A free bird leaps on the back of the wind…
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The robins’ arrested development is fascinating to me on a meta level.
The first child sidekick of the golden age of comics, never meant to be a man, a child for forty years who fought and demanded the right to grow up.
The second robin is slain in his career’s infancy. An unaging symbol of lost innocence because innocence itself was no longer required. Who burst back out of his grave unwillingly, in a man’s body, dragged into adulthood all at once. A child killed twice over.
The third robin, who was comfortable in his place as a child as a sidekick, evicted because someone else needed that spot, only to be wedged back into the box. Not quite a man, but he can’t go back to being a boy either, stuck in the in between.
And the fifth robin, still a child. Destined to grow into an adult role that will never be vacated, and so cannot grow up.
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Jack: If you have a problem with how our son is being raised, you talk to us.
Bruce, Dick and Jason at the same time: I have a problem-
Janet: We don’t want to hear it!
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Now, what exactly happened when Dick first came to live with Bruce in this AU?
Disclaimer: Canon is stupid and I don't respect it
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Dick: did you take me in cause you’re lonely?
Bruce: ….no
Dick: it’s not polite to lie
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Bruce: I don’t think I can let a child fight crime
Dick: *looks like he’s going to cry*
Bruce: okaynodon’tdothatyoucanfightalittlecrime
Dick: you’re the best! *leaves to make a costume*
Bruce: …. Alfred he said I’m the best
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Bruce: don’t play with that, I’m taking it away from you
Dick: I’ll tell Alfred on you *clutches onto Bruce’s cape*
Bruce: … what
Dick: I’ll do it
Bruce:
Dick:
Bruce:
Dick: ALFR-
Bruce: *puts his hand over Dick’s mouth* fine fine fine
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Dick: Bruce I had a nightmare
Bruce: that’s… not good
Dick: *frowns*
Bruce: do you want to go…. ride in the Batmobile?
Dick: yes!
~Bonus~
Dick: Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce where’s Alfred
Bruce: he went to visit England, remember?
Dick: oh yeah well I’m hungry
Bruce: …. I can make you food
Dick: okay!
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Bruce: what do we tell Alfred *horrified*
Dick: *shrugs* that sounds like a you problem
Bruce: hnn
Dick: alrighttttt say I didn’t know you can’t put water on grease fires
Bruce: …. okay….. thankyou
Dick: anytime B man
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If y'all wanna send me ideas for this please do!
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Do I want a Batfam musical or do I actually want a Robins musical that is very similar to Six: The Musical, where they all fight over who was the best robin.
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tagged by @pocketramblr
OH I FORGOT TO TAG PEOPLE
@rose-blooms-red @figurativepieceoftrash @achairwithapandaonit @queenangst and uhm uhm anyone else who wants to be @ ed bc im not sure who in our circle has already been tagged
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i’m having thoughts about batman vs green arrow, and how the central characters shape the stories their supporting casts are allowed
like, in batman comics, bruce’s story is about being permanently shaped by a grief he can never move on from (his parent’s deaths, and later jason’s death). the premise of batman, bruce’s unyielding dedication to his mission, requires that bruce always be living in the shadow of his formative trauma, always responding to it. structurally, he can never be allowed to heal (because a happy bruce wayne isn’t batman), which means he can’t really grow. his supporting cast can develop and grow in their own right, but they can’t leave (bc they’re batman characters), so they stay stuck in the same unhealthy dynamics with bruce. this creates a narrative paradigm where positive change rarely sticks, cycles aren’t broken, and the easiest story to tell is a tragedy. bruce isn’t allowed a happy ending, so nobody who loves him gets one either.
now compare this with green arrow, where ollie’s stories are so often about having the humility, courage, and determination to take accountability for your mistakes and change for the better. transformative change is his whole deal! it’s the point of the island! and his relationships with his supporting cast reflect this. ollie messes up, he learns from it, and his relationships with other characters develop and improve accordingly. the point of the story is that ollie changes, making change possible for everyone. and so green arrow books present a paradigm where characters are allowed to grow in ways that stick, where harm can be learned from instead of brushed aside, and where happy endings aren’t guaranteed but do largely feel possible. yk?
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-source: Batman (1940) #5-
Weapon of Choice: First reinterpretation of La Pieta in Batman.
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HC that Dick spent most of his early years just following Bruce wherever he went- like he goes on all business trips to foreign countries and does his schoolwork (he’s homeschooled/private tutoring til at least high school) in Bruce’s office. He’s occasionally seen doing increasingly ridiculous stunts in the background of Bruce’s zoom calls. One time B just left the room and put a 10 year old Dick in charge for the rest of the meeting. The kid closed a business deal, declared a corporate wide policy for paid birthdays off and organized a bring your dog to work day. When meetings become too boring B puts himself on mute and plays catch with Dick until someone actually has something worth saying. And everyone remembers but it’s taboo to bring up that time Bruce got (accidentally) blasted in the face with a football while discussing budget cuts
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*on the family gc*
Jason: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Jason: LONG LIVE LOVE or whatever
Jason, 5 seconds later: Sorry, my bad. I meant to say that love sucks and that it's not real
Cass: 😳
Dick:... uh you okay there, bud?
*Bruce is recording audio*
Tim: Oh no
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Hey I was stalking ur page just now and tripped over the “dick and tim and food” posts and it made me think of how, during the “Robin in keystone city” arc, pizza is brought up at least twice, and both times tim specified that he doesn’t want pineapple on the pizza. BUT iirc tim normally enjoys or at the very least tolerates pineapple on pizza, and I wanted to know if you thought maybe tim was avoiding pineapple pizza bc it’s a tim and dick thing for him and he’d miss his brother or something
Or maybe I’m just being weird or something idk
HEADCANON ACCEPTED I LOVE THIS
(the context of the panel is that dick ordered pizza, and alfred told him that he could've made food, so dick is saying "uh huh but i bet you wouldn't willingly make anoudille and pineapple pizza though" and alfred is all "no i would NOT and i can barely tolerate that you're eating it in front of me")
anyway so YES clearly tim can't eat andouille or pineapple pizza without Dick!! it'd be lonely
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Dick, to a crying Tim: Aww, what's wrong sweetheart?
Tim: Karen said I'm an ugly troll.
Dick: Now that ain't true. You're as cute as a bugs ear.
Tim: Brothers have to say stuff like that.
Dick: Hey, Jason! Am I as cute as a bugs ear?
Jason: No you're as ugly as a mule's butt!
Dick, to Tim: There, see?
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Anyway, once again, sticker of all of these goobers.
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