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nicomoon69 · 2 days
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I have a silly hc that Bernard is actually a brunet but decided at like 14 he wanted to be blond (lord knows why) so he’s been dying his since then. except he’s a mega freak so the moment the roots are even the slightest bit visible he’ll do a touch up and also purposely keeps the fact that he’s a brunet from people
this also means that even well into their relationship Tim never finds out Bernard is a brunet bc 1. no roots visible ever 2. there’s no kid pics of Bernard due to his parents 3. Bernard has no friends that know so they can’t snitch on him and 4. Bernard has zero intentions of revealing himself (for now)
the only time Tim came close to knowing was that time in td:r when Bernard fucked up while bleaching and went white. the only reason Tim didn’t put the pieces together is bc Bernard had been talking about experimenting with his hair, so Tim just assumed he meant dying his hair
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fullbattleregalia · 15 hours
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Me: It’s late - I should go to bed.
My Brain: When you thing about it, mosaics were the original pixel art.
Me: Why are you like this?!
My Brain: Hey, you’re the one who took all those courses in uni. I didn’t force us to take Introduction to Classical Archeology.
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Ex-soldier!reader who nannies Ghosts kidd while he's away on missions. Who notice people who have never been on theirhis street before out and about. Who gets his kid out of the house just before it blows up. Who goes on the run with the kid while Ghosts enemies hunt them down. Who is injured and solely focused on keeping the kid alive. Who makes it to the safe house Ghost gave them "just in case". Who pistol-whips Soap when he shows up. Who almsot cries when the kid screams daddy as Ghost walks in behind Soap. Who resists the urge to run unto his arms just like his kid did. Who end up in them anyways when they collapse from exhaustion and stress.
Who finally gets a kiss when they wake up in the medbay.
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ineffableigh · 5 months
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Holy shit.
Get your noise cancelling headphones out because you can JUST BARELY HEAR Aziraphale say "out help" at the end of his mouthed "We need help" Alternate possibility being "We need help/we need to get help."
Oh my God.
Kayfabe theory confirmed? @ao3cassandraic
Pertaining to my other post:
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D’arcy Carden as Greta Gill in ‘A League Of Their Own’ has done irreparable damage to my psyche🫡😮‍💨
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the-pen-pot · 5 months
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Me: I am going to take a few weeks of writing.
Also me: If I write during my three weeks off writing, I will be so ahead on drafts and well prepared and organised when I go back to writing!!!
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corazon-electrico · 2 years
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Créditos al autor.
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monsterroonio · 4 months
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I am in love. Yeah. Killer, from @bicho-kromer 's murder time trio punk rock au, which I am absolutely fucking deranged about! I have never crushed on killer before this au, and I will never be the same. I love this au so much, like you don't even know. I love making all the skeles I like punk, cause I am and it itches that itch yk, but omg. I never thought about this, and I am this au's #1 fan now, like that is just a fact. I love the other two's designs as well, but killers was just so fun to draw, don't even get me started about how I feel about DUST WITH A BASS- OR HORROR!!! ON DRUMS!!!! ON FUCKING DRUMS!!!!!! SINGING!!!! sorry. gettin' deranged again. anyways, enjoy <3
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chesspens · 1 year
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I held him as the rain came and we laughed
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jerrsterrr · 5 months
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dreaming
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nicomoon69 · 11 days
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the infinitely funnier version of enemies to caretaker with Jason and Tim (bc the ooc aged down incompetent Tim and weirdly protective Jason are overdone) is Tim after he gets adopted by Bruce deciding that he can’t have a loser brother that shoots people and refuses to go to therapy
so Tim is like “yeah, I can fix him” and batfam is like “NO TIM YOU CANT, HES A PSYCHOPATH WITH ANGER ISSUES” because at that point it’s been two years(??) and there’s been no to little improvement when it comes to Jason’s behavior
Tim being the stubborn bastard he is doesn’t listen though and in the following weeks (months??) just starts slowly forcing Jason to self reflect and take care of himself. I like to think Tim is threatening Jason with non-lethal violence and/or inconveniencing Jason to an unholy degree (one of said threats is Tim saying he’ll pull up to Jason’s safe house in a Red Hood costume and start shooting him)
in the end you just have a Jason who looks like his soul has left his body but behaving and a smug looking Tim who once again has proved he is right
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jennhasadhd · 6 months
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ssweetiebop · 11 months
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SLEEPWALKING HARRY DU BOIS.
EXCEPT WHEN HES SLEEPWALKING. THE SKILLS CONTROL HIM.
Kim waking up in the middle of the night like ‘Harry... It’s 4am. Why are you reorganizing your closet??’ And interfacing is just like ‘shhh Kim I wanted to do this forever.’
Kim waking up early in the morning to the smell of breakfast and Harry is standing in front of the stove sleepwalking while making them both breakfast, volition giving Kim a little wave ‘you’re awake, I made you guys breakfast.’ And Kim’s like ‘what.’ Before Harry immediately falls over as volition leaves and Harry jolts awake confused and disorientated
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princington · 1 year
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Her smile, patient and amused, clues Ava into a missed moment.
She snaps her eyes up. “Sorry?”
“I said, ‘You look good in my clothes.’”
holy ('til you let me go) ch 4 by @omomoification
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lem0nbuug · 2 months
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The kinito brain rot is getting to me bro
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