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I am so sorry I couldn’t help myself
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livelle · 2 years
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bench trio reacting to reader blasting two trucks? (i randomly thought of this at 3am lmao and now im writing it now-)
a/n: YOOOOO LOVE THAT HAHA here it is!! Hope ya like it. Thank you so much anon for requesting :D pog
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TWO TRUCKS HAVING-
bench trio ( separate ) / you!!!
summary: the funny song by lemon demon, if you like benchtrio you know it for sure. It’s just became a meme. Enjoy.
NO PRONOUNS USED
tw: swearing
PLATONIC!
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Tubbo:
He was streaming, playing on the big dig SMP he liked so much. It had been a completely normal stream, you chilling out on his bed. You were bored as hell, and you were just scrolling through tiktok, when you came by the funniest thing ever. It was about ‘playing two trucks by lemon demon in public’. You were snickering, and got an idea. You connected your phone to the speaker in his room and blasted it while dancing and shouting along with the lyrics in the background of his stream. He covered his face in his hands, him laughing at you, but he covered it. ‘YOU TOO?!!’ he screamed at you, jokingly angry. He was referring to Ranboo, who was obsessed with lemon demon, and had pulled this prank on him lots and lots of times. But you doing it, still made him laugh. The chat was full of ‘KEKW’s, laughing at your energy and Tubbo’s done face. He ended shortly after, making a comment like ‘Well, maybe the reason I like you so much is because you are basically my best friend in another form’ ( Ranboo ) which made you laugh.
Tommy:
He’s probably on someone else’s stream, like on Phil’s. They were just playing on Origins SMP. You walk up behind him grinning widely as he has no clue. You put the speaker next to his headphones and clicked the ‘play’ button on your phone. ‘TWO TRUCKS HAVING-‘ was heard through the speaker, making Tommy flinch, and even Philza which he was on vc with. Philza broke down laughing, him knowing exactly what was going on over the other line and who did it, knowing you too well. His chat was going wild and was making clips because of Tommy’s funny reaction. He first squeled in a high-pitched voice, then yelled: ‘Y/NNNNN!!!!!!!’ and lots of laughs after. ‘REALLY?!! TWO TRUCKS DOING. THAT?! WHAT THE F IS THAT’ he screamed, in between wheezes. ‘YOU DONT KNOW THAT?! YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB*SS’ you screamed back, radiating the same energy, which made chat laugh even more. ‘B*TCH FIGHT ME THEN’ he yelled, which made you answer ‘NUH UH YOU KNOW I’D WIN’. ‘It’s true’ he told Phil, which made him snicker. After the stream, he sat next to you on his sofa, ruffling your hair. ‘The chat loves me’ you commented. ‘As they should’ he said, smiling at you.
Ranboo:
this man is the lemon demon man. We all know it. You like the music too, but he never thought you were gonna do this. He was mid VR stream, playing some horror game and was absolutely terrified, feeling a jumpscare coming up. When the tension had builders up to its highest points and the music of the game stopped, you played the song and the too loud lyrics bursted through his room. ‘AAAaAaAaaAGHhH!!‘ you heard hun yell, and fall over on the ground. You laughed hard at him, him laughing too, not believing the joke you just made. ‘YOU HAVE JUST BEEN JUMPSCARED BY YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST HOW DOES THAT FEEL? HM?’ You yelled at him. He was still recovering from the intense laughing fit and almost heart attack you gave him, ‘I ahhum, I AM BEYOND SAD-‘ he screamed at you. You laughed for another 10 minutes long. It was a clip people put in compilations of you two, just how funny it was and how Ranboo had genuinely fallen to the ground. After the one time this happened it became a habit, every now and then he would jumpscare you with the song, and then you again. You would always laugh your asses off, it still being funny as it had became an inside joke between the two of you.
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a/n: I AM ON MY POSTING ARC PHEW- anyways!!! Ur cool! Hope you liked this and if not I will remake it no problem! Thank you for all the requests, it makes my heart full :D love u guys and goodnight for now! <3
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haikyoonn · 4 years
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Karasuno First Years - Sleepover Hc's
✨ bcs everyone needs friends, me included✨
Warning: cursing and fluffy friendship
gn! reader
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In your house, obviously.
Basically, you and Yachi were talking about daily randomness and she ended up telling you that she never went to a sleepover before
You stared at her like "bitch, ykw???" Or like "Me too."
Little baby almost cried when you said the both of you should do one together
You two went to Kyioko to ask if she was free and if she wanted to join, but sadly she had plans already
Sad™
Smol tangerine boy noticed the disappointment and asked what was wrong
He cares ok? 🥺
Yachi was the first one to tell him almost instantly, sad puppy eyes
She doesn't have a lot of friends, she wanted the sleepover so bad 😞😞
Hinata said "OH NO!" precious
He wanted to help, so he stroked a proud pose and said he would join with sparkles around his face ✨✨✨
Happiness: 100% level
It didn't last too long until Kageyama knew about the sleepover
Ofc tangerine would tell him or the whole team
He was like " I'm going to a sleepover and you are not! I WON!"
Kageyama: tf is a sleepover?
You were distributing water bottles when he went running to you asking to join the sleepover thing
You were like: ??? Who told you???
Ofc you wouldn't say no to him, like??? He's baby, tf??? That sparking eyes???
When you said he could join he felt cocky while his hands were on his hips
But then he made a "I'm confusion" face and asked you what a sleepover was
Patience™
Yamaguchi looked at him concerned slowly taking the bottle of your hands
Yamaguchi: You don't know what a sleepover is?
Kageyama: Am I supposed to?
*Tsukishima scoffed in the distance
Tsukishima: Kings don't go to sleepovers, they don't have friends, only slaves
You invited the salt just because of that.
He rejected.
Kageyama was lost, you didn't answer him
Yamaguchi asked who were invited and asked if we could join too politely with a slight blush
Must protect.
Now that Yama is officially part of the sleepover, Tsukishima would 100% be there as well
It's the law.
Sleepover time! 🤠🤠
You and Yachi walked together to your house after practice at the Friday Night
Both of you stopping at some stores to buy some snacks and c a n d y 🍭🍭
And ice cream, just because
Yamaguchi and Tsukishima arrived at the same time, and Yamaguchi also bought food with his sleeping plushie
He does have one, shush
Tsukishima bought salt.
His headphones and sleep mask 💅🏼✨
Hinata and Kageyama showed up panting at you door, you assumed they were racing who would reach your place first
Hinata jumped on you it's his style to greet someone and entered your house jumping on top of the couch
Someone is excited.
Kageyama shoved a volleyball at your face with his two hands
Kageyama: I BOUGHT A VOLLEYBALL!
You: Oh really? Didn't notice.
Tsukishima is hugging his knees and is disgusted "who tf would bring a volleyball to a sleepover???"
Hinata was already eating and Yachi was trying to hide the other snacks from him
Yamaguchi is smiling and calmly sitting in the ground next to the salt, he was actually really happy that he's hanging out with friends
Movies! 🤠🤠
Yamaguchi is screaming while hugging your arm and Yachi passing out on the sofa with the horror movie
Tsukishima starting to stress with the stupid choices people make
Hinata and Kageyama fighting about who's a scared cry baby, both in the floor and Hinata is sitting between your shins
Someone help you
Snacks! 🤠🤠
Hinata ate all.
So you needed to make dinner and some sweet desserts
Yachi helps you with dinner, both of you casually talking and smiling
It's a cute sight 🥺🥺
Yama helps you with the dessert, he is used to make sweets tsukishima's falt
You sit next to Yachi on the table, and y'all eat.
Not peacefully, tho.
Hinata and Kageyama were fighting again
"I bEt YoU cAn'T eAt As MuCh As I dO!"
Yachi casually sliding cups of water to you for their lives sake
Not patience™
About the volleyball Kageyama bought 🤠🤠
After eating Kageyama came to you like a puppy
And asked if playing volleyball is part of the sleepover
You are friends with a whole ass volleyball team, what did u expect???
You said yes
He smiles excited
But it will need some modifications
He confusion
You asked him to sit next to you in the floor and he did, as well everyone
You explained the "Never have I ever" game
You said you question and tossed the ball to Kageyama and encouraged him to do the same
It went like that.
Tossing and playing "Never have I ever" but instead of losing points or drinking, y'all needed to throw a pillow at the person
Hinata received the toss with his hands at one round, and thought:
HMMMMM 🤔 I'll try to embarrass S O M E O N E
Hinata: Never have I ever went to a sleepover 😌😌😌
Tsukishima: You haven't?
Hinata: w a i t
Tsukishima, Yamaguchi and you were laughing real bad
You were about to throw a pillow at Yachi and Kageyama, but Hinata took one and threw it h a r d at Tsukishima's face
TSUKIIII [ insert Tadashi's voice ]
His glasses were bent over his face
Haha laugh funny vine/meme
Pillow fight! 🤠🤠
Tsukishima was about to suffocate Hinata but you saved him saying: We NeEd TeAmS, rIgHt?
Team one: You, Hinata And Yachi¹
Team two: Tsukishima, Tadashi and Kageyama²
Yachi accidentally slipped while going to throw another pillow and ended up hitting Yamaguchi's straight in the face
His eyes were teary, not because it hurted him but because of the impact of the pillowcase with his eyes
Yachi started to shake you with panic
She glued her head to the floor and apologized 1.000 times to him even if he reassured her it was alright
You asked him if he was ok while touching his shoulder
b l u s h
You are beautiful, ok?
You shouted to the freak duo to catch every pillow you guys used and bring them to you
Who catches more pillows wins.
The room it's nice and clean in seconds 😌💅🏼✨
Time to sleep! 🤠🤠
Smol tangerine won the 1x1
Kags is already in his mattress because he angy 😤
You dragged him to the bathroom and told him to brush his fckin teeth before sleeping, tho.
After that, you ruffle tangerine's hair and said he did a good job
Congratulations, he won't sleep of happiness
You give him the ice cream pot to calm him down while you show Yachi bby where she's sleeping after she brushed her teeth
Wich is the mattress next to the right side of yours, and wishes her good night
Hinata is done with the ice cream and goes to sleep
Bitch??? B r u s h. Y o u r. T e e t h.
He does and goes to sleep with another hair ruffle from you
Yamaguchi gets out of the bathroom and asks you where he's sleeping
Wich is this whole couch 😌😌
He reassures that he doesn't need to sleep on the couch just because of the incident before but you don't c a r e
He's not injured but he is.
You are about to turn the lights off while wishing everyone good night
Everyone respond to you, only not Kageyama
You: I'll wait...
Kageyama:...
You:..?
Kageyama:...g'night...
You: Thank you.
When you turn of the lights, there's still light in the room
It's Tsukishima with Tik Tok
Again.
He is laying in his mattress wich is next to yours, but on the left side, with his headphones on
You don't even bother to tell him to go to sleep, you start scrolling on your for you page as well
You both stay like that until 2AM, silently giggling
Until he turns off his phone and turn his back to you
Tsukishima: I'll sleep, you should as well
You turn your back to his and wishes him good night again, no response this time.
Y'all woke up with drawings and toothpaste in your faces 🤠🤠
end.
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jaxteller87 · 4 years
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dont worry
I had just gotten home to find Amber sitting at the kitchen table, it looked like she was going over and paying some of our bills.
I grabbed a cold one from the fridge and sat down next to her. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” I said as I looked at the bill in front of her, I almost choked on my beer.
“Nope, and that’s after insurance,” she chuckled and sneaked a kiss.
Amber had fallen out of her chair and landed right on the concrete at the club. Her left hip had taken quite a hit and I took her to the hospital to make sure it wasn’t broken; the bill was on 500 dollars.
Later that night we were lying in bed when Amber broke the silence.
“When I was younger I was always worried how I would pay for all of this once my parents weren’t here anymore. My braces for my legs were 600 dollars.”
“Those hunks of plastic you used to wear were 600 dollars?!” I said looking at her in surprise.
“Yes, and that was after insurance and that didn’t even count my walker. I was relieved when we stopped with the braces and stuck with the wheelchair, because walking was too hard on my knees and then I wouldn’t have to worry about paying for that myself. Now all I have to worry about is that thing,” she said and gestured to the wheelchair next to the bed.
“You never have to worry about money when you’re with me babe, I’ll always have money to cover what the insurance doesn’t,” I kissed her forehead and gave her a smile.
The next day at lunch Amber and I were texting back and forth. I sent Amber a little dirty meme about being naked and happy.
Haha! I want you naked and happy, Teller.
She sent back a dorky meme with two geese and a cheery that said ‘I cherry-ish you’.
Get it?! She wrote along with it.
I get it, and I cherry-ish you too ;)
Okay, one more and I’ll stop.
She sent me a meme that said ‘I’m a sucker for you’
I’m a sucker for you too baby! So how was your day, is your hip okay?
It was her first day back after hurting her hip.
It’s sore, but it’s okay overall. How’s everything at the club? Quiet, I hope.
No, mom and Clay were screaming at each other for some reason. Tig actually said he hates it when mommy and daddy are fighting, haha!
That’s funny! Well, I hope things get better.
I gotta go baby, I’ll see you tonight.
Okay, I love you.
I love you too!
The rest of the day the boys and I stayed clear of Clay and my mom. I worked on a car that needed new brakes and an oil change. When 5 o’clock came around, I was on my bike heading home to my old lady.
I found her in the bathroom about to take a shower. “Here honey, I’ll help you,” I smiled gently and went over to her.
I made a face when I saw her hip. It didn’t look as bad as it did before but it was still yellow and bruised.
“It looks worse than it feels,” Amber said as I sat her down on the bench in the shower.
I stripped down and got in the shower with her. I wet my hair and placed myself down in between her legs to let her shampoo my hair. “Mmmh,” I moaned as I felt her hands massaging my hair.
“My left hand is giving me problems today, I’d hate to grab your hair and pull it by accident,” she said as she removed her left hand and continued with only her right one. I nodded and turned back around.
I helped her out of the shower afterwards and dried her off. I scooped her up and placed her on the bed, to get her dressed in her PJs.
“Thank you, Jax,” she whispered as I helped her get her pants on. “Anything for you, baby,” I winked and kissed her forehead.
Later Amber and I were snuggled up on the sofa.  
“What are you doing?” I asked nuzzling her neck.
“Snapchat with Donna.”
“Snapchat?” I asked confused, “what’s that?”
“Come here,” she moved closer and held  up her phone, the camera automatically giving us dog ears. “Stick your tongue out,” she said looking at us in the camera.
I stuck out my tongue and looked at Amber as she snapped a photo. “You see? We’re dogs,” she giggled.
“Who are you sending it too?” I asked.
“Donna,” Amber smiled as she hit send.
Before going to bed I picked up the empty bowl of popcorn and the few that had landed on the floor from Amber and I trying to catch them. I scooped her up carefully in my arms and carried her down the hall. I carefully laid her down trying my best not to wake her as I kissed the top of her head. I got out of my clothes and climbed into bed next to a sleeping Amber. I lied there for a while watching her peacefully.
She has come so far in the last two years even though she sometimes tells me she doesn’t feel like it. She comes to me when she has a problem, even when it’s silly, but I tell her that’s what I’m here for.
She opened her eyes with a sleepy grin on her face.
“Watching me sleep again, Teller?” she said as she moved closer to me.
I nod as I wrap my arms around her tightly. “Don’t worry, I watch you sleep too and admire your tattoos while doing it,” she chuckled.
I laughed kissing her forehead and caressing her cheek.
“I love you Amber,” I looked her in the eyes, “so much.”
“And I love you,” she said kissing me briefly on the lips.
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dongsooks · 6 years
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MOnsta X drunk
I am writong this highkey lowkey drunk agin with @wooseook  (we are legal drinking age in our country do not drink illegally kids that is wrong and irresponsible)
spelling errors will be correceted tomoroooow Sober edit: I won’t even bother with ones where you might get what it’s supposed to mean
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warning: this is abt alcohol and drinking obviously no one gonna write about  drinking water ya know. Do not click on keep reading if you are against that or do lmoa be naughty ;) [Sober Edit: This got wild, we don’t recall what we meant to write at some places?? But yes uhh,,, enjoy,, i guess. Our stage of drunkness also increased throughout this and you can tell]
Airhead
[Sober Edit: So uh we sorta didn’t write anything about him while intoxicated but we made notes (that look wild omg) and I’ll just put them here. A tame start]
would throw people onto beds, sofas, the ground
Would take a massive alcohole shit 
toilet needs to be evacuated afterwards [Sober Edit 2: I feel like we talked a lot about him and how he would behave, we also left a WHOLE LOTTA SPACE for him here but neither of us recall any more than the things we wrote on the paper so this is all you get..]
[Sober Edit: From here on we’re post party, drinking more wine at home  and getting back to drunk as hell]
Wonhoe
excuse my potty mouth lmao
thninks he’s not a lightweight
IS A LIGHTWEIGHT
 litweight
drinks to “get into the mood” ;))))
gets druuuuuuuunk
pets everyone’s butt
tries to be a wigman [Sober edit: wingman]
ends up as the one getting laid
never sleeps @ his place
cries when poeplle say no homo
at some point you find him making out with someone lol
once fucked a bandmember nobody talks about it
Dolphin boi
lightweight as fuckedy fuck fuck
once drank vodka bull & was wasted for 2 weeks
REALLY CUDDLY
S K I N S H I P
doesn’t care about gender, race, sexuality, or if u r a human or animal or a fuggin tree he will still appreciate, love and complimate you YOU’RE AMAZING [Sober edit: I almost cried here and then drew my friends really pretty friend]
whines about wanting to have an army of children
his own children
cries about the time he thought kihyun was a girl & got plastic surgery 
bc he developed a crush 
but guess what kihyun is a boi lol
is the member wonho fucked SUPRISE
Mommy
could be wasted 
still acts sober
eats all thi thyme [Sober Edit: We ended up craving kebap and I’m pretty sure if it wouldn’t have been like 4 in the morning, we would’ve gone out to get it, we wrote it onto our notes three times!]
calls a taxi @ the end of the night
gets everyone home safely
(he ain’t driving bc he drunk DON’T DRIVE WHEN NOT SBErR YALL STAY SAFE!!!!)
IS THE MUM!!!!
likes wine
whiny wine mum haha
Meme
sips on his drink & judges ALL NIGHT
dosn’t look drunk
so you try to talk to him
and he can’t talk to s a v e  h i s  l i f e
starts to wear dumbass clothes and do a fashion show 
wonho is L I V I N G
meme asfffff
“straight” haha gettit getitty [Sober edit: I’m sorry]
Teacher Honey 
ok honestly speaking
nobody expects him to but boi can drink a lot [Sober edit: i dare to doubt that statement now]
as son as he’s drunk he does AEGYOOOO
him and i.m RAPBATTLE everyone hypes the shit out of them
both say smth mean
it ain’t evin mean they say shit like
“yo last week in japanties you like trippd dude and it looked rrly stupid” [Sober edit: japanties.. I-]
both start crying and say they didn’t mean it
hug but then realize they need to puke pls don’t puke on each otheeer!
kihyun does takey carey of them
sleep in the same bed in spoon position aw
I’M uhhhh
lightweight lol
talks about living in different countries n shit
woah wowwowow show off okokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokkookookookokokokokokokokokok [sober edit: I think I forgot how to stop but??]
drops his glass
everyone: changkyuuuuuun you’re an idiot
him: sorry i am what i am maaaannnn 
*everyone laughs* [sober edit: this is not funny you idiot]
and calls everyone
gets flustered when ppl take the call or call back
hungr when take phoones???? [Sober us here.. we have no idea what that was supposed to mean]
reveales all the secrets hehe 
Final Sober comment: Drink responsibly my dudes and don’t forget to drink water while you drink and carbs in the morning after! Groups I write for
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swyllh · 6 years
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svt vocal team: radio host scenarios
radio host au – vocal team edition!
where you’re either a) called in as a temporary replacement, or b) are a permanent host for a late night show.
seungkwan:
buCKLE UP BUDDIES
ok so, the radio show is split into different shifts – day and night shifts, mainly
you take the night shift, because you’re an incorrigible night owl
and because you love chillhop, acoustics. it’s like a match made in heaven, you and night shifts.
you know there’s a radio host, a very popular radio host, for the morning shift – he’s your exact counterpart in that he’s perfect for the morning call: bubbly, loves singing, has a lovely cheerful voice… the list goes on
but because you’re always on the night shift, and you’re always sleeping in, you don’t get to meet this guy, much less listen to his shows.
so you’re like /shrug/
but inside you’re really curious, because… well, you’re always by yourself recording (since you know how to operate almost everything on your own, and all your friends are losers who need their 9 hours of rest)
this one time, however…
you find yourself stuck in the studio patching up some things way after your shift
there was an emotionally attached caller who took up one hour, the sound system went down a bit and you had to fix it while keeping the listeners entertained…
things dragged on until it was, like, five in the morning.
you’re ready to drag your ass off to bed, when the morning radio host enters with a steaming cup of coffee and a bright smile
he doesn’t expect to see you there – usually the studio just runs on autoplay between the hours of 3am – 5.30am
“hey…” “hey, sorry, but i’ve been here since 8pm last night and i need to sleep bye” is what you say before you just collapse on the sofa in the next room.
seungkwan is obviously at a loss but!! he’s also been curious about the night host
when you wake up, seungkwan’s in the recording room working his charm
in fact, you wake up to the sound of his singing. nice, non-belty singing.
there’s a cup of coffee on the table next to you, and it just says “for the overworked night host !! :D”
you thank your past life and good karma and everything and drink the coffee.
“hey, i’m seungkwan, the morning host. it’s nice to meet you for the first time!” he says when he leaves the studio on autoplay.
you laugh and introduce yourself too. but you have classes and you need to change, so the exchange is pretty short.
but! you do leave notes at the recording station for each other after that haha
one time you laugh out loud at the sight of what he’s left for you, and explain to the listeners the whole deal between you and seungkwan
someone demands a collab
a few, ten, maybe fifty people support the idea
so you and seungkwan end up doing an evening special and by the end of it it’s like the best idea ever because he’s so funny??? what???
the notes never stop coming, man
 jeonghan:
i don’t think he listens much to radio shows, much less late night ones, but he does tune in this one time
and you’re in the middle of giving out some advice
it could be anything, literally, like how many seconds to politely laugh at a bad joke
but you’re saying it so gently and soothingly that he actually listens
“so yes, i would think that the bare minimum would be two or three ‘ha’s, just so you can make a quick transition. remember to keep smiling for a second or two after the other person stops speaking, and then you can move on from there! :)”
how do you even enunciate a smiley face
he doesn’t know
but you do :)
and he finds it kind of funny and calming so!! he continues tuning in!
m a y b e once he actually calls
“so, um what do you think about brainwashing people for their love?”
and you’re just O.o but you’re cool
not the weirdest question you’ve heard
(just before his call you got one asking you about how to deal with being robbed of your remote control)
so you talk about it with him on the radio, and he’s enamoured!
what a nice voice! what an understanding character!
“don’t you think we should make sure our loved ones know that they’re loved?” “yes, mr yoon, but brainwashing…”
calls regularly after that, if only to brainwash you into being his dearest radio host
“and whose radio host are you, [y/n]?” “… i’m not saying that on broadcast, buddy” “oHOhOHoho so you’ll say it off broadcast?”
literally you slam your head into the desk
“WHACK” “… [y/n], are you okay?”
your listeners are tired of your banter man (they love it though)
joshua:
ok so the thing is, you’ve just been called in to do this as a favour
you are in  n o  w a y a professional
p sure you flunked public speaking class one time because you were laughing too hard at your own joke
so when you’re doing this show, you’re just uttering disclaimers
“so let’s talk about the newly minted water cooler at the admin block… that is, if it’s a relevant topic. is it relevant? shit, i don’t know. shit, i’m not supposed to curse on the show. shit i did it. shit i did it again.”
it’s kind of a trainwreck
you’re kind of like, if comic sans could talk… yeah.
so when the show ends – you’re in the midst of talking about the conspiracy theory between the moon landing and that ‘that boi’ meme
the end-card (?) song plays and your mic is switched off mid-sentence
josh can’t believe he just sat there and listened through this trainwreck
but he did
(and maybe he’s partially convinced of your theory)
he tunes in the next time, same time, same day, but you’re not there
he’s not sure why he’s disappointed, but at least he’ll get his regularly scheduled content of actual campus news
surprisingly you get called in again – and he’s tuned in
“back by popular demand!” you end up yelling, and his eardrums haven’t been quite the same since.
“ok, no, but seriously, some of you guys wanted me back? haha”
so maaaaybe he might have actually called in to ask about you
and you know about that, so after that broadcast, you get his number from the regular host, and start exchanging conspiracy theories lol
 jihoon: (happy birthday!)
ok so this one is a bit different.
because he’s a music producer, and he’s trying to get his work out there
testing the waters, yknow
and you’re part of the campus radio team, so he arranges to meet up with you
not before marathoning your podcasts so he can um strategically win you over to play his music? i mean, pssh, have you heard the stuff he mixes? he doesn’t need that, but it’s better to know who you’re working with anyway
so he listens, and you’ve got this inviting, friendly voice that really makes people feel like they’re having a conversation with you
SO he marathons, and finds that you’re a pretty chill person and open minded
nice
when you two meet, he’s just finishing up his remix in the café
you walk in, and see him hard at work! wow, what a man
“hey, it’s [y/n] from the campus connection. you must be jihoon?”
turns out, wow, who’d have expected it, you can tell he’s got talent. it’s good. like, really, really good
so you sell his deal to the overall producer of your radio team. works well, the show ratings are hitting an all-time high
and you guys decide to do a mini-interview
“think of the ratings,” your overall producer whispers, hunched over a plan to monetise this tiny radio show
“hello everyone! it’s [y/n] here, and guess who i have with me today? it’s lee jihoon, the producer behind the music you’ve been listening to!”
“so, jihoon, tell us more about yourself!”
his first impression of you was right – is right – you’re really easy to talk to, and the session goes by quite comfortably
he doesn’t even realise time’s up until your overall producer is literally banging on the door and mouthing “out”
“that was really fun, jihoon, thank you!” “nah, it was really easy to talk to you”
do you guys hang out and he brings you more compositions to evaluate?
:)
 seokmin:
okay, this time seokmin is the one calling you in for help
one of his friends (this guy has a ton of friends, don’t even.) mans the radio show, and is in need of a replacement for the night shift
“why don’t you help him out, seokmin?” “have you heard me speak?” “uhuh” “it’s the night show, [y/n]. i’m going to wake people up” “…so you’re saying that i make people want to sleep?” “uhhhhhhhhhhhh no?”
but you help him out anyway – that guy is impossible to refuse
so! seokmin accompanies you to the studio, and he’s just there for moral support because it can be scary doing a radio show for two hours or so
“um, hi, everyone, this is [y/n] and i’m filling in for the regular host!” /muffled whispering in the background
everyone. can hear. seokmin. being encouraging. in the background.
at first, it’s kind of sweet?
but like, after the fiftieth thumbs up you’re just like
“ok seokmin, how about you join us in the recording”
“whaaaa- nooooooooooooo hi everyone, i’m seokmin hahaha”
he is a good night show host, despite what he says
he’s funny, and his sense of humour can be pretty chill when he wills it to. it takes a bit of effort, though, because at first he’s really loud
“so, seokmin, tell us more about that time with the-” “we dON’T SPEAK OF-” “shhhhh”
but yeah, night shift is so fun with him, you forget about the thermos of coffee you brought to keep you awake.
eventually the two of you do get into a somewhat philosophical discussion
“how did we get from cabbages to being happy?” “uh”
and even though he’s pretty happy-go-lucky and always sparkling with happiness, you guys exchange views and you find that it’s not always the case
i mean, duh, but still
“but i think it’s best to try and be happy, yknow” “…yeah, it is”
it’s a pretty meaningful conversation, and part of you is in shock that this didn’t happen in more private circumstances, but that there are at least fifty people listening in haha
you do get to know him a bit better after this, though
and he treats you to coffee the next day for your efforts, so it’s all worth it!
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Howdy friend, so detailed thanks^^
I ship you with Undertale Sans......
Sans finds you perfect despite what others say or think.  He always reminds you of how beautiful he finds you. Being made of bones, little things like scars, pimples, etc. Doesn't bother him. Sans tries his best to comfort you when you become insecure. He may not have skin, but he understands what it is liked to be tease because you don’t meet other people’s standards. God help, anyone who insult you in front of him.  
Cuddles? Of course, we can cuddle. Sans enjoys physical contact as much as any other skeleton(That was a joke there better not be any other skeletons on your mind). Sitting on the couch and holding each other is his idea of relaxing, especially if he’s having a hard time. Your dates with him mostly include you sitting together on the sofa with some delicious food and a good movie. The exchange of kisses happens everyday, usually before he goes off to work. It’s become sort of  a routine for the two of you.
Your cheeriness is a breath of fresh air. Your smile alone brightens his day. All the encouraging messages you give him everyday always makes his day completely better. However when you are sad Sans puts everything aside to look after to. He wants that smile of yours to never disappear. He wants to to always be happy. It was hard for him to hear what you have to say about yourself, because he thinks you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him, besides Papyrus, of course. Together, Sans is trying to help you love yourself. It is unfair to him that you are so kind to other, but you’re so  negative about yourself, and your body. Your happiness is his happiness. 
People have their funny moments, but in San’s eyes every moment is your funny moment. You’re so silly sometimes. The random things that come out of your mouth never seem to surprise him. Usually the two of you laugh it off. There are times when the two of you spend your time laughing at your randomness. You’re lie a walking talking meme sometimes, and you’re always tickling his funny bone. (Haha get it!)
As for your jealousy, Sans can relate. He can be a bit possessive sometimes, and honestly he feels that it is a small flaw of his. Although Sans really hasn't made any attempt to fix it. He  has learned to have patience when you're clingy or jealous. To him this comes from any past relationships with others that may have had where trust wasn't something that was often used. While you are with him, he wants you to feel like you can lean on him, that you can trust him. 
Lastly, your mothering is something he needs. Sans tends to forget to take care of himself sometimes so he always needs to be mothered it seems. You’re always getting him to sleep at night since he usually stays up working. Food is a must! You cook for him to make sure he is getting the energy he needs. Sans has even gone as far as to call you “mom” this one time as a joke. Now it has turned into a small inside joke between the two of you. 
To sum it all up, you’re his sunshine. He needs you just as much as you need him. The two of you balance each other out, and Sans couldn’t be happier.
Interested in you...Swapfell Papyrus(Slim)
In his eyes you’re the same. The only is difference might be your kindness, but that doesn’t matter. Slim doesn’t understand how you’re so kind to people all the time. Although, your sweet nature is something he wants all to himself. The two of you became close after he met you at a dinner party that was held at the underswap bros. household. Since the he has become attached, the warmth you give is contagious. Slim despises how others look at you it makes his chest feel tight. While Slim, and Sans aren’t really close, they know each other. They, in fact, use to work together as well. Sans doesn’t trust Slim to be around you. He feels like Slim has no self control. Unfortunately, you have a soft spot for this skeleton. You don’t feel that he’s bad....Slim is just misunderstood in your eyes. Slim hasn’t made a move yet, and honestly he doesn’t want you to hate him. But as time goes on...it becomes harder and harder to retrain himself. Part of him wants to hold you close and whisper sweet nothings into you’re ear, while the other wants to crush,no, ruin that brightness that illuminates from you.  Slim wants you to be the same as him, messed up, dirtied, ruined, but he also wants you to stay as you are. Perhaps some of your kindness might rub off on him....but that’s only wishful thinking on his part.
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shiroe-is-my-baby · 7 years
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you and 707 for the ship meme? and to your kids ari and sage, what do you guys love to do for fun (separately and together)?
Okie yay! Kids answers come first, then the ship meme!
Ari: “Oh! Thanks for asking! I love to dance and sing. It’s one of the things I like to do aside from reading and learning new things. Sage can call me a nerd all he wants, but I love it.”
Sage: “I like to paint and draw. Aside from sports, art is a thing I like to do when I have free time. Which I don’t get a lot of thanks to that. Sometimes I’ll take Ari to a museum. One of the few things she and I can actually stomach together for more than a few minutes.”
Ari: “Yeah! We also murder each other in video games. Although, then Dad wants to get in on it and it’s rather funny to see Sage get competitive.” *giggles*
Now the ship meme!
who holds the umbrella when it rainsSaeyoung does! His other arm securely about my waist 💕
who is the grumpiest in the morningWe both are grumpy omg. Especially if Saeyoung hadn’t gotten any sleep. Don’t talk to us until we’ve had our fill of soda XD
who worries more when the other is sick/hurtOh god we both do. I worry more tho bc Sae is just.. well sae. I’m constantly making sure he’s eating and sleeping enough
who plays pranks on the otherIt’s a prank war. No question. Saeyoung pranks me and I gotta get him back. It’s just a never ending cycle hah
who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofaSaeyoung. The minute we’ve got time he’s pulling me into the couch and forcing me to cuddle with him haha
who insists on creating nicknames for the otherSaeyoung! He comes up will all sorts of nicknames for me which make me blush and laugh. I swear he’s got a new nickname every day!
who drools on the other when they’re asleepSaeyoung… ugh haha
who says ‘I love you’ firstI did, and it took Saeyoung a while to say it back haha. Not because he wasn’t sure but more like he didn’t think he deserved me. It was tough but we got through it! Now he can’t stop saying it omg XD
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two-in-one-skele · 7 years
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We are now almost three weeks past the first day since G and Yumi have been basically roommates. Times are getting cooler and the streets are betting snowier as we approach Christmas. But, even with all this freezing cold weather, it was busy outside, filled with people either preparing to go on trips or shopping for presents for the holidays. 
Through this particularly snowy day, a man walked through the streets to do neither of these things. With his hair matching the times he heads in... wait, that’s Yumi’s house! Oh, no.
- “I’m hooooooooooome!” says the unknown stranger.
His yelling woke G up and he sat up to see who could that be. It definitely wasn’t Yumi, the voice was much more boyish and lower pitched, almost nasally. As he sat up, he was face to face to a human with white hair with black highlights, green eyes and a bit paler than Yumi. Actually, wasn’t that the exact description of her-
- “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?” he yells very aggressively.
Meanwhile, Yumi was at her job in the StarDust Planetarium. She usually doesn’t work on the weekends, but someone took in sick. She was mildly annoyed by this, but since her friend was also working today and she only had to be in the ticket booth for a few hours it wasn’t too much of a hassle. Speaking of said friend, she poked Yumi’s shoulder out of nowhere to get her intention. Considering Yumi was lost in her thoughts it made her jolt.
“Reeen! Don’t scare me like that!” she scolds turning towards her friend. //”Ahahaha! Sorry, Yumi. Didn’t mean to scare ye. I got some new fer ye.” “...? What is it?” she tilted her head curiously.
Ren Deary was a mixed breed of a deer, bunny and cat boss monster. Her fur war beige, she had small horns on her head with bunny-like ears, most of her facial features and paws were closer to a cat, although her tail was like a deer’s. She wasn’t part of Yumi’s brother’s band, but her boyfriend and her friend, who shared a polyamorous relationship with her boyfriend, were members of it. Hence she sometimes worked as a sort of messenger between Yumi and her brother, Yoru. This was one of those cases.
//”It’s about yer brother and the others.” Ren says with a worrying smile. “Did something bad happen?” Yumi asks, worried. //”Well... kinda. They’re sorta in a pickle. The police almost caught them the other day...” she scratches her head. “What!? Was it because of--?” //“Aye... Nami’s parents.” she crosses her arms. “... Are they okay?” she asks, even more worried. //“Aye. They just need ta lay low fer a while. Soooo... they decided to come back in town! In fact, yer brother is here today! Ain’t that great?” she quickly changes to an excited smile. “Shit...” she mumbles //”Wha--?” “I-I gotta go! I-I’ll be back soon!” she says, panicked.
Yumi quickly runs outside and heads towards her house. If he arrives with G there he’ll-- oh god, it’ll be bad. The worrying thig is, she was not too far off what she thought would happen. They are already in a tense situation as we speak.
Yoru grabs a large knife in the kitchen as he thought G was a criminal who barged in Yumi’s house. He is ready to attack the “intruder” but still keeps his distance. G, on the other hand, was still sort of half asleep and trying to assess the situation. He thought for a second that it was a dream but... the human’s eyes was slowly turning redder. Dream or not he was in danger.
-”Did you do something to Yumi!? WHERE IS SHE?” Yoru yells aggressively. *Wait, what?? G replies, worried and confused. -”Oh, so you don’t know who’s house you just barged into!? Okay then... where the fuck is the woman who lives here? Tell me before I fucking make some more cracks in your skull!” he points the knife threateningly. *Jesus fucking Christ I-... she’s at work, dude! he says a little panicked. -”... Heh... Hehehehahaha. At work? ... you fucking liar.”
Before G could even respond, Yoru dashed towards him with the knife, attempting to attack him. With barely enough time for his reflexes, G barely manages to stop him from hitting anything too damaging by both turning Yoru’s soul blue and blocking the knife in between his hand hole. However, even with his pretty good reflexes, they manage to fall on the ground but, thankfully, in the same position.
-”So are you going to me the truth now...? Or are you going to continue lying!? I’ll ask you one last time... WHERE. IS. MY. SISTER? he demanded. *Fuck, man. I already fucking told you! he started to shout. -”You’re a liar... YOU’RE A LIAR AND YOU KNOW IT!
Yoru tries to push the knife further into his hand. G manages to stop him, even though it didn’t really budge much, it still hurt like shit. He grabbed Yoru’s wrist to stop him from moving too much, squeezing it as tightly as he could. Even with that, it did cut pretty deep, his hand was bleeding out DT a little. It was too painful for him to concentrate enough on his Blue Magic. Yoru’s eyes were glowing redder by the second, he needed to say something and quick before he loses control.
*Listen, guy, your sister got called in because someone announced sick at the last minute. She’s just replacing them, dammit! he said, starting to get a little pissed-off as well. -”SO WHAT? Why should I even BELIEVE you!?” *BECAUSE, you fucking idiot, I DON’T want to HURT you! I could’ve thrown you across the damn wall, but I DIDN’T! I’m not your fuckin’ enemy, as much as your name sounds really fucking stupid. he admitted, fairly aggressively.
“He’s not wrong...” Yoru thought. He knows very well the abilities of Blue Magic and their effects. He’s never seen them in person before, but he should have been easily beaten by this man who’s “aura” was much more powerful than him. Maybe even more than it’s user even knows. He lessened his strength on G’s hand hole, however, he just realized something. Did he just say his name was stupid?
-”Wait... e x u s e   m e ?” he asks passive-aggressively. *I’m sorry, but... your name is really dumb. It sounds like a cheesy superhero name a kid would create as a character. he said, flatly. -”W h a t ? What the fuck is wrong with the name ‘Yoru’!?” 
He was confused, but also kind of angry. I mean, who wouldn’t be? However, it seems this confusion is mutual. What?
*Wait what? Your name is ‘Yoru’? I thought it was-... -”What the fuck did you think it was!?” he asks angrily. *Uhh... Hyper... So-... Something...? I don’t remember it was so fuckin- -”HYPER SO-!? Pfff-heheeHAHAHEEHAHA H-HYPER FUCKING SONIC!?” he burst laughing. *Y-yes, thats what- -”HHHEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHA!”
G was even more confused. Yoru, on the other hand, was laughing hysterically. He couldn’t believe his name was- what the fuck did his sister tell him!? It was so fucking funny though, it was like he completely forgotten about his previous anger and aggressively towards G in an instant. His laugh was much more tolerable, in a sense, than his sister’s though. It resembled more like an actual laugh or, in this case, a loud and quick giggle. Okay, yeah, he believed him now. Only his sister would’ve done a stupid reference like that.
He removed himself from G, sitting on the sofa and was about to ask him the question, but he was cut off by him, as he also wanted to ask seemingly even more important questions. He was more confused than Yoru.
*I mean... that’s what she told me. I probably should’ve known it was too stupid to be your actual name... Sorry about that. -”H-no, it’s okay. I guess you didn’t get her Sonic reference.” he giggled. *Yeah, well... what the fuck is a ‘Sonic’? he asked.
He wheezed and started laughing again. Holy fucking shit. He couldn’t breathe anymore he could barely even stand. G was even more confused. I mean, what did he say that was so funny? Well, unfortunately, he didn’t even understand the accidental “meme” he just referenced by pure coincidence. However, that’s what made it funnier to Yoru. 
However, G was weirdly glad that he was laughing, he can’t really help it, he loved seeing people genuinely laugh. Even if said person tried to kill him earlier with more or less of a good reason. Speaking of which, his hand suddenly started to burn again as it was bleeding a bit more from the cut Yoru made earlier.
-”Ah, shit I totally forgot. I’m really sorry about that!” said Yoru, nervously. *N-no it’s fine. I-I’ll live. G painfully replied. -”Give me your hand, I can heal you.” he insisted. *No, I- -”Give me your hand!”he shouted in a commanding tone.
G hesitated of obeying him. I mean, he didn’t exactly trust humans, it doesn’t help that this one in particular tried to kill him earlier. Besides, as much as he may be a wizard, compared to his sister, he’s probably not that good in magic either. He gave in, in the end and, to his surprise, it seemed like he probably judged this man too quickly. The large cut in his hand hole was slowly closing up as healing magic surrounded their hands.
-”Are you surprised? I’m much better in magic than my sister.” he giggles. *Y-yeah.. I could te- OW! -”Yeah, sorry, it might hurt sometimes. I mean, I did cut deep in your bones. It’s harder to heal.” he chuckles nervously. *Well, you could’ve told me that. he replies a bit passive-aggressively. -”Haha! My bad.” he laughs even more nervously. *...
This man was strange. Despite being seemingly as kind as his sister, G just couldn’t shake the feeling of being creeped out by him. He just couldn’t really put a finger on it. But maybe he might be a little bias, partially for a good reason. Either way, it didn’t take long before his hand was healed. It, unfortunately, left a scar, though, but he didn’t really mind it was barely visible and anyways he had worse scars, for one, the ones on his face.
-”Here you go! You’re all-���
There was a sudden thud, a multitude of them, they were quick and seemingly getting closer. Then the door was unlocking itself, nervously and violently opening. Yoru quickly held a grip on the knife he previously had, just in case. However, it was not needed as finally a familiar face had almost violently and quickly opened the door. It was Yumi, who had an extremely panicked and distressed look on her face.
“YORU, PLEASE DON’T KILL G!” she yelled. -”It’s too late, he’s already dead.” he giggles. *I-I’m right here! he says, immediately getting up from the floor. “Aaah, thank fucking God...!” she sighed, relieved.
It was a little worrisome that Yoru could just laugh off a joke like that, but what was even more worrisome is that it seemed like it was a recurring theme. What the hell did he get himself into? Suddenly he was mildly afraid about staying here. However, Yoru joyful expression quickly turned into nervousness.
-”Aaah... but... I did attack him, though. Sorry.” he scratches the back of his head. “Yoru!” she scolds him. -“Sorry! I just thought he was a burglar or something.” “A-are you hurt?” she asks, turning towards G. *I mean... I’m fine, now. “What did you do?” she turns back to her brother with a stern glare. -”I-I cut his hand hole a bit... b-but I healed it! Everything’s fine now, I swear!” he replies nervously.
She still glared at him a bit more, but let out a sigh of relief afterward. She was glad no one was hurt, really. She probably should’ve told her brother about him. I mean, its almost been a month, now.
“Um... I kinda need to tell you something.” she finally said. -”Oh! I need to tell you something too! But... you should probably go back to work, don’t you think?” he reminded. “OH SHIT!”
She just realized that she’s been away for a long time. Sure, it wasn’t that far but running there would take a good 10 minutes and, excluding the time she’s spent here, that’s 20 minutes wasted. She immediately ran out of the house cursing to herself. It was pretty funny for G and Yoru to see her as frantic.
-”Anyway, you name was G, right?” asks Yoru. *Yeah? -”What’s it stands for? ... George, maybe?”  *Heh, no. It’s not short for anythin’, it’s just... ‘G’. he chuckles. -”Oh! I thought it was a nickname or something... Well, ‘G’, how long has it been?” he asks, grinning. *3 weeks... I think? -”That long? I can’t believe she didn’t call to tell me you two were in a relationship all this time!” he pouts. *W-wait what? We’re not- we’ve MET 3 weeks ago!  -”Oooh! H-ho my god, I’m so sorry! I really thought you were- oh my god, this is awkward.” he laughs. *Geez... -”Okay, okay, so- how did you guys meet? And-... what are you doing at her place if you’ve basically just met? I mean, technically it’s been a while but... she usually doesn’t let people in her house this early! Uh-... no offence.” he explains, apologetically. *None taken... actually, it’s probably because we didn’t meet under “usual” circumstances. he admits. -”Oooo! So what happened?”
G sits down on the sofa next to him, basically preparing to explain everything. Yoru turned himself towards him, crossing his legs and laying his arm over the sofa’s back, laying his head on his hand. It was odd to see a human man act sort of “girl-ish”, not that it was a bad thing or anything, but G knows very well how humans treat this sort of thing, which he always thought was stupid, all monsters did. 
Anyways, G started to explain how he and Yumi met. He briefly mentioned how he was recently kicked out of his previous apartment before meeting her, Yoru didn’t exactly know where the story was going, but it was clear that he wasn’t exactly pleased. After G had mentioned that they were living together that’s when the protective brother side of Yoru came back out full force. His eyes were slowly turning reddish over his normal green, crossing his arms and legs, but trying his best t not get mad again. Despite seeing that the other was still trying his best to keep calm, G didn't know if it was safe to continue the story. Which is understandable, considering what happened previously. This man had a shorter fuse than he has.
*Uh... trust me, I’ve never done or thought of doing anythin’ inappropriate to your sister. I’m not that kinda guy. he tried to reassure Yoru. -”... Yeah, okay... I’ll believe you. I’m sorry it’s just that-... she’s all I have, y’know? You can’t really blame me for being really protective of her. Right...?” he tried his best to give a friendly smile. *No, I understand. Besides... I’m kinda a random stranger, after all. I mean... I guess we’re kinda friends but... y’know? Besides... this is only temporary. he smiled back a little awkwardly.
Yoru’s smile saddened a little, slightly twisting his lips sideways. Sure, he didn’t the idea but, G saying something like that was sad. It was almost like ending a friendship before it even started. He remembered that Yumi doesn’t really have many friends, maybe this could be a good opportunity. He shouldn’t be mad about this, anyway, she was an adult and she probably knows what she’s doing. Plus, G didn’t seem like a bad guy, they could be great friends, maybe even...
-”... Be good to my sister... alright?” he said softly yet almost like an order. *U-uh wha--? Oh. Y-yeah... sure. he replies, nervously and awkwardly.
G wasn’t sure where that came from or what he meant by that. It was kind of out of nowhere and caught him off guard, he didn’t want to assume anything so he tried not to think about it or question it. There was a short awkward silence until the doorbell suddenly rang again.
-”Oh! They’re here!” Yoru shouts, enthusiastically. *Who? he asks, confused. -”You know, my band!” he says heading towards the door. *Oh... wait, WHAT?
Suddenly, as Yoru opens the door, four different monsters come in the house. Oh, fuck, this is bad.
>WHAT UP, FUCKERS!< yells the short dark frog-like monster. ~Frederick, do not sshout like that. There are people downsstairs.~ says the gray taller female monster. -”Heeey guys! What took you so long?” [Sorry, we had a little problem. You know... humans and such.] signed the tallest lion-like male monster. °°... Hello.°° said quietly the shorter pale fish-like female monster. -”Come in! Come in!” he insisted cheerfully.
As they go further into the living room and spot G, they all simultaneously look confused. He nervously looks at all of them, he’s not exactly used to being overwhelmed with company, especially strangers. They all look at him in awe like he was some kind of creature in the zoo that was near extinction. It was strange, they were strange, everything about this was strange.
*U-uh... hey. -”Alright guys, stop staring so much, I think you’re intimidating him. You should probably introduce yourselves.” he chuckles. >I’ll start first! I’m Frederick, but y’can call me Fred, Freddy, Rick, Ricky or ANYTHIN’ YOU WANT, really! Oh! And I’m the drummer!< says the frog monster, ecstatic.  °°... I am... Nami, the guitarist.°° says the pale fish monster, shy and reserved with a quiet voice. ~My name is Ssyl Monobuss. I am Frederick’ss adoptive mother and Nami’ss Aunt, as well as the keyboardist of this band.~ said the taller gray female monster with a kind smile, revealing her sharp teeth. [And I am Roland Barry. Syl’s boyfriend and the bassist of this group. Oh, I am sorry, I forgot to ask if he understood me.] signed the tall lion-like monster, completely indifferent. *Oh, no, that’s fine, I can read ASL. And uh... well... it's nice to meet you all. I’m G. he presented himself a bit awkwardly. >Oh shiet, just one letter? That’s so fuckin’ cool! Or... y’have a really bad name and y’don’t wanna tell us!< she giggles mischievously. ~Frederick...~ *No, no it's okay. I actually, uh... well... it’s complicated but, I basically chose the name myself. he admitted. >Ooooh! Nice choice, m’dude!< she snickers. *Thanks...? °°... Where’s Yumi...?°° asks Nami, a little sad. -”Oh, she’s working... you know, filling someone in.” Yoru explains. ~Sshe won't come back too late will sshe?~ asks Syl, a little worried. *Oh. No. I think she might be back soon actually. [Good, we wont have to wait for too-] >Hey, G-man! Mind if I ask ya a question?< suddenly asks Frederick, cutting Roland. *U-uh, no...? What is it? -”Hey, Freddy, just don’t ask any-” >Did you and Yumi fuck...? she whispers. -”... weird questions...” ~FREDERICK. AMPH.~ yells Syl. °°... g-gross...°° says Nami, extremely embarrassed. [*Internal screaming*] signs Roland, despite his deadpan expression. >Come on! I was just joking!< she laughs hysterically.
Holy fucking shit, this was probably the weirdest and most embarrassing experience G has ever been through. He tried his best not to die on the inside, flushing uncontrollably and hiding his face with his hands that are extremely horrible at hiding your face behind, considering the giant hole in his palms. He groaned out of embarrassment, screaming internally. 
Everyone was going nuts, arguing with each other, but mostly with the notorious Frederick, who was still very proud of her act, leaving the poor increasingly blue skeleton to his internal demise. After a few moments, the door suddenly opened. It was Yumi. 
“Hey, who left the-? U-uuuumm...”
She cuts herself from her attempt to scold Yoru for leaving the door open, noticing the rest of the gang suddenly stopped yelling with G in the middle completely blue. Seeing him like that made her a little embarrassed too, despite not knowing why. What the fuck happened?
°°Yumi...!°° Nami ran towards her, hugging her. “O-oh, um, hey Nami. A-anyway, w-what did you guys do to him??” -”W-we didn’t do anything!” reassured Yoru a little panicked. °°Freddy was being gross...°° “W-what!? F-Frederick, w-what did you do!?” she asks, nervously. >Heeey, come on! I said I was joking!< [You don’t want to know.] signed Roland. ”W-well, whatever it is, w-we’re just friends.”  ~You sshould apologize, Frederick. It wass unbelievably rude.~ scolded Syl. >Okaaay... Sorry dude, I probably should've not gone that far. *I-it’s fine... I-I guess? I-I’ll get over it. he shyly reassured.
There was a short awkward silence before Yumi suddenly remembered to ask something. 
“A-anyway, why are you guys all here? Does it have something to do with the thing you wanted to tell me earlier?” she asks, still a little embarrassed. -”Yes, actually!” responded Yoru, enthusiastically. ~Gyftmass is coming in a few dayss, we wanted to go on a trip all of uss together.~ continued Syl. “Really!? Where?”
There was a short moment of silence, everyone seemed happy that she asked this question. It made her even more curious.
“Where???” >We’re goin’ to MOUNT EVERGREEN!< shouted Frederick, energetically. ~Not sso loud, Frederick!~ scolded Syl. [We rented a chalet for us to stay in, it is quite fancy.] signed Roland. “Seriously!? Where did you get all of that money!?” asks Yumi, a bit worried. -”It’s fine, Yumi! I’ve been saving up ever since you told me about it. When I told them, they started saving too! So you don’t need to worry about the cash. Consider it your Christmas Gift from all of us!” Yoru smiled warmly. “Are you sure...?” she asked again, starting to get a little emotional. >Sure we’re sure!< affirmed Frederick, cheerfully. -”We already paid for everything so, you better not abandon us! Besides, I know how much you wanted to go!” he says teased her. “I-I know... it’s just that... I-I’m really thankful a-and happy but... I-I’m sorry.” she started to tear up, sniffling and covering her mouth. ~Oh, Yumi... don’t cry.~
Seeing Yumi starting to cry, they all went to give her a group hug. Well, except for G, who was awkwardly sitting on the sofa, silent the entire time as they were talking about the trip. That’s all he could do really. However, despite not wanting to say anything, he did feel a little lonely as well, as if he was out of place. What the fuck was he doing here?
“Oh, but... w-what about G? I’m not sure if I should leave him here.” she asks, worried. *Uh, no it’s fine. I can stay here, I- -”Of course he can come!” confirms Yoru. ~Ren will not be able to come... she has a trip with her family. Sso we have one sspace free for your friend.~ Syl smiles warmly. *No really, I’ll be fine on my own. he rejects. >Come on! Don’t be a party pooper, G-man, it’ll be fun!< insists Frederick. °°I... agree with Freddy.°° Nami nods. *I-I dunno... I have to tell my boss and- [We could take care of that, if you’d like.] -”Maybe I could help better since I’m a human and all. I know my kind can be rough on monsters.” he smiles wryly *I... “I don’t want to force you. If you can’t go or... if you don’t want to, that’s fine. I just... I mean... n-nevermind.” 
She looked down, a little flustered, tugging on her armless sleeve. They all look at her or a moment, as she doesn’t say anything more than that, but they all understood what she wanted to say. She wanted him to go, it was written all over her face. They all looked back at G, except for Yumi, waiting for his response. Maybe he could’ve said “no” before, but now...
*I... I-I’ll see what I can do. he finally said, nervously. >HELL YEAH!< yelled Frederick, ecstatic. ~If you have any trouble, pleasse do not be afraid to talk to uss.~ [Yoru might be able to find a way to convince your boss, worse comes to worse.] explains Roland. -”Yep, I can always kick his ass, worse comes to worse!” he laughs jokingly. *U-uh, please don’t do that. “U-um... I hope you don’t feel like I forced you to come. I just...” *N-no, its fine. And...thank you to all of you. You’re very kind to just a random stranger. -”Come on, don’t say that. All friends of Yumi’s are friends of ours!”
They all nodded.
*... You’re really all too nice to me.
Despite being a strange bunch, he really was grateful for how nice they were, just like Yumi. He wasn’t sure if he deserved all of this but... this could be fun, right? One day he’ll repay them, for sure.
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ragingbum-blog · 6 years
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shiroe-is-my-baby · 7 years
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you and shiroe for the ship meme? ;w;
Heckk yeah thanks!
who holds the umbrella when it rainsShiroe 💕 I try but he always ends up taking it from me haha
who is the grumpiest in the morningThat’d be me haha Shiroe is very mellow in the morning. I’m not a morning person at all. He is very gentle with me XD
who worries more when the other is sick/hurtWe’re both big worriers when the other is hurt or sick. Doing whatever we can to make sure the other is gonna be okay. But I probably spoil him way more when he’s sick haha.
who plays pranks on the otherMe! Oh god he hates it but it’s too funny to pick on him!
who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofaMe haha but Shiroe isn’t complaining :3 I just love cuddles a lot
who insists on creating nicknames for the otherI want nicknames for him but in so unoriginal and not good with them so we never really do lol
who drools on the other when they’re asleepNeither unless Shiroe’s sleeping really hard. Then he will and I’m not letting him live it down ha
who says ‘I love you’ firstShiroe but it was mutual. He just beat me to it XD
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