#i make the rules and enforce them

[just-honey-dewd]

Looney tunes shitpost idea/au: Daffy gets turned into a hunk for insulting a witch. And now he and Bugs have to find that witch or he’s stuck like this. Which is bad. Cuz… Daffy Human sounds like a terrible name.

#my posts #my art #looney tunes #artists on tumblr #daffy duck #bugs bunny #baffy void has this on running gag of bringing up abs daffy as if he’s a separate entity #yeah we call buff anime daffy abs daffy. /aff #figured i’d draw more abs daffy and draw him next to itty bitty rabbit sized bugs #baffy #yep tagging this as baffy. cuz we have fun here. #also i’m allowed to have multiple human designs for them #i make the rules and enforce them #abs daffy #someday i’ll draw other toons as humans #mark my words

[imma-triple-a-battery]

i think they should be allowed to be happy sometimes i think

#mha #bnha #bakugou katsuki #kaminari denki #sero hanta #kirishima eijirou #ashido mina #jirou kyouka #bakusquad #mha fanart #bnha fanart #i stole a bunch of pinterest fits for them just like they stole my heart #jirou is in the bakusquad i do not make the rules #i only enforce them #i <3 them #they are besties your honor

[justcallmematt517]

Finally got around to watching Hazbin Hotel, Dad Beat Dad may be my favorite episode so far just for getting the idea of Dad!Alastor into my head.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #Sorry Charlie Alastor's your dad now #I don't make the rules just enforce them when it's the funniest

[total-dxmure]

hot girls have an obsession with ellie williams.

#i don’t make the rules #i just heavily enforce them #you’re hot #ellie williams for president #ellie williams

[robntunney]

15 YEARS OF THE MENTALIST Day 1 : Songs

"I replay my footsteps on each stepping stone, trying to find the one where I went wrong, writing letters, addressed to the fire"

#the mentalist #mentalistedit #15yearsofmentalist #tmsource #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #jisbon #jane x lisbon #ts x jisbon #i made dis #taylor swift lyrics #tvedit #song lyrics #otpsource #this is for ana because she is the evermore queen #i don't make the rules i just enforce them #this is technically a remake #but i had the better idea #britt.gh

[piratefishmama]

i just want to see Steve walk into his and Eddie's apartment to find Eddie singing a catchy pop song along with the radio while dancing with a very soggy very large dog that he may have rescued from the streets.

#steddie #shitpost #Eddie would just randomly take in strays #i dont make the rules i just enforce them

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Nobara, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Megumi: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Nobara: Ohhhh— Yuuji: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

#yuuji is class mom making food for them sry i don't make the rules i just enforce them #jjk #incorrect quotes #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #nobara kugisaki #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori #yuuji itadori #itafushi #kugifushi #itakugi #itakugifushi #jjk first years

[sulkybender]

People knock on LOK all the time but we don’t thank the writers enough for leaving an enormous Zukka-shaped hole in the storyline.

Where’s Mai? Uh…

Where’s Suki? Um…

Zuko and Sokka loved each other til the day they died, case closed, moving on.

#that’s just how it works! #I don’t make the rules #I only enforce them #zukka #sokka #zuko #lok #atla

[siravalondulac]

i love how excited everyone is about princess carol but no one seems to acknowledge that she had a LITERAL DISNEY PRINCESS DRESS CHANGE??? LIKE WITH SPARKLES AND FANCY MUSIC AND A PRINCE WAITING FOR HER??

#a highlight of the movie for sure #one of thousands but still #also carol and the prince are both queer and he only married her to get his people off his back about a bride #i don't make the rules i just enforce them #the marvels #the marvels spoilers #carol danvers #captain marvel #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe

[simmyfrobby]

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#look... #I dont make the rules around here #I just enforce them #hockey poetry posts #sidney crosby #alexander ovechkin #washington capitals #pittsburgh penguins

[hadalogic]

thanks to my friend for the inspo lol

#my art #honkai star rail #hsr kafka #himeko #kafhime #kafka has cat tendencies i dont make the rules #i just enforce them

[wendytestabrat]

south park phone destroyer but it’s just the kyman moments

#that first clip is married couple energy af #are we all gonna ignore how wholesome it is that cartman gave kyle a compliment and he appreciated it lol #south park phone destroyer is the best south park game and the only one i like i don’t #make the rules i enforce them #DUMBASSCOMPILATIONS #south park #kyman

[watchingyoufromthestars]

Something I haven’t seen anyone bring up before from Link’s hunger strike teen fact is — even though it was kind of an off handed joke from Freddie — Link and Taylor probably live super close to each other. Like possibly neighbors close.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #which also makes things a little sad because I imagine these two were in their backyards a lot #Link with soccer and Taylor doing survivalist shit in the woods #he’s definitely not allowed to swing his sword inside I imagine Cassandra would at least enforce that as a rule #anyways imagine growing up with two best friends your whole life and then one day your dad says you can’t hang out with them anymore becaus #they’re dangerous. but one of them literally lives next door

[depravitydotexe]

this just in from the surgeon general n also God Himself but u have 2 frot w ur besties. u have 2 frot w ur girlies. u have 2.

#its 4 ur health. sry i dont make the rules but i do enforce them <3 #slut.txt #trans nsft #wlw nsft #t4t nsft #sapphic nsft #lesbian nsft

[messrmagpie]

“Never again- and I mean it this time”

“You always say that”

“Why is this school so bloody big?! And why does my head hurt so much?”

some hungover Sirius and Marlene because their friendship means everything to me and they’re just both so dumb together

Edit: this isn't blackinnon ship art but each to their own

#marauders #sirius black #marlene mckinnon #fanart #atyd marauders #atyd fanart #atyd #marauders era #marauders fanart #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp #fuck jkr #trans rights #trans sirius black #trans marlene McKinnon #theyre t4t bffs i dont make the rules #i just enforce them

[theshadowrealmitself]

Thinking of a very specific scenario where Gwen has her workplace covered head to toe in Spidey pictures and Spidey merch because she originally lost a bet, but never took any of the stuff down after it was over because she grew attached to it, so her work area just makes everyone think she’s a huge fan of Spidey

That’s the setup, followed by a situation where Spidey has to team up with Norman for a science thing (neither one is happy about this) and they pass by Gwen’s area (although it doesn’t have her name written anywhere, it’s just covered in Spidey stuff) and Spiderman, being Peter Parker and having visited Gwen’s workplace before, knows it’s hers

Which prompts this dialogue: “How is Gwen doing? Staying away from tall buildings..I hope… ha ha..” -Peter, making an awkward joke based on that horrifying statistic they found out about most of other Gwen’s dying by falling, because working with an enemy is an awkward situation and he was trying to lighten the mood but failed

Norman doesn’t understand the reference, obviously, just takes note that somehow Spiderman is aware of his worker, and since he can tell which work area is hers, is aware that she’s a huge fan

Later on, there’s this dialogue: “If you really wanna get a superhero’s attention, go to their “territory,” get on a huge building, make a fuss so that they know you’re there, then fling yourself off, you’ll be in their arms before you know it!” -Gwen Stacy, making her own morbid falling off a cliff joke to cope while people brainstorm how to find a missing hero

Which leads Norman to the following conclusion: Gwen Stacy has been putting herself in danger on purpose to get Spider-Man’s attention

Now not only does he have to worry about holding an intervention for his son and his son’s friend who’s like a son to him about being so obsessed with Spiderman that they ignore their own safety, but he also has to hold one for his best employee!! What the fuck!!

#kinda long sorry #hopefully you all find this as funny as I do #Norman trying to figure out what tf is in the water that his son’s friend group just keeps getting obsessed with Spidey #pride month means all bitches being in love with Spiderman I don’t make the rules I just violently enforce them <3 #Spiderman #spider-man #spider man #peter parker #norman osborn #harry osborn #Gwen Stacy #should I add my dialogue tag? #fuck it I will just in case #made up dialogue by yours truly