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incorrectbatfam · 22 days

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I made another Uquiz lmao

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #marvel #comics #comic books #personality quiz #uquiz #tw swearing #tag yourself #the worst person you know just made a great point

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oifaaa · 2 months

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Hey so

You and your kids as batfam au?

Sure so obviously I'd be Bruce and you guys take this quiz and tell me what child of mine you are

#ask #anon #this is my first time making a quiz #its got 3 questions that will determine #based on my judgement #which batkid you are #tell me who you get #opp never mind couldnt share it unless it had 7 questions #but now it does #also dont lie about which one you get #ill be able to tell

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Batfamily Incorrect Quotes #3

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Bruce: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Jason: *Eating a sandwich* Kill two

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*Steph waking into the Batcave to discover Tim surrounded in the current case’s papers*

Steph: What the hell are you doing?

Tim: *Near tears* MY FUCKING BEST, OKAY!?

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Dick: *Hugs Damian*

Damian: What was that?

Dick: Affection.

Damian:

Dick:

Damian: Do it again.

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*Having a family dinner*

Jason: Can you pass the pepper?

Duke: What’s the magic word~?

Jason: *Clearly not impressed*

Jason: *Starts chanting in Latin*

Duke: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Jason’s hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!”

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Damian: *Tossing a spider outside* Treat spiders how you wish to be treated.

Tim: Killed without hesitation?

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Dick: What’re you reading, Bruce?

Bruce: Just a book about the things I love!

Dick: … Those are just pictures of me and the others …

Bruce: Oh really? What a coincidence.

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Steph: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…

Bruce: Eyeliner.

Tim: Ball gowns.

Cass: Battle armour.

Jason: The blood of your enemies.

Duke: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.

Dick: Glasses.

Steph: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick.

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Alfred: “Master Tim, you are going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up any later!

Tim: Jokes on you! I’m gonna hate myself in the morning regardless!

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Jason: I’m backkkkkkk.

Bruce: You died! I literally saw your dead body! You were dead!

Jason: *Shrugging nonchalantly* Death is a social construct.

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Duke: What are you looking at?

Jason: Doing a Buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of scented candle he is* Porn.

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Dick: *Drunk* In every single Christmas movie Santa never goes to the house next door. He always gets in his sleigh and fucks off twenty miles east!

Jason: Dick, can you shut the —

The other Batkids: No, let him finish.

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thatcrackheadnextdoor · 2 years

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Guess who just got fucking destroyed by a batkids quiz

#incorrect batfam

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sardonic-sprite · 2 years

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Hello!

Starting roughly Wed/Thurs, I'll be on a 3week soft break from posting. (Soft meaning I may post something short but nothing on a schedule.) I will still answer any comments and questions that come in, both here and back on ao3. For now though, here's what to expect in the next week/when I'll be coming back to projects in August:

Repletion

My goal is to get out one more chapter before the break

After the break, I'll be starting in on the trial phase of the story, which means LOTS of research, lol.

So my soft guess is that I'll start updating every other week, probably on Sundays, starting in August

As You Wish

Only one more request to fill for this batch

Should be done in the next week

Halfway to reopening requests

In A Better World

Cass to be introduced this week

Between Damian and Steph, which Batkid would you like to see next?

Basically my plan for this is to add each Batkid and conclude with the College Student Jason longfic

Just so we're on the same page ig

Celebrity Batwaynes

May release some shorts while on vacation, who knows?

Next full-length fic will be another quiz so please vote

"Which Gotham Villain Would You Be Besties With?"

Or "Which Gotham Rogue Are You?"

If you don't have a tumblr, please feel free to interact back on ao3. All I ask is please comment on the appropriate fic or series

Thanks for reading!

- Sprite 🧚‍♀️

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jasontoddsguns · 3 years

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Batman’s kids only call him ‘dad’ when they:

a) want something from him

b) are scared shit-less

c) are literally dying

d) all of the above

#dc #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #the answer is d #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke Thomas #batkids #pop quiz

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eldestnightwingsyndrome · 3 years

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i made a quiz. which batkid are you and what should you talk to your therapist about like asap

#dc #k rambles #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #Tim Drake #Red Robin #Stephanie Brown #batgirl #cassandra cain #black bat #damian wayne #robin #duke thomas #the signal #the spoiler #greatest hits

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sohotthateveryonedied · 3 years

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just made a which embarrassing batkid outfit are you quiz because i had nothing better to do lmao

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mikyapixie · 3 years

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I already knew I was fucked up but this takes it to a whole another level. Damn.

#uquiz

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1schadenfreude1 · 2 years

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i wrote a batkid quiz

#batman dc comics #batfamily #batman #batfam #batfandom #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #cass cain #barbara gordon #steph brown #duke thomas

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oifaaa · 2 months

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I think my favorite thing abt your second question in the quiz is that I've no doubt that the batkids all actually consider their reactions to be completely normal.

My favourite thing about the second question is that Tim did every single answer but he'd only admit to doing 4 out of the 5

#ask #anon #i might have just given away #why so many people have been getting tim #woops

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lizallanosborn · 3 years

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Thinking abt my DC verse where Eddie has a mainecoone named Sphinx who's essentially his therapy cat. She follows him everywhere and insists on sitting on Eddie's shoulders. She's very good at noticing when he's in pain or going thru a really bad mental state and will refuse to leave his side.

She was a stray kitten but Eddie managed to gain her trust and take her in. She's incredibly spoilt and has everything a cat could want. Eddie even has a harness for her so he can take her for walks occasionally or so she can be with him when he pops out. Shes also close and protective of Emilia aka Enigma and their other cat, Quizzical, Quiz for short.

Eddie treats her like a baby. Sphinx is fond of Eddie's partner's; Selina, Bruce, Jon, Oswald- and the batkids but is very wary of other people. She also likes to scream a lot and sit on Jon's head.

#riddler #the riddler #edward nygma #edward nigma #Sphinx is her fur baby and she loves to show her off #puzzlingstoriesverse #puzzling posts

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sasukeibu · 3 years

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