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I told my boss I work well under pressure, but she's making me work well ice ice baby instead
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4amtherapy 11 months
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She鈥檚 so Controling 馃檮. Team Gerald.
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thedankmemes 2 months
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miniaturecatmentality 2 months
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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spineless-lobster 4 months
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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badjokesbyjeff 1 month
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...聽
I've told her not to get her hopes up. "After all," I say, "we're only going to celebrate it for half a minute" when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out "This is your thirty-second birthday"
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madame-helen 3 months
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thoughtportal 7 months
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Gentrified food snacks
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iknowmorethanyou 1 month
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Follow me for more 鉂わ笍
Click Here For Box Wars 馃
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tomcruisingthroughlife 2 months
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dont-be-tumb 1 year
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bladdictedworld 6 months
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thedankmemes 6 months
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introvertedx10 2 years
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badjokesbyjeff 30 days
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I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.聽
Oh well. Hindsight is 1.
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madame-helen 5 months
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