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#up and down and scream and laugh and cheer every 5 minutes is over and im never gonna get to do that again. which is awesome <3
fizzlehead · 1 year
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GODDDD i just miss being able to watch new episodes of riverdale live and have FUN with them. i remember watching the josie and the pussycats episode in my tiny single dorm room with like 5 of my friends packed onto my twin bed and when archie kissed kevin on the cheek we all ERUPTED in a screaming fit. and then a few weeks later we all did the same thing with the next to normal episode and again like when charles burst into the room singing we stood up and cheered like our sports team had just scored a touchdown or whatever. and even though i didn’t really like s6 very much it STILL had moments like these in the majority of episodes. but now every week i watch it alone in my bed on my laptop and i spend the entire time brain rottingly bored at best and genuinely upset and angry at worst. like what happened i miss riverdale!!!! :(
#i just feel nothinggggggg anymore it makes me actually want to burst into tears. riverdale nights used to be the most exciting nights of my#week and now i forget it’s even airing until like an hour before it starts. feels fucking bad man#not to keep beating a dead horse about how much i hate this season like I know I’ve made it clear. last night just really really did#something to me man. and it’s because they mentioned stonewall prep and i got SO excited because I was like ok FINALLY they’re gonna give me#a moment thag makes me stand up and yell like I used to be able to do. they’re gonna put bret on my screen and I’m gonna scream and run into#the other room to tell my sister about it and it’s gonna be fun and it’s gonna feel like how I’m used to feeling while watching this show.#but then they were like hey here’s two made up stonewall preppies who you’ve never seen or heard about before and who yoh certainly don’t#care about. that’s what you want right. and i literally think something in my brain snapped. irreparably#so now I’m just sitting here thinking about how the time of my life hen I got to watch my favorite show with my friends every week and jump#up and down and scream and laugh and cheer every 5 minutes is over and im never gonna get to do that again. which is awesome <3#this is so fucking melodramatic i know im sorry it’s just that I’ve snapped like I said. something happened last night & now im busted#but anyways. how are you guys doing#taylor xoxo
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hennyjwrites · 1 year
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Rio trapping his wife again
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Y’all already had 5 kids. All boys. You gave up a long time ago on having a little girl but Rio hadn’t. Your youngest was almost a year old and for some reason Rio thought that gave him the green light to have another.
“Christopher im gonna punch you if you don’t leave me alone.” You mumbled as he kissed on your neck. He had told you earlier that night. that he wanted to try for another baby. Your sons were spending the night with his grandma upon her request and that gave Rio the perfect opportunity.
“Gimme just one more.” He begged, sucking slightly on your sweet spot.
You tried to resist him, you really did. But a few more begs, traveling fingers, and a few more kisses, ended up with you fucking him. All night.
He was so good that by the end of the night, he had you begging for him to give you another baby.
That would end up being his routine. After you gave him the green light, He made sure to cum in at least once a day, to ensure he would get his daddy’s girl
A few months later, after getting sick every morning for over a week, and become nauseous to every smell, you went to the doctor. Even though you recognized the symptoms, surprise surprise! Your pregnant.
Of course Rio took care of you your entire pregnancy. Held your hair if you sick, massaged your feet, talked to the baby everyday. Only it wasn’t just him, it was all your sons too. They cared for you and their youngest sibling just like Rio did.
Rio felt this pregnancy was different. He just knew that you were having a baby girl. And boy was he right and wrong at the same time.
By the time you were 5 months you were as large as a house. You brought it up at your doctors appointment and weren’t you surprised.
“There’s baby number 1.” The doctor said showing you where the first baby sat. “And there’s baby number 2.” She moved the mouse over a little bit more. “And then there’s baby number 3!”
Both yours and Rios mouths dropped when she announced you were having triplets. The doctor asked did you want to know the genders and you and Rio both said yes.
“It seems that your having 3 identical girls!” Congratulations mom and dad!” The doctor cheered before giving you some privacy.
Rio stood and gave you the biggest hug and kiss in the world, with his eyes filled with tears. “You heard that beautiful? Three little girls.” He held you for what seemed like eternity in joy.
When you got home and announced it to your sons, the amount of joy that was through the house could blow the roof off. All throughout your pregnancy they all helped you pick out clothes, shoes, and toys all for their little sisters
3 months later and you went into early labor. Your labor lasted for 32 hours, with you screaming, crying, and even staying calm at some point. When you were finally able to push it took around 30 minutes to get each baby out.
Rio stood next to the bed holding his first daughter, on his right and his second daughter in his left. You held your third daughter from the bed. They looked more like you than him. They had the perfect shade of brown with your beautiful eyes, but they took his nose. Each girl was born with a head full of hair.
He couldn’t wait until they started to develop into their own person. He wanted to see would they take after you or him. It was his favorite parts of watching his babies grow up.
“Thank you.” Rio whispered. “You gave me 3 more beautiful kids. I love you more than you’ll ever know baby.” He leaned down and kissed your lips. When he pulled back he bit his lip. “2 more and we’re done.” He laughed, hoping you would agree.
You scoffed, before looking at your babies. “These 3 are going to run you down, not even including the other 5. your not gonna want anymore.”
You both laughed and waited for your sons to come and meet their new baby sisters.
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wonbadtz · 4 days
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˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚ riize + how much rizz do they have?
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ot7 x female!reader
genre: fluff, crack (?), suggestive
warnings: none!
a/n: this is the first time i'm trying something like this, enjoy <3
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shotaro ̗̀➛ 6/10
he's quite difficult to read when it comes to his rizzness. i feel like it would depend on the kind of vibe you give off to him as well. he seems shy, but if he feels comfortable around you then his game becomes a lot stronger. his rizzing game reaches its peak when he's at places he feels at ease, such as the dance studio. dancing is almost like a love language to him; if words don't work, he's willing to let his body do the talking.
eunseok ̗̀➛ 7/10
i know this rating could be higher but LISTEN; this man doesn't even have to try to rizz you up because he already has you hooked. and he knows it. with a face card like his, he wouldn't even bother trying anything with you. just one look from him, one smile, one single brushing of his fingers on your arm and you're done for. funny thing is, he knows exactly what effect he has on you just by looking at you, simply for just existing. plus his immaculate sense of humor is a huge bonus too. whatever he does — or doesn't do — you're very much whipped for him.
sungchan ̗̀➛ 5/10
listen, i love my man sungchan but he's just so awkward. even though he's super hot, he doesn't realize it and his rizz game becomes such a mess. he would make silly jokes and laugh awkwardly around you, hesitant to approach you because he just doesn't have the confidence to do so. and you don't understand why. his awkwardness makes him cute though, and paired with his toned arms and insanely ripped abs, you can see through his efforts to win you over. and he does win you over in the end.
wonbin ̗̀➛ 3/10
sorry... he's too babygirl to flirt and make the first move. he is the one who actually waits for you to make the move because he knows that if he approaches you, he's gonna make a mess. he's too scared of embarrassing himself. similar with sungchan, he suffers from extremely pretty face syndrome, yet his confidence is quite low. he would tend to laugh and giggle a lot, scratching the back of his neck every time you would make eye contact with him. he's just very very shy.
seunghan ̗̀➛ 1737284/10
don't tell me this man doesn't know how to rizz up girls, come on. the literal definition of charisma, he just knows how to talk to you, how to touch you and how to make you feel comfortable around him. he seems like the kind of guy you would meet at a club once and never forget him because he would leave such a big impression on you. he probably kissed you all night long and asked for your number afterwards, but he actually never called. this is all part of his game though, he just knows what he's doing.
sohee ̗̀➛ 9/10
this boy screams 90's heartthrob; he has the type of face and energy you would find in a male protagonist of 90's rom-coms. the only reason why i didn't give him the perfect 10/10 score is because he still needs to work a little bit on his rizzing tactics in order to unleash his full potential. you may find him very cute and adorable at first, but in reality he's very slick with the way he talks to you. he wins you over in a matter of a few minutes with his boyish grins and cheerful attitude.
anton ̗̀➛ 6/10
same as taro, i can't read through him. he's cute, tall, pretty, quiet and calm. he doesn't have to go to extremes to win you over, even though he feels like he should. this american energy he carries around makes him seem more carefree and laid-back, so even though he initially gives off awkward vibes, in reality he's far from that. he would start talking to you with pick-up lines, hoping they would work. they do work, but not in the way he thought they would; instead, you laugh at them and hit him back with a pick-up line too, which makes him giggle and open up to you more. next thing you know, you're waking down the beach with him, holding his hand.
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TAGS: @seunghancore <3
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fakeboycorrection · 1 year
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New fakeboy story! A little more preamble in this one, but I love this dynamic regardless:
Being trans and on a men's soccer team was always going to be a struggle, you knew that. You'd been working hard your whole life to get to this point, and you weren't about to be humiliated now. You'd come out to your parents as a young teen, and jumped straight into the boy's soccer team in your high school. It'd been hard, but you did your best, and made your way, eventually, onto your college's soccer team. Now, you were in the big leagues, and everything was harder. Size might not be everything in soccer, but it was crazy, just how much smaller you were than the other guys. You came in at about 5 foot 2, while all the other guys were at least six feet tall, most of them had a foot or more on you. You'd been treated as the runt of the team, teased and picked on, bench warming most games, but tonight was the night. The team captain, a big guy named Adrian, had decided to get you out on the field. You were working up a sweat immediately, struggling to keep up with the guys on the other team, sprinting up and down the field the whole time.
At the end of the game, things were all tied up. You knew your team could take them if things went into overtime, so you just had to keep the ball away from them until some of the substitutes could jump in. You had the ball, and were running it up the field, pushing with all your might to keep it out of the hands of the other time. The clock was ticking down, you were swerving left and right, dodging all their team members, when at the most important moment, you slipped and fell on the ground. A member of the other team quickly snatched up the ball, and made a sprint to your goal, shooting it in and scoring the victory. The crowd erupted into a mix of cheers and laughs, all while you lay there on the ground, trying not to cry.
You had tried so hard to be the best that you could be, but you'd failed, losing your team a critical game. You walked off and back to the locker room, trying to hide away from the angry faces of your teammates and fans, trying to get away from it all.
No one was in the locker room, and you figured you had plenty of time before anyone got back from getting yelled at by the coach, so you decided to take a quick shower to try and wash off your shame. You slipped off your uniform, covered in sweat and dirt, and then took off your binder and boxers, laying them next to your bag. You walked over, completely nude and tits now bouncing with every step, to the shower, getting in and turning the water on extra hot. You were only in there for a few minutes before you heard a door open, and the sounds of many male voices arguing.
"Ugh, that was fucking bullshit!" You heard Adrian yell as someone slammed the door shut. The whole team must've been inside. You went to reach for your towel, but realized you hadn't brought one. Not wanting to be seen, you stayed in the shower, hoping no one would come in. You were still in the closet to the whole team. Only the coach knew that you were trans.
"I know, right? It's not our fault that dumbass can't play. I still don't know how he made the team..." you heard another voice respond. You felt the embarrassment of the loss welling up in your cheeks, causing your eyes to water. "I don't know how he even made the team, the little runt..."
"Maybe he sucked off the coach?" Adrian said, and the whole room laughed. You felt your face turning red. You might not be the best, but you'd made it on the team, fair and square. "You've seen the way coach looks at him, right? Dude wants that ass. I'm gonna hit the shower, let me know if he comes in here to scream at us again, over bullshit that wasn't our fault." You heard the vitriol in Adrian's voice as he said that last line, walking towards the shower. You froze, not sure what to do or where to go. You could hear the slaps of his bare feet against the ground as he inched towards the shower, and the best thing you could think to do was turn around and hope that he'd just take one of the other spots in the room without talking to you. The communal shower wasn't very big, but you thought you could hide from him...
"Well, there you are..." You heard Adrian's voice behind you, but continued to face the wall. "Nice playing out there. Got us all screamed at by coach, and you're just hiding away in here?" You heard Adrian's clothes hit the ground as he undressed. "You're the one that deserves to be yelled at..."
"I'm s-sorry..." You tried to whimper out, hearing Adrian step into the shower fully, turning one of the other showerheads on. You heard him make a noise, almost like a growl.
"Yeah well, sorry doesn't get us to championships. Never should've taken you off the bench... You know what?" You heard him start walking towards you. You tried to make yourself as small as possible to hide from him. "You're the one who deserves a lecture, not us. Let's start with this..." He grabbed you roughly by the shoulder and spun you around.
"What the fuck..." you heard him say. You'd closed your eyes now, not wanting to see his reaction, but you knew that he was now staring at your tight, feminine body. Big tits with a little cunt to match. You felt his eyes staring into you for almost a minute, and eventually, you gave in and opened yours, looking back at him. The look on his face was a mix of confusion, anger, and... something else. Something that scared you. Before you could say anything though, he opened his mouth and shouted.
"Guys, get in here!" He yelled. Your eyes shot open fully in shock. You tried to open your mouth to say something, but were stopped by his hand, pushing against you roughly and silencing you. 7 or 8 of your teammates filed into the shower, all stripping down as they got in.
"Do we seriously have to shower together dude? Isn't that a little ga-" the one at the front started to say, before seeing you, held in place by Adrian. A chorus of voices rang out.
"What the hell?"
"Who's she?"
"Why'd you bring a girl in here?"
"Wait, is that the runt?"
You stared at them, tears threatening to pour out of your eyes. You'd always wanted to come out one day, but you wanted to come out on a good day. You wanted to be the star of the team, to show everyone that trans guys can be the best at anything they choose to be. You wanted to be MVP, then reveal your identity and see the shock and awe in their faces as they realized an FTM could be on top. Not... this. You didn't want to be the loser, who gets outted by his whole team seeing his tits in the shower.
"Boys, look what we have here..." Adrian said, giving the room a smirk that hid evil intentions behind it. "Seems the runt's been keeping a secret from his team."
"Wait, he's- or, she, I guess... Is one of those transgender girls?" One of the guys asked. You had to stop yourself from rolling your eyes at that.
"Nah she's a trans guy, like that one dude in our Bio class. Means she was born a girl." Another teammate said. The other guys looked at you and studied your body. You watched their faces as they slowly turned from curiosity to understanding, and then into a strange, primal hunger.
"I think I have a better idea of what we can do with you, as a nice little reminder of what happens to guys that keep us from making it to champs..." Adrian said, letting go of your mouth and grabbing your arms. He was so much stronger than you, you couldn't resist him at all as he picked you up and pinned you to the wall, underneath the hot, running shower.
"Wait, please!" You blurted out, finally able to speak. You felt the warm water run down your tits, streaming down and running over your cunt. Your whole body felt hot. You felt something else touch your thigh, and you thought Adrian had kneed you, until you looked down and saw what had touched you.
Adrian's cock was resting against your thigh, bigger than any you'd seen before. You weren't really interested in guys, so you hadn't studied their bodies before. But this cock was definitely bigger than any you'd noticed in person, as big as the cocks on those guys in professional porn. You started to shake with fear. "D-don't do this Adrian, please..." Adrian just smiled and leaned in, kissing you.
You felt the firmness of his lips as they pressed against yours. You tried to pull away, but he grabbed your chin and forced you to kiss him back. You felt sickened, and struggled to get away, slapping him with your newly freed hand, but one of the other guys had moved in and grabbed it, pinning you against the wall. As Adrian kissed you, biting your lip lightly, you looked around past his face and saw the other guys slowly jerking off their hard cocks. Their muscled bodies were a strong contrast to your tight yet soft body, now pinned against the warm tile of the shower. After a few moments, Adrian pulled back, letting a string of spit hang between the two of you.
"Come on, be a good girl and just enjoy this..." He said, laughing. The others laughed along with him lightly, but were now too focused on your body to play around anymore.
"I'm not a girl! I'm a man, just like you..." You responded angrily, giving Adrian a nasty look.
"Oh? Then what's this?" He said, jamming his fingers into your pussy. Involuntarily, you moaned, practically collapsing into his chest. You looked up at him defiantly, but you could already see victory in his smile. "There we go, there's a good girl..."
Your defiance turned to sadness, and then to pleading. "Please, Adrian. Please don't do this... I... You can't fuck my front hole, at least. I don't want a kid anymore than you do, right?" You looked into his eyes, looking for any sense of mercy.
"Oh don't worry." He responded. "You said you're a man, right? Men can't get pregnant..." He laughed, spinning you around and throwing you into the crowd of guys, all of which placed a hand on one of your limbs and held you tight. "And besides, there's what, ten of us here? That's only a ten percent chance it'll even be my kid... I'm willing to take those odds."
With that, the rest of the guys pinned you down onto the floor and knelt down at all sides of you. Most of them just jerked off over you, but Adrian stuck his cock in your pussy, fucking you so fast and quick that you thought you'd break immediately. You thought it would hurt more, but the wetness inside of you was making it easy for him to force himself in. Despite everything, your pussy was acting appropriately, getting wet for them. As Adrian thrust into you, you felt moans burst out of your mouth once more, against every struggle that you made to keep quiet. You were silenced fast though, as one of your teammates took the opportunity of your open mouth to jam his cock down your throat. He thrust way down into you, choking you on his dick and slapping his balls against your face. You tried to gag, to scream, or do anything, but you couldn't even move. The other guys were still pinning you down, circling you and jerking off over your soft body.
Adrian continued thrusting into you, reaching down and squeezing your tits with a free hand. "There's a good girl..." He said, sending a shiver down your spine from all the sensations. He kept fucking you like that, telling you over and over what a "good girl" you were for taking him so well, before finally announcing that he was about to cum.
The teammate fucking your throat pulled out for a second to let Adrian lean in real close to your ear and whisper, "I'm dumping my load way down inside you, little runt girl..." as he came inside you. You couldn't help but moan, feeling his warmth fill you up. He leaned back, allowing the other guy to start fucking your throat again, to which you couldn't even fight back on any more. After a few seconds of filling you up, Adrian finally pulled out, then tapped one of your other teammates on the shoulder. That one situated himself in front of you and started fucking you, just like Adrian, though he didn't last quite as long. A few minutes later, and you were getting filled with even more cum. At the same time, the one fucking your mouth let his seed down into your throat, growling as he did so. You could hear Adrian laugh from the sidelines, watching as the torture in your eyes slowly turned to bliss.
After a few of the guys ended up cumming on your chest, Adrian came back into the fray, grabbing you by your hair and dragging you over to one of the walls. Your other teammates released you, letting him take full control of you.
"Are you ready to be a good girl yet?" He asked, grabbing you by the chin and smiling. You leaned against the wall, trying in a daze to look at him.
"F-fuck you..." You whimpered out, trying to hide the remnants of pleasure shocking your body. Adrian just kept smiling.
"Wrong answer, pretty girl." He said, grabbing you under your thighs and picking you up like you were nothing. He pinned you up against the wall, shoving his cock in you while he held you up against the wall. He literally lifted you up and down on his cock, bouncing you on it, using you like a fleshlight.
"You know, you make a pretty cute girl..." He said, grunting as he thrust you up and down. You couldn't stop your moans now, crying out as your petite body shook in his strong arms. "I don't know why you people even like pretending to be men... isn't this so much better?"
You wanted to respond, to tell him no, but your mouth couldn't even form the words. You just continued moaning as he bounced you up and down, fucking the mess of cum and shower water deeper into your cunt, sending even more spasms down your back and through your limbs. Adrian smiled, knowing he didn't really need an answer to know that he'd one. He leaned in to kiss you again, and this time you gave in, kissing him back as you bounced up and down. You felt his tongue enter your mouth, feeling as strong as every other muscle in his body, dancing around as your moans mixed with the sloppy mess of making out. You grabbed him by his hair, holding on for dear life while he thrust deeper and deeper inside of you. You'd felt it building up this whole time, but were still surprised when an orgasm wracked your body, forcing you to pull Adrian in closer until he joined you in cumming, filling you up for the second time of the night.
After your orgasms subsided, Adrian dropped you back down onto the floor like a ragdoll, and you collapsed roughly, cum leaking out of you and onto the tiles of the floor. "Get some use out of her." You barely heard Adrian say as he walked out of the shower, grabbing his towel. THe other guys walked over to you, grabbing at you hungrily, wanting to do more than watch a show this time. One of them stuck his cock in your mouth, which you happily sucked on, needing more of their manliness inside of you. Another grabbed your hand and put it on his dick. At first, you just held it, but he slapped you, causing you to start jerking him off.
"There you go, good fucking girl..." You heard him mutter under his breath. Another guy held his cock out on your other side, and before he even did anything, you reached up and grabbed it, jerking him off as well. Those three used you until they had all finished, covering you and filling your throat with their hot, sticky cum, which you greedily drank down, even licking some of it off your hands as they walked away.
After that, two of the other guys dragged you back to the middle of the room. They picked you up and held you in between them, one of them with his cock at your pussy, the other prepared at your ass. You'd toyed with your ass plenty in the past, but you were still surprised at how easily his cock got into you when they both rammed inside. Maybe it was all of the cum dripping out and on your body, maybe it was the water in the shower, but they both slipped in with no problems, fucking you on both sides. All you could do was moan in a blissful state, barely aware of what was going on beyond the pleasure filling your body. They fucked you like that, bouncing you between them for what felt like an eternity before filling you up and dropping you unceremoniously back down onto the floor, finally dripping cum out of every hole now.
The night went on like that for a couple of hours, your teammates filling your mouth and pussy, or just cumming onto your pretty little tits. Once you were done, Adrian had a long, private chat with you about your role on the team going forward.
Surprisingly enough, he said you could stay on the team! Unfortunately, you had to wear a new uniform to every game, and were never allowed to play again. The new uniform was basically just a short skirt and bra, in the team colors. You hated being turned into a glorified cheerleader, though you had to admit, you didn't look half-bad in it... Of course, this outted you to your entire school and turned you into a laughing stock. The loser that had lost the team a big game, and who'd been turned into a cheerleader as a punishment. Adrian ended up leading the team to champs regardless of the loss, and, despite you never actually helping, you technically supported them along the way.
After every game, you "supported" the team in the locker room for a few hours. And honestly? It was a lot more fun than your dumb little fantasy of being MVP. Maybe being a girl isn't half bad...
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ladykailitha · 1 year
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Oh For a Muse of Fire! Part 16
All right my lovelies we have a proper count for how long this going to be. 17 parts with a epilogue. So by Tuesday this story will be done. I am so grateful for everyone who has commented and reblogged this story every time a new part has come out. You know who you are. I love each of you!!
This is it, the part everyone has been waiting for. The boys finally get their heads out of their asses. Yay!!! (Insert Kermit the frog arm waving gif here). A little Buckingham, too. ;) The next part is a little spicy (no actual sex is shown but Steve and Eddie do get naked). And then a super soft epilogue.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6  Part 7  Part 8  Part 9 Part 10  Part 11 Part 12  Part 13 Part 14  Part 15
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Gareth was on the phone with their agent when Eddie arrived for practice. Jeff was pacing and Brian was in the corner with his head in his hands.
Eddie skidded to a stop and opened his mouth to ask when Gareth said, “Yeah, yeah, they’re all here. Yeah one second.” And he hit a button on his phone.
“Can everybody here me?” the agent asked.
All of them chorused the affirmative.
“Great,” the agent said, his voice dripping on the edge of too excited. “I got a call from Upside Down Records, they’re based out of Chicago. And they want you come and record a full album with them in August.”
“I’m going to need you to repeat that,” Jeff said.
“Upside Down Records wants Corroded Coffin to record an album in August.”
“Holy shit!” Gareth breathed. “That’s so awesome.”
Brian coughed, trying to clear his throat. “Did they say why August?”
The agent chuckled. “It’s when their studio will be available. They have a band in there right now. But they have to present their album by the end of June. So August was the earliest they could get you in. But they’re super happy to have you.”
“Thanks, Murray,” Eddie breathed.
“I’ll get started trying to find you guys a place to stay while you’re recording,” Murray said. “It will most likely to be a loft where you all would be staying together.”
“That’s fine...” Jeff stuttered. “That’s fine.”
“Yeah,” Gareth said. “Absolutely.”
“Thanks again,” Eddie said.
“Of course, boys,” Murray said. “Didn’t I tell you to trust me?”
Brian let out a watery chuckle. “Yeah, yeah you did.”
“Congrats, I mean it,” Murray said. “I couldn’t believe those asshats at the Queen’s Crown both passed on you. And when you guys go platinum I intend to send them black roses.”
That got them laughing.
“There we are,” Murray said. “Now I’ve gotta go. I’ll keep in contact with everyone to let you know how the living arrangement search is going, okay?”
Everyone voiced their agreement and then the call ended.
There was silence for about a minute and then they were jumping and running to give each other hugs.
“We did it!” Eddie screamed.
“I’ve got to call my girlfriend,” Jeff said.
“Yeah,” Gareth said. “I’ve got my own phone calls to make. I think we all do.”
Brian giggled. “I think it’s safe to say that we’re not practicing tonight.”
“No,” Eddie agreed. “But after we make our calls, we are going out to celebrate.”
The other three whooped and cheered.
Eddie called Wayne and Chrissy. If he wiped away a tear after his conversation with his uncle, no he didn’t. He wiped away several. Chrissy on the other hand screamed so loud that the other members stopped and stared at him.
“I love you too,” Eddie said. “But I’m already destined to lose my hearing as a metal artist, can you not, you know, speed up the process?”
She laughed.
After he was done with her he stared at the phone.
Gareth noticed and ended the call he was on with. He walked over to Eddie and put his hand on his shoulder.
“He’ll be happy for you and you know it,” he told Eddie fiercely. “He’s been your biggest cheerleader since the two of you got your heads out of each other’s asses.”
“I know,” Eddie whispered. “I just wish there was a way he could come with us.”
Gareth gave his shoulder a squeeze and went back to the others.
Jeff cleared his throat. “All right, it’s time to party.”
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Eddie knew he didn’t have to wear something nice to the gala, but he wanted to anyway. He dressed in a nice black button up with a red vest, the shirt only buttoned from the start of the vest, down. He paired it with tight black jeans and his white sneakers. His hair was pulled back with a black, skull-themed bandanna.
He checked in the mirror again, fiddling with his hair for the billionth time. Chrissy had to drag him from his apartment to get him to stop.
Chrissy herself had dressed up, wearing a pink sheath dress with a white cardigan.
When they got the gallery, they were pleased to see that most of the people had dressed up as well and that set Eddie at ease.
He wandered around the gallery drinking punch and eating the refreshments. In the crowd he spotted Chrissy and Robin with their heads together, giggling at something written in the little program they had passed out. Eddie paused for a moment.
Chrissy threw her head back and Robin looked at her with stars in her eyes.
Well that was certainly interesting. He only hoped that Diamond wasn’t against inter-employee relations, because both of those girls were well on their way to being completely smitten with each other.
He spotted the Karen before he spotted the 18+ area. She was screaming that her little crouch goblin had slipped into the adult area and seen the most awful licentious things imaginable. The guard was pointing out that if she hadn’t let him run around unsupervised he wouldn’t have seen those things. The area was clearly marked and behind a purple satin curtain.
And that’s when Eddie spotted it. Yup. Great, big, fucking purple curtain. With banners stating adults only, 18+, enter at your own risk. He slipped in and was pleased to note that inside they also had partitions up separating, nudity, violence, and social commentary (things that didn’t quite fit in the other two, but were sensitive nonetheless. Scenes after an earthquake, children starving, that sort of thing.)
Eddie started there. Most of these were photos from the photography majors. There were a few paintings and one very notable charcoal drawing. He stopped in front of that one for a while. It was of the 1969 Stonewall Riot. It had a ribbon next to it for best depiction of a historical event.
He moved on to the violence section. The pictures of war. The murder of Caesar. And one particularly hilarious scene of the Bible story of Judith slitting the throat of Holofernes with Eddie as the dude getting murdered. He laughed. He supposed the pose could be interpreted that way. Even if it was a bit over the top. He looked closer at the name and then he really started laughing. Michelle Gardener. The bitch that tried to make Steve move from his spot.
His very first rescue of Steve. Before they talked, before they became friends, before they became essential to each other.
And then finally he got to the nudity section. This is where most of Joyce’s classes were located.
Here was Eddie as Morpheus, as Lucifer, as Lysander. But then he got the center piece. It had won best in show. And it was magnificent. The come hither stare, the sheer white drapes opened to reveal his prone form, the gracefulness of the lines. He was enraptured. None of the other artists had painted him like this. This was a declaration of love if there ever was one.
“What do you think?” Steve asked, appearing suddenly at his elbow.
Eddie’s head whipped around to face him. “Holy shit, Steve, it’s beautiful.”
Steve smiled. “I had to keep taking it home so you wouldn’t see it before now. I wanted it to be surprise. I was so tempted to keep it to myself to only let a handful of people to see it. Mrs Byers. Robin. You. But Robin was right, art is meant to be seen. So here it is for everyone to see.”
“She’s always right,” Eddie said with a soft smile.
“I know,” Steve said with a grin. “It’s so annoying.”
They stared at the painting for awhile just admiring Steve’s work, when he spoke.
“Most of these will be auctioned off at a silent auction later tonight, the proceeds will go toward helping disadvantaged youth to get into art,” he murmured.
Eddie looked up at him panicked, point up at their painting. “Is–”
Steve shook his head. “I couldn’t bare the thought of it going to some random stranger. So I dug into my savings at bought it outright. It’s yours, actually. I’m giving it to you.”
Eddie closed his eyes. “Steve...”
Steve took his hand. “Robin kept begging me to tell you. But I was enjoying our time together so much. But I’m not staying in Indiana. I’m leaving for Chicago at the end of July. I’ll be doing my student teaching and getting my teaching certificate for the state of Illinois. So it’s yours. To have something to remember me by. I just hope you’ll come visit me sometime.”
“Oh.” Eddie opened his eyes to see that Steve was on the verge of tears. “Sweetheart, I think it will go nicely in our apartment in Chicago. Unless you already have a place?”
Steve stared at him in shock. “No, no. You can’t follow me to Chicago. You’ve got a life ahead of you here. You guys are on the verge of making it big. I refuse to be the reason you gave up on your dreams.”
Eddie gently took Steve’s face in his hands. “There’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you for about a week now, but I couldn’t because I didn’t want to face the fact that I would be leaving you here in Indy.”
Steve blinked, unable to cock his head in confusion. “I don’t understand.”
“Our manager, Murray Bauman,” he said softly, “called last week. There’s a record label in Chicago that wants us to come and record an album for them in August.”
“You’re moving to Chicago for a record deal?” Steve asked, needing to be sure.
“That’s right, beautiful,” Eddie murmured. “We’re moving on to the same place.”
“Eddie I love you so much,” Steve cried, tears starting to roll down his face.
He leaned forward and pressed his lips to Steve’s. They both melted into the kiss and Steve clung to the back of Eddie’s vest.
“I love you too, sweetheart,” he whispered when he pulled away from Steve’s lips.
“Are you sure you want to move in with me?” Steve asked, breathless. “I–”
Eddie cooed gently. “I know it’s fast. I know we had a rough start. But baby, there is no one else I would rather be with then you.”
Steve let out a watery chuckle. “Okay. Yeah.” He looked up into Eddie’s eyes. “Yeah.”
“We have plenty of time,” Eddie said with a soft smile. “We have two and half months to find something that fits both our needs.”
Steve kissed him again. Hard and deep. Like he was trying to let Eddie know every thought and feeling that he kept inside.
When they pulled apart Eddie whispered, “Do you have to stay?”
Steve shook his head. “I’m not participating in the auction so I can leave at any time.”
“Great!” Eddie grabbed Steve’s wrist and hauled him through the gallery as he looked for Chrissy and Robin.
When he spotted them, he made a beeline straight for them, Steve struggling to keep up.
“Hello, ladies!” Eddie greeted with a wide grin on his face. He dropped his keys into Chrissy’s hand. “I’m taking my boyfriend home and locking ourselves in my apartment.”
“Eddie!” Steve admonished, but couldn’t keep the goofy grin off his face.
“About damn time!” Robin crowed. She gave Steve a big kiss on the cheek.
“Would you make sure to grab my painting before the auction starts?” he asked as he wiped his cheek.
“Absolutely!” she said and then pushed the two of them. “Now shoo!”
Eddie and Steve laughed.
“Don’t forget to use protection!” Chrissy called.
“Back at you, bitch!” Eddie said over his shoulder.
Robin turned to her with a raised eyebrow. “Now why would you need to use protection?”
Chrissy batted her eyelashes prettily at her. “Because it’s cleaner, and more fun with a ribbed action.”
Robin’s eyes went wide. “Oh. So is that on offer then?”
Chrissy pulled her in for a gut searing kiss.
“That would be a yes,” Robin said dumbly and then kissed her again.
Part 17 Epilogue
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request:jjs daughter gets hurt in a soccer game but jj is away on a case
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Jennifer Jareau X Teen Daughter Reader
request:jjs daughter gets hurt in a soccer game but jj is away on a case
I need more JJ, I'm British so I call it Football.
Third person pov...
It was the day of Y/N Jareaus football game the last game of the season, Y/N like her mother loved Football and was the Captain of her high school team, since the beginning of thr season her team and been doing amazing and won almost every game.
Y/N was dressed in her uniform and jsut put her shin guards on and grabbed her duffle bag she was ready to go, the then ran downstairs for breakfast.
"There's my star!" Exclaims Will as he sees his daughter come downstairs, Y/N smiles and twirls a bit as her Dad claps his hands, 5 year old Henry giggles at his sister.
"Yay sissy!" Laughs the toddler, Y/N hugs her Dad and kisses her little brothers head before sitting down and eating the feast Will made.
She then looked around someone was missing, she put the piece of toast down. "Where's Mum, I thought she was coming to see my game" she said, Will stopped drinking his coffee.
A guilty expression on his face told her. "No, she's hasn't got a case right? She promised she'd be here for my game!" Exclaims the annoyed teenager.
Will then wraps an arm around his sad daughter, pulling her to rest on his chest, he put his chin on her head. "I'm sorry honey, your Mum was sad she couldn't come watch ya" says the man, Y/N sighs before finishing her breakfast.
She was happy atleast her Dad and Brother could watch her play. The three soon leave to get to the field on time.
With JJ...
Jennifer Jareau was a successful FBI agent who worked tirelessly to keep her family safe. On this particular day, she was in the middle of an important case, interviewing witnesses and gathering evidence. She never expected she would be so far away when her daughter needed her the most.
The minute she got the call about a case she felt guilty about having to leave and not be able to watch her daughter in one of her biggest football games and she wasn't there to watch.
Atleast she would have Will and Henry to watch her. JJ then tunes back in to what Hotch was saying, they had a serial killer to catch and fast.
With Y/N...
The teenager and her team where determined to win the game. Once the game started She was in the midst of a fierce competition, her team had the ball Y/N gets passes the ball she kicks it straight into the goal.
The crowd of parents ans from erupt into cheers, Y/N gets slapped on the back and hugs from her team mates as they get the first goal. The H/C girl turns to the crowd and waves at her Dad and Brother a huge smiled on her face.
The ball is then back in the middle Y/N team has the ball, as Y/N gets it one of the opposing team is behind her, she was alot taller than Y/N but the teen wasn't intimated.
Y/N continued to run with the ball when suddenly she was shoved hard forward, she went flying over the ball almost doing a flip, she held out her arms hoping to soften the blow.
It didn't do anything, the teenager landed hard on her elbow she howled as pain exploded throughout her arm, she girl screams on pain gain the attention of the crowd.
They all go silent as Y/Ns team mate run over to their fallen leader. "I'm okay don't worry" she says as they help her stand up, she was covered in mud and grass.
The teen held her definitely broken arm gently groaning when it was accidentally moved, as she was walked over to the sidelines her Dad holding Henry in his arms come bounding through the crowd.
"Out of my way that's my daughter!" Yells the man, once they made it through Henry figured down from his Dad's arms and runs over to his Sissy.
He puts his hands on her muddy knees big eyes look up into E/C eyes. "Sissy okay?" He asks tears in his eyes, Y/Ns heart aches she can't lie to Henry.
Instead she smiles down at him as the medic come over to look her over. She hisses when they move her arm. "I'm okay Henry, just hurt I'll be okay" she says reassuring him.
Suddenly the sounds of sirens could be heard and an ambulance is parked outside the pitch, two men start rolling down a gurney towards the group.
"Out of the way please coming through" they yell Will picks up Henry and boy cries as he is separated from his sister.
The teenager is then strapped to the gurney with support for her broken arm, as they arw putting her in the ambulance Will and Henry walk over the medic stop them.
Henry cries as he sees his sister strapped in. "Sissy!" Cried the toddler. Will then speaks to the medic "that's my Daughter let me threw!" He exclaims the man then let's him and Henry in.
Will sits beside his daughter and gently lays his crying son on the side with her good arm, once he is next to his sister the child stops crying only sniffling.
Will took this chance to call his wife and tell JJ  what happened.
Jennifer was immediately informed of the situation by Will she told her team and rushed to the hospital.
It took her a whole in the car but she made it, She was beside herself with worry and guilt for not being there for her daughter when she needed her the most. When she finally arrived at the hospital, she was relieved to find her daughter in good spirits, despite the pain she was in.
The doctors told Jennifer that her daughter had a clean break, and she would make a full recovery, once she got to the room Y/N was in she saw will sleeping in one of the chairs.
The blonde woman smiles at her Husband having to deal with bkth kids took alot out of him, then she looked next to him, the teen was currently in a bed her arms wrapped in a fest cast.
Next to her on thr bed was Henry he was half laying on Y/N and half on thr bed, Y/N had her good arms wrapped around him making sure he didn't fall off.
Jennifer was overwhelmed with relief, but it was tempered by the knowledge that she had not been there for her daughter when she needed her the most. "Hey Mum" whispers Y/N.
"Hi baby, how are you feeling?" Whispers JJ taking a seat on the kther side of her daughter running her hand through her H/C hair. The teen gestures to her arm. "I'm doing okay that and I'm so high on pain killers right now" she laughs as JJ smiles.
Once Y/N  was out of the hospital JJ made sure to be there for her daughter every step of the way during her recovery, and the two of them grew even closer in the process, Henry tried to help as much as a 5 year old could.
Will make sure she keep to her bed and didn't use her arm to much.
The end!
Hope you liked this oneshot!
Sorry for the grammar and Spelling mistakes!
Request are open!
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things no one talks about from the reunion concert
the event itself honestly was not that well organized and it took almost 2 hours to get everyone into the theatre. the good news is i was able to run around and meet some ppl there
also you could see everyone in the wings? jon and lolo were standing there for a good majority of the time before the show just looking out at the audience
GIDEON GLICKS OUTFIT WHY WAS BRO DRESSED LIKE HE WAS ON A JOG
and then once the show started it took so long for anyone onstage to even sit down. the time before lea sang the first note felt like an eternity
christine estabrook pronouncing wendla with a soft W at the beginning of the show💀
oh and then i sat and watched lea michele READ (Yes u read that right. I saw her read in real time) her first few lines. so
MAMA. WHO. BORE. ME. REPRISE. i have genuinely never heard a more electric version of this song. all the girls' voices have aged beautifully and yet it was still somehow the same as it had always been.
the absolute flood of spit that came out of jon groff's mouth every time he said "you waTCH me"
jbw smelling his hand after my junk?
THE UNDERSTUDIES ENTERING 💀 it was so funny for some reason. they weren't onstage until brian sang his verse in touch me. so weird
jbw and gideon all over each other during touch me
watching lilli and lauren sing the dark i know well was beyond unreal. i felt like i was in a different world watching them sing it. they were like 40 feet from me.
john gallagher jr did NOT remember any of the words to these songs My guy was holding his script for the entire show. How did u play this role for years and i know it better than u do by watching the bootleg like 30 times
vs jon groff performing the mbn choreo flawlessly (and me sobbing)
the jgroff lea michele making out action that was just there . Like guys this is just a semi staged concert why r u horizontal kissing at the imperial theatre on a monday evening
they showed a video during intermission that i've never seen anyone post anything from. i guess i should upload that somewhere
THE BABY CRYING DURING THE GUILTY ONES. WHO BROUGHT THEIR MF BABY TO THIS EVENT. i lowkey think it mightve been one of the casts babies but also Why did they bring the baby .
john. gallagher. jr. and the way he welcomed us back to moritz's world of neon lights and angst in a single beat. as soon as john started the chorus of dds that was it for me. i was back in 2006 and i was watching moritz, not john.
and also just in general how we (the generation who grew up on the bootleg rather than seeing the show for ourselves) never really saw what became of john's moritz. the last we saw of john in the role was almost a year before he left. it was very different from what i'd known of him. but never ever in a bad way i love you john.
john's chair sat empty for the entire rest of the show after dds which just kind of hit hard
how the theatre EXPLODED for the entirety of totally fucked. if you've seen the boots from any of the final performances you know. everyone in the theatre was cheering and screaming and weeping
jon groff singing to the girls in the front row during fucked oh my god i was so JEALOUS
the applause for totally fucked lasted a solid 5 minutes probably. totally fucked was never my favorite song until i experienced that
jonny b and gideon glick going at it during woybr . Rekindling an old romance i fear
gideon was trying not 2 laugh during reformatory scene. actually he wasnt really trying not 2 he was just laughing his ass off
i honest to god don't remember those you've known or song of purple summer. i was so in the moment that i just didn't take it with me, and honestly i am okay with that. it's the part of me i left at the imperial that night.
thank you forever spring awakening. i can't believe it's already been a year.
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The moment we waited for- Ben Chilwell 🤍
When I tell you I sobbed when I seen his number come up 😥 So happy to see him back on the pitch & I can't wait for next season when he proves all the haters wrong once again! I also opted for a pic instead of my usual gifs as this holiday pic legit knocked me out 🤍
Thank you so much to the very kind anom who sent this in! I hope you love it as much I enjoyed writing it for you! & thank you for keeping my chilly content alive I missed writing for him so much! 💜
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Request: what about you're super excited for the last game of the season bcs of the chance Ben might have some play time again and when he finally plays again you are over the moon. The moment they are letting family and friends on the field you are waiting for your turn and when you finally can you rush into Bens arms, not even caring that pictures might be taken as you just can't contain how happy and proud you are of him. The moment hilariously interrupted when mason comes to claim he is the one who won the price and should receive the hugs
"When is it going to happen..?" You sigh, glancing up the timer to see there were only 5 minutes of the game left & still no sign of your boyfriend coming onto the pitch. "I'm sure it'll be soon.." Alex smiled, wrapping her arm around you "I don't think Tuchel would get our hopes up for nothing!"
You knew you shouldn't have got your hopes up when you heard that Ben would be on the bench for the last match.. but how could you not when you saw him work his arse off for the last couple of months for this moment! If anyone would of told any of you that there was a chance Ben could make his return this season after the injury he had you would of called there bluff! But somehow here you were... waiting patiently for number 21 to be called up on the big screen.
"Oh wait..! He's moving" Alex screeched as Ben got up off the bench, eyes trailing him every step of the way as he spoke to the rest of the team before taking off his bib, indicating the moment was actually going to happen!
'Please make some noise for our next substitute making his way onto the pitch number 21! Ben Chilwell'
The stadium shook with cheers and applause as Ben jogged back onto the famous Stamford bridge pitch, giving the rest of the team a quick hug before getting into his well-earned position. Not being able to handle it any longer you burst into tears, causing Alex to wrap you in her arms "omg honey what's wrong?... I thought you'd be happy..."
"I am.." You sobbed, pulling out of her grasp as you continued to watch him for the remaining couple of minutes of the game "I'm just so proud of him.. seeing him out there right now.. I-its just too much!"
"You're so sweet.." Alex gushed, keeping her arm around you as you placed your head on her shoulder both of you in awe as the final whistle blows. You wanted to scream and cheer along with the other fans but all you could do was silently cry, not believing that the moment you and Ben both hoped for the last couple of months actually came true! & you couldn't be any prouder!
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The second the families were given the call that they could come down you sprinted down to the tunnel, impatiently waiting for your turn to be let out there! All you wanted right now was to be in his arms and nothing was going to stop you from doing so.
Pointing you out, Reece tapped Ben on the shoulder signalling him that you were on your way. But nothing could have warned him as you pounced in his arms, almost tipping the both of you over "Well hello there..." Ben laughed, wrapping your legs around his waist as he let you cling on to him "What's got you so happy?"
"I'm so proud of you right now Benji.." You cried into his neck ignoring his question, causing his heart to break. He knew how much the moment meant to you, you were his rock at the end of the day. Nobody stayed by his side as long as you had with his recovery... he owed you everything!
"Hey, hey... stop these tears baby.." Ben cooed, lifting your chin up to look at him "You're going to set me off!" Not being able to say anything else, you place your lips to his, ignoring the many cameras that were around the pitch or the lingering eyes of the fans... nothing else mattered but him!
"Urghh love birds calm down!" Mason chirped up from behind you, his player of the year trophy in one hand as he held summer with his other "There are kids present!" Laughing Ben put you down, giving summer a small wave before shooting his best friend a glare! "Why to ruin the moment Mase!"
"Sorry, bro!" Mason laughed, letting summer down to play with the rest of the children as he turned his attention back on you "Hey (y/n)… where's my smooch? I'm the one who just won the best prize of the season... this guy only played 3 minutes" He joked, laughing as Ben shoved him playfully. One thing you loved about Mason since you met him was how natural his relationship was with Ben.. no matter how many times they winded each other up or bicker they always remained brothers! "Watch it you!" Ben hissed "Or you'll be the next one to miss most of the season!"
"Don't think I'll be allowed to give you a smooch Mase.." You giggled, pulling out of Ben's grip to wrap your arms around Mason "A hug will have to do I'm afraid.."
"Awww it'll do, but I was hoping for one of your famous kisses!" Mason pouted, shooting you a wink "Look how happy they make little Chilly!" He laughed, pointing out Ben's very obvious hard-on as he tried his best to hide it from the cameras. His words however didn't go unnoticed as laughter erupted around you, all of the squad teasing Ben as his face flushed pink.
"I'm going to fucking kill you..." Ben groaned, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek before darting after Mason. Leaving you in hysterics in the middle of the pitch.
"Thank you..." You heard a soft voice come up from behind, turning around to find a smiling Tuchel. "I should be the one saying that.." You giggled, wrapping your arms around him "Thank you for giving him the moment we all were waiting for, you don't know how special it is to us..."
"He deserves it.." Tom beamed, letting you lean into his side "You all do! He couldn't of done it without you (y/n)..." The rest of the evening was filled with nothing but love and happiness as you all celebrated Ben's return and the incredible season Chelsea had. But the one thing that mattered most to you was your boy was home...
were he belonged!
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Chenford ❤️ + argument/sparring
Lucy stands on the kitchen stool, still not quite taller than everyone and yells, “Attention everyone! Gather ‘round! It’s time …”.
“This is complete bullshit! I am again protesting the results of the last semi-final. I did not lose!”
Grey steps in before Lucy can argue with her boyfriend, “Tim - the judges have spoken. Multiple times. YOU. LOST. Now sit down and shut up like a the well-behaved loser you are.” People around them laugh as Tim sits down on the sofa and pouts. Grey turns back to Lucy and nods at her to continue.
Once the room quiets down, Lucy states: “it’s time for the final people! In this corner (she gestures to her left) - we have returning reigning champion Angela Lopez (crowd lightly claps) and in this corner (Lucy gestures to her right), we have upstart-streaking newcomer Genny Bradford who just won a highly contested bout against her brother by split decision. (Crowd cheers and claps as Tim continues to pout).
Let’s go over the rules one last time - there will be three rounds, first round dominant hand, second round non dominant hand, third round whichever you want. First competitor to 2 wins. The goal is to knock the Santa hat off your opponent’s using only the wrapping paper tubes we’ve provided. Ok?! Let’s arm our contestants!”
For the next 5 minutes each “opponent” was dressed in the following - a BBQ apron and one of wade’s ginormous wool winter gloves on their dominant hand which weakened their tube grip. The non-jousting hand was zip tied to the back of their aprons/jeans’ belt loops and each combatant wore ski goggle as eye protection. Lastly, a size too small Santa hat was placed on top of each woman’s head.
Angela was the favorite because she had been playing this game since she could stand against her four older brothers.
While considered to be the underdog, Genny had several secret weapons at her disposal - 1) she was ambidextrous so she was equally strong with both arms; 2) she had dated a fencer for 2 years in college and had several trick moves waiting to be used and 3) she had seen every Elementary episode while on pregnancy bed rest with her second son and had studied up on pate/stick fighting as a result.
Once the women were properly armed and space in the basement cleared- Wade hit play on his daughter’s boom box and “LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!” screamed out.
The women nodded at each other and before Angela could step forward, Genny spun on her toes, raising her tube over her head, and then stepping forward to slice her tube down across Angela’s head knocking off her (Angela’s) hat. Genny then stepped back and winked at Angela. Wade shouted “Point to Bradford!”
Angela just stood there dumbfounded, mouth open gaping. No one had ever scored on her so quickly.
The second round, after their arms were switched and reattached to the backs of their aprons, Angela attacked out of the gate, screeching like a trapped wild animal poking and smacking Genny with her tube, putting Genny on the defensive. Genny blocked and ducked and parried Angela’s attacks but never fully engaging, always deflecting and defending.
Until… she noticed Angela’s arm wasn’t raised as high as when they started .. Angela was getting tired.
Genny was not, but she backed up away from Angela pretending to be scared, and then rapidly and repeatedly started hitting Angela on the head, beating the jingle bell on the hat, before doing a bob and weave move to throw Angela off balance making Genny’s parry/lunge to knock off Angela’s hat look like an Olympic fencing move - which it was.
When Angela’s hat hit the floor, there was a moment of silence, of disbelief, before the crowd leapt to their feet and cheered. Genny was handed the “Holiday Troll - Best Sparring” trophy and was celebrated the rest of the night.
P.S. as far as we know, Angela and Tim are still sitting on the sofa in Wade’s basement sulking over their sparring losses.
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My family made up a ton of random holiday games growing up and we’d “duel” or “spar” with the tubes.
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ONE: YXK back at it again but with a hint of love
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( quick note : Kazuha is the main singer and plays the bass, Xiao is the drummer and you're the guitarist )
2 minutes left, your heart pounded, "hey you'll do great as always" xiao pats your shoulder, you turn to look at him and see him with a small smile you nod and watch him go back to get his drumsticks, you sigh but get slightly startled by kazuha, "thoma said good luck" he winks to you swiftly jogging on to stage not giving you enough time to question him nor hear your band name from the speaker.
"Now welcome YXK to the stage!" you three waved at the crowd before setting up, you approach the mic, "Hello everyone! hope you all are having a great night" you smile at the crowd noticing tomo in the back but a certain golden blonde hair caught your eye, you knew who it was but it made your stomach backflip, you gulp and let kazuha take over the mic as the music fades in and the lights go dim
( Apocalypse - CAS )
you did your performance the same as always but tonight felt different your mind was split, you were following the rhythm but you were also thinking about Thoma, he was here to see your band, you've only interacted with him a few times
"Hey Yn! I wanted to give you these flowers, its from one of my friend's weddings and I can't take care of another flower" you heard from his fanbase he had a room worth full of flowers so you decided to take them, your heart fluttered and your face heated up "Thank you Thoma.." you had no words but stare at him for a few seconds, he blushes and scraches the back of his neck saying his farewell and running off
"When you're all alone
I'ill reach for you
When you're feelin' low
I'll be there too"
The last lyrics to the song is said and the crowd cheers you on, it caused you to snap out of your split mind, a 5 minute break for kazuha to rest his vocals and everyone else to collect their thoughts, "hey Yn" you heard xiao say your name, "yeah?" "you were kinda emotionless back there, is something on your mind?" it was quite embarrassing you were that obvious, from across you and xiao, kazuha was silently laughing knowing what it was already, "ah I'm fine I was just focusing to much" xiao patted your back "hey loosen up, nothing to worry about" you nod and stand up to go back to the stage, you saw him again, he sat on the third row out of the six, it was your solo song after this group song.
( if any filipinos are reading this enjoy Habang Buhay - Zack Tabudlo )
Again you performed as usual, you were tapping your feet to the rythmn when you caught a glimpse of his hair again this time you took the time to look at him but for a few seconds not to create any suspicion, his hair looked soft with the horn-shaped headband it got you wondering what he would look like without his hair styled right now, the feelings are coming back again, your heart skipping, your stomach fluttering, and your mind wondering again. His face looks so kissable and practically glowing, you realized every time you look at him you go auto pilot and your world seems to go slower than usual.
"Aking sinta, ano ba'ng mayro'n sa iyo?
'Pag nakikita ka na, bumabagal ang mundo"
translation:
"My darling, what is it about you?
Whenever I see you, the world slows down."
The crowd cheering once more has snapped you out of your mind spiral, another 5 minutes but this time Tomo was back stage waiting for kazuha, "Tomo!" kazuha runs up to tomo and hugs him tight, you and xiao roll your eyes at the love birds. As they converse with each other it was your solo next, as you were about to walk to stage tomo called you "Hey yn! Thoma asked if you were free after this cause he kinda wants to hangout" you practically internally screamed at whatever God that can hear you, "uh yeah I'm free" you heard your name and rushed your response "just tell him to meet me back stage after our last song", you walk on stage and perform your solo.
( Valentine - Laufey )
Thoma's POV
She walks on stage, wow she looks pretty in the spot light, Her guitar was filled with stickers and her voice was beautiful. I've only ever spoke to her a few times.
"Morning Thoma! Can I ask if you like someone?" the bakery girl I work with asks, she knows about my twitch channel and I haven't been talking to her since, "Uh yeah! yeah.." my palms sweat whenever I lie but I'm not ready for a relationship yet, her mood changes slightly "Oh... what's her name?" I panic, oh shit think Thoma! think! "Yn! ahem yeah Yn!" my fans always shipped me with her after one of my cooking streams when I dragged her to be my taste tester and from my twitter interactions with her. After I said her name the bakery girl avoided me, but I also started thinking about Yn, I looked back at that one stream I had with her and realize how pretty she actually is, could I actually be in love with her? it took a while but after another long pep talk with Ayato, I got my feelings straight.
"How the hell did I fall in love this time?
And honestly, I can't believe I get to call you mine
I blinked and suddenly, I had a Valentine"
Time skip
Our final song fades into the loud cheers of the crowd, we said our goodbyes to eachother and there Thoma was, sitting on one of the huge speakers, "Oh hey Thoma.." you were putting your guitar back in it's case while your back was turned to him, lucky Thoma since his face was turning red again like the last time he spoke to you, "Uh yeah um you did great tonight, I should attend more of your gigs" he awkwardly lets out a small laugh, you were secretly smiling like an idiot but quickly go back to your resting face, "Yeah so is it alright if we talk while we walk to my house, xiao took my car" "yeah of course but there is something I wanna show you right after we drop your guitar at your house" you nod and start walking, the conversation started small with "how are you?" and "what have you been doing now a days?" but it escalated to your interest then your similar taste in music and shows, you laughed and giggled, lightly blushing now and there. You arrive at your apartment and quickly drop off your guitar, closing your house door again Thoma suddenly held your hand, you jump up a little and Thoma noticed "Oh! uh sorry is it ok that I'll hold your hand?" he turns away from you, you smile "yeah sure" he turns to you again showing you a toothy smile, he drags you outside and stops for a sec "so do you remember that abandoned flower shop near here?" "yeah kazuha plans to buy it but from the looks of it he's moving in with Beidou in the Alcor" he grips your hand again and starts running to the abandoned flower shop. You arrive at the flower shop, Thoma leads you into the back of the cashier, you saw small night lights, books, a walkman with cassette tapes piled beside it, pillows and an old futon "This is my little hide out whenever I want to be alone" you sat down and he sits next to you, you saw how sincere his eyes are, staring at the floor he starts ranting to you about whatever, you couldn't careless if he would talk forever, his voice was like honey and strawberries your two favorite sweets. You and Thoma ended up sleeping in this hide out but even in your sleep your mind was racing.
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A3! Troupes as parents
NEEDED TO GET THESE OUT SO HERE WE ARE LET'S GOOOO!
Please enjoy! 💕
🌸 Spring Troupe 🌸
Sakuya
Was definitely hesitant to have kids because of his past. What if he wasn’t up to the task?
However part of him also wanted to believe he’s not gonna be like his foster families.
The moment he carries his son for the first time -who in return wraps his tiny hand around his finger- Sakuya notices himself crying from the overwhelming amount of love he feels.
Tries to include himself in anything his son does whether it’s his interests or activities at school. He wants him to always feel supported and cared for.
Just, a soft and gentle dad. He’s so glad to have his son in his life.
Masumi
Extremely protective, especially if he has a daughter??
Like, he’s incredibly attached to her and doesn’t let her know what personal space is because he’s always carrying her and giving her kisses.
Also keep him at bay because Masumi won’t blink twice before consenting his daughter absolutely everything she might want.
Not very good with words, but will try to remember how his grandma was with him and imitate her the best he can.
Forever his little girl. He might be listening to her rambling about something and suddenly pat her in the head murmuring something like “…don't grow up too fast.”
Itaru
Low-key scared to mess it up -this event is for life what do you expect.
When his son is born though something in his heartstrings go boom. “Looking forward to loving you for a while” he jokes while holding him.
Talks to him like he would do to another adult, especially if he’s tired “Let’s make a deal, I give you your milk and you give me tops ten minutes to use my LP, then we can continue crying together.”
Gaming buddy since baby is able to handle a controller. Lets him appear on his streams and wears matching sets of headphones - the chat goes absolutely feral.
Has however absolutely NO mercy when playing video games with him.
Once he was thinking whether he should pull for a gacha his son moved him and pulled it making him get like 4 SRR and he and the baby stare at each other like???
Citron
Of course he calls his daughter princess.
She definitely takes after him. Both of them are the definition of chaotic. “Go higher, daddy! Higher!” she screams laughing as Citron flies with her over his shoulders around the room.
He goes to every single school event and you bet he’ll be the type to stand up and cheer like mad or give a standing ovation even when no one else is.
Loves to get on his knees and dance with her?? My heart???
It’s a special moment, with music in the background, feeling her cheek and arms smashed against him. When they separate he bows. She bows back giggling. And Citron’s heart grows ten times at the sound and wastes no time showering her with kisses.
Tsuzuru
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A3! Saying goodbye 🌸🔆🍁❄
This game has meant a lot to me. A lot to so many!
In honor of these two amazing years we have all spent together with our beloved actors, I hope this allows everyone to take a moment to say goodbye -though not really, they'll always be there- to each of them.
It is time...
Sakuya takes both of your hands, eyes softening with affection at the contact. He knows you will keep on looking for the brightest side of the world, finding your own happiness along with it.
Masumi kisses your hand. No one has to tell him you won’t stop being passionate about the things and people you love.
Tsuzuru gives you a clumsy hug. He's confident you will always give your all in order to follow your dreams.
Itaru nudges you. He hopes you keep in mind you don’t have to change so that others like you, but be yourself letting the right people know the real you.
Citron tickles you until you laugh. He believes you’ll remember making mistakes doesn't mean you are a failure, it just means you’re learning in life.
Chikage gives you a tight squeeze on one of your shoulders. He wishes you never burden your soul with sorrows of the past, and always strive towards happiness.
Tenma squeezes your hand with a determined smile. He has faith you know you don’t need to always be perfect to be the best version of yourself.
Misumi picks you up and begins to swing you around laughing. He doesn’t have to worry whether you will be able to find sparks of happiness in any shape or form.
Kazunari cheers pulling you into a side hug. He’s sure you know the sky is the limit, and that you will do your best to live a life without regrets.
Muku gives you a pinky promise. He hopes you remember while it’s okay to have doubts about yourself, you are stronger than you imagine.
Yuki bumps his shoulder against yours. By now you better know self-love is born out of self-acceptance, and never forget it.
Kumon gives you a double high five. He’s thankful you know asking for help is not weakness, but rather a sign of strength.
Banri flicks your forehead and smirks. He takes pride you know that everything is possible, and that the impossible only takes a little more time.
Sakyo pats your head. He hopes you keep in mind you are never too old to set another goal or dream in your life.
Omi caresses the back of your hand with his thumb. He would like you to remember that no one, no matter what, will ever be too lost to be saved.
Juza gives you a firm nod. He’s grateful knowing you won’t judge anyone based on looks, and will do your best to try to understand their struggles.
Taichi picks up speed and throws himself into your arms. He just knows you’ll remember the value of your own worth, because you have something special and different to offer that nobody else can.
Azami bumps his fist with yours. He has faith you will never stop fighting and following what your heart thinks is right.
Homare twirls you in circles. He wishes you remember you are never too broken, too scarred or too far-gone to create change in yourself.
Azuma caresses your cheek. He hopes you know by now family doesn’t have to end in blood to feel real.
Tasuku presses a hand on your back. He believes you will keep doing your best to surpass yourself and reach for the stars.
Hisoka leans on you. He’s sure you know by now that things change, jobs change, but memories stay with you forever, so you’ll make sure to create the best ones you can.
Guy bows solemnly and looks at you proud. He trusts your instincts, so that while your mind might sometimes be confused, your heart will always know the answer.
Tsumugi rests his forehead against yours. He hopes you don’t forget how important is to believe in yourself before anyone else does.
But most of all, they all want you to know that letting go doesn’t mean loving less.
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Sakuya has been smiling even brighter since you all got the news. He has to, right? So he does his best. He works, and practices, and treasures the last shows you all put together -the pain becomes duller that way, somehow. Sakuya’s determined to see you off with a smile, even when he feels the first tears beginning to drop. Because if he has been able to find happiness, it’s because of you.
Masumi is silent scary, and barely acknowledges anything even remotely related to the subject. “I’m never saying goodbye” ,“I’m staying” he grumbles like a statement he will devote himself to. No one makes any comment about it, much less you. Instead, you smile. And Masumi won’t admit it, but while beautiful as always, for the first time, he doesn’t like that smile.
Tsuzuru tries to be there for the young ones. He’s also giving his all into writing the last scripts before everything happens. He thinks he’s got it together -that he can keep the sadness at bay by drowning into work- but from time to time he has to stop and exhale to not let emotions run over him. They all got to do their best for you. He’s gotta do his best for you.
Itaru leaves the console and leans back on his chair, eyes closed, tired from not thinking about it. It’s not the end of the world, he tells himself, you already know where they all will be. But then you knock on the door, calling for him to come out and have dinner -and it clicks. Because he has gotten used to your presence -not in a similar place- but here. And he doesn’t know what to make of that feeling.
Citron doesn’t mention anything. Not really, because he understands. He knows the empty feeling of leaving home against one’s will. That’s why he tries to light up the tension whenever the issue comes up, and why his grammar mistakes begin to get so silly that even you can’t help but laugh. And that’s when his eyes soften. Because the sound makes it a little easier to smile.
Chikage closes his computer and pinches the bridge of his nose letting out a sigh. For some reason, he can’t concentrate. He should be used to goodbyes by now, but knowing someone isn't coming back doesn't mean you ever stop waiting, he realizes as he stands up and leaves the room. Maybe you two can play some last tricks before you go.
Tenma tries to be collected in front of you, shrugging it off and insisting it’s just a small step. That you will still be able to see them, he will make sure of it. You thank him with a smile that makes his eyes burn. He scolds himself mentally. He’s Sumeragi Tenma. He’s the leader of the Summer Troupe. And he definitely, definitely can’t break before you do.
Kazunari does his best to ignore it, to pretend nothing has changed. That’s his intention at least. As soon as the news comes out not a single day passes without him taking a selfie with you. Recording all your jokes. Conversations. Laughs. How he wishes he would have tried everything on this earth with you before leaving.
Misumi doesn’t understand why they are leaving. You are all family, shouldn’t you come too then? When he learns you might have difficulties reaching where they are going he inevitably pouts. Because it’s always better when you are with them, but most of all, he doesn’t want to say goodbye to someone precious to him again.
Muku doesn’t want to be a bother, and does well to ignore the thought of them all moving without you to another place -except when he doesn’t. Because he’s still one of the youngest, and emotions tend to overflow more often than not. His vision gets blurry, so he stops in the middle of the hall and sniffs quietly. How he wishes he could princely take you away with them.
Yuki is realistic. It’s sad, sure, but it’s not like you are not going to see each other again. Still, there’s a lingering feeling on his chest -one he absolutely chooses to not pay attention to- because nothing good will come out of it. Maybe he should make you something. It’s been a while after all, nothing else. He can already imagine your excited face, yet for some reason his heartthrobs.
Kumon has been feeling anxious, even though he has put all his acting knowledge to do his best to not worry you -or anyone for that matter. Too soon. Everything was going too fast. You were supposed to help them grow in order to become better actors, right? You all were supposed to stay together, and there’s just so much he still wanted to experience with you.
Banri bites the inside of his cheek while walking on the streets at night, wishing to punch something -anything- just to destress. He’s annoyed, angry with the news, news he has made clear and sound his opinion about even when he got scolded on the way. What a load of crap. What, after helping him find his passion you leave? Just like that? No. No fucking way.
Sakyo repeats to himself that he has to be the stable one. The rational one. The one who grounds the rest amid the chaos. He’s used to giving things up after all, yet every time he makes eye contact with you, he’s not so sure he’ll ever get used to this one thing. Laughable, really. He takes off his glasses and rubs his face. Damn he wishes he could wake up.
Juza looks at the ceiling of his room in silence. The place they are gonna stay is practically the same, you have told them, more opportunities even. But you are the one who allowed him to enter into this world, and no matter how many times he hears it he won’t understand. You should be the first one to be there with them, not the last one saying goodbye.
Taichi becomes louder and more energetic than ever. He does his best to try and forget what’s about to happen, especially when the feeling in his chest becomes too much to bear. Because if he doesn’t his mind reels over him, and then he will have to explain to you the cause of his swollen eyes is the river of tears he let out in the middle of the night.
Omi cooks. He cooks and cooks every single thing you have ever mentioned liking. He wants to make you the happiest while you are here. To enjoy what little time you have together. Yet when he gazes upon your profile with the utmost affection, his jaw also tightens. Because there is no way he’s gonna be okay missing that smile of yours greeting him every day.
Azami tries to keep his mind off the news -there’s no dwelling on the fact that it will happen. However there are times when he’s in the courtyard, in the practice room, even in the hall, where he notices your familiar fragrance. Thing is, they are always out of the blue, and he has to stop for a few seconds to compose himself, leaving a few curses on the way.
Homare’s poems have been coming in millions, as if there’s a need to share as much as he can before the time comes. He knows things are not going to be the same, but you have helped him love himself more than he ever imagined and it just seems unfair to let you go this way.
Azuma wanders around the dorm in the middle of the night, taking everything in. He touches the walls, hears the crickets in the distance, and glances into the direction of your room, lips turning into a thin line. Just like everyone, your presence has become an essential part for him, and it will be difficult to get used to not finding you around.
Tasuku breathes heavily, closing the door of the entrances after his morning run. He’s about to go to his room when he hears you moving around the kitchen -because by now he knows it’s you- and he stops in his tracks. It’s going to be hard to get used to not talking as much to you as usual, and part of him wishes he could have made plays that gained more people for you to stay.
Hisoka feels numb, as if he can already feel the distance. It carries a weight that's heavier than anything. He opens his eyes as he hears your voice walking up to him to wake him up. He doesn’t want to say goodbye, he concurs. More fervently than anything, he wishes you didn’t have to let go.
Guy blinks. The feeling is straight-up heart-clenching, and the adults have had their fair share of comments regarding this. Inevitable. Unavoidable. His mouth twitches. He closes his eyes and tries to engrave you in his memory one more time. He has learned a lot thanks to you, and that in itself is a tremendous thing. He only wishes he could have kept walking this journey with you.
Tsumugi looks at the garden and crouches, biting his lip. He has done his best not to seem distressed, but it’s been difficult as the date gets closer and closer. He turns to the flower that has your name, and caresses each of its petals, leaving gently afterwards. How he wishes you could stay with them.
Because you helped them all bloom, and it was only fair that you did too.
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Can you please make one in which Jennie gets period cramps during rehearsals and tries to hide it but the girls end up noticing she's not feeling well and take care of her. Please 🙏🙏
☾jennie: time of month☽
-request on wattpad-
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Jennie wakes up feeling like shit.
It’s not an overstatement. Her stomach is contracting painfully and her head is pounding and oh wait, it’s that time of month.
She’s contemplating whether she should get up and take medication or just stay in bed for the rest of the day when her door opens.
“Rise and shine Jendeuk!” Jisoo’s smiling face greets her.
Jennie groans, pulling the covers over her head.  “5 more minutes… scratch that, 5 more days…”
“Come on Jen, we have rehearsals today. Our comeback is in a month… we need to practice.”
Jennie’s stomach sinks. Somehow in the haze of pain she’d forgotten that Blackpink’s comeback is nearing - that means endless recording in the studio, hours of going over lyrics and formation, and the grueling dance practices.
She’s dreading getting through the rest of the day.
But one look at the older girl’s earnest, happy face and Jennie knows that she doesn’t wanna worry Jisoo or any of the other girls no matter how much pain she might feel.
So she forces a smile, sits up, and pushes the covers off her. “You’re right unnie, we need to practice… see you downstairs?”
Jisoo nods. “You better actually come down.”
“I will, I will.”
Jennie waits till Jisoo shuts the door behind her before flopping back down onto her bed. Just one more minute… she thinks before closing her eyes again.
*******
Jennie ends up skipping breakfast, partially because of her killer cramps, mostly because she wants to avoid the girls questioning what’s wrong before they’ve even left the dorm.
“Jennieyah!” Jisoo yells from downstairs. “It’s time to go! You said you’d come down!”
Jennie takes a deep breath. “Alright, alright, I’m coming!” She throws on a t-shirt and sweatpants before walking slowly down the stairs, hoping her expression doesn’t betray how much pain she’s in.
“About time you arrived. Are you not hungry? You haven’t eaten anything…” Chaeyoung says worriedly, looking at the brunette in concern.
“It’s okay… I’m not hungry.”
“You sure?” 
“I’ll grab a granola bar or something for the road… it’s fine,” Jennie assures the younger girl.
Chaeyoung nods, finally convinced, skipping off to join Lisa in the back seat of their driver’s black Kia.
Jisoo turns to her. “I packed some leftover toast for you… tell me if you’re hungry later, ‘kay?”
Jennie thanks her before they both get in the car, mentally preparing for a long day of rehearsals.
*******
“Come on, come on, everyone in place! Let’s go!” Lisa cheers, hyping them up once they get to the practice room at YG.
Usually Jennie would laugh at her antics, but today the constant sharp pain in her stomach is not exactly helping her get in the mood.
Still she makes sure to try her best as they get into their starting formation and the music starts playing.
Step. Turn. Signature move. Strike a pose. Walk backwards. Change formation.
Halfway through the second time they’re running through the dance it feels like someone’s stabbing Jennie’s stomach over and over again. She grits her teeth, determined to get through the rest of the choreo without collapsing.
“Stop!” Lisa yells, always the boss whenever it comes to dance practice. Rosie runs over to turn off the music and steps back to let Lisa say whatever corrections she has.
Jennie doubles over, breathing hard with her hands on her knees. The pain is so intense she can’t think clearly, which is why she doesn’t hear Jisoo asking her if she’s okay.
“Jennie unnie?” Lisa walks over to her in concern. “What’s wrong? Do you need a break?”
Jennie shakes her head fast, even though every cell in her body is screaming at her to stop. Jisoo was right, their comeback is coming very soon and if she doesn’t nail this today, she’s going to let the whole group down.
“One more time…” she manages to say, standing back up and plastering a reassuring smile on her face. “I’m okay, just needed to catch my breath… you know how I get.”
Jennie doesn’t see the other three’s disbelieving faces as she goes over to take a drink from her water bottle. 
“She doesn’t look okay…” Chaeyoung remarks under her breath to the other girls 
“She keeps putting a hand on her stomach… do you think she’s sick?”
“I know, maybe she has cramps… you know how bad her cramps can get.” Jisoo guesses the most reasonable answer.
The girls all nod in sympathy.
“Don’t push her too much today Lisayah, I’m hoping she’ll admit that she’s in pain sooner or later… we’ll have to question her if she doesn’t.”
“Okay Jisoonie, let’s wait and see.”
Jennie turns back around at that exact moment. “What are you waiting for? Time to practice!”
*******
Jennie is not feeling okay.
The pain that was there this morning has almost doubled and she’s feeling slightly sick too, maybe the intense dance practice isn’t helping.
On top of that, the dull pounding in her head has gotten worse, and hiding it has gotten significantly more difficult. She can only hope that the girls haven’t noticed already.
Just get through the rest of the day, you’ll be fine, she convinces herself.
“You good Jen? You’re really pale… sure you’re okay?” Jisoo asks cautiously, not wanting Jennie to clam up and say she’s fine again.
Jennie opens her mouth to say that yes, she’s completely fine, but something in Jisoo’s gaze is so warm and caring that she breaks.
“No,” she says in a small voice.
“We could tell, unnie,” Chaeyoung chuckles, before quickly turning serious.  “Where hurts? You look like you’re in pain…”
“My stomach… and my head. I think it’s cramps.” Jennie mumbles, sinking down onto the floor. “Can we go home guys? I’m not feeling well…”
Lisa wraps her arms around her. “Of course unnie, you should have told us earlier… why did you hide it from us?”
“I didn’t want you to worry… and our comeback is in less than a month so we need to practice… I’m sorry.”
“Don’t be.” Jisoo sits down next to her. “Next time just tell us okay? No one blames you, everyone has those days. We’ll take care of you.”
“Jisoo unnie’s right, it’s okay… you’re okay. Should we go home now?”
At Chaeyoung’s words, everyone nods and Jisoo calls their driver to come pick them up early. No one leaves Jennie’s side the whole time.
When they get home, Jennie lets the girls fuss over her, getting her a hot water bottle for her stomach and making all her favorite foods.
“Thank you for making me feel better guys… I love you.”
And to be honest? 
She really does feel better.
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Some amusing chuckles from the MCC 21 Noxcrew Admins: (can you tell I'm running out of synonyms)
-For a brief, terrifying moment, Noxite loses his mustache
-Noxite Does Not Know what a hype train is, it just keeps happening and it's confusing every time
-I'll insult whoever!" -Noxite
-The admins anticipating Grian unleashing destruction in SG (literally everyone remembers the meme except him)
-Noxite stopping the timer in SG for no actual reason and everyone teasing him for it
-"What's the difference between a pick up truck and an SUV?" -Noxite
"Well, they're spelled differently, for starters." -Avondale
-Noctis cheering on Ren, Joel and Scar when they got kills in SG
-The admins are always so proud of the players when they do well it's so endearing they care about their blorbos as much as we do
-Noctis screaming DOGGOS as soon as they're teleported to the hub
-"They're gonna cancel the Nox out of Noxcrew, we're just gonna be the crew." -Avondale
-Marius? cackling about the evil spot he came up with for hiding one of the dogs
-Noxite deciding to ramble about the fifth episode of Moonlight??
"It felt like it was stuffing story down my throat with a metal spoon...and the spoon was barbed."
-Some interesting technical talk about why optifine, although serviceable and more accessible, doesn't function as well as sodium for mcc, especially for games like hitw and ace race
-Avondale proposing a HITW 'story mode' where all the walls are words which together form a story, and everyone just adding on ways to make it even worse
-"I'm just impressed by our ability to consistently deliver $5 of value every stream." -Avondale
-"I'm still wondering why we called it Battle Box Remix and not B-B-B-Battle Box!" -Avondale
This then prompts 30 seconds of the admins announcing different games, including Noxite deciding to just randomly mix up the letters in TGTTOS and call it a remix
-Half of the time the Noxcrew are just suggesting bad mcc ideas to themselves
-I love the way they commentate while Noxite is staring down at the players running around in their little boxes like they're observing rats in a lab performing intelligence tests
-Them laughing over the player names being shortened in the tab, like they weren't the ones to make it like that
-Avondale feeling so disappointed by the sound of the flowers being found
"Couldn't there be a happier rejection noise?"
-Noxite being extremely confused about how to pronounce Moesh's name
-"There are some people, where I pronounce their names, and then they correct me, and I say actually no, this is how you pronounce your name." -Noxite
-Avondale being one of the people Noxite willfully butchers the name of
"What, is Joe going to get offended? No, he's just going to sit there and take it." -Noxite
-"I just expect chaos from you, so I start saying 'oh dear god'." -Noctis to Noxite
-Every time anyone does well, Noctis is just their most enthusiastic supporter, she's fantastic
-"If you guys want to see the stream at 60 fps, just open it twice and put it in two different monitors." -Avondale
-"I don't know how to eat." -Noxite
"Uh, with your mouth, I would presume." -Noctis
-The Noxcrew harassing Noxite to put up a face cam of him eating a burger and to just ignore the game going on
-From time to time Noxite will just break out into random insults at people in the chat
-Anthony? rambling about how La La Land is just a film about a guy who likes jazz, made by a guy who likes jazz, who decided to make a movie about himself, a guy who likes jazz
-Noxite leaving the keyboard to go get a foil for his burger, and Avondale just tp-ing him along with the Journey map in RSR
"How's this for FPS?"
-Them also telling Noxite to leave the mic on while eating his burger
"Let us hear how juicy it is!" -Avondale
-A minutes long discussion about the Stanley Parable remaster
-Marius? planning out ways to rig the voting for Battle Box Remix
-Spoiler leaked about a different mesa map in the making, perhaps for battle box?
-"People are always saying this to me, you know, when's MCC going full mesa? 8 mesa games on the dome." -Isaac
-The Noxcrew clarifying the new SB map is NOT an endorsement of Yellow specifically, it may just look that way because of all the gold
"Yellow team does look pretty swaggy with that gold." -Marius?
-Noxite just KEEPS leaving the keyboard in order to eat his burger and the stream is just left staring at an empty area
-You do not watch the admin stream for game content you watch for banter and shenanigans
-Them considering Tommy's offer to buy MCC Limited, a company which does not exist and owns nothing, for $2.4 million
"Just give him a few demands, a special role, he'll be happy." -Aeltumn?
-Isaac explaining how the border does move faster in this map, and in general this map is faster than the others because it encourages fighting more and the size is smaller
-The admin stream reactions are always so good because, unlike players, they don't have to worry about playing and they can gasp and comment to their heart's content
-Them getting nervous and excited about introducing updates like Battle Box Remix, it's very endearing because MCC is so clearly a product of passion <3
-Avondale and Isaac discussing the issue that at no given time are you able to see both capture points, making results more confusing, but moving them in closer would disrupt the movement pacing
-The Pain every time they check up on Lime's points in BB
-Noxite spectating Philza in SOT because he wants to see if he'll suffer with the new changes
-PKW will definitely come back, in a new form, but Bingo is a little weird. They do want to test the normal minecraft skills Bingo involves, but maybe not in the same form as before.
-The admins' obvious bias towards spectating Dream in each of the games, especially SOT
-The SOT vote was, perhaps, a little rigged...
-Starfire in the chat pulling up a list of questions to ask Noxite and him responding with constant snark
-"I have been laughing at the same five jokes for the last 25 years. What's one more?" -Avondale
-Avondale and Noctis were very invested in the finale vote for which game they thought would be funniest (BM would've been funnier, but the way PKT was chosen makes up for it)
-Aeltumn being the only person in the Noxcrew concerned with honestly detailing how the flowers affected the voting, and Noxite begging him to please stop talking
-Noxite going into a very strange analogy about meat eating and voting, and how the Noxcrew are hunters, or maybe the players are, and uhhh
"Everybody eats the chicken, we eat the chicken, and then the viewers are eating the chicken." -Anthony?
-"This is not a supervillain scheme, it's marketing!" -Noxite
-"All of you are victims of marketing. You live lives full of lies." -Noxite
-"Are the Noxcrew real? No, we're a figment of your imagination." -Noctis
-Noxite calling everyone in the admin stream chat weak, quiet, good little minions who definitely won't betray their secrets
-"At the end of the day, we all want a pat on the back from Mr. Noxite, don't we?" -Noxite
-Everybody agreeing that sounds weird, Doctor Noxite sounds worse, and then Noctis making the obligatory Daddy Noxite joke
-"Anyone who's stuck around after being called 'weak' and 'powerless', we know what you're into now." -Avondale
-Noxite being confused at the multitude of avatars in chat resembling wolves or dogs, and the others explaining that it represents loyalty
-"You come in here and get harassed for free, and then you subscribe and you get harassed the same amount, just $5 poorer." -Avondale
-Avondale calling for a line up of subscribers who want to be harassed
-Everyone roasting the hell out of NFT bros
-A minutes long confusion over the difference between Cyan and Aqua, with Avondale adding of course they're not the same they're spelled differently and everything
-Aqua is the team color which has won the most MCC's!
-Maywolf? apparently acted as a rogue entity and sent everyone in the Noxcrew five-win medals without Noxite's permission
"You're witnessing the first live deposition to be presented in court!" -Avondale
-The admins being so busy fighting that Noxite hasn't even moved the camera to watch Dodgebolt
-Avondale calling the admin stream "the same nine inside jokes over and over again"
-Aeltumn is going on vacation and they're just going to skip it next time a seventh MCC rolls around
-"You know what my favorite part of running a minecraft company is? Running around and ironically calling people nerds." -Noxite
-The Noxcrew sitting down and having an internal meeting about whether to reset the count each season of MCC, and deciding against it partially because this way they would eventually have MCC69
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badjokesbyjeff · 2 years
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A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In Hell
A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.
"So, you're a politician..."
"Well, yes, is that a problem?"
"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and unfortunately you will have to spend a day in Hell. After that however, you're free to choose where you want to spend eternity!"
"Wait, I have to spend a day in Hell?!" says the politician. "Those are the rules," replies St Peter, clicks his fingers, and WOOMPH, the guy disappears. He awakes, curled up with his hands over his eyes, knowing he's in Hell. Cautiously, he listens for the screams, sniffs the air for brimstone, and finds... Nothing. Just the smell of, is that fabric softener? And cut grass, this can't be right?
"Open your eyes!" says a voice. "C'mon, wakey wakey, we've only got 24 hours!" Nervously, he uncovers his eyes, looks around, and sees he's in a hotel room. A nice one too. Wait, this is a penthouse suite... And there's a smiling man in a suit, holding a martini. "Who are you??" The politician asks.
"Well, I'm Satan!" says the man, handing him the drink and helping him to his feet. "Welcome to Hell!"
"Wait, this is Hell? But... Where's all the pain and suffering?" he asks.
Satan throws him a wink. "Oh, we've been a bit misrepresented over the years, it's a long story. Anyway, this is your room! The minibar is of course free, as is the room service, there's extra towels next to the hot-tub, and if you need anything, just call reception. But enough of this! It's a beautiful day, and if you'd care to look outside..."
Slightly stunned by the opulent surroundings, the man wanders over to the floor-to-ceiling windows through which the sun is glowing, looks far down, and sees a group of people cheering and waving at him from a golf course.
"It's one of 5 pro-level courses on site, and there's another 6 just a few minutes drive out past the beach and harbour!" says Satan, answering his unasked question.
So they head down in the lift, walk out through the glittering lobby where everyone waves and welcomes the man, as Satan signs autographs and cheerily talks shop with the laughing staff. And as he walks out, he sees the group on the golf course are made up of every one of his old friends, people he's admired for years but never met or worked with, and people whose work he's admired but died long before his career started. And out of the middle of this group walks his wife, with a massive smile and the body she had when she was 20, who throws her arms around him and plants a delicate kiss on his cheek. Everyone cheers and applauds, and as they slap him on the back and trade jokes, his worst enemy arrives, as a 2 foot tall goblin-esque caddy. He spends the day in the bright sunshine on the course, having the time of his life laughing at jokes and carrying important discussions, putting the world to rights with his friends while holding his delighted wife next to him as she gazes lovingly at him.
Later, they return to the hotel for dinner and have an enormous meal, perfectly cooked. As everyone is falling about laughing and flinging bread sticks at each other, his wife whispers in his ear... And they return to their penthouse suite, and spend the rest of the night making love like they did on their honeymoon. After hours of passion, the man falls deep into the 100% Egyptian cotton pillows, and falls into a deep and happy sleep... and is woken up by St Peter.
"So, that was Hell. Wasn't what you were expecting, I bet?" "No sir!" says the man. "So then," says St Peter. "You can make your choice. It's Hell, which you saw, or Heaven, which has choral singing, talking to God, white robes, and so on."
"Well... I know this sounds strange, but on balance, I think I'd prefer Hell," says the politician. "Not a problem, we totally understand! Enjoy!" says St Peter, and clicks his fingers again.
The man wakes up in total darkness, the stench of ammonia filling the air and distant screams the only noise. As he adjusts, he can see the only light is from belches of flame far away, illuminating the ragged remains of people being tortured or burning in a sulphurous ocean. A sudden bolt of lightning reveals Satan next to him, wearing the same suit as before and grinning, holding a soldering iron in one hand and a coil of razor-wire in the other. "What's this??" He cries. "Where's the hotel?? Where's my wife??? Where's the minibar, the golf-courses, the pool, the restaurant, the free drinks and the sunshine???"
"Ah", says Satan. "You see, yesterday, we were campaigning. But today, you voted."
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snowcandyz · 2 years
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The Brothers' + Side Characters' Reaction to MC Who Hides in Small Spaces During Argument
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It was a typical day in RAD. Everything was fine, the classes were okay, you didn’t feel sleepy in class and you could easily pay attention. And now, it’s lunchtime.
With a hungry stomach, you walked to the cafeteria to get some food before Beel consumed all of it, only to be stopped by a massive crowd in front of you.
Shouts and screams were heard as various insults were thrown at each other. The demons around the parties involved either stood in silence, cheered to rile them up or giggled and laughed because of the scene unfolding before them.
LUCIFER
When he first saw the fight, he didn’t really care about it. The eldest had many more things to take care of besides the petty argument between two lower demons.
Until he saw the look on your face.
He knew he had to resolve the dispute before it was too late.
When he finally got every student to move along with their plan and not crowd the hallway, he noticed you were not there anymore.
So he searched all over for you.
And he found you hiding under a desk while you hugged your knees to your chest.
Your eyes were red, hinting that you’ve been crying.
Lucifer quickly scooped you into his arms and moved you from under the desk.
He hugged you tightly and whispered words of assurance.
Suggested you take a rest in the infirmary.
He would never leave your side until you assure him that you’re fine.
MAMMON
Would be the one to rile up the fight.
You can bet he’s already establishing a betting system between the students on who would win the fight this time.
But then he noticed that you were running away from the scene.
So Mammon chased after you and found you hiding in a tiny space between the lockers.
Considering your smaller body, you could easily go there, but Mammon? Well, his body isn’t as large as Beel but he still had difficulty reaching out to you.
Apologized to you because he thought you didn’t like him gambling in RAD.
But found out it’s because of the fight, not him.
Mammon took note of this. No more fighting with Levi in front of MC.
Convinced you to come to him and hugged you tightly.
Promised to buy you ice cream on the way back home.
LEVIATHAN
He didn’t like the crowds. It felt uncomfortable with the number of students hogging the hallway.
Suggested to you that he wanted to go back to the classroom.
You wanted to follow him.
As soon as you were inside the classroom, you hid under the desk, cradling yourself as you tried to cancel out the noises from the fight.
Levi knew how it felt.
Why do you think he sleeps in a bathtub?
Quickly sat beside you under the desk and held you close.
He tried humming your favourite anime songs to calm you down.
He also rubbed your back slowly to give you some comfort.
Suggested you ditch RAD and take the next class online with him instead.
SATAN
He was already moving away from the fight when it happened.
They’re all wasting his time. He could’ve already been at the library, spending his lunchtime reading the detective novels he's been dying to read, if it wasn’t for the fight.
When he passed the classroom, he saw you opening a locker and shutting yourself in it.
Were surprised and quickly came into the classroom.
He found you crying and cradling yourself inside the locker.
Immediately used magic to make the classroom soundproof.
Held you close as you cried on his chest.
Reminded himself not to lose control in front of him.
Suggested you to follow him to the back of the school so you can meet the stray kittens he's been secretly feeding.
ASMODEUS
He would be there just to gossip and be the commenter.
Until he realised you’re running away from the scene.
At first, he thought that maybe you needed to use the restroom, but it was already 5 minutes, and you were not back.
Were worried and searched for you.
He found you hugging your knees tightly beside a locker on the cornerback of the classroom.
Wondered why you were sitting on a dirty floor but then realised there was something wrong with you.
Immediately hugged you to give you comfort.
He gently rubbed your back to help you calm down as he kissed the top of your head.
Promised to lend you his bathroom so you could take a flower bath after school.
BEELZEBUB
He’s too busy munching on his food to realise there’s a fight going on in the hallway.
Brought you some because he didn’t see you at the cafeteria.
But as soon as he spotted you, you ran away from him. From the fight scene but he didn’t realise there was a fight going on.
Chased you back to the classroom and found you hiding under the desk.
He asked you if everything was alright but you only cried.
He asked for your permission to hug you.
And you immediately hugged him.
Being in his arms was already enough to block the noises from the fight.
After you calmed down for a bit, he asked whether you wanted to eat the bread he bought for you.
You ate it while still being surrounded by his protective arms.
BELPHEGOR
He was sleeping in the classroom when the fight broke out.
Was annoyed because the noise interrupted his nap.
That’s when he realised there was someone sobbing at the back of the class.
He found you in a locker and just stared at you for a few seconds.
He asked if you were okay and suggested you come out from the locker so he could hug you.
You did.
And he realised you were crying because of the fight that was going on in the hallway.
Secretly wished to kill the demons in question because they made you traumatised.
He used his magic to make you fall asleep, so you did not have to listen to the vulgar language the lower demons were spewing.
DIAVOLO
Let’s be honest; no one would want to fight in front of the Demon Prince of Devildom.
But in some rare cases that they do, he would immediately resolve the fight, either by words or magic.
So when he walked back to the student council room, he heard sobs from the classroom you’re in.
He went to look for the source and found you hiding under one of the desks.
Immediately asked if you were okay. 
He carefully scooped you away from your hiding place and put you on his lap as his arms wrapped themselves around your back.
Came to know that you don’t like people raising their voices in fights and arguments.
Starting from that day, physical, verbal and magical altercations are banned from RAD.
BARBATOS
He already knew when or where the fight was going to happen.
Immediately prevented the fight from breaking out in the first place.
But if he’s too late to prevent it from happening due to attending to his Lord’s needs, he’d make sure to resolve the fight as soon as possible.
And searched for you to comfort you.
He always knew where you were hiding and would give you a hug before giving you some sweets to calm down.
After that, he escorted you back to the student council room and prepare some aromatic tea with slices of your favourite cake.
SIMEON
He honestly didn’t mind the fights but would get away from them as soon as possible because he didn’t want Luke to see the bad examples.
Would choose the farthest classroom to make sure no words of insults came to Luke’s ear.
But realised you’re there with them too.
He found you hiding between the lockers and immediately came over to comfort you.
His angelic presence and calm voice were enough to soothe you as you cried on his chest.
Promised you that he’ll bake something for you after school that day.
LUKE
Simeon will usher him away from the scene as soon as possible.
Not that he’s interested in the fight anyway.
Those lowly demons! And what kind of language are they spewing with each other?! So disgusting!
And when he realised you were hiding between the lockers, he rushed over to comfort you too.
Would give you a hug and tell you not to cry.
Simeon could see that he was crying too when he saw you in pain like this.
There’s nothing better than surrounding yourself with the angels for comfort.
SOLOMON
He loved the drama.
What’s more entertaining than seeing two lower demons fighting each other?
But then, realised your tense expression beside him.
Asked if you were okay, but you ran away while covering your ears.
When you ran away from the scene to hide, he immediately knew you didn’t like these fights.
Would change everyone present to rabbits so they could shut up and no longer agitate you.
Would chase after you and give you a tight hug to comfort you.
Showed some magic tricks to help you calm down.
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elysianslove · 3 years
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haikyuu boys that ━━
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━━ would absolutely, definitely, 100% get nauseous, dizzy, possibly might faint, while their s/o is in labor. one peak and they’re doubling over the hospital bed, inhaling deeply and exhaling sharply, steeling themselves. some are surprising, some are expected. all are stupid.
iwaizumi hajime; he just cannot. he cannot fathom what is happening. there is no way you’re going through that and surviving. no wonder you’re screaming in pain. of course you’re screaming in pain. he takes one look at what’s going on and just immediately takes a step back, eyebrows raised and hand pressed to his chest like “my god.” he’s an 8/10 though because he is incredibly supportive and those arms are great to grab onto. will not complain for a second (is strangely way too quiet), but he’s worryingly pale. maybe he’s quiet cause if he speaks he’ll throw up. 
miya atsumu; he’s this close to screaming. or crying. possibly both. he can’t tell if he’s scared in general or scared for you or if he’s hurting seeing you hurting. in fact, no one can tell. he just looks like he’s watching an alien abduction happen right before his eyes. like a 6/10 because he probably does actually faint. it’s almost as if he’s the one in labor. and he’s the annoying kind of supportive that makes you want to smack him like shut the fuck up i’m pushing a whole child out of me right now. but his reactions are extremely endearing and hilarious to watch back because he most definitely insisted on filming. 
akaashi keiji; the silent struggler. really doesn’t wanna make it obvious at all. like he really, really, really doesn’t want you knowing that he’s uncomfortable in any way, but he’s like, sweating from how nauseous he is. a big part of it is hating seeing you in pain; he cringes every time you so much as groan or pant. 7/10 because he’s incredibly supportive but his hands are way too clammy :/ like fr get a grip keiji. again, supportive, but his voice is shaky so it’s like, really ineffective. he cries when he sees his baby and it automatically makes him an 11/10.
sakusa kiyoomi; absolute coward. pussy. it’s not about hygiene, he’s just genuinely mortified. keeps asking you’re okay like,,, what do you think, sir? he keeps looking even though every time he does it doesn’t get any better? question mark? you can see him visibly gulping cause he’s in so much shock. like a 5/10 because he forgets to hold your hand. just stands there. eyes wide and mouth parted like a dumb fish. chokes back on his sobs when he hears his baby’s cries and it’s adorable how he brings his hand up to silence himself so maybe he’s a 7/10.
goshiki tsutomu; please he probably has a panic attack mid labor. definitely screams with you and all the nurses and the doctor are like ???? holds your hand tighter than you’re holding his. apologizes the whole time. the whole time. like the doctor asked him if he wants to see what’s happening, which idk why they would consider that a smart idea, and he just wailed like, “baby i’m so sorry, i’m so sorry, can we just adopt?” a 3/10. he’s so cute but. bring someone else if you don’t want to rip your hair out and his. 
kageyama tobio; he absolutely tries to pretend that he’s okay but he just gets really, really quiet once you start delivering and his lips are chapped and his pupils are blown and his face is so pale. he looks like he just got off of a really bad rollercoaster. he’s not even holding your hand you’re just hanging onto an unmoving, lifeless limb. maybe 6/10, cause he could be better in the supportive department but, at least he was quietly panicking. he does have a mini panic attack once his baby is in his arms though. like just starts hyperventilating. it’s okay though! it’s actually kind of cute <3
lev haiba; actually faints. not probably. he actually faints. like all 6′5 of him just drops onto the floor by your bed and you’re like ,,, damn, guess i’m doing this alone then. he wakes up and the first thing he sees is your baby crowning and he just faints again pls. someone has to be there with you, just like to help him to you. he cannot stand straight at all, he’s leaning on the bed the whole time. 5/10 because it genuinely makes you laugh it kind of makes the pain bearable. they have to get a chair in case he just falls back cause he’s just so dizzy pls.
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━━ would be so fucking annoying. who the hell let them in this room? why did you agree to this? how are you going to raise a child with them? regrets. so many regrets. 
tanaka ryūnosuke; he’s like annoyingly scared. shut up and calm down for a minute i’m trying to birth your child here. swears so much like “holy shit holy shit that’s a big baby.” like pls you’re trying to push it out of you and he has the audacity to say shit like that? treats it like it’s some sort of volleyball match like he cheers whenever the doctor praises you. maybe a 5/10 cause he’s just annoying, but it’s motivating in a way. accepts any insult you throw at him too, like he’s so on board with it. “yes, i’m absolutely a piece of shit— what do you mean you’re not getting anywhere near my dick babe wait.”
bokuto kōtarō; listen :( you don’t want to think he’s annoying but he lowkey is. he’s trying his hardest to make this an easier experience for you but you just need him to be a little quieter. like this hurts bo, calm down please. you want to match his energy but it’s literally physically impossible. he’s an 8/10 though because you doubt it’d have been possible to go through it without him. bokuto’s incredibly ripped too so he lets you hang onto him and he holds you tightly too, like grips your hands and legs so strong that it’s v physically supportive too. 
kozume kenma; he’s so. quiet. like say something kozume. say anything. he’s just wincing and cringing. 4/10 cause where’s the emotion. lets you hold his hand, like wow you should be honored. insults you back if you insult him???? like what’s that about???? when he sees his baby he does like, sharply intake a breath or whatever cause he doesn’t want to cry but he’s really struggling not to, which is kind of cute you guess. films the whole thing and does like a peace sign with a very nonchalant face but he has a filter on and the filter scans your face too except you’re like screaming. actually a 3/10. 
sugawara kōshi; he’s incredibly supportive yes, but mans will be laughing at you. laughing. at you. probably films you and is like properly giggling and laughing boisterously. is so unfazed by anything and everything he sees. he would so easily be a 10/10 but he becomes a -1/10 just cause he’s an ass. definitely like is breathless and is so mind-blown when he sees his baby. just in awe and in shock that he laughs like, “we made that holy crap.” good to have in the delivery room because he does make the atmosphere easier and more lighthearted, but,,, at what cost? your sanity’s. 
suna rintarō; the amount of times you wanted to punch him you cannot count on your ten fingers. makes some sex joke about how you’re so stretched out. you literally want to deck him. films the birthing process and makes you watch the video when you’re not even done delivering the baby? cause he’s insane i guess? justifies it as “this is a reminder of how strong you are,” like shut up with your bullshit. it’s kinda smart tho cause you can pull this on your kid later but still. he’s so fucking annoying. if you hold his hand too hard he’ll be like “it can’t be that bad stop being such a baby,” and the baby is delivered like an hour early out of spite. a 6/10 tho cause somehow you love him and decided to have a baby with him. 
ushijima wakatoshi; pt.2 to say fucking something??? he’s mostly quiet cause he doesn’t really know what to say, and cause he’s never seen you in this much pain and it’s kind of shocking him. he’s not scared though, cause it’s like, a natural process of human life and the life cycle and all that stuff, he’s just like. taking time to process it. lets you hold his hand though. also if you wanna like give up halfway through he’s annoyingly angry with you like “no. you can’t just give up halfway. stop being a coward.” like why don’t you give it a try toshi??? a 5/10. could do better. 
terushima yuuji; so hyperactive that it’s infuriating. doesn’t even hold your hand, he just stands back and observes and like cheers. literally will jump every time you push, like what the fuck, my love? makes really weird comments like “what does it feel like? does it feel like you’re pooping?” like???? it feels like i’m being torn in half yu :D a 4/10 only cause when you ask if you can slap him he wholeheartedly agrees and the doctor cannot hold their laugh back. also definitely plays like the chika dance and makes the nurses do it with him. probably films a tiktok too. you’re going to kill him after. 
oikawa tōru; he’s trying so hard to be supportive and your backbone but he’s just so jittery and nervous. he’s not going to faint or get nauseous, but he literally cannot stay still. he’s so anxious it’s making you anxious. his hands are shaking when they grip yours, but honestly, completely unbiased of course, an 8/10, cause it really is so endearing. like he’s breathlessly and exasperatingly praising you and you can tell he’s near tears just gasping back sobs so ,,, maybe he’s not that annoying. but he is. he is annoying. a little. 
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━━ would be the best of the best. perfectly supportive. a lovely anchor. not too quiet, not too chatty. is so soft and gentle with you. you fall in love with them all over again. 
miya osamu; definitely a 10/10. husband material. he has a cloth that’s just patting away at your sweat. kisses your hand and knuckles. soothingly rubs at your thighs. tells you you’re doing great, that it’ll all be worth it. kisses your forehead. grins at you halfway through when you need that extra motivation. literally all the nurses and the doctor are swooning over him. he’s very nervous deep down but he won’t show it, not for a moment, for your sake. 10/10. can’t stress this enough. 
kita shinsuke; another king! so soft with you when you feel like giving up. just speaks to you in hushed tones like, “you’ve come this far, lovely. you can’t back out now. think of all the happy moments we’ll get to share just a few hours from now.” and you’re like “alright i’m sold.” completely unfazed by anything he sees. okay maybe a little fazed but he just kisses your forehead after sneaking a peak and tells you you’re doing wonderfully. 100000/10. imagine him as the father of your children???? like literally who else would you want????
aran ojiro; wow another inarizaki i sense a trend. except atsumu he’s a pussy. cheers you on quietly, holds onto your legs, breathes with you, smooths your hair back, literally just an angel. if you take a small break he just spends it quietly talking with you to get your mind off the pain. his knuckles are just caressing your jaw and cheek softly till you’ve calmed down. 10/10 obviously. he’s just the right amount of loud supportive and quiet supportive. kisses you full on the mouth when he first hears his baby’s cries and can’t stop thanking you. literally wtf he’s so cute.
kuroo tetsurō; he’s actually surprisingly very serious when you’re delivering the baby. he’s cracking jokes and all before to try and get you less nervous but it’s actually because he’s freaking out. he’s mostly quiet, just holding onto your hand as tightly as you’re gripping his. he holds his breath every time you push. keeps whispering i love you and pressing kisses to your temple. a 9/10 cause he’s so quiet it’s a little scary but he cannot hold back his tears when he sees his baby. kisses you all over your face after. 
satori tendō; very emotional. like so emotional. he’s teary eyed the whole time, just thanking you even if you hadn’t given birth yet. it makes the nurses cry too cause it’s so lovely to see him get so visibly affected by this. he’s just whispering thank you’s and i promise not to let you down ever and i promise to love you forever and you’re pretty sure he’s speaking to the baby you’re birthing at this point. 9/10 cause he made you cry :( no but really he’s a 10/10. super loving, keeps asking you if you’re okay, if you need water, need to hold his hand, anything. angel, fr. 
matsukawa issei; relatively surprising as well because you expected him to be more than just annoying, but he’s just. in awe. he’s so amazed by how much you’re going through, and he just stores it in the back of his brain. literally thanks you for the next 50 years to come. laughs endearingly with you to lighten the mood. 9/10. a point is deducted because he jokingly said that now you’ll be able to take his dick really easily. a nurse choked in shock pls. gets real close after to whisper i love you so that only you can hear. he’s just a dream <3
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━━ would not let you move an inch after giving birth. all the work is on them for the next 5 years. 
all of them. not a single one is left out in this one. they’re annoying but ,,, they all love very strongly <3
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end note; listen idk what this is. i had a vision where iwaizumi could not handle his s/o giving birth and the thought was actually so sweet to me, just the nurses laughing at him and he’s just breathing deeply to try and not throw up and then. this happened. anyways. this helped put me in a better mood so i hope it does/did for anyone else too! 
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