#someone help this poor boy

[damn-right-reo]

nothing is more frustrating than yelling “CRYONIS. CRYONIS!” at your brother and then he tries to hit the ice blocks with a STICK.

#He’s hopeless #Five times in a row he died #Botw #breath of the wild #vah ruta #did I mention the time he showed up with a boko bow and ten arrows #waterblight ganon #Someone help this poor boy

[wibble-wobbegong]

sits myself down. i cna write. i WANT to write. i WILL write. and then i zone out and completely forget where i am and what im supposed to be doing for indeterminate amounts of time and the bad feelings rush in

#this is to say im sorry for not being able to get part 2 up #im just gonna stop making promises #it has been a rough few days and i need to sit and read cute shit before the bad feelings turn Even Worse #i am trying to write but i am barely a person right now #i want to I really really want to but #head in my hands #very sorry #I say that im struggling but in all reality it’s probably because im not writing about mike lmao #he makes it so easy i love thinking and writing about him #i love the other characters too it’s just harder to write when im also dealing with The Horrors #mike is an exception. my entire family could die and i would still be up to talking about mike #this part is about will though so naturally im already sad #someone help this poor boy #but yeah . horrors + not talking about mike make it Hard

[dwyntwo]

My headcanon that isn't actually a headcanon because it's freaking dumb (but it made me laugh):

Jesper and Wylan have a guest room for Kaz that he can crash at whenever he wants, but he always refuses to and snaps at them to leave him be and stop mothering him.

They eventually do and one day, after months of Kaz refusing to spend a single night there, they let someone else sleep in it.

They wake up to someone prodding them in the middle of the night. It's Kaz looming over them and matter of factly asking why there's a stranger occupying his room. Jesper takes him by the scruff and kicks him out of the house.

#everyone is just praying for Inej to come back and take this boy off their nerves at this point #this would not happen in canon #but the idea of Kaz being a constantly difficult annoyance to everyone lives in my mind rent free #someone please help Jesper and Wylan #then again I mean #Kaz IS a younger brother #younger siblings tend to be a freaking menace #can you imagine what a teenage kaz rietveld would do #I'd honestly fear for poor Jordie lmao #i'm rambling #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #wylan van eck #soc #six of crows #crooked kingdom

[skippersthecat]

Do you think the reason Kusuo doesn't see any issue with stalking people is because his brother does the same thing, and no one has ever stopped Kusuke, so Kusuo just thinks it's normal?

He literally spied on Satou using the bathroom and didn't realize what a huge invasion of privacy that was. Even Toritsuka, the guy who uses ghosts to look at girls' underwear, thought this was too far. Kusuke does the same thing where he watches people without their consent to gain information. Kusuo doesn't know that this is wrong because Kusuke always invaded his privacy and was never punished for it.

#someone get this poor boy help #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuke

[emo-nova]

Okay, au where Shen Yuan is the older than Shen Jiu and Yue Qing. And this boy just goes "I'm a single mother of two" mode, he is responsible but is on the fringes of unhealthily independent as to make sure both of these kids get food and water and have a somewhat decent childhood.

Shen Jiu most likely sees Shen Yuan as a reliable adult but with a bad penchant of focusing too much on Shen Jiu and Yue Qi for resources. Yue Qi sees the same but wants to help Shen Yuan in getting more food and water.

Of course when the Qiu House comes knocking, Shen Yuan puts himself in the stead of Shen Jiu and ensures both of them leave. While Shen Yuan tries to both get a better standing in the house and looking to leave over the course of the years, he doesn't hold out much hope for Shen Jiu and Yue Qi to come back.

Last SY saw of them, they were kids, thin and tiny and barely fast enough to outrun adults. But when almost a decade comes, both of them rock up.

SJ is pissed, but looks composed, but still ready to burn the place down. YQ is livid, looking calm as anything, but is talking very nicely with the Young Master of the house in getting one of their slaves.

SY is brought out. He looks slightly healthier, not much, but he has some weight to him, and he is clothed better than rags. He looks presentable. He looks over to the two and has a mini heart attack.

Dawning realisation that "oh fuck, I was raising the scum villain and the head of Cang Qiong Peak" add a light anxiety attack in his head as he just watches everything happen.

They leave, SY in slight shock as he is now free, to Cang Qiong. Now this can go anywhere.

I personally want SY to not be a cultivator but a librarian to the libraries of SJ's peak to help Binghe get the correct manuel but also guide him a teacher-adjacent way to him and others.

Sure, SY would have a shorter life compared to others, but I think with him trying to become a cultivator when he is an adult already would be more difficult and just not worth it.

But anyone can pick this up to something else, possible with a hibernating system until Binghe comes around? Who knows? But enjoy this random, in the moment au :D

#svsss #svsss shen yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen twins #not really?? #shen brothers #thats more of the tone #yue qingyuan #svsss au #svsss ideas #help the chokehold of older shen yuan is killimg me #please someone steal this from me before i write it >:( #but also Yue Qi deserves an older brother figure who gives him as many gray hairs as his younger one >:) #poor boy will be stressed by the mere image of these two being on the same peak #lol imagine Cumplane becoming friends and everyone going like “the librarian and the stats lord??? the fuck??” #that'll be funny #svsss shen jiu #luo binghe is going to be so confused by the two Shens #imagine you have kinda mean(less truamatised) Shen Jiu being harsh and strict #and flighty and ready to just jump away from loud noises Shen Yuan librarian who just wants to give snacks and help at any given moment #and being told they are brothers

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Thank you Harvey for having mercy on my 2 gold

#i passed put from hunger lmao #poor finn #am I making yet another farmer? #perhaps 👀 #he's very very nice #but he doesn't talk to anyone bc he's too busy searching for food to eat #except Sophia Willy and Andy #Because he starts his day forging until there's nothing left in the forest and fishes until midnight #and then heads to Sophia's to buy a sprinkler #the first time anyone in town witnessed him really was the egg festival #and by that time he was so hungry he practically sniffed out where all the eggs were #and was gnawing on them when Lewis announced him as the winner #feral farmer finn #I love him #Someone help my boy #he's so hungry all the time #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew harvey #stardew valley harvey

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #32!

Danny moves to Gotham, but instead of his ghostliness unsettling people and drawing attention to him, it’s the fact that he’s so openly nice to people.

He’s helping people in a way that most people have been too scared to do for a very long time, and people definitely take notice when nothing immediately bad happens, and he keeps up the same as he always has with no foul schemes in sight.

Danny’s handed out food to people that needed it, stepped into disputes before they even got violent, picked up strays off the streets and taken them to places they could live better, stopped various muggings single handedly, and even assisted the paramedics and evac teams during large scale disasters.

While the bats didn’t have a real reason to investigate this force of uncontained kindness, they did strike up conversations when they happened across the same trouble, and were very fond of the teenager that seemed to wander the streets at all hours.

So of course everyone notices when the unconventionally friendly kid disappears, with the evidence linking him to a shadowy branch of the government.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #batpham #danny’s just a friendly boi #he can’t not help these poor people that don’t seem to understand how to enjoy life #he’s practically got a bigger cult following than batman #just a dude doing some good #gotham was finally starting to recover just a little #and people were getting back on their feet with a new reason to do good themselves #and then someone decides to kidnap the goodness? #hell naw #gotham going to war #if the bats don’t do something then half the city is gonna march on the government

[theaceofarrows]

Toh spoilers⬇

#the owl house #the owl house season 3 #toh spoilers #toh hunter #toh flapjack #SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MY POOR BOY!! #thanks to them

[solavonn]

Tom’s just trying his best

#hp fanart #tom riddle #please someone help this poor boy #vonn doodles

[itsjustnothingafterthis]

me two weeks ago: man, I'm really running out of podcasts to listen to. maybe I'll finally try out the magnus archives.

me now: I will not listen to ep 120 bc I'm pretty sure they are going to kill Elias and I *refuse* to lose that freak.

#the magnus archives #tma podcast #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #im also so concered about tim someone help that poor boy

[stars-that-pass]

Xaden “I’m so fucking tired” Riorson and Violet “And I’ll do it again” Sorrengail

#fourth wing #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #tairn and sgaeyl #poor boy is so stressed #someone help #as an angry short person I identify with violet

[betterthanbatman1]

I am once again losing my mind over these panels

#SOMEONE HELP HIM #my poor boy #my boy #my heart can’t handle this #Going feral waiting for the next issue where the batfamily actually help him #here’s to hoping #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #fuck you batman #queued #Edited tag: I found out that Jason does get out of the situation but is not saved by the family so… yeah.

[kettledemon]

When I read a canon-divergent fic where Wei Wuxian doesn’t die at the burial mounds I can’t help but think about how Wen Ning is just sitting there in the Jin dungeons. Like wangxian will be making out/talking about their feelings or whatever but Wen Ning is just sitting there, alone. And it’s not like Wei wuxian can even come and get him cause he doesn’t even know Wen Ning is “alive”-

#mdzs #mxtx #wei wuixan #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #wen ning #someone please help my poor son #he’s just a baby boy

[fyeaheddiemunson]

#someone help the poor boy #joseph quinn #joe quinn #jq #🥺🥺pls protect him at all costs

[blind0raven]

Idk why, but Kalim being the judge alongside Lilia and Deuce is just funny

Someone help him

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #culinary crucible #The pursuit of eggcellence #deuce spade #lilia vanrouge #kalim al asim #Someone save kalim #This the one time kalim has to have the braincell and it involves a bad combo of food and lilia being a fellow judge #This poor boy #Also deuce just happy to be eating eggs he ain't helping much

[1rabong]

Amidst the seas of red

From @lara60 ‘s fic Dark Matter

Iryo chill

#cw gore #cw blood #someone help our poor boi #Boros is just having the worst day of his life #guys go read this fic it’s amazing #we get to see Boros before he was all big and strong #we get to see him roll down a metaphorical and literal hill of pain #it’s great #dark matter #opm #one punch man #boros #lord boros #fanfic #art #my art #fanart