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wayward-persephone · 1 year

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Alexei showing you all his tattoos but he gets so worked up over you touching his skin in awe that he gets hard and you’re sitting there oblivious because you’re sweet and innocent and have been trying to hide your crush on him but he’s sitting there thinking about the first position he wants to bend you into

Okay but YES

Our dear sweet HIMBO wouldn't be able to resist long 😩

Feeling your soft hands on his skin, admiring him when he's been nothing but ridiculed for years, and having you wanting him so earnestly sends his bruised ego through the roof.

He would gradually guide your hands lower and lower, explaining each tattoo and what they mean as you look on in wonderment, and before you know it your hands are in his pants and he's looking at you in mock surprise.

"How did that happen? Might as well continue, yes?"

#I love him #the HIMBO we deserve #Alexei Shostakov #Alexei Shostakov/Red Guardian #Alexei Shostakov x Reader #Alexei Shostakov headcanons #Red Guardian x Reader #Red Guardian headcanons #Black Widow 2021 #marvel cinematic universe #marvel cinematic universe headcanons #David Harbour #David Harbour x Reader #David Harbour headcanons #persephone answers

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avengerscompound · 4 months

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Bucky Barnes

What if...? Season 3 Teaser

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5ummit · 3 months

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New teaser shots for What If season 3

I am... intrigued

#we already knew about the ws/red guardian team up #which I'm super excited about #but mecha avengers???#did not see that coming #get in the fucking robot bucky #what if #what if spoilers #bucky barnes #sam wilson #alexei shostakov #monica rambeau #marvel

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hunkahulkaaburningfudge · 8 months

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natasha's 616 canon relationships

1. alexei shostakov - -1000/10

he sucks. the end.

2. matt murdock - 3/10

i love matt but he was sooo toxic for nat. they're a hot couple but matt treats natasha so poorly that i can't get behind the ship. he's such a dumbass fool because he thinks BLACK WIDOW can't handle herself in a fight. what he did expect her to do?? sit at home and do nothing? it's good nat dumped his ass because he deserved it.

3. james grey (aka fake james) - 4/10

he was...okay? sweet husband, but i disliked his role in the story. very bland. him being named after bucky cracked me up though

4. nikolai - 6/10

we don't know much about him, but their story was tragic. +1 for not being toxic

5. clint barton - 8/10

clint instantly fell in love with natasha after meeting her and while she was using him to attack tony. there's obviously a ton of love between them but they never worked out. they were cute together but i think they're better off as friends

6. bucky barnes - 100000/10

ajsjskakal bucky, ily you're amazing. he literally worships the ground she walks on, knows she can take care of herself (*cough*unlike mr matt murdock*cough*), respects her and her autonomy, and he's hopelessly in love with her. it's precisely because he knows that she doesn't belong to anyone, means that he understands her the best. bucky and natasha never had problems when they were together, it was always external factors that tore them apart. they're one of the most tragic love stories in the marvel universe and one of the best couples for a reason.

(PS - ivan wishes he was on this list, the fucking creep)

#natasha romanoff #black widow #marvel comics #bucky barnes #winter soldier #buckynat #clint barton #hawkeye #clintasha #matt murdock #daredevil #alexei shostakov #red guardian #darewidow #616 natasha romanoff #616 bucky barnes #616 clint barton #616 alexei shostakov

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comicwaren · 5 months

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From Thunderbolts Vol. 5 #001, “Operation [Skullburn]”

Art by Geraldo Borges and Arthur Hesli

Written by Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly

#thunderbolts #the revolution #bucky barnes #contessa valentina allegra de fontaine #the destroyer #sharon carter #red skull #aleksander lukin #guardian #alexei shostakov #marvel #comics #marvel comics

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umnitsa · 10 months

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I am not sober right now, so indulge me...

Headcanons for kink: Alexei Shostakov (Black Widow), Jim Hopper (Stranger Things), Santa (Violent Night)

Alexei

He isn't the most sophisticated partner. XD But he is eager and curious, and he will try anything you bring to him. He doesn't really like using rope or other restraints, because he is fully capable of restraining you with his massive body. He will spank you but will giggle like a schoolgirl through the whole process, from sheer giddiness. He will shift to a fully serious, hair-pulling growling dom if you disrespect him though (isn't that the game?)

He loves the idea of roleplaying, but he is so cheesy doing it you WILL feel you're in a 70's porno. It is hot and fun in its own way.

He's mostly a soft dom who loves the idea of using you for his fun. And his fun is making you come again and again. It makes him feel powerful.

He really, really wants to please. So if you praise him, he will be a babbling mess and will become putty in your hands. Use it well, it's the only way you're gonna ride him because he loves restraining you with his body. He doesn't really understand daddy kink, but it's ok if you call him daddy. He does have a size kink, with everyone being smaller than him, but I bet he would pop a boner if you were his own size or bigger (it would be a delightful surprise for him).

Hopper

I can see Big Jim as vanilla as it comes. Mostly because he thinks most things are distractions. He just wants to devour you.

Ok, not so vanilla, he really really likes to spank you.

Well, he also loves manhandling you.

And he loves you on your knees, looking at him with big eyes.

But that is just him! If you bring him the idea of domination and submission, he won't understand how it relates to him. He's absolutely oblivious.

Big Jim has basically two modes. Classic!dom, who will spank you, growl orders, fuck you hard, pull your hair, make you beg for an orgasm. And Service!dom, who will cover you in soft praise, eat you up and finger you for hours, who will suck on your nipples as he rubs your clit gently, make you beg for him to stop and just fuck you already, you're so overstimulated.

Even when you take charge, he has this look of control over things, he smiles at you as if he's indulging you in good nature. He thought it was very cute when you handcuffed him that time.

Calling him daddy is a no-no. He's a bit sensitive. But if you call him sir, or chief in a sexual way... You'll get a raise.

Santa

That is a dirty old man as I have ever seen one. That man is kinky as fuck and nothing you say can make me think differently. He's very respectable, a good man, but he will pop a boner if you call him Father Christmas in a sexual way. He has a daddy kink and it's a severe one.

He is a flirty menace and will talk you into an orgasm. He is incredibly vocal, grunts, moans, and dirty talking. Sweet praise and playful degradation so you don't forget how naughty you really are. He will make you admit to every desire, to admit that you love what he does to you, out loud.

Oh, and he is there to realize all your fantasies, the best he can. If you want it, he will try it at least once. He will judge you? Yes. He will probably mock you playfully a little bit. In a dirty way. The dirtiest. Just so you don't forget you're naughty.

You will be tied up in red ribbons, some day.

He loves when you decide to please him. Santa loves to rest against the pillows and just watch you play with his body. Between grunts and soft moans, he will praise you, his hands gently petting and squeezing you in turns.

#alexei shostakov x reader #alexei shostakov #red guardian #red guardian x reader #mayb writes #maybheadcanons #violent night smut #fem!reader x santa harbour #santa smut #santa x reader #jim hopper #jim hopper smut #hopper smut #jim hopper x fem!reader #chief jim hopper #jim hopper x reader #jim hopper x you #stranger things smut

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noori-artist · 2 months

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Happy birthday for me YIPIIII 🥰🎉🎊

#karl heisenberg #billy butcher #red guardian mcu #alexei shostakov #resident evil village #happy birthday #i can draw whatever i want for my birthday #WHATEVER

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lockescoles · 2 years

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THUNDERBOLTS - JULY 26TH 2024

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steveandnatlover76 · 1 month

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Steve: Nat, sweetheart, are you unwell?

Natasha throws up under Melina‘s table.

Melina: What happened?

Steve: Natasha is suffering from morning sickness.

Yelena: It‘s not that. Mom Melina’s cooking is famously bad! It‘s a well-known fact in the whole of Russia.

Alexei: It‘s truth, yes. I can’t tell lie.

#romanogers #black widow #captain america #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #yelena belova #melina vostokoff #alexei shostakov #red guardian #melina is not a good cook #domestic avengers #the avengers #black widow family #my otp

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crystal-bytes · 7 months

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GIFTOBER 2023

DAY SIX: RED

The Avengers (2012) / WandaVision 1x09 "The Series Finale (2021) / Ant-Man (2015) / Black Widow (2021) / Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) / Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

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cinedilf · 3 months

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David Harbour as Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian in Black Widow (2021)

#david harbour #alexei shostakov #red guardian #black widow #mcu #marvel #my gifs #tbh i watched it for him idc abt the mcu

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wayward-persephone · 1 year

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….Alexei making you say every one of his tattoos before you can cum.

Omg I can see him doing something like this if you ask him to help teach you Russian.

He'll have you on his lap, thick cock buried deep inside you, and stay perfectly still until you get the words right. Teasing remarks muttered in your ear, hands roaming over your body as he casually bounces you when you say something right, and if you get entire phrases right then he'll reward you with an orgasm.

But he will still keep you on his cock until he deems the lesson over and then it's time to play 😌

#alexei shostakov #black widow 2021 #alexei shostakov/red guardian #Alexei Shostakov headcanons #marvel cinematic universe headcanons #marvel cinematic universe #David Harbour #david harbour headcanons #david harbour x reader #alexei shostakov x reader #persephone answers

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gammacousin · 28 days

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Alexei Shostakov: “What we do for birthday, huh? Smash cake in Rebecca’s face for picture?”

Natasha Romanoff: “No, dad.”

Yelena Belova: “But I wanted to make cake.”

Natasha Romanoff: “You can still make one-.”

Melina Vostokoff: “What is wrong with MY cooking? Why I not make-.”

Natasha Romanoff: “Nothing is wrong with it, you can both make the cake-.”

Melina Vostokoff: “Why you ask Yelena?”