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callmeyourjaan ยท 8 months
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Apparently, somehow, being successful in life makes you undateable๐Ÿซ 
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weirdly-specific-but-ok ยท 3 months
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If you don't mind me asking (you can totally ignore this message and I'll get the idea no worries), which state are you from?
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HEY DON'T FEEL EMBARRASSED?? Every single time I open my mouth should ensure that you all never feel embarrassed about anything ever because well. Look at me. I'm a fucking fool and I'm vibing about it.
*clears throat and inhales deeply* so well my dad is Tamil but half of his family is actually from Maharashtra but they're also from Tamil Nadu but the other half is from Karnataka and my mum is Telugu but her family is actually from Tamil Nadu but also from Telangana but also I've lived in Punjab for a few years as a toddler but also then I moved back south but also I think there are family in Andhra I never did fully figure out the separation between Andhra and Telangana and anyway I guess the point is moot because aside from barely functioning at Hindi and Kannada and understanding at most Tamil and Telugu I think it's safe to say that given the opportunity every one of those states would disown me on sight so--
*finishes and breathes again* --so I say I'm Indian but bad at it because I've never been outside here but my first language is English and at this point I think every other country in the world is prepared to disown me too (I am still so very sorry for thinking you were extinct, Romanian maggots, and for thinking you were fictional, Albanian maggots, and well generally everyone).
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cryinginmyroomsposts ยท 1 year
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The thing about being a single daughter in an Indian household is the constant helplessness you feel. My whole life Iโ€™ve had to hear every single relative tell my parents that theyโ€™re going to end up on their own as I anyways belong to someone elseโ€™s house. Every time I see my dad struggling to do heavy lifting jobs, but will not let me help, Iโ€™ve had to live with the disgusting feeling of being a pointless existence. For every minute of every day my parents spend worrying about the only daughters safety in this horrible world, I wish I was not who I was. Having to live with the fear I might not be able to be there for my aging parents because ultimately in a conservative society where I have to survive, a girl like me will always be someone elseโ€™s property. To watch your parents give their literal life towards fulfilling the one goal they think is the most precious of all- your marriageโ€ฆ it feels sickening, which Iโ€™m sure most of us desi girls feel constantly. The helplessness turns into anger. Anger at the injustice of this fucked up society and itโ€™s norms, anger at my parents for believing in them and worseโ€ฆ for giving me the understanding of right and wrong only to then tell me shut up and adhere to the baseless and stupid rules. This anger eats away at any happiness, hope and fire I have in me. As each day goes by, I barely have the strength to breathe amidst this helplessness.
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teaah-art ยท 1 year
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Character of the Day - Hidimbi
I'm gonna draw one mahabharat character everyday till I give up
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his-essex-bitchh-doe ยท 2 years
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I love me ๐Ÿ’•
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pransy123 ยท 10 months
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From Swipe to Soulmates: Single Girls Revealed - The Shocking Secrets of Internet Matrimonial Sites for Modern Arranged Marriages!
Being practical in the scenario of arranged marriages comes easy, yet somehow while dreaming of our knight in shiningย armorย we forget about practicalities and make ourselvesย vulnerable ( am speaking from my personal experience ). ย Be clear about what you want / do not want in the guy. Take 30 minutes to visualize your life partner and write down all the qualities you want. ย Take 10 minutes toโ€ฆ
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hobiebrownismygod ยท 7 months
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Why Spiderman-India/Pavitr Prabhakar is one of the best examples of Indian representation I've seen in a long time
Mumbattan
Lets talk about Earth-50101, Mumbattan, Pavitr's home dimension. Mumbattan is displayed as a beautiful, colorful dimension with lots of traffic, lots of people, and lots of culture. When we see Gwen, Miles and Pav swinging through Mumbattan, we see people wearing saris, people driving scootys, Indian-style billboards and even temples in the surroundings. This is an extremely accurate depiction of large Indian cities.
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Mumbattan on the left, Mumbai on the right
See how similar these look?
Now compare this to how Hollywood's Slumdog Millionaire movie depicts India.
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Every single movie depicting India made by Hollywood portrays India as a country full of slums and dirty people. I have never seen Hollywood portray India as the beautiful, culture-filled country it is, and I have never seen one of the many beautiful temples, or the advanced cities represented in western media until now. Slumdog Millionaire is a fantastic movie, but India isn't only made up of slums.
Hollywood tends to romanticize struggle and when depicting India, makes it seem like a very depressing country. Yes, there are slums in India. Yes, there are people struggling in India. But that doesn't mean that India isn't beautiful. It doesn't mean India is behind. Mumbattan is the first depiction of India I've seen that I feel portrays the beauty and culture of India well. It is a fantastic representation.
2. Pavitr's personality
One of the most recent and most popular Indian representation series right now is the show, Never Have I Ever. In my opinion, this show is terrible. The main character, Devi Vishwakumar, is the stereotype of all stereotypes and doesn't accurately portray most Desi girls. She is rude, selfish, and extremely narcissistic. Her entire personality is being Indian and I find that extremely hard to watch. They make fun of her by addressing stereotypes like an excess of body hair, fashion, and even accents but instead of shutting down these stereotypes, they amplified them by making fun of them.
In western media, Indians are either portrayed as IT workers, scammers, grocery store owners, or nerdy, try-hard teenagers. Every show with an Indian teenager in it portrays them as cheap, unhygienic or unattractive which I, as an Indian, find extremely offensive.
Pavitr is portrayed as an optimistic Indian teenager who's smart and strong, without bragging about it, proud of being Indian without making it his whole personality and genuinely funny. He isn't portrayed as some skinny, nerdy guy with glasses. In fact, he's literally shown flexing his muscles, and performing well in class without going overboard about it. He's so full of culture, I can't even begin to explain it because I'll never stop. His suit, his mask, his webs, the way he moves, the way he fights, its all beautiful and I could watch for days on end without getting bored.
We were finally served an attractive, funny Indian character who isn't a walking stereotype, who loves and embraces his culture and just seems like an awesome guy to be around. Seeing him on screen made me feel so proud, of my religion and my culture. I hope Hollywood takes notes on this and continues providing the media with proper Indian representation and strong Indian role models for characters!
This article explains everything I said a little better, because I know my writing style can be confusing sometimes. It really goes into depth on how impactful it is on Indians to see this kind of representation for the first time in western media and how important this is.
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He's so pretty <3 I'm so proud that I look like him
Might go even more in-depth eventually, I just really wanted to get this off my chest because I love him so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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totaly-obsessed ยท 8 months
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My Smart Girl
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Ella Toone x reader fic
-> Ella's girlfriend has just finished Exam season and she treats her to a much-needed self-care day.
โžณ Masterlist
โ€ขโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ‹…โ˜พ โ˜ฝโ‹…โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ€ข
Be a student - they said.
It will be fun โ€“ they said.
And while you loved what you learned, being very passionate about languages and communications, you currently hated your life. It was Exam season. Five exams in a single week is your life currently. Or as you and your peers liked to call it โ€“ Hell.
Studying day in, day out. On top of that working and somehow surviving.
Your girlfriend of two years, Ella, was currently off-season, having just come back after the loss in Australia. She had been devastated but having time off and spending time with friends, family and you helped her to continue. The Manchester United player was incredibly grateful for you and your never-wavering support as her wag.
With you now needing her more than ever, she took pride in being your wag. She cooked for you, brought you coffee, massaged your tense shoulders and she was always there, in case you needed her.
The brunette was currently squinting at the sun while leaning against her car. Today was your (hopefully) last exam and she wanted to be your personal chauffeur.
Ella was nervous. She had planned an exciting day for you, and couldnโ€™t wait for you to be done. The sun felt nice on her face, having spent so much time inside, being by your side โ€“ so she basked in it.
Closed eyes, relaxed eyebrows, the whole deal.
โ€œAre you sleeping?โ€ You sounded tired as your voice ripped her away from the sunny beach in Ibiza.
โ€œNah. Iโ€™d never.โ€ With a cheeky smile, she pulled you into her arms, burying her face in your neck. โ€œHow did it go?โ€
Your facial expression gave your uncertainty away before you could answer. โ€œMeh.โ€
She chuckled as she pressed a kiss to your hair โ€œAlways so descriptive.โ€ With gentle hands, you were pushed off her, so that the United player could open her passenger door for you.
โ€œCโ€™mon, then ma lady. Letโ€™s go!โ€ After giving her a sweet kiss on the corner of her mouth you took your usual place. Ella rounded the car and just seconds later the two of you had taken off, leaving your University behind you.
โ€œYou wonโ€™t believe it!โ€, a gentle smile graced the brunette's face as you started going off about this dude in your course. Her hand gently laying on your thigh squeezing it every now and then. โ€œ- And then he just took my pen!โ€
โ€œNo, he didnโ€™t!โ€
โ€œYes, he did!โ€
A soft pinch was delivered to your side, โ€œWell did ya tell him that ya girlfriend is a famous Footballer?โ€ You couldnโ€™t help but laugh, throwing your head back against your headrest.
โ€œI donโ€™t think he would be intimidated by you Els. But donโ€™t worry I got it back -ย  I even told him off!โ€
โ€œProd of ya baby.โ€ You werenโ€™t one to confront your problems, usually having Ella at your side for that.
When your girlfriend took a left instead of your usual right turn, you got confused. โ€œBaby I think you-โ€œ
The mischievous smile on her face made you swallow your words. โ€œElla, where are we going?โ€
โ€œExcuse me, Missy! Who is Ella? Should I be worried?โ€ Now it was Ella's turn to laugh, the brunette pulling up to a big complex.
โ€œCโ€™mon then lovie.โ€ You were still staring at the building while your favorite brunette had already opened your door, taking you by the hand and gently pulling you out of your seat.
โ€œWhat is this Ella?โ€ This time she didnโ€™t say anything to her name.
โ€œThought you deserve some relaxation, so welcome to your spa day!โ€ Tears brimmed in your eyes threatening to fall. โ€œNuh-uh baby. None of that! Let's get you prim and proper, huh?โ€
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Nearly 130 minutes later the two of you saw each other again, having separate treatments. Although Ella has booked you the same package, she wasnโ€™t able to get a session for two, so the both of you had some quiet time. Your skin had never felt so soft, and your neck could finally move again.
A full body massage, an Indian head massage, a salt scrub, a spa facial, and ear candles. It was a whole lot of relaxation, and while the ear candles felt weird at first, you were suddenly able to hear colors.
The both of you were now sat in the footballer's car again laughing about how Ella had moved too much so that her masseuse had told her of multiple times.
โ€œAlright โ€“ I have two more stops for us lovie!โ€ Wide eyes looked at her, making Ella laugh even more.
โ€œWell, I wanted to spoil you to death. I am so proud of you.โ€
โ€œWe donโ€™t even know if I passed Elsโ€ฆโ€
โ€œDoesnโ€™t matter. You gave it your all โ€“ you studied so much.โ€ Just a couple minutes later you were at a place you knew very well โ€“ Ellaโ€™s hairdresser.
It was a nice contrast to the spa โ€“ you were with your girlfriend singing along to upbeat music and laughing a lot with Immy, the nice girl who did your hair.
โ€œYou got so much love Little Jeannie and you take it where it strikes and give it to the likes of meโ€ฆโ€ The United player was currently belting โ€˜Little Jeannieโ€™ by Elton John, directly in your face, when Immy turned your chair around so that you could see yourself.
โ€œLook at you, Honey! Fresh as new!โ€ Ella loved your hair, it was so incredibly soft and for the entirety of the next car drive, she kept petting it.
In a good mood, she pulled you into the next building.
โ€œElla! Back already?โ€ A team of women sped around the corner, excited to see why she was back, three days after having her nails done.
โ€œNah not for me. For the Missus.โ€ The name got you to blush, averting your eyes while the girls squealed in glee.
Your girlfriend was having a great time, watching you be so overwhelmed. Two girls were doing your nails (each one hand) while another girl styled and dyed your eyebrows. The fourth girl was on her phone showing you options on how to get your lashes done.
โ€ขโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ‹…โ˜พ โ˜ฝโ‹…โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ€ข
After three hours of being pampered, gossiping, and exchanging numbers with the girls, you were finally back home.
In your shared bed Ella tugged you close to her. โ€œThank you Elโ€™s. Donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve said it yet.โ€
The footballer smiled, pressing a small kiss to the corner of your mouth, lingering there for just a second.
โ€œAnything for you lovieโ€ฆ I am so proud of you โ€“ my smart girl.โ€
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callmeyourjaan ยท 3 months
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Manifesting a lover to spoil this Valentineโ€™s Day๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
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old-lorarri ยท 1 year
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โจ main f1 masterlist | football masterlist โฉ
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๐Œ๐€๐— ๐•๐„๐‘๐’๐“๐€๐๐๐„๐
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ ๐–๐ˆ๐‚๐Š๐„๐“๐’ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! indian! cricketer! reader
another year another trophy to the cabinet of everyone's fav constantly winning couple
๐๐‹๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐–๐€๐‘ โ†’ platonic! max verstappen x fem! younger! verstappen! mclaren! f1 driver! reader
since the day you were born you knew you weren't the favourite your brother was and it all comes to a head on vegas night
๐๐‘๐„๐€๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐๐„๐–๐’ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! reporter! reader x charles leclerc
a interview filled with chemistry has people picking sides team charles or team max when little did they know there was no need for them to begin with
๐‚๐‘๐”๐’๐‡ ๐‚๐”๐‹๐“๐”๐‘๐„ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! singer! reader
from each others crush to the it couple of the paddock it's no surprise that they are trying the knot and people couldn't be happier
๐ƒ๐„๐…๐„๐๐ƒ๐„๐‘ ๐…๐‘๐Ž๐Œ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐Ž๐๐„ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! hamilton! engineer! reader
Y/N hamilton and max verstappen have been friends since forever but with the way this season is going it's gonna cause more problems than you can count | part 2 | part 3
๐๐‘๐Ž๐“๐„๐‚๐“๐Ž๐‘ ๐๐˜ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐“๐–๐Ž โ†’ max verstappen x fem! hamilton! engineer! reader
after the unexpected reveal of their relationship, no one has seen or heard from Y/N hamilton since the end of the 21 season until she makes a surprise return to defend her man and then announces something huge | part 1 | part 3
๐‹๐Ž๐•๐„๐‘ ๐Ž๐ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐“๐‡๐‘๐„๐„ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! hamilton! engineer! reader
after the unexpected reveal of their relationship, no one has seen or heard from Y/N hamilton since the end of the 21 season until she makes a surprise return to defend her man and then announces something huge | part 1 | part 2
๐‡๐€๐๐๐ˆ๐„๐‘ ๐“๐‡๐€๐ ๐„๐•๐„๐‘ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! singer! reader
after breaking up with charles leclerc, Y/N L/N is back better than ever with a new boo
๐Š๐ˆ๐’๐’๐„๐’ ๐ˆ๐ ๐™๐€๐๐ƒ๐•๐Ž๐Ž๐‘๐“ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! leclerc! pianist! reader
the musical sibling finally revealed that her muse is none other than her bothers childhood rival and chaos ensues
๐Œ๐€๐๐ˆ๐…๐„๐’๐“๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐ ๐๐Ž๐Ž โ†’ max verstappen x fem! actress! reader
surprisingly max is surprisingly spiritual especially when it comes to manifesting a relationship with the girl of his dreams
๐Œ๐˜ ๐†๐ˆ๐‘๐‹๐’ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! newly wed! single mother! reader
everyone thought harper was a place holder, until the two newlyweds had a baby together turns out they couldn't have been more wrong
๐๐Ž๐ƒ๐‚๐€๐’๐“ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† โ†’ max verstappen x fem! podcast host! reader
the self proclaimed hater of podcasts come of his girlfriends to chat and give his thoughts
๐๐‘๐Ž๐‰๐„๐‚๐“ ๐Œ๐„๐๐€๐‚๐„ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! alonso! model! reader
everybody hates jos so when alonso welcomes max into his own family as his soon to be son in law everyone is happy
๐‘๐Ž๐’๐„๐’ ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐’๐‡๐Ž๐– โ†’ max verstappen x fem! kpop idol! soloist! reader
a beloved kpop soloist has dropped a new song that has people wondering who is the muse bet that was on no one's 2023 bingo card
๐‘๐”๐๐€๐–๐€๐˜ ๐๐€๐๐˜ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! leclerc! runner! reader
one random day off one random story turns in to surprising turn of events and people are left confused
๐’๐„๐€ & ๐’๐€๐๐ƒ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! australian! surfur! reader
max is a good driver but as a surfer he seems to be a little behind his girlfriend
๐’๐“๐Ž๐ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐๐Š ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐€ ๐’๐„๐‚ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! ferrari! f1 driver! reader
max loves to stay camped out in his rivalโ€™s comments to attempt to rizz you up
๐“๐‡๐„ ๐’๐‡๐ˆ๐‘๐“ ๐“๐‡๐€๐“ ๐‡๐„ ๐“๐Ž๐Ž๐Š ๐–๐ˆ๐“๐‡ ๐Œ๐˜ ๐‡๐„๐€๐‘๐“ โ†’ max verstappen x male! man city! football player! reader
an anonymous leask leaves a football player's secert out in the open so what a time to announce there relationship when the two of them are making history
๐–๐€๐“๐„๐‘ ๐ˆ๐๐“๐Ž ๐…๐ˆ๐‘๐„ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! polish! mma fighter! reader
max was young and nervous, and not as confident as he should be but he had potential and Y/N could see it - the potential to ignite the fire in him. to turn him from a scared duck into a roaring lion, but he would always be her sweetheart | part 2
๐…๐ˆ๐‘๐„ ๐ˆ๐๐“๐Ž ๐ˆ๐‚๐„ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! polish! mma fighter! reader
five years later and the fire in both of them is still strong now max just needs to introduce his girl to the grid | part 1
๐•๐ˆ๐•๐€ ๐‹๐€๐’ ๐•๐„๐†๐€๐’ โ†’ max verstappen x fem! bestfriend! mercedes! f1 driver! reader
a wild night in vegas leads calamity and the internet struggles to figure out what the fuck is going on
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hotvintagepoll ยท 10 days
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Madhubala (Mughal-e-Azam, Barsaat Ki Raat, Mr. & Mrs. '55)โ€”The Venus of India; heart-throb of all who saw her; responsible for the sexual awakening of every single desi lesbian I know (including me!) And my god, she is breathtakingly beautiful. Look at the subtle grace with which she moves, and that smile - the kind of radiant smile that can make you laugh with sheer delight, or cry because of its hidden pain. Those wild curls! That Cupid's bow! The way she tilts back her head and smiles at you with mischief dancing in her eyes! She has a way of looking at the camera that makes you feel she's sharing a private joke just with you; it's something about that quizzical twist of the lips and eyebrows. As an actress, she is inimitable; she seems to effortlessly inhabit roles ranging from a heart-broken courtesan to a laughter-loving socialite. Fun fact : she's had quite the fan following in Greece! Stelios Kazantidis even wrote a song as a tribute to her.
Linda Darnell (Hangover Square, Unfaithfully Yours, A Letter to Three Wives)โ€” Her dick is ENORMOUS. She was Foxโ€™s resident bad girl for a while, and she was goddamn sexy during it. She could also play sweeter, and she was still beautiful when she wasnโ€™t crushing men beneath her heels, but also she sometimes crushed men beneath her heels and it was really hot
This is round 4 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
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Madhubala:
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An icon of Bollywood, who was well known for her beauty and has continued to inspire performances and songs into the 21st century. She was at times described as "the number one beauty of the Indian screen" and "the biggest star in the world".
SHE IS EVERYTHING AHHH. JUST LOOK AT HER SMILE-
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She's been nicknamed the Marilyn Monroe of India and was one of the highest paid actresses in the Hindi film industry (the term Bollywood did not exist yet) during the 1950s. Also an extremely talented dancer and singer
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SHE'S JUST SO STUNNING, like seeing her eyes IMMEDIATELY CAPTIVATES YOU, THE DANCING, THE BEAUTY!!!!!!!!! She worked in Bollywood for over 20 years and passed away at a sad early age of 36, BUT THE IMPACT SHE HAD WAS UNMATCHED!!!!!
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That sassy sideways glance she does always has me WEAK AT THE KNEES. And when she's making silly faces at the camera to mimic someone ahhhh my gay little heart <3
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Linda Darnell:
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LOOK AT THOSE EYES. She redefines sultry and dreamy.
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ok i have a lot of feelings about linda darnell. she was so complex and messy and talented and just such a tragic figure and deserved so much better. her mom basically ignored the rest of her kids in favor of pushing linda into hollywood, which led to her missing out on a lot of childhood experiences, prevented her from enrolling in college, and caused some mental health issues later in life. itโ€™s especially heartbreaking that she met such a preventable end so early in life, and i always wonder what mightโ€™ve happened if she had been able to make more movies. she also disliked the hollywood social scene, which i think is totally valid of her. anyway, i loved her in a letter to three women and unfaithfully yours, and especially in no way out, which i think is one of her better roles, really showcasing her acting ability. and the fact that she never really got recognition keeps me up at night,, in my heart she has all the oscars
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potions-and-angels ยท 4 months
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you know what? im just gonna say it
all i have seen is โ€œwhy is annabeth blackโ€ this and โ€œshe was blonde not blackโ€ complaints-
i have not seen a SINGLE complaint about Aryan being casted as Grover. NONE about him being South Asian / Indian instead of white. I have seen complaints about him not looking like how he did in the book, but none were race-centric like the complaints are with Leah. I have not seen any complaints about Chiron or Zeusโ€ฆ
all of you complaining about Leah just hate seeing black girls succeed. she did AMAZING and embodied Annabeth in those episodes. rick wanted actors/actresses that could embody his character, not to do casting based on appearance alone and we should respect his decision as the original creator instead of attacking Leah out of racist selfishness. she is a young girl and she is talented, she earned her role fair and square and some of you just need to accept it instead of letting your racist colors shine, outright or casual.
same thing applies to the rest of the cast if complaints exist about people of color playing the characters. the show would not be better if the entire cast was white, youโ€™re just racist.
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Oh no help, why is my brain suddenly full of an RAF (or RFC) AU where Legolas is a pilot who gets the nickname โ€œGreenleafโ€ because of how lightly and acrobatically he flies (and also he should probably be Irish or Scottish so the Brits can be derisive about his โ€œmore dangerous and less wiseโ€ people hmm? ooh or Indian! doesnโ€™t really matter as long as he wears a lot of green so the nickname makes sense lmao) while Gimli was too short for the army but is a fucking amazing mechanic and basically single-handedly responsible for how amazing this unitโ€™s planes are and how no matter how wrecked their planes are if they can get them back to base at all he can fix them, and Legolas fell in love basically the first time he saw Gimli work his miracles with that wrench and Gimli is not in love thank you, he is very very annoyed by this chipper pilot who keeps getting holes shot in his fucking wings and he definitely doesnโ€™t like him at all and certainly doesnโ€™t go out of his way to tinker with Legolasโ€™s plane all the time and make sure itโ€™s the absolute best machine in the air oh no nope definitely not dammit and he certainly doesnโ€™t fret every time Legolas flies off into battle or comes back with his engine smoking again that fucker oh how Gimli loathes him! until one day he finally hops out of a just-barely-landed-successfully plane that is literally on fire Legolas what the fuck you idiot and oh and he stumbles whatโ€™s wrong oh no is he hurt oh no and Gimli runs over to help him up and instead they kiss right on the runway oh fuckโ€”!
And the whole unit has been taking bets on this forever, so Commander Strider has to come break up the fistfight between ร‰owyn-who-definitely-isnโ€™t-using-her-brotherโ€™s-ID-and-the-whole-unit-doesnโ€™t-know-sheโ€™s-secretly-a-girl-NOPE and Boromir over who now owes whom money before Boromirโ€™s little brother, the only one in the unit who hasnโ€™t figured out that ร‰owyn is a girl yet, does something stupid trying to stop his brother fighting with โ€œthe fellowโ€ he definitely doesnโ€™t have a crush on Boromir pleaseโ€”!
Strider is so tired. He didnโ€™t sign-up for herding idiots in love, heโ€™s just trying to win the damn war, do you lads MIND???
Lord Mithrandir is sitting in his office watching the show from the window and laughing so hard, he fucking loves his deranged pilots so much. He has pulledย  so many blatant cover-ups for their hijinks, and everybody in high command knows that heโ€™s tossing aside regulations left and right, but his units are the most successful pilots in the damn skies so nobody can do anything about it dammit. (Heโ€™s also definitely in cahoots with General Galadriel, who pulls his ass out of the fire every damn time somebody tries to bestow some kind of reprimand or punishment, and who gets regular โ€œbriefingsโ€ about his pilots that absolutely arenโ€™t just gossip in disguise, and which she certainly doesnโ€™t pass along to her granddaughter whoโ€™s engaged to Commander Strider, who definitely isnโ€™t royalty in disguise, nope nope and also nope.)
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Matthew Patel Analysis
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I would like to say first off, I am not Indian. I am a Mexican kid who just really likes learning about different cultures. If anything in this is incorrect, offensive, or just overall dumb, I would really like to be corrected and would REALLY like to be able to fix it.
Iโ€™ve been trying to decipher what the markings on the demon girlโ€™s and Matthewโ€™s foreheads are. The main assumption would be that they are bindis, but that doesnโ€™t sit entirely right with me when you think about what they represent in Indian culture.
For the demon girls, you COULD say that the markings are bindis, and that they are supposed to represent something โ€œmaritalโ€, which would then imply that their binding to Matthew is more complicated, but I personally disagree with this for multiple reasons.
Then of course, for Matthew that would be a bit more complicated. Married women arenโ€™t the only ones who use bindi markings of course as they also can have other uses and meanings, such as representing the third eye. Given Matthewโ€™s powers, this would make sense, but it still doesnโ€™t fully fit correctly in my beautiful mind.
The biggest thing that perplexes me is their colors and shape. They arenโ€™t exactly round--they actually seem to be more elongated, like a very thin teardrop. This made me wonder if they were actually supposed to be tilaks instead, which makes slightly more sense to my big brain. This has to do with two main reasons: 1, both men and women can wear it. 2, Shiva and Shakti.
Letโ€™s start with Shakta.
โ€œShaktas (worshippers of Devi โ€” the feminine manifestation of the Divine) use kumkum to either draw a single red vertical line, or place a red dot, as a symbol of her divine energy and power.โ€ย  Source: https://www.hinduamerican.org/blog/5-things-to-know-about-tilak
Shakta is the consort of Shiva, the goddess who is often personified as โ€œDeviโ€, who acts as the divine feminine to Shivaโ€™s divine masculinity.
โ€œYoni, (Sanskrit: โ€œabode,โ€ โ€œsource,โ€ โ€œwomb,โ€ or โ€œvaginaโ€) in Hinduism, the symbol of the goddess Shakti, the feminine generative power and, as a goddess, the consort of Shiva. In Shaivism, the branch of Hinduism devoted to worship of the god Shiva, the yoni is often associated with the lingam, which is Shivaโ€™s symbol. In sculpture and paintings, the lingam is depicted as resting in the yoni as a cylinder in a spouted dish. The two symbols together represent the eternal process of creation and regeneration, the union of the male and female principles, and the totality of all existence. In a myth narrated in several Puranas, the body of Sati, an avatar of Shakti, is dismembered and scattered throughout India. Her yoni falls, and remains, in Assam, regarded as the home of Tantra (esoteric practices).โ€ Source: https://www.britannica.com/topic/yoniย 
These statements already clear up the shape, color, and meaning behind the girlโ€™s markings. They are the feminine consorts to Matthew Patel and his escapades. Personally I really like this for multiple reasons, the biggest being that it makes their dynamic significantly more wholesome. This article, https://hridaya-yoga.com/blog/yoni-puja/, talks about the yoni tantras and overall adoration and respect for women. While Matthew and his girls donโ€™t interact together much in terms of actual conversation, the general case seems to be that they are protective, uplifting, and devoted to him, while in return we see that they are treated with respect and not once does he ever see them as lesser or treat them as such. (This could be countered with the fact that they do get put in harm's way a lot, but given that they seem to be able to respawn just fine it probably isnโ€™t an issue and something they are willing to do for him anyways.)
With that, letโ€™s talk about Shiva.
โ€œShiva meaning โ€œThe Auspicious Oneโ€ is one of the three major deities of Hinduism. He is worshiped as the Supreme God within Shaivism, one of the three most influential denominations in contemporary Hinduism and is also called โ€œthe Transformer and the Destroyerโ€.โ€ Source: https://www.templepurohit.com/shiva-worshipped-form-linga-lingam/#google_vignetteย 
Matthew and Shiva have lots of things going on, which personally I find really freaking cool. He literally summons what appears to be the trishul, which is Shivaโ€™s trident. How dope is that??ย 
โ€œThe Trishul, also known as the trident, is the primary weapon of Lord Shiva. It is characterized by three sharp blades connected by a long handle. The three blades always point in the upward direction. Shiva is always found to be holding the handle of the Trishul when he is depicted in the saguna linga form. The three blades have various representations in Hindu mythology.โ€ Source: https://servdharm.com/blogs/post/significance-of-shivas-trishul#:~:text=The%20Trishul%2C%20also%20known%20as,in%20the%20saguna%20linga%20form.
When it comes to the actual symbol on his forehead however, that becomes more difficult. I wondered if he was Shaiva (Shaiva meaning โ€œfollower of Shivaโ€), and that was what the symbol meant, but I couldnโ€™t find anything regarding his specifically.
โ€œShaivites (worshippers of Shiva), for example, smear their foreheads with three horizontal lines of vibhuti, a sacred white ash that acts as a reminder of the temporary nature of the material world. Made of the burnt dried wood from Hindu fire rituals, the three lines of vibhuti are called tripundra, and represent Shivaโ€™s threefold powers of will, knowledge, and action. Tripudra is also frequently worn with a dot made of kumkum (a powdered red turmeric) in the center, symbolizing the creative and energetic force of the Divine known as the Goddess Shakti.โ€ Source: https://www.hinduamerican.org/blog/5-things-to-know-about-tilakย 
Interestingly enough, the tripundra does share the teardrop shape that Matthew has. What confuddles me is the lack of the three lines, and the color. I am unsure as to whether or not this has meaning, was on purpose, or was just what they decided to go with.
I did however come to the conclusion that the color might be related to bhasma (calcine ash), more specifically, โ€œPushpa Kasisa, which is crystalline with bluish green color.โ€ Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3530270/ย 
โ€œBhasma is a Sanskrit word that means โ€œbone ash,โ€ โ€œcinderโ€ or โ€œdisintegration.โ€ It comes from the root bha, meaning โ€œdelusion,โ€ โ€œappearanceโ€ or โ€œlikeness,โ€ and sma, meaning โ€œeverโ€ or โ€œalways.โ€ In Hinduism and yoga, bhasma is sacred ash. In some traditions, it is thought to contain the energy of Shiva.โ€ย 
โ€œIn the spiritual context, bhasma symbolizes burning the ego to ashes in order to unite with the higher Self or the divine. It represents liberation from the limitations of mortal life and freedom from the cycle of reincarnation. It is also a reminder of the temporary nature of the physical body, which will one day return to ashes.
Also called vibhooti, bhasma is the sacred ash from the fire of a yogi or saint or from the sacrificial fire known as yajna in which special wood, herbs, grains, ghee and other items are offered as part of a worship ritual. Bhasma is thought to destroy sin and consume evil.โ€ Source: https://www.yogapedia.com/definition/5934/bhasma#:~:text=In%20the%20spiritual%20context%2C%20bhasma,from%20the%20cycle%20of%20reincarnation.ย 
Overall it appears that bhasma is applied to protect its wearer from physical harm/illness as well as serving its spiritual purposes which works really well given that it appeared during a fight where Matthew was in fact, getting harmed.
(I do want to mention though that I do think that it is not actual bhasma as that really wouldnโ€™t make sense, but the similarities and โ€œcoincidencesโ€ are really cool to me.)
Okay, how does this relate to Matthewโ€™s powers?
โ€œAccording to yogic texts, there exist seven major chakras (discs of subtle concentrated energy) that run along the center of the body, each of which relate to some aspect of a personโ€™s physical, emotional, and psychological make-up. Tilak is placed on the forehead between the eyebrows where the ajna chakra is located. As ajna means to โ€œperceiveโ€ or โ€œcommand,โ€ the ajna chakra is considered to be the โ€œeye of intuition,โ€ through which a person can discern information that cannot otherwise be seen with oneโ€™s physical eyes. This โ€œthird eyeโ€ is a spiritually potent part of oneโ€™s being that helps one to focus inward on the Divine. Tilak, therefore, is placed on the ajna chakra to invoke this divine energy, as well as act as a reminder of the ultimate life goal.โ€ Source: https://www.hinduamerican.org/blog/5-things-to-know-about-tilakย 
If Matthew is invoking the power of Shiva to aid him through the third eye, or the ajna chakra, this would make the most sense (and would explain why we hadnโ€™t seen it before, probably). I also think it explains his fireballs pretty well, as Iโ€™ve noticed a lot of fire and burning practices and metaphors throughout my search for answers.
Oh, also, this: โ€œShiva's tapas generated so much heat that his body transformed into a pillar of fire - a blazing lingam that threatened to destroy the whole world. The gods did not know how to control Shiva's fire.โ€
In fact, the whole summary article thingy is really cool to me, so iโ€™ll put it all here.
โ€œShiva saw no sense in the transitory pleasures of life, so he rejected samsara, smeared his body with ash, closed his eyes and performed austerities.
Shiva's tapas generated so much heat that his body transformed into a pillar of fire - a blazing lingam that threatened to destroy the whole world. The gods did not know how to control Shiva's fire.
Suddenly there appeared a yoni - the divine vessel of the mother-goddess. It caught the fiery lingam and contained its heat, thus saving the cosmos from untimely destruction.
Shiva is often pictured in a pacific mood with his consort Parvati, as the cosmic dancer Nataraja, as a naked ascetic, as a mendicant beggar, as a yogi Dhakshinamurthy, and as the androgynous union of Shiva and Parvati in one body (Ardhanarisvara).
Shiva also takes the form of Ardhanari, his androgynous form. The right side of the sculpture is Shiva and the left side is Parvati. The attributes of each are split directly down the middle.
Another example of Shiva's apparent synthesis of male and female attributes is seen in his earrings. He often wears one earring in the style of a man and the other as a female.โ€ Source: https://www.lotussculpture.com/shiva-hindu-god-lord-destruction-meaning-symbolism.html#:~:text=Shiva's%20tapas%20generated%20so%20much,how%20to%20control%20Shiva's%20fire.ย 
So yeah, there you have it. Here is every single source I used:
Shiva
https://servdharm.com/blogs/post/significance-of-shivas-trishul#:~:text=The%20Trishul%2C%20also%20known%20as,in%20the%20saguna%20linga%20form.ย 
https://www.lotussculpture.com/shiva-hindu-god-lord-destruction-meaning-symbolism.html#:~:text=Shiva's%20tapas%20generated%20so%20much,how%20to%20control%20Shiva's%20fire.ย 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trishulaย 
https://www.templepurohit.com/shiva-worshipped-form-linga-lingam/#google_vignetteย 
Shakti/Yoni
https://www.britannica.com/topic/yoniย 
https://hridaya-yoga.com/blog/yoni-puja/ย 
https://kripalu.org/resources/shakti-power-within-you#:~:text=Shakti%20means%20power%2C%20energy%2C%20or,the%20divine%20masculine%20god%20Shiva.ย 
Tilak
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/tilak-ancient-practice-significance-neeta-singhalย 
https://www.hinduamerican.org/blog/5-things-to-know-about-tilakย 
https://www.britannica.com/topic/tilakย 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilakaย 
Bindi
https://exametc.com/magazine/details.php?id=900ย 
https://www.sanskritimagazine.com/bindi-meaning-and-significance-of-the-dot-on-forehead/ย 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindi_(decoration)ย 
Bhasma
https://www.yogapedia.com/definition/5934/bhasma#:~:text=In%20the%20spiritual%20context%2C%20bhasma,from%20the%20cycle%20of%20reincarnation.ย 
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24696811/#:~:text=There%20are%20various%20importance%20of,heavy%20metals%20in%20the%20body.ย 
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3530270/ย 
Third Eye
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eyeย 
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matan4il ยท 5 months
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Daily update post:
One of the issues that caused the delay in the hostage release yesterday was Hamas' violation of the agreement. Israel demanded that families will be released together, mothers with their kids, Hamas agreed. Yesterday, on just the second day of implementing the accord, Hamas violated this term, when the list only included a 13 years old girl named Hilla Rotem, but not her 54 years old mom, Ra'aya. This is tragic in itself, but it was compounded by the fact that Hilla is the only daughter of a single mom. Think about what it means to her, that she's being released, but not the only immediate family she has in the world. Israel insisted that Hamas must honor the agreement, but Hamas said the only way they'd stick to the agreement of not separating Hilla Rotem from her mom, is if the girl wouldn't be released. But seeing as the kids are considered the most vulnerable, Israel relented and accepted Hilla being released without her mom. Why is Hamas so insistent on separating the two, we can only guess.
So, for those keeping score, Hamas violated the agreement twice (potentially three time), first with firing rockets 15 minutes after the fighting was supposed to stop, then forcing families apart. The third issue is that Hamas promised the Red Cross would be allowed to meet the hostages remaining in captivity, but so far, that hasn't happened. If it stays that way, that's another violation. We're all waiting to see what will happen today, since on both previous days, the hostages release was delayed.
On its part, Hamas claimed Israel was the one breaking the agreement, even though there was independent confirmation that Israel met its obligations, such as the number of aid trucks allowed into Gaza as part of the accord. Today, the aid trucks went in even earlier, and with video documentation, so that Hamas would not be able to use this as an excuse again. Another thing that Hamas claims is that Israel is supposed to release prisoners based on how long they've been in jail, but Israel said it was not a part of the signed agreement. Hamas gave a list of 14 hostages to be released, eventually it released 13 Israelis kidnapped. The agreement said Israel is to release 3 convicted terrorist per each release hostage, so Israel was set to release 42 prisoners. When it turned out that Hamas is only releaseing 13 people, Israel still released all 42 people who were already went through the process of release. No official explanation was offered, but my guess is to prevent any riots from those three who would not be released, and their families outside.
The other day, a ship flying Malta's flag was attacked by an armed suicide drone in the Indian ocean. It turns out that while being operated by another company, one of the owners of the ship is an Israeli businessman. To target the ship for its ownership rather than operators, implies the intel probably came from Iran. The ship was damaged in the attack, a fire broke out, but no one was hurt. There's an initial report of another ship, supposedly under Israeli ownership, that was kidnapped today near Yemen. If true, this is the third ship targeted for supposedly being Israeli.
A video was circulated the other day, which I will not be sharing, but you can see it here. It shows two Palestinians from Jenin, shot to death for supposedly collaborating with Israel, and then their bodies were hung, a crowd gathered and filmed this, then the bodies were taken down, dragged along the streets, abused, and eventually they were dumped in a garbage site. Are they really informants for Israel? I recently watched a documentary about Yahya Sinwar, Hamas' current leader in Gaza, who was imprisoned by Israel up until 2011. But it wasn't for killing Israelis, it was for murdering Palestinians for supposedly collaborating. An Israeli internal security official said that out of the dozens upon dozens of Palestinians that Sinwar killed with his own hands, maybe 2 or 3 were actual informants. Sinwar murdered these people to make a reputation for himself (he was nicknamed "The Butcher of Khan Younes"), and for an array of other, more personal reasons. So... I'd say most odds are these people had nothing to do with Israel, too.
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As antisemitism is on the rise, and too many are adopting a narrative that justified or dismissed Hamas' crimes, the Prime Minister of Ireland did the sameon Twitter. He got community notes correcting his erasure of an Irish-Israeli 9 years old girl's kidnapping.
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Just a reminder that when one terrorist in Dublin stabbed five people, three kids included, there were massive riots, with lots of public infrastructure burned down, and rioters arrested. What would Ireland do if they would have been subjected to a terrorist attack equivalent to the one Israel suffered on Oct 7?
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The really tall guy is an Israeli officer whose name can't be published, only his initial Y.
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He finished a specific military role two months before Hamas' massacre. On the day of Oct 7, he realized that the guy who replaced him, who lives further to the north, would not be able to make it to the fighting zone in time, so Y jumped into his car and drove there, without a weapon or a bulletproof vest. On the way, terrorists ambushed his car, and shot him in the stomach. Realizing he's beginning to pass out, he stopped his car at the side of the road. He woke up to the sight of the second guy in the pic, Mulogate Gazhai. He's a citizen of Eritrea seeking sanctuary in Israel. Mulogate was in a taxi, getting away from the fighting, when he saw the wounded Y's car. He asked the taxi driver to stop. When Y regained consciousness, Mulogate told him, "I'm with you all the way." He stayed by his side, putting pressure on Y's wound to stop him from bleeding out, for almost three hours, hiding together in a ditch on the side of the road, while terrorists keep driving through this area. Today, for having saved Y's life, Mulogate was granted an honorary Israeli citizenship.
(for all of my updates and ask replies regarding Israel, click here)
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leikeliscomet ยท 5 months
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A lot's been said about romance in Doctor Who but what gets me is even if we were to entertain the idea of romance being the height of love and human experience, the demographics of who actually gets to explore this are very interesting. Minus Thasmin and Jack lipsing Nine, most Doctor's are men with women as love interests. Rose, Clara, River Song, Madame de Pompadour, Queen Elizabeth I, Lady Christina, Joan Redfern... if love is so enriching and powerful and lovely and human... why couldn't the Doctor's male incarnations be enriched by men or people that aren't women? Where were the Doomsday episodes of him crying for the man he loves but could never see again? We get throwaway lines and jokes about the Doctor liking men in male incarnations but actual TenRose or DoctorRiver moments, swelling music as he kisses the man of his dreams? They're lacking. Which is peak for "the gay blue box show". Same can be said for the women of Who. We sat through Tennant lipsing women across the galaxy but one hypothetical Thasmin kiss has articles and essays and video essays... All this hotion and commotion about the *idea* of sapphic love. Obviously the show would wanna avoid sexualisation (as it should) but the immediate hush hush around representing romance (and sex too tbh) from a woman's POV and pearl clutching of a kiss between two women shows the scales aren't even.
And it extends to race too. How many Black couples and couples of colour actually got their universe defying love on screen? How many times is Black love, Black people in love and love of POC actually celebrated? Martha's parents split so Clive could date a young blonde. TenMartha couldn't thrive platonically or romantically because she "wasn't Rose" enough for Ten. Umbreen and Prem were doomed from the start. Graham lost Grace. Ryan lost Bella. Ryasmin never went anywhere and never can because Thasmin got picked instead. We got Bill and Heather at the expense of Bill losing her human body forever and the dark skin girl she dated never being mentioned ever again (Remember Penny? The show doesn't!). We all know what happened to RoseMickey and ClaraDanny so they're automatically ruled out. So who've we got left? Bell and Vinder (not too shabby)? That West Indian couple from Planet of the Dead? Its not looking good bruv.
Look I get why people see the magic and wonder of romance but it doesn't feel so magical if we only see it reserved for certain demographics. The false equating of romance making us human is one thing (as if single/unpartnered people are "less human") but when we only see that "humanity" through white non-aspec cishet couples... what is the show saying about people who's romance is different? For people who don't have romance at all? What are YOU saying about those people?
Romance in Doctor Who isn't the problem but amatonormativity definitely is.
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