#SEXY BRUCE WAYNE

[dragon-kazansky]

Rachael: *sees Bruce Wayne on a magazine cover*

Rachael: Gotham's Golden Boy

Rachael:

Rachael: He hasn't met me yet~

#bruce wayne x dragon #bruce wayne x rachael #I'M SO INTO THIS #HELP #SEXY BRUCE WAYNE

[frownyalfred]

sometimes I feel like fics inadvertently overlook how much food the Batfamily, as a team of fully active vigilantes running on minimum sleep cycles and constantly getting into fights (and situations where they need to lift heavy items, hold onto buildings, sprint/jog) must need to consume every week.

like yes, Alfred cooks and Bruce has his smoothies but do you know how many calories they must all need just to be upright? How much protein? Add in the fact that half of them are still growing/in puberty and I just cringe thinking about how many dishes and grocery trips that must be.

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #dc comics #they’re just fueling all the time essentially #but that’s not v sexy #thoughts #tw discussion of calories

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

bruce wayne absolutely owns this outfit in 17 different shades of black, grey, and navy. no i will not be elaborating at this time.

#if you say i’m wrong then you’re just lying #because it’s literally true #it’s canon. bruce told me himself #first time clark saw him wearing it his brain short circuited #like windows blue screen #head empty no thoughts except for the sexy hunk of man in front of him #bruce knows he’s hot too. he wears that shit so well #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #batman #battinson #superbat #clark kent

[bruciemilf]

Desperately want an AU where Bruce and Harvey are not only ex-boyfriends, but divorced.

Bruce is doing his best to raise Dick on his own, juggle being Gotham's vigilant shadow-born hero, and honor what's left of his family's memory.

Even in his seventh year, there's still a lot to be polished. Yes, he helps people. Yes, he's doing his best. But his best isn't enough; It never feels like enough. But Harvey's there for all of it.

With his comforting hands and strong fingers and vigilant eyes, holding Dick close, shielding his bright eyes from Bruce's bloody, close to maimed figure.

And they're good together; Harvey makes him happy. When Jason, an angry, passion driven, fearless youth all but spits on his shoes when trying to steal his tires, Bruce knows they fit together.

He feels even more confident in that when Harvey laughs and ruffles Jay's raven hair. " I want him," he whispers in Bruce's ear that same night, wedding ring lacing with his own. " Another boy. Another boy with mio cariño. "

It doesn't take long for Jason to notice his bruising, his limping, his hissing and flinching. Bruce had no other option but to pull him aside and explain what he was doing behind the scenes after he nearly smothered Harvey in his sleep.

" I guess I shouldn't have assumed that," he shrugs. " You're built like one of Snow White's dwarfs." Of course Bruce chokes on his coffee, but Harvey takes revenge by kicking him in the hip.

Jason wants in; And Maybe Bruce is supposed to object to his husband pulling their son aside to teach him all legal tricks and shifts to avoid arrest, but he can't bring himself to.

They're happy. For as long as it lasted.

Maybe he was supposed to see it coming, because happy is never permanent. It washes like filth under water for him. Harvey's accident happens. Jason happens. Joker happens.

And their family splits like a blade on smooth skin. Bruce started this alone, and he has a strong feeling he'll end this alone. Dick is doing what he always does, - tries his best.

Even if Bruce can tell he's split in half by seeing his parents fight. It's this dark aspect of their path; This brutality in it. And Jason of course is closer to Harvey because they're kindred companions in their hatred.

Just - there's so many things. Harvey calling Bruce by his old nickname, with a sneer between his teeth, no soft love rolling on his tongue like it used to.

Two- Face poisons something in him. Or maybe, this was Harvey all along, and dark recognizes dark, because Bruce understands him. " Jay Jay say anythin' to you these days?"

He doesn't respond; Tries focusing Batmobile's tires screeching under them. Out of all Arkham escapees, he's always eager to get rid of Two Face the most.

He's something close to happy , close to relief, that between this wall of resentment sticking on them like glue and wax, Harvey at least remembers their boys. God, our poor boys.

Two-Face clicks his tongue, scarring tugged in a smirk. " No, eh? He calls me sometimes. Brat only calls his Daddy when he needs somethin', can ya believe that?"

" Never did that to me."

" I said his daddy."

Teeth in his cheek, sorrow on his heart, ashes in his mouth, " Low blow, Harvey."

" That ain't my fuckin' name, sweetheart," he hisses, ugly and mean, and he makes a show of squeezing Bruce's thigh, sinking his blunt nails through two layers on kevlar. " You ain't got no right to call me by that, yeah?"

" Don't worry, " Bruce hates this; He hates losing that tight leash on restrained because of him; Hates that Harvey holds the key to his emotions, to all vulnerable cracks he made sure to harden harshly. " I don't want to know you anymore."

" Sure," There's a snap of sour, bitter disgust coating Harvey's tone, and Bruce almost misses it from his heart's thumping. " But do me a favour, cariño. Move that clown somewhere else. Cause If I'm alone with 'em, I'm digging his grave."

" If you can find him, I'll let you."

He can't see it, but Harvey's left side is grinning. " Sometimes I regret lettin' you get that damn divorce."

" And moments like these remind me why I wanted one."

No words after; They've said enough. But Harvey's hand still hugs his thigh, and Bruce makes no moves to remove it.

#THEM YOUR HONOUR JUST THEMMMMM #batman #batman rogues #two face #dc #harvey dent #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #bruharvey #batfam #batfamily #batboys #robins #writing #my writing #text #text post #dont let this flop pwease youre so sexy haha #oh i also imagined oscar isaac as harvey

[allgremlinart]

“Love fuels me”

I couldn’t stop thinking about Star Sapphire Bruce. Then I read Batman: The Knight #8 and I REALLY couldn’t stop thinking about Star Sapphire Bruce. So here he is. 

#bruce wayne #allgremlinart #haha funny sexy outfit but also he's powered by love he really is I have genuine brainrot over this

[trafficlightchild]

King acting like Alador's therapist right after Steve acted like his is how you do character development when your show is cancelled

#gosh this poor man #and he doesn't even realize who king is #he reminds me of batman but not the sexy bruce wayne #the bruce wayne that doesn't sleep and makes a 10 year his second in command #let this poor man have a weekend off #after the war obvi #the owl house #toh #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #clouds on the horizon #toh alador #toh king #alador blight #king clawthorne

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

A video of Bruce falling in a pool and coming out obviously with his shirt see through and his trousers clinging to him and him running a hand through his hair goes viral. People thirst but the real reason it goes viral is because as soon as he comes out looking all sexy you just see like all seven of his kids rush over with towels to cover him up.

But then everyone goes back to the part of him coming out of the pool because, well, you know, they have eyes

#bruce wayne #permanent bachelor bruce wayne protection squad #the emotional scars of someone calling your parent sexy

[br-uwu-cewayne]

(ID in Alt)

Breaking: GCPD/WayneTech Deal In Jeopardy?

Gotham Gazette - Vicki Vale reporting

A few hours into what seemed to be a highly successful fundraiser for District Attorney Dent’s election campaign this evening, tensions suddenly skyrocketed after our recently appointed Police Commisioner, James Gordon, was seen storming back inside after a conversation with the (locally dubbed) First Son of Gotham - wayward but generous philanthropist Bruce Wayne, the primary contributor to Dent’s campaign.

Since the drive to root out the GCPD’s infamous corruption by Gordon and Gotham’s own vigilante cryptid Batman resulted in eliminating several previously unknown “revenue streams” for the department, Dent’s campaign promised to broker an arrangement between the resources offered by his long-time friend and sponsor Wayne and the GCPD’s now woefully underfunded, underequipped, and understaffed Sisyphean enterprise - with plenty of careful city board oversight, of course.

However, this falling out may leave Gotham voters doubtful about Dent’s ability to fulfill one of his biggest promises, and (most of) his sponsors concerned about what that could mean for the rest of his campaign should any others fall through.

Upon leaving the event, Commissioner Gordon appeared extremely flustered, and had only this to say: “Bruce Wayne is a fucking menace to polite society.” Mr. Wayne has declined to comment, although this reporter notes he seemed… awfully pleased with himself.

#batgordon #gcpdilf #my art tag #jim gordon #commissioner gordon #bruce x jim #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #smoking #cigarettes #dont romanticize it kids #unfortunately i find it incredibly sexy 😔 #set somewhere around uh… [waves hand vaguely] telltale… ish… kind of… #look it’s not my fault they made telltale Gordon such a DILF #‘…Jim. If you want it to light. You DO still have to breathe.’

[baihujun]

Extremely self-indulgent super spy AU sketch

#bruce wayne #batman #hal jordan #green lantern #bruhal #batlantern #dc comics #super spy AU #bats tag #my art #might change the numbers later but yeah i'm back on my bullshit of sexy secret agents what about it

[lenreli]

Oh look, a visual representation of me unhinging my jaw to eat Dan Mora’s Bruce Wayne.

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #i would like to eat him to absorb his pretty #such pretty art #most ppl: i want to eat him (sexy) #me: i want to eat him (horrifying) #these are from 'tec 1045 #idk #it's appreciating dan's bruce hrs here apparently #but that is also. all the time #put him on every run ever

[frownyalfred]

I feel like the first time Clark listened in on Bruce was probably an accident. Like his heartbeat is always in the background of Clarks awareness and then one day Clark noticed that it started increasing in a different way and a different time than usual Batman things so Clark investigated, just to see what was going on make sure everything was alright and then oh. OH.

And of course he immediately stopped listening, that's a private moment, and it was an honest mistake to overhear. But then from that moment on whenever Bruce's heartrate kicked up in his awareness, there's always a tiny thought in the back of Clarks head of 'oh is he? No don't think about it'

And Clark may be an alien and have the powers of a god, but he is truly just a man and how long can a person resist temptation such as that?

How long can he resist wanting to make that 2-4 bpm increase from Bruce's baseline more of a 20-40 bpm increase, ya know what I mean? 😏

#asks #love this #you're right #but also this would apply to everyone clark knows and listens to #which is decidedly less sexy #bruce wayne #batman #dc #clark kent #superbat #superman

[bruciemilf]

It would be funny if everyone thinks Thomas Wayne Jr is the biggest asshole except Bruce.

Bruce: Tommy isn't mean! It's just that not everyone gets his jokes! He can be really sweet!

Meanwhile Tommy is sharpening the butter knives at the gala into shivs.

I agree with this, but for me, it'd be way funnier if they were like catty sisters just waiting to claw the happiness from eachother

The reason Bruce is so lenient when the bat brats have fights, the way he reassures them that no, their sister or brother wouldn't rather rim satan than spend time with them, is because he lived all of this

You can't tell me Thomas Junior doesn't have " is that my fucking shirt" energy. You also can't tell me Bruce doesn't have " it looks better on me anyway" combatants

All I'm saying is, Bruce had to have his Goth gene from somewhere, and I doubt it's from Thomas " I wanna be a Victorian vampire so bad" Wayne

#if yall really want to be sexy with it make tj a drophead. or in his own words 'recreational crackhead' #its just the way i want him and jason to meet. imagine thinking you're at least the best at being the family dissapointment and this mf #rolls up. i will say tho his gf is really really cute. i def picture him as the type to date spiritual girlies for the crystal #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batfamily #thomas wayne jr #owlman

[roseandgold137]

speaking of DC's treatment of women; they really should give Ace's mom a name. and bring back Lara as an astronaut explorer lore, that was cool

Or even just. The many many dead moms all over the place. Especially compared to the dead dads. Like even just look at the robins;

Dick: both parents dead

Jason: kinda vague on whether willis is dead or not sometimes but Catherine is dead, and then Sheila dies too, so he has two dead moms

Tim: Janet died way before Jack did, and was never relevant to any plot as a character in her own right, which you could kind of say the same for Jack being used as a plot device in Tim’s story, but at least he got used yknow

Stephanie: I’m pretty sure they killed off Crystal. Either that or she just was never brought up again after a certain point but Arthur is definitely around.

Damian: Damian is the weird one bc both his parents are alive, but talia was just like constantly villainised throughout so it’s not really a win for her

so out of five robins that’s only one definitely alive mom. With two definitely alive dads and another maybe alive dad. Like personally I think that number should be a bit more equal and I think it’s reflective of how dc really didn’t know how to handle female characters that weren’t there just to be sexualised. Which is possibly why talia survived - she already had a history of being a love interest to Bruce

Also for Tim is Dana - she moved to bludhaven for treatment for her depression (I think) and then. Bludhaven fucking exploded. What happened to Dana dc

#just. The correlation between “sexy female character” and “survived” should not exist as much as it does #like if you’re going to kill someone off pls think does it HAVE to be the mom #sigh #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #robin #mary grayson #john grayson #willis todd #catherine todd #sheila hayworth #janet drake #jack drake #dana winters #talia al ghul #bruce wayne #batman #not to mention also that cass’s mom (shiva) was just absent her whole life #crystal brown #arthur brown

[yuriinadress]

Damn I can't believe they Edward cullened bruce

#genuinely so funny to me #i cannot take “”“”sexy“”“” vampire bruce seriously #bruce wayne #yuri yelling

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce: “Jay I’m really happy you’re spending more time with me but are you okay?”

Jason: *is living with the knowledge that Constantine wants to and is actively trying fuck his dad, his underlings regularly talk about how they want to fuck/marry Batman AND Bruce Wayne, the fact Bruce is bi so both genders see him as fair game, and the fact that probably every superhero and supervillain wants a piece of Batman and is convinced that if he’s not there to protect his dad then all of these people are gonna make a move at once*

Jason: “Yeah everything’s fine”

This is now in Jason’s top five traumatic incidences

Do you know how bad it has to be to reach the top five

Maybe this is the point at which Jason and collected siblings decide to try and get Bruce and Hal together.

Why?

Because Hal’s in space all the time and therefore out of the way while simultaneously protecting Bruce from these flirtatious cretins he is surrounded by

#batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #batkids #the emotional scars of someone calling your parent sexy

[celaenaeiln]

Damian accidentally lets his smuggled snake loose on the plane

Air hostess: *screaming because there’s a snake on her head*

Other hosts and hostesses: *screaming to calm each other down*

Damian: *Trying to coax his snake Claudius back to him*

Kate: *drunk out of her mind and flirting with a brunette*

Bruce: *screaming at his kids for letting this happen*

Stephanie and Jason: *the first who helped Damian smuggle it on in the first place and the second who accidentally unzipped the carry-on both screaming back at Bruce that they’re innocent and Bruce only likes to blame them for everything and-*

Tim: *abandoning stealthiness to overtly dump boxes of peanut packets into his duffel bag for Kon who doesn’t get to experience the joys of flying*

Cass: *power posing in the bathroom and snapping Lady Shiva*

Duke: *decides that this would be the optimal time to check the safety measures forcefully*

Passengers: *screaming their heads off because there’s a snake on the plane*

Dick: *completely passed out*

60 mins later the snake is confiscated and the plane is doing an emergency landing

Dick: *waking up* oh we’re here already? That was a nice flight

Bruce: ……

Damian: ……

Jason: ……

Cass: …..

Tim: …….

Duke: …….

Passengers: ……

Flight attendants: …….

Kate: *slurred* hmmm?? Oh niiiccee hot date time

#flying long hours sucks so the batfam becomes stir crazy #Dick has two modes: sleep through a concert or be the one throwing a concert #eldest daughter syndrome is inactive rn because he’s exhausted taking care of everything before getting on the plane #because Bruce was brooding in a corner about another batfam mess #Steph and Jason are innocent in the eyes of themselves and Damian for just this once #Kon doesn’t fly commercial cause he can fly #Kate getting her sexy on #Cass having who can look stronger battles with her mom #damian wayne #robin dc #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #cassandra cain #black bat #stephanie brown #spoiler #duke thomas #dc signal #kate kane #batwoman #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin