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darkkitty1208 · 2 years

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* Stephen, injured on the floor *

Pepper : OH MY GOD HE'S DYING CALL 911

Tony, panicking : WHAT'S THE NUMBER?!

Pepper :

Stephen, rising from the brink of death : Really?

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dinasaurconspiranoic · 2 years

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Pepper, we’d want Nat to be Morgan's guardian.

Natasha: That is great news! Morgan, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.

Pepper: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.

Natasha: All mine!

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Pepper: why are you following me?

Tony: because we’re dating now

Pepper: okay… what about Rhodey?

Tony: we’re a package deal

Rhodey: buy one idiot, get one free

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Pepper: remember that meeting starts in 3 hours tony, so you better be back

Tony: No.

Pepper: Tony. You will be present at this meeting.

Tony: I am not above slashing my own tires to avoid this meeting.

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ir0npvrker · 9 months

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rhodey: i remember sending tony an email that started off with “i hope this email finds you well” and this man responded with “this email finds me hungover”

pepper: *disappointed sigh*

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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months

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tony, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest rhodes

rhodey, glancing up: yes?

tony, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest platypus, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.

rhodey, turning to tony’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

pepper, tony’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

tony, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

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wynnyfryd · 1 year

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Robin: Steve, I’d give you my firstborn for some pizza right now

Steve: You don��t even want kids?

Eddie: Oh shit, pizza?!

Steve: No! I’m not driving to get pizza we’re all drunk

Robin: But Steeeeeeve

Eddie: Steve, I’d give you my left nipple for some pizza right now

Steve: You don’t even HAVE THAT ONE ANYMORE

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funnyincorrectmcu · 1 year

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Tony: I’m so tired I could eat a horse. Peter: I identify as a horse and this offends me. Harley: I identify as offends and this horses me. Morgan: I offend horses identify me. Pepper: Hold on. Pepper: *turns to Tony* Why would you eat a horse if you were tired?

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Y/N: *Picks up the phone, wanting to make a call*

Tony, on the phone: I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Pepper picks up Morgan. I'll just tell Y/N I'm going to be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

Steve, on the line: Laundry, huh? Is that my new nickname?

Tony: Aww, you know what your nickname is, Mr Big-

Y/N: AHH!

Y/N: *Slams the phone down onto the receiver*

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Morgan , texting Y/n: Y/n! Help I’m being kidnapped.

Y/n: Where are you?

Morgan : I’m with some strange person. In a car. HELP

Y/n: I’ll call Peter.

Peter, answering their call: Y’ello?

Y/n: Where’s Morgan ? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Peter: MORGAN ? WHADDYA MEAN, THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME-

Peter: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Peter: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Morgan : WHO ARE YOU?!

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lukas-dusk · 5 months

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Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

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mischiefsemimanaged · 2 years

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Tony: HEY! HEY!

Pepper, whispering: Shh, Peter's sleeping.

Tony, whispering: Sorry.

Pepper: What did you need?

Tony, whispering: There's a fire.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Pepper: I want to hear those three little words.

Tony: I love you.

Pepper: That’s sweet, but try again.

Tony: Fine. I will behave.

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 1 month

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Natasha: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex? Steve: Sex. Bucky: Seriously, answer faster. Steve: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you. Natasha: Tony, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? Tony: Food. Natasha: Okay, how about sex or robots? Tony: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice. Sam: What about you Carol? What would you give up sex or food? Carol: Oh… um… I don’t know, it’s too hard. Sam: No, you gotta pick one. Carol: Um, food… no, sex… no, food… sex… food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot women on bread!

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: what's a polite way to say "this essay would have been better if I had any clue what the fuck I was doing"?

Pepper: "the analysis is severely limited by my lack of understanding what I am doing"

Peter: wow, that was great! You're really good at this!

Tony: she has to some up with polite ways to say all the shit she wants to in those board meetings

Pepper: not just in board meetings

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