#source: andromeda

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

The Fudd: Tywants have been known to be eccentwic.

Commander X2: Not Queen Tyr'ahnee! Err, overbearing, self-righteous, vain, vicious, brutal, way too serious and a little big, but eccentric? No.

#Elmer Fudd #marvin the martian #source: andromeda

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

#source: spongebob squarepants #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #regulus black #regulus deserved better #bellatrix & regulus #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #sirius black #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #black sisters #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era quotes #incorrect marauders era #incorrect marauders #incorrect black family #black family incorrect quotes #incorrect black family quotes #black family #incorrect house of black #house of black #the most noble and ancient house of black #ancient and most noble house of black

[doorlene]

andromeda: alright, we just back the f-

bellatrix: mama didn't raise no fucking bitch. we keep going.

narcissa: no, no, mama raised a bitch. let's go.

andromeda: mama didn't raise nobody, actually - mama was absent

#source: tiktok #marauders era #the noble house of black #the black sisters #lmfao the collective mommy issues #andromeda black #narcissa black #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa malfoy #andromeda tonks #house of black #incorrect noble house of black #sirius black #regulus black #the black brothers

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Anakin: So, my room is an utter mess

Anakin: Who wants to help me clean it up?

Obi-Wan: Think I left the stove on

Plo: It’s a Kel Dor holiday

Cin: I’m making ice

Mace: Reports don’t file themselves

Ahsoka: ...

Ahsoka: Helping the Battlemaster make ice

#cin's gotta make ice for the sno cones for the padawans #Anakin Skywalker #obi wan kenobi #Plo Koon #Cin Drallig #Ahsoka Tano #Mace Windu #disaster lineage #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #tcw #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars: the expanded universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #source: mass effect andromeda

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Anger management coach: What brings you to the class?

Andromeda: Because I got into a fight with my sister’s boyfriend

Coach: Tell me about this fight, what going on?

Andromeda: He’s a douche lord so I hit him

#all the Black siblings/cousins need anger management classes #some may say that this would actually be Bellatrix #they would be wrong #andromeda handles problems the muggle way #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #hp marauders #source: keeping up with the kardashians #marauders headcanon #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #sirius black #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #regulus black #the black sisters #Andy is Khloe you can’t change my mind #lucius x narcissa #lucius malfoy

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Bloodmoon: *walking around with a kitten*

Eclipse: YOU! *rushes at bloodmoon*

Bloodmoon: *runs off because this is the first time they have seen eclipse this pissed*

Eclipse: GET BACK HERE WITH ANDROMEDA YOU ROBOTIC VAMPIRE BATS!!

🪭

Blood Moon, you can't kidnap your niece!

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf bloodmoon #fnaf andromeda #fnaf eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: 🪭 anon #not my quote #snoweyanswers #🪭 anon #tw caps

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: Andi, this is Remus. He's my boyfriend.

Andromeda: You like boys? So do I! We have so much in common!

#incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #sirius black #andromeda black #remus lupin #wolfstar #source: hazbin hotel

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Andromeda: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Teddy, helping her fix her computer: Okay, fine, right-click the hamster.

#source: twitter #incorrect quotes #andromeda tonks #teddy lupin

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Asfi: There you are. You didn’t wake me up this morning. Hermes: I tried. You said, “I’m dead. Leave me, find someone else”.

#incorrect danmachi quotes #danmachi #asfi al andromeda #hermes #source: brooklyn nine nine

[chaliceni]

Narcissa, looking at Bellatrix and Hermione: They're cute. I'd put them in a boat

Andromeda: What?

Narcissa: Isn't that what it's called? When you think people would be good together? They're on a boat?

Andromeda: You mean you ship them?

#bellatrix lestrange #narcissa malfoy #andromeda tonks #bellamione #the black sisters #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Andromeda: Ted, Sirius wants to talk to you *pointing to Sirius in the near distance*

Ted: *happily surprised* He wants to talk to me?!

Ted: *walking over to Sirius*

Hey buddy what’s-

Sirius: *angrily* stay away from my cousin

#source: friends #harry potter #marauders era #incorrect quotes #marauders #hp #sirius black #sirius #padfoot #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp era #Ted tonks #tedromeda #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #mwpp #incorrect marauders era #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect marauders #marauders blog #hp blog #Harry Potter blog #marauders era blog

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

I don't know if I'm getting the chills 'cause I'm shivering or if I'm shivering because I'm getting the chills.

Daffy Duck to Playboy Penguin

#daffy duck #playboy penguin #source: andromeda

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.

#source: idk #source: unknown #source: ??? #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #ted x andromeda #ted tonks #tedromeda #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hufflepuff #hufflepuff #incorrect hufflepuff quotes #incorrect slytherin #incorrect slytherin quotes #slytherin #incorrect black family #black family incorrect quotes #incorrect black family quotes #black family #incorrect house of black #house of black #the most noble and ancient house of black #ancient and most noble house of black #the noble and most ancient house of black

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Kingsley: I thought you were at your sister's funeral?

Andromeda: What I said was, "My sister's funeral is this weekend." I didn't say I would be there.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: the office #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #kingsley shacklebolt #andromeda tonks #bellatrix lestrange #the black sisters

[sarafangirlart]

btw Ovid does say that andromeda was a dark skinned women

Yeah, while her ethnicity and nationality is all over the place in ancient sources she’s very much not a white woman. Last time I drew her her design was based on ancient Egyptian clothing and modern-ish Ethiopian jewelry. Tho now I wanna redesign her a little and make her Afro-Palestinian since the one real location that was specified in her story if Jaffa, Palestine.

#so while I won’t be mad at ppl not drawing Andromeda black I will still side eye anyone who still draws her yt #since Ovid is a late Roman source #greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek pantheon #jaffa #there is this legend about Egypt conquering Jaffa Trojan horse style so maybe I will keep the Egyptian influences lol #princess andromeda #andromeda #cassiopeia #cepheus #Aethiopia #ancient egypt #afro palestinian

[maraudersxtonks]

Andromeda: Well, I never trusted her! Not since the day I met her.

Sirius *through gritted teeth*: She is your aunt, Andromeda! The day you met her, you were a newborn baby!

Andromeda: Exactly!

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black #andromeda tonks #source: derry girls