my own version:
Jason: Manipulate, mansplain, or manslaughter?
Roy, without a breath to spare: Manwhoreforyou.
Jason, brows raised: Say that again.
Roy: I said Manletsgetmarried.
Jason: Okay.
Roy: Really? Okay??
Jason, a smile appearing on his face: I think we already are, Roy.
Roy, grins: I just wanted to hear it from you.
Dick, through the comms: ROY HARPER????? JASON TODD????
Roy, grins even wider: Present, Dick Grayson!
Jason rolls his eyes.
Dick, huffs: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO BOTH OF YOU!
Jason: You're not my mom, Dickface. Bye!
DICK: LITTLE WING-
Jason, shuts off his comms: Anyways, where were we?
Roy, does the same and tightens his hold on his bow: About to fuck shit up.
Jason, takes his weapons from their holsters: Then what are we waiting for?
Roy, smirks: That's one of the things I love about you, Jaybird.
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“Stop telling me to let you go,” said Alec. “I will never listen. I want
to be with you. I never wanted anything more in my life. If you fall, I
want to fall with you.”
Alec in The Red Scrolls Of Magic
Alec looked stricken. “We’ll die together,” he said. “Let me stay at least, with you.”
“You have to go back. You have to go back to the world.”
“I don’t want the world. I want you,” Alec said, and Magnus closed his eyes, as if the words almost hurt.
Alec in The City of Heavenly Fire
Before Shinyun could act, though, Alec was moving. He was reaching out, and he was wrapping his hand around the blade of the Svefnthorn, and he was grimacing with effort and resolve, and he was thrusting the Svefnthorn into his own chest, piercing his own heart. From where he knelt, Magnus could see the thorn run all the way through him, emerge through his back, and remain there. Alec’s eyes were still open, still wide, still staring right at Magnus.
Alec in The Lost Book Of The White
Bonus:
“Magnus Bane was one of the first great tragedies,” said Livvy as if she were reciting an old story everyone knew. “Bane realized he was turning into a demon. He begged his boyfriend, Alexander Lightwood, to kill him. Alec did, and then turned the sword on himself. Their bodies were found together in the ruins of New York.”
Alec in Thule (Queen of Air and Darkness)
These parallels are truly heartbreaking.
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I was watching an interview from a Chinese rom-com in 2020 and one of the questions was "What do you think is the sweetest romantic declaration?"
And then I started thinking about what are the most romantic lines of my top ships: Malec (Shadowhunters, both show and book), Wenzhou (Word of Honour), and Firstprince (RWRB both movie and book)
Honestly, if I had to pick one out of all of the lines of all ships, I'd say it's "Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him." from The Queen of Air and Darkness, the Shadowhunter Chronicles for Malec. Like, turning eros (romantic, passionate love) into fuel for agape (sacrificial love) and actually making the world a better place for his love? I can't imagine anything greater than that.
For Shadowhunters show, it's Malec's entire wedding vow, I think it summarises what a healthy loving relationship is perfectly. Especially "I will catch you when you fall, and when you soar, I will help you reach your greatest heights"
For Wenzhou from Word of Honour, it's the sunbathing scene from episode 12, just calling each other's name thrice. There's something beautifully simple about that.
And for Firstprince, for the movie, it's "I'll break the sound barrier for you." I don't really know how to explain this one, it 's just the one that touched me the most. Especially after Henry's pled after a week of isolation and agony, the way Alex sounds so sure about it even though truthfully they're both lost and scared as fuck, the way it's a callback to the moment Alex realized he was in love with Henry... it's just fucking beautiful.
For the book, it used to be An Incomplete List of Reasons why I love HRH Prince Henry of Wales, but there was one night in late September where long story short someone said I was selfish for being an emotionally sensitive person which really hurt, so I tried calming myself down by reading RWRB. Then I read bad metaphors about maps out loud and sobbed even harder.
I don't fucking know? there's just something so beautiful about the way Alex writes, which is ironic when earlier he said to Henry "I can't match you in prose" because what the fuck, all of the emails are beautiful but to me turns out bad metaphors is a whole other level. Henry is a writer, he's good with words, those are his dearest tools, but in front of this email, Henry is literally speechless. What the fuck, Alex. What the fuck.
i need to hear TZP read bad metaphors, but I also think that will end me.
Yeah. My favourite romantic declarations from my three favourite ships.
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Yuletide Recs, Batch Five
16 recs for The Queen's Gambit, Red Eye, Sable, Severance, Sherlock Holmes, Silo, Singin' in the Rain, Some Like It Hot, SurrealEstate, Tenet, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Watchmen, and Worlds Beyond Number
something beautiful, Beth Harmon/Jolene
Jolene remembers the first time she looked at Beth and thought her best friend was pretty.
No, not pretty. Beautiful.
Sunk Cost Fallacy, Lisa Reisert/Jackson Rippner
The Keefe job gets cancelled. What's a guy to do?
No Straight Roads, Gen, Sable + Original Characters
Five paths taken, six masks cast.
Or: On a particularly windswept morning, a young girl comes a-knocking on Sable's door.
O, Lazarus!, Helena Eagan + Helly R.
Losing oxygen slowly as she hangs in the elevator up from the severed floor, Helly’s fractured mind confronts itself.
Double Tongued, Irving Bailiff/Burt Goodman + Burt Goodman/Burt Goodman's Husband + Irving Bailiff & Irving B.
Irving's falling asleep – he almost misses Burt leaving forever. Can his outie make it up to him by reuniting them, one last time?
Or, MDR decide to test the Overtime Contigency Protocol on Irving before the Waffle Party, and the code detectors are only equipped to handle certain types of ink.
Indispensable, Gen, Sherlock Holmes + John Watson + Mrs. Hudson
Holmes' gift attempts have fallen through, so he offers a letter instead
her dust was very pretty, Gen, Original Female Character(s)Juliette Nichols
Dore was six when she told Missus Park that she wanted to be her shadow.
“You want to work in recycling?”
“I don’t want to shadow garbage,” Dore said, nose wrinkling at the thought. “Your art. Art that stays.”
Missus Park repeated the words silently, then her mouth dropped open in understanding. “You mean tattoos.”
Working Honeymoon, Cosmo Brown/Don Lockwood/Kathy Selden
If you weren’t getting married, you didn’t get to go on the honeymoon. Wasn't that how it was supposed to go?
That Wondrous Thing, Cosmo Brown/Don Lockwood/Kathy Selden
2 + 2 + 2 = 3. This math works. Really it does.
Girl Talk, Gen, Jerry "Daphne" & Sugar Kane Kowalczyk + Jerry "Daphne" & Joe "Josephine" + Jerry "Daphne"/Osgood Fielding III + Joe "Josephine"/Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Sugar wants to know if she should be saying "Jerry" or "Daphne" and, since Joe and Osgood don't seem to agree and can't be relied on to tell her which is right, she goes to get it right from the horse's mouth. The horse needs to think about this for a bit.
did we get there yet (somehow), Luke Roman/Susan Ireland
It shouldn’t be a surprise, is the thing.
Luke’s always been attracted to smart, competent women. It just hadn’t occurred to him to look at Susan that way until now.
Coffee Meeting: 11 o'clock, Gen, Susan Ireland & Zooey L'Enfant
Susan has a mysterious coffee meeting on her schedule.
pull up if i pull up, Neil/The Protagonist
A safe house in the sea of time.
(You’re trying to remember if Neil was smiling the last time your eyes met.)
and in the daylight, you're crossing all your wires, John Connor/Cameron Phillips + John Connor & Derek Reese & Kyle Reese + John Connor & Sarah Connor + John Connor & the Specter of His Future Self
No one’s ever died for him, here.
Across Vistas, Dan Dreiberg/Laurie Juspeczyk/Rorschach
Laurie and the boys take a roadtrip across the country to see her mom.
Charted, Gen, Ame & Suvirin "Suvi" Kedberiket & Eursulon Toma + Grandma Wren
All stories started somewhere, even if that somewhere is far from here.
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