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mattastr0phic · 9 months
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So like there's a debate going on in regards to Dr Clefs personal care.
One side says that Dr Clef is a sticky gremlin that forgets what a shower is if you don't remind him and the other side says that Dr Clef has a 10 step facial routine and takes hour long baths daily.
Which side are you on?
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The 10 step facial routine thing feels like it's only popped up because of SCP Explained (which I'm sorry. is the blandest clef I've ever seen, where's the heterochromia. the third eye. why does he look like raw chicken) and most often maintained by the people who're hot for the tumblr sexyman version ngl
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fizzy-fuzz · 6 months
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Hi! I saw that your requests are open? I apologize if this request is a bit too uncomfortable for you.
I would like to request some preferably headcanons of SCP-073 and SCP-076-2 when they find out they have feelings for a (preferably male please, there's too many females out there already ;-;, no offense for the women out there) Researcher? Like how do they deal with it, how long it takes for them to confess, etc?
I am desperate for some SCP-073 x Male!Reader, and SCP-076-2 x Male!Reader cause there's too many Female/Gender-Neutral (but still has female traits for some reason) reader ;-;
AN: Hello! Sorry this took awhile... I honestly kept rewriting this because I wasn't sure how to make this feel like it was written for a man, and not just something vague for everyone.
I added a few headcanons for how they'd treat a male lover over a female, So i hope this is okay for you.
if not I'd love to hear some tips on how to make it better, if you're willing to give feedback <3 (just message me, or send in another ask. I can't reply to comments since this isn't my main account)
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SCP-073 (Cain)
⁠You both probably ment pretty casually. Maybe during lunch or just passing by in the hallways.
Cain didn't think much of you at first honestly.
Until he was passing by your office and heard you arguing with another researcher about the ethics of using him as an live information vault.
He stopped for a moment and lingered outside of your office, listening to you rant about how it wasn't fair to him.
He was honestly shocked, in a good way.
Cain was used to people being... Decent to him, sure.
But to have someone so passionately argue his happiness?
Unheard of.
Cain is quick to fall for you after that, and boy does he fall hard.
he deals with these new feelings by following his heart blindly.
Often hanging around you and lending hands wherever he can.
When he works up the courage his confession is sickly sweet, filled with stutters and nervous chuckles.
I also feel like he's the type of guy to write a confession poem.
He's just whipped like that.
If you accept, (which honestly, who would reject him?) He'll be overjoyed!
Man or not, Cain takes the lead in the relationship for the most part.
Throwing an arm around your shoulders, holding doors for you, giving you flowers (plastic, of course)
though, I do think he treats a male lover slightly different then a female.
He's slightly less watchful over you, less protective in general.
It's not that he cares less, just that he's less worried about you.
Also, for some reason I feel like he'd play wrestle with a male lover a lot.
Expect to be put in a gentle/playful headlock.
At the end of the day, Cain is still the sweet golden retriever boy he is.
That definitely doesn't change at all.
SCP-076-2 (Able)
He ment you during one of his rampages, when you got separated from the task force that was escorting you to safety.
Left alone with nothing but a small pistol to defend yourself with.
He quickly gained a large portion of respect for you when you held your ground against him despite being just a researcher.
Not once did you look cowardly or frightened, clutching your guns with a rather good poster and stance, despite your minimal combat training.
Truly a respectable sight to behold.
And Able knows a warrior when he sees one.
In fact, you were so ferocious that he paused his pursuit for just a moment to study you.
A moment long enough for you to shove your gun to his chin and blow his brains out.
I would say that's when the first few sparks flew for him.
After that, every other rampage was spent looking for you, and ending with you putting a bullet through his head.
I don't think he's all that in tune with his feelings, so he definitely doesn't get that what he's feeling is attraction, and not just respect/interest
He's got a thick skull, it takes him awhile...
But when he does realize. he's confused, and a little unsure of himself.
He's really never felt this way about a man before.
He's never felt this way about anyone before.
He's felt pretty much nothing but anger and desire for vengeance for such a long time, that this new feeling is as overwhelming as it is relieving.
I imagine he holes himself up within SCP-076-1 for a few days he learns to deal with these new feelings.
Of course you're the one sent in to confront him about his sudden strange behavior.
Since he's somewhat more docile around you.
This is when he takes his opportunity to confess to you.
Don't expect anything heartfelt or romantic, it's more of a spur-of-the-moment decision then anything.
And don't expect any hints beforehand.
He doesn't get a whole lot of privacy, so he thought it'd be a good spot to do so.
You'd probably be pretty confused i'd imagine, considering you thought he had some sort of bloodlust for you.
Turns out it was a different kind of lust
but we're gonna assume you don't reject his sudden confession, and choose to start a relationship with him.
Contrary to Cain, you're going to have to take the lead with this relationship.
I just can't imagine him being a very confident lover.
Confident in battle yes, but in the art of love? Nah, it's just not happening.
I don't think he'd treat a male lover any differently than a female lover.
I just don't think he's aware of typical relationship "gender norms" like that.
He's just as likely to follow you around frothing at the mouth whenever someone gets to close for his liking as he is a woman.
He's very jealous...
But overall, his dreams for you and him stay the same regardless of gender.
To live somewhere remote where it's just you, him, and his herd of sheep.
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Out of universe:
I just discovered this blog, and I had a question I couldn't find an answer to on the FAQ page. How does this concept compare/differ/relate to SCP?
OOC: Well, I’m definitely inspired by SCP (among other things people have pointed out in the almost 70k notes on the posters post, like Control, Portal, Omega Mart, tumblr user melinoelabs, some others I’m sure I’m not remembering). I’m a fan of SCP, I think a lot of people following me are.
As far as comparisons, there’s definitely a lot of thematic overlap between SCP and OPN, enough that fans of the SCP will probably be fans of this.
That being said, there is no intentional lore/story similarity between SCP and OPN. They are not meant to be in the same universe, and no actual lore characters/features/etc are meant to be in both unless they came from somewhere else first. Aside from very general and basic concepts like “cognitohazards” or “memetics” of course, but I’m sure SCP didn’t really come up with those, just popularized them.
As to how it differs, I can point a few things out from an author’s point of view, so take the following with whatever grains of salt you’re comfortable with.
1) I am, intentionally, building a world that is a little brighter than many settings of the same type. There’s horror and intrigue, absolutely, but there’s fun, and silliness. When brainstorming or sounding-board with my friends and co-writer, I often use the phrase “that’s goofy, but the goofiness is not disqualifying”. I mean, two months ago, an LSD-powered Alice in Wonderland themed AI saved Halloween. There’s a little bit of ambiguity, of course - the intentional clash between the “voice” of Norm who is a fundamentally optimistic person with a bias vs the darker tone of Meghan’s interviews (found in the #interview tag) is something I’m cultivating, but I hope overall it’s clear I’m intending a brighter, less grim dark tone.
2) SCP relies on a lot of wholly original content - SCP-173 did not exist as a concept before it was written, whereas much of my work leans on a basic assumption that every existing myth, legend, or folktale is at least a little bit true. The “kitchen sink” approach. SCP of course does deal with Bigfoot, or fae, or what-have-you, and I have a good chunk of concepts that are wholly original as well. It’s a mostly-true generalization that I do keep to as a design tool. Most of the posters rely on well-known concepts and the ones that don’t can be ascertained from context clues like the etymology of “Ontophage”. This is also a factor in my appreciation of real-world concepts like bureaucracy humor.
Hopefully that answers some questions! Feel free to ask more. I’ll be traveling the next few days so I might be a little quiet, but ooc stuff is a nice change of pace.
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theresattrpgforthat · 7 months
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Hello! I read through the Wicked Ones rpg and really enjoyed it. Do you have any recommendations for games where you play as the bad guys? Preferably larger books.
THEME: Bad Guys
Hello friend! From monsters to villains to just plain ol’ bad dudes, let’s see what we got. I tried to stay away from one-page RPGs, but I can’t guarantee how long some of these books will be.
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SLA Industries, 2nd Edition, by Nightfall Games.
In the World of Progress, the corporation SLA Industries rules all. Employing Operatives to enforce, extend and maintain their power base, SLA controls a multitude of worlds - industrial, franchise and resource - with planet Mort at its core. As Operatives execute the company’s will, new threats emerge through the cracks of the city walls, turning Downtown into a battleground.
You, the SLA Operative, are fighting for fame and fortune against a backdrop of a crumbling reality. Operatives feed the always-on televisions with a gaudy media of wall-to-wall death and dismemberment. Operative life is all about climbing the corporate ladder and earning sponsorship deals and notoriety along the way.
In SLA Industries, you’re not exactly villains, but you’re not good people either. You work for an evil corporation, in a world of evil corporations, and you’re extending their reach for a chance to climb the corporate ladder. SLA Industries is reminiscent of trad games in terms of its complexity; character creation consists of spending points to improve abilities, and you can improve some of your character abilities by introducing flaws in other areas. Because of the roots in its game design, I’d expect a longer book to read through here.
If you want to learn more about this game, you can check out the game review for it on Cannibal Halfling Games!
Seven Deadly Sirens, by Litza Bronwyn.
In this game, you play one of seven types of mermaids and roll with seven deadly sins to power your basic and special moves in order to summon ships, lure men to you, devour their hearts, and collect their treasures. Fun, flirty, indulgent, and a little chaotic, this game is perfect for a night of raucous debauchery or an afternoon of silly adventuring.
This game is definitely on the shorter side, but I really really like the idea of using seven deadly sins as your source of power. This game is Powered by the Apocalypse, so expect something interesting to happen even with every dice roll. Unlike common PbtA games, you pick from a communal list of moves to define your character, rather than picking a playbook. The core loop of this game will involve luring men off of boats, killing them and raiding the boats for treasure.
Here, there be Monsters! By Wendi Yu.
here, there, be monsters! is a rules-lite response to monster-hunting media from the monsters' point of view. It's both a love letter and a middle finger to stuff like Hellboy (and the BPRD), the SCP Foundation, the Men in Black, the World of Darkness games and the Urban Fantasy genre in general. It is an explicitly queer, antifascist and anti-capitalist game about the monstrous and the weird, in any flavor you want, not as something to be feared, but to be cherished and protected.
Play as a diverse crew of monstrous, anomalous or just generally odd beings, fighting against those who would use, abuse or even annihilate you. Create and populate your own supernatural underworld, abnormal gang and extra-dimensional haven. Hunt monster hunters! Punch nazi occultists! Eat the rich! Protect each other! Fight back! Here, there, be monsters!
This is 164 pages of monstrous fun, in which your characters are likely treated like bad guys by the society around them, even if they’re not really villainous themselves. It gives you a chance to revel in your monstrosity, with 100 pre-made character backgrounds for you to peruse. One content warning: there is quite a bit of art revolving about bodies, in various forms (this is a monster game, after all). This isn’t meant to detract from the work - in fact, it perfectly communicates the tone of the game - but it is something you should be aware of before you buy.
Blood and Sacrilege, by Tom Clark.
In a Dark Fantasy setting based on the Early Middle Ages of England (The Dark Ages), you play as a brood of vampires bent on toppling the humans’ reign over Brackenstow. Here you'll find a country ruled by mortals, with vampires lurking in the shadows of society. It wasn’t always this way though; vampires founded Brackenstow and after a hard fought war, lost it to the mortals they once enslaved. 
Nearly a century after the vampires were defeated, legal rights to the kingdom are still squabbled over by the country's self-proclaimed leaders while bishops and ministers fight for their own influential positions. The vampire threat looms on the horizon… But the power vacuum left by a leaderless kingdom has taken it's toll on the stability of the land, leading to civil unrest and the more immediate danger of war. 
Now, with humans on the brink of societal collapse, the vampires peer out from the dark, and the broods that have laid in wait for so many decades start to execute their long-laid plans.
This looks like a game still in the works, but it sure looks promising. As long-defeated creatures of the night, you see a chance to take back a kingdom you once owned. Forged in the Dark games are all about projects that the group has to work consistently at in order to succeed, so expect plenty to read, especially if it’s inside such an established setting.
Villainous Fucks, by Keganexe (@keganexe)
Villainous Fucks is a tabletop roleplaying game designed for 2-6 players, about doing petty crimes as The League of Villainous Fucks, and ruining the day of Superheroes and Cops alike (and truly what's the difference). Villainous Fucks runs on Spencer Campbells incredible LUMEN System, and is inspired by the best Villains across media. LUMEN is designed for quick, tactical combat, and Villainous Fucks dials it up to 11 for the best in zany comic book style action.
If you are interested in ruining the day of do-gooders in over-the-top comic book action, and if you like your combat to be satisfying and punchy, you want Villainous Fucks. Instead of skills, LUMEN uses approaches: how your character does something is more important than what exactly they do. Is your villain Brutal, Cunning or Quick? My favourite little tidbit from Villainous Fucks is the characters’ stance on Cops. Villains believe that All Cops are Bastards, and All Superheroes are Cops. If you like revelling in doing crimes, then this is absolutely worth checking out.
Games I’ve Recommended Before
Monsterhearts 2, by Avery Alder. (Teenagers with great monstrous potential)
Spire: The City Must Fall, by Rowan Rook & Decard. (You’re sympathetic terrorists, but you’re still terrorists.)
This former request that asked about playing mind flayers and similar monsters.
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Hey Cathy! I’ve got an update on Assistant, looks like the foundation updated their file, and it’s not looking all too good…
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Object Class:
Keter.
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP - [REDACTED], Otherwise known as “Chameleon” is to be contained in a large, empty room consisting of padded floors and walls, fluorescent lights seem to be disliked heavily by Chameleon. It has been observed to squint often, the lights seemingly harming its eyes. If the lights in its cell are off seem to glow a lime green from the slanted iris.
Chameleon is under no circumstances allowed to communicate with on-site personnel, it has been observed to be highly manipulative, saying whatever it takes to get what it wants. This has resulted in New MTF Agent Windsor being contained in the same cell as Chameleon because it successfully manipulated Windsor into being its ally, Windsor being hesitant to contain it as a result of this.
Description:
Subject appears to be a middle-aged humanoid with pale, grayish skin, pointed downward-facing ears, long, black, type 4a hair. with almond-shaped eyes with a black sclera and a neon green iris, a long and fluffy tail with the same kind of fur-like hair on its head. And most prominent and recognizable, many scars, the largest being a burn scar surrounding it's left half of the face, small bumps spread across the darkest parts.
Chameleon typically wears casual clothing with smears of oil from frequent machinery projects, few have been finished according to observations.Chameleon has been observed to have what appear to be shapeshifting abilities, subject at first observation seemed to be human, with near direct opposite traits to its true form. Caucasian facial features with warm, tan skin; short, gray type 2b hair, normal human eyes with a green iris. Along with normal ears and a lack of tail. This ability could have been proven useful if Chameleon did not have a highly manipulative personality.
TL:DR
Prominent features include: Sickly, gray skin; Long, black, 4a texture hair, Almond shaped eyes with neon green Iris and black sclera; downward facing ears, Long and cat-like tail with the same attributes as hair, Many scars
Frequent clothing it typically wears is a worn, red sweater; colorful hairpins, brown cargo pants; and gray Doc Martin’s modified with blue flower details
Addendum:
First contact came in the form of Staff searching for The Star, mistakenly breaking into Chameleons apartment, it attempted to stay hidden but was unknowingly unsuccessful, a new intern who wished to stay anonymous nonverbally gesturing to the subject, who carefully snuck to where was presumably its bedroom, where it later escaped and was never seen again, that is until The Stars punishment, where the subject was seen fleeing a large gothic tower with a kid in tow. Nearby MTF agents reported hearing the subject say in a hushed voice, in its normal form with a paper bag on its head; "Cmon kid, we gotta go ASAP, these people wanna hurt Sage and she's making sure we're all safe, we gotta let her focus, ok?" The kids nodded, one saying "wish auntie Sage didn't hafta deal with meanies., the Subject nodded in agreement before rushing out of the scene.
The subject has also been reported to go by the name "Assistant" despite legal documents saying otherwise, it's legal name being "Connie [REDACTED)". MTF agents that have interacted with Chameleon have reported it being outwardly friendly, though secretly manipulative in nature, with a gap in its two front teeth when it smiles. Chameleon appeared to be in a relationship with The Stars stage magic assistant, who has yet to be named, much to the dismay of newer researchers who stated and we quote "I can fix it" when given a photo of Chameleon. Said researchers were given Keter duty by Dr. Sherman in response.
Chameleon has also been reported to be close with The Star, observations will continue to restrict this universes access to other worlds, hopefully limiting The Stars power.
Chameleon is not allowed to be let out of its cell, not unlike other contained entities. It’s manipulative nature has led to the O-5 council to conclude that Chameleon is a danger to all known universes, including its own. Despite junior researcher Windsor’s speech that Chameleon was normal for its world, he will soon be demoted to D-Class as punishment
Dear Sage, this is bad... We have got to get there and quick.... S.V. knows how to make a portal to get there, and since Theron was mentioned, we can likely assume it's the universe branch I'm originally from. My necklace could be used as the connection between the universes if it's the universe I'm from. Then we need to get everyone we can to help. We're storming the Foundation to get our friend back, no matter how hard it is...
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theunderneath · 27 days
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SCP Foundation
Yandere Dr. Kondraki's declining mental health as he falls for his darling? (One-Shot / EDITED)
Art Share (Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Clef, just a small Dr. Bright)
Yandere SCP-035 vs Yandere SCP-049 (headcanon / EDITED)
Can I ask for yandere Dr. Gears? (yandere alphabet / EDITED)
Yandere Dr. Kondraki with a S/O that has an intense chronic illness? (headcanons / EDITED)
Soft yandere Dr. Kondraki dealing with face kisses (headcanons / EDITED)
Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, and Dr. Kondraki with a Darling who is fine with them being Yanderes (Headcannon /
Yandere Dr. Clef alphabet (
Dr Kondraki's flower prompt (One shot /
Dr. Kondraki Yandere prompt (One shot /
Yandere Dr. James Martin Talloran / SCP-3999 headcanon (
Dr. King, Dr. R.gerald, and Agent Dimitri Arkdeyevich Strelnikov taking care of a sick Darling (Headcannon /
How do Dr. Clef, Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Bright, and Dr. Gears go about kidnapping their darling? (Headcannon /
Yandere Dr. Iceberg headcanon (
Yandere Dr. Clef when his darling walks in on him killing (One shot /
Dr.R.Gerald Yandere smut prompt (One shot /
My personal SCP doctor headcanons (
Soft Yandere 079 x female reader (Headcanon /
Dr. Clef, Dr. Bright, and Dr. Kondraki taking care of a sick Darling (Headcanon /
Yandere Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Clef, and Dr. Bright with a darling that works under dr Gears (Headcanon /
Yandere Dr. Clef smile prompt (One shot /
Dr. Bright vs Dr. Clef for a Darling (Headcanon /
Dr. Clef with a darling who will not give up trying to escape (Headcanon /
Yandere Dr. Kondraki alphabet (
Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Gears, Dr. Iceberg, and Dr. Glass with their Darling escaping (Headcanon / 300 follower special /
Dr. Glass being platonic yandere for a Powerful Child SCP darling (headcanon /
Dr. Kondraki having insomnia because he’s obsessed with his coworker (One shot /
Yandere Scp 2521 Headcanon (
Being trapped inside SCP 2264 (Headcanon /
Dr. Kondraki with a photographer Darling (
Yandere Dr.Bright Alphabet (
Platonic Dr. Kondraki and Dr. Clef with a safe class SCP Darling (Headcanon /
Dr. Kondraki and Dr. Clef with a type green reality bender Darling (Headcanon /
Yandere scp 049 headcanons (
Yandere Dr. Iceberg, Dr. Gears, Dr. Clef, Abel falling in love with a safe class SCP reader (Headcanon /
yandere Dr. Clef, Dr. Kondraki, and Dr. Gears with a darling that saves them from near-death experience (Headcanon /
Dr. Clef and Dr. Kondraki rivalry for Female Darling (Headcanon /
Yandere Dr. Clef (Old cringe Art)
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victoriadallonfan · 11 months
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If you were to isekai a member of Breakthrough *besides Victoria*, who would it be and to where?
Okay this sounds like fun:
Sveta: John Wickverse. Why? Because I think it would be interesting for a "grounded" setting with a pretty fantastical culture based on Assassin Politics ruling the world to have to deal with someone who is not only hard to kill and physically an OCP, but also morally anti-thetically against the entire concept. I would probably write a story about her having to protect a child being hunted, with the price rising more and more.
Capricorn: Avatar: The Last Airbender or Avatar: The Legend of Korra. The former if they are trapped in one body still, the latter if they are separated like the epilogues. The former I would work to see about writing a story where they might be mistaken for the Avatar at first and chased by Firebender mooks until running into the Gaang. The latter I'd make it a quest for Byron to try and find Tristan in the Spirit World with Korra Krew, and Tristan coming to terms with his Shard as he traverses the spirit world.
Lookout: SCP Foundation. I'd have the story be about her desperately trying to find a way home, scouring the internet with her Virtual Intelligences, and either finding a bunch of bizarre information or the SCP noticing the act (or both). Now it's a mystery/adventure thriller as Kenzie tries to use every trick in the book to escape the clutches of the Foundation and deal with an Anomalous Universe.
Precipice: Gantz. Because his life is meant to be hell, he's sent to the universe of suffering, summoned by Gantz to play the fucked up alien survival game. I'd put a lot of focus on him both being way too calm about the situation (because this feels like pure cape shit) and completely out of his depth at the type of horror the Gantz balls put him through. Maybe play with the dream room aspect each time he's summoned and he's giving updates to Love Lost and Colt.
Cryptid: My Hero Academia. A world where powered people outnumber the unpowered, where mutations are far more commonplace, and where the government has far more control over them than in Parahumans. There's a lot of ways this could go, if Chris wants to infiltrate the hero school for readings and data, or if he's decided that he wants to continue his "flee Earth" plan and uses the League of Villains to further those goals. Natalie: Better Call Saul. For the memes. THE MEMES.
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myrequestblog · 11 months
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Request Rules and My Favorite Characters
I can do other characters, but if you don’t specify which characters you want I will choose from these
Undertale AUs:
Classic
Swap
Fell
Nightmare
Dream
Ink
Error
Geno
Reaper
Fresh
Paperjam
Fellswap
Swapfell
Horror
G
Mafiafell (Sooner or Later You’re Gonna Be Mine)
Grillby AUs
Gaster AUs
Flowey AUs
FNaF DCA:
Sun
Moon
Eclipse
Bloodmoon
City of Blank:
Jericho
Claude (I will only write gay headcannons for him. Sorry notsorry)
Rex
Black Butler:
(I refuse to do Ciel or Alois, unless the reader is of similar age)
Sebastian
Grell
Undertaker
Jujutsu Kaisen:
Gojo
Yuji
Maki
Geto
Mahito (He’s an jack@$$ and I hate what he did but he’s hot)
Sukuna
Toji
That one white and blue curse that almost killed Yuji, and that I’ve decided to call ‘Akuma’ (Mostly platonic and/or pet-owner type relationships (Keyword ‘mostly’))
Hunter X Hunter:
I refuse to do Gon or Killua, unless the reader is of similar age
Hisoka
Illumi
Chrollo
Demon Slayer:
(I refuse to do any minors x reader, unless the reader is of similar age)
Kagaya (Platonic/parental only)
Giyu
Shinobu
Rengoku
Mitsuri and Obanai (All headcannons with these two are gonna be poly)
Muchiro (Parental/fraternal/platonic only)
Uzui
Muzan
Rui (Parental/fraternal/platonic only)
All upper ranks aside from 4 and 5
Enmu
Sabito
Senjuro
Dummy’s Dummy:
Paris
The Lalah twins
Polakov (We’ve been conditioned to hate him and have no major reason to actually dislike him)
Ivan
The Toy Soldier
Creepypasta:
Slenderman
Splendorman
Offenderman
Jeff the Killer
Jane the Killer
Eyeless Jack
Laughing Jack (Mainly gay headcannons for him)
Candypop
Ticci Toby
Masky and Hoodie (All headcannons with these two are gonna be poly)
Jason the Toymaker
Ben Drowned
Lost Silver
Zalgo
Evil
John Doe:
John Doe
House Hunted:
Maison
Yandere Simulator:
Yan-Chan
Rivals
Senpai
Gaster Gang:
Wingdings
Swap
Fell
Stars
Blindy
Swapfell
The void anomalies (Pet-owner relationships only)
Welcome Home Wally AUs:
Wally Darling
Reboot Wally
Lovesick Wally
Watcher Wally
Rainbow Factory Wally
Opposite Wally
Other Wally AUs
Sally Face:
Sal/Sally Face
Larry
Ash
Trevor
Fran Bow:
Only platonic relationships
Fran Bow
Mr Midknight
Itward
Deltarune:
Kris
Ralsei
Suzie and Noelle (Only lesbian poly for them, sorry)
Ralsei
Jevil
The Amulet Series:
Trellis
Emily
Gabilan
Max
Misket
Riva
Leon
SCP:
(Too many to say, but to start with-)
The indestructible lizard
The plague doctor
SCP-914 "The Bettering Machine"
The shy guy
"God"
Deal with the devil
A LOT more
Hazbin Hotel:
Charlie and Vaggie (Only romantic options for them is lesbian poly)
Alastor (Platonic, parental, friendship only. I’m sticking with the cannon that he is AroAce. Sorry 😅)
Angel and Husk (Gay poly is the only romantic options here. If u don’t like it, just keep it to yourself.)
Vox
Valentinto (He’s the worst person in existence but he’s damn sexy (unfortunately). We can all agree on that. I won’t make my bias against him known in the requests, I promise.)
Velvette
Lucifer
Adam (Because some people like him���� )
Rosie
Lute
Lilith (Or my rendition of her)
Carmilla
Zestial (Or my rendition of him)
Sera
If you have headcanons to ask for but don’t have anything specific in mind, use some emojis:
🥰 Fluff
🥀 Angst
🔞 Smut (Smut will be kept private unless the asker wishes to share)
😎 Chaos
🤩 Reader has powers/magic
🥳 Birthday Ask
🤕 Injured Reader
🤒 Sick Reader
🙅 Platonic
🫀 Yandere
🪢 Soulmate AU
🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ
🐣 Reader is a Child
😺 animal or animal-related reader
👾 IRL reader
⚙ Using SCP-914
❤️/🧡/💛/💚/💙/💜/🖤/🤍 Reader Has a Specific Soul Color
💀 Undertale
🌓 DCA
👤 City of Blank
🤵‍♂️ Black Butler
💀 Jujutsu Kaisen
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🗡️ Demon Slayer
🪡 Dummy’s Dummy
🔪 Creepypasta
👁️ John Doe
🏚️ House Hunted
💘 Yandere Simulator
🕳️ Gaster Gang
🎨 Welcome Home Wally AUs
👻 Sally Face
👧 Fran Bow
⚜️ Deltarune
📿 Amulet
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(What’s another phobia- we don’t like spiders either. Spiders are ugly)
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nayadefenix · 21 days
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I received an ask in the chat about scp 076 and scp 2396's relationship. Before explaining, I want you to know that I have a concept of creating scp in the fancanon and one day I want to make it official in the true scp universe.
They are Berenice's jewelry box, which have properties to control the power of the anomalous scp, this came from inspiration to represent people and children and teenagers who have to deal with using a device for the mobility of their disability.
In other words, it will not cure the person who wears this jewelry, but rather give them a better chance of living, I suffered hearing loss, I suffer with absolute pitch, and I gradually lose my hearing, so each jewelry represents a control of a certain ability that an SCP has.
SCP 2396 cannot be around men, whoever read her file will know who I'm talking about, and not even leave her website, she is only surrounded by women, in the original files she indicates that it was a boy, but also in this file she says she did not have sex neither male nor female, which is why in the fancanon she is a hemaphrodite or intersexual person (correct way of speaking).
She wears an emerald necklace that helps her control her power just by removing it for a bath, Abel wears a black and white pearl necklace that helps him control his anger and that makes him kill people, this jewel has the power to see the real states of the soul of the people around the wearer of this jewelry.
If you are close to Abel and say that you are happy, the jewel activates and you will see the real state of yours, that is, you are sad, this fan canon focuses on the biblical Abel in search of returning to what he was before Cain killed him and Cain and the villain of this manga.
They are both aromantic asexuals and live in a queerplatonic relationship, a type of relationship that goes between friendship and dating from what I understand but does not have romantic feelings. in other words, it is a qprs ship.
Steve's universe has this kind of relationship between Peridot and Lapis and even a pumpkin that is a joke in the queerplatonic community.
I see Miss Swettie as that friendly companion and advisor, whereas Abel is that friend who freaks out over anything and she calms him down and advises him.
So this imagines a jewelry box capable of controlling the power of scps, scp 166, scp 053 among others.
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pope-neuro · 2 years
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Give headcanon for merc.
(Sorry I been taking so long to get to these, I’ve been dealing with the sudden death of my baby bird, life has been kinda terrible this week)
NOTE: There will be some suggestive stuff in here but most of it is for comedic purposes
General merc headcanons:
Scout:
-my boi got adhd like you would not believe
-The poor bastard cannot focus on anything for the life of him, no matter how hard he tries
-One of the reasons why he has trouble with reading, he was never really able to focus enough to figure it out, as that’s something that takes a LOT of time and a LOT of focus.
-Really talented artist tho! He loves drawing and keeps a sketchbook or two in his room! He likes to doodle before bed each night, it helps him calm down
-Somehow gay and homophobic at the same time
-Would absolutely lose his shit over the blue lobster meme no matter how old it gets
Soldier:
-My goofy ahh uncle
-The physical embodiment of “he a lil confused, but he got the spirit”
-Bro does not give a FUCK what anyone else thinks and I respect the hell out of that
-The men in his family were all in the military, which is one of the reasons why he’s obsessed
-secretly very insecure that he never actually made it into the official military
-Puts up a front so he can avoid feeling like a disappointment sometimes
-Solly is one of those people that sleeps like a LOG. Literally nothing can wake him up other than his own internal clock, which conveniently goes off at 6am.
-It is at this point in the morning when he goes around the base and attempts to make everyone else get up. Most are not pleased.
-Bi as fuck. He kisses men. He kisses women. He literally does not care, a beautiful person is a beautiful person, son.
-He calls his partner “son”.
Pyro:
-He is my son
-I love my son so much I am so proud of him for just existing.
-Pyro’s name is Ernesto
-His mask is literally just his face, like the plague doctor SCP. What appears to be clothing is actually just his body.
-He is from another planet, and the oxygen in our atmosphere has hallucinatory effects on members of his species
-Poor baby is basically in a haze 100 percent of the time :( but he does his absolute best!
-He literally only wants to spread peace, love, and flower power
-Fire makes him feel nice, because it’s bright and it’s warm. Fire is friendly and comforting. It helps ground him in this strange world.
Demo:
-Under-appreciated as fuck holy shit
-Probably one of the most hardworking people on the team, if not THE most
-This guy is doing multiple jobs at once in addition to his demanding work as a mercenary.
-He’s actually super smart! He may not act like it when he’s super drunk, but he seriously does know what he’s doing
-Chemistry EXPERT. Can he please help me with my chem 101 homework I literally could never. I know he’s smart because chemistry is fucking impossible and he loves the subject
-sometimes works with Engie to develop new types of bombs!
-My theory is that he turned to alcohol in order to cope with the chronic burnout he must be facing by working so many jobs at once. Just helps him check out of life for a while, but unfortunately that comes at the cost of his liver.
-Fr tho how the fuck is he even alive, he drinks HYDROGEN PEROXIDE at one point, which isn’t even related to alcohol at all, it’s literally just a poisonous chemical💀
-I have reason to believe he now has epilepsy as a result of medic damaging his hippocampus while scooping his brain, I made a post about this a while ago if you’re interested in more details
-He is very much in need of a hug
-I love him so much
-You’re doin good lad
Heavy:
-One of the smartest people on the team, despite what you might perceive at first glance.
-The only reason he may sound “dumb” to some people is because English is his second language, and he has a very hard time speaking it.
-Fr tho English sucks, I have no idea how people learn it later in life on their own
-In the Russian dub of meet the heavy, he speaks a lot more eloquently. Definitely strikes me as the type of person to have a PhD in Russian literature.
-His dream was to one day become an author, but mercenary work got in the way because it was the best way to provide for his family overseas.
-He still writes from time to time in a small notebook he keeps by his bed, in the hopes that one day he’ll publish something
-He will
-Gay AF
-The literal definition of a Bear
-His guns are his babies, he literally loves them like they’re his children.
-Honestly I feel that way about my PC so I get it😭
Engie:
-Also a very underrated character
-Ties with medic for Smartest On The Team
-Engie just puts his genius towards more practical (and less unhinged) use
-I mean clearly he’s not TOTALLY stable, he did cut off his own arm to attach the gunslinger
-Always felt the need to prove himself growing up. Because of where he’s from, people tended to assume he was kinda stupid based on stereotypes. He obviously ended up proving everyone wrong.
-Is autistic and has OCD. He needs to do things a certain way or he can get extremely upset, especially in his workshop. It’s his safe space that is not to be invaded unless he is expecting you.
-Acts like a father figure to pyro. Basically the only one who isn’t unsettled by him (other than maybe medic)
-He definitely takes pyro fishing on the weekends
-Very talented singer, but he’ll absolutely deny it if you tell him. He’s super humble about everything
-But nah everyone else always loves to listen to him sing and play the guitar when they’re all hanging out at the fire pit.
-He’s such a dad I love him
Medic:
-Medic is my wife
-Smartest member of the team along with Engie
-Actually very strong! He lifted soldier up by the collar in expiration date, and he’s gotta weigh at LEAST 250.
-Also carries around heavy equipment all day, and is STILL the second fastest runner on the team, only behind scout.
-Medic is actually a pretty big dude. It’s just hard to notice when he’s standing next to heavy who is an actual giant. I think medic is canonically like 6’1 or something. Big dude. Wide shoulder. Booba. 👍
-Of course he looks small when he’s near heavy, EVERYONE looks small standing next to heavy
-Bi medic Bi medic Bi medic Bi medic
-Contrary to popular belief, he DOES indeed have the title of “Doctor”. In order to get a medical license in the first place, you are required to complete med school and obtain an MD or DO degree. Licensure and degrees are two separate things. You can lose a license, but you can’t be stripped of the education you already learned. The title of “Doctor” comes with a degree, not a license, as we have seen with engineer and Heavy’s PhD’s.
-He’s autistic with a special interest in medicine! If he’s not actively in battle, his in his lab working on shit. He LOVES it. It’s basically the only subject he cares about (source: am autistic w/ medical special interest. Am I projecting? Maybe but oh well)
-He very clearly knows what he’s doing, even though his methods are kinda fucked💀
-He’s succeeded in literally raising the dead multiple times in addition to inventing all of his healing devices completely his own.
-Hangs out with Engie when he’s not working on stuff, they both enjoy building/inventing devices and they enjoy talking about their shared special interests. He is closest with Engie and heavy out of everyone on the team.
-The only one that knows pyro is an SCP
-He’s a hoe. A massive hoe
-we are married
Sniper:
-Emotions are scary and Should Not Exist
-Also autistic! The man has literally no idea how to speak to other humans, and talks to himself constantly (am autistic, can confirm)
-MASSIVE introvert, has to retreat to his van a couple times a day to recharge
-He likes to draw birds he sees while on the job!
-Likes plain black coffee which I will never understand it’s so fucking bitter literally wh
-Doesn’t like people to know he’s somehow only 27 years old despite looking like he could be my dad when in reality he’s only like 7.5 years older than me
-He could be my brother but he looks like he could be my dad wtf
-One of those lucky bastards who doesn’t burn in the sun easily, he’s outside constantly
-His ideal place to be would be outdoors on a nice sunny day. A wide open area with no one else around.
-Puts his hat over his face when he sleeps because of course he does
-He Is Not Straight
Spy:
-Pan, poly
-Canonically enjoys his romances “in groups of six”
-Spy hosts orgies guys, valve’s words not mine
-Sigma chad, has fucked your mom and will do it again
-Is not aware that he smells terrible from smoking all the time
-God knows how many children he’s left behind because he’s afraid of staying in any type of committed relationship
-Very similar to sniper in that emotions are Scary
-Speaks every language known to mann
-He absolutely has a sex dungeon. In this video he literally has plans to “remodel his dungeon”:
https://youtu.be/IIoBW__Y8DY
youtube
-WHAT OTHER KIND OF DUNGEON WOULD HE HAVE
-ITS A SEX DUNGEON
-HE’S HAD IT LONG ENOUGH THAT IT NEEDS REMODELING
-Probably has the best social skills out of anyone else on the team
-Possibly a sociopath? Or just very good at hiding his intentions and motivations
-Spy is awesome but also I love making fun of him
-Haha skinny legg mann
Im so sorry poor anon asked this like a month ago😭😭 but I wanted to be really thorough with my headcanons!! I hope you like em and feel free to ask me more shit :))
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mattastr0phic · 4 months
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What do you mean by Myriad being a behavioral analyst? I’m really nervous because in my experience behavioral analysts are extremely not good and ableist. If you need more info please look at ASAN’s position page.
Hey, this is explained a bit more in the description. Dr. Myriad specifically doesn't deal with anomalous humans for their work unless they're being given a new form to record with SCP-963.
They are a biologist, specifically tasked with analyzing the behavior of anomalous flora and fauna, and occasionally sentient objects. This includes understanding a species' social structure and reactions to outside influences, due to their ability to take on the form and memories of those creatures. Nothing to do with any type of psychology related to people, especially since the Foundation already has their own psychologists. And definitely not ableist either, Myriad himself is autistic 👍 Hope this helps!
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hyperrealisticblood · 26 days
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thoughts on banwally. i've never played any of garten of banban so you are my only reference for what happens in those games and consequently, what makes banwally a compelling crackship.
buddy..... you have opened a can of worms you could have never prepared for
when or if I started shipping it: i actually have an exact date, may 29th of last year. everyone in my friends server is really into crackshipping so we like to share random ideas with each other and i posted them as an idea on that date. i have never been the same since
my thoughts: crackships are kind of hard to talk about in this context because there isnt anything canon to go off but ill do my best. when welcome home first started gaining traction i saw a lot of people saying "this is what good mascot horror looks like" (whether or not wh even counts as mascot horror is. debatable.) so me associating banban and wally with each other was already a thing before i started shipping them. at some point i realized they both have a lot in common (monotone voices, often associated with devil imagery, passive most of the time but gets a little Silly with it sometimes) and i was like woah.... they should kiss. again a lot of my thoughts surrounding them are based in headcanon so im struggling to talk about them in a way that doesnt make me sound fucking insane BUT im a sucker for pessimist/optimist ships and they very much fit that to me. i think they balance each other out in a way, wally is a bright spot in the Endless Misery banban deals with on a daily basis, and banban is pretty logical and grounded which levels out wallys spacey-ness. theyre very much a jessica and roger rabbit "he makes me laugh" type of deal but with the fun addition of identity issues and whatever the fuck wallys deal is
what makes me happy about them: the fact that theyre both freaks of nature (banban is a weird clone manmade abomination thing, wally is either straight up an eldritch entity or a manmade puppet with eldritch qualities) is another thing they have in common to me, so i think theyd be accepting of each others weird traits because they know what its like. banban doesnt give a fuck that wally is up to some scp shit, he might as well live in the scp containment facility. theres a kingdom run by a giant kangaroo woman with a magic scepter who is in charge of keeping a bunch of baby demons and the father(?) of those baby demons trapped in her pouch or else the entire kingdom will be destroyed. he has seen weirder. banban wouldnt just love wally because hes handsome and hes nice to people, he loves all of his weird traits too because they arent even weird to him.
what makes me sad about them: they lend themselves pretty well to angst (i hate that word but idk a better one to describe this) because theyre both from horror media, and i like to pelt my favorite characters with hammers so >:) my friends and i (same friends who got me into crackshipping) have a group rp thing going on, and theres a mini arc going on right now based on the fact that banban got SUPER fucked up trying to fight sir dadadoo and his army. wally wants banban to leave the kindergarten because of how dangerous it is, he wants him to live in home where he doesnt need to fear for his life all the time. but despite all the horrors he has to put up with, banban doesnt want to leave everyone in the underground behind. theyre still his friends, and he wants to protect them. as much as wally wants him to be safe, he understands where hes coming from because he wouldnt want to leave his friends behind either. this leaves him feeling really conflicted and confused, and the homewarming update taught us that wally doesnt do well with those kinds of feelings. just some thoughts for yall <3
things done in fanfic that annoys me: nobody except me would wanna write fanfic about them and im too depressed slash lazy to actually write anything so. uh
things I look for in fanfic: see above
my kinks: size difference where the top is the smaller one i have no such things. i am a man of the lord.
who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: wallaby (wally/barnaby) is pretty epic so if that ends up being canon i wouldnt be mad lmao. ive also been wondering if wally might end up whoever "w" is (the awayfrompryingeyes.net mod) because clown said theres another ship that will be canon but that he cant talk about because its inherently a spoiler somehow, id be fine with that too. not much to say about banban because gobb doesnt do romance aside from whatever the fuck nabnab and nabnaleena have going on
my happily ever after for them: things finally calm down at the kindergarten to a point where banban feels comfortable leaving to be with wally, and whatever the hell is going on with home also calms down. banban would still visit the others obviously (i think he would introduce some of them to wallys friends, barnaby and bittergiggle would get along super well i think) but he can finally be somewhere where he isnt constantly fearing for his life :]
uhh tldr dont say "what if i shipped this" as a joke. it will become no longer a joke and you will write like a million words about two characters from entirely different media who have never met and never will meet. worst mistake of my life
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Continuous adventures of the MC/Yuu variants #2
[Synopsis]: More shenanigans with the various types of MC/Yuu
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[Valorant x TWST: Agent Deadeye, Agent Yami, and Agent S.Wift]
MC/Yuu Kiritani: What…
MC/Yuu Fabron: The…
[Points their guns at each other.]
MC/Yuu Kiritani: Why are you me? Who sent you?
MC/Yuu Fabron: Nobody. Why are you copying Riftwalker’s style? You seem…Tacky, as the word I’m implying.
MC/Yuu Kiritani: Excuse you! Why are you wearing clothes like that French bastard?
MC/Yuu Fabron: Don’t demean my brother like that.
MC/Yuu Kiritani: BROTHER?!
Miyeon: *Watching the two Valorant MC/Yuu variants fighting*
Deuce: Should we stop them?
Miyeon: Not yet. This is fun watching two different variants from the “same” universe.
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[During towards the end of the Glorious Masquerade Event]
Agent!MC/Yuu: Now this is my kind of fight. *Summons their Tour de Force 2.0 out*
Deuce: Woah, wait! Don’t shoot-
Agent!MC/Yuu: *Shoots at Rollo*
Rollo: *Knocks over unconscious*
Deuce: MC/Yuu!
Agent!MC/Yuu: What? It’s not bullets this time. I came up with tranquilizing pellets. In forms of ammunition.
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[Ramshackle]
MC/Yuu Han: You.
MC/Yuu Fabron: Merde.
MC/Yuu Han: I remember you from last time. You barely shot my ass. Luckily, you missed.
MC/Yuu Fabron: I never miss. You just run away like a little scared child.
MC/Yuu Han: *Scoffs* How old do you think I am?
MC/Yuu Fabron: Same age as me?
MC/Yuu Han: Really? You look like you’re in your mid-30s.
MC/Yuu Fabron: I beg your pardon. When we return to our respective worlds, I would be one to take you out.
MC/Yuu Han: *Scoffs* When you return to your world, tell your Jett it’s her fault for the Venice incident. Thanks to her, my sister is accused for something she never committed.
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[Self-Aware AU x TWST: Gamer MC/Yuu/[Y/N]]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: *Almost losing a round on Apex*
[lsr69no]: Haha! If you’re female, moan on the mic!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Why? You can’t hear your mama moan anymore? That’s gross!
[lsr69no]: Shut up!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Thought so! *Instant kill the other player* Sicko mode.
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MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Fuckin’ creep.
[The First Year gang were watching the whole game on the phone stand.]
Ace: *Wheezing from laughter*
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Ace? You good?
Deuce: He was laughing when you were roasting the other player.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Oh, I thought he was dying. Wait, can you guys die?
Jack: I don’t think so. Unless you delete our coding.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: True, but I’m not that kind of genius.
Ortho: I can ask Nii-san.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …
The rest of the gang: …
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …Were you watching the whole time?
Ortho: I was!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Please don’t tell your brother from what I said and what the idiot commented during the game.
Ortho: Understand! I won’t break the promise.
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[SCP-TWST-2020: Dr. MC/Yuu (SCP!MC/Yuu)]
[Dr. MC/Yuu’s Laboratory/Office]
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Experimenting with SCP-387*
Azul: Good morning, Dr. MC/Yuu.
SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh! You came just in time. I need you to participate in an experiment involving SCP-387.
Azul: Dr. MC/Yuu, I’m afraid I cannot be involved with your work as last time I was here, your Knotty Stalkers almost killed me.
SCP!MC/Yuu: Right, sorry. It confirms no matter what dimension you’re from, you still get affected by the Knotty Stalker.
Azul: *Shivers from the trauma* I cannot forget their beady eyes.
SCP!MC/Yuu: I promise this Safe Class object won’t kill you. It’s just Lego pieces that become sentient after pulling them out of the box and building some parts together with bare contact.
Azul: (c" ತ,_ತ) …
SCP!MC/Yuu: …Fine. I’ll sign a deal with you. A visit to SCP-267 but I’m monitoring since it’s dangerous by surprising items.
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SCP!MC/Yuu: Uhh…Azul? Why did you construct the entire ocean in my lab?
Azul: *Just finished building a statue of the Sea Witch* …I enjoyed the experiment.
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Snaps an image of the whole ocean diorama for logging records* This is a success for today’s experiment. Let’s clean before something happens.
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(IMPROVED) Base Yandere SCP 682 Headcanons: Everyone But You
[Hello My Sexy Muffins, and welcome to another chapter, now as some of you had said 682 was a bit out of character in my last headcanons and I can see how so I am taking another crack at him. Remember he in canon let a little girl SCP draw on him and protect her by sleeping around her. So he is not all killer instincts and we will get to that. for those who do not know, I have a youtube channel and this chapter will be published on the youtube channel in ASMR-ish format, you can find my link if your own Wattpad to my youtube channel on my profile, please enjoy!]
-Base Yandere Headcanons With SCP 682-
.He HATES Almost everyone.
.A Few scps he tolerates
.And One SCP he has a soft spot for.
.Then there is you the one human he does not want to kill.
.He does get angry with you and lashes out at you.
.But he never hurts you too badly.
.He has a major temper. Like anything can piss him off and actually most things piss him off.
.So he snaps at you a lot.
.But he is also protective of you in his own way.
.if anyone were to actually harm you other than him, he would do a breach hunt them down, and eat them alive.
.If they do not let him see you?
.He is doing a breach and hunting you down, will end up wrapping around you and keeping you close to him.
.You run from him during that time you know you are going to get some broken legs.
.He is a no-nonsense type of yandere.
.You do what he says when he says it or else.
.He does have a soft spot for you though, SHHHHHHH don't tell anyone.
.This spot is a lot like how he dealt with SCP 053 aka Young girl, who happens to be three years old. She ends up making anyone around her angry and want to kill her and then themselves. But she can also heal herself.
.Scp 682 was brought in with her and did not eat her or try to hurt her. Instead, he sense that she was a soul like his kind of.
.He had the patience to let her climb on him and play with him coloring on his skull. Of course, he did not like being treated like a jungle gym but he allowed it nonetheless.
.He also got very angry with the staff demanding to know if they had harmed this little girl.
.So with you he has a soft spot for you.
.As in he puts up with a little more with you than anyone else.
.Also he would be patient with you when you are just doing your job.
.He HATES The humans around you though.
.Even more than his normal hatred for humans.
.He will only behave when you are around, as soon as you are gone he is trying to escape again.
.Most of the time to see you.
.He would deal with rivals just by eating them.
.How would he confess?
.Well you know he is going to do a breach and kill everyone in his path. Pick you up by the back of your shirt, escape with you and confess his love that way.
.Asking you to run away with him.
.IT would be romantic if he did not kidnap you and murder all your friends.
.If you say yes he would be always trying to escape and run away with you.
.If you say no, well he does not listen to that he is going kidnap you each time and kill everyone in his way each time.
.If he was ever to lose you, he would constantly do breaches, but not to escape but to hunt you down.
.That is if you are alive.
.Or kill as many staff members as possible. if you were dead.
.You are the only one that matters to him this much.
.He would dare say he might love you, that is if he believed love was real. All he knows is he hates everyone but you and that makes you are his.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy all my muffins!]
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handsome-john · 1 year
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John’s Summer Comprehensive-Reading Program
Tried really hard to make that and SCP thing.
A majority of my followers probably don’t follow me for SCP content, I don’t know why you follow me in general but I thought, as someone who’s been reading for a while, I’d make my own recommended reading list for those who are interested but just don’t feel like combing through all that. I’ll be listing some skips, tales, and canons I enjoy with brief explanations
I am one man with limited free time, and so this list is just stuff I’ve personally read. If you have something to add to this recommended reading list feel free to do so! If you do not like any of the things I’ve listed here then good on you for taking the time to read them and forming your own opinions on things.
There will be several scp pages linked here, please let me know if anything is linked incorrectly.
A brief guide to onsite terminology
Thought I should write this out just for those who have no idea what I’m talking about. Scroll past this if you’re already familiar
SCP stands for several things, Secure Contain Protect is the main mantra of the site but it more commonly stands for Special Containment Procedures. An SCP is anything the foundation has, or is attempting to, contained. Skip and Scip are just shorthand, pronounced “skip”.
Object classes are not how dangerous a skip is but instead how hard they are to contain. On a scale of Safe Euclid Keter, Safe being the easiest and Keter being the hardest. Thaumiel skips are skips that contain other skips.
Goi and Poi stand for Groups of Interest and Person of Interest. The Foundation is not the only group that deals with the anomalous. Some of these groups or people make anomalies some of them do other things. Have fun reading up on them.
Amnestics and Mnestics erase or help bring back memories. Click here for a full guide to the different types.
A tale is just any story that is not an Scp but takes place within the universe.
MTF or Mobile Task Force are the people that go out into the field to deal with uncontained skips or threats. They tend to have a funny little nickname to go with them.
D-Class are Death-class or Disposable-class depending on who you ask. Deathrow criminals the foundation throws at whatever monster they want just to see what happens.
The Personnel And Character Dossier is a very useful list of almost every character with a dedicated tag. If you notice a name popping up several times and you want to know more it may be helpful to check this out.
In a similar vein, The O5 Command Dossier is a helpful guide to several different version of the O5 council, the end all last decision makers in the Foundation. Their role in the Foundation and who fills those rolls depends on the canon and/or the writer’s personal preference.
I would also recommend reading the History Of The Universe for a history of the wiki itself.
Some SCPs I would recommend based on my incredibly subjective opinions on things!
On the site there are several Curated lists of the best/most popular SCPs, these are super nice if you don’t wanna dive straight in. I’ve tried to pick several that are not on these lists, but there’s some cross overs. If none of this interests you please go check those out!
2721 - Eli & Lyris. What if two space stations became sentient and one of them got hyperfixated on Homestuck and the other became a discord moderator.
5477 - Brokeback Labyrinth. What if instead of getting eaten by the monster they banged instead.
5434 - A literal love god failing at love. A love god starts an app for giving out romantic advice.
4525 - u come 2 dad go. An scp featuring Poi dado and an anomalous store.
6345 - Huesos Malos (”Bad Bones”). A sentient skeleton becomes a lucha libre, an oddly heartwarming tale.
2875 - The Town That Got Fucked By Bears. Bears repeating.
3088 - Law of the Land. Local mayor discovers the ability to turn legal law into laws of nature.
5056 - The Constant Companions. A Story about a man and the ghost that follows him. Not too much on it’s own but this acts as the introduction of the On Guard 43 canon, as well as several tales around Philip Deering and his Mirror Ghost.
5382 - The Cure, and What Ails you. An anomalous sickness caused by Poi Thilo Zwist who now wishes to fix his mistakes.
5281-D - The Man of the Hour. An interesting dive into both an scp and the process by which the Foundation disposes of an scp if the need arises. (I promise this is the last Harry Blank article on this list)
2902 - The Human Skeleton Closet (and his cat). A man who can remove his skin and skeleton at will and a cat he taught to do the same thing. (Previously part of Herman Fuller’s Circus)
1893 - The Minotaur’s Tale. An interesting format break that requires multiple read-throughs.
3493 - The Great SCP Foundation Collaboration. A look at several alternate realities and their collective goals. (Also consider reading SCP-1437 are a similar idea :D!)
1867 - A Gentlemen. A sea slug convinced he is a British explorer with the stories and artifacts to back it up. Lord Blackwood narrates several other tales (Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83 and Lord Blackwood In the Land of Wonder being my favorites)
1459 - The Puppy Machine. A machine that rewards creative ways to murder puppies. Maybe I am going to hell for this but the Experiment logs are infinitely entertaining.
2206 - Maximum League Baseball. What if they added trench warfare to baseball? (Also take the time to appreciate this tale and scp 6206 also linked on the article)
1896 - Indoor Salesmen. A persistent and highly anomalous door to door salesmen.
5049 - Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot. A fairly self-explanatory title, this guys sells homunculus bodies at a discount.
4231 - The Montauk House. A harrowing tale of domestic abuse and the effects thereafter. Heed the warnings. I would recommend familiarizing yourself with Dr Alto Clef before reading.
3999 - I Am At the Center of Everything that Happens to me. A similarly harrowing tale about Researcher Talloran. If you enjoy this scp please take the time to appreciate ... Like Clockwork, a series diving into Talloran’s experiences and self reflection.
A Special Appreciation to the contest contestants and winners
Including these here as separate from my recommendation list. For every 000 milestone the wiki has done a small contest for who deserves the big number.
1000 - Bigfoot (Other submissions)
2000 - Deus Ex Machina (Other submissions)
3000 - Anantashesha (Other submissions)
4000 - Taboo (Other submissions)
5000 - Why? (Other submissions)
6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer’s Library (Other submissions)
7000 - The Loser (Other Submissions)
Series 1 skips
These guys also get their own separate section because part of my goal here is encouraging people to read stuff that isn’t series one, but there are several skips in series one that affect much of the greater lore of the wiki.
105 - Iris Thompson. (And if you like her I can recommend Scp-1465, Scp-3002, SPC-105, The Resurrection Canon, and Devil’s Advocate)
166 - Meridiana Clef/Wojcienchowski. Daughter of Dr. Alto Clef. (And if you like her I can recommend 0166, Scp-4166, and the tale Hawaiian Shirts). I do wish she had her own tag and there was more of her in general, but here she is.
73 - Cain & 76 - Able (Abel?) (As well as their estranged brother Scp-4840) If you like Cain I can recommend the tale Mementos. If you like Able can I ask why? I really don’t get it. (not judging you, he just doesn’t appeal to me as a character)
507 - Grabnok. (And if you like him I can recommend the tale Day Trip)
96 - The Shy Guy. Classic murder monster, not much to say. Here’s Dr. Dan’s tag.
408 - Illusory Butterflies. (Introduction to Dr. Kondraki, and if you like him I can recommend the tales Duke Til’ Dawn, Portraits of Your Father, and The King is Dead)
784-Arc - Posthuman Brain. Formerly Agent Adrian Andrews. (Read about him in Incident Zero and the 784 Incident)
239 - Sigurros. (And if you like her I can recommend the 239-B Incident and Adventures of Siggy and Robomonkey)
113 - The Gender switcher. Trans rights! (Also check out the tale Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes)! And SCP-6113)
353 - Vector. (And if you like her I can recommend the tale An Apple a Day...)
423 - Fred. (And if you like him I can recommend Murphy Law)
Scp-001
There are many SCP 001s, I wouldn’t suggest these as the first things to read as many are very complicated and connect to larger canons. Here’s a few that are pretty good.
CODE NAME: S. D. Locke - When Day Breaks
CODE NAME: S. Andrew Swann - The Database
CODE NAME: Lily - The World's Gone Beautiful
CODE NAME: Dr. Clef - The Gate Guardian
CODE NAME: Dr. Gears - The Prototype
CODE NAME: Pickman/Blank - The Frontispiece
Some Groups on Interest you may be interested in
As I stated before the Foundation isn’t the only one that deals with the anomalous. I won’t go into too much detail with them as you can read about them yourselves, but here’s some I recommend with related material.
Global Occult Coalition (Consider reading the casefiles and the Unfounded Canon)
Are We Cool Yet? (Consider reading The Cool War)
Gamers Against Weed (Consider reading Cool and Awesome Ways to Say No to Weed and Jude's Bizarre Adventure)
Herman Fuller’s Circus of the Disquieting (Consider reading the Dread and Circuses Canon)
Dr. Wondertainment (Consider reading the What a Wonderful World Canon)
The Black Queen (Consider Reading up on Alison Chao and her father Dr Gears)
Serpent’s Hand (And the Foundation’s sister site The Wanderer’s Library)
Shark Punching Center (I don’t have anything to recommend here but SPC sure is a thing that exists)
And many more!
There is No Canon
I’ve mentioned several Canons throughout this list and I though I’d give a full recommendation of Canons I enjoy. While the wiki itself has no all encompassing canon there are several mini canons that follow their own rules. Some of them co-exist, some of them don’t, some of them are complicated.
I promise these canons are not as intimidating as they may seem, and I would really like to see more of some of these. Here’s my personal Favorites.
On Guard 43 - One of the first canons I’ve read and my personal favorite. I’ve already linked several things from the canon on this list, hope you’ll give this one a chance.
Resurrection -  A plot heavy look into the Foundation’s attempts to weaponize Scps, specifically Iris Thompson. One day the authors resurrect the Resurrection canon. (Insert Second Devil’s Advocate plug here)
S & C Plastics - A very fun look at causal life in the Foundation universe. If you like character based stories or prefer something a little less world ending then you’ll enjoy this canon.
Unfounded - An interesting look into a universe where the Foundation never existed.
Broken Masquerade - Another canon that criticizes the Foundation’s main goal, protection of secrecy.
What a Wonderful World - A deep dive into the past and future of Dr Wondertainment.
Daybreak - Following the events of S.D. Locke’s proposal how does life move on from such an event?
Dread & Circuses - With Herman Fuller gone the “freaks” take over the circus for themselves.
End of Death - What if everyone suddenly stopped dying all at once? An interesting tale of foundation woes. (On a slightly unrelated note, the story 17776 has a much more lighthearted take on a similar idea)
Ship In A Bottle - I feel like I should put a joke here. If you enjoy a bit of tactless humor and you’re familiar with Dr Clef an Dr Kondraki then this is a small canon about being human and also putting your dick in plastic bottles. If that doesn’t sound like your cup of tea then please at least read the tale Lizzy the Big Weird Dog.
I feel like I should also mention Lolfoundation, so there you go I’ve mentioned it.
Other
I don’t know if this post will encourage anyone to get into scp, I mostly wrote this for myself. If you like this post and weren’t turned off by how long it is then I’m glad! I hope you enjoy your reading. I may update this list in the future.
I also want to stick a couple other things here
I haven’t gotten a chance to listen to the podcast Find Us Alive, but I’ve heard good things and I’ll recommend it here
If you haven’t watched Lord Bung’s Scp Confinement go do that. It’s what got me into scp.
There is a graphic novel based on SCP-5000. I think it’s really cool and you can purchase it here.
Happy reading!
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-SCP Foundation
-DSMP/Minecraft Youtubers
-Trolls
-Seth McFarlane Shows (Family Guy, Cleaveland Show, etc etc)
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-Drowning
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Characters I absolutely love writing for*
-Roguefort Cookie (Cookie Run)
-Earl Grey Cookie (Cookie Run)
-Mango Cookie (Cookie Run)
-Cinnamon Cookie (Cookie Run)
-Tsukasa Tenma (Project Sekai)
-Rui Kamishiro (Project Sekai)
-Musa (Winx Club)
-Aisha/Layla (Winx Club)
-Young Cricket (Warioware)
-Ashley (Warioware)
-Sabrina the Sweet Dreams Fairy (Rainbow Magic)
-Yasmin/Nia the Night Owl Fairy (Rainbow Magic)
-Kasumi Nakasu (Love Live)
-Yoshiko YOHANE! Tsushima (Love Love)
-Kanata Konoe (Love Live)
-Rin Hoshizora (Love Live)
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