Archangel Gabriel when Mary keeps screaming after he appeared in her house
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Why people leave things in Jesus's hands baffles me
Like why are you putting your problems in hands that have holes in?
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An idea my roommate and I just came up with because it’s 1 AM and we just talked for the first time in a week:
Biblically accurate angels visit the shepherds and Mary and in their “be not afraid” speech they include various epilepsy warnings and potential triggers or spiritual compensation promises if the sight of them causes mental damage
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Conservative Christians will be like, "only snowflakes yell about pronouns!"
Then throw a fit when you call God a she.
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