#he was a golden retriever

[witherfide]

did you sit outside and watch vewn on your pap’s front porch with a cup of hot tea he gave you when it was 40 degrees out because your allergies were that bad or are u normal

#this was like 2 yrs ago maybe #im allergic to dogs :( he had a big boy named Charlie #he was a golden retriever #im uh #wishing i was there again #even if it was super cold #it was peaceful #chit chat

[quelfabulous]

"We don't need to do anything. We can just be."

Happy bi/pan visibility day (it's everyday for me). Also a sprinkle of ace and a dash of survivor and to top it all off- other expressions of intimacy, affection & connection taken seriously. I'm doing an Astarion origin playthrough and I ship him with Karlach like FedEx, your honor.

#bg3 fanart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #illustration #karlach #astarion #tbh they make hella nice platonic friends that also just like cuddles #astarion being a cat and not admitting it right away until he feels safe to just be #artists on tumblr #cuddles #original art #digital art #astarion x karlach #karlach x astarion #icyhot #black cat golden retriever

[nico-di-genova]

Adding him to my list of men who have never possessed a singular thought in their lives ever.

#see also: Evan Buckley and Sam Flynn #he is so head empty himbo golden retriever coded #and I love him #Ken #Barbie #Ryan gosling

[greykolla-art]

I figured out how to draw mr. teeth-eyes! 🥳

#grey art #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc fanart #I love Caine I trust him with my life! #he is absolutely not yet another nicely dressed eldritch horror #I think he’s just doing his best ! #like a golden retriever babysitting cats!

[canisalbus]

Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more

I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)

You gave me such old dog brainworms.

#Vasco would go white and gray in the face like an old golden retriever and get wrinklier #his golden fur would get shaggy and gradually lose it's shine #at some point he wouldn't be allowed to ride horses anymore which would upset him greatly #he'd get rheumatism and bad back and his hearing would worsen but he'd be an active and jolly type of grandpa #Machete would mellow out considerably if he managed to retire #I'd like to believe he'd be able to find some sort of inner peace in his later years #even in his prime his eyesight was bad and he spent his entire life fearing going blind so if he eventually got cataracts and lost most of #his remaining vision he'd probably be relatively fine with it as it was something he knew to expect #and he would have Vasco to look after him #his left ear had trouble staying upright when he was a pup so it would be kind of funny if it started drooping again #answered #anonymous #Vasco #Machete #own art #own characters #this isn't canon or anything I'm just musing

[buggachat]

yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.

sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny

#also like. if you listed out the personalities of adrien and felix to an unbiased third party #and asked them to assign one as dog and the other as cat #it would absolutely be dog!adrien and cat!felix. right? like it would. #adrien is like a little golden retriever who follows you around. felix knocks shit off your counters just to get a reaction out of you. #but no. cat!adrien dog!felix. like what the fuck is up with that. bring it back it was so weird #ladybug: aw darn :/ i gave the dog miraculous to the cat-coded guy by accident! i meant to give it to adrien. HE'S the dog guy #chat noir: excuse me? #also the fact they were fucking pet-coded?????? AND THEYRE SENTIMONSTERS??? FUCKED UP TBH. BRING IT BACK

[dogduocatquartet]

politely requesting to be groomed

#catblr #cats of tumblr #golden retriever #dogblr #petblr #dogs of tumblr #dog #cat #kitty #pets of tumblr #sidney #ruben #note how he bumps sidney with his snout at the end.. that’s how he asks to be groomed by him #ignore my cringe ass dirty living room btw

[satorusluver]

Gojo Satoru is very much one of those matching outfit type partners. He wants everybody who sees the two of you to be able to tell that you're a couple on sight. As though the fact that he follows you around like a giant puppy whenever you two are together doesn't make it obvious enough. And no, he doesn't care if his kids students think it's cringe, he thinks it's cute.

I also think that dating Satoru would be like having a sugar daddy in some ways. The man is rich and we already know from how he altered Yuji's uniform that he likes doing things like that. He definitely buys you outfits tailor made for you that he thinks you would rock, and of course would get himself a matching outfit to go along with it.

He likes to randomly surprise you with couple's accessories and has definitely gotten you those matching necklaces where yours has his initials and his has your initials. The man is always doing The Most to show his affection to you because you're one of the few people in his life he's ever made a genuine connection with.

#he's such a golden retriever boyfriend fr #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru imagine #gojo headcanons #jjk x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #jjk #jujutsu kaisen x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo fluff #jjk fluff #jujustu kaisen #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jjk x you #jjk imagines #jjk headcanons #satoru gojo #jjk fic #gojo fic

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Instead of going for Tim, Jason goes for the easiest way to utterly destroy his Replacement and kidnaps his civilian boyfriend to demonstrate just how easy it is to lose something (or someone) you love in this line of work.

And while the whole “make the Replacement beg” part of the plan is going amazing…. Jason really didn’t plan the whole “keeping a conspiracy theorist teenager hostage” through to the end.

Bernard just wants to know what the new crime lord’s deal with Robin is. And why— and how— exactly he’s supposed to be a bargaining chip when he can count the times he met Robin on one hand. oh! and could someone maybe tell his boyfriend, Tim, that he’ll be late for their coffee date on Tuesday?

#Jason and Bernard #I aim to make that a glorious tag #anyway #I stick by it that Bernard has golden retriever energy #too precious for this cruel world #but also kickass when pushed #but it happens once a century so… #Bernard ‘this crime lord seems sad I need to help him’ dowd #Jason ‘stop trying to feed me chocolate and make me talk about feelings’ Todd #Bernard subtly trying to manipulate Jason into NOT trying to kill Robin #Jason absolutely sees through it but— it’s hard to say no to those puppy eyes okay? #meanwhile Jason is also feeding Tim with horror stories about what he’s doing to his ‘precious bf’ #Tim is so wrecked he downright resorts to begging on his knees #he can’t lose Bernard #he just CANT #TimBern #TimBer #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #robin #tim drake #Bernard dowd #fanfiction #prompts

[frogchiro]

Gaz is so boyfriend material🥰fucks you in the back of his car after your date

GAZ ❗IS ❗ SO ❗BOYFRIEND

He's the perfect partner!! Kyle is the type of guy that all your girlfriends are jealous of because next to their shitty boyfriends Kyle is unreal. He will get you flowers, plan cute dates with you, help you study if ýou struggle with a subject in collage, bring you food or cook for you and sue me but he's a gossip whore, he will want all the college tea in exchange for military gossip🥰

Will definitely take you on a cute romantic date, dinner in that italian bistro you both like, a walk and then he will blow your back out in the back of his care because he got too horny🥰💕

But can you really blame him?? With that cute dress of yours and those pretty eyes looking up at him all lovely?? Gaz himself is a love drunk fool who gets a hard on just because you looked up at him and nuzzled his jaw♡

Now he has you ride him, his strong arms supporting you and keeping you close to him in the confined space of the care but your pretty moans, the feelung of his cock bumping against your cervix and the wet sounds coming from where you are joined? It makes it all worth it♡

He makes a mental note after cumming deep inside you to fuck you once or thrice when you're back at your flat because he's all backed up and wants you with him in the closest, most intimate way possible :((

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #sweet boy #he's literally a golden retriever boyfriend but will throw hands if you're ever threatened♡ #and he's clingy but we love it #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x reader #gaz x reader #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick

[artbysarf]

The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

#helloooooooo??????? #ppl started reblogging my old mothzilla art so i needed to draw updated designs LMAO #Godzilla is Japanese! I based his outfit on Japanese street fashion #His shirt says Godzilla obviously lol #I based Godzilla's tattoo on Yakuza tattos bc in a human AU he's def Yakuza #Mothra is Chinese! I baseed her outfit on Chinese street fashion and traditional Yi fashion #the Yi are one of the ethnic groups in the Yunnan province on China where Mothra is from! #Her tattoo is traditional chinese for Queen of the Monsters #if it's written wrong uhhhh sorry LMAO I TRIED #you can see mothra's ring........ yes they are married #Golden retriever wife and black cat husband actually #except they're both in organized crime and can kill u in 20 diff ways #good for them!!!!!! #Mothra has knives in her jacket don't get it twisted #godzilla #gojira #mothra #mosura #mothzilla #godzilla x mothra #mothra x godzilla #human mothra #human godzilla #godzilla x kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #the new empire

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

Just Alpha seeing Ifrit for the first time, at his summoning. And look, Alpha's a big, ancient ghoul, but unholy shit, this new one is built like a tank. Wide shoulders and massive freaking chest, thick arms, big hands. So of course Alpha's a bit concerned - not that he'd let anyone know. After all, he's the one who'll mentor the new summon. And fire ghouls aren't notorious for their easy temper. Alpha might be a vicious fighter when needed, but that new kid looks like he could crush a rock with his bare hands. So yes, he might be a bit apprehensive, as he watches the new fire ghoul shake his head, blink a couple of times, clearly disoriented as the ritual comes to an end. Omega's talking to him - welcoming him, making sure he's okay - but the new fire ghoul instinctively looks around for a ghoul sharing his element and- oh, there, he found one. Alpha tenses a bit, unsure what to expect. Snarling, probably - fire on fire, an explosive combination and all that - maybe a bit of growling, a snap of jaw or two. What he absolutely did not expect was for this ripped ghoul to break into a boyish smile, tail wagging excitedly behind him. And then proceed to trip over his own feet the second he slides off the altar. Alpha holds back a snort, lips twicthing up ever-so-slightly. Right. Looks like he'll be fine.

#or how Alpha discovered the new ghoul is actually an overexcited golden retriever masquerading as a rottweiler #ifrit is the definition of “looks like he could kill you is a cinnamon roll” #alpha ghoul #ifrit ghoul #nameless ghouls #the band ghost

[haloabove]

Im such a sucker for Clark “heals in the sun” Kent and Bruce “burns in a storm” Wayne.

#bruce wayne #clark kent #they are my everything guys #ive been thinking about this a lot #clark laying in the sun for hours like a golden retriever #nobody can get this man to come inside #and Bruce being borderline vitamin D deficient bc he burns so easily #they’re married your honor #superman #batman #superbat

[unnocturnal]

Stardew Valley Bachelor Headcanons!

#unnocturnal art #stardew valley #sdv #fanart #sdv sebastian #headcanons #sdv shane #sdv harvey #sdv elliott #sdv sam #sdv alex #my art #digital art #clip studio paint #character art #alex hc that hes a big big softie and a total dog lover #sam is very golden retriever coded imo and i smore mature than he seems #harveys got that tboy swag thats why his back is so fucked

[tolicandco]

back to my fav drawing practice- redrawing merlin screenshots

#best burnout cure #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin #I haven't done his portrait yet and that just won't do #hes so stupid I love him dearly #og golden retriever

[swords-and-starlight]

i feel the need to remind everyone that Damen’s literally one of the smartest and most well-educated characters in the series. He’s extremely well-read and knowledgeable about military tactics and strategy, which if you didn’t know also includes a huge depth of history knowledge, and his talent comes from both education and years of experience. He’s smart enough to know geography and terrain information of an area he hasn’t needed to have information on in seven years, and even then, the lands they are talking about were in mainland Vere, not Delpha, so his studies were his own initiative. he has favorite poems! HE ENJOYED DEBATING OBSCURE PHILOSOPHY WITH HESTON!!! like y’all Damen is just as intelligent as Laurent, it’s just that Laurent’s intelligence is about manipulation and chess and Damen’s just a nerd.

(also people are gonna be coming for me for this one but i think Damen likes books and libraries a lot more than Laurent ever did)

#i would bet my college tuition that Damen loves analyzing and debating about books #‘damen wouldn’t understand hamlet’ stfu he would eat that shit up #side note tho damen would love hamlet it’s a lot like his and laurent’s story #there’s definitely more that i’m not thinking of right now #but even on my first read of the series there were so many scenes where Damen is extremely competent and clearly educated and trained #i don’t understand all the fic writers that make damen some himbo golden retriever and laurent this sarcastic girlboss #damen #capri #captive prince #damen of akielos #damianos of akielos