WHAT’S YOUR UNDERLYING MOTIF ?
THE ORANGE. whether it’s your sweet nature, breakaway cover, or your natural displays of intimacy, you have the undercurrent of the orange. a love language in itself, your nature makes others want to take a bite and enjoy the tang that you leave behind with your laughter. you remind others of a summer day, hot air, long nights, always hopeful you’ll never go away. in her poem “the orange” by wendy cope she said “i peeled it and shared it with robert and dave, they had quarters and i had a half” you’re generous and have much to give. she also said “this is peace and contentment, it’s new” well i say, it’s you.
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hey, that’s not nice. you guys better go apologize to Hotch or no recess for you tomorrow.
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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
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I imagine the Foxes watching a horror movie and Neil randomly going "that's not what happens when you gut a man." in the middle of a gore scene. Just completely blank-faced.
And then he's confused why the others are looking at him weird instead of watching the movie.
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criminal minds convos that made me laugh
*bau trying to get into a poker game to catch the unsub*
jj: hey, hotch. any luck?
hotch: no. they still don't want to allocate funds for the buy-in. i'm still working on it.
rossi: well, i can't imagine why not. we're only asking for $50,000 of taxpayer money so fbi agents can play texas hold em'
emily: hey, what about you, rossi?
rossi: what about me?
emily: you could stake us the buy-in
spencer: yeah, you're a best-selling author!
rossi: no.
emily: why not?
rossi: one, it's against regulations, and i'd like to hold onto this job for a little while longer
jj, interrupting: it's a minor administrative violation
rossi, unphased: and two, i prefer to spend my money on actual things, like single-malt scotch, a fine cigar, beautiful artwork
emily: poker chips are things!
reid: maybe just think of it as like a new experience. i mean, at your age, how often does that happen?
rossi: at my what
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