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HI BABRIE! HI KEN! [part 3, LH44 smau]

Lewis Hamilton x pregnant!reader [social media au]

Masterlist & Hi Barbie! Hi Ken! [part 1, LH44 smau] & Hi Barbie! Hi Ken! [part 2, LH 44 smau]

Summary: Lewis and his "real-life Barbie" girlfriend Y/N Y/L/N have a secret they keep from the fans. Though it's only matter of time before they announce the happy news... it's not like it can stay hidden forever anyways.

Warnings: Pregnancy. Slight hate and bodyshaming towards Y/N. If you're not in the right headspace, please don't read it!🫶

Author's Note: After quite some time, hello! I'm so sorry this took so long, but life has been so busy and hectic last month I simply didn't have time and energy to write this sooner. Though I'm very glad for everyone who waited for this part and I hope you'll like it. It's probably not the last one, I have few ideas for more parts. But I don't want to promise anything, we all know how long this part took XD.

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lewishamilton So proud to support charity program for the involvement of children from disadvantaged families in sports yourusername has been working on for a few years now. All money raised from the friendly basketball match goes to the fond of the charity. Let's change lives of these talented kids together! 💫🙏🏾

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user1 basketball players should be grateful our king chose to be f1 driver 😌

user2 fr

yourusername together we can change the world for better!! 💫💕

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user3 You make our lives better by existing Y/N😍😍

user4 I think this is too idealistic lol

user5 queen speaking facts and keeping us motivated

user6 LET HER COOK 🗣🗣🗣

user7 Sir Lewis Hamilton is Sir for a reason 👑

mercedesamgf1 🙏🤍

user8 even though he'll be driving for ferrari next year mercedes still supports him!!!

user9 and what did you think? that they'll ignore him or hate him suddenly? he still got a whole season w them 🤣 plus it's all marketing

user10 nah i'll just live in delusion that admin loves lewis & y/n🥰🥰🥰🥰

user11 I love how you use your platform to raise awareness

user12 omg he's so hot 🥵

user13 Wait, why is Lewis at Y/N's charity event instead of her? I usually support her, but this is just weird... why can't she stand up for her own thing?

user14 RIGHT?! idk why she didn't even bother showing there

user15 Honestly I think that Lewis going there brings more attention to it than just her going there, and it's a good thing people are noticing this organization. Though I don't understand why she didn't go there as well 🤷‍♀️

user16 guys stop wtf she could be sick or smth

user14 or she's just another attention seeker... never liked her tbh

user16 the only attention seeker here is u user14 get a life and stop hating 😘

user14 i'm not hating, i'm stating facts and unlike y/n i don't need a man to do shit for me lmfao

user17 Y'all are really getting mad over nothing xddd

user18 Amazing work! 👏 you make the difference, Lewis😍🖤💛

user19 the fact he has pink pants bc it's y/n's fav color and it's for a charity event she helped organize... i want a man like him 😩

user20 He's down bad for her!!!

user21 I mean... who wouldn't, just look at her🤭

user22 fr what i'd give to talk to y/n once

user23 Our fashion barbie iconic Queen 💖💖

user24 Lew giving the little boy a fist bump🥹

user25 he is going to be a great dad one day

user24 Oh definitely!🫶

user26 can't wait for dad lewis

user27 omggg imagine little him and y/n running around the paddock 😭😭

user26 they'll be sooo cute istg

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yourusername japan grand prix w my favs 🇯🇵🤍

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lewishamilton 🤍🤍

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user1 awww i live for bf lewis

user2 YOU DESERVE SOMEONE BETTER

user3 and who would that be user2 ?? you? lmfao u wish🤣🤣

user4 the disrespect of writing these things under HIS COMMENT where he shows SUPPORT to HIS GIRLFRIEND...

user5 Lewis & Y/N 4ever 🫶

user6 omg look at roscoe baby so cute

user7 the teeth I can't🥹

user8 It's Roscoe's world and we're just living in it fr

alexandrasaintmleux so prettyyy 🙏🌺

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yourusername oh stoppp u are prettier 💓💐

user9 Girls supporting girls and wags supporting wags... that's what we like!!!!

user10 the fact lewis liked alex's comment w two accounts is the best thing that happened this week😭

user11 shut uppp I didn't even notice it before user10 😭 he's such a simp I love this 😭😭

user10 i knoooow😭

user12 finally you attended a grand prix this year!!!!

user13 😍😍😍😍😍

mercedesamgf1 It's always brighter with you in the paddock Barbie Y/N!💖

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yourusername next time i'm going all out w the pink 💖🫶

user14 the legend herselffff

user15 Admin is slaying and supporting Y/N 💁‍♀️

user16 MOTHER IS SERVING ONCE AGAIN🧎🏻‍♀️

roscoelovescoco Enjoying's dad's racing's w my's best's mum's ☺️🏎

yourusername enjoying dad racing w my best son 🥹💕

user17 not roscoe slowly learning y/n's slang and saying w instead of with🤭

user18 and the fact Lewis is the one really writing it... !!!!!

user19 They're such cute a family🥰

user20 mum and dad and son... I can't it's too adorable 🫠❤️‍🩹

user21 Literally the queen of f1 and gorgeousness keep slaying

user22 where is the usual barbie aesthetic?!😥

user23 fr I want pink dresses not blue trousers

user24 Guys she can wear whatever she wants

user23 yeah true but still... she already built that image so why not keep it wtf 🤷‍♀️

user25 Covering her fat stomach with the purse ewww 🤢🥴

user26 i wanna take u haters seriously... but I just can't xd

user27 if you have anger issues like me and don't like online trolls, pls stop scrolling people! there are so many dumb users from twitter in these comments!🙃

user28 I just don't get why they're hating on Y/N all of sudden... what did she ever do to them

user29 idk, probably bcs she wasn't active for a while (she was probably not feeling well or smth as she said in an interview few days back) and didn't attend any gp till japan this year (again she was probably sick so understandable)... plus lot of f1 "fans" are jealous bitches change my mind

user30 Internet always moves in waves and one time everybody loves u and then they hate u 😬

user31 yeah but it's so sad cause y/n is such a sweetheart🥺❤️

user32 I honestly wouldn't care about the haters if they didn't attack her body and the way she looks... that's down right embarrassing and disgusting

user33 AGREED user32

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lewishamilton It's hard to put into words how happy and excited we are. Can't wait to hold our baby in a few months and support my dearest love on every step of the way. Feeling blessed right now 🤍🪐

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charles_leclerc Well, that's a shocking news I didn't know about this time...😂

charles_leclerc But big congratulations!❤️

yourusername yeah we needed to give u heart attack w smth too 😉💋

susie_wolff Congratulations Lewis and Y/N, you will be great parents! 💫🫶

yourusername thx susie, we have great role models in u and toto!!! ✨❤️‍🩹

lewishamilton 🫶🏾🫶🏾

kellypiquet what a great news!🥹

yourusername love u kelly 💕

sebastianvettel Many congratulations!

lewishamilton Thank you Seb!

yourusername will u be the fun uncle??? pls seb 🥹🙏

sebastianvettel If you'll make me their godfather....

yourusername done deal 🤝

lewishamilton I-... fair enough, done deal

fencer EXCUSE ME?!! THAT'S NOT FAIR

charles_leclerc Yeah what is this favorism?!

yourusername guys it's seb how could we say no 😌✨

charles_leclerc True... fair enough then I guess 🙂

fencer I still feel VERY offended

yourusername charles don't use that ironic emoji on me and fencer u can have the second child

lewishamilton Darling that sounds like you're sacrificing our second child while the first one isn't even born yet...

yourusername whoops 🫢🙈

sebastianvettel Do you realize this is not a private conversation?

yourusername actually u can set selected comments private seb 😁

charles_leclerc Wait seriously?!

lewishamilton No, she's just testing if he's old enough to believe her 🙄

yourusername you're sour bc u believed me the first time i tried it love ☺️🫶

sebastianvettel This is exactly why I didn't have Instagram sooner.

charles_lecerc We love you Seb!❤️

yourusername yeah we do love u our new godfather!!!!💖

mercedesamgf1 Congratulations from the whole team!🤩🤍

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alexandrasaintmleux awww so happy for both of u!💞

yourusername hope you're prepared to be the fav auntie 🤭💋

alexandrasaintmleux anything for my little nephew or niece hamilton 🫡

scuderiaferrari The next world champion on the way?😍❤️

yourusername pls i hope they'll stay far away from racing 😭

scuderiaferrari Well... then we'll at least get another tifosi 😉

georgerussell68 Wishing all the best mate!

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landonorris Wooohooo congrats!!!

landonorris Wait- do y'all realize you'll be parents now? Like real REAL parents of an actual child?!

yourusername yeah lando that's how it usually works when u get pregnant 😊

landonorris Yeah but... wait! The child needs to be McLaren fan!

yourusername your mission to get all hamiltons to be your fan is getting more complicated, isn't it? 😂🫢

landonorris Shhhh Y/N it's a secret mission 🤫

yourusername oh my bad sry

yourusername wait why do i know about it then???

landonorris Ehhh... miscalculation?

yourusername tf lando 😭

lewishamilton I'm starting to think this baby will be our second child and Lando is our first...

landonorris Wow so can I officially say Lewis Hamilton is my daddy now?😀

lewishamilton NO

yourusername lando don't you dare or istg

landonorris Byeee parents!! 🤗

f1 Let's go! 💖👶

francisca.cgomes babyyyyy 🤎🍂

pierregasly Why the leaves?

francisca.cgomes bcs it's an autumn babyyyyy

yourusername love u kika 💕

pierregasly Oh congrats by the way!🫶

yourusername thx pierre 💕

logansargeant RAAAAAHHH 🇺🇸🦅

logansargeant Sorry alex_albon took my phone 😒 I wanted to say congratulations!🤍

alex_albon 😇

yourusername lol

yourusername but thx sm logan, you're such a sweetheart! 🫶

lilymhe I swear it'll be the cutest baby ever

yourusername babe it'll totally will if u say so 💋

kevinmagnussen 🙌

hulkhulkenberg Welcome to the dad's club on the grid Lewis! 😉

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oscarpiastri What a happy day, congratulations! 🧡

yourusername what's the orange heart doing here oscahh??? 🤨

oscarpiastri 💖

oscarpiastri Better now?

yourusername thx oscar sm for the congrats!🥰 also you should use my signature heart emoji more often 💖

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yourusername enjoying the barbie life 💖💐

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lewishamilton Beautiful, gorgeous and my Barbie!

yourusername awww my ken 💞🫶

user1 omg i love them sm

user2 I wanna have what they have

user3 the effect bf Lewis has on me should be studied 😩

user4 Just the fact he usually isn't active on ig and doesn't comment or anything... and she is the only exception😭🤭

user5 gorgeous literally so gorgeous

user6 The baby bump 🥹🥹

user7 and she looks so good with it too 🥹🥹

alexandrasaintmleux such good times hanging out with my fav barbie! 💋💖

yourusername the best times girly!!! 💕

user8 i live for this friendship

user9 Imagine these two next year in Ferrari garage together!😍

user10 literally the only good thing coming out of lewis leaving mercedes

user11 fr fr user10

user12 Are those flowers from Lewis???

roscoelovescoco Yeah's they'res from's dad's 🌻☺️

user13 OH MY GOD ROSCOE HIIII

user12 Can't believe Lewis Hamilton replied to my comment as his dog 😭

user13 lol user12 u really won life xd

user14 this is sooo cuteee 😻

user15 You and Alex look so good together! Hope you'll be friends forever!

kellypiquet where's the bag from? it's so pretty! 😍🤍

yourusername idk lew gave it to me for christmas last year... i'll ask and let u know!! 🤍🫶

kellypiquet 🫶

user16 The queens of the paddock right here 🙌

user17 still can't believe y/n & lewis are going to be parent in a few months

user18 RIGHT?! It's like a fever dream for me 😭

user19 Yeah i was excited for dad Lewis so long that now I can't believe it's finally happening 🤭❤️

user20 the best wag right here

user21 and soon the best mum!

user22 Ur STUNNING 😭💖

user23 Woman 💅

user24 proud to say i never hated on Y/N

user25 YES

user26 always knew she's the queen 👸💗

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lewishamilton My beautiful Barbie. The love of my life. My partner for good times and bad times. Mother of my child. The only woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. Y/N Y/L/N. 💖💫

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yourusername can't describe in words how much i love u lew!!! 💖💫

lewishamilton Love you too darling, so much!

user1 I can't 😭

user2 i wanna have what they have

user3 THE BEST COUPLE EVER

user4 if they ever break up love isn't real

user5 I'll tell my children they are the original Barbie & Ken

user6 my parents 🥰

user7 y'all don't understand how much i love them

user8 The best parents ever!!!!

roscoelovescoco Mums looking's gorgeous 🥹☀️

lewishamilton She in fact is.

yourusername my boys making me cry 🥹💓

roscoelovescoco Oh's no's mums don't cry's 🙁

yourusername don't worry baby it's happy tears 💞

user9 now I'm crying too... this is so sweet

user10 The reason they're my favs😍

user11 why is this so precious 😭😭

user12 so prettyyyy

kellypiquet Our Barbie looking like a goddess!💅🏻💝

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yourusername thx kelly!!!💕

user13 she's fr glowing 😻

user14 Thought she can't get more beautiful than she was before but pregnancy proved me wrong

user15 MARRY HER

user16 we love bf lewis dedicating whole post to y/n 🤭🤭

voguemagazine 🤩📸

user17 ariana what are u doing here?!??!!

user18 Even Vogue is an Y/N fan and we love it

user19 y'all don't understand how bad i need her to be on the cover of vogue or some other magazine 😩

user20 OMG user19 SHE WOULD SLAY IT TOO HARD

user21 You should marry her now!!! 💍💍

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user22 heyyy did someone else see lewis like it and then un-like it?!😧

user21 When the notification of roscoelovescoco liking my comment came up on my phone I nearly dropped it and screamed... like what? Excuse me sir!!! 😃

user23 LOL I love how he goes savage liking comments w his dog's account and then regrets it immediately xd

user24 guuuyyyssss what if it means we'll get proposal soon???☺️

user21 I wish!!!!

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Author's Note: Thank you for reading it to the end! I'll be very grateful for likes, comments, reblogs and every other sign of support. Also you can let me know if you think baby Hamilton will be a girl or boy 🤭. Have a great weekend! (Btw if someone wants to talk about their predictions for Saudi Arabian Grand Prix, they're welcomed bcs I don't have anyone to talk to about it XD)

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cutielando · 1 month

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so I just saw the sleep token themed smau you did and it gave me an idea: reader is the daughter of a big new wave rockstar from the 80s (like someone from INXS or Duran Duran), and she’s started dating a driver (Alex or Mick) and now there’s a whole generation of fans who are like ‘her dad is who??? in what band???’

I just thought it could be neat, seeing two of my special interests merge like that lmao god I love the eighties-

a/n: this is so cute !! 🥹 hope you like it!!!❤️

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synopsis: the request 🌸❤️

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y/n.rhodes Thank you mercedesamgf1 for having me!❤️ Such a fun weekend!!

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mercedesamgf1 It was a pleasure having you with us for the weekend!❤️

user1 UMMMM????

user2 since when does she go to races?

landonorris such a shame you didn’t wear the papaya shirt i gave you

y/n.rhodes next time, i promise !!!!

landonorris hmmm, okay. mclaren do your thing

mclaren On it! 🫡

lilymhe you’re gorgeous babe 😍😍

y/n.rhodes have you seen yourself???😭❤️

alex_albon please don’t flirt with my girlfriend

y/n.rhodes you can’t stop us now. she’s OUR girlfriend

lilymhe sorry babe

alex_albon ???

zendaya i miss you girl !!!

y/n.rhodes i miss you too !!!!

user3 she is such an icon

user4 we should be grateful to be living in the same era as her

user3 for realllll

user4 i wanna be her so badly😭😭

lewishamilton it was a pleasure meeting you🥂

y/n.rhodes likewise, Sir Hamilton 😮‍💨

lewishamilton i told you not to call me that

y/n.rhodes i must have not heard you, loud garage you see

mickschumacher had a lovely time!❤️

y/n.rhodes so did i❤️

iMessage

sir lewis

hey y/n

y/n

hello sir hamilton

sir lewis

😐woman

y/n

okay sorry sorry

what’s up

sir lewis

what’s the deal with you and Mick?

y/n

what do you mean?

sir lewis

all the flirting in the garage

the comments

what’s going on?

do you have a crush?😉😉😉

y/n

we’re just friends

nothing is going on

sir lewis

are you sure?😌😌

y/n

yes lol

sir lewis

i don’t believe you, but okayyyy

y/n🩵

lewis is onto us

mickie🩵

what?

how?

y/n🩵

unmmm

the comment?????

maybe because we flirted in the garage?

he’s convinced we have crushes on each other

mickie🩵

fuck

what do you want to do?

y/n🩵

i mean

we can just go with the flow

just show up together and that would be it

mickie🩵

are you sure?

we don’t have to

y/n🩵

it’s okay, i wanna

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mickschumacher great weekend, time to recharge

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mercedesamgf1 Hope you enjoy your time off ;)

mickschumacher thank you admin :))

georgerussell63 very nice pictures, mate

mickschumacher thank you, i have a talented photographer

georgerussell63 i'm sure you do ;)

estebanocon you went on holiday without me? :(

mickschumacher i had to :( i didn't have a choice

estebanocon you always have a choice

mickschumacher no, he doesn't - the missus

estebanocon sorry ma'am, i take it back

user1 Mick having a girlfriend was not on my bingo card for this year

user2 I need to know who his girlfriend is like YESTERDAY

user3 I might know who she is

user4 BESTIE???????? SPILL

user3 I might be completely wrong and off-track but I believe it might be Y/N Rhodes

user3 isn't she the girl who visited the garage a couple of weeks back?

user4 Yes. She's the daughter of Nick Rhodes, a member of the band Duran Duran

user5 MICK BAGGED A GIRL???

y/n.rhodes those are some very nice pictures, mr. schumacher

mickschumacher i have a very good photographer who took them for me

y/n.rhodes you'll have to introduce them to me, they seem very good at what they do

user5 I wanna be on vacation with him too :(((

user6 NOBODY MOVE, MICKIE HAS A GF

user7 this explains his impressive drive a couple of weeks back

lewishamilton interesting turn of events

mickschumacher i don't know what you're talking about

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y/n.rhodes i like the view tagged: mickschumacher

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lewishamilton I KNEW IT

y/n.rhodes nostradamus, congratulations

lewishamilton don't mock your seniors

mickschumacher 🩵

y/n.rhodes 🩵

mercedesamgf1 Thank you Y/N for being our lucky charm from here on out! 🩵

y/n.rhodes always a pleasure 🩵🩵

user1 MICK AND Y/N?????

user2 this took me completely by surprise

user3 I TOLD YOU GUYS I KNEW IT

estebanocon finally

mickschumacher :)

y/n.rhodes thank you for keeping quiet, estie bestie

estebanocon i told you not to call me that

y/n.rhodes sucks to suck

user4 Y/N seems like such a menace and I'm here for it

user5 mickschumacher did you meet Nick?

mickschumacher i did

user6 HOW WAS IT?????

mickschumacher intimidating, but we get along great

y/n.rhodes my dad loves him, he's a sucker for blondes

user7 DAMN Y/N

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flyingcakeee · 3 months

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Guys, Williams is such a cunty team. Like, if you go to Williams, you've either served cunt before or you're going to end up serving cunt.

Let's look with people currently at Williams:

James Vowles. Now, hear me out, James radiates dad energy but he also radiates a massive cunty energy.

Like, sir, who said you can look like that? Who said you call pull off the two different blues and the orange-reddish shorts? And they're hugging the thighs😩

Who's upset you that you have to serve this much, Mr. Vowles? Hands on the rails and hips back, power stance honestly. James just embraced the cuntiness of Williams.

Next, Alex Albon. Go figure, but cmon, he definitely serves cunt.

Alex has his hips up and ready for everything coming.

The iconic ✌️ but look at his hips guys. Who told Alex to peace out while serving, we may require more 😔

Alex serves 24/7, like, I'd like to be as cunty while reading emails about rumors of me leaving my team🙄. And the cup of tea? Whatever he's going through, he's excused of any bad behavior.

Now we get Logan Sargeant, the frat boy serving as much cunt as he can.

Excuse me, Mr. America, but you can't be serving at a time like this. Logan makes being so disappointed in himself be cunty.

Logan stares at the camera like he's looking into my soul. His pose, the outfit, his smile, everything radiates cunt. He would easily bear his neck like the omega he is.

Only Logan Hunter Sargeant would hang his ass out of a monster truck for the entire world to see and post it on his socials with the caption "Everything is bigger in Texas" as if we aren't supposed to assume it's your ass? I pray you get more drivers too follow you so you can influence them to be cunty as well.

Now we go to our academy drivers but specifically two of them because they're over 18 and I'm not tryna do anything here. In the academy, they were taught to serve and maybe they still do.

To start with, Franco Colapinto. What do they feed the race car driving men of Argentina to allow them to serve this much cunt?

Trophy in one hand, the other hand on his hip. Served in the race and he serves in general as well, what more could you ask for?

Zak O'Sullivan also embraces his cunty energy from being in a Williams branded race suit.

We can only assume how much cunt O'Sullivan is giving that camera. Probably more than enough so it's hard for fight the cunt energy rumors.

Anyways, it's 23:30 where I'm at and I'm going to do more tomorrow because there's so much cunt from Williams I'm going to have to make a 3 hour long YouTube video analysis on the cunt energy.

#formula 1 #f1 #logan sargeant #alex albon #james vowles #franco colapinto #zak o'sullivan #I'm sleep deprived my bad guys

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legacyshenanigans · 1 year

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I’m curious to how Sebastian and Ominins would react to an Mc that had a father that works in the Ministry of Magic as a prime figurehead; not prime minister but important enough to know and be wary of the name. Everyone thinks of him as imposing and intimidating, but he is stoically shy and fretful of his only daughter all alone at a big school.

She’s supposed to be a spin of Draco Malfoy’s iconic line, “My father will hear about this” to “Please don’t let my father hear about this.” With how much trouble Mc gets into at Hogwarts, the last thing she wants for is him to get angry or most likely have a heart attack.

I can do a little something based on this yeah :)

MC: This is super risky of me to do you know, if my Dad found out the shenanigans I get up to with you both he'd be so angry, he'd probably hate you both too for "being a bad influence on me *giggles*

Sebastian: Pfft, Well, good job I wouldn't be scared of your Daddy isn't it *chuckles*

Ominis: What's your father's name? I want to know who I'd be addressing if ever such a situation happened where I'd be face to face with your father *smug chuckle*

MC: Arthur Aurelius.

Sebastian and Ominis: (?!)

MC: ....What?

Sebastian: THEE Arthur Aurelius?!

Ominis: Good lord, and I thought I had connections *grips imaginary pearl*

MC: Dont get all intimidated now for god sake!

Sebastian: Are you serious!? Your father is BIG news in the ministry! Why did you never tell us?!

MC: Because I knew you'd act like THIS. He's visiting the school tomorrow by the way, so I need you both to act normal. I'm a good girl, ok?

Sebastian: Pfffft. Lies. *smirks*

Ominis: We all know you're far from that MC *chuckles*

MC: Shut up *rolls her eye's*

(The next day)

Arthur: MC! My darling! *smiles*

MC: Hello father *all prim and proper*

Arthur: Have you been doing well?

MC: Of course, lots of work to do, always got my nose in a book, you know me *smiles* Father these are my two close friends, Sebastian Sallow and Ominis Gaunt.

Arthur: *eyes them suspiciously as a protective father*

Sebastian: *Being overly confident* Mr.Aurelius, pleasure to meet you, Your daughter is quite the gal *smiles*

Arthur: Is she now? *narrows eyes*

Sebastian: *clears throat awkwardly* of course s-sir, a very polite and respectful young lady..Its an honour to be friends with her *side eye's to MC*

Arthur: Hmm..*turns to Ominis* And you, Ominis was it?

Ominis: *visibly nervous sweating, a small squeak leaving his mouth*

MC: ANYWAY! Father, I must run off, I have a class in 5 minutes and need to go and grab some books *smiles*

Arthur: *smiles at her* Very well sweetheart, we shall catch up later on, meet me in Hogsmeade at 6 *smiles and walks away all tall, dark and mysterious, eyeing Sebastian and Ominis as he does so*

....

Sebastian: *turns to MC* Jesus...He was definitely on to me..Its like he was staring into my soul..

MC: It wasn't that bad! Don't be dramatic.

Ominis: *shaking slightly* My heart was in my throat..That was unnerving..

MC: *sighs* he just cares so much about me, im his only daughter. He's not a monster.

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy drabbles #hogwarts legacy headcanons #headcanon #drabbles #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow headcanon #hogwarts legacy fanfic #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt headcanon

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Kissing Booth ¬ Beth and Jimmy @wheelingstars

The true reenactement of an iconic Dirty Dancing scene and a knight's kiss for a little distraction of a pot of gold prize.

James Darmody Jimmy found the idea hilarious. He had been observing the entertainement for a bit now and decided to give a try. Why he went to Beth ? Probably because he felt like she too needed hugs even though she was running that booth with the two others. " Well hello there Betty boop , didn't know you would take that nick name to heart" he laughed.

Beth Young He always got laughs from Beth, it seemed. She gave him a brief model pose, her best attempt at coquette. "What can I say? You inspired me, Jimmy.Planning to deliver nicknames and joy to Fleet and Val, too?"

James Darmody "Eeeeeh depends how busy they get with the arrival of people and how much work I have. Some people do work you know? "

Beth Young A hand to her heart and Beth gasped. "What are we implying, sir?" Although it did remind her. "Thank you again, for the cart. I may put a real request in for you soon."

James Darmody "Implying, I cannot just hold my hands out and hug everyone , but everyone is free to jump on me for hugs, I 'm very huggable, you should try. "

Beth Young Her teeth flashed in a grin, and Beth happily came around from behind the booth, standing akimbo. "The trick is the approach, see? Do you recommend a running jump or will a start from standing suffice?"

James Darmody "Do yourself a favor and do it the way you would like it …I'm going to uno reverse this and just take it. " he stated and just prepared himself for impact. "Run and Jump like in dirty Dancing, have the time of your life Betsy " 6 mars 2024

Beth Young Absolutely delighted, Beth did as encouraged. "I am warning you now, James Darmody - I am not a dancer." From several steps back, Beth quickly pulled her hair back. "You're going to have to do most of the lifting." At a run, committed to the silliness, Beth indeed did her best Baby impression.

James Darmody The man couldn't help but hum the song while she was coming at him. He put his hands on her hips and lifted her up, it was not really graceful because even though it looked easy, it took a lot of muscle work to keep it clean. After a few seconds he swung her around to then catch her koala style in his arms. "Never doubt my ability of lifting, that's how Nicki mastered planking , but shhh"

Beth Young She tried so hard to hold the pose, but was grateful she he dropped her into a swing so she could laugh freely. "Lips firmly sealed." [16:32] The deal was a hug, so Beth wound around him and clung. Her dad had called her a limpit when she was little, and it seemed she still had that instinct. Easy enough with a sturdy form like Jimmy's. "I'll be sure not to doubt you in future."

James Darmody "Good good. " He put the woman back down. " Now I need a favor , or more a deal sealed with a kiss, cause that's what kissing booths are for. " he stated. " You know who you matched me with, I need you to keep this person busy and out of side of - " he pointed a part of town so if someone was listening, that someone being Val, she would not hear it. "there. Do you agree to this mission , Miss Young? "

Beth Young Her eyes narrowed, and Beth stood akimbo. Her drawl thickened while she mocked offense. "Mister Darmody, was all this to butter me up for a favor?" Beth crossed her arms, looking in the direction he indicated. "I am… inclined to help in the spirit of the event." Beth held her stern look a moment longer, and then softened. "Next time maybe just ask without the pretense."

James Darmody Jimmy was the one to gasp now. "I would NEVER. The hug had nothing to do with this, but I figured I would just put a word to hide the surprise from her so she gets the surprise. " He narrowed his eyes and bent forward. "Unless you don't want to kiss me."

Beth Young She remained still several moments longer, holding the tension. When her shoulders relaxed, Beth smiled. "Honey, the Kissing Booth is about what you want. If that's a kiss, I'm not about to get bristly. They'd kick me directly off the Leprechaun Committee." Looking him over, Beth hesitated again. She knew about his lost family, the rings he still wore. It'd be better to let him choose. "You just tell me where, Jimmy."

James Darmody He thought about it for a second , then knelt a bit to be smaller than her. "Bless me with a kiss on the forehead, that's something I do, but that I rarely receive. "

Beth Young Oh, it twisted at her heart to hear that, to see him try to be smaller for her. Beth refused to show anything but a smile, however. "As you wish."Her hands cupped his face gently, respectfully, to deliver on the request. Directly centered on his forehead, Beth pressed a kiss, held for several heartbeats before withdrawing. "There we are, sir. Now, the sordid matter of when I'm meant to be distracting your target?" 8 mars 2024

James Darmody Jimmy smiled and closed his eyes at the kiss. He felt at peace for a moment and let memories flood him for the duration of his request. He stood up and looked up , hands on his hips. " Let's see… Probably saturday."

Beth Young "Saturday," she mused. "I'll be working in the morning, but I'll can get you an hour or two in the afternoon." She paused, watching Jimmy with an appraising eye. "This better not get me in her bad books, Jimmy." She didn't really think he'd do anything alarming, but Beth so rarely got to tease the man, she had to seize the chance

James Darmody "Naaah, don't worry, I want it to be a surprise, and keeping things secret here, is just as difficult as not watching Trash Tv ….god I miss trash tv … I still wonder if Stephanie picked George or not…. " his thoughts trailed off.

#discord thread #kissingbooth

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iridescentis · 5 months

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ALRIGTY TIME FOR EPISODE TWO THOUGHTS HERE WE GO

ah the continuation of the meet cute, very sweet but bro she is walking away calm yourself

ludmila is the cutest

so much is happening i cant keep up

ANGIE IS THE BEST <3333 MY FAVOURITE <3333 THE LOVE AND LIGHT OF MY LIFE

hey dude i think you're the weird one not her

i have no idea how to feel about the adult characters other than angie they're all so all over the place

okay fantasy montage AND A MUSICAL NUMBER

okay...you interacted for like 2 minutes max...where is this going

this song is beautiful but GIRL YOU MET HIM ONCE AND YOU LOVE HIM???

cami is an icon

PABLO YOU ARE A CARRYING THIS PLOT SIR <333

okay im dont love jade but she has a point, hiring a random woman who just said something sweet to your daughter isn't the best move??

i like that this feels less like the good guys versus bullies and more like a rivalry because they both hold their ground, i think i prefer this dynamic to the ámbar and co dynamic?? it's less one sided which is fun

francesca is also an icon

i dont know what this air drawing is but it is so cute

ANGIE AND VIOLETTA HAVE THE CUTEST DYNAMIC THEY ARE SO SWEET <3

the little 'violetta! :o'

okay my boy is dancing you are so gonna get caught by your boss dude

oh nope that's francesca

WHY IS HE IN LOVE YOU MET HER ONCE CALM DOWN

bro im gonna cry this is so sweet she just wants her mum man

DRAMAAA YES I LOVE THIS KIND OF DRAMA im sorry the secret overhearing of stuff is my favourite part

why is everyone in love with tómas i was expecting him to be the underdog character

BRO ARE YOU IN HER HOUSE????

im not sure if hallucinations or trespassing is better tbh

not a fan of the 'overprotective dad about boys' trope especially since this her dad isn't as funny about it as miguel

pablo is so <333

oh spontaneous band moment! i love that

that was so fun!

pablo is still <3333

i dont care ludmila should be able to do whatever she wants i vehemently dislike her boyfriend

are angie and pablo going to become a thing because i really hope so they are precious

I STILL DON'T LIKE HIM! YOU SUCK!!!!

ANGIE IS THE PRETTIEST I WILL CRY

awh <3

OKAY WE ARE DONE :D this is both very fast paced and also very slow burn but im loving it so far! i don't really have the time to binge it constantly like i did with soy luna (i had barely any classes to work for last time, now i have loads so </3) but will try to watch a couple per week!

#angie <33333 #i will not stop i am not sorry she is the light of my life

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smolgirlowo · 1 year

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semi-live blogging riverdale with my friends [S7xE2]

so happy the brought back hot dog, ben button, ethal and pilot dilton but uh... where the fuck is reggie? give me reggie back!

'kevin and the crooners' the fifities makes me want to die

premier jughead behaviour: 'you stole my story!' 'there are no original stories kid' 'alright, I'll work for you'

i love fangs and toni, more greaser content plz

'you haven't even pinned me yet' the fifties make me want to die, also stop trying to fuck a gay man betty

premier judhead behaviour pt2: 'thank you for the job sir, my friend will work for pennies please hire her' 'alright' 'thank you sir'

OH FUCK A BOY. KEVIN WITH A BOY. CLAY WALKER!!!

imagine moving to a new town and hitting on the first guy you see (you are a gay black man in 1955)

'i want to discuss politics, art, current events' i don't think archie knows what those words mean ronnie

imagine moving to a new town and telling the first girl you see she's extremely fuckable (you are a straight woman in 1955 currently dating 4 guys)

oh my god archie in his little suit, i wish i had a picture. he's adorable

i really like the transition from archie and his dad both writing music in high school for girls, to writing poems. it's so cute

not reading archie's poetry out loud, yeah fair writers

love that the greaser gang hangs out in an underground coffee house, adorable

comic accurate purple bow dress, fuck i am going to need photos from this episode

betty talking to her mom about wanting to have sex, betty's mom getting ready to murder her. 1955 cam

god jughead doesn't know what girls are, i love him. are we getting misogynist judhead, stupid jughead, or asexual jughead?

the only artist archie knows is norman rockwell, good for him. oh god he's threatened to murder someone (valid)

mary andrews is the first person to ever tell veronica that she's a bad person and I love that for both of them

genuinely love alice encouraging her daughter's boyfriend to not fuck her. LET. BETTY. FUCK. i mean, not with kevin, but in general

'i'll take one [ticket]' 'glares in murderous bisexual greaser' 'uh, fiVe?' iconic dilton doily bullying hours

good scene. :3

deeply confused by their 1955 gym clothes

oh to be a girl approaching the hottest guy in school to ask for his dick, and then get torn away by your gay male boyfriend who sucks

good scene again.

kevin canonically scared by boobs

SMITHERS

etheal roasting her parents for sucking. good for her, good for her.

i now know what a sock hop is

kevin wants to fuck a boy, betty wants to fuck her boyfirends, cheryl and toni are about to have sex, midge is fainting on the dance floor from how horny she is. jughead just wants to eat cookies :3

oh they read archie's poem. it was okay...

aww. archie dancing with his mom instead of the evil girl. god dammit ronnie you're better than julian

alice is so happy her daughter's boyfiend is gay.

WAIT A MINUTE THAT"S WARDEN NORTON. WHY IS WARDEN NORTON THE PRINIPLE NOW

BLOOD B LOOD BLPOOD BLOOD LBOOD BLOOD BKLOOD MURDER MURDER MURDER

oh god I love ethal's actor.

#riverdale my beloved

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lorenzobane · 1 year

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Alright- finally getting around to the last episode of Picard, and I figure why not liveblog it:

It is still SOOO unclear to me why the fuck the Changelings are even bothering to help the Borg. I guess their conceptual mission (conquer everyone) is pretty similar, but.... that feels like. Not enough.

It is very nostalgic to see everyone on the Enterprise-D, though. I can't deny that. Picard's got me there.

WHY is Jack the command signal? It remains stupid. I genuinely thought the Pah Wraith theory was more interesting than this aiuwhefs;djlk';

I do love the Borg cube's exterior design, though- its so iconic, and seeing it rendered with modern graphics

Awww poor little cook- but also he had to run the deli because his brother "had a hernia"..... sir. You're in the future. Why would that stop anyone from doing anything for longer than like. a day. I think your brother was lying to you.

Okay, I'm gonna be so real- am I the only one who kinda doesn't give a shit about Jack? I get he's there to add some stakes, but I truly don't care at all. Explode him idgaf.

If the idea is to wake Jack up from his evil slumber then why would you not send Beverley....? Who, ya know, raised him?

"And I will make it a threesome" Okay i love you Worf

Okay- like I said, I am not immune to nostalgia, "it's been an honor serving with you all" OKAY, fine Daddy Picard you got me.

Also a lot of long lingering looks between Deanna and Will... Makes me think one of them might not make it out alive

You know it really is so telling how much of the original Borg design, from the ship to the interiors, they kept. Tells you how impressive it was the first time around. It is just so creepy and excellent.

Cool. Picard has magical Borg senses.

Fine fine, the Riker/Picard/Worf scene was sweet. Can you tell that I'm a willing sap for alllll the TNG nostalgia?

LMAO I'm SORRY i actually love the camp excellence of the Borg Queen emerging from the shadows to cackle evilly

Okay HELL yeah for a Seven of Nine "Big Damn Captain" speech

This is just so funny. The Borg queen is so so fucking funny. Why is she so melodramatic. Real Miette energy.

Oh this changeling connection is dumb as hell

Worf's Bat'leth with a built in phaser is COOL okay. Sometimes I am a teenage boy.

I am not immune to TNG theme music

I am also not immune to people who have trusted each other for a lifetime coming together again. Geordi trusting Data's gut.

Ahhhh the classic "all hope is lost" moment, how I love thee

I'm sorry to say it, I really am because its the emotional heart of the story, but I just don't care about Jack

LMAO conflict solved with a hug from dad- Christ the daddy issues on star trek continue to astonish and amaze

Longest "one minute to get out" ever

I'm sorry I'm sorry but once again I'm weak for the old "the strength of their connection saves the day" and I'm a sentimentalist at heart

Kinda obsessed with the idea of Riker just being the type of guy who needs a universe-ending catastrophe every once in a while or they get bored

God Michael Dorn is sooooo good at playing Worf its not even funny. He's just. Worf. I could watch him play this character perfectly for the end of time.

Love it when Starfleet just Starfleets. "Ehh you're reckless and a little insane, but in that good way that sometimes saves the galaxy. here- have a ship and hang out on the frontiers, and don't bother us."

Worf, House of Martok...... My beloved

Poor Deanna, you do deserve a beach vacation

Starfleet history must be BUCK WILD. You tell the story of that time a crew of old people stole a ship from a museum and saved the world. Like. Okay.

NEPOTISM BABY JACK CRUSHER

uaoeisdjokf THIS fucking guy. Okay, now that I know he's lame I like him more

"What could possibly go wrong?" Wow was that a heavy-handed setup. I think I heard something about a TV show and now I feel extra convinced they are either planning one or at one point were.

Everyone being SO NORMAL about Captain starting words is so fucking. okay starfleet really MUST be the nerds of the galaxy.

Okay. I'm gonna be honest I don't think I needed quite so much nostalgia bait at the end. It was nice for like. A second. Especially when it was intercut with the younger characters.

Ending on them playing poker together, la ti da- everyone got a happy ending and in Starfleet heroes are rewarded

Anyway- it was fine. I found the episode kind of underwhelming honestly, but it wasn't horrific. Just kinda. Star trek typical levels of nonsense.

#st: picard spoilers #picard spoilers #picard #St: Picard

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 2 years

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OH okay so they ARE doing the wedding then

Good to know xdd

(Like right then tho lol-)

Nah I'm just kidding xDD Way to rub it in Claire's face though lol

Still though mostly joking since it's probably a week or a few weeks later xDD

Lol anyway

Aww y'all!!!

Oop this looks stressful

We got this though :pp

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

OPE ASHER

AGHCK THE T E A R S

Help me I'm going to die :'))

Maybe it's his dad who's gonna code or even die o.o

Anyway!!!

That's it for the final thoughts, now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

Yes, don't worry, I do plan on doing the others at some point xdd. But, since I haven't been blogging for three hours, I have the energy to do this now lol.

First off! Morgan and Park, y'all xDD. Goodness, lol, I love you, but you're always arguing about something XD. Eh, I suppose it is a drama show, lol. You practically have to be xd. Still, Morgan, I'm glad you compromised, and I'm glad y'all worked things out in the end 🥰🥰🥰.

Asher!!! And Jerome :DDD! Y'all are adorable <333. And I love you, lol. A, hi Jerome :D, we see you just doing your job, B, that surgery scene where Asher was talking about the suits was HILARIOUS like sir lol, C, the fun of Asher at that bachelor party xDD And also him and Park going 👁️👄👁️ when left at the strippers place lol xDD - Wonderful lol, iconic -, D, oh my G O S H y'all are so adorable 🥰🥰🥰. You worked things out really easily, even if those suits were stupid lol, and the we gOT A SECOND K I S S S S S!!! WHOOOOO!!! :DDDDDD!! I love my boys so darn much lol :DD. You guys are so cute <3333. Just- they :'DD. All around, them <333. Lovely :))).

Claire!!!!!

Girl I LOVE YOUUU!!! It was so nice having her back again 😭😭😭😭😭😭. She had to make some difficult decisions and some she may have made wrong but she's still grown so much and is continuing to grow, even right in front of our eyes :')). Also so glad she got to see Audrey again 😭😭😭. They went through some rough patches this episode but I love their friendship so much :')). And yes it's just weird calling her Lim in relation to them being besties idk xdd so I called her Audrey lol. Still kinda weird, but not too bad lol. I went like hUU when Claire said it lol xDD. Anyway, so glad the kid survived :'))). And girl I am S O sosososo so proud of you 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️😌😌😉😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.

Her <3

Lim and Villanueva - 😭😭😭😭😭. Guys I was SOBBING!! Not literally but yk lol. I figured she wouldn't actually be gone but I wasn't sure!!! Glad she's not, and I hope everything ends up okay :')). My besties (not literally lol) are living together and I wish them the best 🥰🥰🥰🥰. Continue to support each other!!! Love y'all :'DDD (good tears)!

Lastly, of course: SHAUN AND LEA!! Oh my gosh you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭. A H H H H H ALL THE FEELS!!!! By the way when I say you guys/guys, these past two times at least lol, I was talking to them xD. But I guess you guys reading this too lol. Anyway!! There was so much pain and miscommunication (well not TOO much but it hurt me okay xdd) throughout the episode but in the end y'all decided to go with being yourselves and honestly I am just so proud of you :')))). And happy for you :'DDDD!!!! I love them ❤️❤️, they are my children 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.

Overall, I really loved the episode!! We had some really great moments all around, in each storyline, and even if it didn't have a full plot, it was good! Like, the small side storylines. So (as in very) good for them <3.

So yeah! Loved the episode, and I'm really looking forward to the next one! This has been my review of. . .

The Good Doctor, Season 5, Episode 17: The Lea Show

It was such a great episode!! I'm super excited for the next one :D. After it, I'll be doing my review of. . .

The Good Doctor, Season 5, Episode 18: Sons

See you next episode!!!

#the good doctor #tgd #oasis's tgd chatter #the good doctor 5x17 #tgd 5x17 #haven't done a review in a while but yeah :))#and yes it's way late xdd #ignore it lol I started it night of xDD #love y'all!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️ :DDDD <33333

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aleximedicusa · 3 years

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oh my god i love my potential phd supervisor SO much he’s?? chaos man??? we were talking about the practicalities of bodysnatching and he was like ‘yeah i want to go to my uncle’s farm and bury a box six feet under and then see if i can manage to dig it up in the middle of the night the way the resurrectionists did just by candlelight with a wooden shovel’ SIR,

#( * ooc. )#historians are just like that huh #either very serious and very dull or 'let's larp a bodysnatching on an irish farm at midnight'#i also mentioned having difficulty accessing some sources behind a paywall and he gave me a link to a pirating site jdkfsjdsf #sir you're an icon and you're my dad now

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notwonderlandsworld · 2 years

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Proper Introduction (Batkid!Reader)

Where have I been? Sick lol. Comment what you think, give a like, and please reblog, it helps me a lot!

SPECIAL NOTE: all of my child fics/daughter/son/sibling fics will be with an adopted reader and not a biological one. Biological would mean that half of these parents/couples would be mixed, so no I won’t be doing biological. Especially when it comes to predominantly white characters.

pairing(s): Batman family/Batfam x Child!Reader

warning(s): Alfred taking charge like an icon, cursing

word count: 4.1k

“(Y/N)!” you heard Cassie yell, bursting into each other's room.

You were currently laying down on your bed while reading a book before bursting up from the sudden disturbance. Looking over at Cassie who looked like she had run a marathon, she pointed at you before getting downstairs.

“What?” you questioned.

“...I…Bruce…Wayne guy…” She panted out. Clearing her throat, she added, “He’s gonna be your dad!”

Eyes widening, you quickly jumped out of bed. “What?”

“Stop saying ‘what’! You heard me!”

Heading downstairs and seeing that, in fact, Bruce Wayne was standing there, felt really weird. So many thoughts were racing through your head right now.

After saying your goodbyes to Tanika and Cassie, you were still feeling so many things.

A week had barely gone by when you met the billionaire. Next thing you know, you're in a fancy car being driven by what you believed was a ‘butler’.

Ha. Butt-ler.

Looking down at your shoes, you could feel Bruce's eyes burning into you. Hell, you could even hear his breathing from how quiet the ride was. Alfred took notice of his son and new grandchild in the rearview mirror.

He expected much from you, but Bruce? Not at all. He decided to be the one to clear the air—since his son wouldn’t do so.

“I’m sure this is quite a surprise to you, Mx. (Y/N) however fret not, soon we’ll be home and we’ll help you settle in.”

Nodding, you proceeded to look out the window. Alfred looked over Bruce who remained quiet, silently staring at (Y/N). Sighing, he continued to drive ahead.

Terrific job, Master Bruce.

Once you arrived at the mansion, you took note of how big the garage was. The multiple cars lined up was one of the giveaways to just how rich Bruce Wayne was.

Parking, you realized the car door was open for you. Looking up, you saw Alfred holding it open, giving you a warm smile.

Grabbing your duffle bag, you looked up at him and smiled. “Thank you sir.”

Alfred’s smile grew as he nodded towards you. “The pleasure’s all mine, Mx. (Y/N). Please lose the formalities, you may call me Alfred.” With that, he stepped aside and gestured his arm towards the door leading to the house. This was it.

Hearing a grunt, you looked over at Bruce, who was now out of the car and behind you. He gave you a slight nudge, “Whenever you’re ready.” You fidgeted a little before speaking up.

“Can you go in first?”

Nodding at your hesitation, Bruce walked ahead of you, opening the door.

Heading inside, you caught sounds of yelling. Shaking a little, you thought back to the note Batman had given you. By what he said, you should be ok.

You almost screamed when you saw a folding knife speed towards your cranium. Squeezing your eyes and putting your hands up in defense, you prepared for impact. When nothing came, you opened one of your eyes and gasped.

Bruce had caught the knife in his hands. It seemed almost impossible from how fast it was coming, but low and behold he seemed to have caught it with such ease.

To say Bruce looked furious was an understatement, but he didn't direct it towards you as he knelt down and asked if you were ok. He seemed worried, for you and his family for already making a bad impression.

Feeling two hands land both of your shoulders. Bruce might’ve looked scary when angry, but Alfred was worse.

“If I remember correctly, I told you all to be on your best manners for when we bring back (Y/N). What part of that was not understood?”

Seeing a group of boys stiffen and turn around towards your direction, the screaming and arguing stopped. You took this time to observe while Bruce began scolding them.

There were 4 boys in total. Two of them looked like grown adults while the other two seemed to be in their teens. The one with a white streak in his hair seemed to be grabbing the youngest by the collar of their shirt.

The youngest had a knife—similar to the one that had been thrown in your direction—at the white streak’s neck while standing on the back of the older teen. The older teen seemed to have been ready to flip the youngest off him.

Then there was the oldest looking one, he seemed to just have a hand dragging across his face. The tired expression he wore showed he tried to stop the fight multiple times before eventually giving up.

“Boys, this is (Y/N).” your thoughts were cut off when you heard Bruce mention yourself. Blinking, you realized the boys were staring at you. Awkward.

No one seemed to move until Alfred had to—once again—take charge of the situation. Grabbing your duffle bag out of your hand, he stepped ahead motioning you with his hand. Calmly he said, “If you follow me, I'll show you the way to your room.”

Alfred glared back towards the boys and Bruce, who had completely ignored you in the midst of yelling, “Hopefully by then you’ll all pull yourselves together and give a proper introduction.”

They all winced and looked away, a bit shamed at the butler’s words. Alfred rolled his eyes and proceeded to walk up the stairs. “Follow me Mx. (Y/N).”

After you finished putting all your belongings away—it wasn’t much really—you took in the size of your new room. It was huge.

That or you were just small.

Heading towards one of the drawers you had stuffed your clothes in, you managed to find the note Cassie had left in one of your pants.

You didn’t get to read it yet, but she had told you she slipped inside one of your clothes while packing. Sitting down on the bed, you unfolded the crinkled paper and began reading:

Dear (Y/N),

I’m not really good at goodbyes, but I wanna say that it’ll be lonely without you here. We hadn’t known each other for that long, but we got along so well. You were very understanding towards me and my story. I never felt pressured to open up to you. You brought a new feeling throughout the time we got to know each other one another, it was continment contentment. I would’ve liked to consider you as a sibling to me. You were really a great roommate, and I'm glad you found a newfund newfound family. I’m gonna miss you.

Love, Cass xoxo (and Tanika)

Flipping the back, you saw some random doodles and drawings. Whimpering, you sniffled, trying to prevent the tears from falling onto the paper. Noticing some wet spots that had dried up, you stood up from the bed and put the paper away.

Good thing you had a long-sleeve on. Wiping away the tears before they fell down your cheeks, you didn't hear the sound of the door opening.

“Hey, Alfred told me to—are you ok?”

Turning around, you saw it was one of the boys from earlier. More specifically, the one with the white streak. Wiping your face rapidly, you nodded towards him.

“Yeah I’m f-fine.”

Oh god this was awkward. Jason looked at you for a few moments, contemplating on what he should do exactly. The easiest solution was to tell them that dinner was ready and leave them be. So why didn’t he just do so?

He cursed internally, feeling his heart strings pull at the new kid’s eyes rimmed with tears. He didn’t know why they were crying in the first place, but he still felt the need to comfort them. Christ, wasn’t this supposed to be Dick’s thing?

Sighing, he walked closer, settling down on the bed. Resting his hands on his knees, he hesitantly asked, “...you good enough to come downstairs?”

Blinking at him, you twiddle your thumbs. “...not yet. Almost.” You sniffed, waiting for your tear stains to dry up and not make it look like you had finished watching a sad movie. Expecting him to get up and leave, you gestured to the door.

“Um, you can go if you want. You guys can start without me, I wouldn’t want to keep you waiting.” You waited for him to move. But he stayed put.

Rubbing the back of his neck, Jason tried to explain as best as he could. “Well…I just figured that y’know…Maybe you’d need some comfort. I don’t really know what the fuck to do, but…” He was stuttering, trying to come up with something.

You realized he seemed to have wanted to help you. He was the first one to do so, Bruce hadn’t even come up yet. “Sorry, I'll just go.”

He was about to leave, mentally slapping himself. How the fuck did Alfred do this?

“Wait!” you called out. But he was already out the door. Running after him, you caught his arm just outside your room. He almost flinched at the touch. Looking down, he saw your small smile. Jason waited for you to speak.

“What’s your name?” you asked.

“Jason.”

“Thank you for trying to make me feel better, Jason.”

He raised an eyebrow, “I didn’t even actually do anything.”

“You reached out, that’s something.” you giggled.

Jason gave you a small smirk, “So…you ready to come down to dinner?”

“Can I sit next to you?”

Both of you headed downstairs and made it to the kitchen. Everyone looked at you in surprise at how easily you were conversing with Jason. You even asked to sit next to him.

While you took your seat between Bruce and Jason, you didn’t notice the stares you got. Meanwhile, one of them was glaring hard. Upon closer inspection, it seemed like he was studying you.

‘That’s probably Damian’ you thought. On your way to the kitchen Jason had told you he was the one who threw the knife. You’ll have to ask how he acquired such throwing skills later.

Alfred came towards the table with a fancy looking hotpot between two oven mitts Placing it on top of a trivet at the center, he turned towards Bruce.

“Well since (Y/N) is here for dinner now, I assume you would all like to introduce yourselves properly this time.” Alfred nodded towards Bruce who thanked him before walking back to the kitchen counter.

“Well, I’m assuming we should start from oldest to youngest.” The older teen boy mentioned. The older boy faced him and smiled, “Good idea Tim.”

Turning back towards you, he placed a hand on his chest before speaking, “I’m the oldest, you can call me Dick if you want. I don’t usually go with Richard, just a personal preference. I’m the easiest to deal with out of the family in case you were wondering.”

He leaned against the table before chuckling, “Although, I think you might say the same about Jay already.”

You heard Jason groan as the other—Dick, remember—snickered. Dick waved Jason off and stared at you, “Sorry for the first impressions. Especially the knife thing. Damian didn’t mean to aim it at you. Besides, I’m sure he feels bad about it.”

You heard a scoff. The youngest teen crossed his arms and looked away while Bruce tried to remind him of his manners. Ok, so that’s definitely Damian.

“I don’t. Shut up, Grayson.” Damian glared over at Dick who gave a sly smile back.

Well then.

“Tim, you’re up.” Bruce interrupted before things could escalate further.

The last boy looked like he hadn't slept in a week. Without hesitation, you blurted out to him, “You look tired.”

Jason and Damian tried to stifle their laughs. Dick smiled sheepishly over at Tim. The boy gave an eye roll before mumbling, “Gee, thanks.” Rubbing at his eyes, he looked over at Bruce, who nodded. Now all turning to face you, Tim asked. “So what about you?”

You smiled at them all, “My name is (Y/N). I’m 10 years old, and I was adopted after being placed in an orphanage by Batman. That’s how I met Bruce, he’ friends with Batman.”

They all went stiff at the mention of Batman. Bruce however, smiled towards you and told you to go on. You went ahead and continued to talk about your interests, your likes, your dislikes, so on and so forth. Bruce, Dick, and Jason seemed interested.

Tim looked like he would faceplant into his dinner, whereas Damian didn't look like he was even paying attention. Or if he was, he didn’t show it. He seemed more focused on poking at Tim with a fork, causing Tim to glare over at him.

It was already late at night. Alfred came to your room in order to make sure you were comfortable. You had come out of the shower not long ago, in your new pajamas. Hearing the continuous knocks, you opened up for him. He looked down and smiled.

“I do apologize if I disturbed your routine Mx. (Y/N). I just came to make sure you were settling in comfortably.”

“I am, thank you sir—I mean Alfred!” He gave a hum in approval.

“Well in that case I bid you a goodnight then. Remember what was discussed at dinner?”

Ah yes, Bruce had explained at dinner how he had you already enrolled in school. Your first day began tomorrow. You were feeling a bit jumpy about it. Thankfully and unfortunately.

“Yes, I remember. Goodnight Alfred.”

He gave you one more smile before departing, closing the door behind him. You shuffled over to your bed, reaching over to the clock when you heard some whispering outside. All-be-it rather loud.

Heading back towards the door, you placed your ear on it. You could hear the voices a little better.

“I hate this!”

“Shut up! You want them to come out?” Huh, you recognized the voices of Damian and Tim already. They were probably talking about you.

Geez. Not even a full night and one of them already hated you? Pushing aside your uncomfortableness, you kept listening on. They seemed to be arguing before you heard another voice.

“Would you two stop arguing? All-be-it in front of (Y/N)’s room?” Dick.

“Tell Damian to stop shouting then!”

“Shut up, Drake!”

“You first, you brat!”

“Guys! Shush!” It grew silent for a few seconds before Tim spoke again, “You don’t even know (Y/N) yet and you’re already bitching!”

“I don’t care! Now we have to keep a profile now, at home of all places. We can’t even discuss crap at home because they’ll lead onto us!”

Damian’s next words felt like a personal jab.

“They’re just another stupid child that father adopted to help him cope with his ego!”

Ouch. That definitely hurt.

“Damian! Language!”

“Can it Grayson!”

You heard Tim move, almost as if he pushed something, or someone.

“You just hate that we have to keep quiet about patrol and missions. Calm down.”

“What, you’re going to tell me the both of you aren’t bothered by it?” Damian countered.

It grew silent; they hated agreeing with him.

Sighing, you pulled away from the door. Were you that much of a bother? And what was he talking about? What did they need to be quiet about? You heard more shuffling before it slowly stopped. They must've headed downstairs. Slowly opening the door, you peeked outside. They were gone.

Exiting your room, you looked towards the other rooms. They were all closed. They probably thought ahead in case you came out. Clever.

But not clever enough.

Slowly peeking over the railings of the stairs, you saw the three boys meet up with Jason, who was resting on the couch before they headed over to some grandfather clock.

You gasped as you saw it slide from the wall, opening some sort of pathway.

Damian twitched. He didn’t know why, but he felt like he was being watched. Looking back towards the stairs, he saw a figure like shadow disappear. Raising an eyebrow he was about to check on it before Dick called for him to hurry up.

He stared for a while before turning back, heading down towards the entrance of the Batcave.

But satisfaction brought it back. Right?

Meanwhile you were back in your room under the covers. What the fuck. What the actual fuck. You got out of bed after 30 minutes, asking yourself if you should check it out. You shouldn't, right?

Keep in mind, curiosity killed the cat...

Fuck it.

You threw the covers off, throwing your door open. Checking to see if everyone was gone, you slowly headed towards the grandfather clock. Taking a deep breath, you inhaled before repeating the same action you saw Dick used to open the pathway. You jumped to reach the arms of the clock.

Let’s see…The small arm goes on 10. Big arm goes on 45. Or was it 47?

You heaved before jumping again. After two chances, the clock made a noise, almost like a chest opening. You reached and pulled on it, giving a small ‘ha!’ when it opened to the same pathway.

Here I go.

Shutting the clock behind you slowly, there was a metal stairway. Going down the stairs quietly, you didn’t hear any noise. What you did see however, was Alfred, who was sitting in some big chair in front of a huge monitor. You used the railing of the stairs to slide down the rest of the way, scurrying behind them quickly when you heard Alfred shuffle.

He looked behind him, standing up before heading to a counter. On top of it were several first-aid items. You took notice of the surroundings.

It was quite literally a cave. There was a huge Dinosaur statue—at least you thought it was a statue— followed by a giant penny and a huge deck card that read ‘JOKER’. The rest seemed rather boring to you, but hey, what was a man supposed to do with a cave?

“Speaking of men...where are the boys?” you whispered to yourself. More specifically, where the hell was Bruce?

Seems like killing the cat didn’t bring satisfaction at all. What even was this place? It honestly seemed like some weird trophy room. I mean, a dinosaur. Seriously? Sighing, you sat back on your heels and observed Alfred work.

Four hours. Four hours had passed. You were dead tired, almost on the verge of passing out. Alfred remained seated. You decided to get up and began to walk upstairs.

Flinching, you heard the screeching of several tires followed by multiple bikes engines. You peeked over the rails of the stairs, wondering who had just arrived. Sure enough, it was…the batmobile? Followed by two guys riding bikes and another outdated version of the batmobile (you think).

Wait a minute. Batmobile? That meant—

Batman’s here! Oh my god he’ll be happy to see me! Wait…maybe this is what he meant being friends with Bruce.

All the weary left your tiny body. Now filled with excitement, waiting for him to exit the ride so you could hug him and ask if he got your note. While waiting, you heard Alfred beginning to speak. You forgot about him.

“Welcome back, Master Bruce. Any injuries?”

What.

You must’ve heard wrong.

“Just Damian, he might need some stitches on his left arm. Is (Y/N) asleep?”

Now wait a damn minute.

“Yes sir, I bid them a goodnight long ago. They should be up in their room, asleep.” Alfred answered, looking up the metal stairway.

The boys looked on, confused.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. You raced towards the entrance, slowly opening the door. Looking behind, you caught a glimpse of Batman reaching his arms up to take off his cowl it seemed. Waiting, you peeked over. No way it’s—

Bruce hissed, relieved to have been freed from the clutches of his cowl. Not that it was uncomfortable to wear per say, but four hours and breaking in a sweat does make it hot. He looked over at his sons.

They all took their masks off, minus Jason who seemed to be relaxing firsthand. Damian was getting patched up by Alfred. Dick was stretching while Tim began taking off his cape. They had just gotten back from a bank robbery involving The Penguin and Two-Face followed by some other goons. They were betting on the lives of the hostages, doing their own version of Russian-Roulette. Luckily, they made it in time.

Quickly Bruce changed out of the Bat suit and settled for an old band t-shirt followed by some sweatpants. Might as well get comfy, right? Turning to face his boys, he notified them he was heading to bed. A surprise really.

“Pause!” Jason announced, holding his hands up. Tim looked over at his father in confusion. He pointed his finger at you. “You are gonna leave? Instead of staying another hour here?” Bruce nodded. All the Robins’ eyes widened.

“Who are you and what have you done with the real Bruce?” Dick shouted, raising a brow.

Bruce rolled his eyes. Damian asked why the sudden change of routine. Bruce awkwardly looked to the side. In reality, he wanted to check up on you and bid you a proper goodnight—well uh, morning. But he didn’t know how to tell his sons without sounding…doting. He didn’t want to appear soft.

Cue the author’s eye roll.

“Well I…u-uh I…” Bruce stammered, struggling with his own words. His boys stared on, never seeing their father act like this before. Alfred watched on, stifling his laugh as best as he could. He’d never heard Bruce stutter like a teenager in his day and age, as a child yes. But this was something new.

Meanwhile you had been pacing in your room. Another 15 minutes had passed, no one had come up yet. Hearing footsteps, you quickly threw the covers off your bed. Taking a deep breath and relaxing, you shut your eyes. You tried not to stiffen up when the door opened.

Feeling a hand petting your head, a stifled chuckle filled the room, not wanting to wake you up. You tried to take a peek at who it could be.

As the hand pulled away, you took this time to open an eye. Hearing the door close, you threw the covers off and ran to open it again. Slowly you peeked your head outside, trying to find at least someone. But there was no one to be seen. Not even a door opened.

Sighing, you gave up and decided to head to sleep, or contemplate really. After all, there were only a few more hours before Alfred would wake you up for your first day of school. You still couldn’t believe it. You were adopted by the Bruce Wayne, who was also Batman. The Batman. Oh my god. You shoved a pillow into your face and screamed. Oh my fucking god.

But it doesn’t make sense. Why did he lie to you at the orphanage? Why didn’t he just come clean or something? And why did he adopt you? Did he need another Robin?

Thinking back, Jason had told you Damian was already going to be 15 year. Did that mean he was getting too old for the Bat-Robin gig or something?

Turning around in your bed, you looked at the ceiling. Since you were here, you became a part of the family, regardless if certain members of the family liked it or not. Maybe you were going to become the next side-kick in line.

Maybe you’d be the next Bat-kid…or Robin to some older Robin. Robin Jr?

Nah, that sounded corny. Pushing any further thoughts aside, you finally closed your eyes and decided to fall asleep. For real this time.

30 minutes had passed before Damian opened the door to his room, staring at your door as if it was the most interesting thing in the world. Or maybe offended him more or so.

‘Well (Y/N)...’ the youngest—second youngest now—held his thought as he continued to observe where you had been not long ago.

How could it be possible, someone as…average as you could discover their aliases and secret identities so quickly. Not even a night had passed. He knew something was off when he checked the tops of the stairs earlier. He cursed at himself for thinking nothing of it. He knew he saw something. Low and behold, it was you.

The question now was, did he have to keep the ‘normal family’ act now?

‘…looks like your not as stupid as I thought’ Damian finished his thought as he eventually closed his door. He’d have to talk to you about it tomorrow.

Next part is going to be awesome trust me (I say as I write this myself lol). What did u guys think? Tell me! Who do u think came into little (Y/N)’s room??? It wasn’t Damian...

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your-mom-friend · 2 years

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So I've been watching Assassination Classroom

Dear fuck I need to stop my exams are like 2 days from now

anyway y'all know how it is. Long post so buckle up

-I was pretty skeptical to watch it but my sister convinced me

-I love it so much

-I've just finished season 1 and I have opinions

-The whole series really hinges of Korosensei just deciding to teach a class for no reason huh. Like I feel like if they tried to logically answer "why does an octopus intent on destroying Earth want to spend the last year dutifully teaching middle schoolers?" the whole show would fall apart

-and I love it

-The opening scene of them firing on him as soon as he entered was iconic

-Really didn't like Karma at first. Kinda unhinged, even for this class. Especially when he tried to jump off a fuckin cliff what the FUCK Karma. I know the saying is "Karma's a bitch" but I didn't mean it like this.

-Nagisa. My son. Please protect him. I love him so much. The only one with a brain cell to record weaknesses.

-Damn I kinda...really don't like Irina. Like idk if that'll be a hot take in this fandom but what the fuck. Why would you try to seduce a middle schooler. Why kiss his brain out. What the fuck lady. I don't give a shit about you being a trained assassin part of that is reading a room and this room certainly wasn't spelling out "seduce the nearest child for information"

-Like I know she isn't a bad person and is a professional when she needs to be but I can't get over that initial thing. I might be biased but whatever.

-Also, Karasuma. 10/10 character. No flaws. Absolutely perfect. He's their dad. He gave them all a number to call in case they needed anything. They've al individually, without any input from anyone else, made the ringtone "You are my daAD, BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE" This is canon because I said so.

-I headcanon both Karasuma and Irina as aroace just in different directions. Karasuma does not want a relationship, romantic or sexual, and just wants to live life as simply a tired dad to his assassin children. Irina also doesn't want a relationship, she just uses that to seduce everyone and she doesn't have to worry about catching feelings.

-The vibe I get from Irina trying to seduce Kurasama is the vibe I get from Teruhashi and Saiki. Only obsessed because he won't pay attention when everyone else pays too much attention, then develops feelings for who they are.

-I think my favorite part is how much almost everyone's heart is in the right place. And how everyone comes in with this clear-cut mission and goal and Korosensei just kind of...teachers them into being compassionate and letting loose. Karma. Ritsu. Karasuma, Irina. Almost anyone.

-Have I mentioned how batshit insane it is for the government to be like yes. We can't kill this unkillable creature that blew up the moon. How about we let him teach a class of middle schoolers, since he's gonna kill us all anyway. Absolute madlads.

-Yes I know the reason, no it doesn't stop it from being insane. And the government just has anti-sensei material to just provide for whoever the fuck wants it.

-Takaoka. Fuck that guy. Mostly because he reminds me uncomfortably of my father. Don't like that, not one bit. This man woke up and chose unbridled rage. Sir this is a Wendy's. Please chill.

-Oooooh Nagisa shaping up to be a whole ass assassin and everyone being like holy fuck lil dude dangerous as all fuck

-Karma not knowing since he skipped out

-I love their continued casual attempts at murder. "Hey no murder in the classroom till break time" students: *sigh* fine you're no fun

-I also love how hyped Korosensei is about being assassinated. Like whole ass giving them pointers.

-Plus his little quirks. Is he going to blow up the Earth and kill everyone? Oh yeah definitely. But infect his darling student's minds with the knowledge that he reads porn mags? are you insane? what kind of teacher-

-Really hating principal bitchface. Like I know that's his character but WOW setting up a class to fail with poor facilities and then making the laughing stock of the school on PURPOSE? That's messed up.

-I mentioned this earlier but Karasuma and Irina coming to be assassins and then just worrying about the kids and their future is everything. Is them being parental figures a tag? it should be

-I have FEELINGS about the howmany-part season finale (i lost count I actually have been studying in between letting this show consume me)

-Their plan was fuckin genius it should've worked and it WOULD'VE if Korosensei wasn't a little shit

-When they got sick I was like oh shit

-*sheds tear* my murder children have come so far

-Hey nice to see Irina in her element that's really cool

-Fuck Karasuma kicked ass so hard

-The whole interaction with the guy after Smog. "Hey why you doing that with your voice?" "because it makes me sound badass" sir what. It was so weirdly wholesome and then Karma was so sadistic with the wasabi and shit after

-Nagisa having to cross dress oh my god my poor son

-That shuffling maneuver was so good wow

-TAKAOKA YOU SON OF A BITCH

-Wow this dude is really off his rocker ain't he

-Local man tries to get revenge on babey that kicked his ass, more at 8.

-Oh shit I really thought Nagisa would straight up kill him I would've helped hide the body

-"Wouldn't someone like me be better?" You're fooling exactly no one with the nonchalance, Karma. You're scared for Nagisa

-Karma really saw Nagisa kick ass. It was at that moment he knew. He was WHIPPED for Nagisa I will take no criticism. There is NOTHING more amazing than a smol bean that can kick your ass 10 ways

-"Will you be my guinea pig?" chills. Literal chills.

-The assassins have morals that's so pure. "Well it was either kill children or take a hit to our reputations it wasn't a hard choice"

-Put also they really said their employer's a nutjob but that's fucked up even for us and then they just. Went behind his back to not do that.

-But can you imagine if they never had the showdown and Takaoka got away? The hired assassins tell them the poison was fake and they all go back and regroup against Takaoka later. He's expecting 14 and instead it's the whole class that would've been so funny

9/10 show, I'm on board the Karmagisa train, 100% and I want more

#so i've been watching #assassination classroom #rem rambles #nagisa shiota #karma akabane #korosensei #karasuma #irina jelavic #karmagisa

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expect the unexpected | 16

(smau at the end)

Last night you got an emergency phone call from your dad saying that your mom was currently in the hospital. And because your sister just recently moved out of their house (to Canada to be specific), your dad called you to help out.

Of course it was urgent, having you to hurriedly pack after the phone call and leaving the morning after.

Which is right now.

“Sohyun’s outside,” you tell Jin, holding onto your luggage. Sohyun offered to pick you up and take you to the train station since she was the one opening the bakery today. She said, and I quote: “Jin’s going to take you? Wouldn’t you have to bring all three kids with you? It’s 6 in the morning, I’ll just take you!”

A yawn escaped out of Jin’s mouth, he was sitting on the couch with Haneul on his chest. All three kids were awake to watch you off.

“Okay,” Jin says, standing up from his seat. Minseok and Soojin get up as well, running to the front door. Minseok opens it for you.

“Mommy, when are you coming back?” Soojin asks, hugging the door frame as you walk past.

“I’ll be back in a week, don’t worry, daddy will stay and take care of you three,” you tell her, stopping right outside the door.

“Will we be going to work with daddy?” Minseok asks you. You don’t know why they’re asking you when Jin is right behind them.

“That or daddy will work at home,” you tell him. “Now give me a hug and kiss, I have to go so I don’t miss my train.” You let go of your luggage, kneeling down to hug your kids, giving them both a kiss on the cheek. “Be good and listen to daddy okay? This is his first time taking care of all three of you by himself for as long as a week, don’t stress him out.” This was also the first time you’ll be away from your kids for this long and this far.

“We’ll be good mommy,” Minseok says, smiling up at you as you stand up.

“I know you will,” you say, booping his nose. “But make sure your little sister and brother do too.”

“I’m always good!” Soojin yells, raising her arms up.

“Sure,” you laugh, ruffling her already messy hair. You then face Jin and Haneul, walking up to them to give them a big hug. Jin wraps an arm around you, placing his cheek on your head that you placed on his chest so you’re then facing Haneul.

“Especially you, be good okay?” You say, raising your eyebrows at him. He responds with a few blinks. Then a big yawn. Jin pulls his head away from you to place a kiss on your forehead, making you look up and he presses another one on your lips.

“I can take care of them no worries,” He tells you. “Now go, Sohyun’s waiting.” You nod, leaning over to give Haneul a kiss on the cheek as well.

You gave Jin one more kiss before you pulled away from them, grabbing your luggage and walking off.

“BYE MOMMY!” Soojin yells. You turn around and wave at them. Soojin is frantically waving while all three of your boys are waving sleepily.

Let’s hope that Jin remembers to take your two oldest to school today.

*ring ring!*

“I’ll pick you two up later okay? Make sure you finish your lunch, I love you!” Jin yells out of his car window as he dropped off Minseok and Soojin at school.

“We love you!” They both yelled before running off to their friends.

Jin rolled the windows up before picking up his phone, it was Yeonjun.

“Good morning sir! I stopped by to grab coffee before heading to the building. I’ll bring it up to your office when I get there. I also have your schedule for the day and--”

“Oh, Yeonjun, I forgot to tell you, but something urgent happened last night with Yn’s mom and she had to leave for Gwangju this morning. I’ll be working from home today, do you mind just sending me today’s agenda?” Jin says. He puts the phone on speaker, placing it on the passenger seat and driving out of the school’s drop off.

“Oh, I see. Yes, I’ll send it to you right now sir. Do you want me to come over and help out?” Yeonjun says. Jin tilts his head to the side, thinking. He looked at Haneul from the rearview mirror and, for once, he was calm and quiet.

“I should be okay. It’s just Haneul I’m taking care of right now. Thank you though Yeonjun, I’ll call you if anything-- oh and are you already at the building?”

“Yes sir, I just pulled up umm I have your co--”

“You should give the coffee to our receptionist,” Jin says. You're sure that Yeonjun can see the smile Jin had on his face right now, just by listening to his voice.

“You mean Miya? She’s just a friend-- coworker even,” Yeonjun responds, nervousness lacing his voice.

“Sure, sure she is. Well then you shouldn’t even have any worries giving them to her since she’s just a “coworker” right?” Jin says.

“Good bye sir,” Yeonjun says, hanging up the phone.

“Haneul-ah, do you want to stop by Auntie Sohu’s?” Jin says, looking at the rearview again. Haneul’s face instantly lights up and he starts smiling and kicking his feet.

“Yes yes!” He yells. Jin smiles, taking a left and driving straight to the iconic 24/7 Heaven. He figured that if he starts off the day well with Haneul, maybe he’ll be good for the remainder of the day. At least while Jin is working.

I guess you can say he’s bribing his son with dough.. cookie dough... baked cookie dough.. cookies, okay yeah he’s bribing Haneul with cookies.

Jin opens the door to the bakery, letting little Haneul run it.

Haneul waves at the workers, they knew him at this point. Although Haneul is raising his head, looking around for a certain someone.

“Haneul!” yelled Rina as she walked out of the kitchen. “Good morning~” She says, waving at him from behind the counter. Rina then looks up as she sees a figure coming closer.

She burst out laughing right when her eyes landed on Jin.

“What?” Jin asks, quite offended that that’s how she reacted to seeing him.

“Dude,” she says, pointing at Jin. “Did you mean to come in like that?” Jin frowns, looking down at what she was pointing at. His eyes widened when he saw what he was wearing. His blue pajama set with the super hero masks all over. He scratches his head.

“I guess I got caught up with making sure the kids got dressed and ready for school, I forgot to check myself..”

Rina waves her hand in front of her, “no worries, Jungkook once walked out of the house without pants on to walk Sian to school. It happens.”

“Say thank you to Auntie Rin,” Jin says, carrying Haneul. He had his arms hugging a small bag of cookies.

“Thank chuu~” He says, holding up a little finger heart.

“You’re welcome,” Rina says, waving at them. “I’ll see you two soon.” The two walked out together and made their way back to the car.

“Can we go to Uncle Taetae now,” Haneul says, reaching into the bag. “I want to draw.”

Jin shakes his head. “Daddy has to go to work now, you can draw when we get home.” Haneul pouts. Taehyung recently opened up a small art school where he gives little art lessons to young kids, maybe even adults. Anyone is welcome really. But it’s aimed towards kids. Okay in all honesty, it’s for kids. But Taehyung couldn’t say no to the parents who wanted to join.

And by parents I mean the moms of the group.

Anyways, since The Scenery opened, you often took Haneul there while his siblings were in school. It felt like a little preschool as he was able to play with other kids and he was pretty good at listening to Taehyung whenever he was teaching him. He’s definitely going to be the artist out of them three.

It was a quiet walk to their car, but all of a sudden Jin hears sniffles coming from Haneul. He furrows his brows as he looks down at his youngest.

Silent tears were streaming down his soft cheeks.

“Oh- Why are you crying?” Jin asks. They got to his car and Haneul wasn’t answering, but continued to sniffle. Jin opens the back door and places Haneul in his car seat, buckling him up. Haneul continued to sniffle, wiping his eyes with his little fists.

“Haneul-ah,” Jin says. Haneul refused to make eye contact with his dad, keeping his eyes down instead. “Haneul,” Jin repeats. “Why are you sad?”

“I want-- I want mommy,” he says in a low voice. Jin sighs.

“Is it because we can’t go to Uncle Taehyung’s right now?” Jin says, Haneul nods. Jin stood there for a bit, thinking.

He knew that he could just take Haneul to The Scenery and drop him off there, come back when he’s done with his meetings or when he needs to pick up his oldests, but it didn’t feel right. He can just make Haneul happy, taking him to Tae’s, and be able to do his work peacefully, but it felt wrong. It would be a win win for both of them, but deep down, he knew you wouldn’t want that. As much as possible he wants to be with the kids, even if he has to work at the same time. I mean, that’s what you do.

“Okay well why don’t we compromise,” Jin says, knowing well that Haneul has no idea what that word even means. “If you come to work with me, we can go to Uncle Tae’s after, deal?” Jin offers Haneul his hand to shake and Haneul grabs it, not knowing exactly what he just agreed to.

“Mr. Kim I sent you the link to your meeting, it should be starting in approximately ten minutes,” Yeonjun says over the phone. Jin was currently sitting at his desk with his laptop open in front of him. No longer in his pajamas by the way, he’s now in his white dress shirt and tie.

“Okay, I’m logging in right now, thanks again Yeonjun.” Jin clicks on the link that Yeonjun sent him, entering the meeting that he had with Mr. Lee. They had to discuss his new location that was opening in Busan.

“Alright Haneul, I set up your little table over there for you to draw. My meeting shouldn’t take too long so just draw for a bit and then we can go to Uncle Taetae’s,” Jin says, putting Haneul down as he was previously sitting in his lap.

“Good morning Mr. Lee,” Jin says as soon as he got into the meeting, immediately seeing Mr. Lee’s face on the screen.

Haneul walks to his small table, he looks over at his dad and sees him smiling as he is conversing with his business partner. He turns to the piece of paper in front of him and starts to doodle.

An hour and a half passes by, which in baby time is FOREVER, and Haneul begins to get bored. His dad was still not done talking to Mr. Lee.

Haneul decided that he was over drawing and that he didn’t want to go to Uncle Tae’s anymore. He just spent an hour and a half doing what he would be doing at The Scenery and he’s tired of it.

Haneul picks out his best drawing and walks up to his dad.

“Daddy!” Haneul yells, holding up his drawing. It was a bunch of scribbles and shapes, but, if you looked very hard, it kind of looked like a nice house next to a big green tree. “All done!”

Jin looks down and laughs, turning back to the screen. “I’m sorry sir, I’m currently on daddy duty so I have my son with me here.”

“Oh it’s alright, can I see him?” The older man asks. Jin nods his head, turning to the side to pick up Haneul and having him sit on his lap.

“Haneul this is Mr. Lee, he’s helping us open up another building in Busan. Say hi,” Jin says. Haneul shyly waves at the screen, then he turns around and wraps his arms around Jin’s neck.

“Oh he’s a shy one isn’t he,” Mr. Lee says, smiling widely on the screen. “He reminds me of my youngest grandson. He’s just like that.”

“He’s usually not so shy, I think he just misses his mom and isn’t used to me being home alone with him like this,” Jin explains. “Haneul-ah,” he says, turning his head to look at Haneul. “Daddy’s just going to finish up okay, you can go finish your drawings.” Haneul whines in response, turning his head to the side, away from Jin’s face. Jin laughs awkwardly towards the camera.

“I’m sorry about this,” he tells Mr. Lee.

“Don’t worry about it, it’s okay.”

“Haneul can you go down please?” Jin whispers to Haneul, he mumbles a small ‘no’. Jin sighs, smiling back up at the screen. “I’m afraid we’re going to just have to continue this meeting like this sir.”

Finally, Jin’s meeting ends and he closes his laptop shut. Fortunately, there wasn’t much left for him to do the rest of the day. Majority of today’s schedule was just photoshoots where he did not have to be in attendance. Other meetings were postponed to a later date, so now he was free for any father-son bonding. Although if he was at his office in his building right now, paperwork is what he would be doing.

Jin pats Haneul’s back, “you want to go to Uncle Tae’s now?” Jin waited for a response but all he could hear was light snoring.

Haneul had his head resting on Jin’s shoulder while one arm was wrapped around his neck and the other was holding on to his drawing. Jin grabs the drawing from Haneul’s little hands, placing it on his desk. He then gets up from his seat and makes his way to the living room.

It wasn’t often that Jin was home alone this early with the kids. Actually, it was almost noon already, he should be preparing lunch for himself and Haneul.

“Haneul?” Jin coos, patting his son’s back in order to wake him up. Haneul doesn’t budge, instead cuddling closer into Jin’s shoulder. “Aigoo~” Jin looked at the time and there were still a few more hours until they had to go pick up Minseok and Soojin. “Alright, maybe we could nap before we pick up your siblings,” he says, walking to the couch and slowly sitting down so he doesn’t wake his baby up. “Just for an hour,” he says, as he lays his back down on the couch. “Then… then we can get your siblings..”

Right when he shut his eyes, he was gone.

expect the unexpected

♡ part sixteen: just clingy ♡

pairings: ceo, dad!jin x interior designer, mom!reader

a/n: little disclaimer, i have no experience in the medical field, this was just a google search. to my medical field readers, i sincerely apologize.

also i just wanted to say THANK YOU to those who messaged me after reading my a/n from my last update. i really didn’t think much of you would read that, even more reply to it. thank you to those who understood me and are willing to give feedback to help motivate me post more hehe, it really does help a lot. idk if some of you read my replies to those asks, but i get excited whenever i receive asks from you guys, even if i don’t reply to them as fast as i see them, i read every single one of them! i have a lot of fun seeing what you all have to say and i also enjoy talking to you all. some of you even help me create the next updates! it’s really a lot of fun whenever i get to talk with you guys. having no asks or comments on my previous updates felt like i was talking to a wall😅 so im thankful to know that some of you are still out there🥺 please continue to give jin all the love! the same as the other members 💗

i also want to mention/clarify that i will continue this au until the very end! some of you have been confused in my last update a/n when i said i was hesitant to do what i had planned and that will depend on how well this au does and i was referring to a surprise i had for the end of this series this au will still have its ending when the time comes! but that surprise for the ending of tmbmil series is still tbd (to be decided).

and lastly i wanted to thank @justinetingball for naming taehyung’s art school💜

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cartoonist-ks · 2 years

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Upcoming TMNT Series Trailer

Ratings: Mature 17+

Warnings: Swearing, Violence, Death

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It was a calm night in New York City. But that didn't mean the turtles were off the job yet. They were called into the police station by Chief Vincent on a very important mission.

Chief Vincent: "Turtles. Glad you guys can make it."

Leo: "How's it going, Chief? We came as soon as we could. So, what's the mission?"

Chief Vincent: "First, I would like for you guys to meet someone."

A man with tan skin, dark brown hair, and wore the usual police outfit. The turtles stared at the man all skeptical. The guy stared at the back with an annoyed look.

Chief Vincent: "Gabe Sanders. He's new to the NYPD."

...

Chief Vincent: "We've recently gotten some new information on a case that took place 15 years ago. An explosion that happened in a laboratory. It was called, Mutation Detection."

Donnie: "I've read about that place. It was the most extraordinary laboratory discovering all types of mutation within living things."

Chief Vincent: "There is one person who fits the description. Lucas Miller."

...

In the middle of the night, a young teenage girl with black skin, her hair in a ponytail, wearing a loose-neck gray sweater, navy-colored jeans, and black and white shoes was on her way home from school with her bag on her back.

Thug: "Hey there, missy. Where ya headed?"

Teenage Girl: "Look, sir. I want nothing to do with you. I'll just be on my way."

Thug: "Huh, and what's a young girl like you gonna do about it?"

Teenage Girl: "I'm not, but she will."

The thug stopped and turned around to see a person with a peach-colored hood, navy-colored shorts folded at the ends, black stockings, and black sneakers with peach-colored lacings, and peach-colored ankle braces with buckles around them. He couldn't see her face because of the hood's shadowing it out. He didn't even have enough time to do anything as he was punched straight in the face by the hooded person.

Hooded Person: "And that's how you school a bad guy!"

...

The teenage girl finally arrived at her apartment safely. Once she enters through the door, she is met with an overwhelmed Lucas Miller, who wore a gray short sleeve shirt, black sweatpants, and white socks. He quickly got up from the couch and rushed over to his daughter hugging her.

Lucas: "Josephine! I was worried sick! Where have you been?! Where's Julia?"

The hooded person then comes into the living room through the window, shutting it behind her. The hooded person then removes her hood, revealing her to be a mutant turtle.

...

April was now dressed in a lab coat, glasses, and a red wig walked through the laboratory trying to find Lucas.

April: (whispers) "I see him. It's go time."

Donnie: (earpiece) "Follow him around. Gain whatever piece of information you can."

April: (whispers) "I'm on it."

...

Josephine: "You're only 15. When are you gonna start acting like one?"

Josephine sits on the bed facing Julia.

Josephine: "Well, you can't stay a kid forever, you know. Eventually, you're gonna have to grow up. Dad isn't always gonna be around to take care of you."

Julia: "That's not true. He's always been there for me and you. And he always will be. I know he will."

...

Julia runs across rooftops, jumping from one to the other in a hurry. She prayed that her father was alright. She started thinking of excuses that why he wasn't home or answering his phone. pulled out her phone to check the tracker. She looked at where the red dot was at. On top of a building icon that read 'Police Station'.

Julia: "What's he doing at the police station?"

Julia finally made her way on top of the police station roof. She then spots a vent on the ground. Due to her small nature as a mutant turtle, she was able to make her way into the vent shutting the lid above her. Julia turns another corner where the vent leads to a dead-end. And in that dead-end was an opening. She looked through the bars of the vent seal. And to her surprise, she could see her father tied to a chair.

Julia: (whispers) Dad!"

She jumps out of the vent, landing on the ground with a front flip. This action caused her hood to come off revealing to everyone in the room what she was. Before anyone could say anything else, Julia pulls out her weapon that was attached to her shell casing. It extends to its full form. A halberd, an ax with a long shaft, pasting her height just two feet. The blade was large and the bottom of it was shaped like a hook.

Gabe then pulls out his gun ready to fire. Julia immediately caught this and sticks her hand out.

Julia: "Wait!"

It went off.

Julia: "DAD! NO!"

...

Shredder: "Since my last plan of world domination didn't work, I came up with a new one. Something big. Something that can finally put an end to those turtles.

A man named Ryan, who had black hair, tanned skin, came into Julia's room now wearing a blue button-up shirt, tugged into black pants, and white shoes.

Ryan: "Lately, there have been some people going missing."

People that looked a little buff, light blue veins could be seen popping from their skins, they twitched. One of them spotted the turtles and began to roar at them alerting the others. They all then ran over towards the turtles with vicious hunger in their eyes.

Leo: "Something is going on and this might have something to do with Shredder."

...

Julia spun around and pointed her knife at the person, but grew surprised when she saw who it was. A young timid girl with auburn colored short curly hair just above the shoulders, a purple short-sleeved shirt with a white long-sleeved shirt under it. She wore light blue shorts and light brown boots with purple socks sticking out of them, wearing a blue duffle coat.

Julia: "Naomi?"

...

Collision DISCONTINUED!!!

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emachinescat · 3 years

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II've decided to watch MacGyver from the beginning (again), and I'm live tweeting the experience with every tweet tagged with #savemacgyver. I thought it would be fun to share my collected thoughts from the episodes on here as well.

My Thoughts on S1E3, "Awl"

You're not only going to make it to 30, Mac, but you're going to make it to season 6. #savemacgyver

I love that Jack's bucket list includes finishing the Harry Potter books. Guess he's not a one-trick pony after all with sci-fi. A healthy blend of science fiction and fantasy is just what the doctor ordered.

Dylan Thomas reference! That poem was written about the poet's own father, and is about how everyone, no matter who they are or what they stand for, fights against death in the end. He's begging his dad to "rage, rage against the dying of the light," to not give in to death so easily, to keep fighting. Just taught this poem, actually, so I'm vibing with this reference super hard. Though to be fair, I'd be vibing with it anyway. Love Dylan Thomas.

Oh my gosh, this is the one with the fire extinguisher and inflatable escape! I'd forgotten which episode that came from, but I see GIFs of it all over Tumblr. Poor Mac especially, that looks like it hurts. Why is Lucas Till so good at being whumped?!

Jack hugging the fire extinguisher: Iconic.

I'll never get tired of seeing that polar bear! Do we know if he has a name?

I cannot get over how small and excited Bozer is, not a care in the world except for his movie. It's exciting to think about what's to come for his character growth, though I do wish he wouldn't have to go through all the things he does. :(

Jack's conversations with his dad at the grave are just everything. And I feel cheated that we haven't gotten to see Mac have the same kind of conversations at Jack's grave (though I firmly believe it's a regular occurrence off-screen).

Seriously, the way he talks to his dad is so familiar, so comfortable, so natural. It's like Daddy Dalton is right there with him and it fills me with so many emotions that I can't even.

The smile on Jack's face and the pride in his voice when he talks about Mac to his dad is the purest thing ever.

Also, that's a big-ass tombstone Jack is leaning against.

"Hi, Mr. Dalton. How's... life?" MAC! 😂

I can't tell you how much I love it when other characters talk about how smart Mac is. "He's a genius..."

First mention of Mac's dad. It's sweet how invested Jack is in Mac rebuilding his relationship with his old man. Also, I really wish we would have gotten a flashback of Jack's dad at some point. He seems like such an amazing man.

"If I could have one more day to sit and talk to my dad instead of that hunk of rock, I'd do anything." Jaaaaaaack 😭😭😭

Good old Ralph Kastrati. Single-handedly the most annoying character in all of cable television. Y'all have no idea what you're getting into with this one, dream team.

PUNCHFACE.

"My mom dated a guy like that once." Ouch. I'm about to start a Riley Zinger Counter for each episode. Her comebacks are 🔥

It's not just his face, Jack. Everything about this dude is punchable. Especially the way he says "yo."

Ewwww tightie whities no thanks imma head hom now byyye

Mac just snatched that can right out of Jack's hand as he was about to take a drink. Classic.

If I didn't hate Ralph before (spoiler: I did), then I extra hate him for the foie gras comment.

Yes, Jack, "asshat" is the perfect descriptor for this guy.

Is Mac seriously about to just make him some noise-canceling headphones? Who am I kidding? Of course he is.

I need more of Mac punching people in the face. For science.

Poor Jack didn't get to punch the punch face.

🎵 Snipers gonna snipe, snipe, snipe, snipe, snipe 🎵

Between the foie gras and the calfskin, they are really making this guy so easy to hate just sayin'.

"As soon as you're done saving his life, I'm gonna kill him, you hear that, smart-ass? I'm already dressed for the funeral." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"He's g-good. He just... got kinda shot." Is that the medical terminology, Mac?

Jack using country music as a form of torture 🤣

"You're going to be seeing Yelp stars if you don't shut up!"

Have I mentioned how much I love the music in this show?

"I don't wanna die listening to country music!"

I love how bossy and grabby Mac gets when he improvises.

Another belt grab! I can’t get over Jack trying to keep his crazy partner from falling out of the window – it gives me life!

Actually makes me wonder if he does it because Mac’s taken a tumble out of a car window before. *fanfic brain engaged*

“You know how I feel about your puns.” C’mon, Mac, pus are the greatest forms of humor, bar-pun. (Geddit?)

Mc made a C in biology? I’m not buying it.

Dwwwwwww the sounds of the surgery. No thanks.

Though I will say this is one of the coolest (albeit grossest) things Mac’s ever done on this show.

What the heck is with that elevator door? It took a whole 10 years to close! I wouldn’t trust it. (To be fair, I don’t trust any elevator, but that’s neither here nor there.)

Sir Bleeds-a-Lot lol

Riley stepping in and taking charge once again. No idea how these two functioned before she came along.

Some seriously cool MacGyverisms in this episode. The whole process of “killing” Ralph and bringing him back with office supplies is so OG MacGyver and it gives me all the warm fuzzies.

Ralph: “You’re not a scientist, you’re not a doctor. So how the hell do you know all this stuff?” Mac: “...I read a lot of books?” I love Mac so much.

“Now go die.” Lolololol

The moment with Ralph wanting to call his mom and grow the hell up is surprisingly genuine and heartbreaking. Character development for a character in only one episode, hello, is that you?

“He’s dead, but he’ll get better.” MacGyver, 2016

Riley’s comeback about Jack’s plan to take out six guys if Mac takes out two is another winner. (Riley: 2, Jack: 0) Still, I love the whole, “Sure it does [count as a plan]. First, I’ll take two. Then, I’ll take the other four.” This is why Mac is the plan guy, not Jack.

“Or I can take them all out.” Mac’s confidence = 🔥

I might need to start a Mac sass counter too. Jack: “You seriously want me to put this on my face?” Mac: “Only if you like breathing.”

Jack’s left fist getting jealous 🤣

They really liked choking Mac in the early episodes, didn’t they? Not that I’m complaining. Actually, why did that stop? That strangled, panicked cry of “JACK?!” is music to my fanfic writing, hurt/comfort obsessed, whump-loving soul.

That cough - it actually hurts me to hear it! They should have given us some more repercussions or aftercare for Mac breathing in that gas!

Ralph fell asleep. Of course.

“You know, it’s weird. I’m glad he’s alive… but I still want to kill him. 🤣 I’m with Jack on this one!

Ralph: “A fresh start. I could use one of those right?” Riley: “Or a whole new personality.” ZZZING!!! Riley: 1 million, the world: -10

Oh he did not just call Riley “little hottie.” I’m back to wanting to kill him, character development be darned. So diminutive, dehumanizing, and objectifying. This guy has more than won the douchebag lottery. Riley can more than stick up for herself, but still. The way he speaks to her here makes me feel all kinds of gross.

He just said “ya heard” unironically. Can we let Jack punch him now, please?

Jack offering to let Ralph keep the cash he lifted if he gets to punch him is great, but even better is Mac and Riley offering to chip in money for The Cause.

Oh, yeah, Bozer was in this episode. I’m excited for when he is utilized more!

Bozer’s monster Mac is nightmare fuel!

“A letter? That you put in the mail? It’s 2016.” Hey, as someone who has an actual, old-school type pen pal, step off, Jack.

Mac: “You just gonna watch?” Jack, offended: “Not anymore.” How is it Jack is like Mac’s dad but they also bicker like 5-year-olds? This relationship is so strange, so wonderful, and the heart of the show in so many ways. I love them.

Mac’s words of wisdom about the nature of life are actually super encouraging and exactly what I needed to hear today.

I’d forgotten how much I love this episode – t’s so fun! Although the Codex storyline in season 4 is probably my favorite plot-wise, coming back to these early episodes is like a breath of fresh air! Excellent, excellent episode with so much to offer!

What are your thoughts on "Awl?" I'd love to discuss! :)

#macgyver #jack dalton #riley davis #wilt bozer #macgyver rewatch #my thoughts #episode review #save macgyver #we can still save our show #emcatreviews #spoilers #s1e3 #awl

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tehyunqs · 4 years

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𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 — 𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑃𝑇𝐸𝑅 𝑂𝑁𝐸

HEART OUT in which an angel is sent down to earth to change the reckless ways of the boy she was assigned to protect before his time runs out. ( a kim taehyung au )

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: foul language, toxic masculinity, mentions of hell, etc. . . .

𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: hello! uh, wattpad sucks and people on there don’t give a shit about my work, so i thought that i’d come back to tumblr just to give it a second try! hope you enjoy this little series :’)))

the moment God told eden her last mission before finally becoming one with the archangels she knew it would be almost impossible to accomplish it. the person she'd been assigned to guard didn't quite turn out the way she hoped. the little boy who always talked about becoming a lawyer to help his single-mother out disappointed her greatly when he turned into everything she feared. sure, he became successful in the educational and career fields and was the youngest CEO of a very rich and famous enterprise. but he was very empty inside.

drugs, the never ending one-night stands, the selfishness, his egotistical, conceited mind and personality. eden felt ashamed of herself because it was as if like she wasn't any good at her job. sure she sometimes made sure that the right people crossed his path and twisted things around so they'd go his way, but no matter what she did, he always made the wrong decisions.

so the angel gave her father a determined nod and furrowed her brows, attempting to look as serious as ever, but ended up mimicking a cute bunny trying to be mad. "you got it, dad." he sent her down to the earth and within his heart, he knew eden would be able to complete her mission; change the boy's heart.

the girl landed face first on a large, rural area.

"ow." came a muffled groan from her lips.

eden placed her palms on the ground and lifted the top half of her body up to look around at her surroundings. "you could've been a little nicer on the landing!" she called out to the sky, knowing her father could hear her. eden stood up and softly sighed when she looked down and saw her white dress covered in dirt.

all of a sudden, as she occupied herself in patting the brown particles off, a loud, startling rumble was heard in the sky, causing the girl to shriek and jump in surprise.

she lifted her hands up in surrender and looked back up at the dark sky. "dang, okay, my bad."

the angel's eyes scanned her surroundings. she could make out a large farm house on the other side of the field with a strip of wind turbines behind it. there was a dirt road in front of it as well.

"follow the road, eden." she nodded her head and obliged as white combat boots lead their owner across the grass to the road.

kim taehyung was at his favorite bar with the bad influences he's proud to call friends. he was on his eighth glass of the strongest whiskey the bar had to offer as he and his buddies listened intently to steven jeong's absurd mentality.

"i'm leaving areum." he announced all of a sudden. as the two other men beside him raised their eyebrows in curiosity, tae, in his expensive black & white suit and tie, leaned back to stretch his glass out towards the bartender for another drink. once he was given what he asked for, he settled back into his seat with eyes glued onto the talking man.

"i don't know, man. she just got annoying. being around her makes me feel. . . ." steven's mildly drunken mind tried to search for the right word to describe his feelings, but shrugged his shoulders when he received nothing. "i don't even know anymore. . . . she got fat. doesn't look like she did when we first met."

"i mean she did give birth three times." park jimin tried to defend the woman. steven ignored jimin's justification, but mentally told him off.

"the other day i was sitting on the couch, right? just watching t.v. and she walks in, telling me to go wash the dishes and sweep the kitchen. i get home after a long day from work. i want to relax. and she expects me to do her job? that shit doesn't fly with me."

tae and another friend of theirs began mumbling in response, nodding their heads, except for jimin, who could only shake his.

"so, you're throwing away two years of marriage over cleaning and because she's not "hot" anymore?" jimin scoffed. steven clenched his jaw as he abruptly turned to face him.

steven stood up from his seat. "hey, stop making it sound like i'm the asshole, alright?"

"i'm not gonna cover it up." jimin declared with his arms raised defense. "how else am i supposed to make it sound like?"

"not make me sound like an asshole!"

"you're a fucking piece of shit." jimin grumbled under his breath.

"hey, taehyung, why'd you invite this bum, anyway? i've told you hundreds of time i don't like him." steven turned to look at tae with his hand pointed towards jimin and an accusatory expression.

it was a first jimin heard something like this from him. of course, he's always noticed how uneasy and annoyed steven feels when he's around but he never said anything to his face. the alcohol triggered something in him.

"let it go, steven." taehyung groaned in response.

"always such a fucking buzzkill, man!"

off to the side, a random man turned around and pleaded steven to take it outside. "my night isn't about to be ruined by some punks."

long story short, after a few more rude exchanges, a large brawl broke out between greg mendel, the other friend, the annoyed man, and his friends. not wanting to be a part of this, a small smile spread across tae's face when he managed to slip out unnoticed without a single scratch.

the man sat back down in the back of the bar, making sure to take a seat significantly far from the large fight—which was now slowly coming to an end as big security men began to pull them apart from each other. taehyung chuckled and looked down at the floor with a shake of his head, shaking his head. once he was finally looking up again, his eyes landed on a beautiful brunette woman who danced the night away. he instantly become intrigued by her. his eyes roamed her body and moves, feeling a small shiver run down his spine at the sight of her in a tight black dress that stopped at mid-thigh.

the girl suddenly locked eyes with him. her eyes followed his hand, and she watched as his fingers wrap around the transparent cup, the golden watch on his wrist impossible not to notice. she sent him a shy smile as she pulled a strand of her hair behind her ear, and in return the side of tae's lips curled upwards.

eden was currently sitting in taehyung's living room after four hours of nonstop walking. she would've used her wings to fly and it definitely would've taken much shorter to arrive, but God rid her of her angelic powers before sending her down for some unknown reason to eden.

her eyes roamed around his expensive penthouse and she couldn't help but shake her head in disappointment.

kim taehyung had everything, but not everything.

the sound of keys desperately trying to unlock the door caught eden's attention as she leaned back on the couch with her head turned towards the door. she then decided to rest her arm on the top of the couch.

the sight of a familiar man and an unknown woman entered the room with their hands and lips all over each other.

nothing unusual for taehyung.

it wasn't long before eden made herself present when her chirpy voice spoke up in the dark, "hey, sweetie, do you want this to go anywhere?"

the engaged pair quickly pulled apart in shock and looked down at the sitting girl with confused expressions on their faces—but taehyung's was much worse.

"who the hell are you?!" he questioned in a panic, but his tone was more demanding.

"look," eden began and stood from the couch. "i know you want to wake up tomorrow with him by your side, and i know that you want this to go somewhere, but that's not gonna happen. you'll wake up alone with nothing but a note on the nightstand that reads 'hey, i had a fun time. let's meet up some other time. call me'. because this sir here," eden pointed her finger at tae. "left for work and he doesn't care about you. he used you."

"you'll be calling, and calling, but he won't pick up. ever. trust me, it happens every single time a girl walks in through that door. so, unless you want to waste your time, i suggest you go on your merry way." eden concluded with a grin.

the girl looked between the beautiful angel and taehyung, who had an uneasy smile plastered onto his face with raised brows. "um...." the girl nervously began. ".... i'll go on my merry way."

"have a good life." she waved goodbye before walking out the door.

"wise choice!" eden grinned once the door slammed shut and raised her arms out in front of her a tiny bit. "proud of you!"

taehyung turned to look at the stranger with the same confused and horrified expression from before. "again, who the hell are you?! i'm—i'm calling the police if you—"

"i, eden, am your guardian angel." she introduced herself as she took a small bow, leaving the boy a hundred times more confused.

"are you—are you serious? you're being serious right now?!"

"uh, yeah, man, i've been watching over you since december 30th, 1995." the nervous boy reached into his pocket for his phone, and shook his head as his long fingers shakily pressed the green icon at the bottom of the screen.

"you're crazy!" he laughed. "i'm—" before taehyung had the chance to dial the police, the phone suddenly exploded and flew across the room. "wha—"

eden looked up at the roof of the house and pressed her hands on the side of her mouth, giving the impression of a megaphone. "thanks, dad! i really appreciate it!"

"okay, that was weird." he stated with furrowed brows, finger pointing at the shattered phone on the floor.

"here's the deal, tae. . . . your time is running out. you’re gonna die in a few years." taehyung's eyes widened at the words being thrown around like nothing.

"wait, wha—"

"and you exactly didn't turn out the way i expected you to turn out. you see, God created the Ten Commandments for you humans to follow, and go to heaven. you've broken every single one of them. even murder because although you didn't kill anyone physically, the things you say to others are not exactly the nicest."

"like the girl who asked you out a few weeks ago, and you laughed in her face, and said no because she looks like a cow...." taehyung's lips formed an o shaped when he realized she was telling the truth about being a guardian angel.

"yeah, you killed her self esteem. and that girl is now starving herself because of you."

an awkward silence followed soon after as tae's eyes fell to the ground in shame. he began to regret his words.

"also didn't expect you to commit adultry." eden inquired as she placed on her arms on either side of her waist. this made taehyung wish she'd stop rubbing his mistakes in his face already. "shame on you and that—at the time—married lady."

eden placed the palm of her hand on her forehead as she rested the other on her hip in disappointment. she sighed before looking up at the roof of the penthouse. "God, what did i do wrong?" she questioned helplessly.

"anyways," she waved her hand in front of taehyung, dismissively. "um, so you need to change before you die, because you're gonna go down...."

the girl stepped closer to the boy and placed a hand on his shoulder as the other occupied itself by pointing down at the ground. "there." she whispered, slowly nodding.

a lump formed in the back of tae's throat. he cautiously watched as eden took a few steps back and he couldn't help but feel a bit frightened when memories of a few of his sins began to linger into his mind.

"i've known you your whole life. it kills me to see you do all these things. the drugs, the one-night stands, how highly you think of yourself. you need to be humble. i don't know what i'm going to do with myself if i'm not able to help you save yourself from your possible fate."

eden once again walked up to tae and placed both of her hands on his shoulders, raising her head up a bit to meet eyes with the frightened boy.

she smiled up at him with the most humble eyes he'd ever seen. "i'm going to figure your heart out."

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