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earlgodwin · 6 months

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“…In jealousy there is more of self-love than of love to another.” — François de La Rochefoucauld, The Moral Maxims and Reflections.

#these two smh #i'm so normal about them #cesare outshining juan by every turn yet juan didn't hate him for it because like i said he doesn't care #juan wanting a close bond with him but he was too afraid of being rejected by him #like his tragedy is that he always terrified he's on the outside #and that makes him act out in resentment and jealousy #now don't let me speak on cesare's jealousy which is fucking irritatinggggg #like oh no your dad gave your younger brother a position that he's incompetent in so let's direct all the anger on the brother #and not the father who actually bestowed him with it and set him up to fail *yawns*#anyway i miss these unhinged bros #juan and cesare #juan borgia #cesare borgia #david oakes #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #tvedit #francois arnaud #by jen

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ingolds · 2 years

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@indeath : ‘ i just want to take you for a walk ! ’

there’s no doubt that nour means it as a joke. it’s one that’d be cause for offense from anyone else, but from nour, it’s a gentle barb, a tease that theo’s grown accustomed to. he’s already got a leash in his hands, a black, understated piece, and it looks good against the muted tan of his skin, crisp lines and shining silver. it remains to be seen how serious nour is about the offer, his expression intangible as mist, but theo’s learned not to underestimate him. surely he expects theo to brush it off, water over his back, and come up with some kind of disapproving remark about vampires, or a jest about bats, or something to do with coffins. it would be the straightforward approach, the one that makes the most sense.

theo takes the bait, but certainly not in the way nour expects.

“ a walk usually involves a leash. ” theo knows nour knows this, but they tell him like he doesn’t - like it’s a sweet surprise, a bite taken out of a peach. nour’s eyes crinkle at the corners, the twin points of his fangs a tease, and theo flashes his own teeth, a grin that borders on dangerous. “ i’ll let you use that one if you ask nicely. ”

#indeath #ANSWERED.#these two smh

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spinogreen0iq · 9 months

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murder triangle, a shitpost with 4 panels

Lex and Deon TRIED talking, but they haven’t tried listening yet xDD

And ye, ik u would have neverrr expect an Otherworld comic, I also didn’t, but here we are lol

this happened thanks to some doodles in class… ye school started again :((

#procreate #digital art #oc #otherworld #MURDERTRIANGLE #comic short #comic shitpost #4 panel comic #but seriously #HAVE U TRIED TALKING #these two smh #fighting a whole ass war just cause they don’t listen to each other #and cause Deon is one powerhungry mf lol #oc stuff

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elf-punk · 2 months

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Jessica spending half the movie scheming with her unborn fetus is the feminist revival Hollywood needed

#dune part two #dune 2 #rebecca ferguson #timothée chalamet #lady jessica #dune #paul atreides #alia atreides #feel the need to disclaim that this post is a JOKE #yes colonialism is bad #No I don’t actually think Jessica is a feminist icon #Smh

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wardingshout · 4 months

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Zelda goes mushroom girl

#tloz #a link to the past #zelda #link #my art #I was happy with that first one but for some reason decided it still needed a companion piece so I spent way too long on that second one...#I don't think there was any time during the progress where I was happy with it but hfduhdfu at least I got to Attempt drawing moss hell yea #I also at some point sat in Pyu's art stream and said I enjoy drawing legs As I was being murdered by the infamously impossibe (imo) squat.#it's ok I had fun !! but I need to learn how to let doodles be doodles or I'll never finish stuff at this rate dfsuhfd #if everything in my tloz tag looks like it was drawn by different people uuuh 2023 was art crisis year ngl......#I'm falling back into my old ways rn though #anyway I think about these two a lot I think they're both stone faced and awkward ppl in different ways but they try rly hard to be friends #like I like to think it starts out so incredibly awkward and a bit sad bc they keep stepping over each other's toes accidentally the harder #they try but idk they find comfy middle ground idk in my brain they have a very interesting friendship I wanna get around to drawing it #in a proper way that might make sense....#if I don't write 200 tags I will die maybe it's bc I grew up on dA or smth #and yes I know how to find 1 (one) type of mushroom /I/ am not mushroom girl unfortunately smh

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goofily-moved · 1 year

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“ i can't talk about it. not tonight. “ / romeo 💖

prompt!

Romeo sighs, far too used to Harry's avoidant tendencies at this point. He takes no offense to it. Well, maybe a little bit... it stings every time Romeo feels like he's being brushed off, ( reminds him too much of his distant mother, ) but he doesn't show it. If he wants whatever it is that's between them to work, he has to be fine with the mystery in Harry's life. ❛❛ It's fine, man. ❜❜ He says, with a shrug of his shoulder, casting his gaze elsewhere as he takes a long drag from his cigarette, thick lashes downcast on his freckled cheeks. ❛❛ We don't have to talk about it. ❜❜ His eyes flicker back up, and as he exhales a cloud of smoke toward the ceiling, he steps closer. ❛❛ We don't have to talk about anything tonight. ❜❜ Romeo adds, a touch huskier, knowing Harry needs a distraction of some kind, which Romeo is more than willing to provide.

#these two smh #i missed them but geez ASDKAJDAS #the angsttttt #answered.#interactions: romeo blake.#smoking tw #suggestive tw

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ectonurites · 3 months

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happy valentines day y'all

#conner kent #kon el #superboy #tim drake #robin #red robin #timkon #dc #dc comics #young justice 2019 #sam draws shit #been a whole YEAR since the last time i did art of just the two of them together smh. off my game #if ur ever wondering 'does sam still like timkon' of course i do im just both A) picky about what content i like with them/how i like them #portrayed and B) often distracted/into other things too

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theluckiestlb · 10 months

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girl...WHEN??? WHERE????

what are you talking about???? when you kept him isolated for 14 years??? when you robbed him of bodily autonomy???? when you exposed him to his mother's corpse to akumatize him, TWICE????

wait, wait—OH you mean when he was terrified for his life, literally begging you to stop after you beat him up. my bad.

no? OH, you mean when you forced him to leave the country and the love of his life.

Huh.

#ml #miraculous ladybug #the math is not mathing #i'm sorry for the salt but this unacceptable I am BIG MAD #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug spoilers #ml recreation #ml recreation spoilers #nothing says love like a deprivation chamber #AND SHAME ON MARINETTE FOR DECIDING WHETHER ADRIEN SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH OR NOT #STOP!! ROBBING!! HIM!! OF !! DECISIONS!!!#literally a mar stan till I die but smh at the writers #TWO WEEKS OF PANCAKE DON'T ERASE A LIFETIME OF ABUSE #ZAG DO BETTER #'the good father i tried to be' girl you are DELULU

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doydoune · 5 months

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he'll never learn

#(in miles' voice) wright have you heard about this brand new technology called an ORGANIZER #it happens every time they leave the courtoom #those two dumb lawyers smh #dounart #ace attorney #aa #ace attorney fanart #aa fanart #pheonix wright #miles edgeworth #art #fanart #narumitsu #if you squint #wrightworth

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insignificantfailure · 6 months

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Are you normal or does the slightest criticism make you feel like throwing up, makes you sweat uncontrollably and your face feel like it's burning?

#anxienty #embarrassing #i wish i could control myself #because this is truly ridiculously embarrassing #reacting like this from two slightly mean comments smh #mental health #actually mentally ill #mentally tired #vent #venting #personal #personal blog #anxi4ty #anxitey #trauma #childhood trauma #trauma response

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littlestardescendants · 5 months

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Obey Me! MC: Ugh get your balls out of your purses and do something stop bitching to me about your problems.

What in Hell is Bad! MC: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY WE'RE IN PUBLIC

#what in hell is bad #whb #what in hell is bad mc #whb mc #obey me #obey me nightbringer #OM #OMNB #obey me MC #Literally two different worlds smh.

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emmyrosee · 6 months

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"Baby, have you seen my lip balm?"

Koutarou’s voice carries down the hall from the bathroom, and it makes you chuckle slightly as your thumbs don’t pause their scrolling. His words of slight panic have you not even a little surprised as you ignore them.

He’s always. Losing. Something. You’ve lost count of how many lip balms you’ve gotten him. The pairs of socks that end up scattered in the most obscure places. The phone chargers that are left randomly could power the entire city.

And while you’re not necessarily fed up with it, it definitely happens more than it should, and you’re not sure how to keep things from getting lost in his grasp and out of his sight.

With a sigh, you get up and make your way down the hall, grabbing your own lip balm and opening the bathroom door. The room is turned upside down, cabinets opened and flipped inside out, there’s stuff everywhere, and sure enough, no lip balm.

“Koutarou,” you scold, fake in your tone but serious enough to make him whine. You take out your own lip balm to rub it in just slightly.

“It was an accident!”

“Where was the last time you had it?”

“When I went to practice.”

“….okay. Which day of practice?”

“I’m not sure,” he whines.

“Koutarou.”

“Don’t say my name like that!” He whines. “I swear this one was supposed to be the last one! God, baby, this is killing me, I’m so sorry-“

Your hands move up to ungracefully cup his cheeks, pulling him down towards you with no real effort from him, given his surprise. With that, you offer him a big, noisy kiss, which he returns excitedly. Your lips press together, parting slightly to tease before pushing back again.

You hear him hum happily, trying to connect the kiss more before you gently push him away, sending him off with scarlet cheeks and a slightly glossy pout and a dopey look on his face.

“One more. I will buy you one more,” you say firmly, patting him on the chest before stalking away from him and leaving him in shock.

“Or you could do that!” He yelps. “Kissing me works just as good!”

“That won’t help you learn your lesson!”

He calls a quick “i won’t need a lesson!” after you, but you just chuckle and shake your head, picking up your phone to order a few extra chapsticks to scatter around the house.

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bakakween · 19 days

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THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!!

i thought a lil dtiys challenge would be cute 👉🏾👈🏾

also should i start posting speedpaints???

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third-eye-closed · 27 days

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forget hawkeye, forget beej. Captain Tuttle is the real dreamboat of MASH i mean look at him:

#mash #captain jonathan tuttle #i wanted to post this in the thirst channel of the server but im two days late for april fools smh

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turtleblogatlast · 4 months

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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’#Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’#meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’#he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no)#in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

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stcllariis-a · 2 years

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@celestibound asked: “ Hey, Ae.~ Want to try some Mondstadt chocolate specialty? ” They hummed, bounding over towards the Traveler with a wide grin spread across their face. “ C’mon! It’s really good stuff! I had a batch specially made for you today, as celebration of your birthday. ” Unraveling a truffle from its confines within the box, the bard picked one up with but delicate care. “ Say ahh~ ” Then . . . they plopped it into their own mouth! A cheeky, mischievous grin as cheeks began to bloom in soft shades of pink. However, before Aether could protest, Venti pressed their lips against his — melted chocolate transferring from their mouth to his all the while during the kiss.

Shifting backwards, they let out a hearty laugh before pressing their forehead against their lovers. “ Happy birthday, Aether. If you liked the taste, there is a whole box more where that came from. ”

aether watches in contentment from his seat under the windrise tree as venti bounds around, raising his eyebrows in surprise as the other comes closer, touting on about chocolate and how they’re specialty made. just as he opens his lips to lean forward and take the sweet treat, his lover pops into their own mouth, a shit eating grin on their lips. the traveler sighs, so typical of venti to do something like this-- when the bard leans forward and melds their mouths together. aether is so surprised that he reaches up to grip the cape, lips easily parting for the other’s tongue, a moan as the sweetest chocolate melts on his tongue.

when venti finally pulls away, aether is dazed, blinking honey eyes in order to get ahold of himself again. he glances at his lover and licks his lips, noticing the mischievous and satisfied look on their face. “only if you share them with me like that again,” he replies, slightly breathless

birthday asks!

#celestibound #⋘ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ғɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴀs ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ {celestibound : barbatos}#𝕧: 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 {main v}#these two smh

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