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incorrect-malfoys · 6 months
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Narcissa: You can’t hold a baby if your hands are covered in glue
Bellatrix, with glue on her hands: Correction. You can’t drop a baby if your hands are covered in glue
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The Force: Put yourself inside the Jedi’s mind to help them grow.
The Force: This Jedi might think:
Ahsoka: I love Plo and Kit, my two cool fathers.
The Force: And this Jedi thinks:
Anakin: I have to breathe so much right now.
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Astarion, sprawled on the floor dramatically: It’s just one of those days, you know. I’m desperately trying to get Tav to pay attention to me, but they’re very busy.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Tony: I would hate you if you weren’t so like, lovable and sweet and like a genuinely nice person. You’re very annoying.
Steve: That is a confusing compliment.
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incorrectuksies · 7 months
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spot: i would hate you if you weren’t so like, lovable and sweet and like a genuinely nice person. you’re very annoying.
katherine: that is a confusing compliment.
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Isaac: I would hate you if you weren’t so like, lovable and sweet and like a genuinely nice person. You’re very annoying. Scott: That is a confusing compliment.
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tupayapsina · 10 months
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Weiss: I would hate you if you weren't so like, lovable and sweet and like a genuinely nice person. You're very annoying
Ruby: That is a confusing compliment
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kermit-the-hag · 2 months
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Eddie: Look on the bright side.
Steve: What’s the bright side?
Eddie: I dunno, just look at it.
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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year
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Wanda: You can’t hold a baby if your hands are covered in glue.
Nat, with glue on her hands: Correction. You can’t drop a baby if your hands are covered in glue.
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hunter-incorrect · 2 years
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Hunter: I would hate you if you weren’t so like, lovable and funny and sweet and like a genuinely nice person. You’re very annoying
Y/N: That is a confusing compliment
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Kalen: I would hate you if you weren’t so like, lovable and sweet and like a genuinely nice person. You’re very annoying.
Tea: That is a confusing compliment.
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Lucius: You can tell a lot by a woman's hands
Lucius: For instance: she has hooves?
Lucius: Centaur
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release-the-mccracken · 6 months
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Gabe: Dear, God. It's me, Gabe. William: And Bill! Gabe: No. Do not get in my prayer.
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Claire: Leon, why did you order this?
Leon: Because ordering makes me feel something.
Claire: That's too much honesty for right now.
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Yoshimo: See? I lied to you without even opening my mouth. I’m talented.
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incorrectuksies · 2 months
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spot: you're already stressing me out!!
jack: i'm literally just standing here.
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