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#Chaotic siblings
afeastfortuna · 1 month
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People give Rick hate for all his characters being stereotyped by their godly parents(/patrons) which is understandable but also blatantly erases the gold that is:
The studious kid who studies myths and archeology angrily swinging around a sword while glaring at his little sister who is now fluent in Egyptian and could not give less of a fuck
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alteon77 · 2 months
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Because I could not stop for Death, she kindly stopped for me...
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By “kindly”, of course, I mean to say that she has been rather rude concerning her own decision to seek me out. Upon locating me, she chastised my benevolence in feeding the local pigeons of this park before she accused me of brooding.
Brooding? Me? It was an outlandish assumption on her part that I took issue with, though my protests were inevitably for naught. She seemed to not care for whatever I might say in my defense.
Lastly- but perhaps most troubling of all- she has now pestered me into taking a walkabout with her. Family is always difficult, but I find her insistence particularly tedious this day. Apparently, for some reason I can scarcely understand, she believes me to be lonely.
-Dream's POV on having an older sibling that forces him to be sociable and get sunshine.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, can convince me his journal entries wouldn't all be like this. 😂 Also, this is what happens when I watch Bridgerton and Sandman back to back.
Made in Procreate. Loving that program. Seriously. No background here because I just didn't have the spoons for it. Title comes from the Emily Dickinson poem “Because I could not stop for Death”, but I changed the “he” in the next line to “she”.
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nimrism · 1 year
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morgana: you don't think i can fight because of my gender!
arthur: i don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. for what it's worth, i don't think merlin can fight in that dress either
merlin: perhaps not, but i would make a radiant bride
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fandom-junk-drawer · 1 year
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Video Messages Modern Day Jaskier Would Make and Send to Yennefer
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auriellethenymph · 7 months
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What a chaotic family.
In which an isekai'd person gains a family throughout their journey in Teyvat.
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The adepti were having a simple 'brunch' that was introduced by Havria, the goddess of salt.
"Havriaaa~~ One more bite-" Guizhong, her lover was cut off by an odd ring that came from her beloved.
*Ring!* *Ring!*
"Havria, might i inquire as to what that unique rectangular object you have?" Cloud Retainter asks.
"O-oh, it's a phone. A device that allows me to communicate with my family quickly. My siblings are calling..." Havria accepts the call, as a loud screaming came from the other side.
"HAVRIA MY DEAREST BELOVED ATE (OLDER SISTER) PICK US UP PLEASE-" Kunikuzushi, or kuni in short, yelled for his dearest life.
Havria sighed, what had her siblings done this time? "Did you get high without me? Or did set the house on fire again." Rubbing her head which ached.
"IT'S NOT THAT, WE WERE MAKING A JET THAT ATE Y/N TOLD US ABOUT AND SHE SAW IT, FLEW IN IT, NOW SHE'S FLYING IN THE SKY WITH NO WAY TO GET DOWNNNNN!! KHOI HAS FAINTED." Yells came from the other side as Havria hang up.
Taking a bottle of strong wine, she gulped it all down setting the bottle gently. "Havria..?" Morax said questioningly.
"Puta, mga gago sila bakit limang minutos lang na wala ako doon, muntik na sila mamamatay? Oh well." Havria cursed in the language her chaotic older sister had taught her.
(Translation: Fuck, they're idiots i wasn't there for five minutes and why have they already nearly died? Oh well.)
"Apologies i have to leave quickly before my Ate actually dies this time... Mwah, i love you Guizhong, I'll visit you soon!" Havria teleported to a waypoint, seeing her older sister in the makeshift jet. (Guizhong panicked like crazy since she would be meeting with her girlfriends family and sought help-)
Focusing on the body of the jet, she turned it into salt when it was near the ground, also adding a large amout of Iodized salt to soften the landing.
Kuni, Khoi, and Y/n knelt infront Havria, one of the most responsible siblings with Beisht, scolded and worried about her siblings for being idiots as she prepared a snack for them to eat-
"And sarap Ate!" Kuni exclaimed cheerfully. Havria had mastered the recipe of pan de sal (or bread of salt if you translate) better than you.
"Right, when this aside, when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?" Y/n inquired, curious about her siblings love life.
"Pff- cough cough! Ate, I'll introduce you to Guizhong later-" Havria nearly choked on her food.
"I'm quite curious as to why Ate Havria likes the goddess of dust, if anything, it seems as if you're very in love that you'd get down on your kne-" Khoi was cut off from analyzing further when you pinched him lightly.
"Khoi, we don't discuss kinks on the dinner table..." You smiled, trying not to allow khoi to continue spilling the tea. "Tell me everything later Khoi.." Beisht whispered.
"Ahem! Maybe this dinner? there will be a feast in the Guili Assembly tonight.." Havria felt excited to introduce Guizhong to her beloved sibings.
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"Guizhong, these are my siblings! This is my older sister or Ate Y/n, you arleady know Beisht, but she is also my sister, my younger brothers, Kuni and Khoi!" Havria cheerfully introduced you all, oblivious to Guizhong' inner turmoil.
"Lovely to meet you Guizhong! Ito ang ka jowa mo Havria?~"(This is your lover Havria?~)You teased her, Beisht merely giggled heartily.
"Ate please..-" Guizhong was cut off when she noticed her lover's nervousness. "H-Hello Lady Star!—" Guizhong had her shoulders pat by you. "You needn't use that sister-in-law!" Guizhong blushed with embarrassment. Beisht and the two boys just nodded.
"Right.. You already know my brother Morax and Osial, speaking of which here they are-"
"Hi honey!" Beisht chirped as Osial was surprised to see her- "Wait darling, you had siblings??" Osial asked. "You never listen do you." The temperature dropped as Beisht started ignoring Osial who tried to please his wife.
"Where is Haishan, Osial?" Beisht asked. "I-" Osial was cut off when a big ass explosion happened in the distance that seemed like fire..works.
"That looks like Khoi's attempted fireworks..." You trailed off your sentence and looked at Havria. "I- Morax that part of the land is not yours right?" Havria asked.
"I do not believe so..?" Morax replied. Havria seemed to be relieved..? "Good, i was gonna make them fix it up but I'll just bury them in the ground."
Havria turned herself to salt and used the small air particles to move herself.
Boom!
"Well shit, I think i have to get them. What a chaotic family, my chaotic family." You said as you quickly teleported to stop Havria from destroying more property, and also killing your siblings.
The end.
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honeyxmonkey · 1 year
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Barbara: Where are you two going?
Douxie: To get ice cream or commit a felony
Jim: we'll decide in the car
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thingsphoenix21 · 11 months
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*Persephone going back to the Olympus*
Persephone: Sorry it took me...
Dionysus: Oh Seph! You never believe what happened.
Persephone; No, I know.
Dionysus: There's a musical curse over the olympus.
Persephone: Yeah I Know.
Dionysus: And you never believe who did it.
Persephone: Apollo.
Dionysus: Apollo.
Persephone:Yeah, I know.
Dionysus: Oh Seph, you never believe how he did it.
Persephone: The clouds...
Dionysus: He took control of the clouds and put a weir-
Persephone: A weird frequency and know we have to sing.
*Persephone sighs*
Persephone: Dio
Dionysus: Yeah?
Persephone: Thanks for filling me in.
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daisybell17 · 4 months
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Loki: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. Sylvie: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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xpurdyglambertx · 8 months
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A little snippet I thought I’d share from an unreleased chapter of my fanfic “Would You Say I’m Worth It”
Just a very Sam and Dean moment that I had a very vivid dream about, and I just HAD to write it out! Essentially it’s Dean blasting “Walk This Way” by Aerosmith
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“-with a lady who was ready to play!
It wasn't me she was foolin'
‘Cause she knew what was she was doin'
When she told me how to walk this way!
She told me to
Walk this way!
Talk this way!-”
Dean sang loud and enthusiastically, his voice way off key. The windows of the Impala are down, and the music is blaring, as he slapped his hands across the steering wheel to the beat. He keeps glancing across at Sam, who is either rolling his eyes, looking at Dean in disgust, trying not to laugh, or running a hand over his face from second-hand embarrassment. All of these things only egged Dean on to keep singing.
He reaches a hand across and playfully grabs Sam’s face, pulling it towards him as he sings the next lyric. “Well just gimmie a kiss!”
Sam laughs as he slaps Dean’s arm away, the impala swerves a little bit between the road lanes as Dean cackles.
“Okay, okay c’mon!”
“What? I’m just doing what the song says!” Dean tries to pass it off, playing innocent.
Sam turns the radio down a bit as he shakes his head in amusement. “You’re fucking stupid.”
“Honestly, it’s a gift. You should appreciate it more. What would you do without my undying charisma, hmm?”
Sam starts counting off reasons on his fingertips. “Sleep. Enjoy peace and quiet. Listen to actual current music that doesn’t belong to somebody’s old pot head uncle-”
“Okay, okay! Christ Sammy.” Dean looks over at a very smug Sam. “Ouch?”
“Hey watch the road, that’s our turn.”
“Oh, shit.” Dean turns quickly to not miss their stop.
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heart-aflame · 23 days
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I feel like sometimes Lydia would forget, and try to get pictures of herself with the maitlands or Beetlejuice, and after awhile in the darkroom just see a photo of herself doing something you'd do in a group photo. Sometimes for an inexplicable reason if it was with beej her photo is staticy and dark with weird shapes everywhere or other weird configurations but it's still just her.
Shes bummed about it, but the maitlands never liked taking pictures when they were alive anyway, and the creepy stuff that comes up with Beej is actually way cooler than something she could do with photo manipulation, so she's alright with it.
She still would like to take a picture with them that works, someday. She'll find a way that will work eventually.
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jasminegazer · 8 days
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Yknow how I said my version of Venus is weird. This is one of the many examples of why.
A.k.a Quick doodle and edit of casual chaotic sibling life after Vee was gifted with the dreaded cat hoodie:
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Inspired by Nathan Kessel on YouTube.
check them out if you would like to see more funny cat mode videos and more.
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lvthkllr · 1 year
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just some 12 am thoughts
As we get further out from season two—the superior season, and you can fight me on that—I cannot stop thinking about the brilliant choice the writers made to focus more heavily on the relationship between the Bridgerton siblings, because it was the one thing that season one really lacked.
Watching season one over again it's clear that Daphne's story was more about her sexual awakening rather than anything else. While I do acknowledge the importance of telling the story of a young girl discovering her sexuality during a historically prudish time period, the lack of focus on her relationship with any sibling that wasn't Anthony really left something to be desired.
The scenes where we saw Daphne and Anthony discussing their roles as the respective eldest siblings in their family were some of the most interesting of the whole season, they gave us a glimpse into Daphne's mind and her experiences as a women in a society solely focused on her "marry-ability". But it, frustratingly, all kind of stopped there. We got glimpses of a similar relationship between her and Eloise, as Daphne's marriage placed her former role onto Eloise's unwilling shoulders, but the issue always seemed to turn to the marital issues occurring between Simon and Daphne.
So when I turned on season two expecting a similar half-hearted attempt, I was pleasantly surprised to to find a story that masterfully wove the Bridgerton siblings into Anthony and Kate's love story. They no longer felt like background characters because we were seeing how Anthony's potential marriage deeply affects his relationship with his siblings, how his love for his family has always and will always color his thinking in a way that we just don't get with Daphne's season despite them being in very similar situations.
And with that being said, it is my greatest hope that the writers continue this focus as we enter season three, because book fans and seasoned romance watchers know that Colin, the forever purposeless third son, finds his calling in his love for Penelope. But his relationship with his siblings is still sooooo important, because besides his brief conversation with Daphne in season one, we haven't seen much emotional interaction between Colin and his siblings. So with Phoebe Dynevor out of the picture for season two the writers really have a chance to expand the Bridgerton sibling relationships and make Colin FINALLY have some quality time with his siblings—possibly Francesca because we've seen so little of her in the show and the two of them are so close in the books.
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slytherinlizzy · 2 months
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Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.19
Phil: Violence isn't the answer.
Jessy: You're right.
Phil: *sighs in relief*
Jessy: Violence is the question.
Phil: What?
Jessy, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Phil, running after her: NO!
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fandom-junk-drawer · 1 month
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Typical Modern day Yennefer/Jaskier interaction:
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loudmusicdevotee · 2 years
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Love how he doesn’t even question it, like Steph being an agent of chaos is just the norm for Jason.
I like to think that Steph and Jason just regularly team up to give Bruce headaches and to make fun of him
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gravitykeith · 2 years
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Klaus can come back from the death. Even with him not really knowing he could do that it still happened so WE COULD'VE GOTTEN FIVE AND KLAUS IN THE APOCALYPSE IF FIVE HAD STUCK AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR KLAUS TO WAKE UP.
Like if Klaus had proper training and Five knew about his powers, they could've survived that shit together imagine that.
Klaus and Five are already a chaotic duo, imagine them in the apocalypse. Klaus could've easily survived it: he fought in Vietnam ffs.
Five wouldn't have been alone. Also: they could've brainstormed ideas so Five could go back AND Ben would still be with them too AS WELL AS THE REST OF THE ACADEMY. LIKE: KLAUS CAN CONJURE THEM. More brain cells to work with.
You know how Five somehow keeps finding alcohol in the apocalypse? Well, with Klaus being there they run out of it pretty fast so then both of them have to deal with the apocalypse sober, poor things.
OR THIS: the handler finding them earlier, both of them at the comission. Klaus would've gotten them out of there and back to 2019 by doing something stupid for sure.
Someone please write a fic.
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