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oscconfessions · 1 month

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Sigh... I'm gonna add my two cents about the Balloon arospec drama(I'm AroAce BTW) and by my two cents I mean I'll mention it two times and just talk about something else related. I'll also be providing some knowledge about AroAceness and all that.

For those of you who don't know,

Aro: Aromantic - Little to no romantic attraction.

Ace: Asexual - Little to no sexual attraction.

Aro+Ace are spectrums and aren't just "every Aro person doesn't feel any kind of romantic attraction" or "every Ace person can't feel sexual attraction." I feel as tbough people forget that all the time so I wanted to remind you lot haha.

I'm noticed this kind of drama a few times, where people argue about a character on where they are on the AroAce spectrum. It's difficult for me to put what I think into words here, but if a character(either canon AroAce or not) doesn't have a canon placement on the spectrum then whatever, go wild.

To help with my previous statement, I'll use SakiK from... SaikiK. People generally agree he's AroAce, yet people argue about where he is on that spectrum(mainly the Aromantic part). Since it's not ever stated where he is on that spectrum(or even if he is AroAce but SHHHSHSHHSH 🤫🤫), everyone has their own interpretation of it.

I believe it should be the same for Balloon, unless Balloon comes on screen and says "I am *insert very specific thing here* " as he points to a picture of the Aro spectrum then its to to you. Obviously, don't make him a sex crazed fiend or constantly searching for love, you eejit, but it should be up to interpretation.

A little off-topic here, sorry, but I wanted to bring up umbrella terms in both the Aro and Ace spectrums(I'm included ace because eh why not! This is for my people who HC Balloon as Aro AND Ace 🙏🙏)

Here are some terms under both the aro and ace spectrums. I feel as though you guys and many, MANY others tend to forget that there are umberlla terms for AroAce. I'll define them below:

Ace umbrella:

Aceflux: someone whose sexual orientation fluctuates but generally stays on the asexual spectrum

Greysexual: only experience sexual attraction some of the time, and sometimes not at all.

Demisexual: An individual who does not experience sexual attraction until after a close emotional bond has been formed.

Aro umbrella:

Aroflux: someone whose romantic orientation fluctuates but generally stays on the aromantic spectrum

Greyromantic: Some may feel a strong emotional connection with others but do not desire romantic relationships, while others may feel a weak romantic attraction to some people but not all.

Demiromantic: An individual who does not experience romantic attraction until after a close emotional bond has been formed.

Now, there are MANY more, feel free to add in the replies or the reblogs (o: !

Also, my apologies that this post was very long! Also also, my personal opinion on Balloons arospec thing? Idfk, lmao. TBH, this was kinda an excuse to just talk about stuff I like and am interested in so... 👍I've seen the tweet where one of the people who worked on II said yes, Balloon is meant to be Aro, but I couldn't tell you if they went into specifics about it. Sorry for constantly saying AroAce instead of just aro for Balloon, I felt like it was still important to include all my asexuals out there and educate others about it.

(BTW! Any inaccurate info, PLEASE, PLEASE correct in the replies)

Anyway!

TL;DR:

If a character who is just stated to be AroAce(not demi, grey, flux ETC) and never has their place on the spectrum explained whatsoever, it's okay to have a little fun experimenting with it IYKWIM. As I've stated, we all have our own interpretation of the AroAce character and there's no point arguing about it and getting mad because that's fucking stupid, unless they start actively getting rid of the AroAce rep then burn them to the stakes! /j

I know how wild you mother fuckers can be, so don't shank me please. If you disagree, take a deep breath and remain calm because getting all pissy about this isn't gonna do shit. Try to go about it calmly and reasonably. <3

I'd love to see others' opinions on this, remember to be respectful! 🩵

#confession #/ii #/ii/balloon

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doiesfav · 9 months

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*˚:✧Mr. No Name - Mark ||

“happy birthday dear nameless guy”

Pairing: nonidol! Mark x fem! Reader

Plot: After breaking up with your long time boyfriend your friend took you to a party to get over it, you weren't feeling it but when you arrived, you met a stranger there who made your heart feel warm again.

Genre: strangers to idfk! AU, fiction, short story

Contains: alcohol, reader almost giving head and swearing LMAO

wc -> 0,8k

A/n: Happy birthday to Markie poo, hope you have a great day ayeyeyeyye :))))) Thanks for all the support and would appreciate reblog or follow♡♡♡♡

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''Come on let's go, I swear is gonna be fun'' You rolled your eyes, your friend already insisted like hundred times so you had no more options. ''Okay I'll go, but I'm leaving as soon as I get bored'' Then you dressed up in pretty clothes, nobody wouldn't dress up in pajamas at a party, right? ''Done, let's go'' You two left your apartment and went straight to the location.

''Honey, don't tell me you still aren't over Jaehyun, he literally cheated on you! Look, that's why I'm taking you outside'' She was right, you needed to get over it, it was obvious he was toxic, and you ignored it when you two were in a relationship, maybe because of love? but it wasn't exactly love. Anyways it was all over, you broke up with him and blocked him without giving him a chance to explain himself.

Finally arriving, your shoulders were getting more and more relaxed throughout the night, you drank some alcohol but you weren't drunk at all and most importantly you were having fun that's until you saw a familiar figure. Jaehyun, your ex, was at the party too. Your friend didn't tell you about this, but she probably doesn't know either. Too bad that he also saw you and went directly in your direction, you went quickly upstairs hoping that he would stop following you, then you entered the bathroom and closed the door but he already knew where were you.

''Hey y/n come out, we need to talk'' he said on the other side of the door, you didn't know what to say so you just stayed quiet and stepped back. ''y/n seriously, come fucking out'' and he started to try opening the locked door. ''go away Jaehyun'' finally you said something but he didn't stop, you were so sad because of him just a few days ago and now you are having fun watching him trying to get to you. ''Excuse me what the fuck are you doing'' an unexpected voice came out of the bathtub which surprised both, Jaehyun and you. And before you could say anything he interrupted ''dude go away, she doesn't want you anymore, get it?'' He was a good talker, that mysterious guy that you didn't notice had some charisma.

''Who the fuck even are you, and why are you with me girlfriend'' Jaehyun said but you were sincerely confused, he still treated you as his girlfriend? ''Jae, we are not together get over it'' Said the girl who wasn't over him just a few hours ago. ''man, I don't think is worth knowing who I am and I'm with your ex dumbass'' He caught up on you while smirking. ''y/n come fucking out, what the fuck are you guys even doing?'' Jaehyun still insisted but it was getting tiring. ''dude, go fucking away if you don't wanna hear what are we doing together'' That was it for him, he hit the door hard but what it did was hurt his fist, alcohol had taken over him and it was obvious.

''okay I'm staying until you two fucking leave'' he said confidently, ''Alright bet'' you said and went over to the blonde haired guy that kinda saved the situation. ''Can I suck you off?'' you whispered in his ear lowly enough so Jaehyun couldn't hear it. And the guy whose name was unknown nodded. You unbuckled his belt with the intention for Jaehyun to hear the metallic sound, which he probably did ''What the actual fuck was that sound'' He questioned loud enough, ''I don't know man, probably my belt'' the blonde guy answered. ''y/n are you giving him fucking head? WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD'' He screamed which made you startled at first, you never heard Jaehyun screaming before, he was taking all his anger out.

''You better meet me tomorrow bitch'' and he stormed off, you found that reaction of his funny as he never showed his emotions that much. ''Sorry you had to go thru this, um'' you wanted to know his name, ''Yea no worries, no need to know my name, and probably the funniest thing that happened on my 24th birthday'' So it was his birthday then why he was all alone by himself in the bathtub? You were getting more and more curious, ''ohhh, happy birthday then'' you said hoping for more interaction but he seemed like he was going somewhere else. ''Thanks, by the way you are really pretty'' not gonna lie, it made you more red than you already were. ''If so you could give me your number you know'' which he did. ''Thanks for today, hope you can help me tomorrow'' You said with a joking tone. ''Sure, bye see you next time'' he waved ''Bye, mr. no name'' And you waved back, and you saw him chuckle repeating those words, ''Mr. No name''

PT.2

Short cute story for birthday Mark :))))) Also thanks for all the support ive been getting lately, i really appreciate it love you guys <3

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kissforyouu · 1 month

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What could be the big & really bad thing that could make them break their relationship to which jk realizes he needs to stop & change his (hypocrisy) ways you mentioned? Im trying to imagine what that could be lol & could it be something like- a girl he follows physically comes after the oc bc she wants jk?, they overhear a group of girls fawning over the fact he follows them & they say stuff like “i could never be the oc, jk is embarrassing her, makes it seem like he’s available” etc?, the oc decides to follow a bunch of hot guys & they dm her all the time/come up to her?. Lol im really trying to figure out what that could be for him to change 😭😭😂

I know you said he wont cheat on her so im gonna assume it wont be something like that (hoping to bc cheating is trash lmao)

first of all i LOVE this question and i'm sorry it took a while for me to answer😭. this rlly made me think hard omg.

okay so, this is jungkook's first serious serious relationship. as mentioned before, he's had many other talking stages and a few exes but never took them serious. oc is the first and probably the last person he's ever gonna commit to (even if they break up, he wouldn't commit for a long time bc of oc). so he's like, learning ig? eek, that sounds like a shit excuse. but here's the thing, some things jk does he truly means no harm. like not blocking a girl, he genuinely does not gaf and thinks it's wtv but for oc it's different. so ya he needs to think ab it in ocs shoes😢😢. and to answer your question, all of the stuff u said r correct. jk would be hella reflecting on that. but all of this depends on oc, if she lashes out on him (which she never rlly does unless its a joke), that'll get him thinking. sure they prlly won't talk for like 3 days and spend those few days excessively missing eachother and contemplating on whether to msg or not (oc would most probably still be mad unlike jk who's gonna be HELLA lovesick) and then jk would give in as always. like basically, he needs a big reaction from oc. like we need oc to SCOLD that man so hard. if one day oc js says fuck you and tries to breakup w him, jungkook would snap so hard. that man's whole world would be falling apart. so ya, anything that involves with oc threatening to break their relationship ig. jungkook may not be the best bf in that criteria but he rlly does love oc.

omg im sorry idfk if this answer made sense at all im sorry if it didn't

#ask : kmm

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glowingbadger · 1 year

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Seteth and dirty talk? Him doing the dirty talk if possible ;) if You'd prefer to fluster him with dirty talk I'm all for it :D

I missed St. Cichol Day so I'm pushing this one further up on my queue to atone and get that sweet Seteth goodness in here for us~ I thought long and hard about how to do this one, since I always feel that Seteth struggles so much with even acknowledging and understanding his own desires, let alone expressing them aloud, so... what I'm saying is, I hope we're feeling ready to be verbally dominated by way of vaguely religiously toned lecture. With, like, a side of voice kink I guess idfk

Quick CW for the sub-dom dynamic here, but honestly, the way I write Seteth, that's practically a given lmao

Seteth (FE3H) x GN Reader

Kink prompts list #50 - dirty talk

NSFW 18+

Perhaps, after a handful of blissful nights being disciplined and scolded in his bed, you should have expected your body would react to hearing that particular forceful tone in Seteth's voice. You'd happened to arrive at his office in the midst of what sounded like an especially firm lecture- even by his standards. It's not at all an uncommon thing to have stumbled upon, but now, your body responds in a way you hadn't been prepared for. Today, eavesdropping from the second floor hall, you can't help the flood of erotic warmth through your core, the thudding of your heart, the way your pulse races at the potent reminder of him bending you over his knee to admonish you. The response is fully subconscious- it's learned. Trained. For a moment, you almost manage to feel sorry for whatever student is at the receiving end of Seteth's wrath, but your instinctive arousal distracts you from any thought but the need for satisfaction.

"I expect you to reflect gravely upon your actions," his voice is stern still, but softening as you listen from beyond the oaken office door, "The future you build for yourself will be the direct consequence of the habits and morals you develop now in your youth. You would do well to correct these failings before they come to bring you harm. That is all."

By the time the thoroughly humbled student is excused and scurries past you and down the hall, you catch yourself biting at your lower lip, restless with desire.

You slip into Seteth's office, making sure to close the door behind you. He's already returned to his desk, his brow low and eyes focused on the nightmarish sprawl of paperwork before him. On seeing you, however, his irritable expression immediately softens.

"Ah- do you need something of me, my love?"

You smile, but gesture for him not to leave his seat on your account. Instead, you come to stand behind him, running your hands fondly along his tense shoulder muscles.

"Not in particular, I just figured I'd check up on you," he relaxes just slightly at your touch, "It's been a busy term, huh?"

"That it has," he sighs, his eyes never leaving the work in hand though he does lean back to you, "Would you join Flayn for dinner in my stead tonight?"

"She'll be cross with you for working late again," you lean forward, drawing your arms around him from behind his chair.

"I imagine so, yes," he replies with a bemused sigh. Pressing your body to his back, you let your breath tease the barely concealed point of his ear as you say,

"Maybe you'll even be the one getting lectured for once,"

His body tenses at the gentle sensation.

"I... had hoped that you hadn't overheard that unpleasantness before you arrived."

"Just a bit as you were finishing up," you kiss the shell of his ear, and feel his frame shudder in response, "But to be honest... I actually sort of enjoy getting to hear you being so stern and serious."

Seteth stiffens against you, his posture rigid and his face warming as your hands run along his chest. Still, he maintains a semblance of restraint.

"From what I'm told, it is not a rare occurrence."

"I don't mean your usual seriousness," you say with a laugh that flutters through his hair, "I mean, you know, more... Authoritative. Commanding."

Your teeth graze his ear, and you feel his breathing stall, his jaw tightening as he stifles a groan.

"Dearest..." he says breathlessly, "You... are well aware of my feelings on this sort of thing during working hours."

You hum playfully in reply, then slowly kiss a line down to the corner of his jaw.

"But you've been so busy lately, I've been lonely..."

Seteth clears his throat.

"I am afraid we will both simply have to be patient, my love."

The ironic impatience evident in the strain of his voice draws your lips into a smirk. Pressing yourself warm against him, your hands running along the firm muscles of his chest, you nuzzle the crook of his neck and say,

"And what if I simply can't wait to have you, Seteth? Not all of us can be as unshakably virtuous as you are, you know."

Seteth rises to his feet in one abrupt motion, wresting your arms from him. You let out a squeak of surprise as he seizes you around the waist and pulls you to face him, the back of your legs against his desk as he traps you between it and him. His gaze is full of fire and fury, but his words are unyielding,

"If you struggle to embody virtue, then you must learn it- and you will do so, by my hand alone."

"Seteth-" you barely manage his name, your fight and your breath both leaving you at once.

"I'll not tolerate a moment more of this wanton behavior, Y/N," there's that tone again- that forceful, uncompromising tone that already has your pulse racing and your body warming, "Perhaps you require a reminder of the consequences you stand to face."

You can't get a word out. You only nod.

Please. Please.

Seteth's hand at your chin keeps your gaze trained on him, his touch heated, yet anything but tender.

"You will await me in my quarters this evening, undressed and on your knees, do you understand? I expect to see you ready to bear your punishment with utmost humility and gratitude."

Again, you slowly nod.

"Answer me properly, Y/N."

There's a dangerous edge to his voice. His brow lowers as he looms over you, and you manage,

"Ye- Yes, sir."

"Very good." His expression is contemplative as a fingertip traces the curve of your bottom lip. "We will correct this shameful behavior, Y/N. If I must take you across my lap and strike you until you repent, then so be it. If I must use your lips and throat to train you in obedience, then I shall do so."

A tremor rushes down your spine, and you nearly whimper aloud. Those arresting green eyes hold you rooted to the spot as he speaks, his voice low but firm.

"I will discipline each and every inch of you until I see you trembling beneath me. I will bring you to the very brink of release to hear you beg and plead to me for mercy, and I shall grant you pleasure or withhold it as I see fit. You will worship until your body aches and you can think of nothing but your utter and complete submission."

Like a holy sermon, his words build until they wash over you, enter deep inside of you, leaving your face flushed and knees weak.

"Then, once I am satisfied with your penance, and no sooner," his gaze darkens, though his hand gently caresses your cheek, "then, perhaps, a Saint will hear and answer your prayers."

You're not certain how you're still breathing, let alone still standing. Your hands have steadied you back against his desk, but your legs feel unsteady beneath you. Still, despite it all, you force out a meek whisper,

"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir."

Apparently pleased with this reply, Seteth leans close and warmly, gently kisses your forehead. The sweet tenderness of the act is so deeply at odds with the lurid filth that's filled your imagination that you're not certain how to respond. You want to grab him by his robes and kiss him, want to beg him to pin you to his desk here and now, to fuck obedience and humility into you until the whole Monastery hears how good you can be for him. But that would not be in line with the type of punishment he has in store for you, would it?

"Now then, I am certain you have your own matters to attend to until I see you this evening," Seteth's tone is rigid and business-like once more, shaking you from your lustful daze. He returns to the seat at his desk as you watch him with a sullen pout across your face.

"Seteth," you practically whine his name, "That wasn't fair at all- how am I supposed to just go about my day like this?"

He glances up at you over the paperwork in hand, and says with just the barest hint of a smile,

"On the contrary, I can hardly think of a better way to begin your disciplinary training. I am certain that you can endure it graciously until we meet tonight."

#seteth #fire emblem #fe3h #feh #few3h #seteth fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem three hopes #seteth x reader #fire emblem smut #kink prompts #dirty talk #voice kink #fire emblem x reader

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spammmies · 1 month

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white trans woman: “trans women do not get periods and they NEVER will it’s SO disrespectful to real women when u say u experience period-like symptoms😡😡”

yas queen lick them cis boots the house down im deceased blah blah blah

(whiteness is relevant here bc a prominent black trans woman was being targeted in the comments. also, it’s almost always white marginalised ppl that throw their community under the bus for the oppressors’ approval lmao)

srsly who gives a flying fuck if a trans girl says she’s on her period when her hormones are doing the same shit it does to cis women, trans men and menstruating non binary ppl. generally it’s a gender affirming joke- same shit as me talking abt how my non existent penis is an absolute tank.

even if it’s not a joke, it’s fine. it’s genuinely fine. no one is being oppressed bc a trans woman is saying she’s on her period. no cis woman suddenly gets better access to healthcare bc a trans woman stopped saying she was on her period. no one is dying, no one is being belittled. you just believe it’s a bit distasteful.

and the beauty of this being so inconsequential is that u can just move on! u can carry out the rest of ur day, bc ultimately all that happened is u heard something u didn’t like bc u can’t relate.

youse just want an excuse to call trans ppl delusional or whatever. go crochet or something idfk

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tenshindon · 3 years

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ok i know i already made fun of kakarot for putting tien and yamcha together with like a spade in their name because Haha Homestuck but no what the fuck ‘spirit in spades’ is the most romantic shit i’ve ever heard

#snap chats #first off i'mm still pissed that the homestuck parallel is accurate to their 22nd selves but anyways #in japanese their partnership title is just a refernece to yamcha flipping tien off LMAO #but holy shit why make it spirit in spades #like the spade card and spades in general usually refer to something deep and intense #that alone is like. Oh Fucking Shit they're REALLY Spirits In Spades- liek the implication like #that their bond is So intense alone is right there yeah #but sometimes spades can allude to mystery and something deeper beneath the surface #like... what the fuck is english doing..... bro i fucking SEE YOU #btw the japanese title is somethina kin to like. A Strong Man or something- strong willed i th ink #steadfast? idk something like that #but bro we're here to focus on english cause Excuse Me #like i am adding something that's not there but you know me #just Damn.....#imagine your bond being so deep your spirits might as well be joined holy shit #its called romance babes- or brotherhood idfk point is theyre gay #in chinese they'd be called 'sworn brothers' regardless LMAOOO

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sailorhyunjinz · 3 years

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what kinda lingerie would skz be into 👀👀👀

OH ANON THIS WAS MY EXCUSE TO LOOK AT CUTE LINGERIE SO BLESS YOU ASHAHSAS

also sowwy this took such time aaaaah IM TRYING!!

and yeah none of these photos belong to me neither do i claim some sort of ownership over them so that nobody gets confused!!!

Warnings; fem!reader, lingerie, suggestive pictures?? LIKE IDFK??

ugh i wish i could have more pictures but tumblr only allows 10 pictures in one post AND SO there is a much broader variety of lingerie that they would like?? BUT I JUST CANT SO LEGO

Bangchan

i feel like he likes details so like jewerly??

body chains?!?!?

mostly pastel

but likes pretty much everything because it’s on you!!!

it shouldnt be too hard to take off LMAO

thats his only term!! MUST BE EASY TO TAKE OFF

Changbin

dark colors are his favorites because SMEXY ;)))

stockings!!!!!! (especially fishnets!!!)

likes shit that barely covers you lmao

it should be made up out of strings and scraps of fabrics that are barely bigger than the size of your nipples AKSDSAJDHJSA

likes many different types of material

but leather is his fave

Minho

once again, another boy that likes darker colors??

attention to details

LACEEEEE

it should look like an art piece

leashesssssssssss (cause he can grab them from behind duh)

garter belts

Hyunjin

you need to look like an angel that has just landed in his bed

usually prefers lighter colors

FRILLS!!!!

and thigh highs/knee highs!!

once again,,, garter belts

aesthetically pleasing (cause he will be taking pictures of you)

might even like cat ears and tails ><

Jisung

something tells me that he likes roleplay

and so this is very fitting

it should barely cover you

very small bras???

bows!!!

also maniac for thigh highs

will rail you in only thigh highs

also likes when you wear shoes?? IDK WHY BUT A FEELING

Felix

prefers the cuter sets of lingerie

this is not related to the lingerie but likes it when you wear makeup because he wants to ruin it hehehe

COLLARS!!!!

those with your name on it

FRILLSSSSS

panties that make your butt look plump and round :(((

weird like arm cuffs and leg cuffs

Seungmin

he’s an elegant boy and so he likes lingerie that looks very classy~

like floral patterns

or nice metal details

or like this,,, with sheer details and dainty chokers

maybe lingerie that is more covered??

because it’s like a tease so that he can imagine whats underneath ;))

Jeongin

simple, clean, easy!!

lace chokers!!

or like pearls???

also small bows :((

or like this - a small lil garter,,, skirt?? or wtf that is

once again,,, easy to take off

babyboy doesnt want it to be a challenge to get into your pants LMAOHSAUHDS

#stray kids smut #skz smut #stray kids imagines #stray kids reactions #stray kids headcanons #skzsmut #skz headcanons #skz reactions #anon #Cherrymail🍒

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noodles-and-oodles · 2 years

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May I request Rook, Malleus, Vil, Trey, & Jade with an f!s/o who likes gacha games OwO and like she even asks them to scout for her 😂

First request woooooh! Hope this is to your liking and ty for requesting <3

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Trey Clover

Doesn’t really get the appeal of it but he’s the ever supporting boyfriend so he always wishes you the best of luck in any of the games you play!

Sometimes when he’s baking, his s/o will randomly come in and when she asks him to pull for her he protests at first because his hands have flour all over them but his s/o thinks it would just be more lucky

If Trey manages to get the card she wants, his s/o will be overjoyed and thank him a million times to which he’ll just play it off cool as if it was nothing but on the inside he’s proud his luck brought you good results

If he doesn’t manage to get the card she wants, it’ll be a hit to his pride and he’ll apologize “I’m so sorry…” to which his s/o will just say it’s alright it just means they both have pretty poop luck

If his s/o is the type that whales on games, he’ll be a bit cautious and keep tabs on their spending since gambling can become a pretty bad habit and he doesn’t want his s/o to gain a gambling addiction

With a few words of reassurance that his s/o’s bank account is still alive, he’ll sigh in relief, thankful that she hadn’t thrown her trust fund away for a jpeg file

Jade Leech

Another one who doesn’t necessarily understand why his s/o is so obsessed with 2D people considering there are no 2D people back at his home

Oya? His s/o wants him to try his luck for her? Well, certainly~ under one condition though, but of course he won’t state the condition til later (he just wants an excuse to get kisses from you in exchange for his luck)

He tells his s/o that if he manages to get the card she wants, she has to do something for him in return and not thinking much of it, his s/o agrees

Turns out Jade is a fucking luck sack and gets multiple copies of the card you want, each and every time. And don’t think he isn’t counting how many copies he managed to get you because OH HE IS

Are you a whale? I’d hope not because Jade won’t hesitate to confiscate your phone and keep you from purchasing more in-game currency. As the Mostro Lounge’s co-owner secretary/accountant/server (idfk he does everything lmao), he’s the type to help you manage your spending limits

He won’t care if you beg him to spend money, matter fact he takes pleasure in seeing you beg, but he won’t give in so your best bet is to just give up

Vil Schoenheit

Oh boy, I hope you don’t have an obsession with your games because Vil will not like that at all. He’d scold his s/o for becoming so caught up in her games and if she begins to slack on her schoolwork? She is in for the lecture of her life

And I’d really hope that you’re not a whale, or else Vil is going to crack down on you harder than a hammer on a whack-a-mole. He can’t believe you’d spend ridiculous amounts of money on something as trivial as a game. He’s two seconds from conducting an intervention lmao

If his s/o asks him to roll for her, Vil would be skeptical. He doesn’t want to give in to your strange addiction just because you asked him to but at the same time, the look on your face makes him cave. He can’t stand the look of a puppy that’s been kicked into the rain

Vil’s luck is horrible and he is disgusted by the continuous 1 SR/1 Dupe SR rolls. If his s/o laughs at his bad rolls he’ll get embarrassed and become defensive, saying things like “it’s obvious that thing is rigged” or “I don’t have time to sit here and play your stupid game”

He’s just a sore loser that can’t admit he has shitty luck

Rook Hunt

Rook thinks that anything you are passionate about is a beautiful thing, so of course he supports your gacha gaming (chaotic duo right here honestly) and although he won’t become one to play along side you, he will support you with a bunch of praise and pick me up phrases

If you tend to whale, Rook won’t exactly pry into your spendings. If you have the money to do so, why not? But he will step in eventually if he feels that your spending habits are getting a wee bit out of hand

If you ask him to roll for you, he’s likely to be overjoyed. You, his Mon Amour, came to him hoping that his luck would bring you good fortune? He’s ecstatic and if you suggest trying a summon ritual, he will do his best to get it down to a T

Ding, ding, ding, Rook is also another luck sack! He claims that it is his ever burning desire to make you happy that brings such good results and his s/o can’t help but think he’s a bit dramatic but she won’t complain and just thank him

The sly bastard will also ask for a reward in return, after all, his Dorm Leader is one who holds the value of ‘hard work deserves to be acknowledged’ so I suggest you strap in for the make out session of your life

Malleus Draconia

A what now? Poor Malleus is confused as hell when he hears his s/o rambling about her not getting some card. She seemed pretty upset so Malleus inquired if she was alright and when she explained, the fae prince had never felt more confused in his life

It takes a bit of explaining but when Malleus eventually does somewhat understand, he’s there to give you a pat on the back and a shoulder to cry on if you get that upset about your losings. He’s not well versed in technology so it’s not surprising that he doesn’t get why you would be so torn up about it but he does his best to comfort you

If you’re a broke F2P, Malleus will probably make you into a whale. He’s all about keeping his s/o happy and if that takes lending you the funds to get your desired card, he has no problem doing so.

Asking him to roll is like asking a baby to walk, he’s unresponsive at first and looks at you with a tilted head. “Why would you want me to…roll for you?” When you tell him you think he’d have better luck, his feelings and ego get the best of him and he totally goes for it, ready to impress you with his “stunning” luck

Malleus has horrible gacha luck and he curses himself when he continues to fail to bring home the card his s/o wants. He’s a prince, how is it that he is unable to do something as trivial as getting you the card you want? His pride is wounded and ego deflated, but if you give him a few kisses in thanks for trying, he’ll cheer right back on up

#twst headcanons #twst #heartslabyul #octavinelle #pomefiore #diasomnia #trey clover #jade leech #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #malleus draconia #noodlewrites

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kaldurahms-lover · 3 years

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Ember || Tye Longshadow x Reader

pairing: Tye Longshadow x fem reader warnings: idfk, fluff? too much straight dialogue? OH, swear warning and warning for shitty writing lmao word count: 1364 words a/n: this is based off of Tye in Young Justice, and by that i mean the show Young Justice. I haven’t read the comics. Also Y/N is a meta with Pyrokinetic abilities (able to conjure and manipulate fire) and the alias “Ember”

(also this is a little long so have fun, hope you all enjoy <3)

Y/N was getting so damn sick of lying. It wasn’t not telling her family about her identity, it wasn’t the constantly having to make excuses for why she was so tired after a mission. It’s the fact that out of her two best friends on the world, she was keeping two huge secrets from one, while the other was helping her keep them. Y/N was on the team even before Jaime was. You can imagine the look of surprise when he was being introduced and saw a girl he’s known since forever just staring at him dumbfounded. “Do you two know each other or something,” Nightwing had asked. “Oh yeah, this is only one of my best fucking friends” she replied. Of course in all his glorious nosiness Beast Boy had felt the need to whisper (or what he considered whispering, everyone heard) “the one that's basically your brother or the one you like?” Y/N’s eyes widened in horror as she smacked him upside the head. Hard. “GAR! The one that's like my brother! God, you’re so fricking lucky that Jaime is the one here and not Tye or I would personally see to it that i ended up with a green tiger skin rug in my room.” Some of the others on the team were enjoying it, but Jaime was just processing 1) the fact that you were there and on the team, and 2) the fact that you liked Tye. “Wait Y/N, why are you here?” She turned her head back to her friend. “Oh, right! I’m Ember.” she said casually. Holding a small ball of fire in her palm. Safe to say, Jaime didn’t look at Y/N the same for a few days.

It seemed like such a cliché that she would end up in a spot where one of her closest childhood friends was like family, and she was romantically interested in the other. She acknowledged that fact. She hated that fact. But it was true. Y/N really did love Tye. Always had, always would, but the type of love had shifted, and she didn’t know how to tell him that. Especially with the whole behind the scenes superhero gig. But after Tye was abducted? After The Reach got their hands on one of the people she cared about most? There was no hiding it from him anymore. So she went to STAR Labs.

Tye had been there with the others roughly a few weeks. She went in costume. It was essentially the same as Nightwing's suit, but red, without a bird on the chest, and most importantly? Fireproof.

It wasn’t like she had to dramatically reveal herself to him. He knew her voice better than anyone else’s. Countless nights stayed at someone's house after running off in anger did that to someone. He didn’t necessarily want or expect to be able to have visitors, though. He wouldn’t even look up at Y/N until she talked, despite hearing her walk in. He just sat there on a bench in an almost empty room, staring at his shoes.

“Tye, hey”

his head snapped up

“Y/N? What the hell?”

“Shhh, I don't know who all’s listening in here. We can't go revealing my identity to everyone.”

She sat next to him. Leaning her head back against the wall before straightening out again when Tye spoke.

“Then why come in here knowing I would recognize you?” “Oh, maybe because I care about you? I missed you? Because Jaime and I made the team want to fucking kill us because of how worried we were about you?”

“….what do you mean Jaime and you?” “shit”

“He’s one of you too, then? One of us? A meta?”

“Not exactly”

“Well, then what the hell?”

“shit I'm really not supposed to tell you this-“

“Just spit it out, Y/N.”

“Blue beetle.”

“What?”

“He’s blue beetle. And he’s not a meta. He has alien tech fused to his spine.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah. anyways, I didn’t come here to sit here and expose Jaime”

“Speaking of which, what are you here for??”

“To tell you I love you.”

“Y/N we’ve said I love you about a billion times in our lives. We’ve established this. I love you, you love me. You didn’t have to come all the way here for that.”

“Not the same way I used to, you dipshit”

“What's that supposed to mean?”

“I don’t love you the way I love Jaime and the team and my family. I love you the way, that makes me really hate the fact that I can't kiss you right now.”

“Oh”

“Yeah dumbass. I know you’re not into me, but I wanted to tell you, in case anything ever happens, since we’ve both got targets on our backs at the moment”

“Who the hell said I wasn’t into you?”

“Um, me?”

“well, tell yourself to shut up”

“So, you do like me romantically?”

“Isn’t that what I just said?”

“But then, why did you never say anything?”

“Thought you were into Jaime. You guys were always a little more secretive, a little more busy. It makes sense why now”

“EW please don't make me think about that, Tye, Jaime’s like my brother how could you–“

“shut up”

“hey but imagine, you get a hold of your powers enough to either convince them to let you out or i convince them to let you on the team, you get to say your girlfriend’s a superhero”

“First of all, who in their right mind would believe me? And second, when did we skip to the term girlfriend?”

“Okay, I'm sorry, random bitch you just so happen to like very much?” “Mmm, definitely more along those lines.”

Y/N laughed, lacing her fingers with his.

“Tye I'm really fricking sorry we have to leave you here. I tried to ask if we could just train you guys, but Batman wouldn’t even hear my argument, he just asked Nightwing to bribe me with food to shut up. Which by the way only worked for so long before Impulse stole almost all my snacks— but that's besides the point, I don't like the idea of not being able to see you as much, but I’ll be here whenever I can, and I convinced the people here to give you extra special phone privileges for when I call, and I'm certain by this point you have my phone number memorized if you ever need me.”

He laughed lightly,

“ ‘course I do. And I’ll be fine here, I promise.”

“Oh, one more thing, feel free to tell your friends, the others abducted by the Reach, you can tell them who i am. Partially. Assuming you want to actually skip to the girlfriend thing and tell them you’e dating teenage superhero ‘Ember’?”

“Again, like they're gonna believe me”

“Dude, you literally got abducted by aliens and have superpowers. Nothing should be hard to believe.”

“Point taken.”

“Mmm, you never said no to the girlfriend bit, though.”

“mhm I would take that as a yes if I were you.”

It was a nice moment. Until Y/N’s phone rang. It was that distinct number, never kept in a contact. Nightwing. She answered with a sigh.

“What's up? New mission?”

“Yeah, how fast can you get here from STAR?” “Depends. I'm around 15-20 minutes from the nearest zeta tube, so gimme 25”

“Alright. Get here quick, though.”

“If I'm not there on time, you can always send impulse to come get me.”

And with that she hung up.

She ran a hand through her hair, then brought it over to rake through Tye’s. He leaned into her touch. He loved when she messed with his hair

“I'm so sorry I have to leave. I love you”

she stood up

“I love you too”

She started to walk out before turning on her heel right before she reached the door.

“One more thing.”

Y/N pulled Tye up to stand, then took a moment to cup his face in her hands before pressing a gentle, yet full of passion, kiss onto his lips. He brought his hands to her hips and smiled into the kiss.

“I was waiting for you to do that."

#tye longshadow #tye longshadow x reader #tye longshadow x you #x reader #character x reader #young justice #young justice x reader

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kazewhara · 2 years

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NOOOOOO WHY DIDNT I THINK OF ALBEDO

Excuse me while I have a crisis over whether I want it to be a Kazuha or Albedo fic. Fuck it, I’ll do both

But you see an even bigger issue is I can’t finish fics, I just get writer’s block and start a new one lmao. I really need to stop doing that if I want to start a webtoon but then again I’m lazy

-Anon has finally thought of a name, probably. Anon Sal? Does an Anon Sal exist? Idfk

something i'm learning in my creative writing class is that authors tend to step away from things for years upon years before they write something or pick it up again. fanfiction is... well, fanfiction, but it's similar in that you can easily get tired of writing it or hit a block so big that you feel like giving up altogether. so if you start one, seriously do it at your own pace -- not hastily on some passing idea, but do it because you really want to invest in it, because these things take time to write.

#z anon #anon sal doesn't exist #welcome to the club darling #man i should rlly heed my own words.#anon sal

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agentemo · 3 years

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I was such a cynical bitch when MCR broke up

I knew it was coming. you didn't? HAH. conventional weapons, which im sorry to say I mostly still don't care for*, felt like a long goodbye. silence, emotional blog post from Frank, 2 songs a week for 5 weeks, eerie silence. the rumors about Mikey saying they were done seemed more realistic when the rumors about fall out boy getting back together turned out to be true. 🎵 I'm an emo kid, non conforming as can be, my favorite band got back together of course the other one breaks up /awkward but rhythmic singing if you know the song

GOD I hated March 22nd for YEARS, idfk, I was so sadistically unsurprised when that God forsaken 23 whatever word blog post came up on lmao a blog that I followed religiously for years. I was unsurprised and then immediately bitter and listen - listen - what im about to say is an explanation not an excuse, because part of the personality disorder thing is that yeah hey it is me and I gotta own up to that nonsense but - I got real intense emotions from this borderline business and mcr defined my preteen and teen years and I was 3 months from 20 when they broke up and I loved them so muCh and they were Always so obnoxiously. mysterious. and reeked~ of gerard's artsy ghost bullshit and sometimes that shit made me angory cuz he would end a band this way the fucking prick GOD Frank would write that shit introducing us to the longest goodbye of a couple of singles for a few weeks ooh here's some scraps of new old shit nibble on that and then omfg fall out boy and then holy fucking shit my chemical romance and I fucking bled black eyeliner out my eyeballs in the spring of 2013 holy SHIT what an emotional roller coaster for my two favorite bands to put me on I was outta my mind with other shit already! weird year!!!

anyway I hated March 22nd for years and I hated how I felt about it, as someone who loved this band so much and grew up on their music, going to their shows, who well and truly had them sewn into the fabric of my childhood - who, on the positive borderline side, felt a deep love for a special and irreplaceable moment in time encapsulated by this band and their art... I hated how angry and sad I got about something that used to give me so much joy and hope, all because they broke up with me through text

so I like that you guys memed it. that's all! lmao I'm old and tired and next year, I will join in on the memes. this feels better, no matter what ends up happening. part of the joy of this band was its fans and I survived the first few months of the pandemic with you guys. I love you guys so much.

*is boy division, a song off conventional weapons, my favorite mcr song of all time? yes. so what? bye!

#delete later #maybe????#made a march 22nd post when i said i wouldnt and it just turned march 23rd in cali rip

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a-legit-dumbass · 3 years

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spoilers for yttd ch2 pt1

this time imma blog my thoughts as the chapter goes on

- WAIT HOLY SHIT I JUST STARTED AND- IS KAI SARA’S DAD?????? WTF.

- woah dream joe do be scary tho

-wait so keiji has halussionations? who did he lose?

- tf is this alter ego shit lmao

- there are 2 dolls now? is it bad that i already like the ginger femboy doll? also wtf is this token bullshit, i don’t like it it. trust capitalisim, ew

- ok so is sou good then? since he helped kanna? idfk anymore

- yeah no he was still using her oki doke nvm -_-

- tf happended to beenie bitch? why’d he lose his memory? he’s probobly lying.

- ok wait i love kanna again

- i just traded with Gin. istg he’s so wholesome sdhbjhakl

- i just realised i’ve played this game for 8 hours in total, thats so weird. also i really wanna cosplay a character, idk which one tho.

- so is kai good? watch the small possibility of there being an ally amongst the kidnappers being actually true. i hope it is, sounds cool

- fuck i just lost at the minigame where u copy the dance moves but i forgot to save before it so now i lost like half an hour of progress. shit.

- also wait is sou lying? like is he? at this point i dont think he is. ughghsfjd;sf.

- wait wait wait i just thought of something. i want reko to be my tall goth gf who’ll protect me and call me cute. please (ik she’s not really a goth but u get the idea)

-ok im gonna trust safalin with gin’s ingury but if she fucks up istg.

- ok sure sou, sure you didn’t fucking break the monitor, suuurrreee

-wait it wasn’t? shit who can’t i trust.

- if it was kaiji istfg m df gaskl;ks

- imma do some bonus attraction with my alt gf reko uwu

- oh no she has cuts on her hands no don’t push urself please

- thank the fucking LORD she’s safe i thought she died for a moment

- wait how tf does reko have both gloves if sara has one tf. something’s up with that room i don’t trust it.

- woah, the laptop’s in the rubble and we reading dem emails.

- tf. wow ok. so if i got this right, kai wasn’t bad. his parents were the leaders of the organisation starting the killing game. sara’s dad was involved which explains the thing at the start of the chapter. i’m guessing kai was a housekeeper helping the chindoin family and he told sara’s dad about the killing game. kai tried to pretend to capture the people for the game, however, his emails to sara’s dad went through to his parents too. his parents knew kai had betrayed them. my guess is that they put him in the game too as punishment.

- so, kanna’s sister died hating her? wow. no. thats not good.

- fuck. halucination at 40. but now i know more stuff about kaiji

- shit the phone’s gone

- FUCK U SOU SO YOU DID REMEMBER I FUCKING SAID SO DIDNT I FUCK YOU DSGFKLA;

- i got reko’s info. i got way too atached to her-

- NOOO SOU’S GONNA SHOW KANNA THE MESSAGE ON THE PHONE DFSJGFHL

- shit. why am i lowkey simping for the sprite of sou showing he has a collar.

-WTF. KAIJI WTF. this man really said ‘ur gonna diieee, i’m gonna kill u’

- mew-chan’s an enby icon lmao

- oki wtf i thought these guys were supposed to be dead

- i- excuse me????? discuss cancel or *what*?

- ayyyy it’s “the bath scene tm”

- i knew kaiji was fucking lying about being a cop

-oh no whats happeneing now. i dont really care about q-taro but to dont want him to die

- WAIT NOTHINGS GONNA HAPPEN TO GIN RIGHT. HES SAFE RIGHT?????

- WAIT NO PLEASE DONT KILL GIN ASFDGNJHSFL

-Q-TARO IF YOU DONT PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON ISTFG CFDVSGBHKLJ1D

-NO ISTG. ONE OF THE PERCENTAGES MUST’VE BEEN 35.5% BUT IT WONT LET ME PICK ITTTTTTT FUCKFUCKFUCK

- I DON’T CARE THAT ULL DIE JUST PRESS THE FUCKING SWITCH ISTGSFBDGS KLA;ID;’4KSHJ;HF’KAKGSLGADJ

- WAIT DO I HAVE TO SACRIFICE EITHER REKO OR NAO TO SAVE GIN?????

- YES YES YES YES YES THE ROPE BITCH NO ONE HAS TO DIE.

- WAIT SHIT NO PLEASE TELL ME REKO’S NOT SHITTY I CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER HEARTBREAK

- WAIT WHAT SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS WEIRD CLONE COPY FAKE SITUATION I’M SO CONFUSED WHAT DO I DO

- fuck it sorry i’m looking up a walkthough i have no clue what i’m doing

- i quickly glanced through it then gave sou the rope of happines. not using it anymore than that

- all i can say is that i hope the real reko is alive i need my amazing tall gf

- ooo the fake got dem tear streaks

- wait SHES DEAD? DSAFGHIPNQ1DGF NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCKCDSZVFNLKGASJ

- no. she’s dead. and alice is dying too. fuck man, i shouldn’t have gotten so attached.

- wait what?

- wait so ranger’s dead? i- wow. ok yn what i much prefer him to dye than anyone else so, good turn out i guess.

- gin is so wholesome istg

i’m gonna do a different post for the trial this is getting way too long

#yttd #yourturntodie #visualnovel #visual novel #your turn to die

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reminaissance · 4 years

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happy pride month!!!! a random q — would elsa and anna go to pride together? would they go all out with rainbow outfits and glitter and everything? (i lowkey just imagine rapunzel showering them with glitter and being the most enthusiastic amongst them)

Happy pride, lovie!!! 🌈

You are not wrong in any of your assumptions lmao, and you know what's kinda funny? I was actually gonna write a whole chapter for Pride but due to pacing and shit I had to skip it. But now that you ask... Well here's what I had in mind:

I'd pictured Anna being a bit gloomy because of what had happened with her parents back in May and the whole graduation fiasco, so Elsa and Rapunzel and Eugene and Kristoff were gonna show up at her place wearing outfits that made it look as though a rainbow had barfed on them, which really means (as you've already assumed correctly) that Rapunzel had gone all batshit crazy with the glitter. She also paints the pride flag on everyone's cheeks for good measure and makes everyone wear cute little gay shirts, like she'd have Kristoff wear a shirt that says Gay O.K. and she'd wrap Anna in a big ass pride flag as soon as she saw her.

I feel like Elsa would be a bit overwhelmed by the crowd you know? Cause pride in NY is mad insane but also very fun, but anyway Anna would always be standing right next to her, holding her hand and kissing her at every chance she could, and she would smile very widely because being surrounded by such buzzing and welcoming energy was exactly what she needed. And so Elsa would think that if she had to brave a thousand crowds full of happy, sweaty people just to see Anna smile she would. And Rapunzel would be all over the fucking place of course. She would climb on Eugene's shoulders just to watch the parade, and Kristoff would be hit on by so many guys (esp cause Rapunzel made him wear that Gay O.K. shirt) that he'd end up with a bunch of strangers' phone numbers scribbled on his arms and he wouldn't really mind one bit--he'd soak up the attention and flex his biceps and wiggle his eyebrows.

Then at some point, much later that day, when everyone's kinda sunburnt and high on gay energy, the girls would get rid of the guys. And why, you may ask? Well, there's a really popular lesbian bar in the Village called the Cubbyhole. It is literally that, a damn hole in the wall. The bar is tiny and full of neon, Christmas-y lights, and during pride it is so crowded it looks as though it could burst, and it is hard to get inside but once the girls do it it's like... fucking madness. Elsa and Anna get buzzed, which gives them the perfect excuse to get handsy with each other. Elsa becomes such a flirt, and Anna welcomes it with little pecks on her rainbow-flag-painted cheeks. As to Rapunzel... Well they fucking lose her at some point which is rather impossible in that place, but when she comes back she has a tall, butch lesbian trailing after her looking like she'd just won the lottery. And Rapunzel introduces them to her, and she'd be like "Hey guys! This is my new friend Sam!" (I just came up with that name idfk), and Lesbian Sam would nod and be like "'Sup," and Elsa would widen her eyes because Rapunzel and Sam have very different definitions of friend tonight, but Rapunzel is kinda drunk and a clueless non-lesbian. And Anna would be like "Uhhhh..." because they be knowing, but all they can do is watch with incredulity as Rapunzel laughs and accepts Sam's drinks until she ends up barfing in the Cubbyhole's bathroom or something, and when they're forced to leave cause Rapunzel has had a bit too much to drink she'd be like "But I don't have Sam's number!" And Elsa and Anna would look at each other and share a laugh.

They'd end up buying pizza at Joe's and then walk to the Hudson pier where they would sit and explain to Rapunzel the deal with her new "friend" Sam. They would watch a group of black boys vogueing on the lawn of the pier, and munch on pizza and sober up, and Anna would laugh constantly because her sadness would feel like a thing of the past, and Elsa would watch her as though she were falling in love all over again. She would laugh too, and be so so glad because this was her first Pride and it couldn't have gone better.

And Rapunzel would stare off with her mouth agape because she's just been enlightened by the gays, and she'd burst out laughing and say:

"Eugene is gonna make fun of me so hard for this."

PS. Bless u for this ask. I love u.

#this became.... a prompt?#it'll probably become a one shot at some point maybe #elsanna #pride #JOTU #my fic #elsanna fanfiction

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themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy · 5 years

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Can I request tony holland breakup angst where you leave and cry and he’s depressed and angry bc he knows it’s all his fault and you come back to him because he’s your anchor? Thanks hun xoxo

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Idfk who tony holland is lmao I’m assuming you meant Tom Holland so that’s who I did it with

Request a part 2 if you want one

This was not a normal fight okay

It was too heated

You had gone out drinking and didn’t tell Tom

But you didn’t think you needed to tell him your every move

He was waiting for you at home all night with candles set up around a romantic dinner table

You came home at around two am

He was livid

His jaw was set so stiff and he barely was able to lay you down in bed before stalking back to the living room and punching the couch pillow

Slow down honey the pillow doesn’t deserve this

He muffles his scream in the pillow and sleeps on the couch

You wake up in the morning and Tom isn’t next to you

You’re very concerned

You walk out into the living room and see him on his phone on the couch

“Morning bab-”

“We need to talk.”

uhm

okay

You sat down on the couch and he moved as far away from you as he could

“What’s wrong?”

“Where the hell were you last night?”

“I went out with my friends, and we had a few drinks. Is there something wrong with that?”

He rolled his eyes that mf the audacity

“Yes! I was waiting here for you the entire night and you didn’t even call me! I had a romantic dinner all set out, you didn’t even show up until two am!”

“I was out! If you wanted me here you should have told me! I would have been here!”

“The point is that you didn’t tell me where you were going, you got drunk, and I wasn’t there to make sure that you weren’t messing around with anyone!”

“Excuse me? Messing around with anybody? Who would I be messing around with?!”

“Other men!”

“Why would I be messing around with other men?”

“Well you obviously don’t love this one enough to come home at night!”

“Are you trying to say that I don’t love you?!”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me you love me.”

You do so

He just rolls his eyes

“That was so insincere!”

“How the hell was that insincere?! Listen, I can’t deal with this right now, I can’t have this discussion with you.”

“Then get out.”

“What?”

“Get. Out.”

“Thomas Stanley Holland, are you kicking me out of our home?”

“It’s not yours anymore, pack your things and leave.”

You cried

You couldn’t help it???

You grabbed a suitcase and packed your essentials

“I got my important things, I’ll come back for the rest some other time.”

“Get it within a week when I’m not here or it’ll be set on fire in the damn backyard.”

“Tom! What the hell is wrong with you?”

“You’re what’s wrong with me, leave”

I will do a part two if anyone wants bc I didn’t do half of the request lmao :’)

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hobiwonder · 5 years

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~Showering with ‘love’~ | (m)

genre: smut. pwp. fetish basically. crack??

pairing: jimin x reader

words: 3k+

warnings: blowjob, boob fondling. unprotected sex and other mentions of it. dirty talk. PEEING lmao idfk.

summary: Jimin has weird fetishes and oh; he also drank the recommended amount of water an adult should.

a/n: this is for my freak of a friend @parkmuse and her pEE fetish that i low-key maybe also have web kjerfudjnfbehdknws i know i said this type of stuff be a hard no from me but tbh i’d let all of bts pee on me. i hope you like this bri!!! it probably wasn’t as good or as dirty as u would have liked but i will try and write nastier stuff for my partner in crime who i send all my dirty fantasies to lol kjfdbcuirfckw.n. I hope u like this ily!!!!! -end sappy moment-

“Holy shit.” The heavy thump of your boyfriend taking a seat on the couch behind you is hardly a new occurrence for you to look back and ask if he’s okay. You were sitting on the floor near the couch, legs criss-crossed while you cut out the letters you had printed out for the poster that you were making for your charity dog wash. There was paper scattered everywhere on the coffee table and you really needed help with cutting out so many different letters and shapes and needed to make it interesting enough to catch the attention of the tens of kids who were usually out with their parents and dogs in the dog park near your flat.

But of course, Jimin had decided to go to the studio and practice with Hoseok and Jungkook for the charity event that you were holding.

“What now?” eyes never wavering while you tried to pristinely cut along the bold lines and not horribly mess up. You weren’t the best at with scissors let’s just say that. Jimin is still heaving behind you, probably doused in sweat and looking very much the walking temptation he is but you really needed to focus. The charity event was this weekend and you had so many more posters to make. And they all had to be handmade as well because it just seemed more authentic to you. Plus, that way people can hopefully tell how much this event meant to you and your boss will have to listen to you and expand the little family owned carwash in to a doggy wash too! Just the thought of working with the little puppers that lived in your neighbourhood had you cooing internally.

“Hoseok hyung is taking thisway too seriously. He made us practice the same move for over 2 hours babe. Two hours!” You know he’s throwing his hands in the air from exasperation without having to look behind you. Hoseok really was a perfectionist and that’s saying something after dating Jimin for almost two years and seeing how meticulous he was with his performances.

“I drank so much water and now I have to go pee but I’m so,” he lets out a loud, exaggerated groan – probably wanting your attention – “so, tired. Babe, look at me.” His cute little whine is what comes next.

Yup, you called it. You knew your boyfriend to the T. And also, you were glad he was drinking actual water for once and not alcohol or a fizzy drink. You put down the little funky ‘G’ you had cut out and finally look back at your pouting and – ugh, slightly stinky – boyfriend.

“I am looking. And smelling,” you’re scrunching your nose at him while you sniff towards his direction and he only kisses the air towards you, shooting you a wink. “Go take a shower you stinky poo.”

“Seriously? Stinky poo? I’m fucking roasted.” He’s shaking his head in mock defeat and you only just roll your eyes at him. You really needed to get this done.

“Well if you’re done roasting then please go shower and come help me with this.” And he’s whining again. What did this boy want?

“Jimin,” you call out his name in a warning while picking up the other shape to get some headway with this poster and maybe scare your cute boyfriend in to getting his supple butt in the shower quickly so he could help.

“Fine.” He drags out the word to probably buy more time and keep laying on the couch but another stern look from you has him scampering up from the couch. “I have to pee anyway. Ugh, I think I’m made of 90% water at this point.”

“Good. Your Sahara desert body probably needs it.” You can hear Jimin scoff from the bedroom while he yells out to you.

“Excuse you but I am always hydrated!”

“Drinking flavoured water doesn’t count!” You yell right back. “It’s practically a fizzy drink.”

“No it’s not!”

“Jimin just shower. Gosh.” You mutter under your breath but can’t help and laugh that he still insists on fighting with you about this topic.

It’s only been about 20 minutes until you hear the shower turn off and out comes Jimin and you could cry from happiness. Finally that turd can help you.

“What took you so long?” You’re gritting out from between your teeth without looking behind you – again. But this time, instead of hearing Jimin answer you, he opts for pressing himself against your back as he settles his legs on either side of you on the floor. You can feel his body heat and tell that he’s shirtless. The cool droplets of water that still clung to his hair fell on to your thin shirt when he nestles his head in the crevice between your neck ended and your shoulder blades started – pressing sweet, cool kisses with his plump lips.

“Jimin,” the word is said in a breath while you try to keep them even, feeling his kisses get wetter and wetter as he drags his lips up and down the length of your throat, threading his hands in your hair to tilt it back as he hums back in response.

“J-Jiminie- I n-need help with… with this.” He seems to be in no rush and neither does your body because it’s melting back in to his own.

“Or you need a break.” His words reverberate against your throat as his hands now decide to slither down towards your breasts, kneading them through your thin blouse. His legs have completely trapped you between them as they surround you – you can barely comprehend anything as it is because the only thing you can count on is you soiling your underwear prematurely and you would rather do that on Jimin’s cock.

But of course he had to always do things his way. It was a good thing you were adventurous too – just enough.

“J-Jimin…. Stop teasing. D-Do it already if you’re going to.” Your voice is breathy and you don’t sound nearly as assertive as you’d hoped to. All your demand does is make his chuckle while he unbuttons your shirt, vascular arms resting just beneath your heaving breasts and you just watch in amazement as he takes his time unbuttoning ever button with care. Opposite to how he usually is – taking off both of your clothes in a haste.

“How about you get me ready, hm?” the words press in close to your ear, his warm breath fanning across your lobe and making you shiver almost violently, “would you do that for me princess?”

There it was. Your weakness: the ‘princess’ card. You would jump off the empire state building if he asked you anything in this tone and the said word attached – damn it!

Jimin is pressing open-mouthed, wet kisses across your collar bone while his hands unclip your bra from behind – baring you completely from the top half of your body. His hands now gently massaging the heavy mounds in his stubby fingers which turn in to deliciously sharp pinches of your hardened nipples between his thumb and index finger.

“O-Oh fuck. Jimin I-I’m going to c-cum like this if you don’t stop.” You positively sound like you’ve run a marathon which is the farthest thing from your mind – even if you do run marathons. Plus, Jimin was definitely more of a work out than running 10k.

“Then get to work.” You yelp as slaps you between the legs – the thump landing squarely in your clit even through the fabric and you swear you almost creamed your panties.

Finally, Jimin is sitting back so you can turn around and work him out of his sweats. You thank the lord above for sweatpants because that just means one less item of clothing you have to take off since Jimin obviously went commando under it. Judging from the curved shape of his length that continued to grow as you salivated for it in midst of taking them off. Jimin is just sitting back – arms and legs splayed as he watches you fumble off his sweatpants – almost looking at you like a Sultan ready to be serviced. The shit-eating grin on his face usually has you telling him off but you two hadn’t had sex in a week and that was a long while. At least for the two of you and especially Jimin who had a particularly large sex drive and sometimes sliding his cock in to you twice in a day whether it meant riding him or a morning quickie. So it wasn’t exactly your fault that you were eager. Who know – what with your busy schedules when you two would have time to screw each other’s brains out again.

“Wait, baby – let me sit on the couch.” Jimin sits up on the seat when you just stare at his lap wondering how you were going to suck him off as he sat on the floor with you. Thankfully, him being slightly more elevated means you can suck your boyfriend’s dick without anymore mishaps.

He’s opening his legs wide again – completely naked while you sit with your shorts still on while your breasts swing free. Perspiration lacing your body while Jimin still looked refreshed with his wet hair partially dried now. He’s grabbing his length enticingly – looking you straight in the eyes while his hand goes to his fully hardened cock – smearing the top half of the length with his creamy fluid – aiming it right at you.

“Come closer, princess. Have a taste.” His voice is a tantalising whisper towards the end and you’re almost drooling looking at his veiny member throbbing in his hands. Hurriedly – it’s as if you can’t bear to waste any more time just admiring Jimin with his cock in his hand while he looks at you expectantly, biting his lip cherry red. You lick your lips before slowly sliding his cock in your mouth, working the tips inside as you suck it gently with your lips tightly covering it like a seal.

“Fuck.” Jimin’s whisper is so close and throaty and it’s the sexiest thing you’ve heard and will hear probably. His hands have slid in your hair as he holds it to guide your mouth on his length – your head bobbing up and down as you slide more of its girth inside your mouth. Your mouth is quickly running out of space and you are already gagging obscenely on his cock. Good thing – that’s just the way Jimin liked it; messy.

“Fuck yeah. Good girl. Suck me harder baby.” His mouth has lost its filter and it’s only making you wetter. You realise you are most likely to come just like this after being on edge for so long – your panties sticking to your core – contoured perfectly to the shape of your pussy. Jimin’s hand is firm and his head is thrown back in pleasure – only breathy groans escaping.

“Yeah, yeah. Fuck! You’re such a good cocksucker baby. S-So good.” He’s looking own at you again while your eyes peer right back. Your hands twist around the length that you weren’t able to fit in and saliva is dripping around your mouth while you moan around him. You’re sure the delicious vibrations are sending him even closer to the edge. You needed for him to finish so he could help you out otherwise yhou were going to faint from withdrawals.

“Fuck princess. I’m about to c-cum. Fuck wait!” You don’t stop – thinking it’s just him trying to stop you from making him cum. Instead your suck harder – lips stretched to almost painful width.

“y/n baby, stop. I-I think I’m going to pee in your mouth if you don’t!” And you’re off his length with a pornographic ‘pop’ as you catch in much needed air. You sit there on your knees while Jimin also catches his breath – looking slightly dishevelled and a bit confused. Or pained? Which one was it?

“W-What? Go to the bathroom then you nut!” Jimin is stroking his length once more and you just give him another incredulous look as if to ask ‘what are you doing.’

“I don’t know! I-It feels good but it feels like I’m going to pee ugh. Fuck my life.” His head is thrown back against the couch as he continues to tug and pull at his painfully hard cock – the wet sounds only making you hornier. And then you think; how bad could this be?

“You said you drank… a lot of water today right?”

“Yeah.” Jimin moans back his answer – squeezing the mushroom head of his cock and you’re mesmerised. Watching him jack off was a personal favourite. He looked like an Adonis with his abs clenching every single time he breathed out.

“So your pee can’t be that bad.. right?” Jimin’s head is shooting up so fast you almost flinch back at his eagerness.

“Yes.” His reply is firm and quick. Jimin has had this kink for a while but your worries about his diet and how unsanitary it would be to try had always kept you a bit wary of this but today he did drink a lot of water. Maybe you could… give it a try?

You sit up straight on your knees, placing both of your hands on his own knees with a determined look in your eyes. You were somehow incredibly turned while you watched the wheels turn in his head.

“Go ahead Jiminie… can’t believe I’m saying this but; you can pee on me.” His eyes are almost popping out of their sockets as he stares back – sinking further in to the couch as his legs spread further.

“A-Are you sure, y/n? you’re not grossed out? F-Fuck.” He’s moaning under his breath again and you point out with a groan of your own as you continue to eye his impressive length.

“Only because you’ve drunk a shitton of water and your pee won’t stink.” Your glare only lasts for a few seconds and you’re back to trying to be seductive - even just a smidge.

“O-Okay. Fuck this is so hot.” He’s sitting up slightly more as his gaze zeroes in on your breasts.

“Play with y-your tits baby. Fuck. That’s it. Pinch your nipples princess.” Your own head is now thrown back as you complete his requests – pinching your already tender nipples even more as each tug sends a wave of arousal out of you – making a mess of your panties.

“F-Fuck! Here it c-comes fuck fuck fuck-” from then on it’s an incoherent mess of curses and the name of Jesus being thrown around like he was praying. The first hot stream is right underneath your collarbone. Thankfully – it’s white and no unpleasant odour exists and you can’t help but moan when the next stream hits right on your nipple. Your eyes open and what you see has you moaning aloud. Jimin is jerking off his length almost violently fast as spurts of his urine land on your nipples – just like he’s aiming.

Each warm stream is almost stimulating your nipples with the sheer velocity of his aim. And just like that – a more thicker substance is now coating your breasts and you know Jimin has just cum.

“Fuck I’m cumming baby. I’m going to dirty up your tits even more.” He’s hissing between his teeth as he continues to milk is erection off his creamy substance while you rub the mixture of his urine with his pearly white cum in your breasts.

“Give me a-all of it Jiminie. I want your cum.” You can’t even tell anymore what’s pee and what’s his cum as he keeps dribbling on you and you keep on massaging your breasts – positively slick with his pee and his cum. The glide of you hand on your breasts is so smooth you never want to stop caressing them

Jimin is spent as he falls back on to the couch – his cock slightly flaccid in his lap but hardening soon after he catches his breath and watches you lost in your own world as you continue to rub your nipples. Pull, pinch and press on to them.

“Clean me up baby.” You swollen lips have encased his length with no hesitancy as you lap up his cum from the tip – knowing very well there could be traces left of urine as well. This was strangely hot to you too.

Maybe Jimin finally broke your gross fetish radar.

“J-Jimin.” You cry aloud when the ache in your pussy is ready to have you combusting on the spot.

“I’ll take care of you baby. Come up here princess.” His cooing has you climbing up in his lap as fast you can after taking off your jeans. As soon as you’re straddling his naked thighs, Jimin’s lips are descending down to your urine/cum coated nipples and lapping at them like he’s expecting milk to come out.

“Jimin.” The soft sigh has him finally positioning his length underneath you and all you want to do is scream in happiness when you finally slide down his cock – labia stretching around his thick intrusion.

“Can’t believe you let me do that baby. That was so hot I love you so much.” He’s mumbling the words around a mouthful of tit and you’re trying your hardest to not cry from the overwhelming pleasure and relief.

“O-Only b-because you d-drank so much water. Ungh J-Jimin!” He’s begun thrusting up in to you from beneath – his balls slapping obscenely against your ass as he holds it between his hands. You were surely going to find prints on it tomorrow because it seems like this s just the beginning.

Jimin makes you cum three times that day and by the time he’s don with you – it’s nightfall and no work is done on the cut-outs for the doggy wash because you’re so tired afterwards that you don’t have the energy to get up and finish or ask Jimin to while you both pant – trying to catch your breath after he takes you missionary – mostly making love to you the last time while his fingers rub your clit to another orgasm.

The next morning – you find that Jimin has left for his practice again and what do you know; the cut-outs are done and placed tidily on the coffee table in the living room with a note with them – probably from Jimin.

Ugh you loved him so much. Of course you would let him pee on you.

a/n: pls still follow me rj bkfjeneined

#jimin x reader #drabble #hobiwonder #yeah idk #i hope u guys like it too!!

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