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hualianschild · 4 months
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he's so soft-possessive HOW CAN YOU NOT FALL FOR HIM ?????
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fanatics4l · 2 years
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we need more feral boyfriend billy and his mediating, tired boyfriend, steve. there's just billy being some short, angry little guy in public- cursing everyone out and pouting super hard. he thinks he's the shit. he thinks everyone is a piece of shit. he stomps around everywhere and steve just silently walks behind him with a tired but fond expression on his face. people can practically see the invisible leash that steve holds. billy is like one of those dogs that drag their owner around. they're the ones walking the owner.
steve is always apologizing on billy's behalf like "sorry my boyfriend didn't go on his evening walk yet" and "sorry he growled at you, that's just how he is"
billy's the kind of guy to climb up steve and just koala wrap his limbs around him. the kids come over and they just see billy wrapped around steve's shoulders on the living room couch.
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rottingflowrs · 2 years
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uhm why am I just seeing these pictures of Chris. Will most probably be making an edit with them🤪😌
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cozage · 8 months
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hii!! can i request for the event?? had this weird little scenario where a little kid goes up to reader, completely in love and confessing their love (even tho reader doesnt know who this little kid is) and the op men just look at what's happening with either a "😬" or "😠" reaction. any characters for this scenario would work but if you could put zoro as part of the 3 that would be great
Child Crushes Send me an event request!
Characters: fem reader x Zoro, Sanji, Shanks Total word count: 600
Zoro
“You are so beautiful!” A child screamed, slamming into you and wrapping his arms around your midrift tightly. “I love you!” 
“Hey!” Zoro shouted, reaching for the kid. “Get off her!”
“Zoro!” you chided, shielding the kid from your boyfriend's wrath. “It’s okay!”
“You are the most amazing lady I’ve ever seen! Your smile is radiant, and you are kinder than anyone I’ve ever met!”
You laughed, slowly prying the kid off of you. You were about to bend down to talk to him, but Zoro beat you to it. 
“Listen brat,” he hissed. “Go find another beautiful lady! This one is mine.”
The kid stuck his tongue at Zoro. “If you keep being so mean, she’ll leave you for a real man like me!”
“What did you-!”
“Zoro, stop!” you giggled, pulling him away. You looked back at the little boy, giving him a wink. “It was nice to meet you!”
“I’ll see you soon, lovely lady!”
You intertwined your arm with Zoro’s again, laughing at his outburst. “Wanna tell me what that was about?”
“He reminded me of that stupid cook,” Zoro groaned. “Besides, that kid needs to buzz off. You’re already taken.”
Sanji
“Excuse me miss,” a small voice came from behind you, and you turned around. 
He was young. Probably around 6 or 7, with caramel brown hair and clear blue eyes.
“Hi there,” you said, breaking away from Sanji’s hold so you could squat down so you were at eye level with him. 
“I just wanted to tell you are the most beautiful woman alive.” He held out a wildflower with small white petals. “Will you marry me?”
You giggled at his request. His bluntness reminded you of someone else you knew. 
“I’m flattered. How about you come find me when you’re older?” you challenged. 
He pushed the flower into your hands. “I will. I’ll never forget you! Until then, here’s something to remember me by!”
He took off, his cheeks pink with embarrassment. You laughed and stood up, your hand returning to Sanji’s. 
“You have competition,” you teased.
Sanji hummed pleasantly, placing a soft kiss on your cheek. “He has good taste in women. Can’t argue with that.”
Shanks
You unfolded the note the little boy had given you and read the scribbles across the paper. 
Please make my day and kiss me. You are so beautiful and kind. I love you.
Shanks peered over your shoulder, looking at the note, and burst out into laughter. 
“Shanks!” you scolded under your breath. “Don’t laugh!”
“Look kid, only a real man gets to kiss this lady.” He planted a messy kiss on your cheek to prove his point. 
The kid looked at you and him, and then ran off. 
“Shanks!”
“He’ll be back, don’t worry.”
Shanks was right. A few hours later, the kid was standing at the end of the bar, peeking out and watching you from afar. 
“You wanna impress her?” Shanks asked, creeping up behind the boy. “Give her a rose and ask her for a kiss. To her face. Like a man.”
“Will that work?” the boy whispered, glancing back at you nervously. 
“That’s how I got her to kiss me,” he admitted. “Good news for you, I even have a spare rose.”
The little boy walked up to you, his knees visibly shaking as he gripped the rose in his hands. 
“I got this for you,” he said softly. “Will you kiss me?”
Your eyes darted to Shanks, a smile dancing across your lips. 
“Thank you,” you said, taking the flower from him and giving him a small peck on the cheek. “I’d be honored to kiss such a polite young man.”
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beiasluv · 7 months
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arrow and papaya | o. piastri (81)
a/n: figured you guys are bored with yn adoring oscar…so here’s more 🤭
mercedesamgf1
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mercedesamgf1 check out georgerussell63’s australian starter pack, featuring our non-aussie expert…yourinsta 😉
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yourinsta thank you for the honorable expert title 🤭
landonorris how are you verified for this
danielricciardo don’t discredit my aussie protector
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username we clearly know why she is considered an expert 😩
georgerussell63 thank you for the flip flops 👊
yourinsta you meant thongs?
georgerussell63 can I buy you Tim tams to shut you up?
yourinsta send ‘em in 🤭🤍
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yourinsta sorry, lewis. he said I’m his new favorite driverr now 🥰
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lewishamilton so no more roscoe play dates?
yourinsta i am buying roscoe more treats rn 😦😭
lewishamilton the veggie ones 👊
yourinsta obviously, i am his godmother 🩷
georgerussell63 he clearly haven’t met the most amazing mercedes driver enough yet
yourinsta are we hearing something? 😗
landonorris did you bribe him with tim tams
yourinsta you’re supposed to be on my side :(
landonorris if we’re against george then count me in 👊
username are we getting yn and oscar baby fever???
username JAILLL 💀 they are my rookies/babies
lilymhe and I’m his favorite golfer??? 🥺
susie_wolff jack approved!!
lilymhe yasss
alex_albon not fair 🩷 you’re the only golfer he knows
yourinsta no heart emoji for lily allowed in my comment section, albon
alex_albon where’s oscar 🤦‍♂️
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oscarpiastri track n’ media day, thank you! 👊🧡
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mclaren my favorite rookies (couple) 🧡
mercedesamgf1 OUR favorite rookies
username admins, please give us more ynos content 😩
mclaren mercedes collab when??
mercedes let me bring this to toto 🤞
username #prayforoscar
landonorris was it my camera or daniel’s?? 😒
yourinsta you’re forgetting that also have one, just admit that you’re jealous 😗
landonorris never 😎
danielricciardo i would like to be excluded from this narrative
yourinsta okay, but only because you’ve asked nicely (and you’re my honey badger) 🫶
lilymhe anyone having trouble distinguishing yn and oscar’s instagram?? 🤭
logansargeant there are two accounts??
oscarpiastri sorry that you had to find out this way 🤷‍♂️
yourinsta I’m so sorry for your lost, logan
yourinsta thank you 😘
oscarpiastri ❤️
yourinsta did you get the orange juice?
oscarpiastri yes, did you get your tim tams?
yourinsta yes 🫶
landonorris there’s a thing called dm, yn
yourinsta why are you only attacking me :(
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yourinsta she’s everything, and he’s just a boss 🤷‍♀️ love you susieeeee 🫶
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susie_wolff thank you, hon 🩷
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georgerussell63 i see, the shirt has gained popularity
yourinsta would you like my shirt, russell?
georgerussell63 no, thank you. give it to oscar, maybe he’ll wear it
landonorris he won’t take it off for 3 days already 😨
yourinsta send pics please landonorris 🤭
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georgerussell63 you can’t have them anymore 👊 yourinsta
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yourinsta please. you can have them, except oscar :(
logansargeant GIVE HIM BACK!! 🗣
yourinsta thank! you!
landonorris i thought i was your friend, ynn
yourinsta okay…I’ll have lando back too (cause Zak will be mad)
lilymhe no harassing my girl 😠
yourinsta thank you, girls’ girllll 🫶
lilymhe you’re welcomee 🩷
alex_albon are you asking for me back?
lilymhe maybe? (Yessss 😘)
landonorris mate, when is someone asking for me back?
carlossainz55 i can come and get you, lando
landonorris god help me 😭
username george held oscar captive cause he is actually protective of yn and can’t accept that he can’t let her go easily. period.
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username you are delulu girl
username delulu is the solulu, ask charles about ferrari
username YOU DID NOT 😭
username george liked! I repeat, george liked!!!
yourinsta’s story
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mclaren pstt, driver(s) of the day post 👊🧡 (hi ynnnn 👋🫶)
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username not mclaren’s admin being obsessed with yn 🤭
username biggest shipper of the grid spotted
yourinsta hi adminnnn😚 i think you forgot charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc i think it is on purpose 👍
landonorris I’m sorry for you loss, charles
charles_leclerc what??
I can not stop making them. lmk if y’all are bored 💀
like, reblog, inbox me, whatever if you liked it. if not, what are you even doing 🥱 jkk
today’s a great day to take care of yourself. stay hydrated!!
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lorarri · 19 days
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★ . . . 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 , 𝐂𝐋𝟏𝟔
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summary , charles attends coachella for the first time and gets caught slipping for a certain k-pop idol who happens to be headlining
paring , charles leclerc x fem! k-pop idol! blackpink! reader
main masterlist | f1 masterlist | charles leclerc masterlist
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blackpinkofficial Honored and excited to announce that BLACKPINK will be headlining coachella 2023. See you in the desert!🌵
Presale starts Friday, January 13th at 11am PT. Register for the presale now at Coachella.com
#BLACKPINK #블랙핑크 #COACHELLA #HEADLINER #ANNOUNCEMENT #YG
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coachella 🖤💖
parishilton Can’t wait to see you girls perform!😍💘💘💘💘
user BIGGEST GIRL GROUP IN THE WORLD INDEED
user the biggest are back in the place where they made history
user WE'RE SO DAMN PROUD!!!!!!
user Slaying as always 💋
user y’all better let Y/N have her SOLO debut before then 😠 i want a proper solo stage for her
user #PinkChella🔥
user BLACKPINK IS THE REVOLUTION🖤💗🔥
user Y/NCHELLA COMING🔥 ⤷ user ROSECHELLA 🔥 ⤷ user LICHELLA 🔥 ⤷ user SOOCHELLA 🔥
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yourinstagram so happy to finally announce my first (hopefully of many) solo project called 'solo' coming soon 🖤💖
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roses_are_rosie 언니가 너무 자랑스러워!!! liked by yourinstagram
lalalalisa_m 사랑해 내 여자 ⤷ yourinstagram 너도 사랑해 베이비
sooyaaa_ 내 아기가 다 컸어 liked by yourinstagram
user it's here!!
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charles_leclerc amazing weekend cheers lewishamilton for letting me tag along 🙌🏻
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lewishamilton no prob man glad you enjoyed yourself liked by charles_leclerc
user ✨ hot ✨
user first we had lewchella now we have charlchella ⤷ user ik i'm loving it!!!
user liked by yourinstagram....
user who is this white man and why is he posting our queens?
user BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA
user are my eyes faulty or did charles just post blackpink on his insta... ⤷ user girl it's one photo calm down ⤷ user no. cuz he just followed all of the bp girls and there offical account ⤷ user charles becoming a kpop stan was not on my bingo card for 2023...but I'm not complaing ⤷ user charles my boy what have you done ⤷ user fr i'm so scared for him now cuz those kpop girlies are scary af and I ain't trynna pick a fight with them 😭😭 ⤷ user same 😭
user this proves it hot people stan BLACKPINK ⤷ user 💯
user charles really fucking with fire ⤷ user yeah he does one thing wrong the BLINKS are gonna hunt him down and nails his balls to the walls ⤷ user I don't know about you but I'm backing away slowly ⤷ user same lol ⤷ user yeah I like being alive
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SKY F1 → CHARLES LECLER ON THE AZERBAIJAN GAND PRIX AND MORE
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charles_leclerc Third in the main race today. Nothing we could have done more. Thank you for the support and see you in Miami 🇺🇸
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scuderiaferrari thank you to yourinstagram of blackpinkofficial for joining us in the paddock today a pleasure to have you and thank you for being our good luck charm 🖤💖
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jamneuromain · 1 month
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Jam, in honor to the song I was just listening I propose a battle for our reader.
😠 + 😉 with Andy VS Steve. Steve was your first love, Andy is your current amazing love. Fight fight fight (not physical obviously lol🥊!
hmmm.... It's such a tough call! But since Andy is your current amazing love, I rule for-
Ugh I hate ex-bf being all gloating and smug when you meet again
Not Him
Previous Steve Rogers x You; Andy Barber x You
Warning: Ex-Steve, Reader is in her late 20s, Andy a few years older than reader (but not mentioned specifically). None?
Summary: You met someone unexpected, your ex, Steve, on your way to your class. What's the worst that could happen? Answer: Andy happened.
A/N: Hiya! Sorry it took so long to get it out :( I've been clearing my draftbox as best as I can.
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Someone called out your name behind your back, and you instinctively snapped your head in that direction.
Blonde, built, and that smile-
"Oh, Steve. Hi." You instantly recognized the man from your past.
You met Steve when you attended high school. While he was the famous football quarterback for the school team, you were practically nobody, and if it weren't for a class you shared, you wouldn't even know each other in your separate lives.
One thing led to another, and you became high school sweethearts, before breaking up a few months later.
"Hey." He jogged up to you. That sunshine-dazzling smile nearly splitting his face in two, "It's been... what, ten years? Wow..." He exclaims, carefully observing you from head to toe.
"Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen you since ... the prom?" You casually switched the pile in your hand to the other, smoothing your T-shirt.
Oh yes, the high school prom where you had two dances before he spent the whole night with the pretty British girl with a posh accent. What's her name? Petra? Penny? Next day, your phone was blasted with Instagram notifications telling you from all aspects and angles how they kissed as Prom King and Queen. Not that you didn't know it already, when you were there, under the stage.
"You-uh heading somewhere?" He pointed at your stack of papers, teasing ever so slightly, "I've seen you still not giving up on studying, huh?"
"Well, I-"
"I'm working as a coach now," He interrupted before you could finish your sentence, flashing his team jacket before your eyes, even tapping on the chest where the team name is visible to any man within eight feet if they weren't complete blind.
"Wow." You nodded, playing along, "Uni team, impressive."
Too bad you were never a decent sports fan that could share Steve's enthusiasm as to which legendary figure saved the day with a ball in their hands - nor did you find being a coach "impressive" ... or intrigued, for that matter, because being in front of glamouring Steve fucking Rogers made you shrink back to your high school self-image again: a small, inconspicuous, socially unidentifiable shadow of a being that you could barely recognize. And yet, the contrast between Steve and you reminded you every single time, that you do not belong to a world of his, a world where books and glasses are symbols of "nerds" or "geeks" and are perfectly fine to make fun of, a world where if you don't like sports - or not being a potential athlete, you should be eliminated in every social context.
"Yup." He popped the "p" with his full lips, "If you want the tickets next season-" Steve pointed towards himself with both thumbs, the lop-sided smile made him look smug as ever, "This guy is your go-to-guy."
More like your never-go-to guy. You scoffed, adjusting your expression to a small smile as soon as he turned his focus on you, "Sorry, I think I need to head to my next class."
"C'mon-" Steve dragged his tone almost annoyingly, "Skip it. Don't you have some time for me, for old time's sake?"
You could have ten more minutes for him before the next class. But you didn't want to. Which was the point.
"Hey, honey." Came a voice behind your back, startling you just a little. An arm draped around your shoulders, squishing you into a familiar embrace, "I've been calling."
You let out a sigh of relief. More so when the owner of this familiar voice took the stack of papers from your arms into his own, and rubbed your sore arm for having to hold the pile for quite a while.
"Sorry." You apologized to your beloved boyfriend Andy, "I must've silenced my phone during the class."
" 's okay." Andy pressed a kiss to your temple, whispering, "Wanted to ask you about lunch anyway. Nothing important." Andy slowly moved his eyes away from yours, and acted as if he had just seen Steve, a 6-foot man who appeared out of nowhere, "Who do we have here? Honey, would you mind introducing?"
"Sure. This is my ex, Steve, from high school. Steve, this is Andy, my boyfriend."
The moment the word "ex" escaped from your lips, you became aware instantly that your boyfriend had entered his suit mode, every available muscle tensing up in his body, and like a good huntsman, ready to strike when he sees the glimpse of a failure of his opponent. Where you hoped that "high school" from your introduction would calm his nerves, it certainly achieved the opposite when you heard your boyfriend say: "Oh..." in a thoughtful way, "the quarterback-captain, am I right?" as he extended his hand to shake Steve's.
Yup. It definitely made Andy slightly on edge.
"I'm part of the coaching team on campus, actually." Steve flashed his identity proudly before Andy, shaking Andy's hand in an equally firm grip, "Go Falcons."
"Oh..." said Andy again, more thoughtfully, "I'm a professor here in the Law School - You wouldn't happen to be the coach assistant of Karl?"
This just turned more competitive than you would think. Yet, it did bring a tinge of amusement when Andy confirmed your suspicion that Steve was too young to be made a coach, while the position of coach assistant was for brainless jocks who did all the dirty work coaches didn't want to, the heavy-lifting and paperworks, for instance.
"Well," Steve sneered, "I thought dating a student was improper conduct, Professor."
"Excuse me?" Andy raised his brows. So did you.
"You heard me." Steve nodded towards you, "Her, a student, obviously. It would be a great unfortunate if the dean might hear about such a rumour somewhere, wouldn't it?"
He said almost challengingly.
Wow. Typical Steve as ever. The girl he dated after prom, the British girl, was rumoured to have had a bad break-up previously. According to gossip that ran in the school bathroom, the British girl was told that her ex was cheating - which turned out to be a false alarm, but they broke up anyway.
Now you guessed you knew who was the little birdie that shared the false information with that poor girl.
Andy snorted out laughter. The corner of his lips could barely contain themselves as he struggled to keep a straight face, "Marvelous." Andy clapped - more like tapping his palm with the other hand, before asking for your permission, "Should you do this or should I?"
You scoffed. Really scoffed in front of the glorious quarterback that you liked a decade ago, "For your information, Steve, I'm working as a lecturer at this university. So, go start your devious little plan elsewhere. If you don't mind, I have a class to teach - C'mon, Andy."
You dragged Andy by his arm and led him out of the battlefield.
"Nice." Andy commented, not bothering to look back at his opponent, with a pleasing grin that was probably going to mold on his face for all eternity. "Did you see the look on that guy's face? Spectacular. So proud of you, Honey."
"Yeah, not my best moment having to face a dickhead-ex." You huffed out, "Jesus, why didn't I know he was that big of a jerk when I started dating him?"
"I know," Andy said, sympathetically, "Don't worry though, I noticed that your choice of man has had a significant change for the better."
You shot him a dirty glare, which Andy took, feigning he just got hit on the chest.
"Sorry, no joking, got it." Andy made a pained face which caused you to involuntarily grin. Quickly abandoning the idea of the ex in his mind, Andy finally returned to the topic for which he came to find you, "What's for lunch again? Cafeteria?"
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dcmeme · 6 months
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Batfam as Tiktok audios/Vines part 1
Inspired by my response to the very true words of @daminette-56 on the jealous issues of one Selena Kyle over a certain Wayne.
Also it keeps autocorrecting Selena’s name for some unexplainable reason so it’s an ‘e’ for now and not Sel.ina.
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Bruce: You know, you’re the most jealous woman I know.
Selena: You know other women? 😡
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Dick: You ever wanna talk about your emotions TM?
Jason: No🤷
Tim: I do!😁
Dick: I know David😑
Tim: I’m sad 😞
Dick: I know David😑
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Dick: Let me see what you have 🤨
Damian: A KNIFE😃🔪
Dick: NO😯🏃‍♀️
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Jason: All women *pulls out lightsaber* are 👸🏻✨queens✨👸🏻
Kate: *pulls out saber* If she’s breathes 💨She’s a THOTTTT💥
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Alfred: *After dealing with children all day* Two shots of vodka 😁💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧
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Stephanie: *screams*
Duke: AH! Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant 😡
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Dick: *random backflip* 🤸🏻‍♂️ I’VE BEEN DREAMING OF A 💕💋TRUE LOVES KISS💋💕
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Bruce: You know what you’re in time out😠 Get on the fridge! Get up there!
Jason: This house is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE! 🧗
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Damian: *stares at his father for the first time*
Bruce: 😅Uhm…
Talia: 🤨
Bruce:…… Wanna beer?🍺
Talia: HE’S FOUR!🤬
Bruce: I DON’T KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM?!
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Bernard: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Tim: what is it?
Bernard: 💋
Tim:… 🧑‍⚖️OVERRULED.
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Duke: 🎤SHE’S A BEAST 😤 I CALL HER MAMA😊💕
Dick:…that’s not the words.
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Selena: I saw you hangin’ out with Kaitlin yesterday-
Bruce: 😮Rebecca! It’s not what you think 😰
Selena: I won’t hesitate b*tch 💥🔫
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Damian: I just miss the 90s.
Colin: Oh yeah we’re you born?
Damian: 2004.
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Talia: *Trying to hype up her son after Ras yells at him for not choosing to be his successor again* If your name is junior and you’re really handsome come on raise your hands 🙌 🎵🎶🎵🎶
Damian:… *grins and raises*
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Dick: *in princess pajamas*Hey *munch munch* 😏I want to be ✨Famous✨
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Alfred: Stop before I take away your toys.
Tim: *crying*
Alfred: Imma take away your wifi.
Tim: *silence*
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Bruce: YOU GONNA WORK HARD?
Duke: Sir Yessir!
Bruce: YOU GONNA BE COMMITTED?
Duke: Sir Yessir!
Bruce: Than jump down that hole.
Duke: *rubbing his shoes, a gift from Cassandra and bites his lip* I dunno captain I just got these J’s they fresh out the box 📦 👟
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Kate: Hey I’m lesbian 🏳️‍🌈
Cassandra: I thought you were American 🇺🇸 ❓
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Duke: we’re getting pulled over!
Jason: Quick! Put these on *pulls out Camo suits*
Jim: license and regi- what the 😨 Nobodies here ⁉️⁉️⁉️
Jason and Duke: *opens doors and dances out*
Jim: Who opened the- DEVIL CAR 😱 DEVIL CAR 😭
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iamacolor · 2 years
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Alchemy of Souls is so funny because he’ll tell her that he’d love the honor of dying for her and she’s like “😠” and he’s like wow she loves me and he’s right
I don't think she's smiled at him in like two weeks and yet he knows she's in love it's the funniest show anon honestly! they've been codependant since day 1 and they still can't have a normal conversation about their feelings!!! and I kind of hope they never will because I love their mix of "I'll find all the ways possible of telling you I love you without actually saying the words "I love you" to your face" and "if I don't risk my life for you what am I even doing with myself" with the fact that they know absolutely everything about the other and accept it? he knows why she is the way she is and why she can't really do emotions and he loves that she's so grumpy and that he can read her under the grumpiness? and the way she reads his mind and knows exactly what to do to motivate him by using herself and always wants to keep him safe? and they keep talking about dying and death when they talk about their feelings and the only other couple I've seen with that many mentions of death in their love talk was the one in doom at your service but that's because one of them was terminally ill and the other one was doom itself! and this entire time they're still barely ever touching because they sort of both agree that they have better things to do than to get lost in what they feel for each other because they have to - again - risk their lives so they're just bickering their way through saving each other and if possible the world as well it's so fun
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Finished BTD2. Thoughts. You know the drill (no pun intended). This one was tough!!
BTD1 ver \ TPOF ver
Cain
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I didn't think he was all that interesting when I first saw him.
The fact that he is apparently my favorite was not known to me until the creation of this list, just now.
But maybe that's not such a surprise because he's actually got a lot in common with Rire (despite being a fallen angel rather than a demon).
Like Rire, he seems to enjoy the finer things, he's jaded, and more importantly: you have to keep his interest, and he gets bored easily.
Unlike Rire, he's pretty serious by nature (therefore more difficult to entertain and less inclined to put up with 'misbehavior'), practically forlorn even.
Also unlike Rire, though, I think he's more able/likely to become truly fond of someone. He's downright soft once you win him over.
Wings pretty. Hair nice.
I'm also a sucker for the whole 'call me anytime you need help, I'll swoop in and defend you' kind of thing 🥰
First ending: "Cain dropped you"
Favorite ending: either "Cain saved you" or "Cain saw your value"
8.5/10 I'll take him
Lawrence
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Baby boy. Baby.
So sweet and anxious. Doesn't want to hurt you but does want to remove your spine and keep it. Loves you so much he wants to (literally) climb inside your ribcage but also can't believe anyone could truly love him back 🥺
someone get this man a psychiatrist
The little sad smiles, the mutters, the blushes. I could just eat him up fr
First ending: "he took you to the woods"
Favorite ending: "Lawrence got closer" or "Lawrence kept you"
*gently holds* 8/10
Damien
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Gets a special mention despite not technically having his own route because I love him, your honor
I do have a weakness for grumps so this is not shocking
Another fallen angel, related to Cain. An all around good boy despite being kinda cranky. Also a priest if that does anything for you.
You get a nice epilogue with him if you let him rescue you!!
7.5/10, glad the boyfriend he apparently has doesn't keep him from fooling around with me 😏
Vincent
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Went back and forth on him a lot throughout his route
Me when he first appeared on screen: 😳 awooooga!!
Highest percentage of death endings, I think. Yikes. He's easy to piss off.
Big stronk. muscles. scars
I like his personality too. Playful, flirty, and generally easygoing as long as he's not angry.
Protective, loyal, and affectionate (once you win him over), and probably a lot of other traits one could ascribe to a pet dog because.... werewolf
Some of his endings actually gave me feels. He can be very sweet.
Lets you wear!! His clothes!! Because they look good on you and also yours smell good so he wants to keep them! 😖
Some uh. rough kinks 😬 just ignore those I guess
The best ending you can get with him is also poly, which is very cool, because he already kinda has a bf
BUT
I actually kinda dislike the bf so 😒 he's a brat and not in a fun way
First ending: "Vincent stepped in"
Favorite ending: "Vincent saved you"
*scritches ears* 7.5/10 (yeah he's tied with Damien, whatever. I can't choose)
Ren
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I realize I picked a very cute CG but..... this little shit
Once again I'm going to piss off the fandom, because he's another major fan favorite
but he really is kind of a little shit. Also I'm sorry, he looks like he's 13 years old and the thirst train just cannot leave the station with him looking like that
I do sympathize with him and he certainly can be adorable. I'm perfectly happy to be kind to him when he's not zapping the ever-loving shit out of me 😠
I can't forgive him for what he did to my baby boy though!! Ever!!!! I hated playing that scene over and over jfc 😭
(also let me just say...... seeing that body he has in the freezer was so cathartic, I very nearly pointed and laughed)
First ending: "you took Law's place" (of course)
Favorite ending: "you helped Ren"
6/10 I do feel the urge to hug him when he cries
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In honor of s2 + OVA news, I’m making a sequel to my “rewatching sk8 for the 1000 time…” post, so even more moments and quotes I still love every time I watch this series include:
“Just keep in mind you gotta pick out trucks that work with them” “A pickup truck?!” “Ohh my godddddd!”
“Reality’s brutal my dudes.”
“It sounds a little weird to be a cat.” “Who are we to say what sounds cats can and can’t make!”
"Oh, you poor dear, you must be dehydrated!"
Group trip supervisor Shadow trying to gather everyone in an organized way when they first arrive getting burned by everyone as they skate off except Langa who thanks him before leaving
“Where’s that smile? Where is iiiit? Tell meeeee! Blahhhhhh!”
ಠ_ಠ “You jumped over a twig right?”
“SUUUUURRRRE! *baby talk voice* Look how cute these are! Could you just die?”
“So freakin’ scary!!” “So gross and smelly!!” “I’m so freaked out!!!” “I’m so grossed out!!!”
Sketchy the fennec fox being the absolute cutest and 1000% done with the boys’ shenanigans
“He sparked frickin’ joy?! Cool coolcoolcool.”
“Real talk dude, do you brush your teeth?”
“I’ll be at the finish line. Push me.” “Yes, princess. What, did ya fire Carla or something?”
Shadow napping in the car while the under 18 trio practices
“You’re that guy from the love hotel.” “EXCUSE YOU?!” “No! That’s not what I mean!” “What is a love hotel?” “Now you’re pushing it.”
"Do they serve any poutine?" "Grow up! I'm getting pizza!😋"
“Says the four-eyed food snatcher!” “I ordered it!” “Well you’re getting this!”
“He’s charring his chesticles for locals in heat. Such a thirsty gorilla.”
“That’s deep, eh?”
Everyone reminding Reki he should be healing his injuries
"Buuuuut....😊there's no brain damage!"
"Is that a real bento box?!"
"Cherry Blossom only exists on that mountain"
"Oh for the love of—and you brought the kids😒."
"C'mon Oka, play your manager card."
Kaoru’s laugh when Adam slips in the rain
“Fluffy what?” “Whatever you want. I will not be forced to pick a favorite angel.”
“Why are you such an idiot?” “Awww…so sweet.” *Reki’s grandma and three sisters stare at him like 😯😮😧😦*
“No human body should ingest five hamburgers!” *cuts to Langa minding his business eating a burger with nine more in front of him and a super poutine being served*
“Ms. Tokyo University needs a nap.”
“I need an adult!!!”
Reki’s mom burning things when he’s not okay because she’s worried and back to cooking things perfectly when he’s happy again
“I never would’ve guessed Peepaw Shadow would come through with something like this for 3000 yen!” “Guys…we’re over here!”
“I hate to rob you of your tingles but that’s not how this is going down.”
“Well, you can’t give up, you promised you wouldn’t leave us. I’ll forgive you for being a jerk if you come with me. Get up. Let’s go.”
Shadow watching the race in the hospital in the middle of the night and screaming in excitement
"What is it you require to turn a meal into a mouthgasm?" “A what?!”
“Why are you a dumbass?”
“Daddy!!! Mommy’s mad and said if you don’t come back she’ll kill you🥺” “What?! That is NOT your mom!” “Dude’s a dad…”
“We’re both watching the same race, sweetie”
“Oh my god I hope it’s me!”
Reki running off to find Langa and repair their relationship
“Thanks for the senior discount.”
“C’mon, let’s bet on it Kaoru!” “Don’t ever use that name again! *kicks Joe in his ass* Idiot!” *Joe’s little laugh*
Skate Fan/Fun
“I’ll go return the car for you! 😊….*sees teenagers in all the seats* WHAT THE HELL?!!”😠
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chocolvte · 3 years
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NCT REACTION — the 127 members’ best friend comes out to them as lesbian
REQUEST — hey! if you're taking requests, just wondering if you could do an nct reaction where the reader comes out as a lesbian to them?
LISTEN TO — love so sweet by cherry bullet
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TAEIL
the most supportive of besties!
he seems like the type who would buy you the entire target price collection out of very misplaced but still golden hearted love <3
like he really doesn’t know anything about being gay (well . . debatable but let’s not start that here) but he wants you to know that he will always love you no matter what
he listens to all of your struggles
and he does his best to offer good advice, even though he doesn’t always know what to do
JOHNNY
he’s that friend that you have a secure enough friendship that he can make fun of you about it and you know he doesn’t mean it
like you’ll tell him about a new girl you’re talking to and he’s like: oh cute! when is she moving in?
and you’re like: shut up 😠😤 . . but also i’m moving in with her on tuesday so i need you to help me lift boxes 😌😚
at the end of the day, he’s a good best friend who would happily gut punch anyone who has anything negative to say to you
TAEYONG
i think he would feel so honored that you told him. like he makes you feel comfortable?? to the point that you told him this deeply personal thing about yourself?? he feels all happy and glowy about it inside for daysssss.
and of course he hates it whenever you struggle with anything
so hearing about any negative or just plain evil comments that you get from others makes his heart hurt
he’s your rock, always there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to vent with.
YUTA
would definitely take this as an opportunity to tell you in great detail about all of his latest ventures with his love interests
honestly prob opens up to about being bicurious or something lmao
like i can definitely see the two of you having big queer bestie vibes
absolutely no romantic love between you, but a very strong bond. nothing is breaking y’all apart because you know everything there is to know about each other
DOYOUNG
he seems like he would already be a great ally and does his absolute best to be really supportive of you!
he would even go to a book store or do research online about the LGBTQ+ community so that he can be a better friend
no one would be a better bestie than doyoung
he’s also always there for the tea whenever you have a talking stage to dissect. he wants all of the screenshots, all of the play by plays. he’s down to talk it out for hours.
JAEHYUN
i think jaehyun would listen very attentively and try to be very calm and kind in this moment because he knows you’re being vulnerable.
he wants you to know that you can trust him.
and so he would do his best to listen well and respond in the way you need him to
because honestly he doesn’t care too much about your sexuality. to him, you’re just y/n and no matter who you date, he’ll always love you.
JUNGWOO
his response would definitely be a giant hug and him telling you how proud he is of you about a million times
bc he really is so happy that you told him
but it prob wouldn’t affect your friendship that much in the long run
y’all keep it moving and just continue to hang out and do the things you always do
but you’re definitely closer now that you know he wouldn’t hate you if he knew (an irrational fear you’d been harboring for a while)
MARK
i think mark would be confused a little
big “i thought you were american” vibes
but he’s still got the spirit, like he loves you as a person and so anything that makes you happy also makes him happy for you.
once this new info has processed, he’s back to being your best friend again like always
he seems like he’d be kind of stupid sometimes like if he found out another person he knew was a lesbian he’d be like “omg y’all should date” but his heart is still in the right place 🥴
HAECHAN
with hyuck, i think coming out would be a really lighthearted thing. he’d prob make some dumb gay joke and, later, text you that he loves you just so you know he does take you seriously even if he doesn’t always show it.
and then it’s project matchmaker immediately
he texts you every day with a new girl he’s found for you to date.
“you WILL get a girlfriend, y/n, and i WILL be the one who makes it happen.”
but you know that if you ever actually did get a girl, he’d whine and complain that he’s been replaced and you’ve forgotten all about him (jokingly ofc but he’s still an idiot LMAO)
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Okay, but like. You keep me fed with the Semi content (which, I mean. You're the reason I have an appetite for him in the first place so thanks?) but each time you post about him (and now with his stage actor) you make me want to drop what I'm doing and focus all my attention on my Semi story.
You've created a monster.
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Look at him. He's beautiful. 😠
AHHH sorry, just now seeing this ask 😖 legitimately HONORED that Semi is one of your TOP FIVE favorites bc of my stories 💜
Might I tempt you with Shiratorizawa’s entrance choreography bc it still does things to me chest pumps help:
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Semi’s actor is also one of several on Shiratorizawa who has years of past volleyball experience (8 years, to be exact) so whenever he serves, his form is REAL REAL REAL 🥰
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Anyway it’s always loving Semi hours on this blog, all are welcome
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