#Source:the simpsons

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Lambert: If kids are so great, then why are all the bad things named after them? Kidnapping, acting childish....

Ciri: What about adultery?

#witcher incorrect quotes #source:the simpsons #witcher lambert #witcher ciri #Lambert #cirilla of cintra #Ciri #witcher

[freerainhl]

Miraak: All right, dragonborn, I don't like you and you don't like me.

LDB: I like you.

Miraak: Um, all right. You like me, but I don't like you.

LDB: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me!

#miraak #skyrim #dragonborn #tesv #tes v skyrim #the elder scrolls skyrim #source:the simpsons

[269-million]

The Uruk-hai: [Realize that tiny little Snaga's remains didn't quite hit the spot. Shocker.]

Riders of Rohan: [Catch up to them and are prepared to attack.]

The Uruk-hai: [Still off in their own world; begin doing a chicken walk, single file, in a circle.] I feel like CHICKEN TONIGHT! Like CHICKEN TONIGHT! Like CHICKEN TONIGHT!

Riders of Rohan: [Stare for a moment. Then turn around and leave.]

#incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lord of the rings peter jackson #uruk hai #orcs #riders of rohan #source:The Simpsons

[streets-in-paradise]

Andy: Junior, no!

Junior * standing next to him*: What?

Andy: Sorry, force of habit. Jake, no!

#source:the simpsons #andy barclay #jake wheeler #junior wheeler #barclay wheeler family au #andy adopts the wheelers au

[weirdkev27]

Millie McGee: So, Mrs. McGee-Stein, how long does my American cousin’s City Council meetings last, eh?

Libby:*playing along* Oh, I don’t know, she could be home any minute.

Millie: Then I must go! *climbs out the window*

Mayor Molly McGee:*busts into the bedroom* WHERE IS SHE?! *starts looking around for Millie* Where is she?! I can smell her maple syrup!

Libby: I don’t think we’re doing this right.

#molly mcgee #Millie McGee #libby stein torres #incorrect the ghost and molly mcgee quotes #the ghost and molly mcgee #mollibby #future mollibby where Molly is Mayor of Brighton #source:the simpsons

[iloveplayrehersal]

Blanche:Clyde is an ugly smelly dork

Buck:oh please ugly is such a smelly word! Clyde has inner beauty like a rodent

Clyde:*eats cracker like rodent*

#bonnieandclydemusical #bonnie and clyde #BonnieandClydeincorrectquotes #theater #musicals #musicaltheater #bonnieandclydewestend #meme #hope you enjoy #source:the simpsons

[queenbubblestrawberrystitch12898]

Ace:We’re All Out Of Katsup! Peter: C.:*Cries Like a Baby Cat!*

Gene:Ugh! The Ketchup Is Right Here!

Paul: OMG! Every Freakin Time! I’m Trying To Eat My Food!!!!!!

#gene simmons #paul stanley #kiss band #incorrect kiss quotes #source: gravity falls #source:The Simpsons!

[the-port-mafia]

Nanami: Gojo, NO! Gojo: [confused] What? Nanami: Sorry, force of habit. Yuji, NO!

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk incorrect quotes #nanami kento #gojo satoru #itadori yuuji #source:the simpsons

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Lily: [watching Quidditch match]

Lily: Stupid sexy Potter

#source:the simpsons #harry potter #marauders era #incorrect quotes #marauders #hp #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #james potter #prongs #mwpp #mwpp era #lily evans #lily potter #jily

[superdogbiter]

Loki:”If i ever die in a hospital,will you do one thing for me?”

Mobius:”Anything kitten”

Loki:”Blow up the hospital”

Mobius:..................Well i said i’d do it,so i guess i have to”

Loki:”That’s my Moby”

#loki series #loki #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #mobius #lokius #wowki #time husbands #source:the simpsons

[incorrectstevebucky]

Bucky: You're as handsome as you are smart.

Steve: Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment this time.

#stucky #steve rogers #Bucky Barnes #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect quotes #incorrect stucky quotes #incorrect stucky #incorrect stevebucky quotes #incorrect stevebucky #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #Chris Evans #Sebastian Stan #source:the simpsons

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Damian: Father, Miss Kyle took my stamp collection

Steph: You have a stamp collection?

(Everyone bursts out laughing)

Some jerk from Gotham Academy, via phone call Damian answers: Stamp Collection?!? HA HA

#source:the simpsons #damian wayne #stephanie brown

[freerainhl]

Fireman: Sir, we've been here six times this month.

Revus: Yeah, but, um, one of those, I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire.

#elder scrolls online #eso #revus demnevanni #incorrect quotes #source:the simpsons

[269-million]

#incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #the lord of the rings #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings animated #lord of the rings animated #the lord of the rings 1978 #lord of the rings 1978 #the lord of the rings ralph bakshi #lord of the rings ralph bakshi #pippin #pippin took #peregrine #peregrine took #orcs #Pegasus #source:The Simpsons

[aosbuskids]

Daisy: Sometimes I feel like God is teasing me. Just like he teased Moses in the desert.

Coulson: Tested, Daisy. God

tested Moses.

#source:the simpsons #daisy johnson #dad coulson #phil coulson

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Melon: *dragging a bag big enough to contain a corpse*

Legosi: Sorry Melon, no dumping in the lake.

Melon: Fine. I will go and put my “yard trimmings" in a car compactor.

Louis: You know, Legosi, I thought he had a dead body in there.

Legosi: I thought that too, right up until he said "yard trimmings". You gotta learn to listen, Louis.

#Beastars #Beastars Legosi #Beastars Louis #Beastars Melon #incorrect beastars #incorrect beastars quotes #Beastars Legoshi #Legosi #Melon #Legoshi #Louis #LegosixLouis #LouisxLegosi #LegoshixLouis #LouisxLegoshi #Lougosi #Lougoshi #Dumb Legosi #source:the simpsons