#this is personal!! bitch!!

[citrine-elephant]

leon kennedy, but when his trauma response is triggered, he becomes a huge fuckin bitch

#vent #this is personal!! bitch!! #this also seems in character despite my projection #in 6 he just feels standoffish enough that he would bite someone if they pushed his buttons a lil too hard #shitposting through the pain #you know when you're stressed out enough to feel like if anyone touches you or has the wrong pitch in their voice #you just feel like you're gonna snap and go hermit mode for 5 years? #this is still kinda “”“nice”“” simply because being in the mindset already means inspo. easier time drawing from the source since it's #already there #leon in 6 feels like he's gonna get his belt loop caught in a door and have a fuckin breakdown #punches something and then starts crying

[asthevermincrawls]

who else up garging they goyle

#a.txt #this is a PERSONAL message to people who use the fyp: gargle my balls bitch #30k

[state-of-franklin]

Hey hello everybody we missed something from Dad beat Dad

After he says “wretch” his ears and hair get fluffier/more frazzled

His coat becomes longer and more cut up

Dude his body behavior got me fucked UPPPP this man is RUINED by his deal and cannot cope

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel theory #low key also feels like he’s yelling at himself as much as he is husk #like here’s a personal reminder bitch #don’t be one

[purpleminte]

Not me getting secondhand anxiety looking at the absolute chaos of this hypothetical discord user’s life based on these messages-

This person is apparently

• Travelling internationally likely very soon

• Currently having homework for an active biology class

• At least somewhat present in the moderation of a server

• Actively involved in competitive sports

• Has an engagement or event currently planned (that is understandably being ignored)

Maybe I’m lazy or something but this is enough to make me curl up and die

#random #thinky thoughts #discord #seriously this person is doing more in an afternoon than I get done in a month #sorry I’m an indoor cat #adhd is a bitch #I’m gonna go get exhausted thinking about these things

[melandrops]

the key to enjoying the magnus archives is understanding that every single person is a bitch. name a character and i can tell you right now they have the most petty bitchy tendencies. you have to understand that all of these characters are absolutely insufferable bitches and there's nothing any of us can do except say slay king live your truth. they served cunt and if innocents died along the way that's none of my business thank you

#whether youre an avatar of a fear #or....an avatar of a fear with slightly more of a moral compass #youre a bitch #i think sasha is the only person that isnt a bitch #but i think if she'd had more screen time #we would have seen her true side #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #basira hussain #melanie king #georgie barker #tim stoker #daisy tonner #elias bouchard #peter lukas #simon fairchild

[bixels]

They're the same character.

#mlp #sunset shimmer #splatoon #captain 3 #resting bitch face ✅ #big funny hat ✅ #long hair with gradient ✅ #shadows over half lidded eyes ✅ #big heavy cloak/cape ✅ #stoic and quiet yet awkward personality ✅ #badass with a gun ✅ #years of fighting experience ✅ #gay ✅ #the only big difference is sunset isn't a girlfail loser like my captain 3 #sunset wouldn't humiliate herself in front of thea #my art #fanart

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

james potter’s OG Hoes™️ (some of them ain’t loyal)

close ups and the sketch bc i like it a lot:

#peter was 100% drunk #he’s the type of guy that becomes another person when alcohol gets in his system #drunk peter is like sober sirius on a good day (chaos-wise) #remus was watching them like #look at these idiots…i love them #twin bitches twin bitches twin bitches hopping off a jet skiiiii #istg if the quality is shit i’m hitting tumblr w a stick #marauders era #marauders #james potter #james fleamont potter #sirius black #sirius orion black #peter pettigrew #prongs #padfoot #wormtail #fanart

[conceiteddemon]

Been playing Tears of the Kingdom

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #zelda breath of the wild #imagine being locked into an eternal cycle with your soulmates who are basically Jesus and the Devil #and the only other person who understands being displaced in time is that lady who did it to herself so she could launch you into the sky #and build iPads and blow stuff up #I know link & Zelda and ganondorf aren’t like Immortal immortal they reincarnate #but like apparently Zelda was fighting off calamity Ganon for 100 years while Link took a nap and didn’t age a day so #I choose to believe these bitches are immortal

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.

you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE

#i lied the one reason to make a cop show is you want a mafia show and the cops are currently by far the most powerful u.s. mafia #BUT! i cannot emphasize enough: the police have none of the aesthetics or personality of the actual mafia so why even bother #The Sopranos but in an office setting with buzzing fluorescent lighting? and half your co-workers are weekend neo-nazis? come on #no. just no #from now on i want all tv cops to be villainous side characters #but BORING villainous side characters #i like villains as much as the next queer audience member but i cannot overstate the importance of portraying cops as not just bastards #but BORING bastards #they are so boring. they are boring and hateful and also neither particularly smart nor interesting #i need to emphasize: there is NOTHING to romanticize there #i am so passionate and supportive of anti-romanticizing cops. ANTI-ROMANTICIZE THE POLICE. #the police are BORING and HATEFUL and CRUEL and BASIC AS HELL #and we should be pointing that out publicly every chance we get #the police are BORING BASIC BITCHES and mocking them publically is a patriotic service

[zutarawasrobbed]

Why Zuko didn’t tell the Gaang about his scar

There’s been wide speculation for years about why Zuko didn’t tell the Gaang about how he got his scar in the series. The consensus is that they didn’t have time, which is strange because the answer is rather obvious.

If Katara found out, she’d go out of her way to kill Ozai herself, and her next field trip with Zuko would be to the Fire Nation castle on a full moon to crush Ozai’s heart in his chest with her bloodbending.

But that would completely negate the need for Aang to restore balance and learn energy bending in the finale to avoid killing Ozai.

#Katara: we have to defeat the Fire lord. he’s the worst #Zuko: yeah. when he burned me- #Katara: I’m sorry. he did what? #the speed in which Katara would yip yip to caldera would be expeditious #Katara is the head of the team kill Ozai fan club. #I was personally team kill that bitch Ozai #also it would probably lead to Zutara #so the creators wouldn’t let that happen #zuko #katara #avatar the last airbender

[bruciemilf]

"Oh har har Gotham is terrible to Joker and that's why he acts the way he does," Gotham worships a hot topic furry with the mental stability of a soggy cracker and thinks a 10 year old vigilante is perfectly normal

#like im.sorry but what the fuck possesses dc writers to depict joker as a biproduct of an intolerant community #that he constantly harms and abuses and generally worsens by just standing there #am i supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont #me personally i think it'd be hilarious if they refused to indulge his pariah complex #collectively they all agree to stop reacting to his antics. oh you're gonna blow up the bank?? haha you prankster #you're gonna kidnap someone and hold them hostage? here let me help you! want me to call batman for you? #hey jokie did you see the game! had a nice weekend? like literally fuck this man lmao #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #text #text post

[borgwuazie]

well, everyone. animetwt’s Twink & DILF Showdown is over, now Pathetic Man Showdown is happening (update: ended few days after i posted this!)

The poll itself is already hilarious but the FUNNIEST thing was people were wondering where Reigen was, only to scroll down further and see this

#update: james won the main poll!! #but he’s losing against reigen lmao PLS. #i believe in you james #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #arataka reigen #mine #gonna tag my personal bets too 🫡 #james pokemon #leorio #vinsmoke sanji #kakashi hitake #these bitches arent even pathetic but i want to see them win #reigen sweep

[vaguely-concerned]

there's this borderline hysterical laugh garak breaks into a couple of times during the early seasons that is so special to me. like. this man. this man is so high (constantly) and probably drunk (frequently) and he's at all times teetering on the very brink of despair that only pure spite, immense stubbornness, and getting to gaze at julian bashir's smiling face across the lunch table once a week is holding him back from tipping over. and then he has to deal with people like skrain dukat and gul toran on top of that and you can practically hear the cracks forming as he's barely holding on to whatever remains of his sanity by the skin of his teeth

#telling toran 'you've never been right about anything' in that unhinged voice is one of his best moments to me personally #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #elim garak #baby you're such good representation for us 'I'm this close to finally just fucking losing it' bitches and you mean a lot to me #garashir #honestly just take it as read that that's always in the background when I think or talk about. about anything

[atdawn]

MERLIN | 5.08 The Hollow Queen

#merlin #colin morgan #bbc merlin #merlingifs #tvedit #syfysource #userashley #ee #gifs #m #this post is dedicated to the person who reblogged my killing kind set and said 'oh he got hot?' #respectfully. do you live under a rock #it's like all those people surprised that mikeyway was handsome during the swarm tour BITCH HE'S BEEN HOT 🗣️ #anyway this is on my list of merlin moments that make me want to eat glass #508

[demigods-posts]

i'd just looooove it if we saw percy take down a monster in record time. no sword. just a blur of wind as he whips through the air. and hundred of gallons of water directly behind. because he is poseidon's kid. he is the son of the sea god. let him be one with the water. and kick ass while doing it.

#this isn't wanting to changing anything about the canon #just a personal headcanon of mine of percy just slashing thru monsters like there's no tomorrow #and his sword is just chilling in his pocket #and it's just him going full 'i'm son of poseidon😤😤' #son of the SEA god 🌊🌊 #bitch 🌊🌊 #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #powerful percy jackson

[bixels]

Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

#personal #delete later #before you ask “why're you posting on reddit bix of course you're gonna get comments like this” #it's cuz it's really low stakes and easy to just throw your art on subs for visibility #and i legitimately love getting batshit insane comments like this because they always read like a copypasta #this isn't hatemail to me this is a reason to live laugh love #like we ALL know independent_lime4943 is misogynistic and racist we don't need to discuss it we can just laugh at him #thank you independent_lime4943 your comments were immediately deleted by moderators but i was lucky enough to #catch them as an email notification. damned bastard son of a bitch