#ah what a little guy im glad he did so well

[faunandfloraas]

My legs felt weak after I came down from the pitch. I was so nervous that I couldn't actually see anything except the mound but compared to other players, I threw the ball as I had practiced and it went straight down the middle! It felt so good ㅎ Team Korea hwaiting! LA Dodgers hwaiting! Thank you!

#he's too cute- saying thanks in korean and english at the end was sweet #ah what a little guy im glad he did so well #a great memory to have! #kim seungmin #stray kids #bystay #staydaily #jesskz #skz #skzedit #skz gifs #createskz #stray kids gifs #seungminsource #seungmin edit #seungmin's first pitch #🐶

[clandestineloki]

miguel o'hara x shy crybaby housewife!reader

cw: non-graphic mentions of violence, suggestive bit at the end lmk if u want an nsfw of this!!

ok but imagine shy lil missus o'hara who's a stay at home wife while miguel goes off to either alchemax or to fight some bad guys

and miguel comes home stressed all the time but just a touch of her hand on his shoulder grounds him after all that fighting

and miguel is tired but happy, grateful for his little love taking such good care of him :)) giving you a forehead kiss before he goes off to the bathroom, settling in the perfectly warm bath prepared for him before indulging in his little wife's amazing cooking 

but one night when he comes home a little bit more tense than usual

she's very tense

she's heard him yelling at his subordinates over the phone and yelling at dumb-ass cops who get in the way of him stopping some thief

and while miguel has always been soft and kind and gentle with her, she's scared that she'll accidentally do something wrong :((

so miguel walks past her, exhausted, and almost smiles at the smell of dinner

no forehead kiss for her :(( poor baby

sitting at the dining table head in his hands as he mumbles about not getting the chance to grab a snack, let alone a break in spanish

and she knows he's hungry, but she knows his whole body will be aching if he doesn't take a bath to regulate his body temperature

but poor baby doesn't know how to say it without him possibly snapping at her :((

she's standing on the other side of the table nervously fidgeting with the dish towel and finding the right words to say

"y-you... you gotta t-take a bath f-first..."

miguel sighs into his hands. "i know, but im really hungry, cariño..."

"b-but... if you don't... you'll be s-sore..."

he looks up, brows furrowing. "what?"

he was genuinely confused why you seemed so scared of him, but his voice came out a bit more bluntly than he meant it to.

your eyes widen and you look down. "n-nothing," you mumble, tears beginning to well up in your eyes. "sorry."

"hey, hey, baby..." miguel stands up, walking over to you and pulling you into his arms. "what's wrong? did i say something?"

"no..." you sniffle, "jus thought i made you mad..."

"no, no, no, i'm not mad," he kisses all over u: your teary eyes, your wobbling lips, your forehead, the tip of ur nose

miguel kisses you deeply and then hugs you close to him. "im not mad, i promise. i'm just so so tired and hungry and the food smelled so good i'm gonna die if i don't get to taste it," he whispers, laughing when you giggle at his declaration.

"the bath can wait," he caresses your cheek with his hand.

"b-but you're gonna get cramps tomorrow if-"

he cuts you off with a big smooch to your face. "it doesn't matter. im staying home tomorrow."

"wh-what?!" you look up at him as he sits down, pulling you into his lap. "but you have work- and- and you're spiderman- and-"

he shakes his head, running his fingers through your hair.

"i'm your husband first, and all that other shit second."

miguel sighs, pulling you closer.

"i know i haven't been taking care of you the way i should be."

before you can interject about how he's doing so much already, he presses a finger against your lips.

"ssh. and alchemax and the cops don't really give a shit about me, can probably last every other day without me there. they'd probably have a field day without this jackass there," he chuckles. "but you, baby, i need to return the favor- ah, ah! let me finish, gatita- return the favor for keeping this place a safe space for me."

a kiss here, a kiss there. "entiendes?"

you nod, hugging him. "just glad you're home," you mumble, nuzzling into his neck.

he spends the rest of that hour enjoying the food you made for him while also feeding you and rattling all about the thugs he stopped that day.

then he pulls you into the bath with him, despite your protests, and laughs as he splashes you with the soapy water, making you squeal and threaten to spray him with the shower nozzle

then the two of you dry up and snuggle in bed, not bothering to put on any clothes. miguel smiles down at you and you smile up at him, before he rolls you on your back and crawls over you to make the sweetest yet roughest love to show you just how thankful he is for having a sweet lil thing like u to come home to <3

(part 2 is here~)

#astv miguel #miguel spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara smut #miguel o'hara x reader #soft dom miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara smut #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara fluff

[landograndprix]

woman ✾ l.n - vii

❧ you love max, you really do but your little brother has been getting more on your nerves each day as he tries to set you up with one of his friends.

❧ love, hate and jealousy.

❧ and then I said, let's make Charles the villain 🥰 this is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️

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y/nverstappen right mate, what's all this then? 🇬🇧

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norrizz babe, do you love a London boy?

bott_ass asking questions we know the answer to already 😔

norrizz yeah but I need her to confirm it before I go mental about them 😔

landoscar it's okay girl, tag your man

y/nverstappenfan looks like you're having fun!

lnlando 🤮

norry4 my guy lando is getting fed

hamilt44n he's getting that wife treatment without her being his wife 😂

norry4 good dick will do that to a woman

hamilt44n true true, we know man's is packing so lucky girl she is 😏

sharl16 wonder who she's with..

daiseeeey go hang out with people you own age lmfao what

lewlew did you go to highgate, met all of his best mates?

carlandooo they probably enjoyed nights in Brixton and shoreditch in the afternoon :)

y/nverstappen babe, don't threaten me with a good time

lewlew Y/n a certified swiftie?!

julieeeexo what is happening in these comments?! 😂

landoooo4 leave lando alone pls.

irisxo get your ass back home, I need my private chef back.

missusnorris I'll give you all my savings if you leave lando alone

landonorris it's mint in here

y/nverstappen innit?

grussell this feels a lot like mocking the brittish 😂

charles_16 I mean she's dating one, she's got the right to do so 👀

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y/nverstappen zandvoort prep 🍊

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lanlan mclaren orange 🥰

notnorriss girl or orange because she's Dutch, max is Dutch, it's the Dutch gp? 💀

norrizz lando being in Amsterdam and posting about stroopwafels on his story, y/n living in Amsterdam and posting a picture of stroopwafels??

redbullracing zamdvoort ready! 🍊

norry4 loving your vibes lately! 😍

hannahh was lovely meeting you guys last night!

landosainzz where did you meet her?? I was out in Amsterdam too

hannahh they had dinner in the restaurant I work at

landosainzz was lando there too? 👀

hannahh yep and a lot of others as well

landosainzz girl spill the tea!!

hannahh no lmao why would I, leave them alone 💀

landonorris my favorite stroopwafel 🍪

y/nverstappen that's a chocolate chip cookie

landonorris they don't have a stroopwafel emoji you muppet

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chilisainz missusnorrizz stfu they're cute

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y/nverstappen tough day at the office.

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bott_ass you did not! 😭

hamilt44n y/n, bullying these men is so mean...do it again 😏

oscarpiastri thanks for the reminder, I really needed it

y/nverstappen I know, I'll send it again next week!

oscarpiastri ah, I will be looking forwards to it!

charloss im glad y/n adopted the rookies this year 😭

maxmaxmax THE CHRISTIAN ONE 💀

norry4 babes we know these men are alright, how are you doing?!

sainzcahlos zandvoort, you we're a curse, I'll see you next year!! 😭

norriizlan lando made it to the instagram posts..

norrizz so did Charles, Logan, Oscar and Daniel..what's your point?

maxemillian girl are you still alive? I figured your dad would've killed you by now with the staggers he's been sending your way all day long..

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Woman taglist @hockeyboysarehot @starwarssavy23 @be-your-coffee-pot @thecubanator2 @ironmaiden1313 @hanniesdawn @leclercdream @alexandralibbre @elliegrey2803 @watersquirtpewpewboomm @whoreks @cha-hot @sunny44 @roseseraj @goldenharrysworld @18754389 @graciewrote

Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie @pretty-little-bunny382728

Lando taglist: @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2

#lando norris x reader #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x you #lando norris x oc #lando norris #lando norris fanfic #lando norris smau #lando norris au #lando x reader #f1 x reader

[w3irdo666]

LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS

PART 1/PART 2/ PART 3

Lucifer Morningstar x reader

(Im too lazy to make letter count-)

Warnings: none i guess

Notes: haiii guys!! I am very glad you liked part 1!! Enjoy!!

The visit to his daughter went... a little differently than Lucifer expected. But still, he established a relationship with his daughter, what he had wanted for so long happened. He arranged a meeting for Charlie with the angels, although he was not sure of the productivity of this meeting. All Well, they didn’t hear him...they probably won’t hear her either. Lucifer sighed and shook his head, as if clearing himself of bad thoughts.Still, perhaps she will succeed, but still he was not sure.Returning back to his home, Lucifer looked in the mirror. In front of him he saw a tired guy, with a slight, sad smile on his lips..

"aaaand....You can open your eyes!" Lucifer removed his hands from his eyes. He froze for a second at the beauty of the scenery. The cool wind blew lightly, making the leaves of the trees rustle. The singing of birds added to the calming atmosphere. He sat on the grass, a river could be seen nearby. The sun shone brightly, making the water sparkle “Wow.” ..This...is very beautiful." Lucifer said, overwhelmed by the beauty. The girl grinned, her voice sounded like a magnificent melody...Lucifer shifted his gaze from nature to the girl. Her soft smile made his heart flutter Oh, how beautiful her hair was, with which the wind gently played. Her eyes, full of kindness and warmth, looked at him.The girl approached the man and sat down next to him. Oh, how graceful her movements were. "I'm glad you like it...It's pretty quiet here, yeah?"

Lucifer blinked, coming to reality. He looked down sadly. Ah, y/n, why can’t I forget you..

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The princess of hell followed the archangel Sera and admired the views of heaven. Vaggie walked next to her, feeling uncomfortable in this place.

"Vaggie, Vaggie, it's very beautiful here, isn't it?" The girl's joyful voice sounded bright, as if a small child had seen something new.

"Yes, it's... good." Vaggie's gaze shifted from Charlie to the archangel, who was slowly approaching them.

“Sera, wait.” The woman's calm voice rang out. She looked so gorgeous that it felt like just looking at her was a terrible sin. Sera stopped and looked at the archangel. "Yes? Do you want something?" Sera had a small, soft smile on her face, but in her eyes you could see a slight irritation that someone had interrupted her plan of action. The unknown girl looked at Charlie. Her eyes widened slightly, as if she understood something. Charlie felt slightly uncomfortable, feeling the gaze of the girl.Woman moved her gaze to Sera.

"Who are these girls?"

“These are from hell. There is an important meeting today, have you forgotten?”

The unknown woman's gaze shifted back to Charlie and Vaggie.

"Can I...take them away for a while?"

Vaggie was alarmed by this. She took a step closer to Charlie. Sera sighed. "Only for a few minutes." The unknown Archangel smiled. "Thank you, Sera, will you leave us?"

“Yes. Just take them to their temporary room after.”

After these words, Seraphim left, leaving the two girls with an unknown angel. "Who are you? Why do you want to talk to us" Vaggie asked.Her voice sounded slightly hostile, but this did not bother the angel in any way. Her gaze was riveted on the girl in the red suit. "Darling...are you by any chance the daughter of...Lucifer...?" Charlie was surprised. "Yes, I'm his daughter. Why are you-" Vaggie interrupted her girlfriend. "Answer my question. Who.are.you." Vaggie's tone of voice was passive aggressive.The Archangel sighed, it was a slightly sad sigh, but there was a kind, motherly smile on her face.

"My name is y/n."

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"Wha- no, it can't be-..Wait, is it really you?!" The girl's surprised voice reflected from the walls of the room which they recently arrived at.She walked from side to side. "Wait, is that really you?!" You chuckled slightly, your beautiful, graceful wings twitching slightly. “Yes, it’s me...” You smiled softly. Vaggie stood leaning against the wall. She looked at you in disbelief. "Charlie, can you tell me who it is?" Vaggie told her girlfriend in a slightly rough voice.Charlie turned to Vaggie, her face a porn of joy and surprise. “Vaggie, this is y/n! This is the same archangel that my father always talked about!"

You felt your cheeks turn red. Lucifer...still remembered you?Vaggie's face turned from annoyed to surprised. "Wait...are you serious?"

"So.... how's he?"

Charlie hesitated for a while. Actually...she didn't know. She didn't communicate with him for a long time.Only recently he visited her...

"Well...he's...okay!" You noticed a little hesitation in Charlie's voice, but decided to ignore it. You couldn't believe your eyes and ears. Charlie. Lucifer's daughter is standing right in front of you. This little ray of sunshine..You sighed and looked at your watch. "Okay, forgive me, but I need to go now..."

"but can't you stay at least little more?I want to know more about you!"

"Sorry darling, we will meet at the meeting" you smiled softly and waving goodbye, walked out.Walking along the corridor, memories came to your mind... Oh, Lucifer... Just his name alone already made your heart beat faster..

"Hey, y/n! I'm sorry i am late-" Lucifer bumped into you, causing you two fall on the ground.He quickly became concerned. "Gosh, i am sorry, i-i didn't-" Your sweet laugh interrupted him.It was as a relief for him. "Luci, dont worry, everything is ok!" He noded.But only now he understood how close he is to you.He felt his heart beat faster and his face redden.He quickly stood up and offered you hand to stood up.You chuckled at his blushing face and took his hand.You stood up with his help. "sorry again, i-i.... didn't want it happen.." Ah, how cute he looked, embarrassed by such small, unimportant things...

Notes: Phew, i done this part!!! I hope you enjoyed!! Sorry that it took for me so long to write it. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) I'm just not sure if you would like it...

#hazbin hotel lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel

[sku11s1asher]

hi! i loved what you wrote for my request 😭 it was so cute, i didn't really specify it bc i forgot but yeah u did it amazing <33

and yeah u can totally make a part 2! actually i was thinking about it bc i can imagine a meeting between furina and the natlan archon while neuvi and reader are just giving glances to eachother 😭 reader looking like a total meanace but in his mind like "damn he's handsome" almost burning his cheeks and the seat lmao

neuvillette x m! reader (part 1)

note: ngl i feel like i do good at posting then smth with school pops up and i don’t post for like a month.. sorry y’all. also please tell me im not the only one who’s been on and off sick for the past month, rn i have a runny nose and a sore throat AGAIN. i just got over that like, barely 2 weeks ago.

tw: y/n is a bit of a weirdo with his thoughts since he doesn’t understand anything w/ love, internal homophobia (not really but kinda?), y/n is all over the place

After centuries of fighting, killing, and not showing emotions to anyone, all that can end because of a guy with beautiful long hair. The more y/n thinks about it, the more embarrassed he gets. He’s known for being a fearless and intimidating warrior, just for that whole facade to disappear just over a man out of all things.

This whole scenario came into place because his nation archon just had to have a meeting with Fontaine's archon, Furina, at least y/n thinks that’s her name. The meeting consisted of figuring out how to make the justice system within Natlan better and a way to make transportation easier between the two nations. y/n didn’t pay attention to the little details, he was only there to ‘protect’ his archon and make sure things went smoothly.

However, he didn’t realize that the other archon would be bringing a guest with her until a day before the meeting. It did tick y/n off a little bit that he would get notified so late but does it really matter? All y/n is doing is protecting and making sure everything doesn’t go south.

Well, it did go a bit south, as soon as Furina's guest arrived, y/n's mouth went dry. That man did things to him that he didn’t even know could happen. Maybe it was the long hair on the other man that made y/n feel warm inside, it definitely couldn’t have been the slight scent he had. No, definitely not.

Okay, y/n takes that back, he feels like he’s getting intoxicated by the proximity of the other male. It wasn’t hard to figure out that the guest, was a dragon, all it took was a quick look and a secret deep breath to figure it out. He had it figured out, his body wasn’t used to being by another dragon, and he hadn’t seen one in what, centuries? This feeling would go away in maybe 20 minutes, hopefully.

20 minutes later and y/n feels like he’s going to light the whole place on fire. His whole body feels like it’s melting, and to no one’s surprise, it’s all due to the long-haired man in front of him. The stranger might genuinely be the hottest person y/n has ever seen in his entire life. That long hair makes y/n want to run his fingers through it, maybe brush it, but that might be a bit too much to think about.

Once y/n saw the man look at him, he quickly looked away, how embarrassing.. he got caught staring hardcore. He took a deep breath before listening back into the conversation, “Ah, yes, I suppose it would do both nations good to do something like that. Maybe combining a bit of power.” the lovey talk of archons, always talking about power; like it’s the only thing that matters to them.

Power is important though, y/n is in the position he’s in right now because of how powerful he is. In complete honesty, he’s probably too powerful for his own good, only knowing how to use it to protect his nation from people deemed as enemies; even if they aren’t in the public eye. Power rules everything at the end of the day, nothing can function without power.

The more he listens into the conversation, the more he realizes he was glad he was never born as an archon; he’s been around one most of his life and it’s always been boring. Listening in did provide small details though, like the mysterious man’s name.

While y/n was somewhat able to keep his focus off of the other dragon in the room, he managed to not burn anything. But, he had a feeling his archon caught on as they gave him a questionable look; it was a very subtle one that only he could catch onto but it was obvious they knew something. Nothing is going on though, right? The man can’t help it if he gets a bit flustered whenever he remembers Neuvillette is near him.

Gosh, y/n probably looks like a blushed teenager who just confessed to his crush. Well, he at least thought he did. To everyone else though, he looked like he was on guard and was going to fight anyone who even took a step too close to his and the Natlan archon's bubble. y/ns hand accidentally gazed at the chair near him, which caused the leather to burn where his touch was. Good thing no one was looking, right?

y/n couldn’t wait any longer for this meeting to be over, his brain was thinking too many things while he was focusing on every single move everyone else did. It would be overwhelming for anyone who wasn’t trained and as skilled as he was, but that tiny overwhelming feeling didn’t compare to how fast his heart was beating. y/n hoped the other male couldn’t pick up how he was feeling, thankfully Fontaine's archon seemed to be happy with the deal she and the other archon came up with.

In Neuvillette's mind, he could tell that the fire dragon was on edge. He could also tell how much the dragon was staring at him, it was a little nerve-racking. Once Neuvillette caught a glance at the chair that was touched, it made him a bit surprised but he didn’t show it. Maybe he would talk to the other male after the meeting, for work-related things of course!

#genshin impact x male reader #neuvillette x male reader #gay #male reader #mlm #oneshot #genshin impact x reader #neuvillette x reader #reader is in love #request #fluff #first meeting #midshot #x male reader #genshin x male reader #neuvillette

[inuiiwonderland]

Twisted Captivity

Prologue

A/n: im so excited for this story and I can’t wait to write the first chapter! I tried to make the prologue look as interesting as possible but I think I failed💀😭

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“What’s this?” You asked your father as you stared at the paper in front of you curiously.

“Read it” You eyed him suspiciously before grabbing the paper in front of you and reading it.

Twisted raven

“Um…and what does this have to do with me?” Your father rolls his eyes before setting his cup of coffee down.

“A dear friend of mine owns that aquarium. Recently he told me about how a couple of his workers quit for some unknown reason and how he has to do extra work now” He says as he walks back to refill his cup.

“And so I told him that you might be interested in the job”

“You told him what?!” You ask. It’s not that you don’t want the job, you’re just confused and shocked about how your dad made you accept something without you knowing about it first.

“Let me finish” You huff before sitting back down.

“I told him that you wouldn’t mind since I know how much you love those little sea creatures”

“Not only sea creatures, but the whole ocean itself!”

“See what I mean” You rolled your eyes as you felt your face heat up.

“Anyways, this would be great for your little sea creature diary”

“Once again it’s my research journal dad”

“Same thing” You rest your head on the table as you continued scrolling through your phone.

“This job is perfect for you dear”

“Not only will you do something that you enjoy, the pay is also really good” He says as he walks over to the sink to throw his dirty cup in.

“Well that’s all I wanted to tell you! Thank you so much for letting me come over dear”

“You sound like I don’t allow you in my house”

“Because you don’t!” You chuckle before getting up and giving your dad a hug.

“Bye! Tell mom I said hi and that you guys should come over for dinner when you’re free”

“Of course! Now please do think about it! I can’t stand him whining any longer” He says as he rubs his temple.

“I will. Thanks dad”

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“Ah! You must be y/n right?” You nod your head as the man with the crow mask shakes your hand.

“Oh I’m so glad you came! I was getting worried for a second thinking you might’ve changed your mind!”

“And then I would’ve have to take care of those ungrateful brats!” You just stood there awkwardly as he whispered to himself.

This is my new boss?

“Oh! How rude of me! My name is Crowley! I am the founder and owner of twisted raven!”

“It’s a pleasure meeting you Mr. Crowley”

“Pleasure meeting you to Ms. L/n! But you can just call me Crowley! No need for the formalities”

“Ah okay”

“Now follow me!” The man quickly turns around before walking away. You quickly follow suit.

“Your father told me you’re a researcher”

“Ah yes something like that”

“Great! Then I think you will definitely like it here! Perfect for the job already”

“What was that?”

“Nothing!”

Weird…he sure likes to mumble things

“All the sea animals and creatures we have here are very different from one another! Some may be aggressive while others are not. Some poisonous and some not! So do be careful when you handle them”

“We can’t have any more accidents”

“What was that last part?”

“Nothing important”

“Oh okay”

“Anyways! I would like for you to be in charge of feeding them and cleaning their tanks! I would also like it if you could write down anything that happens between you and the mers”

“We’ve been wanting to get more information about them but they’re just not cooperating with us!”

Your brows furrowed at that

What does he mean by mers?

“You will be in charge of group 3 while some of my other workers will take care of group 1 and 2”

You frown

Group 3? What does that even mean?

“Um…Mr- I mean Crowley…what do you mean by group 3?” He halts before turning around.

“What?”

You both stared at each other in confusion.

“Did your father not tell you?”

“Tell me what?” You asked. Now you were confused but also curious.

“What did your father tell you exactly y/n?”

“Erm- that you need workers and that this is an Aquarium?” You can see his eye twitch as he still had on that cheerful smile on his face.

“Oh”

“Did I say something wrong?”

“No no no….its just that-”

“This isn’t an aquarium”

“It’s a research facility”

“A what now?”

“Research Facility!”

“Oh”

“And I suppose he also didn’t tell you about the beautiful creatures we have here in this facility, correct?”

“Um…no?”

“Great! More work for me”

“Mm?”

“Nothing! Ah just follow me! I’ll show you what you will have to do!” You did as he says as you guys continued walking down the long hall.

This will be a long day

For both you and him

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Taglist: @ruisann @roseapov @0ffth3rec0rd @anunholyabomination

#inuiiwonderland🤍 #twisted wonderland #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere twst #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twst #twst x reader #twst third years x Reader #twst leona kingscholar #twst vil schoenheit #twst trey clover #twst lilia vanrouge #twst malleus draconia #twst cater diamond #twst rook hunt #twst idia shroud #twst x female reader #twisted wonderland x fem reader

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 dialogues with the earthrealm guys!

a/n: most of these are pre-made in my notes, i'm choosing the ones that are more broad rather than targeted towards my oc! i hope it's to your guy's liking!

some of these lines are flirtatious

reader being an assassin mentioned a few times

enjoy!

Johnny Cage:

you: you are the last man i would ever court.

johnny cage: sooo i have a chance

johnny cage: i'd be lying if i said i didn't wanna be dominated by a warrior

you: i think i'd rather just kill you instead

you: what does "finish me johnny" even mean?

johnny: ohoho, allow me to demonstrate, sweet thang

johnny: i don't think you realize how seriously i take competition

you: i can guess from how you almost cried when kung lao outsmarted you in poker three times

Kenshi Takahashi:

you: you ever been asked how many fingers was being held up?

kenshi: it seems you haven't met our world class comedian johnny cage

kenshi: you look like you have something to say.

you: i was just wondering how often you wash your blindfold

you: you make that blindfold work, takahashi

kenshi: though welcomed, flattery won't get me to go easy on you.

kenshi: i still can't believe there's billions of other timelines outside of this one.

you: believe it, i had to fight off a combo of you and scorpion, not pretty.

Kung Lao:

kung lao: don't you like...kill people for a living?

you: says the man with a hat that could easily slice through a crowd

kung lao: an assassin huh...you work for general shao?

you: i would rather gauge my eyes out with push pins

kung lao: i can see you staring at my dimples

you: i was actually looking at your pressure points, but whatever helps you sleep at night

you: normally i cheer you on, but im going to take you down this time

kung lao: hah, you are certainly welcome to try

Raiden:

raiden: is it so obvious...?

you: raiden, you literally smile ear to ear at the sound of kitana's name

you: "i am nervous" my ass

raiden: i'm glad you think so highly of me, but i really was!

raiden: loser has to pay the next check at madam bo's

you: i didn't know you had such money in your pockets, champion

you: what's with all the fine men wearing hats around this place?

raiden: i...wow, you've really managed to catch me off guard

Sub-Zero:

bi-han: your flattery is not welcomed here.

you: aw, i was just getting started too

you: you said you think i'm so hot and cool and sexy?!

bi-han: [groans dramatically and tiredly]

bi-han: not surprised you're on the wrong side.

you: i dunno, something about not fucking with an evil sorcerer that could kebab me if i breathed wrong helped me make up my mind

you: so i'm assuming a double date with kuai and harumi is off the table

bi-han: i was considering it until you uttered that traitor's name.

Scorpion:

you: where did "get over here" come from?

kuai: if i told you, i'd have to kill you.

kuai: how would you even like my hair if you've only seen it tied up?

you: i have a very sufficient imagination, kuai liang

you: ouch, that's one nasty scar

kuai: it gives me a story to tell my new clan, should they ever ask.

kuai: don't you dare say it...

you: ..."come here!"

Smoke:

tomas: is it true? you find me handsome?

you: what can i say, men in uniform have my heart

you: if i didn't know any better, i'd think you're flirting with me

tomas: well...uh...i'm not particularly good in this field...

tomas: your bravery knows no bounds, you really flirted with bi-han?!

you: ah...i may have shit my pants a little when he almost froze my head off the other day

you: johnny's right, you'd be great on the big screen

tomas: thats... thats really nice of you to say!

Liu Kang:

liu: before you ask, yes, it is possible you are also a keeper of time in another timeline.

you: now i wanna ask how many people bombarded with that question

you: so, what was i like in the last timeline?

liu: there's not enough time to explain, maybe after this. maybe.

liu: i would heavily advise against trying to court a god

you: what? me? trying to- you speak madness!

you: i have to know...was i styling in the previous timeline or no?

liu: not even i had the time think of things like this as a mortal.

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a/n: this is an experiment post, hopefully this has reach cause i miss posting on here😭

#mk1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #kung lao #sub zero #scorpion #bi han #kuai liang #smoke mk #tomas mk1 #liu kang #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat dialogues #dialogues #n3ptoonz

[msfeaths]

TUTOR

warnings : none

pairing : peter parker (mcu) x reader

summary : when peter parker simply fell in love with you...

a/n : make any requests you want ! i'll be glad to do them if i can :)

The first time Peter Parker ever saw you, it was mid-february, when you juste came in and sat in the same classroom as he was. Professor Harrington introduced you as a new student, giving his speech saying people had to be nice.

Oh Peter wanted to be nice with you. But he immediately thought he would never had a chance. Of course, your hair looked so smooth, you seemed brilliant, and after a while he noticed the way this cute dimple would show up any time you smiled.. You were so pretty to his eyes, even too good to be true.

But you sat next to this other guy. Obviously you just sat at the first seat you saw, not knowing anybody. But he started talking. He was much more a talkative person as Peter ever would be, much more popular but also much more an asshole. And you noticed that quickly. Peter knew you did, because he kept observing you any time he had the chance, and he saw the way you'd back up a little when this other guy would talk to your face. The way you avoided catching his sight. You did stay in his friends group though, and that's what Peter didn't understand.

He was just thinking about it, at lunch, while Ned was telling him about this new game he cracked yesterday. "Hey, are you even listening to me right now ?" he asked, turning his head in the same direction Peter had. "Ah, I see" , Ned kept going.

Peter would sometimes - pretty often - daydream about how would it be to date you. Would you agree to spend lunch time with him and Ned ? Go to his place ? To hold his hand in public ? Or even kiss him ?

"Why don't you go and talk to her ?" asked a girl who was sitting at the same table. MJ constantly watched as Peter was almost drooling on himself just by seeing you.

"W-What ? Why would I go-" he started before getting cut off. "Come on, not to me" she answered. "You've been addicted to {Y/N} since day one". Peter frowned, denying, but he knew this could never change her mind. "MJ's got a point, dude. And maybe you have a chance with {Y/N}, who knows !?" Ned said and his friend immediately looked around to see if anyone might have heard. "Shh Ned are you crazy ?? And don't say stupid things like that.. Both of you". "Whatever", MJ replied, "But it seems like she wouldn't say no if you asked her to try a new friends group. Her's pretty lame".

Peter slowly raised an eyebrow and looked back at you, to see you walking in his direction. He was wondering, what was happening ? Were you actually going towards him ? You met his eyes and gently smiled, not really knowing how to act with him.

"Hi" you started when you reached his table. Peter looked at Ned who was way more excited to see you talking to him. He elbowed him so he could answer you. "Hum, h-hi ?" "Can we do anything for you ? Can Peter do anything for you ?" Ned immediately asked to help his friend. MJ rolled her eyes just by hearing the conversation.

"Yeah, actually" you smiled. "Mr Harrington told me to talk to you... It seems like you've been chosen to be my tutor. Im Y/N, by the way". You didn't really like asking for this - even though you did not really choose it - but Peter immediately nodded, shyly but still. "Yeah -yes of course no problem !" he replied. "Great ! Thank you. We can meet later at the library ?" you proposed. "The library is closed this week, what a shame !! Though, you should go to Peter's. The.. Temperature is great there. You know, to work..." Ned tried to keep going, making you smirk a little bit. You noticed how Peter's eyes suddenly became wide and the red colouring his cheeks. "Oh, well if you don't mind... You know what ? Just text me later today" you gave him your number under his flabbergasted eyes. He nodded and you went to class after smiling at him one last time. It is probably that exact smile that made him realise how screwed he was.

Peter did text you later that day, sending you his address and how to get there from school. You suggested to join him there at 6:00pm to what he agreed.

You arrived in front if his flat in Queens and called him so he could open, and there you were, on his dining room table, tons of books spread out next to you both. He spent a whole hour explaining all the little details that were important in every chapter that you've missed. Good for him, you were a fast learner, something that made him like you even more. He would ask you some questions to check if you were following, and you always were. That kept going until his aunt came back home. "Hey Pete, I've been trying to reach you out for an hour now and you- oh", she smiled widely, "Hello. Excuse me I didn't know you had company", she said, looking at both of you in turn. "May this is Y/N", he said, hoping she wouldn't say anything embarrassing. "Hi, I'm sorry I hope I'm not bothering. Peter is helping me with all the things I've missed at school. I'm a new student".

"No of course it's no problem ! I am always glad to meet Pete's friends. You can even stay for dinner ! Just make sure to tell your parents" she added and didn't wait for your answer before going to another room.

"You don't have to" Peter said, "Stay for dinner, I mean. N-not that I don't want you to stay, I mean you- I don't mind if you stay. At all ! It's just- ugh - if you have anything else to do, don't feel forced to stay here". You smiled at him as an answer before adding "I'd be glad to stay, I don't have any important plans".

So there you were, sitting at the small kitchen table with Peter and his aunt who had just ordered food, since the dish she started had burnt. It was simply pizzas from this place you didn't know, but Peter assured you they were the best.

"There. Start with this one, Joe's an expert at it". And indeed, you were surprised by the amazing taste of this basic pizza. Dinner kept going, and May wanted to know more about you, much to Peter's despair, even though he was interested by anything you were saying.

"From what Peter told me, you quickly made a name for yourself at school. Do you move a lot ?" she asked. "Yeah, actually. I've moved like, 12 times because of my father's job. I repeated a grade because of it" you answered with a sad smile. "Wait you're a year older ?" Peter suddenly said. "Oh no, I skipped a grade in primary school, so it's like it never changed". Peter nodded "Must be hard, I mean, moving all the time".

You looked at him quite surprised. People usually thought you were lucky because you were able to travel and meet a lot of people. Thing is, when you move that much, you don't really have time to get used to the place and make real friends. And it seemed like Peter guessed that. You liked the fact that he wasn't superficial, like a lot of people. So you smiled slightly, letting the cute dimple that he liked make its appearance "Kind of. But it feels like im gonna stick around for a while, this time". And you might didn't know, but at this exact moment, Peter never had been more thrilled.

#peter parker x reader #peter parker #marvel #tom holland #tom peter parker #spiderman #love #falling in love #high school peter #peter x reader #peter parker x y/n #peter parker x you

[prettiestboyev]

FAN ( 4 ) coffee date

After posting your outfit of the day, you giggled at the comments your fans (or fandom name clouds!) left for you, looking away and back at your coach.

You were currently in vocal practice, yet texting Felix every single second of the day, excited for your little "date." Minsun sighed at this. "Lord, just go Y/N."

Your eyes light up. "Really?! Can I?!"

Minsun nodded, a giggle and chuckle coming from the other members as you grab your bag and waved at them, running out of the room.

You chose to walk there, since it was close, though having to stop every few seconds for a fan. Comes with being a famous idol.

Stepping foot at the café, you look around, finding Felix rather quickly as you sat down with him. Flashing a smile at him and he did aswell.

You were in the back of the café, so nobody really noticed you except the people who saw you when you walked in, but thankfully not one recognized you. At least not one with the balls to walk up to you.

"Hey." You said sweetly as he greeted you back. "I already ordered for us, so don't worry." He told you, as you look at him with curiousity. "Aha, what did you get me?"

"Your favorite." He said, in a jokingly romantic way. "Oh? How do you know my favorite?" You said, returning the energy back.

"Well, I watch your interviews, you know." You looked at him shocked. "You do?!" "Don't you watch ours?"

"Touché."

"Yong Bok!" The barista yelled.

He stood up, going to the counter and grabbing the drinks he had ordered beforehand. Setting them down, he started to talk with you again.

"So about that collab.."

A FEW HOURS LATER...

You laughed with him in the car. "Seriously? I never took Minho as the type of guy to do that." He shrugged. "You'd be quite shocked, honestly, and plus, I never took you as the type to be the same person on-camera."

Looking at him, though his eyes were fixated on the road, you tilted your head. "Really? Why?"

"Mostly because what happened at the ceremony a few days ago." You felt bad at the comment.

Stuttering, you let out, "ugh, again, I'm so sorry about that. I'm just glad you forgave me.", looking at the floor.

He chuckled. "It's fine, [nickname = n/n]."

Your eyes light up. "N/n?" You repeated.

"Ah- I'm sorry" He laughed. "I just usually refer to you as-" He was the one stuttering now.

You giggled at his state. "It's okay! If soo, can I call you lixie?" You said, as he giggled aswell.

"Sure, n/n."

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a/n would you guys believe me if i said i forgot about this ? if you said no, you're right. i was worrying my balls off all weekend about this story and ended up writing this SHIT but this also means skz and y/n are finally getting along yay! ><

also! self promo time! im working on a hyunjin fanfic so watch out for that :3

taglist @luvyeni @tenmii @jiisungllvr @xrvrqs @realrintaro

#fan ─ skz smau #skz au #skz fake texts #skz imagines #skz scenarios #idol!reader skz #skz x reader #skz x y/n #skz x you #skz #stray kids x y/n #stray kids smau #stray kids x you #stray kids x reader #stray kids

[factual-fantasy]

27 ASKS! :D FANK U! :}}} 💖

Ah! That I did. I mistook them for a bot.

Folks, you gotta put a unique profile picture of some kind and at least put in your bio "IM NOT A BOT!!-" If you have all the default stuff artists like me will assume you're a bot and just block you on sight :(

Sorry about that- I unblocked your friend. And thank you! I'm glad you like my stuff! :DD

Well,, Seam has some permeant injuries too. :( Such as his missing eye and the scars around his neck and wrists that will never fully heal..💔

Between sci-fi or fantasy? I thiiiink I prefer fantasy. XD And no its not just becuase of my name-

(Post in question)

Looking back I didn't illustrate it super well- it was intended to be something less earthy, yes. Not straight black though, It was supposed to be a really dark red. It seems black.? But anything it stains is stained red. And it was supposed to be rather thick compared to human blood.

If I ever draw it again, I'll be sure to get it to look right next time <XD

@khoiazo

@thesleepyteen1214

:DD Thank you! I'm glad you like it! :}}

Now as for Peso. I think its impossible for Peso and Barnacles to have met as kids- not only is there that age difference,, But I thought that polar bears are from the Arctic, and penguins are from the Antarctic. On the other side of the planet!

None the less- if they somehow met, I don't imagine much would happen other than them potentially becoming friends. :0 Kwazii sure ain't going anywhere, he's sticking with Barnacles family!

Oh man, if Bibi and the gang were real they'd all be screwed.😔 I don't have what it takes to take care of them properly in the real world-

I imagine that the Deltarune crew only really stay in worlds that seem safe. So if it looks safe? They'll stay. And probably not think too much about all the weird critters running around <XD

Not sure how the FNAF guys would react. A world where imaginary friends come to life seems impossible! They might think the imaginary friends are actually animatronics-

The princess quest game wasn't implemented into any of my AUs,, sorry! <:/

I've seen the game floating around, though I don't really know what its about. Also I heard whispers of a potential controversy..? Idk I'm a bit weary of the game <XD

If Freddy had a problem where he started hoarding lost kids after hours? That would be horrible for the kids.. but pretty slick for Vanessa.. 👀

Aww! That's so cute! I love all the different names! XD Having someone to man/assist in the cupcake factory would be really cool/useful as well! :DD

@beryl-shade

I was thinking that no one else in the group other than Frisk remembers. But Jevil? He.. had some kind of reaction to it.

Like when the reset occurred, Jevil had this horrible spike of anxiety and he broke out in a cold sweat and shakes. But before he could even process what was wrong, Frisk swooped in and saved Seams life. Right after he was saved, the shaking and sweating began to subside.. huh, strange..

(The second question was answered in the ask right above this one! :} )

In the comic that I was intending to draw- we would see little snip-bits of most everyone's reactions.

Jevil reacted how you'd expect.. he completely broke down. Screaming and wailing over Seams body..

Frisk froze at first, but then turned on her heel and sprinted into the woods in order to uh.. reset. No screaming, no panic. Just dead silent, sprinting into the woods..

Goner kid was freaking out so bad over Jevil screaming that when she saw Frisk run.. all she could think to do was run after her. So she did..

We don't see Grillby's face, but you can see his hand light up greenish/blue and his coat burst into flames as he realized Seam is dead..

River and Spamton weren't really meant to be seen on screen. But you can see Asgore physically become more misty/unstable when Jevil started screaming..

You know? Maybe for the sake of everyone it was better that I didn't end up drawing all that <XD 💔

No no, nothing about tombstones. The Easter egg lies in this panel.. 👀

@snickerdoodlezz

F.. FANK U,,, 💖🍽

Thank you so much!! :D

As for my brushes? I just use the standard pencil brush set to 3.0 for sketching and line art. And I use the standard pen tool for coloring! :}

@youlikwjazz004

I have seen a decent sized chunk of Adventure Time yes! Although I don't really know the story and I definitely don't know all the characters,,

But out of the characters I do know? It would have to be Simon Petrikov! ✨ With Jake as a close second. Aaaand maybe Prismo as a 3rd placer? I don't know him too much but his design slaps and he seems really chill 😎

(comic in question)

As Freddy explains, he (and the others) had a "bug" in his system. Which made his eyes purple. (Although he wasn't aware that they were purple-)

And after he crashed on stage they reset his system. Wiping the "bug" from his programming. Turning his eyes blue again :0

@storylover2

I imagine that what ever it tastes like depends on my mood. Lately its probably tasted like when you just brushed your teeth and you eat an orange 😖

Also please do not eat my noggin I need that to art-

@ocinstituterep

It's been a while since I've thought about them.. 🤔 If we're using the same formula as I did before.. (the stories of the real life cars are translated to the characters).. then that means some of them aren't doing so hot <XD

We've got a few break downs, some are still broken down. A few sold to better homes.. and a few new (very old) comers! Some are back on the road and some are still on the road when they probably shouldn't be <XD

All in all, I'd say they're doin ok :}

@beelze-juicee

:DDD THANK YOU!! And don't worry, I'm sure I'll come back to it every so often. Even though I'm a bit weary of this fandom.. I cant help but love the characters and want to draw them sometimes XD

(Kirby family in question)

<XD Sorry, no can do! I'm glad you like them! And thank you! But I'm afraid my blessings cannot be purchased.. <:/

@ninaandthegames

Yooo that is the coolest dog I have ever seen 😎

:D Thank you! And I'm not currently into any animes.. although there are some that I attempted to watch and liked for a while :0

Such as Kirby right back at ya and My hero academia! :0

@elegysonnet @willthemechanist (Post in question)

XD He's just embodying his spirit animal. A narwhal ✨🦄🐟✨

#my response #factual fam #octonauts #fnaf security breach #undertale #deltarune #transformer ocs

[miya-akane]

Hello I love your writing style (✿◠‿◠) and undead with a s/o that is related to any eden member of your choice

Undead with a s/o that is related to Ibara

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a/n:awh thank you anon! I'm glad you love my writing style since I'm a new writer after all~ sorry for taking too long to write your request 😭 I also choose ibara cause idk how to write others-

context:undead x ibara sibling! s/o

tw:none! (Probably very ooc-)

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❥ he would just know it

❥ i mean like ain't he's like 'knowledgeable vampire'?

❥ he may or may not have business with your brother before-

"(name) darling whose that on your phone? Why aren't you answering?"

"Oh it's just the idiot of my brother. He's probably asking me to do something again... "

"You mean Ibara right? He's your older brother, it's not good to ignore him."

"W-what? How do you know? I never told you my last name or something..."

"Fufufu~ You can't hide anything from this old vampire darling~"

❥ he's surprised at the very least

❥ why you never told him before? Don't you trust him?

❥ how did he know about this?

❥ well...

Ibara: "Kaoru-senpai! Could you give this lunchbox to (name) ? They left so early that they forgot to take their own lunch... "

"(name)? Oh okay. But what are your relationship with them? Don't you know they're mine?"

Ibara: "Im just doing my big brother duties... And of course i know you're their boyfriend. They talk about you a lot. "

"Big brother? Oh~ This is new. I'll make sure to pass this to them~"

❥ cue to him bugging you to tell him why you never told him this before

❥ oh my he is shocked

❥ like really shocked

❥ like what you mean that glasses freak is your older brother? (I wore glasses too-)

❥ how he know was kinda funny. It was on your date and you guys came across ibara

Ibara:"Ah! My little sibling! What are you doing here with this wolf?"

"Ugh Ibara. First of all, he's my boyfriend. Second of all, it's none of your business. And third of of all, it should be me asking why are YOU here."

"Huh?! He's your brother?! Hey glasses! They're right why are you here?! "

Ibara:"woah woah calm down both of you. I just taking a walk is that illegal?"

"Well it's illegal cause you're interrupting us! "

Ibara : "okay okay. I'll leave you two alone. But (name) make sure you come back home before 7 pm"

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

❥ he would the most calmest of them all(well second to rei)

❥ like totally chill about it

❥ how he knows? Well he accidentally read your full name and notice your family name is 'Saegusa'

❥ he won't bug you to tell him why you never told him this. He respect your privacy. But he will ask you one time. Just one time.

"(name) may I ask something?"

"Yes donis? What is it?"

"Is your brother is any chance is Ibara? Saegusa Ibara?"

"!!..Yes he is.. How do you know?"

"I noticed your full name while arranging somw documents. Why you never told me? You don't need to tell me the reason if you're uncomfortable of telling it"

"It's nothing really..! I'm just don't wanna people know like..would I be bombarded by his fans if told them I'm his little sibling?"

"Oh don't worry. I'll never let anything happened to you okay?

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notes:ahhh i hope it's not too bad.. I'm sorry I have no ideas on how to do this.. So take this with a grain of salt.. Undead is not my speciality 😭😭

#toya's #miyawrites #rei sakuma x reader #kaoru hakaze x reader #koga oogami x reader #adonis otogari x reader #undead #ensemble stars x reader #enstars x reader #enstars #ensemble stars #rei sakuma #kaoru hakaze #koga oogami #adonis otogari

[081314]

Sunset Savannah’s Tamashina-Mina – Episode 5

Following is my translation of Episode 5 of the Tamashina-Mina event. This concludes the event.

Spoilers after the cut!

Episode 5-1 (A few hours later)

Referee: The teams that will advance to the finals have now been decided: Night Raven College Team and Sunset Team!

Grim: Nyahaha! We finally made it! You guys did good!

Vil / Kalim / Lilia: ……..

Lilia: Why is Grim acting all hoity toity like he’s our coach or something?

Leona: You’re in the way, furball. Move.

Grim: Ack!

Kalim: Ah, it’s Leona. We were waiting for you! So how did we do this round?

Leona: Not bad. Ya’ll didn’t do anything reckless this time. I’ll be watching the finals up close by the arena so I can give you guys some pointers. It’ll be a huge pain in the ass if anybody finds out, but ya gotta break a few eggs if ya want to make an’ omelet, so.

Vil: Oh, so you managed to sneak away from the VIP area again? I feel like Kifaji-san would've stopped you.

Leona: I got Cheka all riled up and had ‘im distract Kifaji for me so I could slip away. ‘Cause he’s the kid’s chaperone an’ all.

Jack: Now that you mention it, I heard someone shouting, “Ojitan!” earlier….

Lilia: Kufufu. To use your cute little nephew like that. You’re such a bad man.

Leona: Listen, those guys are clearly fine with playin’ dirty. So I’m just gonna follow their lead and go at this seriously.

Lilia: I’m glad to hear it.

Leona: You guys have to win!

Vil / Kalim / Lilia: Yeah!

Jack: Man, they’re all fired up. They even got me shaking with excitement!

Vil: ……

Jack: Vil Senpai, please give it your best shot!

Vil: Yes, of course I will.

Referee: The final match will now begin. Will the players from both teams please proceed to the arena!

Leona: I decided on the order ya'll are gonna fight in. The guy they’re sending out first moves pretty fast, so I’m gonna have Lilia take him on since he can keep up with his speed. Soon as the match starts, you gotta kick it into high gear.

Lilia: Understood. I’ll be off, then.

Yuu: I’ll do a cheer for you!

Lilia: Excellent. Jack and Grim, you should join in, as well.

Jack: ….Huh? A cheer?

Referee: The first battle of the final match will now begin!

Sunset Team Member A: Let's go!

(Slam! Crash!)

Lilia: My, you’re not bad at all. As expected of an Imperial Guardsman. However, I can’t afford to lose this battle, either. Hmm, perhaps I’ll allow myself to get just a little bit serious for once.

Sunset Team Member A: Wha-…. His speed rivals that of even the Imperial Guard. This is no ordinary man…! J-Just who are you!?

Lilia: Kufufu. Why, I’m simply a member of the Night Raven College Team who came here to enjoy the festival.

Kalim: Lilia and his opponent are both amazing!

Vil: They are. They’re moving so fast my eyes can hardly keep up with them.

Sunset Team Member A: If I’m no match for your speed, then we’ll turn this into a battle of strength, instead! Haaaaa-!

Lilia: Hm? Oh, now he’s rushing at me. It’s time for my Special Lilia Attack!

Sunset Team Member A: Waaaaaah-!!

Kalim: You did it, Lilia!

Vil: There’s one win for us.

Lilia: ….Huh? Oh no!!

(Sparkles flash and the Sunset Team Member starts floating in the air)

Sunset Team Member A: W-What just happened? That guy sent me totally flying but I suddenly stopped midair?

Lilia: Thing is, I put in a wee bit too much strength into my throw and almost sent you crashing into the bleachers.

Sunset Team Member A: Wait a second…. Did you use magic to make me float!?

Lilia: Mm. If any of the audience members ended up getting injured, this whole tournament would be for naught. Festivals are for having fun, after all ♪

Sunset Team Member A: What incredible consideration… You have bested me, both in battle and otherwise. However….

Lilia: What, it was a great match! Kufufu.

Referee: Lilia is disqualified due to a foul! The victory goes to the Sunset Warrior Team!

Vil/ Kalim/ Jack/ Grim: Huh!???

Lilia: What? You have my word, I would never commit a- …Ah! T-That’s right, magic is forbidden in this game!

Leona: Liliaaa….! The hell were you thinkin’!!!

Vil: You really messed up in the endgame. There must’ve been something else you could have done that wouldn’t have required any magic.

Lilia: My apologies…. That was my mistake. I’m so accustomed to magic I used it without a second thought. Oh, how shameful of me…

Kalim: You don’t need to apologize so much, Lilia. I thought you were amazing! You were just trying to protect the audience, so it doesn’t matter how things turned out in the end. You’re a really great Sunset Warrior!

Leona: Yeah, yeah. Your kind words are bringin’ me to tears. C’mon, you need to think about what this means now. If you don’t get at least a draw, Kalim, it’s all over for us.

Kalim: Ah, that’s right.

Grim: …Yikes!! We’re done for!!!!

Lilia: D-Don’t say something like that! It’s bad luck!

Vil: But our chances of winning are slim. That’s just the fact of the matter.

Jack: Leona Senpai, do you have any plans up your sleeve!?

Leona: ….Just one.

Vil: It’s times like these where you actually do look reliable for once. Please give us the details.

Leona: The guy going up next is a huge fan of yours, Vil.

Jack / Lilia/ Vil: Huh?

Leona: That guy’s a prideful Imperial Guardsman. Even if he were to go up against Vil, he probably wouldn’t hold back. However… The more prepared somebody is, the more vulnerable they are to sneak attacks. When the match starts, we’ll have Vil call out to ‘im right before his eyes at the ringside. The moment he gets distracted, that’s when Kalim will come in and push him out the ring…. That’s our only option.

Grim: D-Dang that’s sneaky! Just what you’d expect from Leona!

Vil: I really don’t like getting used like this, but…. If you say it’s our only option….

Leona: Cool. You hear all that, Kalim? We just need ya to…

Kalim: But then we won’t be able to have an honest match, right? Everybody is trying their best here, and for me to be the only one who’ll get extra help like that…

Leona: This is a perfectly good strategy, Kalim. It's fine as long as ya win.

Kalim: But…. Jamil’s somewhere in those stands watching and…. I just want to fight using my own strength is all. Ah, it’s fine! I promise you I won’t lose!

(Kalim runs off to the arena)

Leona: Oi, come back here! …Dammit! He ran off without listenin’ to a word I said!!

Lilia: Hm. Kalim’s penchant for honesty has backfired on us…

Yuu: Try your best!

Leona: The problem here ain’t whether he tries or not!

Vil: ….I wonder if he’ll be able to pull off a draw.

Leona: He ain’t strong, and his battle instincts are crap. Out of the three of ya, he’s the least suited for this game. ….But he threw himself into practice more seriously than anybody else, and he’s definitely improved. The guys he’s going up against is gonna be a tough fight….. But all we can do now is gamble on whatever Kalim can bring to the table.

Jack: Y-Yeah. That’s right. Hard work pays off. I’m sure he’ll be able to figure something out.

Lilia: Honestly, as long as Vil is able to get that guy’s attention, we should be fine! No offense to Kalim.

Leona: Only thing is…

Jack: What now!? Is there something else we gotta worry about!?

Leona: ……..

Episode 5-2

Referee: Will the combatants from both teams please step into the arena!

Kalim: Okay!

Sunset Team Member B: ……..

Kalim: Huh? What’s up?

Sunset Team Member B: ….Heh. We told you guys before, didn’t we? We’ve got a secret weapon. Allow me to play our trump card now. We’ll be winning the tournament with this battle.

Grim / Jack / Vil/ Lilia: What did he just say!??

Leona: Tsch…. This is exactly what I was worryin’ about! I was gonna tell Kalim there’s no way those guys wouldn’t try an’ decide the tournament here and now, but…

Grim: Our odds weren’t looking good in the first place, and now they’re bringing out their secret weapon… Our goose is officially cooked!!!

Vil: It’s all over….!

Lilia: Leona…. Perhaps now would be a good time to contact the principal and ask him for permission to extend your stay here.

Leona: Shut up! I don’t care what anybody says, I ain’t doin’ the damn “Lessons of the Guardian”!

Sunset Team Member B: Take it away, Senpai!

Large man: Hell yeah! Gahahahah! It’s finally my turn!

Grim: Woah, that guy’s huge! And he looks super strong!

Vil: That man…. I’ve seen him somewhere before.

Kalim: Huh? You’re…

Large Man: Whazzat? Aah! It’s Kalim-sama!!!

Kalim: So it is you! You’re the bus driver from yesterday!

Large Man: Thanks to your help, Kalim-sama, I got a new bus and was able to get through work today without any issues. Now my family will be able to get along just fine…. Please, allow me to thank you again! You really are my family’s lifesaver, Kalim-sama!

Referee: B-Both of you, stop the chit-chatting! Let the battle begin!

Kalim: Oh, yeah. That’s right. We’re supposed to be playing Catch the Tail right now.

Large Man: Wait…. I’m going up against Kalim-sama?

Sunset Team Member B: Senpai! Don’t kick his butt too badly!

Large Man: ……I can’t do this. I owe him my life, I can’t just go fight him… This young man is the kindest and strongest person I’ve ever met. I can’t beat him! I give up!

NRC Students: HUUUH!?

Sunset Team Members: WHAAAAT!??

Referee: Y-You give up…. Okay, your forfeit is recognized! The victory goes to Kalim!

Kalim: Huh? Did I win? Hey, everybody! I did it! I won!!

NRC Students: ………

Grim: What… just happened?

Jack: Looks like he… won.

Vil: I can’t believe this….. Kalim seriously won against a guy like that….

Lilia: Huh….. Showing someone kindness and not expecting anything in return, that’s something not everyone can do. To think, you could defeat someone with kindness. It’s precisely because Kalim is he who is that he was able to seize this victory.

Grim: Nyahaha! That’s awesome, Kalim!

Leona: Heh heh…. Ahahahah!! Even with all my planning, I never coulda imagined he’d win the match like this. I was thinkin’ he was just a pawn, even lower than a minor piece. I can’t believe he scored a win for us in the finals. If you’re able to get your pawn to the edge of the board, you can raise its status to that of another piece…. It’s called promotion. So I guess Kalim really was a pawn after all.

Kalim: Hey, I’m back! I don’t really know what happened back there, but I’m really glad I won. Huh? Leona, you look super happy right now. I’m happy, too!

Leona: Yeah, of course I am. Nice work, Kalim. …Hey, check out Kifaji over there. His face is all scrunched up like he’s been suckin’ on bunch of lemons or something. …Man, this is great. Yuu, did ya get a picture of Kifaji’s face? I want it for later, so you better not let this opportunity pass ya by.

Vil: If Kifaji-san could see how you’re acting right now you’d be totally grating his poor nerves.

Leona: And all that’s left is the final battle…

Referee: The final battle will now begin. Will the combatant from the Sunset Warrior Team please enter the arena!

Sunset Team Member C: I’m here!

Referee: And will the combatant from the Night Raven College Team please enter the arena!

Vil: ….Looks like it’s time. I’ll be going now.

Leona: Hold it. Your left foot is hurtin’ ya, ain’t it?

Vil: !!

Kalim: What!? Is that true, Vil!?

Jack: It doesn’t look like it, but…?

Vil: I was wondering what you wanted….  Could you not with the jokes? You’re bringing everybody down.

Leona: Stop tryin’ to hide it. Knowing you, you shoulda breezed through the second round a lot easier than ya did.

Vil: What? Are trying to imitate Rook or something? You’re really not funny.

Leona: During your fight, when you were up there on the arena in front of everybody, you couldn’t tell at all that you were walkin’ around with an injury. Which isn’t surprising, knowing you. But when Lilia and Kalim were taking their turns, now and then you kept reaching down and touchin’ your foot like it was botherin’ ya.

Vil: ……I can’t believe you saw through me. Looks like my acting skills still have a ways to go.

Leona: You got hurt when that guy kicked in you the first round, huh.

Kalim: Wait, so that means Vil’s just been pretending like he was okay this whole time!?

Lilia: What impeccable willpower….

Jack: Please let me take a look! ….Shit… Your ankle’s totally swollen…!

Leona: There’s no way you can fight against that guy now. I’m benching you.

Vil: Don’t be ridiculous. If I sit this out, we’ll lose by default. And with two losses, that’ll be game over for our team. Just who do you take me for? I have no intention of giving up on winning. Hell, I’d rather go out there and fight them with a broken leg then just sit around and give them the win.

Leona: Who said anything about givin’ up? Calm down. I don’t intend to tuck my tail between my legs, either.

Vil: ….What do you mean?

Leona: ……

Episode 5-3

Cheka: Huh? It’s raining, Kifaji.

Kifaji: Indeed. This is certainly a blessed rain for our peoples… However, for it to rain just before the start of this decisive battle…. There’s somewhat of an unsettling air about.

Sunset Team Member C: …. Vil Schoenheit! How long do you intend to keep me waiting!?

Referee: It is time for the battle to begin. Due to the absence of their combatant, Night Raven College Team loses by default, and Sunset Team is the-

???: Wait!

Sunset Team Member C: !?

Masked Man: Sorry I kept ya waitin’. I’m the combatant from Night Raven College Team.

Sunset Team Member A / B: What!?

Cheka / Kifaji: !?

Kifaji: Judging by that man’s height, physique, and gait…. I-It can’t be! (It’s L-Lord Leona!?)

Sunset Team Member C: What is the meaning of this!? The only remaining combatant on your team is Vil Schoenheit!

Masked Man: I’m a substitute player. Same as when you swapped in that guy for the last battle. Don’t see why you got a problem with it?

Sunset Team Player C: But players who aren’t registered before the start of the tournament are not permitted to compete! Who in the world are you!?

Masked Man: My name is….

Yuu: Why is he staring at me…

Masked Man: Yuu.

NRC Students: Huh!

Yuu: Erm, that's…

Lilia: W-Wait just a moment, Yuu. We mustn’t let the cat out of the bag!

Vil: We’ll all be in hot water if Leona gets found out. He isn’t allowed to compete, so we’d get disqualified on the spot.

Sunset Team Member C: I don’t recall anyone of that name registering for the tournament! This is a violation of the rules!

Masked Man: Huh, that’s weird. Why don’t ya try askin’ Chamberlain Kifaji about it.

Kifaji: ………..W-Why, if it isn’t Master Yuu!

Referee: Do you know him, Chamberlain Kifaji?

Kifaji: He’s a student from Night Raven College, and I personally received his application. I apologize for failing to disclose this information to the referees. That was a regrettable blunder on my part.

Cheka: Hey, Kifaji. Isn’t that Ojitan?

Kifaji: Y-You’re mistaken, Lord Cheka! That is Master Yuu!

Cheka: What? No way! That’s Ojitan! I’m a jillion percent sure!

Kifaji: N-No, that is without a doubt Master Yuu!

Kifaji (whispering): …Listen to me, Lord Cheka. Lord Leona is not permitted to partake in the tournament. His team should have been disqualified the moment he stepped foot in that arena.

Cheka: ?

Kifaji (whispering): However…. We’re in the midst of the decisive match of the tournament finals. If the Secondborn Prince of Sunset Savannah were to break the rules in this crucial moment, it would bring shame upon the entire royal family.

Cheka: ??

Kifaji (whispering): Further, we’ve many guests here invited from countries all over the world, and we cannot permit a scandal of this proportion to occur before their very eyes.

Cheka: ???

Kifaji: (whispering): In order to preserve the dignity of our country, that masked man must not be Lord Leona.

Cheka: Uhh? I don’t really get it. Anyways, good luck! Yuu Ojitan!

Kifaji: Doubtless Lord Leona must have calculated that I’d make such a call. To think he’d force me to cover for him like this… Curse you, my Lord…! …However, whether or not he’s going to be able to win this thing depends entirely upon his own strength. Well then… Show me just how strong you are!

Masked Man: Heh. I knew Kifaji’d cover for me. Anybody with a single braincell coulda predicted he’d try an’ save face. Well, he is helpin’ me out here. Guess I should be at least somewhat thankful. ‘Kay, Ref. So now we’re all good to go now, right?

Referee: Understood. Let the final battle begin!

Audience: Woohooo! Hooray!

Sunset Team Member C: ….Fine. It doesn’t matter who you are. I’m going to crush you, so we can finally have Lord Leona teach us the “Lessons of the Guardian”!

Masked Man: And I’m gonna throttle you so bad that thought’ll never cross your mind again. Be prepared!

Episode 5-4

Sunset Team Member C: N-No way……. I'm… I'm supposed to be the best Catch the Tail player in the entire Imperial Guard! And yet he’s bested me in power, speed, and technique! How could this be!

Masked Man: Checkmate!

Sunset Team Member C: Dammit! He took my beads!

Referee: That’s enough! Yuu is the victor, and Night Raven College Team has won the tournament!

Cheka: He did it, he did it! Yaay!! Didja see that, Kifaji!? Ojitan really is amazing, huh!!

Kifaji: Indeed. “Yuu Ojitan” is simply magnificent! What overwhelming power… As expected of you, Lord Leona…. Ever since you were very little, you’ve never stopped astounding me. I do ever so look forward to the future of this country.

Masked Man: Pfew….. You really made me work for that.

Sunset Team Member C: *sob* …..And this was the year we were finally going to have Lord Leona teach us the “Lessons of the Guardian”…!

Masked Man: ….Oi. Listen to me, all of you. I got a message for ya from Lord Leona himself. He says he absolutely ain’t gonna do the damn lessons. True warriors don’t need to rely on something like the teachings of others. You gotta march forward usin’ your own strength… Is what he says.

Sunset Team Member C: Huh? ……..Wait! A-Are you! …No wonder…. That power…. Heh. We might’ve lost the tournament, but I feel were able to complete the lessons after all. I haven’t any regrets.

(Behind the arena)

Lilia: Ah, Yuu has returned. You were splendid!

Leona: Hmph. I’m Leona Kingscholar. No clue what you’re talkin’ about.

Yuu: I wasn’t expecting you to use my name like that.

Leona: Well, it’s not like I coulda used Jack’s name. He already registered for the tournament, and the judges might’ve recognized his face. And Grim’s a blabbermouth, so he probably woulda jumped up an' introduced himself right on the spot. I figured picking your name was the safest bet.

Kalim: Leona, you were so awesome! We won the tournament and everybody’s having so much fun. You couldn’t ask for a better festival. Hey, do you guys think Jamil’s gonna be glad?!

Leona: …Uh-huh. I bet he’s absolutely delighted.

Jack: He’s probably super pissed off right now…

Vil: *Sigh* You totally stole the show, Leona. Don’t you think that’s a bit unfair?

Leona: Hey, I just wanted to make sure ya’ll herbivores understood the difference between you an’ me. And now it’s raining cats and dogs. Bet all the citizens are gonna be out celebratin’. Guess you could say… Tamashina-Mina was a huge success.

Vil: I hate to kill the good mood, but… There seems to be quite a fuss going on now that everyone’s noticed the Secondborn prince is missing.

Tournament Staff: Lord Leona is gone!? Where did he go? Everyone, search for him at once!

Leona: Tsch…. They’re so annoying. I gotta sneak back to my seat before more people start lookin’ for me.

Cheka: Ojitaaan! Congrats on winning!

Leona: Ack- is that Cheka!?

Lilia: Your little nephew’s racing over here as we speak.

Kifaji: Lord Cheka! You mustn’t run that fast!

Imperial Guard A / B: Please, wait!

Leona: Shit…. Now everybody and their grandma’s comin’ this way. If people start talkin’ somebody might let slip I was the one up there… And then our win’s gonna get nixed. I gotta get outta here fast.

Kalim: Huh? But aren’t we supposed to go do the victory parade now?

Leona: No way in hell I’m gonna do something as stupid as that. I’m gonna take the car and ditch. See ya.

(Leona runs off)

Kalim:  Ah! Leona, wait! I’m sure they’ll all understand if we just talk things out?

(Kalim runs after Leona)

Vil: And there goes Kalim.

Lilia: I’ll go join them ♪ It wouldn’t be much of a victory parade without those two.

Vil: When you put it like that, I think I’ll come along as well. I’m not so boorish as to do a curtain call without the lead actor.

Leona: Do what you want. If you’re comin’ along, then hurry up and get in the car already!

Jack: P-Please wait, Leona Senpai! ….Aaand they're gone.

Grim: They left us behind!!

Yuu: A befitting end for the Night Raven College Team.

Jack: …You got a point. Guess it’s not a bad way to end things after all.

Kalim: Ahaha! This totally isn’t what I had in mind for the victory parade! Tamashina-Mina was so much fun!

Lilia: Indeed. What a truly enjoyable trip this turned out to be ♪ This will be a memory we’ll hold onto for the rest of our lives…. This one last road trip, included.

Vil: We put in all that work to nab that beautiful victory, but I guess we can't just end things cleanly, huh.

Leona: Could you guys shut up already? You're gonna catch flies if you keep on yammering. Let’s go. It’s time to say goodbye to this boring old festival!

Episode 1

Episode 2 (Part 1)

Episode 2 (Part 2)

Episode 3 (Part 1)

Episode 3 (Part 2)

Episode 3 (Part 3)

Episode 4 (Part 1)

Episode 4 (Part 2)

#leona kingscholar #lilia vanrouge #vil schoenheit #kalim al asim #jack howl #twst spoilers #twst #twisted wonderland #tamashina-mina #Youtube

[foullegacyslut]

xiao and kazuha (sep) x f!reader giving them a boobjob?!?! 😍

I need food pls 🤕🤕🤕🙏

😳 ofc

eheheh i’m getting all giddy writing this because i’ll never get to do this i got no titties 😭 but i can dream.

Giving them a boobiejob <3

Kaedehara Kazuha

He’s a blushing mess, looking down at you with loving eyes, groaning and praising you ever so often, petting your hair while you do it. so i’m a big kazuha simp i kinda projected myself onto this one mb 😭

You walked into Kazuhas room, he’s been stressed lately, and you wanted to help him… calm down.

“I sensed a familiar scent on the wind. i knew you would be coming” he smiled and gestured you to sit next to him. instead you kneeled on the floor, resting your head on his lap.

“Mm? What’s this all about, my muse?” He grinned and stroked your hair.

“You’ve been all.. you know.. tense! and i want to let you.. feel better.. you know?” You we’re trying to be indirect about it, it made you shy to talk about this.

“Oh? I- I get what you mean.” He stuttered on his words, turning pink in the face. “I appreciate that. You may..you may go ahead and do it if you wish.”

You pulled down his hakama gently, his erection now fully visible. He looked away, covering his face. You proceeded to lift your shirt up, exposing yourself to him. It was big, and you had no idea how you were gonna fit that between your tits.

“Mm.. no matter how many beautiful scenes i may see in my travels, nothing compares to your body and face.” He chuckles at you shying away while doing something like this.

You finally put his cock between your boobs, squishing them together for more friction and coverage. He groaned in pleasure, gently looking at you, getting harder at the sight of you doing such lewd acts. You slowly started moving up and down, blushing in embarrassment as he watched you intently, moaning whenever you moved.

“Ah- Songbird.. ngh.. archons that feels-so good.. mhm.. you’re doing so well..” He mumbled.

“Im glad you’re enjoying this. it’s good for stress relief i heard.” You smiled sweetly. As you sped up your pace, he moaned louder, breathing heavier.

“I’m-Im close!.. Don’t stop.. ah that feels so fucking good baby..”

You’ve never head kazuha use profanities, ever. That was a telltale sign you were doing really good, and that made your heart race.

“Excuse my language.. Sorry sweethea- ahngh!”

You cut him off by going faster and paying more attention to the tip.

“Archons.. i’m gonna cum…” He groaned as you went faster after you heard that, desperate to make him cum.

“Good- Good girl.. Good girl! Im about to-“ He moaned out your name and thrusted his hips up as he came all over your face and tits. He apologized profusely for making such a mess of you. He caressed your face delicately, smearing his cum over your cheeks. you licked a bit off your lips, making his heart pound out his chest.

“You look so cute like this. Hmm.. i should finish on your face more.. you seem to enjoy this quite a bit, beautiful.” he brought his finger to your mouth, covered in cum, so you licked it off. hm? tastes good.

“Ah.. you seem to like that.. then scratch my other idea, i should cum in your mouth then.” He smiled. “let’s get cleaned up alright? i’ll run you a bath and we can cuddle after.

(you guys did cuddle with an extra little makeout because why not also the bath was nice it was warm and he praised you a lot) (my fucking sweetheart i love him sm)

Adeptus Xiao

bro is whinin and shi he ain’t ever got a woman to touch him in like a millenia he’s too busy slayin demons n shit 🤬 he’d rather kill demons than touch titties? mid.

“XiaoXiao?” You called out. You and Xiao were living together in the inn now. “Xiaooo!” You exclaimed a second time. Where is he? You approached his room, about to knock, before you heard groaning.

“Xiao?” You opened the door to see your lover with his hand wrapped around his cock.

“Ngh-Ah!? You- You need to knock! Don’t just walk in on people like that..” He groaned.

“Um.. Need a hand?” You offered. It’s not like you haven’t done stuff like this before.

“What are you talking about? Are you crazy? What could i possibly- Oh. You mean.. this.” he glanced at his twitching erection. “Fine.”

You smiled, then walked his way, kneeling to the floor. Then you lifted your shirt.

“So.. big. What do mortal females need.. these for anyways?” He says, trying to hide the fact that he enjoys seeing your boobs.

You simply giggled and took his cock between your tits. He groaned loudly, gripping the sheets.

“Do you like that?” You asked.

He hissed between his teeth, not wanting to admit a mortal made him feel so.. good.

You started bouncing yourself up and down up and down his cock, your boobs bouncing with every movement.

“Shit.. Im gonna cum.” He whined.

You sped up, squishing your boobs together for him, finally hearing him mumble something under his breath before he finished on you.

“You.. ngh.. you’re way too good at that.” He groaned, proceeding to get up and gesture for you to follow him. “Are you just going to sit there with my seed on your face? get yourself cleaned up.”

(he ended up doting on you, cleaning you up and kissing your forehead and letting you sleep on him even though he was the tired one)

#genshin impact #genshin xiao #xiao genshin #xiao smut #xiao x reader #xiao x reader smut #kaedehara x reader #kazuha genshin x reader #kaedehara kazuha #kazuha x reader #kazuha x reader smut #kazuha smut #KAZUHAS MY SWEET BABY

[kinkandkreep]

❤︎ 𝑲𝒆𝒏 "𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏" 𝑹𝒚𝒖𝒈𝒖𝒋𝒊 𝒙 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌!𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

❤︎ "__" 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒

Over the course of your marriage, which is still relatively new, Draken has developed a tendency to ignore you when you address him by any name other than a select few. 

Because he knows it’s force of habit for you, he may on occasion answer when you call out “Draken,” though he’s always sure to remind you that he doesn’t prefer it when you call him that. 

He always answers to his given name, loving the way “Ken” sounds dripping from between your lips, especially during those breathless moments the two of you share in bed. 

But, even still, that’s not the name he most prefers to hear you utter. 

“Kenny the Pooh?”

Ah, there it is.

A small smile curling his mouth upward, Ken turns to greet you as you enter your home, a “welcome back baby” poised on his lips. 

Ken pauses, however, brows furrowing deeply upon seeing the wiggling bundle you’re holding in your coat. 

“__...please tell me that’s not what I think it is.”

You’re silent for several moments, still wrestling with the bundle and pointedly avoiding Ken’s skeptical gaze. 

“Weeeelll…that depends on what you think it is.”

“__-”

“Ok yes, issa pup!” Right on cue, the wiggling pauses and a small, furry brown head peeks up from your coat collar. 

Ken sighs, lightly pinching the bridge of his nose to stave off his impending headache.

“__, what on Earth are we going to do with a pup?”

You give him an incredulous look. 

“What you mean “what we gone do”? We gone keep ‘im and we gone love ‘im, duh.”

Ken sighs again, louder and more exasperated this time. 

He’s no stranger to entertaining shenanigans (thank Manjiro for that) but he’s never had to care for a stray other than himself before, especially not one of the canine persuasion. 

“Do you know how to care for a dog? And are you aware of the responsibility that’s associated with something like that?”

You nod enthusiastically. “Yes! I had a pup when I was a little girl. She was my best friend in the whole world. The hole she left in my heart when she died was too big a gap for any other dog to fill for a long time, but now I think I’m ready to try again.”

Your smile is wistful and sad, until your gaze flicks down to the little puppy teething on your fingers. Your smile becomes much brighter and larger as you watch the tiny thing, and Ken knows immediately that he no longer has the heart to deny you this. 

Not that he ever really did in the first place but shush. 

“Ok, fine. We’ll keep it. But the brunt of the responsibility will lie firmly on your shoulders. You know I don’t have much time to devote to caring for a dog what with running the shop.”

“Oh I know. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything. And besides, you’ll love this little guy in no time. I already do.” 

Ken shakes his head, chuckling quietly before turning back to the sink. 

It turns out, you were right. Little time has elapsed before Ken and the aptly named Coco are thick as thieves. The steadily growing pup is shaping up to be quite well behaved, with a naturally even temperament. He’s also very intelligent, even somewhat helping you and Ken around the house and shop respectively. 

“So, you glad I brought Coco home or what?”

Your eyes silently dare the blonde man to say anything negative, seeing as he’s currently got Coco cradled in one of his arms, the other hand holding a toy for the pup to try and capture. 

Pausing mid coo, Ken fondly rolls his eyes, smiling as he absentmindedly shakes the toy. 

“Yeah yeah, I’m glad. Happy?”

“Very,” you reply, leaning in for a quick smooch.

                    .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

“Kenny the Pooh! My dear Kenny the Pooh!”

Ken, who was previously working on one of the bikes in the shop, immediately drops his tools, apologizing quietly at the loud sound which disturbs the resting Coco. 

“Yes my love, what do you want?”

You, who had just made it to the bottom step, fold your arms across your chest haughtily. 

“Hmph, why do you just assume I want something?”

“Because the last time you called me by that name, we all of sudden were responsible for an extra life.” He throws a pointed sidelong glance at Coco, whose ears perk up but who otherwise doesn’t move. 

“Not that you mind all that much apparently. He even gets to chill in the shop while you work. I don’t even get to do that!”

“That’s because you don’t know how to behave down here. You wanna touch everything and ask me a million questions. I love you, but it’s distracting.” 

Unable to refute Ken’s words, and now feeling a little bad, you make your way over to him, gently massaging his shoulders and resting your head on top of his with a sigh. 

“Well, I’m sorry I find what my man does so interesting. And I suppose you’re saying Coco is better behaved than me?”

“Quite.”

You scoff, playfully smacking your husband’s shaved head, chuckling along with him. 

You continue massaging Ken’s shoulders as he works for a bit, until Coco begins to grow fidgety. 

“I think he needs outside. C’mere Coco!”

The pup quickly makes his way over to you, lifting up on his hind legs and pawing at your thigh. 

Cooing at how cute he is, you pick him up, lifting one of his little paws and waving it back and forth at Ken. 

“Tell Daddy you’ll see him later.” 

Almost seeming to understand your words, Coco barks happily once. You give him a little scritch behind the ears and a “good boy,” turning to say something to Ken before you depart, when what you see has you stopping in your tracks. 

Your husband is flushed red from the tips of his ears down to his cheeks and all down his neck. It’s a little alarming, and you’ve half a mind to ask him if he’s alright before he begins speaking. 

“Daddy, huh?”

You blink once, twice, before a wicked smirk curls your lips upward. 

“Yes, daddy. Is something wrong?” Smirk now gone, you blink innocently up at him, guffawing internally at his reaction to such an absentminded thing on your part. 

Ken doesn’t respond for some moments, before turning back to what he was doing. 

“When you’re done tending to Coco, come back down here. I’ve got something I’d like to show you.”

“Mmhm, and that would be?”

“Oh nothing special. I just wanted to show you how much easier it is to see the intricate parts of a motorcycle when you’re bent over it.”

Now it’s your turn to be flustered, and Ken’s smoldering gaze sure isn’t helping.

Turning, you hurry to do as instructed, murmuring a “yes daddy” before you depart, a none-the-wiser Coco in tow. 

 

Later on~

__: Ay, quite hoggin’ my dog.

Ken: Our dog, excuse you. 

ᵃ/ⁿ: ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢⁿⁱᵖᵖᵉᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ (ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵃᵗ ˢᵖⁱᶜʸ) ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ⁱ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵘᵖ ʷⁱᵗ ᵒˡᵉ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ ᵏⁱⁿˢ. ⁱ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸ'ᵃˡˡ ᵉⁿʲᵒʸᵉᵈ! ⁱ'ˡˡ ᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ᵇᵉ ᵖᵒˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ, ᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘˡˡ ˢᵗᵒʳⁱᵉˢ ᶠᵗ. ᵏᵉⁿ. ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗⁱᵐᵉ, ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸ'ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᵗʳ ᵐⁱⁿⁱ ᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡⁱˢᵗ. ʳᵉᵠᵘᵉˢᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ! 

#tokyo revengers #tokyo rev #tokrev #ken ryuguji #ryuguji ken #draken #x black reader #black reader #draken x reader #ken ryuguji x reader #ryuguji ken x reader

[im-queen-of-the-black-forest]

Hopefully it’s not alive?

New Sibling of Sin: *talking to Dewdrop* So where did your line of the “What’s Mountain Munching On?” Song come from? The “Hopefully it’s not alive” part? Mountain didn’t actually…?

Dewdrop: Ah I’m glad you asked! So no, Mounty didn’t chow down on a living animal, but he did gently hold one in his mouth at one point!

~flashback~

Terzo: Mountain? What on earth is in your mouth? …SWEET LUCIFER IS THAT A CHIPMUNK?!

~end flashback~

New SOS:…. Why?

Dew: So Aether likes animals right? Well Mounty found a chipmunk in the courtyard and wanted to bring it to him, but Terzo was coming up to him so he had to hide the little guy.

New SOS: In his mouth?!… you know what it’s definitely not the the weirdest thing I’ve heard about you all. So what happened to the chipmunk?

Aether: *popping up behind them, holding said chipmunk* his name is Sir Dipping Sauce and he’s perfect

Original post: https://www.tumblr.com/im-queen-of-the-black-forrest/707761811720716288/copia-talking-to-a-new-sibling-every-now-and

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost band #aether ghoul #shitghosting #dewdrop ghoul #mountain ghoul #papa emeritus iii #terzo ghost

[izakiisdead]

Festive Love.

ii Reader isnt actually mute but prefers to not speak but reader has very expressive face expressions.

ii He only speaks when needed, if not then he’ll be quiet.

a/n : HELP I TRIED WRITING A MAKE OUT SESSION AND ITS SO TRASH (MIGHT UPDATE ON IT)

Cw: not proofread :’3, semi nsfw at the end,

im so insecure abt this oneshot man HELP…

Requested by : Nobody

Genre : Short make out sesh in the end (NSFW maybe ?)

Naruto Uzumaki x Silent!Male Reader

(Part 1)Wake Up M/n !!

*RINGGGG*

You groaned at the sound of your alarm while trying to stop it from ringing like a bitch but end up falling off the bed.

“Tch… ouch” You got up and rubbed your head. You looked at the clock and it’s 6:30 am. You stared at the intimate object as you put it back at it’s original place and got back into bed. “Just 5 more minutes….” You groggily said before dozing off.

Timeskip “5 minutes later” (9 hours later)

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

“(M/N) SANNNNN OPEN THE DOORR !!!!” Naruto yell as loud as he can, hoping you would hear him. “Maybe we’ll just wait for him?” Sakura suggested. “It’s no use !! its been 9 hours !! He’s such a heavy sleeper.” Naruto replied. Sai was standing beside Sakura while nodding at him. “Its already almost 4 pm !” Naruto added as he puffed his cheeks in annoyance.

“Is (M/n) always this late ?” Sai calmly asked. “Well.. not really but today he seem to be taking a while to get up, I wonder what’s going on.” Sakura responded. Naruto was starting to grow impatient of the silent male and thought of an idea. “Let’s pick on the locks !!” He said with a mischievous smile.

*PAK*

“NO NARUTO.” Sakura smacked his head. “Agh ! That hurts Sakura chan !” Naruto winced. “Serves you right. We are ninjas not an intruder !” Sakura responded.

You were up in your room watching the whole show go down outside, sneaking in some silent chuckles. You actually woke up 3 hours ago but decided to skip practice because you were mentally exhausted.

You finished getting dressed and decided to go out by using the window instead of the door because why not ? You opened the window and jumped out of it; while doing so you tried to close the windows as fast as you could. You sneak up behind the three and acted as if you were there the whole time.

You tapped on Naruto’s shoulders to get his attention. “GAHHH A MONSTER !!!” You frowned at his words. “S-sorry (M/n) I thought it was a mons— HOW DID YOU GET HERE ?!?!” You let out a silent chuckle.

“Since we’re all here now we should get going—-”

“You missed practice today (M/n)” Sai cuts Naruto off. “He was wondering where you are, so am I. I’m glad you’re not hurt (M/n).” He added, chuckling a little then smile at you. You chuckled back at him while nodding at his statement.

“[Im sorry I wont let that happen again]” You signed with a smile. Sai was a little confused but Sakura helped him understand what you’re trying to say.

Naruto saw how your face lits up a little when you and Sai we’re talking. ‘W-what’s this feeling inside me..’ He thought to himself.

Naruto, without thinking held your hand; startling you. Your eye’s widen at the blonde boy’s action but you allowed his hand to intertwine with yours.

You turned to look at the pouting blondie.

“Ah ! Lets get going shall we ? Time wont wait for us will it ?” Sai said as he was staring into the abyss while you and Sakura nodded. Naruto, is still pouting. You smiled at him then tapped his shoulders.

He noticed you tapped his shoulders then lends you his ear. “Lets get going Naruto kun” you whispered into his ears; causing him to fluster up. Yes, he has heard your voice multiple times yet it still flusters him because you rarely use it and your voice sounds like whispers from an angel, enough to make a guy like him melt over it.

The both of you noticed how Sai and Sakura are already ahead of you two. Naruto held your hand a little tighter then sprints towards them, dragging you as well. It took you a while to catch up with Naruto’s pace.

The four of you are supposed to be heading to a festival after practice but of course you weren’t at practice but you still went with them. You’re going because you’re not going to miss out on good snacks they have at the festival.

(Part 2 Festival time !)

The four of you arrived right on time, the walk took the four of you around 2 hours.

You are on Naruto’s back because you were getting a little tired.

You got off Naruto’s back and gave him a bow as a ‘thank you’. “[thanks for letting me ride your back ! You’re extremely strong Naruto !]” You signed as you gave him a closed eye smile, he blushed seeing your adorable smile.

“N-no problem ! Anything for my boyfriend!! Or m-maybe future husband?” Your face reddens when you heard the last few sentences. You held his hands while trying to hide your embarrassed face.

“Awh ! Look at you two !! Now hurry up or we’ll leave you two.” Your body stiffness when you heard Sakura’s voice change. Sai nodded as he crosses his arms with a smile.

“We’re fine here !! We can just move at our pace ! You two go without us !” Naruto yelled with a wide smile. Sakura smiled at you two before leaving you two be.

[Sakura and Sai arent in a relationship, they’re just friends. Sakura is just helping him out incase things gets awkward for him]

As the two of you are now alone, Naruto picked you up bridal style and went to a more hidden place.

He gently places you down, not wanting to hurt you. “N-naruto..” he can feel his pants tent up from the sound of your voice. He ignored it. His face reddens and without thinking he kissed you.

The two of you were slowly adjusting into it. He slid his tongue into your mouth and explored the wet caverns of your mouth. He then pulled away to let you breathe since you were getting a little breathless. “(M/n)… may I continue?” He asked as he pulled you closer to which you nodded. He continued kissing your lovely lips while holding your hands and caressing it at the same time.

Despite his energetic personality, he’s very slow and gentle when it comes to this kind of stuff. He made sure you were comfortable during the whole make out session.

He took a break from kissing your lips so he can appreciate the other kissable spots of your body such as you neck, your cheeks, your forehead, your hands and etc (wink wonk *JOKING*)

“(M/n). I. love. you.” He said in a playful yet low voice in between kisses. You nuzzled at his neck while hugging him. “I love you too.” You said in a whisper like tone. Your breath hits his neck as you speak, making him fluster up.

“(M/n) sweetie, let’s continue this make out session behind closed doors shall we” You blushed at the male’s statement. You shyly nodded. Naruto was swooned by how cute you are then proceeded to pick you up then planted little kisses on your skin.

“Cmon honey, we got a festival to go to!” He said in his usual happy tone. You laughed at the male’s antics as you planted a small kiss on his cheeks. “Hey ! Sneaking a kiss on me huh ?” He kissed you as he was chuckling. “I love your kisses (M/n)” he holds you closer.

You guys took so long, the fireworks have already fired up.

The two of you watched the fireworks while enjoying eachother’s company. Naruto held you closer as your were focused on the fireworks.

-FIN

#male reader #x male reader #mlm #fluff #gay #x reader #naruto #sai #sakura #naruto x male reader #naruto x reader #naruto x you #bad smut #ARGHHH #naruto shippuden #oneshot #i cant yall #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki x reader