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elliesmainhoe · 1 year

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Procrastination

Streamer!Ellie X Reader

Summary: While Ellie leaves her office for a moment, leaving her stream unattended, you sneak in.

Contents: nothing really, pure fluff, kisses, pet names.

This is a part 2 of Player Two.

My Masterlist

You'd been watching Ellie's steam from your shared bedroom, using it as a distraction from your assignment you had meant to be completing. But as a chronic-procrastinator any excuse is a good excuse.

So here you are, laying in bed, your original word document being abandoned for Ellie's stream. She was doing a pretty chill stream, playing various video games and chatting on and off with her chat.

Ever since you had officially been introduced to her stream, they had been talking about you non-stop. Her subs seeming finding teasing Ellie and making her go bright red fairy amusing.

"Yo guys." Ellie spoke, breaking the steady pace if the conversation she was having with her viewers "I need to go, I'm gonna be back in five minutes okay? Please don't start a cult while I'm gone? Okay thanks." She joked, taking off the head set and leaving it on her set.

A smirk on your face as you spotted the perfect opportunity. You got out of bed, quickly fixing your hair and throwing on a sweater before you creeped stealthily across the hallway to Ellie's now abandoned office. You creaked the door open, the harsh blue light making you squint.

You walked into the room, hiding off screen until the last second were you clapped into the mic, grinning as the spam typing of

"Oh Fuck!!"

"That was unnecessary"

Fled through the chat.

"Oh look it's my favourite people in the whole wide world" you giggled, sitting in Ellie's blue gaming chair.

User2: OMG😭

User3: Yay!!!!

User4: Hi Y/N 💙💙💙

"Hiya guys" you waved at the camera, a small ginger flurry of fur jumped into your lap "oh Garf, you gonna join me?"

"meow".

"yeah, yeah alright"

User5: I love Garfield so much

"I know I love Garfield aswell, don't I baby?" You laughed scratching the cat underneath his chin.

"How are you all doing?"

User6: Really good actually!

User7: epic

"Good, good. I'm glad to hear that." You hummed. "Oh-!" You exclaimed a thought coming to your head.

"The other day I was laying in bed ,scrolling through TikTok while I was waiting for Ells to wake up and I saw an edit. OF US!"

User8: I know all my favorite twitch editors edited you. It was so cute 😭

"Hold on let me pull it up," you say tapping the screen if your phone, clicking on TikTok and then favourites. "Right, okay, so it was this one" you said, you turned your phone around showing an out of focus video of you and Ellie edited to the song 'Glue Song' by Beabadoobee.

"When I tell you that when I saw this I cried. I am not kidding. Ended up waking Ellie up cause I was sobbing" you laughed once you finished, shaking your head at the ridiculous memory.

User9 donated $30 'Buy Garfield a new toy'

"aww thank you~" you smile scratching the purring cat between it's ears "You hear that baby, your gonna get a new toy'".

"meow"

"He says thank you and says he appreciates you and thinks your amazing".

You began talking about everything and nothing, talking about different goings on in your lives and thanking donations, all while swiveling around on Ellie's chair, stroking your cat like a bond villain.

"You look... Threatening" a voice you could tell was trying to stifle a laugh came from behind you.

"Ellie baby~ Hi~" you giggle turning around a stupid smile painting onto your face.

"Yeah, hi babe" she laughed in reply, be ding down and pressing a brief kiss to your lips. "What are you guys doing?" She asks looking into the webcam suspiciously.

"Oh we were just chatting"

"and why are you, my gorgeous beautiful smart girlfriend, talking to my chat instead of finishing the assignment you've been procrastinating about for a whole week, hmm?"

"uhhh I plead the fifth" you said, smiling sheepishly at the woman.

Ellie rolled her eyes. "Right guys I'm gonna have to end this stream here. If I don't babysit my girlfriend she will wonder off, forget about her work and end up being upset when she hasn't done it. So, girlfriend duties call, bye"

She clicked a few buttons, the screen changing and then switching off, "c'mon baby, let's get to bed" she hummed her arms wrapping around your torso and lifting you out of the seat.

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Just a quick one before I go to bed 💙.

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ros3ybabe · 24 days

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Daily Check-in: April 3rd, 2024 🎀

Today was a weird day. My anxiety was off the walls, and I think it's because that time of the month decided to occur, which is throwing me way off. Birth control has made that not happen for 2 years so, I was definitely caught off guard. (omg I hope that's not tmi, it's just something I gotta deal with again as a woman)

🩷 What I Accomplished Today:

Reviewed Spanish Busuu Chapters 6 and 7

Reviewed all flashcards once fully through

listened to one podcast episode in spanish

completed question set about renal nutrition from my dietitian mentor

met with an advisor regarding adding a 2nd major in finance

met with my advisor and got some good advice before adding the 2nd major

emailed the director of the Dietetic program at my college to schedule a meeting

wrote chemistry notes (need to finish and catch up with this week - I've missed both lectures)

completed a chemistry homework assignment

planned tasks for tomorrow

met with dietitian mentor

scrubbed my toilet clean

🩷 Good Things That Happened:

got an extension on my chem lab report

got confirmation of taking a make up quiz for my psyc class

took an hour nap

got excused from lecture and lab today (going to make it up tomorrow)

met most of my goal tasks

my meetings with the advisors went really well

got to talk to my dad per usual, and he was supportive of the 2nd major stuff

my boyfriend was supportive of my 2nd major stuff

met a super cute blue heeler puppy that was so cute and friendly, tho she did cut my thumb slightly but it's okay cause she's just a puppy

got 7k steps in today

🩷 What Could've Been Better:

could've managed my anxiety a bit better

could've been more productive instead of doing my "productive procrastination"

need to stop trying to do academic things while sitting in bed

need to stop trying to stay awake when I randomly wake up at 4am

need to drink more water, for sure

need to work on better nutrition

Today was a weird day. But that's okay. Weird days do happen. I know now what made it weird, and I'll adapt.

Til next time lovelies 🩷

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jadeittic · 1 year

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HS + Y/I: 2022 (SERIES)

EXTRA (8) -- mb i keep procrastinating i swear its not my fault (it is) LMAO

PREVIOUS. NEXT.

HARRY STYLES + PLATONIC!EX-1D MEMBER!FEM!READER

WARNINGS: will be changing face claims for every post ! hope it won't be a bother.

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genuspsittrichas · 9 months

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Like albedo, dottore, Baizhu, and tighnari with a reader that loves going to the doctors or doing any non painful experiments

Like they find it relaxing

Omg I love this, even though I hate the doctors office hopefully I can do this justice its just too cute

Loving the doctors

Warnings: Mentions of doctors/medical procedures/medical related things, some possible dark content/insinuations

A reader that enjoys going to the doctors and taking part in experiments.

Albedo

Albedo would love to have you with him while running experiments as his control group or baseline

Like when he was testing the traveler for strange properties that allow them to do main character feats

He might also just enjoy having you around while testing things whether you’re helping him out with small things or if he’s working with you (gives me a fic idea aha maybe I’ll stop procrastinating for once and actually write that)

If he’s trying to use alchemy to create something he might have you try to recreate his experiments to figure out if he made any mistakes or if something needs to be revised

Baizhu

When trying to get a god idea of anatomy or the functionings of a healthy body you would eagerly volunteer to allow him to examine you, enjoying the time yu get to spend lying around or sitting down while he asks you simple questions

You might also enjoy helping him to gather herbs and concoct medicines

He would be so glad to get to spend quality time with you while also getting work done

He would find it extremely endearing that you like letting him examine you and do basic checkups

He also loved doing those checkups because what better way to ensure that you’re healthy

Tignari

Would love to do regular checkups on you just to brush up his understanding of the human body or to ensure that you’re doing alright

Might have you try headache ailments he concocts if you ever have one

Finding out some of the effects of herbs found in the Sumeru forest together is a favorite activity of his

You might both end up with a slight headache after sniffing one too many strongly scented flowers but the addition to medical knowledge is invaluable, especially if he can kiss away the headache

Dottore

While running experiments, if it doesn’t pose harm to you he’d gladly indulge in your want to take part

Whether it’s to test joint movement or body function for his duplicates he enjoys spending this time with you and getting to know your body

If he’s doing some of his less reader safe experiments and you’re fine with it he would gladly allow you to help him or to keep him company while he did them

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jamimix · 2 years

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I JUST READ "His Daily Need" AND THE DETAIL OMG- I WAS FIGHTING THE URGE TO REQUEST THIS AND IDK IF UR REQUESTS ARE OPEN FEEL FREE TO IGNORE‼️‼️‼️😋😋😋

tighnari (if u write for him) x reader? where the reader gets stuck in vines w tighnari, and they make out? (optional) until one of the forest watchers/rangers idk what its called catches them?

ALSO U GAINED A NEW FOLLOWER 😋

Forest Vines

Sorry it took long. I couldn't stop procrastinating and the 3.1 livestream didn't help 😅 I wanted to write the optional part but I suddenly felt mortified just thinking about it (2nd-hand embarrassment iasdnisidnsd) so I tweaked it a bit. Hope that's okay?

Also, thank you @itsxenanotsena for helping me write some parts hehe

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One of the rules of being a Forest Ranger is to always be mindful of your surroundings. Tighnari has been drilling this in your head, even before when you weren't even one of them yet. And with the surge of Withering regions popping up, it was inevitable that he'd be adamant for you to do so. Unfortunately for him, you're never one to follow rules.

"Now, be careful. This area was just recently cleared of the Withering yesterday. I don't want you touching anything and then having me to save your butt again. Understood?"

You nodded at Tighnari's words, giving him an innocent smile which he returned with a defeated sigh, thinking that you probably didn't listen to a word he just said. You did listen, but it's just so fun seeing him riled up.

"Well, let's get moving you big lummox."

So why exactly are you two exploring it despite the possible danger? Simply because it's one of your duties. Just because you knew how dangerous it could be, doesn't mean that the others do. The goal was to survey the area, note if it has anything weird, dangerous, or harmful in it, if the place needed to be closed off, and see if there's any unfortunate souls that waltzed in and needs saving. Speaking of weird stuff...

"Hey, Tighnari. Is it normal for vines to move like that?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

Turning around, he sees what you mean. A series of hanging vines swaying quite aggressively despite the lack of strong wind passing by. They look quite healthy with how green and thick they are. The urge to touch them swells in you. However, before you could even make a move, you were lead away by the a pair of hands on your shoulders.

"Stay here while I look into it." He says, eyes fixed on the vines. You didn't say a word, more curious at what he'll do than your discovery. You watched as he came closer to it, his ears twitching cutely in curiosity, head tilted as he's inspecting it so thoroughly with his eyes. All is well until you see his hand reach up and touching one, breaking the one rule he gave earlier.

Almost instantly, the vines jumped and wrapped around him, not giving the two of you to react anything other than a yelp, before stringing him up like a piñata.

It was quiet for a moment, the realization still sinking in, before you burst out laughing while Tighnari's face turned red, flustered and embarrassed, with his ears folded back. He then glared at you, though it wasn't effective seeing his current situation.

He tried to free himself, but moving seems to make it tangle him up even more, and for some reason, he couldn't use his dendro vision, as if the vines has the capability of making it useless.

"(Y/n), take me down from here."

"Oh? No please and thank you? And didn't you tell me not to touch anything?"

Despite your words, you drew closer, inspecting the vines, and thinking of how you could help him out. Thankfully, it didn't bring him up too high, just enough that his cute pouty face still reaches yours.

The vines itself didn't have anything to explain why it's like that, but a quick look on your surroundings, you see a Sumeru Rose glowing oh so brightly, an indication that there's a dangerous level of Leyline activity in the area. You lit up, already knowing how to deal with it.

Seeing the recognition in your face, Tighnari tried to look at what you were staring at. Too bad for him, his slight movement caused a vine to get activated and somehow made it to slap him painfully at the back of his head, forcing him to face back.

"Motherfu-"

He bit his lip to stop himself from cursing, eyes going back to you who's obviously enjoying his predicament. You could just let him off but-

"I kinda like seeing you like this." Smiling, you reached up, carefully avoiding touching any of the vines, placing your hands on his cheeks, cradling it gently, drawing little circles with your thumbs. You watch amused as his pupils dilate, before he tried shaking it off, trying to stay focused.

"I know you're kinky, but can you please keep it in the bedroom? We have to-to..."

His words trailed off as he sees your gaze go down towards his lips, his breathe then hitching, tail unconsciously wagging. And the smirk of yours didn't help at all. He knows that he should probably stop you, but his rationality flew away the moment you decided to lean in.

Instinctively, his eyes shut close, enjoying the feeling of your lips capturing his own. You gazed at him with half-lidded eyes, the smirk still on your lips as it molded itself onto Tighnari's. A hand went to caress his cheek once more, coaxing him to relax more, and you closed your eyes, relishing in the moment.

‌You went to deepen the kiss, taking a step to be a bit closer, unaware of a vine crawling on the ground like a snake. So you didn't just touch it. You stepped on it.

A squeak escapes you as you get strung up by the vines, body crashing into Tighnari's, eliciting a pained groan from him. Everything went into chaos. Up became down, left became right, and the cycle continued. You had to close your eyes, waiting and hoping for everything to stop moving, not wanting the urge of throwing up to win.

When everything finally settled, you decided to open your eyesm only to find yourself face-to-face with Tighnari who looked so done with life. The vines managed to put your bodies so close to each other that your noses are touching, wrapping the both of you together. Though, his right arm was also somewhat free, seeing as he's now using it to bring his hand into pinching your cheek.

"Are you satisfied?"

He pinched your cheek harder when you gave him a nervous chuckle as a response. But he couldn't stay mad at you. couldn't completely blame you. It was mostly his fault that this happened. With your face so close to his, there's only one thing plaguing his mind right now.

Just as you were about to speak, ready to tell him about the thing earlier, his lips met yours.

'Might as well enjoy this.' You thought as you succumb to the sweet sensation, slightly opening your lips when his tongue asked for an invite.

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Collei grew worried and anxious as you and Tighnari haven't gotten back yet nor have any of you sent news about the situation. It's protocol that, after an hour of no contact, a team will be sent out to retrieve them, which now includes her and two others.

To cover more ground, they decided to split up. And luckily, she didn't have to search much. The anxiousness she felt quickly vanished as she was quick to find the two of you, hanging on vines, resting your heads in each other's shoulder with Tighnari playing with your hair.

‌"Master? (Y/n)? Are you two okay?"

"Ah, Collei!" You greeted her with a smile to which she gave small one back. Tighnari also gave her a quick greeting before giving her instructions on what to do. She chose to ignore how puffy you and her master's lips are, didn't dare ask why you both seem out of breath, already having an inkling idea of what happened. For too many times, she even walked in while in was happening. She unfortunately has grown a bit numbed to it.

"Don't touch any of the vines, unless you want to be stuck here with us. Try using your vision on it. Just don't push yourself too hard if it doesn't work." You shake your head no at his words, making the two of them question why.

‌"No need for that. I saw a Sumeru Rose glowing brightly earlier. Collei could just activate the Purification device you made to deal with the leyline problem. The vines' weird reaction is most probably from it "

‌An irked smile was shown in Tighnari's face, his free hand wrapping around your neck, slightly putting pressure in it. If Collei weren't present, you're sure that he'd try choking you, then and there.

‌"You mean to tell me... that you knew that we could 've gone out of here an hour ago yet you chose to get and stay stuck just cause?"

‌"Oh, hush! You didn't once let me speak, and you enjoyed every second of it too."‌ Collei could only giggle before turning around to do what you told her. It was quick and easy set up. And thankfully, it was as you said.

At long last, you and Tighnari are free from the confines of the vines, and you gave Collei a soft pat on the back as a way to say 'great job!'. She started heading towards the village to report to the other rangers what had happened and you were about to follow when Tighnari grabbed you by the wrist and yanked it.

You felt another hand covering your mouth, and warm breathing on your ear. "Prepare yourself when we get back. I think someone deserves a little punishment for what they did." Tighnari whispered oh so seductively, making you shiver.

He let you go and sent you a satisfied smirk before catching up to Collei to discuss about what happened in the village while he was gone. You were left blushing and flustered, both shocked and excited for Tighnari's 'punishment' for you.

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lvlymicha · 26 days

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☀︎︎You're mine, sunshine☽

part three

(a/n) hii people, did I took too long? I know I did and I'm sooooo sorry:(, I'm a very procrastinator so you guys better get used to it lol. Anyway, here's chapter three, hope you enjoy and good reading!!

Warnings: none

tags: grumpy x sunshine, boss!WiliamAfton/Steve Raglan, employee!reader, William Afton/Steve Raglan x reader, reader is in her 20s, William/Steve is in his early 50s, slow burn, female reader (more tags will be added eventually if needed.)

Part One | Part Two

William fights the urge to roll his eyes to the woman in front of him, it was the sixth person he was "helping" today and with her it wasn't going that good.

"Listen Miss Bennett, I'll repeat it again, you don't have the right qualifications to this kind of job, in fact, you have zero qualifications, no recommendations, no qualities and shopping isn't a hobby for sure. That's why we don't have much options here."

William says for the third time, the woman, tall, blonde with a skinny body, has a bored look, she rolls her eyes

"Omg can't you like, find me another job? I don't want to be a babysitter, kids are gross and I will literally pull my hair of my head if I take care of one."

(Y/N) looks at the woman with a confused frown, literally pull your hair out? scary.

"Well then, why don't you look by a job yourself? I'm 100% that someone will certainly hire you!"

William says, totally not sarcastically as he leans down on his chair, hands folded on his lap as he looks at her with a grin, not a normal grin though, it's a sarcastic grin that doesn't go unnoticed by the blonde, she gasps, pointing her index finger to the old man with a frown

"Are you being sarcastic? because if you a-"

"You like fashion don't you?"

(Y/N) asks quickly, as she notices what was probably going to happen, and now the attention goes to her, the woman lows her finger and nods at (Y/N)'s question, William observes the scene, wanting to know what his assistant is going to say

"Well, I might have found something then, what about work as a salesclerk in a clothing store then? That way you can work with something you like!"

(Y/N)'s idea is instantly agreed by the woman who seems a lot happier now, they chat for a bit about the job application and Miss Bennett has a satisfied smile, "You literally saved my life" is what she says before leaving the office

William groans, pinching the bridge of his nose, "I seriously can't handle that, a 25 years old woman behaving like a teenager. " He's clearly pissed of as he says that

"Come on, don't be grumpy, it was funny, I'm like, literally rolling on the ground of laughing!"

(Y/N) says giggling as William gives her a annoyed look, "Don't you start."

"I'm like literally dying of laughing right now!" She says, enjoying teasing William, the man gets up of his desk and (Y/N) laughs even more "You're literally getting on my nerves right now so I suggest you to stop." He says giving her a cold glare, though he was holding back a small smile, he couldn't deny, the situation was kind of funny

The small girl recomposes herself, and apologizes to her boss, "Remember, you're here to work not to joke. You can go now, have a good break, be back in 1 hour."

William takes his wallet from a drawer in his table and leaves the office

As William leaves (Y/N) huffs in annoyance"YoU aRe LiTeRalLy GeTtInG oN mY nErVeS" She says mocking William's words "What a kill joy." She gets up from her desk and picks a small lunchbox from her bag, she leaves the office too, closing the door behind her

#grumpy x sunshine #steve raglan x reader #steve raglan #william afton #william afton x reader #william afton x you #boss x employee

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zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas · 5 months

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I need to stop procrastinating on something at least and I’m in need of slightly unrealistic or maybe not that unrealistic Andreil fluff so here we goooo

Sleepy Andrew!

It’d been a long day at practice and Andrew had gotten close to no sleep that night.

He’d been cranky the whole day and his calm exterior had melted off somewhat because he was too tired to keep up appearances and also play

Neil had felt Andrew tossing and turning that night but he didn’t want to encroach on Andrew’s space unneccessarily

When they were coming out of the lockers, Andrew stumbled

It was a barely noticeable stumble but of course, Neil caught it

Perceptive idiot, Andrew muttered

“‘Drew, what’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”

Neil gave him A Look so Andrew exhaled and said, “sleep. I need sleep.”

“Can you walk?”

Andrew nodded but he’d barely taken a step when he tripped and would’ve fallen flat on his face had Neil not caught him in the nick of time

“Do you want a piggy-back?”

“No wait, you’re so sleepy you might fall off if you don’t grip me tight enough.”

After a moment’s consideration, Neil asked Andrew, “yes or no?”

“Yes.”

Neil scooped Andrew off his feet and into his arms

Andrew let out a small quack but his arms went around Neil’s neck immediately and wound tight

“Comfortable?”

Andrew didn’t have the energy to say “398%” so he just nodded into Neil’s neck, snuggled his nose into it as Neil involuntarily shivered and drifted off to thoughts of blue eyes, black jeans, lighters and candy

i found this in my drafts omg

#not the last strawberries and cigarettes reference nav #i swear to god #when have I Not been in my yearning era #aftg #andreil #all for the game

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madnessgay · 1 year

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hank dating headcanons?!

i need to stop procrastinating so im gonna drop some dating headcanons for uhm,,,, hank j wimbleton..... i need serious help

♡ he brings you gifts aw

♡ they can range from random shiny rocks or items to like,, someone elses organs.

♡ you know how cats bring you dead birds?

♡ yeah

♡ hes also not talkative per my headcanon of selective mute hank so if he ever says he loves you or something VERBALLY im jealous of you man thats cute

♡ he will occasionally do the i love you ASL sign to you tho :]

♡ hes never exactly dated before so hes kinda shy and/or confused with a lot of things, hes not used to physical affection for example

♡ like if you wanna get him use to that try starting with something small like hand holding

♡ but i imagine soon he gets hooked on that shit

♡ im so sorry if he gets all attached and starts randomly asking for hugs and stuff when you guys arent out doing usual nevada stuff

♡ but hes sweet and he just likes the feeling of you in his arms and stuff :]

♡ he probably also swoons if you also go out and murder grunts and stuff, like wow omg look at them go thats so cool im in love...

♡ deimos teases him if he ever shows any sign of being so incredibly infatuated by you tho

♡ kick his ass /j

uhm uh uh lmk if i should do more of this lol

#hank j. wimbleton #madness combat x reader #madness combat hank #hank j. wimbleton x reader #dating headcanons

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seariii · 3 months

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*se gomita*

I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.

The bestie said yesterday that if he sees me burn out for other people he'll get angry at me, but he never said anything about burning out for myself!! (<- she wrote down all she needs to finish today and is panicking)

COME ON SEARI

Like, the most draining part isn't even the drawings, it's ([irl name] stuff) that I have to watch and follow a video because I can't open an app, my brain can't wrap around that. The other most draining thing is done too! But this whole situation is stressing the shit out of me! And of course could've been prevented if I had done it in December like I said I would but NOOOOOO SEARI HAD TO POSTPONE AND PROCRASTINATE BECAUSE THATS ALL SHE EVER DOES

Look. Look. Worst case scenario, this doesn't go the way we are expecting it, AT LEAST you finally did that thing and we will be able to do other stuff. AND you might be able to pick up the tickets to the Miku Expo now instead of some day in the uncertain future, we should look that up too, but after vlntns..... Sigh....

I hate this....

*looks at her list again and looks at the time*

.... Shit.... Okay today is Monday.... If I manage to do and finish this rn... Doing that is quite quick, and worst case scenario, I can go tomorro... And ideally that'd be for Wednesday... And it's on the 14th so maybe I can stop and buy myself something nice as a treat for my hard work yeah, the convenience stores have 2x1 in chocolates... Yeah.... Okay...

And for the shit I need to do before vlntns... This is urgent and this too... I need to get half of this done... Was planning digital but maybe I go traditional to go easy on myself... And the other one I need to make at least the concept... If I manage to also do a bit of that too then it'll make it easier for tomorrow....

Okay.... Okay I can do this. Okay! I can do this!!! (<- a lot more calm because gen thinks she can do it)

Worst case scenario that I don't have time for the drawings, just half of MINE have to be done today, and I can leave the rest for tomorrow, which also won't have the extra stress of [irl name] stuff. Yes.

Okay. Let's do this then.

OMG MY BROTHER COMIN IN CLUTCH OKAY THATS ONE LESS THING AND I CAN DO THAT TOMORROW THEN LETS GO OKAY OKAY GOOD GREAT AMAZING YES

SO JUST YOU NEED TO BE DONE BEFORE WE FOCUS ON THE DRAWINGS OKAY NICE LETSGO OKAY

Literally me rn

#seari panicking and slowly reincorporating herself under the cut lmao #once every few months seari se gomita en main. honoring her blog title #seari talks

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vexxandra · 1 year

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mini pac : small things for this week

ive been having a hard past few weeks, and sometimes its best to focus on the small things. in this pac, well be looking at some things to focus on this week to hopefully make your day a little better :)

pile uno: justice rx, ten of swords, two of swords, mistletoe

the cards came out very satisfyingly and very clean so i assume that what you need to focus on is imminent also to you, or at the very least, its very clear. pile one, you have to learn to let go, and stop looking at things so over analytically and logically. theres so much air here, paired with the mistletoe card leads me to believe that you guys are pessimists, or realists who in reality like to view the world through dark tinted lens. you guys like to look for and find the worst possible way things could go wrong and fixate on those possibilities. it may be difficult pile one, but try to let loose. if you have long hair, a suggestion id make to you is to let it down, or stop tying it so tightly. also opt for clothes that are a little less formal, and a little more comfortable! of course, these are just suggestions, and you are by no means obliged to follow them !

little afternote: omg! i just realized that this mistletoe card (seed and sickle oracle deck) has two swords on it as well! so pile one, this is a super, super prominent sign that you should try to let loose this week! a little at a time goes a long way.

pile dos: the magician, four of swords, two of wands rx, wisteria

the cards came out... interestingly. definitely, lool. anyways, i feel the sense that you at the same time a workaholic but also someone who likes procrastinating. cause with the magician and the four of swords i immediately got the vibe that you have some very priority projects that are taking up a lot of your time, but in the meanwhile, some very important things are being left in the dark. im seeing your relationships with people, but it could also be basic things that are not getting done, such as painting a room, or cutting your hair, or even getting enough sleep. this week, pile two, please take some time for yourself. put that important project on hold, and focus on the small things. im seeing going for a walk, or maybe watching a comfort movie. just something thatll ease your mind, and give you a break. for some of you, get some sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!

pile tres: page of swords, seven of pentacles, the sun rx, rowan

a heavy emphasis is coming up about relationships, but mostly family and close friends. i also see you being urged to create new relationships with people that interest you, or maybe rekindle old flames with people whom you once knew. whatever the case, this week, take time for the people you love. whether they be family, or friends that just as good as, spend quality time with people that are most dear to you. strengthen your bonds, and a weight will be lighted from you.

#tarot #tarot reading #pick a card #pick a pile #pac #weekly pac #weekly tarot #pick a pile tarot #pac tarot #have a wonderful day :)

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