#Tim will hold Bernard's hand

[coldbasementruins]

The more I think about it, the more I am floored by the amount of batshit insane potential the Tim-Damian-Bernard trio has.

Tim and Damian fighting to death for god-knows-what reason and Bernard, being an only child his entire life, is mildly concerned but ultimately comes to the conclusion that "It's nice that they both get along so well."

Bernard saying, "Mint chocolate pizza would be a revolutionary idea, almost as great of an idea as the original Batman dying and Robin being his reincarnation but I guess the world just isn't ready for it." and watching the world around him go up in flames.

Bernard knowing full well about the Wayne family's identities but going out of his way to mess with Damian by making up the most absurd theories:-

Bernard: Robin and all the birds in Gotham have a mutual relationship. Robin offers them protection and has installed cameras in the birds' eyes so that he can collect information from them.

Damian, oblivious to Bernard's knowledge: How do I legally execute someone?

Damian "laughter is the lowest form of emotional expression" Wayne losing his composure after seeing Bernard trip and fall on his face, dragging Tim along with him to the floor because they were holding hands.

Tim teasing Damian about crushes and Damian openly threatening him:-

Tim: You seem extremely interested in going to school nowadays, have you got a crush?

Damian: The only crush I will have is the urge to crush your head with my bare hands, Drake.

Damian whisper-yelling apologies to Bat-Cow as he stares at Tim and Bernard eating steak at the corner without a hint of remorse.

Alfred preparing himself to break up a fight every time the three of them watch a fantasy movie together. (One of them points at some monster side character and says "That's you." to the other.)

Just them being a chaotic trio of smart idiots.

#Damian feels personally victimised by Bernard's existence #Bernard likes to throw hands whenever possible #Tim just wants to live without existential dread #They fight #but they also #nah they just fight #Bernard and Tim would be that disgustingly cute couple who hold hands all the time #Damian reads shoujo romance manga and compares Bernard to every annoying ML who has a shit eating grin #Tim will hold Bernard's hand #no matter what the time or place is #he has priorities #Damian is Bernard's favourite Wayne family member #Tim questions his boyfriend's taste #Damian is a smug little shit #Tim Drake #Bernard Dowd #Damian Wayne #timbern #dc

[catmanbowser]

Say it kon. Say that you love and support your homie rob.

#tim drake #kon el #timkon #<- lol does this count #i keep seeing kon holding his hands tenderly so i made this #bcs it’ll be devastating for kon bcs he couldve shoot his shot but yknow how it is witht these two #let timberkon happen 2022..uh 2023? #bernard dowd ily you’re so very good for my boy timtams #i hope bernie meets kon one day

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

i like the idea of Tim being friends with actual super heroes with super strength, but it's his normal human boyfriend punching a bunch of dudes that makes Tim twirl his hair around like "ehehehe, strong boy"

He gushes about his strong and capable boyfriend right there while Conner is holding a bus load of people like "am I a joke to you?"

and Tim is like "✨yes✨"

#tim has two hands this is an easy fix #but unfortunately for kon #tim's holding bart's hand with the hand not holding bernard's #kon was too slow #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #i love tim's civvy bf who will fight a cult with him

[crisspygaydisappointment]

Since tim didn't get to gold his hand in this week's episode I did it myself.

#tim drake #being a massive bisexual #bernard dowd #fanart #wayne family adventures #holding hands #cute boys

[introspectivememories]

tim, your boyfriend is about to be verbally accosted by his parents, if you don’t sit the fuck down i swear to god i will take your goddamn kneecaps

#man what the fuck #i don't care that there's a villain or whatever #idec if he actually has to go to the bathroom #timothy jackson drake #if you don't sit down and hold your bf hand as he speaks to his homophobic and probs emotionally abusive parents i stg #bernard baby come over here #i'll take care of you #td:r spoilers #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #dc

[babybirbb]

this is so sad, alexa play “that should be me” by justin bieber

#THAT SHOULD BE ME HOLDING YOUR HAND #THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING YOU LAUGH #THAT SHOULD BE ME THIS IS SO SAD #basically bernard is out here living MY dream #and i’m upset about it 😭 #tim’s not allowed to date anyone that isn’t me #does op have issues? probably #anyways yeah they’re cute or whatever #and we both love tim so it’s fine ig #/lh #tim drake #bernard dowd #dc #batfamily #wayne family adventures #wfa

[raeofgayshine]

I love that I accidentally created the most deluded freak of a man out of Tim’s boyfriend. It’s what both of them deserve honestly.

#ravenpuff rambles #it is literally taking my everything to not post this stupid fic I wrote #but because it’s part of a larger au and literally needs context to work I cannot #but the relationship I made for Tim and Bernard in it is honestly a masterpiece #Bernard is such a freak and does it all while holding Tim’s hand and calling him sweetheart #Meanwhile Tim can’t babe himself out of this situation not that he would want to #as exasperated as Bernard can make him he also finds it all incredibly sexy #Yes his boyfriend who only knows basic mixed martial arts believes 100% he could take on the LoA #Yes Tim thinks this is endearing and sweet even though Bernard would literally get his ass kicked in two seconds

[incorrectbatfam]

Have you seen the tiktok going around that's a guy talking to his kids like "The more you sass me, the more I'm gonna flirt with your mother!" That but it's Bruce threatening to leave his comms on deliberately when he's around Selina if the baby bats don't start behaving themselves on patrol.

Bruce: The more you sass me, the more I'm gonna flirt with your parents.

Dick: Jokes on you, I'm an orphan.

Bruce: Alright then.

Bruce: *flirts with Commissioner Gordon*

Bruce: *flirts with Barry*

Bruce: *goes to space*

Bruce: *flirts with Luand'r*

Dick: STOP THOSE ARE MY IN-LAWS!

———————

Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: That's it. I've had it with your attitude.

Bruce: *goes out with Lady Shiva*

———————

Bruce: *walks in with a bouquet of flowers*

Luke: Uh... what's all this for?

Bruce: Remember the other week when you called my prototype strobe light batarang stupid?

Luke: ...Because it is?

Bruce: Well, guess what?

Bruce: *gives the flowers to Lucius*

———————

Jason: And what if I don't? What are you gonna do, let me die again?

Bruce: No.

Bruce: *opens Grindr*

Jason: You wouldn't.

Bruce: Oh yes I would.

Bruce: *slides into Ollie's DMs*

———————

Tim: It's a good thing I never introduced you to Bernard's family.

Bruce: I could always look them up in the phone book.

Tim: What year are you living in?

Bruce: I'm just kidding. I'll be back in an hour. Hold down the fort for me, m'kay buddy?

Tim: Yeah, sure.

[an hour later]

Bruce: *walks in holding hands with Lex Luthor and Max Mercury*

Tim: What the...?

Bruce: I still know your best friends' parents.

Lex: This is what you handcuffed me for?

Bruce: Shush, I'm making a point.

———————

Bruce: We go in on my signal.

Steph: This is my dad we're talking about. I'm not gonna sit around and risk him getting away.

Steph: *swings onto the scene*

Bruce: *follows her*

Steph: Stop right there, Cluemaster—BATMAN WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Bruce: *sweeps Arthur off his feet*

———————

Bruce: *lecturing Damian*

Damian: Tt.

Bruce: One second.

Bruce: *pulls out his phone*

Bruce: Hey Talia, I was wondering if you had dinner plans tonight?....Yes, Damian is misbehaving again.....7:30? Perfect!

———————

Duke: You've never met my friends' or girlfriend's parents and Jokerized people can't consent, so...

Bruce: *turns on the computer*

Bruce: *emails the immortal entity Gnomon*

Bruce: *gets a reply*

Bruce: Alfred, fetch my tux.

———————

The voice in Bruce's head: *says mean things*

Bruce: Oh yeah? Well how do you like THIS?

Bruce: *proposes to Selina*

———————

Holly: *flips him off*

Bruce: *proposes to Selina*

Selina: Again? That's the second time today.

———————

Julia: You're nothing a bloody angst-addled egotistical baby twat!

Bruce: *looks at her*

Bruce: *looks at Alfred*

Bruce: This isn't gonna work.

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #luke fox #holly robinson #julia pennyworth #selina kyle #alfred pennyworth #talia al ghul #arthur brown #jim gordon #justice league #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[thebirdsandthebats]

Tim’s family thinks he can cook really well.

He didn’t mean for this to go so far. It had been a misunderstanding by a well-meaning Dick the last time he was in Gotham and stopped by the boat to visit. Tim had reheated some leftovers in his fridge from the night before, and Dick’s eyes lit up the moment Tim set the plates down.

“Wow, that looks amazing,” he’d commented. Tim, exhausted from a long patrol and preoccupied with dread of having to wake up early, had merely agreed. Of course Bernard’s cooking looked amazing. He was almost as big on presentation as he was on flavor.

“Yeah. Tastes even better.”

What he didn’t realize was that Dick had assumed he made the food. Which wouldn’t have been a problem if not for the fact that Dick loved to brag on his siblings. The next week, Stephanie stopped by unannounced to visit.

“I can’t believe how much you like it here. In a good way, obviously,” she’d grinned while Tim heated up some of the french onion soup that his boyfriend had made him. Tim laughed as he used a terry cloth to handle the hot bowl, placing it down in front of Steph.

He sat next to her with his own bowl. The random visits were odd. But on the bright side, the need to be a good host was kind of forcing him to eat on a more normal schedule. Two birds, one stone he guessed.

“Yeah. I like the marina a lot,” he blew lightly on his spoonful, the soup still steaming hot. “The atmosphere is so different from anywhere I’ve lived. I think being around the marina folk has been good for me—”

“Ohmygod.”

Tim looked over, startled by the outburst. Steph was staring at her soup with wide eyes. Her hand covered her mouth. Tim’s brows drew close together in confusion. “Are you okay? Did you burn your tongue?”

Steph grabbed his shoulder in a firm grip. “You’ve been holding out on us!” She accused.

“Wh—”

“You’ve been sticking to easy foods when you cook at the manor, but here you have the good stuff!” Tim frowned at her words. The realization was beginning to sink in. Did she think he made the soup? He knew how to cook, but he was nowhere near his boyfriend’s level. Bernard was literally in school to be a chef. He liked to practice his assignments at Tim’s boat, suffering through using his poor excuse for a kitchen all so he could leave Tim with the food when it was finished.

Tim opened his mouth to break the news to Steph, but their phones rang out with the high pitched drone that meant someone needed backup. Stephanie sighed. She lifted the bowl and downed all she could in a few swallows before leaping to her feet. “Job never ends, huh?” She offered Tim a hand up, and he took it without hesitation.

“Nope. Let’s suit up.”

After that night, Tim forgot to correct her. He was busy, and his family getting the wrong idea about his cooking abilities just didn’t make the top of his priority list. Bernard kept cooking when he spent nights over, and family kept dropping by on other nights, somehow never crossing paths. Tim’s neighbors seemed perplexed on how he’d gone from only ever letting his boyfriend in to having company every other night. And Tim just…couldn’t find the right moment to set the record straight.

Everything came to a head in the summer, not too long after Tim’s birthday. He was sprawled out on his couch, head resting in Bernard’s lap as the blonde’s fingers scratched lightly at his scalp. It was the lazy kind of day they didn’t often get to spend together, and Tim was feeling warm and drowsy. That was, until his phone dinged with several text notifications, and he dug it out with a grumble to see who needed him.

stop spamming the gc

Dick: it’s august .. here we go

Steph: birthday month babey!!

Duke: my wallet…

Cass: Dami, Jason, Steph, and Duke all get the bday cake in their contact names :)

Steph: Tim I know you’re lurking. for the birthday month we all want you to bring GOOD FOOD TO THE FUNCTION PLS AND TY

Damian: do not forget my dietary restrictions if you do so.

Steph: you text like you’re 84

Tim groaned and let his phone clatter to the floor. Bernard’s fingers paused in his hair. “Bad news?” He asked, concern painting his voice.

Tim shook his head and scrubbed at his face with his hands. “Not really. It’s just—um. You know how you always leave food here for me?” He tilted his head back to look Bernard in the face, and his breath caught for a moment when he saw that his boyfriend was already looking down at him.

He snickered at Tim’s expression. “Yeah? Do you need more?” He asked. Tim was baffled by the question. His fridge hadn’t been empty in ages, and even with his frequent guests, Bernard made such large portions that it took him days to finish a dish. He had more than enough.

“No, it isn’t that. My family…” he hesitated, wondering how dumb this was going to sound. But Bernard was waiting, watching him expectantly, and these days he’d started filling in the gaps himself whenever Tim’s words trailed off thoughtfully. If he didn’t finish speaking quickly, Bernard would have an entirely new problem invented.

“…um, they think I can cook.”

Bernard burst out laughing.

Tim’s face burned pink. “Wh—hey,” he complained at the reaction. “I know how to cook, why are you laughing?”

Bernard wiped the corner of his eye, giggling like a maniac. “Sorry, sorry! You said that like you were coming out to me, and also I’ve seen you sauté,” he managed, and Tim rolled his eyes at the memory. He had sautéed just fine…mostly.

When Bernard was finished laughing at him and had caught his breath again, Tim explained his situation and showed him the texts. He raised an eyebrow. “Jeez. Four August birthdays? And they expect you to cook for all of them?”

Tim sighed. “Yeah. I could just tell them they’ve got the wrong guy, but now it’s birthday month and we’ve gotta plan quick.” It was actually a very rare occurrence that they got together for every birthday in August. Their schedules were so unpredictable. But all 4 was the goal.

Bernard chewed his lip in consideration. “Okay. What if…you give me a list of each of their favorite foods and any restrictions, and I’ll make the food.” He proposed. Tim sat up, turning to face the blonde fully now.

That was way too much work for somebody already cooking for assignments. Plus, Tim didn’t want to pretend he was the one cooking anymore. He said as much to Bernard, who refused to look fazed.

“First off, I can cook 4 meals in my free time. Easy. And second off, I guess you’ll just have to bring me with you to clear up any misunderstandings,” he grinned.

Tim perked up instantly. That was…a perfect solution, actually. Everything would be cleared up, he wouldn’t have to show up without what was expected of him, and the best part, he’d get to bring Bernard with him. He’d been itching to start working his boyfriend into more of his family’s meetups because it was looking like their relationship was pretty serious. He wanted to be able to bring him to their holidays, parties, and dinners. This was a perfect opportunity to start.

He leaned in and kissed Bernard’s cheek. It would never cease to amuse him how a real kiss on the lips was nothing to his boyfriend, but Tim kissing his face always had him turning red.

“Oh.” Bernard touched his face. “You have a crush on me or something?” He teased weakly, and Tim laughed as he settled back down on the couch, his head resting in Bernard’s lap as his fingers found his hair again.

A week later, Tim showed up to the manor with Bernard following close behind, a pan of vegan chili noodles in his arms. Dick opened the door. He beamed once he saw Tim.

“Hey! C’mon, everyone is already inside, so if you brought the food you can…” he trailed off as he finally spotted Bernard behind Tim, who was fighting to keep a straight face. He blinked. “Oh, is this…?”

Bernard carefully balanced the dish in one hand and stretched out the other in greeting. “I’m the chef.” He said with barely contained glee.

The realization seemed to hit Dick all once. His mouth parted in surprise. He glanced back and forth between Tim and Bernard. Finally, he shook his head in disbelief. “You know, this actually makes…so much more sense. Sorry, Tim.”

“Wh—excuse me, what’s that supposed to mean?”

#This was meant to just be a silly post but it got away from me #I HAVENT POSTED A FICLET IN. idk. CENTURIES #ficlet #fic #dc comics #batfamily #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #dick grayson #stephanie brown #tim drake robin #td:r

[lorena-art]

This picture was so damn funny I couldn't help but turn it into a Timbern meme hahaha. We all enjoy Bernard getting along and holding hands with all of Tim's suitors/ex-partners. But what if not? and if Bernard can't help but simply rub it in the faces of all those who claim Tim, rub that he is HIS. I just imagine that he posts a photo like this on Twitter (with Tim in civilian clothes obviously) and willingly bathes in the rain of jealous hate from everyone hahahaha. Tim allows those games because he is harmless/fun so far and he likes Bernard to be possessive.

#my art #lorena-art #red robin #tim drake #dc #bernard dowd #robin tim drake #timber #tim x bernard #Timbern #timbern #robin iii

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

Post identity reveal, Tim explains his friendship with Kon to Bernard and Bern is just sitting there like "Tim, you're telling me that I was your bi awakening?????" and Tim is just like "Yeah :)" because Bernard makes him happy and makes him feel safe.

And then Tim talks about how he tried to clone Kon so he could have one piece of stability in his life even if it would never be the same as Kon because it would be enough.

Bern just sitting there like "Tim, sweetie. My light, my sun and moon and stars. You're so fucking stupid."

and Tim's like "Sorry?" and Bernard is like. already taking his shirt off to kiss Tim.

Tim is taking his shirt off to take Bernard's shirt.

Kon has been with them this entire time.

#timber #deffo a tim has two hands situation soooo #timberkon #tim has two hands but bart got there to hold his other hand first sorry kon you're too slow #core four polycule plus bern and whoever else the core four are dating i only keep up with tim #tim drake #bernard dowd #conner kent #kon el

[ktkat99]

Kon, showing up at the manor holding a bale of hay in one hand and Bernard in the other- Tim, you've got to start checking your texts for autocorrect. That last one you sent me said 'can you come over and bring some gay?' I'm assuming you meant hay but I brought Bernard just in case

Tim, who just wanted some help with the damn cow his father and brother decided to bring home-..?

Bernard- Hi!

#batman #tim drake #red robin #kon el #bernard dowd #superboy #timberkon #batfam incorrect quotes #source: youtube

[introspectivememories]

literally can't stop thinking about mafia!bernard and police informant!tim

it got too long for the tags

bear's in the mafia for whatever reason

and tim is part of a police team called idfk the bats

anyway bear's mafia is getting too big and they need sm1 on the inside. enter tim.

tim is a police legacy. his dad was a policeman and so was his father's father and on it goes

and he might've made it onto captain wayne's team but he's desperate to prove to the force that he's not a fuckin nepo baby

so he takes the job. enter bernard who only meets tim after he's been on the mission for a year now.

bear quickly takes a liking to this new recruit who's efficient and smart and has the tiniest waist he's ever seen.

and tim goes along with this liking cause hey information from the top will be more valuable right?

and they fall into this fuckbuddies relationship that quickly becomes way more. because like fuck bear looks at tim like he's worth smth

like he's more than what his parents have set out for him. like he's somebody. like he loves tim for tim. and not for what tim can do for him.

and fuck he loves bear and his smiles. the way his eyes crinkle and his gums show. he loves the way bear looks with a gun in his hands and he knows that's fucked up but the first time he saw bear with a gun in his hands and blood splattered across his face he had to actively stop himself from jumping bear in front of the mafia. and no matter how rough bear is when he's on the field he always caresses tim's cheeks with a softness tim didn't know was possible

and fuck his dick is massive and it's really not helping tim's feelings. and he knows he's compromised and fuck cpt. wayne probs knows too

but shit bear holds him like he's precious. bear looks at him like he loves him. bear twines their bodies together like he'll die if they part

bear whispers sweet nothings into his ears as they fall asleep and it'll break him when he has to give bear up but he's always been selfish

he'll keep this for as long as he can. (please lord let him have this.)

and on bear's end he really only becomes interested in this new recruit when he watches the boy deliver 10 backhanded compliments in a row

and nobody pick up on it. it takes 3 months before bear figures out that tim's a spy and still he keeps seeing him

bc it doesn't matter that tim'll be his downfall. it doesnt matter that tim doesnt really love him or care about him. that it's only a mission for tim bc tim is the best thing bear's life.

he is the sun to bear's moon. the first word on his lips when he wakes up and the last when he goes to sleep.

and he loves every version of tim -- when he's caustic and biting, when he's blissed out in bed covered in the marks bernard left, when he's laughing, when he's crying

every version on tim is a version he likes. and one of these days, his pretty bird is going to have to leave their nest but at least bear can hold tim until then

at least bear can press promises into his thighs. at least he can whisper his devotion into the crook of tim's neck. at least he can leave marks on tim -- lovebites on his neck, handprints on his thighs and hips -- a tapestry that says "i was here. and i loved him. i love him and i am here."

but until that day comes, bear will work on quitting smoking and turning his favorite safehouse into a home for them.

(please lord, just let him have this. just let him have tim.)

#honestly if i was to sum up this au in one sentence it'd be #'dick so good you'd let them commit war crimes' #he quits smoking cause his baby has no spleen. tim nearly cries when he hears that #bear always kisses tim before he leaves in 3s. one to the forehead. one to both cheeks. and one to his lips. #the first time tim says 'welcome home!' to bear he has to take 3 business days to recover #the first time bear comes over to money-laundering coffee shop front tim's been assigned to with a bouquet of flowers tim spends the rest #week giggling to himself. also tim and bear get relentlessly teased by their coworkers. #and when all is said and done and the mission comes to an end and tim has to arrest bear he does it with a tremble in his hands and tears #in his eyes. and bear's eyes are so sad almost mournful with the way they look at him in his police uniform #'hey pretty baby. here to lock me up at last?' bear asks #'you knew?' tim whispers. bear nods slowly like doing it any faster will spook tim off. the hand holding his gun trembles. #'then why-' #'why do you think tim?' bear responds quietly 'i love you.' #tim chokes on his sob. 'i did too y'know. i do too.' #bear smiles sadly 'but the job comes first right?' #and tim has nothing to say to that. tim loves bear and bear loves tim and it's not enough. maybe it was never enough. #anyway #how yall doin #i'm so normal about them i swear #bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber #dc

[connorsbonez]

Stalkers and Cryptids: Incorrect Quotes

Sleep deprived Danny, propping himself up on his elbows: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Bernard, not even bothering with sitting up: I’m an ‘I’m not paying 600 dollars for photoshop’ pirate.

•••

Wes: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t

Danny, looking at Wes: Yeah.. but y’know what’s more beautiful?

Wes and Danny in unison: Tim.

•••

Bernard, who’s more upset that he wasn’t there: How could the three of you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?

Wes:

Tim:

Danny: Not to brag, but it didn't even take us the whole afternoon!

•••

Wes: I hate physical contact. I never let anyone touch me other than when strictly necessary.

Danny: You are literally holding mine and Tim’s hands??

Wes: That’s considered necessary. 🙄

•••

Wes: It says “beat three eggs”.

Tim, sleep deprived as hell: …Maybe it means like- punching them?

Danny: Oooooh.

Bernard:

Bernard, holding up a whisk: The three of you, get out of my kitchen.

•••

Wes, fuming: You're both on thin ice.

Danny, trying to hide his smile: I'm on the floor.

Wes: It's an expression, dumbass

Bernard, looking down: It's a carpet.

•••

Tim, still in bed: So, about this party we have to go to tonight... Can you suggest some conversation stoppers?

Wes, checking his things: You mean conversation starters, right?

Bernard, busy choosing his outfit: No, he doesn't.

•••

Bernard, after a dentist visit: I can’t feel my lips … maybe you can feel them for me? 😉

Danny, flustered: … hmm?!?!

Wes: *grabs Bernard and makes out with him*

•••

Danny: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Tim, blushing: Okay

Wes: It's fucking summer???

•••

Danny, stroking Tim’s hair: You're so cute and hot.

Tim, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.

Wes, snuggling Tim: and I would help.

Danny, lovingly: I know.

•••

Wes: I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Bernard: Danny, please, you will die...

Danny: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. It's okay!

•••

Wes: I need to apologise to Bernard for roasting him brutally all day.

Danny: What?! Why did you even do that?

Wes, sulking: I was just trying to flirt...

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dp x dc prompt #crossover #dpxdc #danny fenton #dcxdp #bernard dowd #tim drake #timothy drake #wes weston #stalkers and cryptids

[cobbleztone]

I got a dc Headcanon:

Lex Luthor makes a nasty remark about Tim Dating Bernard on twitter, so all the bats show up to a Gala that Lex will be at, but they all brought a gay partner/friend as a plus one

Dick brings his gay best friend/male lover Wally West (he is dating Kori and Wally, he has two hands) and makes certain to flirt with him whenever Lex is in earshot

Jason brings his husband Roy and their daughter Lian and makes certain to kiss Roy whenever Lex is near

Tim brings Bernard and Kon for obvious reasons

Damien brings his best friend Jon, and they both wear pride flag ties

Cass and Stephanie go as a couple and are holding hands all night

Bruce invites Oliver Queen, and both wear pride flag capes to the event

Reporters Clark Kent and Lois Lane attend and wear Bisexual flag ties

Lex shortly after makes a statement that his Twitter account was hacked and that he is very pro lgbtq and he changes his Twitter icon to a rainbow for a year

#lex luthor #dc comics #damien wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #bernard dowd #konner kent #headcanon #koriand'r #roy harper #jon kent #clark kent #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #lois lane #oliver queen #lian harper #wally west #fuck homophobia

[yeetus-feetus]

incorrect quotes (pt9)

Kon: Tim, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Tim, naked in Kon's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Kon, already taking off his clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

-

Bernard and Kon playing minecraft Bernard: Oh no, oh no, oh no- Kon: What’s wrong? Bernard: I did a thing. Kon: You regret the thing you dID- Bernard: screams Kon: What the fuck did you do- sees mass of aggravated Piglin Damn it- Bernard: screams again

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Bernard: yawns Kon: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Bernard: Then you must be exhausted. Tim: Will you two shut up? I'm trying to hack into the security.

-

Bernard: Wow, Tim, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Tim: We literally slept together yesterday. Bernard: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

-

Stephanie: I like your top, Tim! Kon: I have a name, you know. Tim: sighs Why. Why are you like this.

-

Kon: Is this your plan B? Tim: Technically, this is plan P. Kon: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Tim: Yes, but I marry Bernard in plan M. Bernard: I like plan M.

#dc #tim drake #kon el kent #red robin #superboy #bernard dowd #timberkon #timkon #konbern #timbern #stephanie brown #polyamory #incorrect quotes