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#Matsukawa and Hanamaki are his uncles and they pick him up when Iwaizumi and Oikawa go on vacation
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iwaoi have a dog and oikawa calls it their kid
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white-poppie · 2 years
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hiii I've been kinda obsessed with him lately,, so can i request a platonic oikawa x gn reader?? basically like,, if you wanna do headcanons, you can but being besties with him basically, and a bit of iwaizumi + hanamaki and matsukawa
thank you :))
Go Bestfran!
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Characters:  Platonic!Oikawa Tooru x reader (ft.Iwa,Maki,Kawa)
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: none
Writer: @ white-poppie
Song recommendation:  Bestfriend by Doja Cat
HAIKYU!! (ハイキュー!!) 
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Listen, two words: Power BSF
Tooru is such a drama queen like that, you guys gossip 24/7 x 365
So clingy trust me when I say this.
His fangirls sometimes get jealous and this boy walks up to them, throws a wink and:
Oikawa: That's my best friend.
Y/N: Yea we're not a couple
Holy you guys are so badass, I can't even comprehend.
When Tooru and you both are free you go to amusement parks together and have ice cream (he always picks the weirdest flavours.)
You, him and Iwaizumi have study sessions sometimes, you end up talking more than studying tho...
Hanmaki and Matsukawa often hit on you (just to irritate Oikawa)
And yes he gets all pouty because, "Ehhh you are my friend, give attention to me only >:("
Maki and Kawa are like those two crackhead uncles, Iwaizumi is the dad figure, Oikawa is the disowned child and you are the...tree (Jkjk) you are the loved child.
You and Oikawa act like matchmakers for almost everyone in the school, you know who likes who and EVERYTHING.
Maki, Kawa Tooru and you end up getting in trouble (whether you like it or not, Okiawa just sort of Drags you everywhere) and Iwaizumi has to bail you guys out.
Like that one time, Oikawa started pole dancing...in a children's park...on those monkey bars.
And you are hiding your face like: idk this dude.
And Maki and Kawa being themselves...they started hyping him up.
and now Iwaizumi is like: idk any of them.
That was until a Karen came along and started fighting, "Oh MY gOd DOn"t YoU kNow ItS a KiDs parK?"
and all of you are like (Ma'am we are kids only...slightly overgrown, but that's not the point.)
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HAIKYU!! (ハイキュー!!) 
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miyaagis · 3 years
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oikawa is a handsome man, there’s no denying it. he might be twice your age but his trademark charm never fails to lure you in. too bad he’s your dad’s best friend
+ pairing. oikawa t. / fem reader
+ word c. 2,730
+ warnings. age gap, alcohol, mild degradation, mindbreak, noncon filming, squirting, watersports, mating press, one (1) slap in the ass, u call him uncle but he isn’t, so pseudo-cest? no beta we die like men
+ author n. my piece for the miki mouse whorehouse collab ♡ three weeks late, yes
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the mid-afternoon sun burns above you, your exposed skin glowing under its blaze as you try to ignore the bickering of your dad’s friends.
oikawa’s playlist blasts through the speakers, the one with latin songs and that he’s been listening to since he went to argentina (according to uncle makki). you hum along with the beat unconsciously, so close to dozing off that you miss the sound of the approaching steps.
“a drink for the princess.”
flirty brown eyes meet yours through the tinted glass of your sunglasses, his handsome smile making your heart skip as you sit up and take the cold drink from his hands.
oikawa takes the seat next to you, handing his phone over to you to let you choose the next song. his fingers trace the rim of his beer bottle as he watches you type something on the screen before leaning back against the chair.
“my dad will yell at you for giving me alcohol,” you peer up at him, taking the straw between your lips.
he takes a long sip of his beer in hopes of calming down the myriad of thoughts swirling in his mind. it’s sinful how the wet fabric of your swimsuit clings onto your form while you lie under the sun—unbothered. but it’s even worse how the star of those thoughts it’s his best friend’s daughter.
“you’re an adult, you’re allowed to have fun.”
you scoff, “tell him that.”
iwaizumi has never been a strict parent but he likes to play the overprotective dad role every once in a while.
“he’s your dad. it’s kind of his job,” he tilts his head in his friend’s direction, his stare serious before switching into a playful one, “and mine is to be the cool uncle.”
you can’t help but snort, “who said you were cool?”
oikawa fake gasps at your statement, but his posture immediately tenses up as uneasiness takes over his body. 
he doesn’t have an idea when it all started, or when did the playful banter between you two turned into this unbearable sexual tension. many nights he has been haunted in his dreams by your cute but taunting smile, poking fun at him until his lips land on yours, and kissing you until you’re reduced to a pathetic whimpering mess.
“–kawa you asshole!”
hanamaki’s voice snaps him out of his trance, both of your heads turning to look at said man as he scolds matsukawa for spilling his drink on the table.
“don’t stay under the sun for too long,” oikawa suddenly stands up, shooting you a forced smirk, “or you’ll get wrinkles.”
you stick your tongue out at him and watch him walk away, staring at his back while a silly smile settles on your lips.
the sun has already set when you make your way inside.
you ignore the two drunk men passed out on the couch as you look around for your dad, but when you fail to catch sight of him, you decide to take a look in the kitchen.
oikawa’s shirtless back greets you, his muscles bulging under his tanned skin as he seems to be struggling with a bottle of wine.
“you’re doing it wrong.”
he immediately halts his movements and turns to look at you, “i’m sorry?”
you smirk, “you’re forgiven.”
he scoffs at your little joke, but when you see the hint of a smirk tugging his lips upwards you know he’s enjoying it as much as you are. with a push of your hips, you shove him aside and grab the corkscrew from his hands.
“this, is how you do it.”
he leans on the kitchen counter with his elbow as he observes you do your thing, “you’re being too awfully cocky lately.”
“not my fault you can’t open a wine bottle the right way,” you shrug before smiling triumphantly once it's open, taking a swig of the bottle.
it’s probably the way your eyes gleam under the dim lights, or how your lips look plump and glossy after drinking the wine. either way, the words leave oikawa’s mouth before he can think twice.
“oh? care to tell me what else i don’t do the right way?”
you watch as he takes the bottle from your hands and takes a sip, “you’d be surprised. i know more than what you may think.”
“i doubt it.”
“try me.”
the words hang in the air, the hidden meaning begging to be addressed but you stare at each other in silence, your chests heaving up as you wait for the other to make a move.
“do you know what’s been on my mind lately?” he’s the first one to break the silence, his figure looming above you while his hand moves to rest on your hip.
your breath hitches as you shake your head. gone is the playful gleam in your eyes, his stare feeling as if he’s a predator and you the helpless prey.
“you.”
he pauses, gauging your reaction while you feel your heart pounding wildly in your chest.
“oi!” 
you both jump at the sound of your dad’s voice. iwaizumi stands behind you with his car keys on hand, exhaustion evident in his posture.
“they’re hammered, i’m going to drive them home. you need a ride?”
the question’s directed at oikawa, who’s suddenly feeling like a deer caught in the headlights.
did he see anything? he wonders. but the tired look in his best friend’s face lets him know he doesn’t suspect a thing.
“nah, i’m good,” the odd look iwaizumi sends his way prompts him to come up with an excuse, “i’ll clean up and then i’ll be on my way out.”
on a normal day, iwaizumi would’ve refused. but if he could escape your mom’s wrath after the mess they made, then he’d take it in a heartbeat. good thing she’s out on her casino night.
“thanks, man. see you around.”
you both watch as he exits the kitchen, the tense atmosphere remaining even after hearing the front door close behind the three men.
you can’t help but deflate a bit, sensing the ‘moment’ between you is gone.
“where were we?”
your eyes widen and refuse to meet his, choosing to fiddle with your fingers as you repeat what he said earlier in a small voice, “you said… you said you were thinking of me.”
oikawa has to stop himself from cooing at your nervousness, humming instead as he takes one step in your direction.
“mhm, all day,” his hands snake around your waist to pull you flush against him, “i’ve been thinking about fucking you.” 
a small gasp leaves your mouth, a satisfied smirk tugging at the corners of his lips.
“you enjoyed teasing me, didn’t you? parading around in that slutty swimsuit of yours with your tits spilling out of your bra?”
he hauls you up by your waist and places you on the granite counter, settling himself between your legs, “i could see your nipples getting hard, begging to be kissed,” one of his hands leaves your waist and moves upwards to pinch your nipple. he can’t help but coo at the faint whimper that escapes your lips, “hmm, so cute.”
oikawa’s lips connect with yours, his other hand holding you by the back of your head while the other keeps rubbing the hardened nub. once his tongue glides into your mouth, breathless moans fill the kitchen.
“a-ah, uncle tooru,” you run your fingers through his hair, pulling him closer.
he starts to make his way down, kissing your neck and collarbone before he reaches your chest. his teeth graze your hard nipple, toying with it while a large hand moves down between your legs and pushes the fabric covering your pussy aside.
two long fingers prod between your folds, sliding in easily and making you groan.
“naughty girl, so wet already,” he rasps in your ear, throat dry at the sight of your wet folds.
the wetness dripping from your hole immediately coats his digits, making it easier for him to tease your insides. the pads of his index and middle fingers curl upwards to touch the soft walls, massaging them in slow movements.
“mm, fuck–” it’s exhilarating how good he’s making you feel just with his fingers, pulling moans so effortlessly out of you.
“feels good, hm?”
“yes, yes, so so good–” your head falls limp against his shoulder, your hands resting on his biceps as you try to hold onto something, “please… faster.”
the pace of his hand picks up while his thumb brushes over your clit, watching you lose yourself in the pleasure. his cock hardens at the filthy sounds of your pussy sucking his fingers in and your wanton moans.
“so needy,” he murmurs, a breathless chuckle falling right in your ear, “be a doll and cum for me. will you? c’mon, baby. i know you can do it.”
your grip on his shoulders tightens, his encouraging words awakening something in you that has you cumming right after. warmth floods your body as you chant his name desperately, the friction of his finger against your clit prolonging your high and making it difficult to catch your breath.
it takes you a minute to recover from the daze, his body-heat overwhelming you and fogging up your mind.
it’s not until he takes his fingers out of your dripping core and has a taste of your juices when he truly feels the lust take over him.
oikawa immediately picks you up from the kitchen counter, your legs wrapping around his torso as he blindly makes his way to your room.
his mouth moves hungrily against yours, your bodies occasionally colliding against the walls since you refuse to let go of each other. once you reach your bedroom, he pushes the door open and places you on the bed, climbing on top of you and latching his mouth onto your neck.
“baby, i need to– hmm,” the roll of your hips against his front causes his cock to twitch in his shorts, “need to fuck you.”
your eyes close when he moves your bra down and starts sucking on your nipple, one of your hands tangling in his hair and pushing his face onto your chest.
“want you so badly, please.”
“don’t worry, princess. i’ll make you cum again, so many times, and fill your needy cunt with my cum,” he murmurs against your chest, his tongue gliding over the sensitive skin while he rolls his hips against your core, “you’re gonna be a good little slut for me, right? bounce on my cock like a bitch in heat?”
you have never heard something so filthy leave his mouth, the promise of another orgasm sending a jolt down to your center.
“y-yes, i’ll do whatever you want! just please, fuck me.”
“yes, what?” his eyes glint with malice as he looks down at you, waiting for you to reply.
“yes... sir.”
a captivating smile graces his lips as he moves up from your chest to your face, his mouth hovering right above yours, “good girl.”
before you can process his words, he flips you on top of him, his hands going straight to your ass and squeezing the flesh. you notice the hardness underneath you and you have to stop yourself from bucking your hips against it.
with a tap on your butt, he signals you to lift your hips, taking off his shorts and turning to the side to place them somewhere. but in your drunken state, all you can focus on is on the cock in front of you, the flushed head glistening with pre-cum and causing your mouth to water.
he’s turning around when you wrap a hand around his girth, making him jolt under you before you lift your eyes to stare back at him.
“patience, baby. i’m not going anywhere,” he chuckles at the same time you rub his cock between your folds. his eyes stare intensely at you, watching you coat him with your juices before aligning him with your hole, “shit, i wish i could watch you like this forever.”
“you can have me whenever you want, sir. i’m yours.”
his cock parts your lower lips as you start sinking down, the vein on the underside of his shaft rubbing deliciously against your walls until he’s bottoming out. his hands rest on your hips, letting you get used to the stretch before he starts to rock you back and forth, slowly.
“feels so good… m-more.”
strong arms wrap around your waist, bringing your torso down until your breasts are pressed against his chest. his thrusts become intense, making you squeal as his laugh reverberates in his chest. he slaps your ass with one hand, groaning when your walls clamp down around him.
“tightest cunt i’ve ever fucked,” he groans.
“h-harder, fuck me harder,” you plead and, in a matter of seconds, he’s ramming his cock into you just like you asked. the friction of his length against your insides makes you dizzy, your mind wandering to how would it feel to be filled with his seed, “god– ugh, want your cum.”
“hm? my pretty little cumslut wants to milk me dry?”
he pushes you up as he slows down his pace, whines leaving your mouth in frustration. oikawa helps you bounce on top of him, his pelvic bone brushing against your swollen clit which causes your orgasm to approach faster than expected.
“‘m so close,” your rhythm falters, hips moving back and forth desperately in search of that delicious friction, “gonna cum, sir. please, make me cum.”
oikawa’s grip on your hips tightens, one of his hands moving down to your clit and rubbing it in fast circles, “shit– so tight,” he moans when you clench your muscles around his cock, feeling it twitch inside of you, “fuck, fuck, i’m cumming!”
he barely manages to rasp out before warm spurts of cum paint your walls, his cock throbbing against them while he keeps moving in and out of your hole. you follow suit, your pussy trembling around him as you both ride out your orgasms.
his cock visibly twitches once it's out of your cunt, lying flat on his stomach while white cum slowly drips on top of it. spreading your asscheeks, he stares at your glistening cunt and watches your juices coat him before flipping you onto your back. his entire weight rests on top of you, caging you in a mating press and entering your raw walls again.
“s-sir, no more! ‘m too sensitive– ah,” your legs are shaking at the overstimulation, his cock reaching so deep that you can feel it nudging at your cervix.
he grunts as he keeps thrusting into you, his balls slapping against your ass while you try to fight him, “one more, baby.”
“i-i can’t! no, no, no, please...” your nails dig in his muscles, a futile attempt to get him to slow down.
the slapping of skin on skin is loud, your cries encouraging him to drill harder into your pussy until he’s flooding it with his thick cum.
“shit, princess. of course you can. isn’t this what you wanted? you’re such a slut for me, i’ve known it all this time.”
you know you want to cum, but another tingling feeling settles on your belly and, after a perfectly directed thrust from his part, you gush around his cock.
“holy shit.”
everything seems to stop around you, drooling and babbling nonsense as you’re sent into a high that leaves your mind floating, your body growing limp under oikawa as he continues to fuck your hole until he’s filling it again.
the euphoria stops you from noticing when he pulls out, also missing how he remains above you with his softening cock in hand and pumping it slowly. a groan escapes your mouth when a sudden warmth soaks your sweaty skin, making you close your eyes and bask in it.
“fuck, baby,” he angles his cock in your direction, allowing his piss to pour down onto your ruined pussy and down your bedsheets, “look at you, my pretty little slut.
your craving for him was so powerful that you failed to notice the phone standing on your bedside table, angled directly at you. even when familiar moans blare through its speakers after oikawa picks it up, smiling down at it as he readies himself to enter you once more.
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kythed · 3 years
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haikyuu!! + thanksgiving
the hq men as your boyfriend when you bring them home at thanksgiving for the first time
because thanksgiving is in a couple weeks! ik not all of us celebrate it but just pretend LOL
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karasuno
sugawara koushi: marches into your kitchen wearing a little red apron and brandishing a spatula. the only thing he can really do is open the cranberry sauce and plate it, but he certainly looks very cute while doing so.
azumane asahi: eats two bowls of vanilla ice cream for dessert. is also violently lactose intolerant. you do the math.
nishinoya yuu: sprays this God-awful fruity cologne all over himself and walks into the house smelling like princess peach’s asshole. you force him to sit outside until it wears off. (spoiler alert: it doesn’t.)
hinata shouyo: frantically rakes up all the leaves in your yard into a huge pile and rolls around in it. later finds out he is in fact allergic to leaves and uses up an entire bottle of cortisone cream trying to soothe his hives. your relatives all think he has chicken pox and interact with him minimally.
kageyama tobio: comes early to help with the cooking— your mom makes him stuff the turkey and he nearly cries when he has to stick his hand in.
sawamura daichi: gets to talking with your dad and you almost have a heart attack when you see them on the couch in identical slouched positions with beers in hand-- they’re practically twins. starts calling you “pumpkin” and “peanut” after the encounter.
tanaka ryunosuke: gives a loud, tipsy toast to “the pilgrims and their funky little hats” after a couple drinks.
yamaguchi tadashi: ran a turkey trot 5k earlier in the morning with you. his entire body is sore— he can’t even sit down without tearing up so he lies face down on your living room carpet for most of the night.
tsukishima kei: literally disappears an hour into dinner and doesn’t pick up his phone. the next day you find out he left to get takeout down the street instead and just never came back.
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nekoma
kozume kenma: ends up quietly sitting at the kids’ table for some unknown reason?? it’s chill though; he teaches them how to make handprint turkeys.
haiba lev: also tries to sit at the kids’ table, but they’re understandably terrified of his gigantic 6’4” self and run away when he approaches. it really hurts his feelings and he spends the rest of the night sulking.
kuroo tetsurou: announces he unironically voted for kanye and subsequently gets into a vicious political argument with your drunk uncle. 20 minutes later they’re singing a tearful rendition of “danny boy” with their arms around each other’s shoulders.
morisuke yaku: rants about how much he hates british people.
inuoka sou: pretends to be british.
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shiratorizawa
ushijima wakatoshi: walks in with the stage presence of a greek god, gives your mom a huge bouquet of peonies, and thanks her for allowing him to come to dinner. she nearly faints.
tendou satori: wears a bow tie and a monocle. your mom introduces him to the family as your gay best friend— it’s not a great night for him.
semi eita: compliments your grandma’s hair cut. two hours later she’s sitting next to him with an album in hand, showing him all your embarrassing baby pictures. yes, including the naked ones.
tsutomu goshiki: drinks three hard ciders without realizing they’re alcoholic and ends up very giggly and very touchy-- and not just to you. you take him home early.
shirabu kenjirou: shows up two hours late, pretends he’s been there the entire time, and acts offended when your relatives don’t remember him.
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aoba johsai
oikawa tooru: charms every single woman at the party in true oikawa fashion. at the end of the night your newly divorced aunt slips him a piece of paper with her number on it. he reassures you he isn’t going to call her-- but he also doesn’t throw it away.
iwaizumi hajime: your brother-in-law challenges him to an arm wrestling contest. iwa crushes him five times in a row without batting an eye and gives him a very respectful thumbs up afterwards.
hanamaki takahiro: makes friends with that weird third cousin who no one really knows but just kinda shows up. you see them making a secret handshake.
matsukawa issei: everyone actually loves him, but for some reason they all think he’s an accountant. has he been telling them he’s an accountant??
kunimi akira: literally just pets the cat the whole night. ignores anyone who tries to talk to him unless they’re feline.
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inarizaki
miya atsumu: he ends up gossiping with all your chatty aunties. when it’s time to go home he knows about fifty years of family secrets and enough blackmail material to last him a lifetime. scared? you should be.
miya osamu: truly God’s gift to thanksgiving, everything suga wishes he could be. owns a “kiss the cook” apron (that he bought for himself) and makes five types of boujee hors d'oeuvres. every single relative at the dinner tells you to marry him.
kita shinsuke: helps you mash the potatoes. you try to not ogle his biceps while he does so, but it’s very, very difficult. wipe that drool from the corner of your mouth-- it’s embarrassing.
suna rintarou: arrives wearing all black designer clothing, a luxury watch, and a haughty expression-- the perfect trophy boyfriend. your cousin says she thinks she saw him on a calvin klein ad last week. he tells her it was actually louis vuitton.
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fukurodani
akaashi keiji: handwrites all the name cards in beautiful calligraphy the day before and brings a big bundle of dahlias and baby’s breath for floral centerpieces-- you’re pretty sure your mom would rather have him as a daughter instead.
bokuto koutarou: gets involved in the thanksgiving football game with your male cousins. he scores 75% of his team’s points and by the end of it they’re chanting his name and carrying him around the field; you have to deal with god-complex bokuto for the next week and a half.
konoha akinori: your dog will not stop humping his leg. he tries to stop it but there’s really no dignified way to do that, so he just suffers in silence.
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date tech
futakuchi kenji: pulls you into the cleaning supply closet while everyone else is going for seconds. your little cousin comes in looking for paper towels and catches the two of you in a compromising position-- oh, well. it’s about time someone gave that kid the talk, anyways.
koganegawa kanji: accidentally clogs the toilet and has a near panic attack trying to unclog it before it overflows.
aone takanobu: surprisingly good at chess and plays several games with your great uncle while he talks about the war
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other
terushima yuuji: after dessert he proudly ties a cherry stem in a knot with his tongue, hoping it’ll impress the table. it does not.
sakusa kiyoomi: doesn’t show up. i’m sorry, but let’s be real-- did you ever really expect him to?
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embarrassing things about them | pt. ii
aoba johsai
request: Hey hey hey!!! Your crack hcs about embarassing karasuno sent me into another dimension 😆 when you get a chance, could you embarass seijoh next? PLS EMBARRASS THE SEIJOH 4 ITD BE SO FUNNY @wakeupsunshineee
request: i’m just here to say that i loved your “embarrassing things they do” headcanons 😭😭😭 had me giggling hehehe. would you please do one for seijoh? 🥺 @aiiishiiiteru
notes: my heart went ✨💓🥺 so happy that you guys are enjoying these so far n thank u for requesting! i hope i did them justice 🤧
genre/warnings: just pure crack
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oikawa tōru
he did that “open sesame” thing in front of the automatic doors 👐
witnessed by a young mom with a child who were behind him when he was doing the motion
SMACKED the child in the face when he flung his arms outwards OHNO
HE STARTED CRYING the kid not him although he was also near tears
part deux just because he’s so embarrassing:
his nephew was drinking a pineapple juice box
all good right? until he squirted some onto his white pants
“i’m really sorry! wait... uncle, it kinda looks like you peed your pants!” “no it doesn’t, be quiet”
“HEY EVERYONE MY UNCLE JUST PEED HIS PANTS!”
matsukawa issei
sometimes just kinda…drifts off in thought in public
forgot his bag of groceries at the checkout once
usually not paying attention to store employees welcoming him into the store
“hi, how are you doing today?” “yeah”
also part deux bc i just had a thought:
got an unexpected boner in class and he was trying to cover it
the teacher thought he was looking down at his phone or something
wrestled with him until mattsun showed him what he had under his hands
well. it certainly wasn’t a phone, that’s for sure
hanamaki takahiro
late for school so he got dressed in a huge rush
he pulled on a pair of clean uniform pants from the laundry pile but oh, dear
he didn’t realize his older sister’s lace thong was trapped in one of the pantlegs
IT SLID OUT FROM THE LEG HOLE WHEN HE WAS WALKING TO HIS SEAT💀
a split second of relief that he made it on time and then ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE
“wow, i didn’t know you were that type of guy”
“oi, hanamaki, these yours?”
“interesting taste in undergarments”
“boy makin MOVES” “who’s the lucky lady?”
worst of all, the thong had to be confiscated by the homeroom teacher 🤠
iwaizumi hajime
this man is always so considerate to people in need on public transit
gives up his seat whenever he sees an elderly person or a mom
he gestured for a pregnant woman to take his seat
spoiler alert: she wasn’t pregnant ☹️
v v awkward rest of the train ride
yahaba shigeru
this guy tries hard to act smooth but he’s so far from it
keeps messing up his pick up lines
“are you a piece of art? ‘cause i’m at a museum.” “wait. shit, fuck, wrong order”
“did you just fall from heaven? because it looked like it hurt.” “what no, let me try again.” shigeru, you idiot
watari shinji
as a kid, his parents took him to the petting zoo and he really vibed with the baby chicks
wanted to hatch one on his own
took an egg out of the fridge and kept it in his sock drawer to keep it warm
brought it with him under the blankets when he slept
how long does it take for eggs to go bad?
“shinji, what’s that smell?” “it’s a surprise!” 😇😇
he rolled over in his sleep and CRUSHED THE EGG ☹️☹️☹️
THOUGHT HE MURDERED A CHICKEN
kyōtani kentarō
just filled up his lunch tray in the dining hall
he slipped and w h o o s h his feet just came right out from under him
exactly like how it looks in the cartoons
involuntarily YEETED his tray of food, that shit went flyin
THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO SAW
he didn’t know what to do. should he act calm? laugh it off? YELL?
luckily, iwaizumi passed by and helped good senpai
kindaichi yūtarō
really nice and enthusiastic towards service workers, but responds to them on reflex
“here’s your order, enjoy your meal!” “thanks! you too”
“this is your room card, i hope you have a pleasant stay.” “likewise!”
“please hold on to your ticket, and have a wonderful ride.” “awesome, same to you!”
??? takes him a second for it to sink in ¿¿¿
kunimi akira
just minding his own business waiting for the bus
probably listening to music and looking at his phone
a little dog comes up to him, lifts its leg, and just STARTS PISSING ALL OVER HIM
must have mistaken him for a tree or something i guess 🙈
had to hold his pants very oddly during the bus ride to prevent the wet spots from sticking to his leg
stank up the whole vehicle; it was a warm day too
but guess what he was on his way home from the store because you asked him to buy some toiletries like lotion n tissues.
oh, also a single cucumber bc you “needed one for a sandwich”
while he was fuming on the bus ride, he finally figured out why the cashier was giving him weird looks. ah
he started sprinting as soon as he got off the bus, he wanted to make you PAY if you know what i mean
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a/n: yes, i have experienced some of these DO NOT ASK ME IF THE EGG ONE IS LOOSELY BASED OFF OF MYSELF I WILL CRY and ty to franz for asking me to start a taglist! 💞✨next one should be inarizaki but keep the requests comin’ if there’s a school you want to see!
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pan-fangirl-345 · 3 years
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Did Fate Screw Us?
Summary: Everyone has a Soul Mark. Yours just happens to make you miserable. Your brother, Ken, tries to make it better, but between work and having to care for your siblings, telling Tooru Oikawa that you’re his soulmate really isn’t on your agenda.
TW: Mentions of animal abuse, child neglect, there’s some swearing, a little bit of angst.
A/N: This was supposed to be a cute little one-shot, but it’s over five thousand words and there’s some angst, but it has a happy ending I swear!
You stared down at the tattoo that wove it's way up your arm, the turquoise and white and a strange shade of brown all interwoven and twisted together, coming to a stop right above your heart in a ball of tangled colors.
It was your Soul Mark, a permanent tattoo everyone got when they turned ten years old. Yours was different from everyone else's though. Most people had a small bracelet tattoo over their veins, others had a small ball above their heart like the one where your tattoo ended. Others even had tattoos that covered their entire hands.
Yours though, yours went from the tips of your fingers all the way up your arm, over your shoulder, before sliming to a ball over your heart, whorls and smears of ink that covered your skin.
Your mother had cried the first time she had seen it, but had never told you why.
You had figured it out, years later, in history class.
The bigger the mark, the more skin that was covered, the harder the relationship would be.
You had started to hate the mark after you figured that out. You had thought maybe fate had screwed up somehow.
Even the universe could make mistakes right?
But then you saw him for the first time.
Tooru Oikawa, an amazing setter. 
You had gone to the same middle school, and you'd seen him around in the halls. You had seen him smiling at a pretty girl in your last year there. Everyone was figuring out who their soulmates were, getting crushes and getting over the whole cooties phase.
He was attractive, he was smart, he was an athlete. He was everything society wanted him to be. Except for his mark.
He had always seemed do proud of it, despite it's size, the white and turquoise curled around a color the same shade as your eyes.
You had seen his mark, looked down at yours, and immediately known what was going on.
You hadn't talked to him though, you had realized, even at such a young age, that he was going to be great, that he was going to do amazing things, and that you would only distract him
You had started to cover your mark up, getting up early to cover it completely in concealer, wearing a sweater in the winters as an excuse.
You thought that after middle school you wouldn't have to worry about it.
But then you walked into class on your first day of high school at Seijoh.
He was right there, sitting in class with Iwaizumi, Hanamaki, and Matsukawa.
He'd glanced up at you when you walked in, before going back to talking to Iwaizumi, tattoo on full display.
You kept your head down, you went through the motions, you avoided him whenever possible. 
Until the next year, when your brother, Kentarou, joined the volleyball team.
Kentarou, as much as he looked like a delinquent, was a good kid. He was scary looking, but he was sweet, and he always had a hug for you when you needed one.
Which was more often than you would've liked to admit.
"Ken, you need to stop forgetting your phone," you chided as you handed your baby brother his phone. "What if Kaida needs us and I don't answer?"
"I know, I'm sorry, I thought I put it in my bag this morning," he grumbled, taking a drink from his water bottle.
"Just . . . try to remember okay?" you asked, moving your head to look at him.
"Alright," he mumbled.
"Good boy," you teased, ruffling his hair.
"Stop that," he hissed. "You'll get that skin shit in my hair."
"It's called concealer, dumbass, and no I won't."
"Is Kyouken-chan willingly being touched by someone?" a voice cooed, and you tensed when you saw Oikawa step towards you.
"Who's your friend Kyoutani?" Iwaizumi asked, looking at you.
"My sister. Kyoutani (Y/F/N)."
"You two look nothing alike," Iwaizumi said, glancing between the two of you.
"Ken looks like our father, I got more of our mother's looks," you said, trying to act like you weren't being drawn to the setter, like your entire being wasn't aching to be nearer to him.
He was looking at you quizzically, before his eyes darted to your hand, then back to your eyes.
"Remember to text me when you get home," you told Kentarou. "Oh, and I'll be late again tonight because I have a shift at the shelter. Make sure to feed the dogs, and get Kaida to bed on time or so help me, I will ground the both of you."
"I will," Ken hissed.
You nodded to Oikawa and Iwaizumi, walking as slowly as you could manage towards the gym doors.
Once the door was safely shut and you were far enough away, you crouched by the lockers, taking deep breaths.
He must've felt the pull. He must've. There was no way he didn't know now. All your hard work, down the drain just because your little brother forgot his phone.
What if he wanted to talk to you? What if he wanted to try and make something work? What if he wanted to be with you?
"I have to get out of here," you muttered, bolting for the entrance to the school.
________________________________ Your panic subsided when you went to school the next day and Oikawa didn't try to talk to you. Kentarou had remembered everything so you didn't need to track him down, so it was a good day.
Until you got to work.
"We have a new arrival," you supervisor told you.
"Uh oh, that doesn't sound good."
"Well, they don't seem to be taking very well to any of our other members. I figured if anyone could get him to calm down, it was you."
"Breed?"
"From what we can tell, a Pitbull Great Dane mix. Cops raided a dog fighting ring."
"Poor babies."
"They found four litters of puppies. Three with six and one with eight."
You shook your head.
Despicable.
"Here he is."
"Oh, poor baby," you cooed, taking in the light brown dog as he trembled in the corner of his kennel. "Hey there fella," you said softly. "Is he violent?"
"Nope, go right ahead," your supervisor said, leaving you to do your job.
"Hey, it's okay," you murmured, stepping inside, shutting the door, leaning against it.
The dog reminded you of someone, with it soft brown eyes and lighter colored fur, but you couldn't place who.
"It's okay," you promised. "I'm not going to hurt you. See? No sharp sticks or shocking guns. I promise, I'm not going to hurt you. I know that it's loud in here."
You slowly stretched your hand out so he could sniff it, watching for signs of aggression. You had enough bite marks to know that sometimes random little things triggered a dog.
No sudden movements and you would probably be fine, but you wanted to make sure.
Slowly, the dog lifted it's head, stretching out it's neck to sniff your hand, licking your palm lightly.\
"There you go. See? I'm not going to hurt you," you said calmly, moving to rub his head softly.
His hackles raised slightly and you drew back.
"Okay, no touching yet, that's okay, we can work up to that," you said.
"Did you get him to calm down?"
"Yeah, but warn everyone not to touch him, he got a little agitated," you told your boss when he came back ten minutes later.
"Do you want this one?"
"If you wouldn't mind giving it to me, yes. I want to make sure he's safe before we give him to a family."
"So he's your responsibility when you're one shift now."
"Alright. Can you get me a harness?"
__________________________ As soon as you stepped through the door after your shift, your little sister Kaida was throwing herself into your legs.
"(Y/F/N)! You're home!"
"Hello little dragon, have you eaten?"
"Sort of, I made myself a sandwich when I got home, but Ken isn't home yet."
"Alright, did you do your homework?"
"Yes," she said proudly showing you her scribbled on math homework.
"Good girl," you cooed. "Go watch some TV while I start dinner, yeah?"
"Alright!"
You smiled fondly as she bolted to the living room.
At nine years old, your sister had the same coarse, frizzy hair of your brother, and she wore braids most of the time to control it, but when she got home for the day they came out. She was such a bubbly person, especially for someone her age, and she made you smile everyday.
You found a pot and filled it with water, digging out a box of pasta.
The door slamming twenty minutes later signaled Ken's return and you smiled at him when he threw his bag down.
"How was your day?"
"Long," he grumbled, moving to the living room, probably in search of Kaida.
He came back in five minutes later and said, "I know you worked today, go sit down, it's my day to cook dinner anyway."
"Thank you," you told him, snatching the brush he had in his hands.
He grunted, moving around the kitchen, taking over.
"Kaida, come here, I'll help you with your hair," you called, and she plopped herself in your lap eagerly.
"You're much better at this than Ken," she told you, making you laugh when Ken made a protest in the kitchen.
"Ken tries his best but he doesn't understand how it feels to have your hair pulled."
You quickly worked your way through her hair, letting it calm you as well as her. She told you about her day, and about how she had met this really cute boy on the way home that had just moved into the neighborhood.
"His name's Takeru Oikawa!"
Ken dropped something in the kitchen and you dropped the brush you were holding.
Your brother knew Oikawa was your soulmate, and you had both agreed to keep it between the two of you until you were ready to face it.
"Ken, are you alright in there?"
"No," he snapped, stepping into the living room.
"What did you drop?"
"I'm not hurt," he told you, waving you away when you rushed over.
"What's with the reaction?" she asked, turning to look at you both.
"We . . . we might go to school with a family member of his," you said. "Did he mention someone named Tooru?"
"Yeah, that's his uncle."
You let out a breath, picking up the brush.
"Sorry we freaked you out baby," you murmured, running the brush through her hair again.
"It's okay," she replied, leaning back into you.
"If you want, you can invite him out for a playdate," you told her.
"We said we'd walk home with each other," she said.
A lot of the kids in the neighborhood walked to school together in big groups, kids who's parents worked early or had older siblings that couldn't take them.
"Okay sweetheart."
"When's Mommy coming home?"
"Late, sweetpea," Ken told her. "She's taking another shift at the hospital this month."
"Oh," Kaida said, deflating a little.
"Dad said that he could take you this weekend if you wanted," you told her, making her perk up.
"Really?"
"Yep, do you wanna go?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" she shouted.
"Okay, go call him," you said, smiling at her enthusiasm.
"You work too hard," Ken mumbled when he sat down. "You look tired."
"I'm fine," you assured him. "Besides, there's a new dog! I think you'd like him."
Ken nodded, slumping onto your shoulder.
"You really should talk to him."
You opened your mouth to argue, but Ken interjected.
"I know I say a lot of shit about him, but he is a good guy, and I think he'd be good for you. I also think he deserves to know."
"He's not going to want me Ken," you said. "He's going to take one look at me and this mark and he is going to laugh and walk away."
"Not everyone is Mom and Dad," Ken grunted.
"I know that," you snapped, then winced. "I know that, but . . . I also know how much he loves volleyball. I know how hard he pushes himself to do better, be better. I'm not . . . I'm not the kind of person he's going to want, or the person he needs."
"You're soulmates, if anyone is made for him, it's you!"
"Mom and Dad were made for each other," you reminded him. "Mom and Dad were soulmates and look how they turned out. Not to mention Grandma and Pops!"
Ken sighed.
"Just . . . think about it please. He wants to know you. All he talks about is how amazing they're going to be and how beautiful they are. He doesn't even know it's you."
"Ken, if he knew me, he'd hate me."
"If he did then he'd be missing out on a lot."
"Ken, you're required to say that."
"I'm not. I'm telling the truth."
You rolled your eyes, but patted his knee.
"Get back in the kitchen, you're gonna burn dinner." ____________________________
A few more weeks went by, and everything was good.
Kaida and Takeru were fast friends, and when she wasn't playing with him, she had gotten hooked on volleyball, just like her brother.
Takeru had taken a liking to your house as well, so there was more giggling going on now.
It made you happy that she had such a good friend, someone that made her smile like that. She had never had many friends.
"Kaida, I want you to remember that I have to work tonight, and that Ken is picking you up, alright?"
"Okie dokie!" she said, dashing into the community center where she was learning to play volleyball with Takeru.
As soon as you got to the shelter you headed for Kuma, the mix that had come in. He still really only liked you, but that was okay.
"Hey big fella!" you said when you walked into his cage.
He had really come out of his shell, he liked the friendlier dogs, and you had brought Ken in, so he was okay with someone other than you.
He didn't like cats, but he didn't seem to mind little children.
"You wanna go for a run?" you asked, holding the harness in your hand.
He jumped and gave a happy little noise that you took as a yes.
Kuma was only about a year and a half old, and he still had the energy of a puppy.
"Okay boy, come on," you cooed, hooking the harness on, opening the door. "I'll be back in twenty minutes!"
You loved going on runs with Kuma, one because no one gave you any problems, two because it gave you the exercise that you missed out on in school. You took the job in lieu of a club, and this gave you the exercise.
"Hey (Y/F/N)!"
"Ken? What are you doing out here?"
"The team is on a run," he said, crouching to pet Kuma, who licked his face. "I saw you and bolted ahead."
He was right, the rest of the boys seemed to be catching up to him and Kuma looked at them excitedly.
He was becoming much more friendly with other people as long as they didn't work at the kennel.
"That's a big dog," Iwaizumi muttered when he slowed down. "Is that yours?"
"No, he's a new rescue that came in earlier this month. This is Kuma, and he's a very good boy."
Iwaizumi let the dog sniff his hand and laughed, rubbing his ears.
"You two need to stop rushing ahead," Oikawa chided, bent over his knees panting.
"Kyoutani was the one that ran off yelling! I wanted to make sure he wasn't gonna deck some poor soul."
"I'm not that bad," Ken muttered.
"Puppy!" Oikawa shouted when he straightened. "Can I pet him?"
"Yes," you said, after making sure his yell didn't startle the poor dog.
"What's his name?"
"Kuma, for now, but when he gets adopted they might change it," you said, scratching his back lovingly.
"(Y/F/N), let's be real here, if you have it your way, you'll be bringing him home," Ken mumbled.
"And that wouldn't be a bad thing. I'd feel better knowing that you and Kaida weren't home all alone with two little terriers as protection," you snapped. "Especially since Takeru has been coming over! No one would ever really wanna mess with you, would they baby?" you asked, cooing to the dog, who licked your cheek.
"How do you know my nephew?" Oikawa asked, suddenly straightening.
"Your nephew is now my d-" you paused, catching yourself. "My little sister's new best friend. Kaida Kyoutani?"
"Shittykawa, how did you not put that together?" Iwaizumi asked.
"They look nothing alike!"
"Bullshit," Ken coughed, glancing at you.
Your wrist buzzed and you sighed.
"Great, now I get to go get mauled by a bunch of five-year-old's and a bunch of five month old puppies," you moaned, waving your brother off Kuma. "Come on boy, let's head back. Remember Ken, you have to pick Kaida up. Mom won't be home tonight, she's pulling a double shift, and Dad said he might stop by. Pops is coming by on Saturday to see us, and I want the house cleaned before then because you know how Pops gets. I feel like I'm forgetting something."
"Homework, food, and bills."
"Bingo," you said, snapping your figners. "God I hate my life," you muttered. "See you later little brother. Come on Kuma, let's get back," you said, breaking into a sprint towards the shelter.
_________________________________ "I'm late, I'm late, I'm so fucking late!" you muttered, rushing through the halls to get to your first class, ignoring the weird stares and murmurs you were getting.
You, Ken, Kaida, Takeru, and Tooru, had somehow managed to get wrangled into a movie night.
Oikawa had dropped his nephew off, and then gotten sucked into the chaos with you and your brother.
Ken was right, he was a good guy, but he had kept staring at you.
You had felt the pull all night, and you had tried to act normal, but something was off.
You were trying to ignore the way you thought he was cute curled up with your sister and his nephew, the way the dogs were at his feet, tails wagging.
He was attractive, and he was smart, and funny, and good with kids and dogs, and he was determined. He was everything you would ever want . . . but were you?
Were you all he would ever want?
The thought kept you awake through the movie, and once you had fallen asleep, you were dead to the world.
You had stayed up so late that you had slept through your first alarm, then your second, and then your third. You had barely managed to get the other two out the door, and you had completely forgotten about yourself until you got halfway out the door before you realized you were still in your pajamas.
You were late to first period, your mark wasn't covered, and Kyoutani didn't have his books for his third period class.
You were this close to a mental breakdown and it showed.
"Are you alright?" Oikawa asked quietly when you snuck into your seat.
"No," you muttered, stuffing your hand into the folds of your skirt to try and cover the mark.
He kept quiet for the rest of class, but he was waiting for you after class ended.
"Do you need to talk about it?" he asked.
"Talk about what?" you asked, heading for your brother's classroom.
"About how you're raising your brother and sister."
"No," you replied. "I'm handling it."
Oikawa arched an eyebrow and scanned you.
"This doesn't happen every day," you assured him, carding your hand through your hair to try and control it a little more.
"How often do you see your mother?"
"Every couple of days usually."
"What about your father?"
"Every few weeks," you told him. "Look, why do you even care?"
"I . . . I don't know," he admitted, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.
"I don't mean to be rude, but do us both a favor and stop asking questions. You won't like what you dig up," you muttered, walking into Ken's class to drop off the books he forgot.
Oikawa looked like he wanted to say something, but one of his fangirls pulled him aside, saving you the trouble of telling him to get lost.
_______________________________ Nothing really changes over the course of the next months.
You do end up bringing Kuma home, Oikawa stops asking questions, and everyone seems to be happy.
He somehow didn't see your tattoo, or if he did, he decided not to say anything about it.
You become a third year, Ken quits the team and then joins again.
Kaida and Takeru get their Soul Marks, and Takeru meets his soulmate the month after.
Kaida hasn't met hers yet, but you're sure that she will soon.
Takeru keeps coming by, bringing his soulmate, who is now also very good friends with Kaida.
Oikawa and the others are training and becoming stronger.
Ken finds out that his soulmate is Yahaba, who is more than happy to avoid that for now.
But then their tournament is coming up, and they can't avoid it, so they start to work together.
You see Yahaba slam your brother into a wall at the game, and you see Seijoh's defeat by the hands of Karasuno, who move onto Shiritorizawa.
You're there to catch your brother when he cries into your shoulder and you assure him that he did his best, that this is not his fault.
Kaida cries with him, and then she cried with you, even when she doesn't understand why you're crying to begin with.
"I want to talk to you," Oikawa tells you one day when you go into the gym to drop off something Ken forgot.
"About?"
"The fact that we're soulmates."
You choked on your own spit, eyes wide when Oikawa reaches for your hand.
"No."
You said it so forcefully that he actually took a step back.
"No?" he asked, confusion and surprise mixing together on his face.
"No, you aren't going to want this. You aren't going to want me. This isn't going to work," you told him, pulling your hands to your chest.
Your panicking, and you know that you're probably overreacting, but . . . you don't want to trap him with you.
So you do the only logical thing you can thing of.
You run. _______________________ He was chasing you!
He had run after you the second he got over the fact that you were running. You were dodging people, heading for the doors.
Why was he chasing you? Was this so important to him that he was willing to miss practice to talk to you about it?
"(Y/F/N)! Stop, just talk to me," he called, pushing through people, trying to catch up to you.
How far were the doors?
Would you make it?
Suddenly, a hand latched onto yours and you were pulled into an empty classroom and you struggled.
"Stop it," Oikawa hissed. "I just want to talk to you about this."
"Talk about what? The fact that our relationship is pretty much doomed from the start?" you snapped, trying to wrench your wrist away from his fingers, which were like iron.
"What do you mean 'doomed from the start'?" Oikawa asked.
"You pay attention in history, right? The more skin the tattoo takes up the harder the relationship."
"Fuck the history textbooks," he snarled, tightening his grip. "My mother always told me the more skin the tattoo took up the more my soulmate would care for me. The more we would love each other."
You let out a wet chuckle.
"Who's right?" you asked, staring him down as you both stood there, wills clashing as your worlds collided.
“Let’s find out,” he said, moving to grip your hands in his.
“What?” you asked, trying to jerk away.
“I said, let’s find out.”
His brown eyes bored into yours as you stared at each other. 
“I want to know, (Y/F/N), if this is something I am going to want. I want to know if this is something you are going to want. We won’t know unless we try. So let’s fine out. Let’s find out together.”
He wasn’t going to let this go, you knew that. He wasn’t going to let this go until he found out.
“Alright.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
_____________________
“Are you sure that you can’t move to Argentina with me? They’re willing to pay for you to come with me,” Tooru said, trying to bribe you.
“I can’t just pack up and move to Argentina, Tooru! What about Ken and Kaida?” you asked, leaning back against his chest to get a better look at him from where you were perched in his lap.
“Hire a babysitter!”
“Tooru!” you chided, hitting his arm lightly. “You know I can’t do that. I have classes starting here in three months. I want to be here for Ken and Kaida until I know that they’re on their feet.”
“But . . . you’ll be so far away,” he moaned, tightening his grip around your waist.
“So? You can still text me every day and you can call me whenever you want,” you told him, kissing his cheek lightly. “Besides, I’ll go to every single game you play against Japan and you can come home for holidays.”
“But . . . what if-?”
“Tooru,” you said, twisting around so you were straddling his hips. “You survived without me until four months ago. You didn’t even know we were soulmates, I think you can survive this. Besides, it’s not like I’m going to stop loving you while you’re gone.”
“You two really can’t keep your hands off each other can you?” Ken asked.
“You can’t say anything little brother,” you retorted, gesturing to where Yahaba was perched in Ken’s lap.
He flushed, but Yahaba chuckled.
“She has a point Ken,” he teased, toying with Ken’s fingers.
“So you really won’t come with me?” Tooru asked.
“You know I can’t. Maybe when I’m out of school and Kaida graduates,” you said, settling back around.
“But that’s so far away,” he whined, burying his face in your neck.
“Doesn’t matter,” you told him. “No matter where you are, what lifetime we’re in, how far apart you think we are, no matter who tries to keep us apart, I will always find a way back to you Tooru. The universe will always find a way to keep us together,” you assured him, taking his hand.
“Promise?”
“I swear it on us,” you confirmed.
“Why us?” he inquired.
“There’s nothing I believe in more than that.”
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emsvegetables · 4 years
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okay but like i screamed when i saw your requests are open, ( after reading the pregnancy hcs ) if it's fine with u - you can totally not do this if you don't like it - may i request headcanons with the same boys you did with the pregnancy hcs but with their father-daughter/son relationship with them headcanons? i'm a sucker for those HAHA. thank you again if you ever consider, love ♡♡
“okay but like i screamed when i saw your requests are open, ( after reading the pregnancy hcs ) if it's fine with u - you can totally not do this if you don't like it - may i request headcanons with the same boys you did with the pregnancy hcs but with their father-daughter/son relationship with them headcanons? i'm a sucker for those HAHA. thank you again if you ever consider, love ♡♡”
AHHH OFC!!!! hi @karasunology this is for you, you’re so sweet!!!!! hope you like these <33!!!! i’m not sure if i interpreted it correctly fifkfjrrj i rewrote this THREE TIMES FIEIDIFIF also i made the child a daughter haha hope that’s okay!!!
Oikawa:
* he’ll love his child SO much!!!!!!!!
* anyway he’s REALLY excited for little (Y/N) to come out!!!!!!!
* he’s with you throughout the entire birth process, and he tries his best not to cry when you curse him and say that you’re never having a baby with him again.
* AHAHAHAHA ITS SO PAINFUL BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT LMAO
* and when she pops out of the womb?
* he is CRYING and calling Iwaizumi to tell him how cute she looks.
* “IWA-CHAN!!!!! SHE’S SO CUTE AND—“
* Iwaizumi hangs up on him LOL
* but afterwards he’s softly running his fingers through your hair after it’s all over, and telling you that he loves you.
* but anyways the Seijoh third years come to visit little (Y/N) every weekend and they always bring so much things for her to play with!!!!
* but it’s obvious Iwaizumi is little (Y/N)’s favourite uncle LOL
* she looks like she LIKES Iwaizumi more than Oikawa AHAHAH
* she’ll crawl to him and always reach for him and he’ll happily hug her!!! Oikawa is SO jealous lmaoooo
* but when little (Y/N) can start walking and talking, MAN.
* Oikawa is instantly teaching her how to play volleyball!!!!
* he’s teaching her how to set, and how to receive balls!!!
* her uncles come over to play with her every weekend and you find it really cute, when you poke your head out into the backyard and see four grown men cooing over your little girl!!!!
* but she grows up to love spiking more thanks to her uncle Iwaizumi!!!!!!
* Oikawa’s VERY salty about that LMAOOO but he’ll set to her all the time to practice!!!
* he and her are the total power team!!!
* he’ll go to ALL her games and he’ll happily point her out to you when you’re looking for her!
* and when she gets a spike in??
* “YOU GO GIRL!!!! MAKE YOUR FATHER PROUD!!!!”
* he’s also a super supportive father!!!!
* but he’ll draw a line at relationships AHAHA
* he’ll know how disgusting high school boys are (CONSIDERING HOW HE WAS AHAH) and he’ll gather the Seijoh third years and scare that boy away.
* Matsukawa is the scariest bc he actually is really intimidating HAH.
* and Hanamaki manages to scare them away bc he threatens MURDER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
* but anyway your daughter has to BEG him to stop after he scares the seventh boy away.
* you just laugh as he tries to make excuses to what he did.
Kuroo:
* aw this man!!!!!!
* i’ve said before in a previous hc, i THINK his parents had some sorta tension between them and hence he had to live with his grandparents.
* so growing up, he never really had active parents in his life!!! so he’s promising himself that he’s going to treat you and little (Y/N) right.
* and when little (Y/N) comes out of the womb!!!!! he’s SO SO SO happy, and he’s smiling so widely and tears are rolling down his cheeks.
* he’s praising you on how well you did during the entire process, and he’s kissing your forehead and saying how proud he is of you.
* but he’s SO SO SO HAPPY!!!! and he’s immediately telling Kenma and the third gym squad!!!!!!
* okay but Kenma occasionally pops over to your house every few weeks to give little (Y/N) toys and stuff, and you have to tell him to STOP bc he’s spending so much money!!!!!
* ZRIEOTKGK
* but Bokuto, Akaashi and Tsukishima also come over to play with little (Y/N)!!!!
* it’s obvious her favourite is Akaashi, bc he’s the most gentle with her, and she’s always crawling up to him and hitting his thighs.
* Bokuto always goes into emo mode whenever she choose Akaashi over him LOL
* anyway.
* he’s teaching little (Y/N) volleyball when she can stand up and walk!!!
* and he’s such a big influence on her life that she actually ASPIRES to be a middle blocker just like him!
* he always brings you to all her games when the both of you can make it, and occasionally the third gym squad will make an appearance too!!!!
* when she blocks the other team????
* there’s two people screaming on the second floor.
* “THATS MY DAUGHTER!!!”-kuroo
* “WOOOO GOOOO LITTLE (Y/N)!!!”-bokuto
* Akaashi and Tsukishima just exchange looks like: wtf is wrong with them.
* he’s also a really, really supportive father.
* he’s so close to her, and he really understands her so well, just like how he understands you.
* he’ll let her talk to him about anything, but he also knows when to give her space to work out her problems when she needs to!!!
* overall super supportive.
* REALLY GREAT FATHER.
* though he gets a TAD protective when little (Y/N) starts to talk about her boyfriend to the both of you.
* but he trusts her!!!! so it’s all good!!!!!
Kenma:
* ahhh!!! he’s actually prepared for little (Y/N) to come out.
* like.
* he’s already bought all the stuff needed for babies, and he’s already put it in the room.
* and when your water breaks??? he’s bringing you to the hospital, with a very calm face, because he’s researched on what to do and he made sure to get the BEST doctor on your case!
* and when little (Y/N) comes out?
* he’s so proud, and you see this lone tear slide down his cheek, and he’s pressing a soft kiss onto her forehead, before pressing one to your lips, and telling you that he loves you so much.
* anyway he immediately tells Hinata what happened, and after Hinata jokes about little (Y/N) not being named after him, he congratulates the both of you through the speaker!!
* Kuroo finds out a few minutes later, after Hinata hangs up and Kenma texts him, and he also congratulates you happily, and berates Kenma over not telling him first AHAHAH
* N E WAYS
* Kenma. is literally and figuratively A SUGAR DADDY TO LITTLE (Y/N).
* this guy???
* a new toy shows up in a parcel outside the house EVERY day, and you have to PLEAD him to stop buying little (Y/N) presents when the drawers start to overflow AHAHA
* Kenma merely shrugs, and gets another cupboard built in the room to store more toys, and shoots a small smile at you when you sigh.
* “i have money to spare, babe.”
* “WE HAVE TOO MUCH TOYS, KO.”
* tbh he won’t teach volleyball to (Y/N), bc he’s lazy AHAHA
* BUT when she inevitably picks it up thanks to her uncles Kuroo and Hinata, he’s cursing them silently in his head when your daughter asks him to play with her.
* he will not be able to refuse her and he’ll actually play with her until SHE’S tired, bc he loves her so much!!!!
* she ends up wanting to be a setter, and he teaches her all his hacks and techniques to get out of practice if she’s tired AHAHA
* he’ll try his best to make it to all her games, and he won’t shout whenever she scores, but instead grip your hands really tightly and mumble a cheer under his breath.
* he’s a really chill dad, tbh.
* like, he’ll never scold your daughter if she’s in the wrong.
* all the discipline is up to you AHAHAH
* he also doesn’t get worked up over her having her boyfriend over for dinner, and instead asks the boy what games he plays.
* the protectiveness gets handed over to uncle Kuroo!!!!!!! who’s instantly firing a barrage of questions at the poor boy.
* “stop it, Kuro.”
* “BUT KENMA, this boy is trying to make his moves on little (Y/N)!!!!”
Sugawara:
* aw HES SUCH A SWEET GUY.
* he’s so PUMPED for little (Y/N)’s delivery.
* and when your little baby pops out???
* this guy is CRYING.
* tears are rolling down his cheeks and he’s SMILING so much as he holds little (Y/N) in his arms.
* he’s SO happy, and he’s telling you that straight to your face as you lie back down on the hospital bed.
* he’s pressing a soft kiss on your cheek before he’s texting the Karasuno group chat WIDIFIFIR
* they’re all so happy!!! and they swarm into the hospital like the maniacs they are to see little (Y/N).
* but when your baby can walk and talk???
* you BET that the entire team is coming to your house EVERY weekend to play volleyball with her.
* little (Y/N) ends up loving Nishinoya the most, and he excitedly teaches her the ROLLING THUNDER move, but Sugawara scolds him when she rolls wrongly and ends up with a gash on her cheeks.
* Nishinoya is BANNED from returning to your house AHAHA KDG
* okay she ends up being a libero like her favourite uncle!!
* and whenever she has a match?
* the ENTIRE team is going there to cheer her on.
* i’m not even lying.
* she’ll save a ball, and all her middle-aged uncles start screaming and cheering, causing her to blush in embarrassment.
* Sugawara and Daichi have to calm them down AHAHAHAH.
* but when she undergoes changes and starts getting male attention???
* man Tanaka and Nishinoya are NOT going to let that happen.
* they’ll be protecting her like how they protected Shimizu AHAHA
* but the most scariest is HER DAD, SUGAWARA KOSHI.
* he’ll smile widely at the boy who your daughter brings home, and that smile is the scariest you’ve seen on his face.
* AHAHAH the poor boy’s TERRIFIED of Sugawara LMAO
Asahi:
* OH!!! this pure, sweet man.
* he’s so SHOCKED when your water breaks.
* he’ll be running around the house and freaking out AHAHA and you have to call the ambulance yourself LOL
* and when little (Y/N) pops out????
* he’s CRYING.
* he’s SOBBING.
* he’s SHAKING.
* he’s so scared!!!! what if your baby doesn’t like him?????
* he’s instantly texting the third years at Karasuno for help LOL
* but they tell him to chill and just hold the baby in his arms!!!
* and he starts to cry again AHAHAH
* but anyway your baby will have the CRAZIEST UNCLES.
* literally your baby is showered with LOVE AND AFFECTION by the entire Karasuno team!!!!!!
* your baby’s favourite is Daichi!!! bc he’s the gentlest with her, and she’ll always wiggle out of Asahi’s arms to go to Daichi.
* ANY WAY
* she ends up being a wing spiker like her father!!!!!
* Asahi’s so proud he starts to cry AGAIN.
* but whenever she has a match????
* the entire team is going AHAHAH
* Nishinoya and Tanaka ARE SCREAMING when she gets a spike in.
* Asahi will just tear up bc he’s so PROUD.
* oh and Asahi’s the MOST SUPPORTIVE DAD.
* he’s always letting her do whatever she wants!!!!!
* and he supports everything that she does!!!!!
* and when she brings a boyfriend home???
* tbh he’s totally fine with that, bc his baby is all grown up, after all.
* but the boy’s scared bc of Asahi’s LOOKS AHAHAHAHAHAH
* your daughter has to tell him to smile more bc her boyfriend is scared of her father’s face AHAHAHAHAH
JRRKFKFK HI IM SO SORRY IF THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WANTED FIRIFIFI i tried my best to write this!!! i hope it’s okay!!!!!!!!
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sunflowershouyou · 4 years
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🏖️ Aoba Jousai third years at the beach
Oikawa Tooru ÷ Iwaizumi Hajime ÷ Matsukawa Issei ÷ Hanamaki Takahiro
requested by: @cherryonigiri
Hi Violet, I just saw your blog on my dash – I was wondering if you had headcanons for Seijoh 3rd years (Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Makki, Mattsun) for what they would do with their S/O on a beach? Love your writing sm, good luck with the blog 💖
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🏊‍♂️ Oikawa Tooru
He would be the one to insist going to the beach. Oikawa loves the sea. Sometimes he would even bring his nephew with you and would take A LOT of photos.
He’s almost like a child (even Takeru acts more mature than him). You would go to the beach and Oikawa would immediately rush into the water totally forgetting about sunscreen.
Oikawa is extremely sweet. He would invite you and Takeru to swim together but Oikawa can’t swim to save his life. One time he almost drowned while trying to look cool and show off to you. Since then you acquired the habit to look after him. You even make him wear Takeru’s swim ring around his waist. At first he refused but then he almost drowned again and got really scared it might happen one more time.
Oikawa loves playing in the water! It’s so much fun spending a day at the beach with him. When you’re all hungry he goes to get ice cream and some snacks. He loves when you make sandwiches at home for beach day. You think it’s just a simple sandwich... nothing much... but for Oikawa is the most delicious meal! Especially after you’re all tired from playing and hot and you want something in your tummy.
Oikawa teaches Takeru volleyball even at the beach. You like the fact that he’s very gentle. He also teaches you and you all play together. Some people even mistaken you as Takeru’s parents. This little boy loves you (sometimes Oikawa thinks he loves you more than him).
Your boyfriend is very dramatic. He loves the sea but once he sees seaweed or a bug he would rush back to where your towels and umbrella are. On the other hand Takeru is very brave and likes pranking his uncle. He would pick up seaweed just to throw it at Oikawa’s face. If Oikawa is chilling on his towel Takeru would pour a whole bucket of water over him.
You have a lot of fun watching those two play. Making sandcastles is a tradition! You make it into a competition and you always give the first place to Takeru. Oikawa is a bit petty because he thinks his sandcastles are way better and deserve to win.
After the long day spent at the beach you’re all exhausted but very happy and still energized from all the fun. And Oikawa is always sunburnt because he forgets to put on sunscreen. He can’t walk straight or sit normally for the next couple of weeks.
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🌊 Iwaizumi Hajime
Iwaizumi always gets mistaken for a lifeguard. Everywhere he goes people would look at him. He’s like a Greek God. He swims very well and every time you go to the beach he tries to teach you how to swim. You have hard time doing it but it’s always fun and Iwaizumi appreciates your hard work. He encourages you and holds you so you’ll stay calm. He won’t let go of you be sure of that!
Sometimes the sand is way too hot and you can’t even step on it. Don’t worry because Iwaizumi would just lift you and carry you all the way to your towel.
Because he looks like a lifeguard there always are little girls who fall in love with him and pretend to drown so that he’ll save them. (I don’t know if you’ve watched ‘Surf’s Up’ but it’s something like that)
Iwaizumi brings a lot of food to the beach. He helps you put on sunscreen and makes sure you are always sun protected because he knows very well what happens if you forget your sunscreen (*looks at Oikawa*).
You both like staying at the beach until sunset. There aren’t any people at that hour and you enjoy your time together. You cuddle and sometimes stay a bit more to watch the stars. If it’s a special occasion Iwaizumi would bring a fancy meal that he made himself and a bottle of wine or champagne. It’s like a picnic at the beach.
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⛱️ Hanamaki Takahiro
Hanamaki is always excited to go to the beach! He likes more crowded places with lots of restaurants and bars nearby because he never prepares any food.
You always play some kind of card or board games at the beach. A lot of the times you go together with Mattsun. Those two should not be separated! You make a lot of bets and challenge each other to do dumb stuff. With Makki you always manage to meet new people. You play volleyball with them or invite them over to play board games with you.
Makki loves trying out the food in new restaurants and that’s what you also do at the beach. Hanamaki is the type of person who would lift you up just to throw you back in the water. He likes to tease you. But you get your revenge. You always try to push him into the sea. However sometimes he manages to grab your hand so you both end up falling. You pretend to be angry at him but you love every moment you spend together.
While you’re in the car (going to the beach or leaving) you always play that one CD with summer/car songs and sing as if you’re in a Disney musical. If you see something interesting along the way you pull over and take hundreds of pictures. It’s always fun with Hanamaki at the beach.
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🍹 Matsukawa Issei
Like I mentioned Makki and Mattsun should not be separated so you always invite him to come with you. He knows that you both should spend some time together just the two of you so he declines your offer from time to time. When he comes though he always has a lot of activity ideas.
You and Matsukawa spend a lot of time sunbathing. You like chilling on you towels, have a cold drink and discuss stuff. You also enjoy watching other people at the beach and imagining what their life must be like. You both are like the beach gossipers.
‘See that guy? It looks like he’s going to talk to that girl.’
‘Oh yeah... I saw him looking at her for the past hour and a half.’
You just sit there while talking a sip of your drinks.
‘Oh no... she rejected him.’
‘Well... wouldn’t you do the same if you were her?’
Sometimes you get too sassy and have literally no chill but you’re doing it only for fun. You love laughing together. Both of you like bringing dumb teen magazines and make fun of the stuff that are written there.
When you actually go in the sea you always try to see where is the furthest you can go without drowning. Mattsun is there to help you and make sure you’re alive. He doesn’t want anything bad to happen to you so he’s extremely caring. After that though he would splash water at your face.
After the beach he always helps you wash your hair because we all know how tiring (and impossible) it is to get seaweed and sand out of you hair.
Every time Matsukawa turns on the air-conditioner because he still feels the heat from the day. If you get cold he would cuddle you with a blanket.
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Thank you for reading!
- sunflowershouyou 🌻
[23.07.2020]
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Can you do Karasuno and any other team with a R manager who looks really masculine? Like tall, buff, deep voice, etc. The first time they meet is when someone comes in and is like "this is your new manager" or smth. And the team mistakes R for a male. I don't want R to be insecure about it, I want her to be confident with it!😂 Please and thank you!! Don't do it if you don't want to!😄
A reader manager who looks masculine
A/N: This request is unique hahaha! I got excited while typing this because idk, it suites my tastes. I also didn’t expect this to be this long but oh well haha! anws, here’s your request! I hope you enjoy it and thank you for requesting. \( ̄︶ ̄*\))\
A/N2: It’s already 3:40 AM LMAOOO and I can’t sleep that’s why I decided to finish writing this []~( ̄▽ ̄)~*
~sky Karasuno, Seijou and Fukurodani
KARASUNO
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The first time Kiyoko introduced you to the team made the boys stopped from practicing.
All of them gathered around you and were looking at you with a confused look.
They got even more confused when Kiyoko said you are their new recruited manager because they thought why would they have a guy manager.
but when Kiyoko said your name, everyone are shock, even tsukki is lowkey shock because you have a feminine name.
However, Kageyama was not shocked because of your feminine name, he was surprised because he expected you to join the taekwando club.
Kageyama was like “Oh, Y/N, I thought you joined taekwando club?”
“I want decided to laylow while I’m in highschool so that I can focus more on acads”
Everyone was more shock because you and Kageyama are talking.
But they are more shock with your deep voice, your voice is deeper than Asahi’s.
“Y-you know each other?” Nishinoya asked you and Kageyama.
“yeah she’s my classmate”
“SHE?!?!”
“You’re a girl?! I thought you’re a guy!” Hinata said to you with a shock face then Daichi scolds Hinata.
“Oi! don’t say that to her!”
“It’s okay I’m used to it” you assured Daichi.
It’s not new to you because even way back in childhood, a lot of people mistaken you as a male.
You were insecure before when you were a kid because the other kids were like teasing you as a giant.
 But as you grew older, you become confident with it, you are like “idgaf of what you are saying”. 
You used your privilege and attended taekwando, so that if someones tries to bully you, you’ll give them a wack on their faces. lmao I’m just kidding.
For you being tall and having a deep voice is your favorite trait you had because people will know you.
Anyways, the third years would be protective over you.
They are the “protect Y/N at all cost”- squad, even when the lower years would ask you questions like “why is you voice so deep” or “why not grow you hair long”. 
The third years would be like “STOP BULLYING HER” meanwhile you’ll just answer them
Hinata and Noya are high key salty with your height lmao ( ̄y▽, ̄)╭ 
Hinata highkey wants to be friends with you because you’re different to others like he’s curious while Yamaguchi is just lowkey because he is awkward. my cute bby,
Tanaka and Nishinoya are boasting on the other teams of having a tall manager and they’re happy because they can see Kiyoko talking and smiling. 
The third years will always give you compliments and they are always simping on you.
AOBA JOHSAI
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It’s a little weird because you are recruited by their head coach. 
You are his niece and actually agreed to him of being the manager of seijou. 
Well anyways, you just agreed to meet him at the gym after your classes so that you will be properly introduce to the team.
So when you arrived to the gym, you were welcomed by a confused team that’s looking at you. 
But then the third years were like “Oikawa is this one of your fans?” “Is this your new girlfriend?” 
And you were like “Oikawa? who’s that person?” “I’m single pls”
When they heard your voice they are shock because damn that voice is deep for a girl like you. 
They didn’t expect to a girl like you to have a deep voice.
For them, you look like a shy tall girl that look lost in the gym but they didn’t know that you act manlier than Oikawa.
So when they heard your voice the first years thought, to be specific Kindaichi, you’re a man that is cross-dressed.
So Kindaichi asked you “Are you a boy that’s cross-dressed in girl’s uniform?”
The team looked at Kindaichi with wide eyes, they all went speechless. 
Even you, you’re too shock  to say something, it’s not your first time to be mistaken as a guy.
But people only mistaken you as man when they only heard your deep voice and also when you had a pixie cut during your middle school year.
That’s why you decided to grow your hair again. 
You were back to reality when Oikawa speak up and defended you or more on like starting to be flirty with you.
“Now, now, Kindaichi, that’s not nice of you to say that to a beautiful lady like her”
He doesn’t care about your deep voice and you being manly, if he wants to flirt with you he will. 
He will introduce himself and gives you cheesy pick up lines like:
“are you an alien? because you abducted my heart” ” 
The the whole team rolled their eyes then the third years just sighed while Kindaichi, and Yahaba looked at Oikawa with nothing but hatred.
All of them so done with their captain flirting around the girls. 
Iwaizumi was about to walk over to you and Oikawa but suddenly stopped when you answered Oikawa back. 
"are you a garbage? because i want to throw you away” 
With that comeback, everyone started laughing with the third years having the loudest laugh. 
Matsukawa and Hanamaki praises you saying that you’re cool and wanted to be friend with you so that they have a new ally against Oikawa while Iwaizumi looked at you with an amuse look and a smirk. 
In the middle of their laughing, their head coach enters the gym and saw you.
All of them stopped laughing and greeted their coach, same with you, you greeted the coach which is your uncle.
“Oh, Y/N glad you make it.” 
Everyone was confused again because the coach knows you and greeted you back. 
But their confused look were replaced with a shock expression when the coach properly introduces you to the team.
“This is Y/N, your new manager and my niece” 
Oikawa was the most shocked because he flirted with his coach’s niece lmao. 
While his fellow teammates are now trying to hold their laughter because their captain is dumbed af. 
When they went to the court, the third years went to him and teases him.
“So, coach’s niece huh?”  (¬‿¬) Hanamaki said
“You need to be nice to us, Oikawa, if you don’t want us to tell our coach how you tried to flirt with Y/N earlier” Matsukawa then said.
FUKURODANI
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Yukie was the one who introduces you to the team. 
When they first saw you their reaction are like “huh? the new manager is a guy?”
All of them are confuse except for their captain.
Bokuto was all excited because for the first time they’ll be having a male manager.
He was like “Wow! a male manager, amazing!” 
You just chuckled while Yukie was lowkey panicking while waving her hands to the team. 
“Y/n is not a guy, she’s just tall and all”
When Bokuto heard that, he looked at you with a pouty expression. lol such a big baby. 
“Aww I thought she’s a guy” 
The team facepalmed and Akaashi step then apologizes in behalf of Bokuto lmao.
But you were like “Oh it’s okay, I’m used to being mistaken as a guy, no worries”
When they heard your voice, they are amaze and like “woah”
Even Akaashi who’s good in controlling his expression was amaze and accidentally blurted his comment about your voice out loud. 
“w-wow, your voice is so deep- I’m sorry for that” 
You laughed about it and told that for you, your voice is your charm. 
Bokuto looks at you for a while and gotten curious about your sports because you’re tall and have an athletic body. 
“Y/n can I ask you a question? What’s your sports before?”
You looked at him and answered that you play volleyball in your middle school. 
He got excited when heard about it and even his teammate got lowkey excited. 
He asked about your position in volleyball and you answered wing spiker which made the captain more excited. 
While Akaashi had already expected of you being the wing spiker of your team.
For him, if you’re not the wing spiker, you will be the middle blocker because you’re tall af. 
Anyways, Bokuto asked you why you didn’t continue volleyball this high school.
and you were like “I want to focus more on my academics because I want to get in to nice university but I still want to have an extracurricular activity so I just joined as a manager” 
With that Bokuto asked you to sometimes play with him. 
Akaashi tried to stop the captain and apologize to you again but you agreed to it and made Bokuto happy.
Well, you actually also made the whole team lowkey excited because they can play with you. 
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cherryblossomstars · 4 years
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III. Midnight (W. Ushijima)
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Taken from my AO3 series of one-shots & reposted here
Pairing: Ushijima x F!Reader
Word count: 2,051 
Genre: fluff/slight crack bc seijoh
Summary: Aoba Johsai's volleyball team has never been able to defeat the Great Ushiwaka of Shiratorizawa. Their manager, however? She can bring him to his knees in mere seconds.
Or, Ushijima Wakatoshi is helplessly in love with Seijoh's Ace's twin sister, and the Aoba Johsai VBC is not appreciative of it.
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"Go fish." Oikawa says with a straight face.
Matsukawa huffs and picks up a white card from the middle of the table, "just when I had Uno."
"Suck it up." Hanamaki smirks, "Eevee uses quick draw. Draw a card, Iwaizumi."
"No, because you activated my trap card." Hajime flips over a card that was on the table.
"That doesn't count!" Oikawa yells.
"Yes it does." Matsukawa defends.
"No, it doesn't." Hanamaki cuts in, trying to avoid losing.
"What does the card czar say?" Oikawa turns to look at you.
You hold cards from Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Uno, Cards Against Humanity and a regular deck of playing cards. You're not sure what you're playing right now, but the upcoming third years seem to have played this before, seeing as they don't have a lick of confusion written on their faces. Next to the large deck in the middle of the table sits a cup of dice. "Er... Makki and Hajime roll a, um, D6 for initiative. Highest number goes first, so, um, their card will be the affective one."
The group around you nods. Makki rolls a 3, then Hajime follows up with a 6. Makki groans in defeat.
You nearly sigh in relief, you weren't sure if what you said was even close to what you were supposed to do.
The summer break of your second year in highschool, all the second years had decided to go together on a volleyball summer camp in Tokyo. Naturally, they convinced you to tag along as well. The camp was split between age groups, middle school and highschool were grouped together and being taught by adults, while elementary was being taught by adults as well as teenagers. The camp had no need of volleyball managers, so you had submitted an application to be part of the staff supervising and teaching the elementary kids.
Because of your decision to be part of staff, you were required to go to the camp at least a week early to get the basics of both teaching and safety for the camp. There, you found out that because the amount of people coming to this summer's volleyball camp was much more than they normally had, middle school and highschool would be separated this year and they needed extra hands for the middle school division. You had volunteered, meaning you would be supervising both middle school and elementary.
Later, you found out they were getting an extra influx of campers because they had decided to make the camp co-ed. You grumbled about it when you found out the camp was co-ed. You must not have seen the option when you signed up online, likely because Oikawa had been pestering you to bump a ball around with him while you applied. Stupid Oikawa.
It was only the third day of camp (and your tenth day of being there), but you were already so very tired and excited to leave. The camp itself would last three full weeks. Afterwards, you would be forced to stay behind an extra few hours to help clean the school that had allowed the camp to use their campus. Luckily, you managed to rope your fellow second years into staying behind with you to help clean up as well. Matsukawa owed you one for spraining your wrist the month before (even though it was an accident, you still successfully guilt tripped him), Matsukawa had asked Hanamaki to stay behind as well, Hajime had given you a shrug and simply stated "wherever you go, I go", and Oikawa had given into peer pressure.
You rarely got breaks during the day and practically only saw your classmates at night after the elementary and middle school's curfew. Highschool did not have an assigned curfew, which is why you were sat on the floor in front of a coffee table in the common room of some other school's dormitory with your classmates playing an abomination of a card game while three of your underclassmen (which surprisingly included Kyotani) sat on the couches around you.
It was already surprising to see Oikawa up late since he was so strict with himself when it came to his schedule (with the exception of studying other teams' past games before tournaments), but what was really shocking to you was seeing your boyfriend and his best friend come down the stairs at 12am.
It seems your classmates already knew he was here, judging by the lack of shock from everyone around you. The saltiness that immediately began to radiate from your friends and fill the atmosphere, however, was practically tangible.
"Wakatoshi! What are you doing here?" You jumped from your position on the floor to walk alongside him and Tendou, heading for the kitchen.
"Tendou wanted a snack." He shrugs.
"A little birdie told me that the kitchens stock midnight snacks after the middle and lower school's curfew!" Tendou practically bounced into the kitchen, opening up all of the cabinets and digging through the pantry to find a snack suitable to his taste.
Your boyfriend and you stood next to the kitchen island, waiting for him. "No, Toshi, I meant here. At camp. I didn't know you were coming."
"I tried to call you to tell you, but you never answered so I left a text."
"You did?" You tilted your head.
"He did!" Tendou chirped, his head poking around in the fridge, "he was even complaining about how you weren't answering. He got all worried cause his precious little girlfriend wasn't answering her phone~"
"When?" You asked.
He is quiet in thought for a moment. "Last week."
"Oh! I'm sorry, I must have forgotten to tell you I was coming here. The club kinda convinced me to come with them last minute, right before the application deadline." You explained.
"It's pretty cool you're here with us, though." Tendou began to empty out the freezer, looking for something. "Oh! You know what, Iwa-chan?"
You hum, "what?"
"I don't think you've met little Kenjiro yet, right?" Tendou asks, tossing a bag of frozen vegetables onto the countertop.
"Kenjiro...?" You think for a moment.
Ushijima slips an arm around your waist. "His last name is Shirabu."
"Hmm... Nope. Never met him." You confirm.
"He's our brand new up and coming setter. He'll be a second year when the school year starts, but he's already pretty good, right Wakatoshi?"
The man next to you nods, "he's very competent. He's here at the camp, too."
Tendou grumbles, "there's no ice cream sandwiches." He turns to you, "Iwa-chan! How come the guys upstairs had ice cream sandwiches? I can't find them anywhere!"
You let out a light laugh, "that's what you were looking for, Satori?" You remove yourself from your boyfriend's side and begin to head towards a freezer with a lock on it.
Tendou nods eagerly, "yep. Why's that got a lock on it?"
You fish out your lanyard from your pajama's pocket and attempt to find the right key out of all the keys you were given. "Because there are certain snacks only meant for the staff. The camp wants you guys eating as healthy as possible while you're here, even when it comes to snacks. It's why there's pretty much only protein bars in the pantry and fruits in the fridge."
"You have a key?" Ushijima asks from behind you.
You finally find the right key and pop open the fridge, "chocolate?" You ask. When you hear Tendou confirm it, you toss an ice cream sandwich his way. "Want a popsicle, Toshi?" You close and lock the freezer when he shakes his head no. "Yeah, I've got a key. I'm part of the staff. I gave my Seijoh boys some ice cream and popsicles earlier too. Oh, but make sure no one knows I gave you guys these."
"Oh, you're part of staff, huh." Tendou nods in understanding.
"That must be why I haven't seen you around the campus." Ushijima adds.
"Yup. I'm part of the middle school and elementary staff, so I don't see highschool a lot except for after curfew. And since I'm so busy with them, I pretty much never check my phone. Sorry about that, honey." You take your spot next to Ushijima's side once again and get onto your tippy toes press a kiss to his cheek.
Tendou almost visibly cringes, "I'm gonna go upstairs before I get any more uncomfortable. See you in our room, Wakatoshi-kun!" And with that, he leaves the kitchen happily munching on his ice cream, leaving you and your boyfriend alone.
Almost immediately, Ushijima's arms snake around your waist and he rests his forehead against yours. "You worried me."
"I'm sorry." You press another kiss onto his cheek and wrap your arms loosely around his neck.
He hums, "what are you doing after camp ends? My family wants to see you again."
"Sorry, my love. After camp I'm going to Sapporo with Oikawa."
He freezes, "just Oikawa?"
"Sorry, I shouldn't have phrased it like that." You bite back the urge to laugh at his reaction, "I'm going to Sapporo with my family and Oikawa's family. We go every Summer, it's tradition. My uncle and my aunt live up in Sapporo, so we usually stay until the last week of vacation. Nowadays, though, the adults and Takeru usually leave early for work, so me, Hajime, and Oikawa get left alone, anyway."
"I see. That sounds fun."
"Yeah. It is. I look forward to it every year. I'm sorry I won't get to visit your family, though."
"They will understand. It's nothing to worry about."
"Can I postpone the visit until the last week of summer? We can all go to the festival together." You hop onto sit on the island's countertop and pull Ushijima to stand between your legs.
He tucks his head into the crook of your neck, his hair lightly scratching you. "Yes, that sounds like fun. My cousins missed you."
"Pfft. Which ones? You have so, so, so many." And he did. His extended family may as well have extended to the entire country of Japan. When you had gone to visit his family during the holidays, there were so many people at his house it was hard to move around. And even then, he had told you that that was only a few of his relatives.
"Hayato missed you very much." He huffed.
Despite trying not to laugh out loud, your body betrayed you when you began to shake from your attempts at stopping yourself. Hayato, who was four when you last saw him, had claimed that he would steal you away from Ushijima and be the one to marry you. Immediately following that, another one of Ushijima's younger cousins had said she had already claimed you to be her playmate for life, so you would be unable to marry either little Hayato or Ushijima. "Your family is certainly a fun one."
"I'm glad you get along with them, but I won't be able to have you to myself at any point during the Summer."
"My first day back. I'll be all yours. I promise."
"You promise?"
"All yours, my darling love." You lean your head against his.
This feeling, being wrapped in the arms of the love of your life in the middle of the night, was pure bliss. The only accompanying noises were the muffled shouts of your best friends from the other room, and the thrumming of the kitchen appliances around you. And still, despite the incredibly unromantic environment, you couldn't help but feel yourself fall for the man in your arms even more. Yes, perhaps you were too young to be in love. Sure, highschool relationships won't always last. But this feeling was one you wanted to savor, and you were not planning on letting him go any time soon.
This is not a fairytale life. Ushijima certainly had the grace and looks of a Prince Charming, but, unlike in the storybooks, whether or not the clock strikes twelve would not matter. You would not run away and you would not be leaving a shoe at the steps. Instead, you would continue to rest in the arms of the man you love. And sure, there would be no huge, elaborate castle or jewels tossed your way, but this was more than enough.
Fin.
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tickly-trashcan · 4 years
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Number 11. With Ler Makki and Lee Mattsun?
hello, anoncakes! thank you thank you for the ask! I’ve actually never written for this pairing before but I decided to look through some stuff of them yesterday and they’re very cute ufufu I ship it~ I hope you enjoy the fic!
Cleaning Duty
Summary: Matsukawa and Hanamaki are stuck on cleaning duty after a bet Hanamaki made and reminisce the night they would’ve had together if not for that bet.
Word Count: 860 (under the cut)
“God, I’m exhausted,” Matsukawa whined, picking up stray volleyballs that laid over the court as Hanamaki lowered the volleyball net. Normally, Iwaizumi and Oikawa would be the ones cleaning up after a long night of volleyball practice, but after a bet that Hanamaki had made (and lost) over who could spike more balls in a row, he and his boyfriend were stuck cleaning up the court on their own.
“Hey, you’re not alone in that end,” Hanamaki pointed out, who was equally exhausted, especially from the spiking match that he and Iwaizumi had had. 
“It’s your fault that we’re cleaning anyway, you know you can’t spike as much as Iwaizumi,” Matsukawa pouted, tossing a volleyball quite violently into the container. “I wanted to get home early so we could watch The Office…”
“Mattsun, we’ve watched that entire show twice already, you need to expand your tastes,” Hanamaki complained, wrapping up the net.
Matsukawa faked an offended gasp, clutching his chest dramatically. “Oh, Makki, you wound me, it’s not my fault I love it so much.” He walked over to Hanamaki, draping one arm over his shoulder as Hanamaki picked up the net.
“Oh? Do you love it more than me?”
“Hmm, maybe I do? I mean, you did make me help you clean up even though you’re the one who made the bet you knew you couldn’t win~,” Matsukawa teased, a smirk expanding from his lips.
It was now Hanamaki’s turn to gasp, as he leaned into Matsukawa as if he was fainting. “You’re so cruel! How will you ever get me back in your good graces?”
Hanamaki placed his hand on Matsukawa’s waist, pulling him in as he chuckled slightly, leaning into the embrace.
“I could treat you to a drink at the convenience store,” He suggested, winking.
“Mayhaps… or I could just do this.”
Matsukawa gasped and bit back a laugh as Hanamaki squeezed his waist, wrapping his other arm around his back to hold him in place.
“N-Noho, Makki, sh-shit,” Matsukawa started, desperate to hold back his laughter as Hanamaki’s free hand explored, climbing up to his ribs.
“I think we can both agree you deserve this, especially after saying you loved The Office more than me, babe,” Hanamaki said plainly, dancing his fingers along Matsukawa’s ribs as he choked on a giggle. “C’mon, stop holding back, I don’t get to tickle you that often.”
Hanamaki poked Matsukawa’s navel jokingly, but after it earned a squeak followed by a stream of giggles, he smiled.
“What, is this a giggle button?” He poked it again, Matsukawa letting out another giggle and covering his mouth to hide his laughter. Hanamaki chuckled, scribbling his hand on Matsukawa’s tummy, right around his navel as he exploded with laughter.
“AAHAHahaHA nooo! Stohohohop not there, not thehehehere!” He shrieked, his knees crumpling as he tried to get away from Hanamaki, who simply followed him to the floor and pinned him down, now tickling his tummy with both hands.
Matsukawa pushed at Hanamaki’s chest, trying to get him off but it was no use, Hanamaki stayed firmly in place and easily attacked Matsukawa’s worst spot, his fingers now exploring under Matsukawa’s jersey and tickling his bare skin. Matsukawa shrieked, his face red as he grabbed at Hanamaki’s wrists, trying to pull those devious fingers off of him.
“STOHOHohohoP!” Matsukawa wailed, thrashing around as much as he could, given his boyfriend was sitting on top of him.
“Nah, I kinda like tickling the snot out of you. But maybe if you say you love me more than that stupid show…” Hanamaki suggested, pinching at Matsukawa’s sides causing him to yelp.
Matsukawa shook his head, looking up at Hanamaki who looked down at him smugly. “Nehehehever!”
Hanamaki shrugged. “Suit yourself then.”
He lifted up Matsukawa’s shirt and leaned his head down.
“NohoHOHOHO not THAT!” Matsukawa begged as he saw Hanamaki’s head go lower.
“Ground control, we are preparing for landing, three,” Hanamaki began to count down, not breaking eye contact from Matsukawa as he laughed nervously. “Two,” Matsukawa shrieked and giggled when Hanamaki faked him out, pushing at Hanamaki’s head.
“One!”
Matsukawa shrieked when Hanamaki gave him the loudest raspberry directly on top of his navel, banging his fist on the ground and kicking his legs as he tried to push at Hanamaki’s head as he continued his raspberry onslaught all over his tummy and up to his lower ribcage.
“Uncle! Ahahaha, shit, uncle!” Matsukawa begged, tapping furiously on Hanamaki’s shoulder, who lifted his head, hands resting on Matsukawa’s sides as he looked down at him.
“What do you love the most?”
“My bohohohoyfriend.”
“What are we gonna watch when we get home?
“Not The Office?” Matsukawa said in a slightly hurt tone, making Hanamaki smile.
“Good. Now let’s finish up cleaning so we can stop by the convenience store before heading home,” Hanamaki pressed a quick kiss on Matsukawa’s temple, patting his cheek before getting off of him and helping him up. Matsukawa let out a huff and smiled, kissing Hanamaki’s forehead.
“Alright, sounds good. You’re paying though,” Matsukawa said, before shrieking and running out of the gym, Hanamaki chasing after him with wiggling fingers. 
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bnha-hq · 4 years
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Could you write a fic for Noya x Watari from Haikyuu where they both have crushes on each other and there teams try to get them together?
This ask has been here for so long and I am so sorry anon omg. This was so hard and it’s not my best work but! It’s done and isn’t terrible lmao so enjoy
It was painful, no it was much worse than painful, it was beyond excruciating. Everyone and their blind uncle could see what was going on but somehow Karasunos libero and Aoba Johsias libero were completely and utterly clueless.Karasuno clued on pretty quickly after the practice match against Seijoho and Noya would not shut up about Watari. He went on and on and on about how amazing his opponent had been, how skilled and talented he was and how he loved the challenge…then it changed, he had started talking about how pretty he was. He talked about how, theoretically of course, if he were a girl, he’d love the other setter’s lips and eyes. “If you were a girl, you’d like them too right??” He had asked Tanaka eagerly on the bus mere moments after they were seated, Tanaka wasn’t the only one who was quite taken back by this remark. He had garnered the attention, and surprise, of the others on the bus.“I don’t know…I’ve never thought of a dude like that honestly?” Noya then insisted that it was completely normal and that most guys thought about other dudes like that at one point or another. The only ones who agreed with him were the gays and bisexuals on the team, he chose to ignore this mere coincidence and the team just decided to put that whole thing down to Noya being impressed with Watari’s skills and not having the words to explain it or maybe that is just how he wants to explain it. Either way they don’t think too much into it, it probably isn’t that deep.It’s not until weeks later they realise that Noya is crushing hard because their dear libero had not shut up about Watari since their match and as much as they cared about Noya, the shameless crushing followed by abject denial was beginning to drive them a little nuts. Noya continued to deny he had a crush and would fervently deny even being into guys at all, he’d defend his crush as being simply admiration until he was blue in the face, or more accurately red. The team would often joke around at how red Noya got whenever the opposing libero was mentioned though no matter how hard they tried they could not get a confession out of him. They assured him that they wouldn’t think less of him for liking guys, Tanaka joked around by saying that liking a member of Seijoh was far worse than being bi, even Kiyoko tried asking him to no avail. They had absolutely no idea how to fix this, they just know they needed to do something cause if they heard about Noya’s ‘totally straight’ admiration for Watari’s ‘gorgeous eyes’ one more time they were going to go crazy. They didn’t expect their answer however to walk right up to their door with a small, sealed envelope.
While Karasuno had been driven to the brink of insanity by Noya’s totally platonic crush, Aoba Johsai had been subjected to their own form of torture. Watari was confident in his sexuality, so when he saw Noya, saw how he played and behaved and spoke he knew that he was crushing. Hard. But in his confidence in his own sexuality, he had very little confidence in his gaydar or ability to hit on a guy successfully. Watari would talk non-stop about Noya, he’d talk about how he couldn’t wait for verse him again, about how cool his hair was and how he loved how energetic he was. Seijoh, while they admitted that it was cute how hard Watari was crushing, they reached a point where it was a tiring. A little bit.“Just ask him out, what’s the worst that could happen?” Iwaizumi tried his best to reason with him“He could say no!”Iwaizumi tried to encourage him but was always met with the same response, which he never really had a good answer for. He couldn’t really say ‘well that’d suck’ and shrug his shoulders, could he?The others were trying their hardest too, Hanamaki and Matsukawa were giving him advice on how to sneakily gauge his level of interest. They suggested ‘totally not dates’ and terrible pick up lines with meanings that could change depending on Noya’s response. Watari didn’t have the confidence to try that so he didn’t.Oikawa would give him advice on how to seduce Noya, how to walk and talk in a way that would surely gain his interest if he weren’t interested already. Yahaba gently suggested he just get to know Noya more, text him or friend him on social media, that’d be the best way to figure out Noya’s feelings and give him the opportunity to ask him out.Even Kyotani gave his input, it basically boiled down to ‘tell him, if he rejects you then fuck him!’ but he tried none the less. Unfortunately, none of this ended up working as Watari was still too scared to try anything. Eventually they had had enough.“If we could get them to play truth or dare or spin the bottle, maybe they’d realise their feelings” Mattsun joked, and it really was just a joke, but Oikawa grabbed it with both hands ran with it anyway.“That could work, let’s get started~”
The last thing Karasuno expected was to be invited to a party by Seijoh, and had Oikawa not clearly stated the purpose of the party to Daichi they probably wouldn’t have gone. Naturally, they kept the true purpose of the party away from Watari and Noya, Noya was just excited to go to a party and Watari was excited to see Noya. They were none the wiser, as both teams made sure of. When Oikawa suggested spin the bottle Noya was more than eager to play. “I hope I can kiss Kiyoko!” He had proclaimed as he sat down, though his eyes shifted to Watari as he said it.When there was a decent enough circle Oikawa had grabbed the bottle, confidently placing it on the floor with a grin. “Who’s going first~?”Noya, naturally, volunteered to go first. He reached forward and grabbed the bottle, flicking it excitedly. Oikawa had placed the bottle on a bit of an incline on purpose and had maybe glued a weight into the lid, hoping that the weight would cause it to land on Watari. Everyone held their breath as the bottle spun, passing each of them again and again, slowing with each rotation. It crept past Daichi, past Oikawa and slowly landed on Watari. The two teams had cheered, Watari was blushing so dark and Noya was uncharacteristically flustered, but true to the game they leaned in. It was Noya that had closed the gap and Watari that had moved their bodies closer, this was not a kiss of two people forced to in a game, that’s for sure.
That was a month ago and both teams suffering was now at an end, Noya ran into Seijoh’s gym after practice and launched himself at Watari. The libero’s shared a kiss before holding hands and waving to the team.“See ya!” Noya called out before leading Watari out of the gym, neither expected the party to turn out how it did but both were than happy that it had.
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jadehqknb · 6 years
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Haikyuu Father’s Day Headcanons
I woke up feeling domestic today so in honor of Father’s Day I put together some random headcanons for some of the Haikyuu boys. I hope you enjoy them and happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!
Karasuno
Daichi has been teased for being the “dad’ of his group for years so it’s no surprise he takes to fatherhood officially like a fish to water. He is the king of shoulder rides and tickle fights.
Sugawara is the best at bedtime stories, often coming up with “multi-chapter” renditions he continues one night after the other. It’s his ploy to get the kids to bed. “Well, if you want to know what happens to Marxa and Meddy, listen to your mother and get ready for bed.” Works. Every. Time.
Asahi cried when his daughter - the first born - came into the world. He couldn’t help it, she was just so tiny and perfect and a piece of you and him that he was overwhelmed. He was a bit afraid to hold her at first but once that sweet bundle was nestled in his arms it was over for him; he didn’t know he could love two people with an equal level of devotion in such different ways.
Tanaka loves all that being a dad entails. He’s there for his kids first bike ride, roller skate fall, getting stuck in a tree and needing daddy to save them. He chases away monsters from under the bed or in the closet and is always the first to kiss a boo boo and make it feel better. He’s their hero.
Nishinoya’s energy is able to keep up with his brood - four kids - rather well. He loves “tagfest” the most, running through the park as his kids squeal with glee and “daddy, catch me” sounding over the fields.
Ennoshita documents every little bit of his children’s lives that he can, for posterity (and a little practice). But he makes sure to set the camera down and actually be in the moment with them, frequently caught off guard when he’s editing later to find his wife sneakily grabbed the camera and got some scenes with him as the main star.
Kinoshita is the best breakfast maker and loves doing it with his kids. They make a mess of the kitchen but the end results are usually delicious. They horse around a bit during the cleaning and it’s a bit loud but the job gets done.
Narita enjoys reading with his kids. They’ll pile on his lap either in bed or on the couch and he’ll pop open the book of the day, reading aloud and doing voices and sound effects much to his children’s delight.
Kageyama wasn’t sure at first if he wanted children, afraid he wouldn’t be suited for the roll of “dad”. But once he does have them he does well. Unsurprisingly, when they’re old enough, he’s the first to encourage them to try out volleyball but if they don’t want to, he doesn’t love them any less. He just tries to understand whatever they are in to.
Hinata is another energy filled dad, able to play for hours with his kids without seeming to break a sweat. He’s frequently seen with his “little crows” at official matches, swelling with pride whenever he hears squeals of encouragement whenever he scores.
Tsukishima tried to be firm in regards to keeping his kid out of his and his wife’s bedroom; that is their sanctuary. But when his little girl came crying during a loud and violent storm, he simply lifted her up, kissed her cheek, laid her between himself and her mother and snuggled away her fears.
Yamaguchi frequently plans playdates for his kids and those of his former teammates, usually on Sunday mornings or afternoons when most of - if not all - of them are available to get together. Occasionally they’ll go to an amusement park or zoo or some place similar but most of the time the dates consist of the dads chatting over simple sandwiches while their children run about a park and play together.
Ukai wasn’t sure he wanted kids since taking care of his “little rascals” was already so exhausting but eventually he decides he does want to and when he does he’s never lacking for willing babysitters, all of “his boys” from that first year of him coaching offering their help to raise his twin boys. 
Aobajosai
Oikawa loves taking his two little twin girls shopping. Buying them cute, matching outfits just makes his day. They have way too many, but that doesn’t stop him from doing it. When they get older, they’re more resistant to it but will make sure to go at least once a year - on Father’s Day - and let their dad pick something for them.
Iwaizumi enjoys cooking and his Father’s Day tradition with his kids is finding a traditional dish - either from their country or another - and trying it out together. Whether it comes out right or they like it or not, it’s the experience of cooking together that they love. And if it doesn’t come out right, they just order take out.
Matsukawa frequently tortures his children when they are older with typical dad jokes, especially around their significant others when they start dating.
Hanamaki likes to do family outings / experiences with his kids on Father’s Day rather than have them buy him stuff he doesn’t really need. One year, when they were in middle school, he planned a volunteer day at a local shelter. At the end of the day he said, “Now that you have some of an idea of what it takes to take care of a dog, do you still want one?” When they all agree they did he told them to work together to pick one to take home.
Yahaba spends time with his kids doing art projects. They want to color? He’ll color with them. Paint? It’ll be outside with drop cloth and smocks but sure, why not? Sidewalk chalk and hopscotch? He’s there. Watching his kids be creative is one of his greatest joys.
Watari’s kids love to snuggle with him. They’ll crawl in his lap to watch a movie or beg him to lay with them during nap time when he’s home.
Kindaichi is rather competitive so he has to watch himself whenever he plays games with his kids not to get too into it. He won’t just let them win, though. They have to learn the agony of defeat, even in Mario Kart.
Kunimi - because of his dislike for loud, energetic beings - struggled through his kids toddler and young childhood years. He was there for them but it was a tough go. He does exceptionally well during the latter school years frequently being a source of help for them during homework time.
Kyotani is - unsurprisingly - fiercely protective of his kids. He can be a bit harsh with them but his attitude has mellowed out and they know above all else that he loves them. God help the boy who tries to date his daughter.
Nekoma
Kuroo is also fond of the dad jokes or science puns and frequently uses them to diffuse arguments with his kids, either between each other or with him.
Kenma - shockingly - loves playing video games with his kids. His proudest moment was when his son asked for his own PSP for his birthday.
Yamamoto, when they are old enough, teaches his daughters self defense to protect themselves from the numerous boys he just knows will be after them. They roll their eyes but do as told, teasing him with tidbits uncle Kuroo and Yaku told them about his own high school days. This only encourages him to increase the training, must to their chagrin.
Kai is the party planner for his kids’ birthday parties, taking whatever theme they want that year to the extreme and creating a wonderful experience for their guests and themselves.
Yaku loves baking with his kids. He’s always finding new recipes to try and they laugh their way through techniques they don’t understand, learning as they go and eating the fruits of their labor. After clean up, they go for a run or bike ride together to “burn off the sugar” before crashing for a nap.
Inuoka does finger puppet shows for his kids. He lets them make the characters out of arts and craft supplies then uses a stage box he built himself to put on productions for them. Sometimes they write the stories together and sometimes he makes it up for them to simply enjoy.
Lev is a master of hide and seek and his kids frequently challenge him in it. When his youngest managed to hide for over an hour it prompted him to put trackers on them, linked to their mother’s cell phone so he can’t cheat.
Other Team Favorites
Bokuto gives the best “horsey” rides, willing to get down on all fours and properly run about and buck, his children squealing with joy as they ride. It usually ends with Bokuto collapsed on the grass and his kids piling on top of him in fits of giggles.
Akaashi is a master at getting his babies to sleep. He rocks them gently, trailing his fingers over their forehead and down their eyelids prompting them to close. When they’re asleep, he lays them in their crib and watches them sleep for a little, a soft smile on his face.
Aone is a human jungle gym for his kids. They love to climb all over him, hanging from his strong arms or neck. They also love to wrestle with him, frequently ganging up to try to take him down. Aone just smiles quietly through it all, enjoying the time playing with his kids.
Koganegawa is just as entertained as his children watching animated movies. On Saturday nights, they cuddle together on the couch with snacks and drinks, pulling out of a hat what movie they’re going to watch from their massive collection.
Ushijima struggled in the beginning of fatherhood due to the unpredictability of children; babies in particular. But once he got the hang of the basics, he began to enjoy the experience more. The first time his son cuddled up and fell asleep on his chest he was a lost man; fatherhood, he decided, was the best thing to ever happen to him.
Semi is the dad whose kids can talk to him about and tell him anything. He takes their opinions, thoughts, ideas, worries, fears, arguments all in stride, allowing them to have their say (respectfully, there is no reason to be rude and it just makes you look stupid). When they’re done, he offers his advice, opinion or answer depending on the nature of the discussion. They may not always like what he says but they respect him because he respects them.
Tendo was quite nervous to have children to be honest. Would they like him? Would they think he was scary? Then, his daughter was born and all his fears melted. He might have shed a few tears, but he’ll never admit it. He gets her into manga when she’s older and the two of them will spend hours fanboy/girling over their favorites.
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russiansunflower3 · 7 years
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Seijou 3rd years, and Yamaguchi and Kindaichi
Wow, that’s a lot! Thank you so much! I put the rest under the cut.
Oikawa Tooru
Why I like them: He’s incredibly serious and focused, his competitive side burns like fire, but he’s also a giant dork off the court. Best of both worlds! But he’s also very kind to his fanclub, like, he interacts with them and accepts their gifts.
 Why I don’t: Sometimes, he seems really fake.
 Favorite episode: I- I don’t think I can narrow it down…
 Favorite season: Season 2!
 Favorite line: “Spikers are all different. Once you’re able to bring out 100% of the strengths of each and every one of them, that’s when you’ll be a true setter!”
 Favorite outfit: THE AOBAJOUSAI UNIFORM. IT SUITS HIM SO WELL.
 OTP: Hnnnng I love OiIwa, but also Matsuhanaiwaoi, but also OiKin and OiKuni, and pretty much any pairing within seijou.
 Brotp: See the above! But I love Captain!squad too!
 Head Canon: He has a reeeeeeally big family! His father is one of seven, his mother is one of three, and most of his aunts and uncles have multiple kids too! He has over 20 cousins! And, of course, an older brother and sister, plus his nephew Takeru. There’s another on the way from his sister.
 Unpopular opinion: He hates fashion. There’s so much pressure to get things just right! He’d rather just throw on the first thing he grabs, as long as it doesn’t clash too bad.
 A wish: I hope he makes peace with Kageyama. Even reluctantly. Just like
“Oh noooo, you accidentally saw me serving… Whoops, better not teach you- hey! If you’re gonna do my serve, do it properly, like this!”
 An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: Losing contact with Iwaizumi.
 5 words to best describe them: Manipulative (in a good way), clever, dorky, complicated, focused.
 My nickname for them: Oinkawa.
 Iwaizumi Hajime
 Why I like them: Have you seen him???? He’s confident, kind, 100% the perfect senpai, badass, and he’s like a freakin’ ninja with those receives!!!
 Why I don’t: Uhhhhhhhhh
 Favourite episode: All of them. Every single episode he appears in.
 Favourite season: Season 2!
 Favourite line: “Don’t think about anything unnecessary. No matter what, you only need to focus on the ball in front of you.”
 Favourite outfit: His volleyball uniform! That 4 symbolises so much!
 OTP: OiIwa, MatsuIwa, IwaKin, IwaKyou, IwaDai, IwaKiyo, UshiIwa… And many polyships.
 BROTP: HanaIwa and SugaIwa! Also any of the above if they’re not dating.
 Head canon: He falls apart in university. Sometime around the end of second year-start of third year. He just gets too wrapped up in studying, practice, trying to balance everything and just,,, falls apart. His friends get him back on his feet though!
 Unpopular opinion: Y'all focus too much on his arms. He’s a person, not a slab of meat.
 A wish: Let him on the national team! Even if he’s on the bench for a while! Let! Him! On! The! Team!
 An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: Loses contact with Oikawa.
 5 words to best describe them: Persuasive, comforting, respectful, kind, senpai.
 My nickname for them: Iwazoominoomi.
Matsukawa Issei
 Why I like them: He’s amazing!!! Not just as a blocker, but he’s really strategic too, like in the match against Karasuno where he came up with the solution against Hinata’s quick!
 Why I don’t: I- I don’t have anything to put here…
 Favourite episode: The one where he figures out how to limit Hinata’s quick!
 Favourite season: 2!!!!
 Favourite line: “TANTANMEN!” I can’t spell, but that’s when he called out his ramen order for if Oikawa missed his serve.
 Favourite outfit: Whenever he’s wearing Hanamaki’s shirt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 OTP: MatsuHana!!!! MatsuIwa, MatsuOi, MatsuKin, MatsuKuni, and any polyships within that!!
 BROTP: Any of the above if they aren’t romantic, and Matsukawa & Watari!
 Head canon: Has twin baby brothers!!! They’re seven, and they’re total cheeky devils. He loves and spoils them to bits.
 Unpopular opinion: He’s a lot quieter and mellow than people think, and not just a meme.
 A wish: I wish the best for Matsukawa and hope he has a happy, peaceful life doing what he loves.
 An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: Getting into an accident and ending up injured. I say, having written a fic where he gets paralysed from the waist down…
 5 words to describe them: Quiet, analytical, eyebrows, supportive, friend.
 My nickname for them: Mattsun.
 Hanamaki Takahiro.
 Why I like them: He’s so goofy but also really down-to-earth!
 Why I don’t: I don’t have enough information on him to deduce this. Why doesn’t he have more screen time?
 Favourite episode: The one where he laughs and then high-fives Oikawa!
 Favourite season:  Season Twooooo.
 Favourite line: “Y-Yeah, I’m fine, I’m fine!” After Kyoutani knocks him to the floor and Oikawa asks if he’s okay. He says it with a little laugh, it’s adorable!
 Favourite outfit: Whenever he’s in Mattsun’s shirt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 OTP: Matsuhana, HanaOi, HanaYaha, HanaKin, HanaKyou, and any polyships within that!
 BROTP: See the above, plus HanaKuni, and HanaWata!
 Head canon: he has chickens!!!! Just a small pen in the back garden, but CHICKENS!
 Unpopular opinion: Dude, creampuffs are awesome, but that doesn’t mean he’s obsessed. They’re a special treat!
 A wish: Considering his all-around ability, he’s probably got the best chance of getting on the national team next to Oikawa. I really wish that would happen!
 An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: Vanish from the manga.
 5 words to describe them: More than a meme, ffs.
 My nickname for them: Makki.
 Yamaguchi Tadashi.
 Why I like them: He’s incredible!!! Not only is he highly motived, but holy smokes, talk about character development! He went from Cinnamon Bun to “Will kill for a money.”!
 Why I don’t: Originally, I didn’t like that he was a bit of a pushover. But his development in Season 2 erased that, especially during the training camp!
 Favourite episode: Can- Can I say all of them?
 Favourite season: Season 3!
 Favourite line: “I want to be able to make my body move right! I want to control the ball! I want to play on the same level as the other, better players!”
 Favourite outfit: In the match against Hinata, Kageyama and Tanaka, where he wears the black shorts and maroon jumper!
 OTP: TsukkiYama, KurooYama, TanaYama, YamaAsa, SugaYama, OiYama.
 BROTP: YamaHina! YamaKen.
 Head canon: I like to think that he as a single mother, and they’re very close knit, despite the fact that she travels the world so he basically lives alone.
 Unpopular opinion: His freckles aren’t stars. They’re sunspots! Freckles appear after extended time in the sun, so he’s a really outdoorsy person.
 A wish: I wish he’d score 10 in a row like Hinata told him to!
 An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: Like, a shoulder injury? Cus then he wouldn’t be able to serve!
 5 words to describe them: Loyal, dedicated, motivated, sweet'n'sour (That’s one word, okay?) and Kind.
 My nickname for them:  Tororo! It’s grated Japanese mountain Yam!
Kindaichi Yuutaro.
 Why I like them: Oh my god I love him so much he’s my precious son, he deserves the WORLD. He’s spiteful to those he doesn’t like, true to himself, but an absolute sweetheart with the aobajousai team. He’s like, their child. His main concern is that girls call him lanky and his name means Brave First Son, like, can he get any more perfect???? He’s also a Gemini like me, so I’m biased. XD
 Why I don’t: I can’t answer this. My heart will break.
 Favourite episode: ALL OF THEM
 Favourite season: Ahhhh- 1 and 2? Can I pick both?
 Favourite line: “N-No! Yes!” “Which is it?”
 Favourite outfit: His big volleyball jumper! The one he wears over the normal uniform outside of games.
 OTP: IWAKIN IWAKIN IWAKIN. But also MatsuKin, HanaKin, OiKin, KinKuni, and KyouKin, plus any polyships within that. I’m also warming up to KinHina and YamaKin.
 BROTP: Yahaba and Kindaichi! Throw Watari in there too and I call them the gossip squad.
 Head canon: He doesn’t have a good relationship with his parents. His mother is barely around because she’s too busy being a scumbag, and his father has been in jail as long as he can remember. He doesn’t know the full reason why, but apparently it’s something that his mother says “doesn’t even matter”. (Spoiler, it’s multiple counts of child abuse. It does matter.)
 Unpopular opinion: His hair!! Is perfect!!! Leave him alone!!!
 A wish: I really want him to be vice-captain and Ace in his third year. And I wanna see him crush Kageyama. On a friendly basis, of course!
 An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: P l e a s e don’t cry anymore. Oh god, that breaks my heart. I NEVER WANT HIM TO BE HURT SO HE CRIES AGAIN. (yet I write so much angst about him…)
 5 words to describe them: PERFECT, GOLDEN, SON, ADORABLE, BESTBOY.
 My nickname for them: Kin. (It means gold, it’s so perfect)
 Thanks for asking!!!!
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