ok race summary:
perez loses p2 early
something happened between the ferraris at the start?
alpine hits a mechanic with a tyre
5 second pit stop for zhou
valtteri loses engine power and dnfs (sad)
kmag hits yuki during safety car and yuki dnfs (sad)
drivers bunch up like an accordion bc sainz does something weird with a gap to perez? (i don't understand this yet fully)
ricciardo hits oscar and lance hits ricciardo
ricciardo and oscar both have gearbox damage
aston takes a whole minute to replace lance's front wing
ricciardo retires
logan comes out of the pits incorrectly (?)
10 second penalty to logan
10 second penalty to lance
10 second penalty to kmag
lance and kmag racing fiercely for p16
sir lewis p18 to p9!!
alonso had a terrible tyre strategy
alonso makes up 6.5 seconds in 6 laps
lando dotd
nico rosberg is hilarious
+ bonus post-race before i turned it off:
ricciardo is apparently a mind reader?
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Nah, my parents at the end of lunch telling me that my name will be Alex (chosen name I'm changing legally, let's gooooo!), but that the nickname they will use is my dead name. Like mate, a nickname is not a dead name or a name someone is embarrassed/umcorftable to be called. Like the fuck?!?
Oh and for any dumb bitch like the one that just went into my asks and anonymously send me transphobic shit about my life, which they know nothing about: Ik who you are, I can and will block you, go fuck yourself and be better! @ you and all transphobes, terfs and radfems:
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why am i routinely doing this to myself
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lalalala doodles of my cr.eepypasta s/i 👍
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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
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"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
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flip the rock to see what’s under it!
🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾🪨🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾
(make sure you put it back after, don’t want to disturb the wildlife.)
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Alex
Teens on tumblr are very much into the following:
Bullying me on tumblr dot com
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Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
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Marcille and Falin, a few decades down the road.
extras:
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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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