#six incorrect

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

#AND HE DID #Kaz Brekker yas #Six of crows #crooked kingdom #Inej Ghafa #Hamnahs incorrect quotes

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #i'm back #mine #wesper #if you squint #kanej

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo #bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀 #meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts #he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little #he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao #matthias helvar #soc #six of crows #soc matthias #soc nina #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #Matthias #Nina #soc helnik #the grisha series #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #leigh bargudo #crooked kingdom

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kaz × inej #kaz and inej #kanej #six of crows duology #six of crows #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #crooked kingdom #kazzle dazzle

[dwyntwo]

Imagine this. The stadtwatch finds a tunnel underground somewhere in Ketterdam. They're like "Wtf is this doing here", climb in and follow the tunnel, thinking it's leading them to an underground crime syndicate or something, only to find Kaz freaking Brekker at the end of it with a shovel in his hand. They just stare at him for a moment and he stares back until he eventually says "Leave" with his appalled, scratchy ass voice as if they just broke into his living room and invaded his privacy. The stadtwatch officers are entirely confused and unsure how to handle this situation, so they just awkwardly retreat, one of them even mumbles a "Sorry".

Kaz turns back to his work shaking his head, being all like "The NERVE of some people"

#i've been cracking myself up with this for ten minutes now #like what do you do when you follow a tunnel and find a petulant teenager at the end of it who has been terrorizing your city #kaz brekker #incorrect kaz brekker #soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz watching Wylan implicate both his father and Pekka at the auction:

#🤣🤣 #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #jan van eck #pekka rollins

[kanej-is-superior]

Kaz: so get this Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-

#kaz brekker #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #the crows #funny #CROW MEMES #1k

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

#Inej: *Out of nowhere appearing behind Jesper* Everyone knows you are in love with Wylan. #Jesper: *falling out of the chair with surprise* AHHHHHH!!! #incorrect quotes #wesper #shadow and bone #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej gafha #incorrect quote #kanej

[vik-the-prik]

Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Mathias: Okay.

-later-

Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-

Wylan: ?? Thank? You??

Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.

#six of crows #six of crows duology #nina zenik #mathias helvar #wylan fahey #wylan van eck #soc #soc wylan #soc nina #soc matthias #incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #soc incorrect quotes #helnik #wesper

[five-of-cr]

the crows as reductress headlines: part 1

#there are so many good helnik ones y'all #i have no idea how many parts this will entail but buckle up because i screenshotted 40 headlines today alone #will add alt text soon #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #soc #save shadow and bone #save six of crows #six of crows spin off #incorrect six of crows #incorrect crows #incorrect grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #helnik #wesper

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

#jesper fahey #wylan x jesper #wylan van eck #wesper #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows quotes #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #source: @shawnathan37

[totally-not-hyperfixating]

*playing twister*

kaz: right hand red.

wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*

jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice

#wesper #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #jesper fahey #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #the crows #1k #2k #3k

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

#stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie #fruity four #spicy six #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #johnathan byers #argyle

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her

Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -

#grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #shadow and bone #soc incorrect quotes #Matthias #hellgate #Helnik supremacy #i will defend him with my life #helvar

[apoetsworld]

Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie

#i feel like sirius needs to be bad at something #and this is just perfect #like he can speak six languages #play four instruments #has read most renown writings in the magical world #excels in his studies #but pads just cant sing #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #marauders #wolfstar #harry potter #remus lupin #starchaser #hp marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #the marauders #regulus arcturus black #remus john lupin #james fleamont potter #sirius black imagine #sirius lupin #sirius orion black #remus x sirius #sirius x remus

[thecrxwclub]

“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”

— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1

#shadow and bone #six of crows #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone season two #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone s2 #shadow and bone spoilers #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #grishaverse #soc #incorrect crows #kanej #wesper #helnik #alina starkov #mal oretsev #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #tolya yul bataar #tamar kir bataar #malina