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lazycranberrydoodles · 4 months

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sibling bonding moment!

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spartanlocke · 2 months

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every time i say tumblr staff (and tumblr itself let's be real) made social media worse by never punishing harassment, allowing people to get comfortable pushing cancel and callout culture so they could harass and dehumanize anyone (especially minorities) they want without ever having to worry about consequences, an attitude they brought with them to other websites like tiktok and twitter after the 2018 porn ban....

This is what I'm talking about. tumblr staff doesn't give a shit if you're stalked and harassed, but if you're a trans woman posting selfies? instant ban.

tumblr staff has NEVER done anything to protect its users, but now they're actively participating in doing the harm.

#jem blogs #tumblr #staff #transphobia #social media #and if all that shit isn't annoying enough i now have to constantly hear about how tumblr Is The Only Good Website Now™#like no the FUCK it's not #tumblr's been harassing people for fucking ages and now staff is *openly* jumping in on it too #stop trying to revisionize tumblr into your perfect uwu website and acknowledge the bullshit going on right now #and no i'm not saying tumblr invented callout culture obviously the act of digging up dirt on someone to punish them is nothing new #i just say that on the internet? i have pretty good reason to belive tumblr's been doing that longer and more actively than other websites #john green and xkit guy being two of the oldest examples of people being accused of being predators/pedos with no evidence #and having to leave the website to protect themselves

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itstimeforstarwars · 7 months

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1) Coruscant is built with buildings upon buildings upon buildings, so high that a lot of people have never seen sunlight in their life

2) there is absolutely no way that Coruscant’s building codes would allow that shit to be anything less than fireproof, especially the further down you go.

3) as seen by the lack of safety railings in high places, and the lack of covers on vats of acid or smelting equipment, and the fact that they freely brought space godzilla into the heart of fucking Coruscant...citizen and worker safety is generally not a big concern in the gffa

Conclusion: there is soooo much space asbestos in Coruscanti buildings, especially in the lower levels. Space mesothelioma must be a fucking epidemic among Coruscanti construction workers.

#chit chat #sorry just thinking about workers rights in star wars again #this post brought to you by #star wars being invented in the 70s

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silvermoon424 · 5 months

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*upon someone mentioning the laws of thermodynamics or entropy to me* Ah yes, I have also seen Puella Magi Madoka Magica

#madoka invented the concept of entropy #don't bother looking it up I'm right #pmmm #madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #entropy #thermodynamics #funny

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whamss · 3 months

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"Making Rosemary tea drinking lesbians is bad" says Internet User, but not because it strips them of their characterization and turns them into carbon copies of each other, destined to sit in the background while other characters (men) have character arcs around them, but because they aren't Silly Enough. No no, we don't need to flesh them out, we just need to turn them from Wise Lesbian Couple to Comedic Relief. This will fix everything wrong with fandom depictions of them. *Wipes sweat from forehead* Woo! Being a feminist is so tough!

#talk tag #homestuck #if you cant tell im starting to have feelings #obligatory ofc its okay to write rosemary being funni but man is it exhausting when the bare minimum or rosemary thought seems to be #“wait a second! rosemary arent tea drinking lesbians! theyre secretly really funny” with no thought past this #trust me i like writing them fail as much as the next person but yk these are characters right?#you know that they exist outside of each other... right!?!??!#rosemary #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #recent developments in fandom have managed to invent a whole new flavor of rosemary for me to hate #that accidentally perpetuates all of the issues w them that people have been pointing out for years #anyways i miss them

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brother-emperors · 25 days

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The great general remained, and then saw a wonderful vision clearly shown him by the very God of the universe himself. In it he seemed to see the divine Meletius, chief of the church of the Antiochenes, investing him with an imperial robe, and covering his head with an imperial crown. The morning after the night in which he had seen the vision he told it to one of his intimate friends, who pointed out that the dream was plain and had nothing obscure or ambiguous about it.

Theodoret Ecclesiastical History 5.6

wahoo! Theodosius! so a repeating phrase in the gospel of Luke is 'do not be afraid,' but specifically: I'm most immediately referencing the annunciation of the shepherds (Luke 2:10) because I used this illustration for the last panel since it. sort of. connects to Valens, Theodosius' predecessor, who went from commoner to king at the will of his older brother. HOWEVER. because of that transformation. I cannot escape the 'do not be afraid' just a chapter before (Luke 1:30) that Gabriel gives to Mary because ascension to the imperial throne is an ugly, violent, and violating transformation. and. well.

Gabriel’s Entrance and Biblical Violence in Luke’s Annunciation Narrative, Michael Pope

also in general. prophetic dreams and visions. horrifying. it never goes well for anyone.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#komiks tag #late roman empire tag #listen. you cant escape the absolute clusterfuck of bullshit that's going on with christian doctrine by this century #you might as well go ham or whatever. fucking. justinian and theodora were out there inventing my least favorite #divine justification for roman imperialism and its bad enough i have to suffer through it in renaissance literature discussions #UGH. anyway. might as well have fun with it while we still can.#thankfully i have no intention on going any farther than theodosius. so i can #ANYWAY #If you want to play 5-D chess I’ve also done something funky with theodosius’ gender by associating his future emperor status #with a birth narrative but that’s about as far as I’ve gone with that particular thought because there is a cassius #situation parallel I need to untangle right fucking now

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mimi-0007 · 9 months

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Sarah Boone (née Sarah Marshall; 1832 – 1904) was an African-American inventor. On April 26, 1892, she obtained United States patent number 473,563 for her improvements to the ironing board. Boone's ironing board was designed to improve the quality of ironing the sleeves and bodies of women's garments. The ironing board was very narrow, curved, and made of wood. The shape and structure allowed it to fit a sleeve and it was reversible, so one could iron both sides of the sleeve.

#sarah boone #black history #american history #black pride #world history #black history month #black lives matter #invented #patent #inventor #ironing boards #black tumblr #black literature #black excellence #black community #black history is american history #civil rights #black girl magic

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mcromwell · 2 months

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"She" & "He" 2023 Me, my work, and this blog support trans people and does not abide by the bullying and systematic oppression of trans people by figures of authority.

#trans rights #trans rights are human rights #we invented gender so we can reinvent it too #looking at you matthew #I see you harassing kids on twitter you absolute fool

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otrtbs · 3 months

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19th century paris opera house ballet dancer regulus and exceedingly wealthy frequent patron of the opera house james potter when ????

#WHEN?#apparently. when they invent a machine that can suck the story right out of my head and onto paper

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clonehub · 2 months

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#ch posts #star wars #the bad batch #commander wolffe #captain rex #bad batch spoilers #tbb #shit post #is this my first shit post as an image? probably #wolffe #rex #for anyone confused this is just my headcanon #rex has boring loser fashion and wolffe invented high fashion #EDIT: how many times will i adjust these goddamn images AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH #EDIT 2: kms how many times do i fuck this up before i get it right......

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apollos-boyfriend · 5 months

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as a guy who is soso normal about time loops, i have to wonder if the dream smp’s loop had constants. set points in time that would happen no matter what. and i don’t even mean the big events, like lmanberg’s destruction or the disc conflict. i mean the smaller, less narratively impactful things that just hammer home the humanity of it all.

foolish will always lose his mind over a chandelier. the bank will never be finished in time before the loop begins anew. love will always be found. an among us bunker will always be built. michael will always be adopted. the church of prime will always be founded. wilbur will always fuck a fish. love will always be found. niki will always open a bakery. michael will always host a radio show. you </3 little penis will always appear in the sky, in one way or another. love will always be found.

#icarus speaks #icarus hcs #u guys can tell i’m so normal about this right #also here’s some ACTUAL things i think are concrete in the loops:#the egg will always be discovered #and the eggpire will always rise (although never with quite the same cast nor the same degree and success)#karl will always become a time traveler #tubbo will always invent nuclear weapons and/or power #i also think hannah will always make a grace for boomer but that’s not as big in the scheme of things

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starcurtain · 3 months

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Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:

Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:

✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)

✅️ Part-time side hustle

✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)

✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead

✅️ Liyue flourishing

✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband

#genshin impact #genshin impact shitpost #zhongli #childe #tartaglia #zhongchi #tartali #listen I don't understand how the fandom couldn't settle on #chili #as the ship name #PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY #(but I'm right though).#Other adepti's retirement plans:#meditation #inventing #cloud gazing #contemplation of nature's virtues #Rex Lapis' retirement plan:#Cause the biggest fucking commotion #throw myself the sickest retirement party #find the one (1) boy in Liyue Cloud Retainer would NOT approve of #whirlwind romance with a sexy young abyss-corrupted enemy of the state #Neuvillette voice: He blew up our courtroom???#Zhongli voice: *happy sigh* That rascal.#OKAY BUT BEING SERIOUS #What I actually mean is that I love Zhongli/Childe fics and art #that recognize that Zhongli had lost his sense of purpose #and begun to question whether his existence was even needed anymore #and Childe is so full of the will to live no matter what #to keep growing and improving just for the wild joy and sake of existence itself

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abnomi · 4 months

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fell in love with him the second he came on screen like HAAYYYY HAAYYYYYYYYY👋👋👋

#chicken run #dr fry #he is lovely what more is there to say #i think its rather humorous how hes a big villain in the movie #when he invented probably the most humane way to process chickens #hes interesting thats for sure #my art #i like being a normal person #i could treat him right btw #HES SO STIMMY I CANT HANDLE IT #he isnt only just stimming at this point he is The Stimulus itself #theatre kid number uhhhh idk like 3 ive hyperfixated on. who is the third? idk #neurodivegent

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dozydawn · 1 year

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Cosmopolitan, January 1974. Photographed by Bill King.

“Make a strong statement. Frame your back with this year’s most dramatic scoop. Chichi in a clinging dress with pointed mediaeval sleeves—by John Bates for Jean Varon.”

#no one thinks mcqueen invented the bumster right #john bates #fashion #1974 #1970s #bill king #jean varon

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theghooligan · 5 months

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rindou’s feral little meow meow ass before souya knocked him tf out:

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saayatsumu · 2 years

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this is mostly just music club sorry (i’m lying, i am Not sorry)

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