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saintchaser · 2 years

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the prewett twins, the marauders, marlene mckinnon, the weasley twins, the golden trio, teddy lupin, and the next gen kids: *breathes*

minerva mcgonagall: they don't pay me enough for this job

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moonytoastx · 4 months

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Teddy, trying to open a pickle jar: "FUCKING SHIT LID!"

Sirius: "I wonder where he got that from."

Remus: "The fucking fridge."

Sirius:

#marauders era #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #incorrect quotes #james & peter & remus & sirius #moony x padfoot #wolfstar #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #dorlene #jegulus #teddy lupin

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y0url0verb0y · 9 months

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Regulus: James...where's Harry?!

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Regulus: JAMES!?

Sirius *whispering:* play dumb

James: Who's James?

Sirius *whisper yelling*: not that dumb!

James: if it makes you feel any better Sirius doesn't have Teddy either...

Regulus: Why would that make me feel any better?!?!

-meanwhile, Harry and Teddy jumping on the neighbor's trampoline while they're out of town-

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #marauders harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #jegulus raising harry #jegulus incorrect quotes #harry potter #teddy lupin #wolfstar raising teddy #sirius and james #regulus is so done #james and sirius are idiots #but i love them

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the-sun-is-also-a-star · 24 days

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pt. 4 of the wolfstar raising teddy gc

teddy : i can not get water nor clean cause ziggy has decided to sleep on my leg

remus : too bad. bed time.

teddy : too bed. bad time.

remus : i

sirius : i snorted outloud actually

sirius : okay sleepy time ted

@oddbrainedtboy @remuslupininskirts

#also wolfstar are 100% those parents to say “idc if you haven't completed your chores go to BED”#ziggy is their cat btw #named after ziggy stardust ofc #this was not made up by me this is actually teddies cats name #we all love him dearly #harry potter #hp #gryffindor #wolfstar #the marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #hogwarts #teddy lupin #wolfstar raising teddy #wolfstar incorrect quotes #hp incorrect quotes #james potter #peter pettigrew

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crackishincorrecthp · 11 months

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*Andromeda, Harry and Draco manage to lose Teddy in a muggle store* Harry, to a employee: Excuse me, can I use the store's microphone for a second? We just lost my godson and I think I know how we can find him Employee: Uh...Okay, I guess... Harry: Thank you Draco: Harry, what the fuck are you doing? Andromeda: Are you sure that this is gonna work? Harry: I'm sure, Andy. And I guess you'll see Dray Harry, on the microphone: Edward Remus Lupin, if you come and find us now, I promise we'll take you to that wolf sanctuary you wanted to visit Harry, off the mic: See? It'll work. Teddy, running to them: LET'S GO NOW!

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #draco malfoy #draco lucius malfoy #andromeda black tonks #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #teddy lupin #edward remus lupin #edward lupin #incorrect drarry quotes

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Teddy & Victoire are at an amusement park in Diagon Alley and witness a murder in the haunted house] Teddy: Are you kidding me right now, Dawlish? Teddy: I report that a man is strangled to death here, then a dead guy shows up with marks on his neck, and you won’t believe that it’s murder. Dawlish: Fine. It’s under consideration. Teddy: We have a bona fide Scooby Doo case that has fallen into our laps. Teddy: Dead guy, haunted house, amusement park. Teddy: Vic, say zoinks. Victoire: I’m not saying zoinks. Teddy: Then say jinkies. Victoire: Jinkies.

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themostincorrecthouseofblack · 6 months

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Andromeda: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Teddy, helping her fix her computer: Okay, fine, right-click the hamster.

#source: twitter #incorrect quotes #andromeda tonks #teddy lupin

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50044w44s · 7 months

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Teddy Lupin definitely created a Harry Potter and friends incorrect quotes account on tumblr and he's under some random fake name posting shit Harry actually said.

#harry potter #headcanon #teddy lupin #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 1 year

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James: Harry! What’s the square root of 64?

4 yo Harry: 8!

Sirius: hey Harry, what’s the square root of this potato?

Harry: 8!

Sirius: congratulations, you have a parrot.

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oxydiane · 2 years

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albus: dad there’s something i need to tell you… i like boys

harry: oh me too

albus: ?

james: well that makes the three of us what the hell

teddy: anybody in this house likes pussy?

lily: [slowly raises hand]

#i imagined this and couldn’t stop laughing #ginny is away in some championship here ok #the bi who lived #harry potter #james potter #james sirius potter #albus potter #albus severus potter #lily luna potter #lily potter #teddy lupin #teddy remus lupin #next generation #harry potter next gen headcanon #headcanon #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes

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wylanlupin · 4 months

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After the battle of Hogwarts

Narcissa: *visiting Andromeda for the first time in years*

Andromeda: *sitting with Teddy in her arms*

Narcissa: how are you doing?

Andromeda: why are you here? What do you want?

Narcissa: we all lost so so many and I regret so so much, but my biggest regret is, that I lost you. We can’t bring the others back, but I want you back.

Narcissa: Andy I missed you so much. I love you.

Andromeda: I wrote you, for years. Why are you here now?

Narciss: I was scared

Andromeda: Everyone I ever loved, everything I fought for, everyone I sacrificed everything for is gone! They‘re all dead!

Narciss: I lost everyone too. I- I lost the love of my life.

Andromeda: I know. Bella took her from you. But she also took my husband, my daughter and Sirius. She took them all! And all those years, you were on HER side!

Narcissa: I am so sorry. If I could change it, I would.

Andromeda: No. no you wouldn’t, you would do the same again. You‘re smart Cissa, but you‘re so so selfish. Please go.

Narcissa: Andy please-

Andromeda: Go.

#the noble and most ancient house of black #narcissa black #andromeda black #black sisters #bellatrix black #black family #harry potter #battle of hogwarts #second wizarding war #teddy lupin #angst #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes

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incorrecttonks · 1 year

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Tonks: You’re lucky you’re cute. Otherwise, we would’ve sold you to a freak show by now.

Teddy, age 4: What’s a freak show?

Tonks: it’s like our family, except people pay to see it.

#source: the amazing world of gumball #tonks #incorrect tonks #nymphadora tonks #incorrect nymphadora tonks #teddy lupin #harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes

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hustlingrube · 1 year

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3yo Teddy: Aunty Bewwa, you licked a puss.

Bellatrix: Excuse me?

3yo Teddy: You licked a puss.

Bellatrix: …

3yo Teddy, handing Bellatrix a candle jar: …

Hermione, without putting her book down: Eucalyptus.

#bellatrixlestrange #bellatrix black #hermione granger #bellamione #bellatrix x hermione #incorrect bellamione #incorrect quotes #teddy lupin

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the-sun-is-also-a-star · 24 days

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i have realized that i am in a gc with a sirius black kin (me), a remus lupin kin (@remuslupininskirts) and another, younger remus luoin kin that we call our son, named teddie (@oddbrainedtboy)

do yk what this means. this means biblically accurate wolfstar raising teddie quotes.

#its even funnier bc rem called teddie their son first #timeline is accurate too #expect. so many incorrect quotes from me #harry potter #hp #gryffindor #wolfstar #the marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #hogwarts #teddy lupin #wolfstar raising teddy #james potter #peter pettigrew

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crackishincorrecthp · 3 hours

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Draco: Where are my fucking keys? Harry: Draco, Teddy is around, can you say it a little nicer? Draco: Draco: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect drarry quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #draco malfoy #draco lucius malfoy #teddy lupin #edward remus lupin #edward lupin

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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year

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[Exam season at Hogwarts] Teddy: You've given me hope. Victoire, tired as all hell: Hope is great, but we need caffeine.

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