I told my boss I work well under pressure, but she's making me work well ice ice baby instead
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She鈥檚 so Controling 馃檮. Team Gerald.
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...聽
I've told her not to get her hopes up. "After all," I say, "we're only going to celebrate it for half a minute" when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out "This is your thirty-second birthday"
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I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.聽
Oh well. Hindsight is 1.
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