#i’m actually correct

[scealaiscoite]

bodyguard/protectee prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

-ˏˋ. dialogue ˊˎ-

⋆ “um, look- i know i’m only meant to be here for you in a professional capacity, but if you ever need anything i’m here for you.”

⋆ “come on, just admit it- i’m starting to grow on you, aren’t i?”

⋆ “since when does your job extend to giving me relationship advice?” “it doesn’t, but i wouldn’t be able to live with myself if i didn’t at least try to tell you how much more you deserve than that idiot.”

⋆ “don’t tell your coworkers, but you’re my favourite.”

⋆ “i know it’s like your job or whatever, but i- i’ve never had anyone protect me like that before. so, uh- thanks, i guess.”

⋆ “don’t worry. i’m not going to tell anyone that my big bad bodyguard like to be the little spoon.”

⋆ “i think if you let people see this side of you more often, you wouldn’t have any need for me.”

⋆ “we’re gonna be in this car for eight hours! you’re not gonna combust if you speak to me more than one word at a time.”

-ˏˋ. actions / scenarios ˊˎ-

⋆ while the protectee is in the process of overworking themselves, the bodyguard reluctantly steps in to make them take a break

⋆ after an event that shakes the protectee, the bodyguard silently takes their hand and doesn’t let go until they’re safe again

⋆ the bodyguard gets injured in the process of coming between the protectee and a physical threat and, in a panic, the protectee fusses over them as they gingerly tend to their wounds

⋆ after overhearing a personal argument that leaves the protectee upset, a very out-of-their-depth bodyguard tries their best to comfort them

⋆ whilst trying to cheer up a downtrodden protectee, the otherwise stoneyfaced bodyguard divulges the first pieces of personal information they’ve ever given to anyone on the job

⋆ during an overnight protection detail, the bodyguard finds themselves keeping company to an insomniac protectee

⋆ one finally building up the courage to ask the other out on a date once their professional relationship is over

#i will never not go insane for this trope i’m such a sucker for some quality protective enemies to lovers nonsense #also i’m not entirely sure if protectee is an actual correct english word but it was all i could think of to use 😭😭 #bodyguard prompts #bodyguard au #protective prompts #prompts #prompt list #writing prompts #writing exercise #dialogue prompts #rp meme #otp prompts #otp meme #enemies to lovers #enemies to lovers prompts #fluff prompts #imagine your otp #inbox meme

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Autistic and ‘Needing to be Right’

Neurodivergent_lou

#autism #actually autistic #autism and needing to be right #special interest #we are not being stubborn #I have the need to correct people #especially Star Wars things lol #I’m sure some of you can relate #feel free to reblog/share #neurodivergence #neurodiversity #actually neurodivergent #Neurodivergent_lou (Facebook)

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Rating asoiaf characters based on how likely they are to use pocket sand:

Jon Snow - my hot take is that people are very delusional and wrong about Jon. It’s not that he’s too “honorable” or “good” to use pocket sand in a fight coz he’s definitely not above using dirty tricks. But you gotta ask, which Jon is it? Agot-acok!Jon is def not using pocket sand because he thinks it’s dishonorable and a coward’s weapon. Asos!Jon is 8/10 gonna use pocket sand because fuq honor. Adwd and beyond!Jon is 0/10….he’s got something far more devious in his pockets - broken shards of glass.

Dany - yeah she’s using it, 7/10. She’s a smart girl. Like her actions in Astapor and Meereen show that she’s not above using dirty tricks to get ahead. Now how much pocket sand is she willing to use and against who? That’s the question…I can see her hesitating if her opponent is a small child.

Arya - for sure using pocket sand 10/10. There’s no denying it. She’s actually studied which types of sand are the best suited for different situations. But she’s quick enough that people don’t know what happened until she’s far away.

Bran - he doesn’t even know what pocket sand is so 0/10

Sansa - she knows what pocket sand is but she’s usually not willing to use it because it gets her clothes and hands dirty. If she’s really pushed…maybe? 2/10 but she’d gladly watch someone else do it

Robb - oh 20/10 using it no doubt. He’s been pushing Jon to get on the pocket sand trend for years to no avail

Theon - went with Robb to the pocket sand factory for a boys’ date out. 20/10 using it and with RELISH

Ned Stark - knows what pocket sand is, is unwilling to use it himself, but will turn the other way when he sees his buddy whip it out 0/10

Cat - yeah she’s using it, I’m not willing to debate over this 10/10

Davos - um yeah 10/10 using it….look sometimes you have to use all the tools available to you to survive

Jaime - trick question because which Jaime? Pre-hand chop Jaime? Won’t use it on principle. It’s cowardly and stupid. Post-hand chop Jaime? Yeah….he’s using it because he has to so 8/10

Brienne - look she doesn’t want to use it, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do 6/10

Pod - *confused* “why would anyone carry sand in their pockets to a fight?” 0/10

Howland Reed - was actually the one who invented the best sand for it and is mass producing it. Probably used it to defeat Arthur Dayne 100/10

Meera - come on, she’s swamp person and howland’s kid so 20/10 using pocket sand

Bronn - involved in an MLM to sell pocket sand 100/10

Tyrion - the one who founded the MLM and recruited Bronn so 200/10

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #I’m actually not willing to debate over this because I’m 100% correct #jon snow #daenerys targaryen #arya stark #bran stark #sansa stark #robb stark #theon greyjoy #ned stark #catelyn stark #davos seaworth #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #podrick payne #howland reed #meera reed #bronn #tyrion lannister

[seventh-district]

Ratiorine Messages

#aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr aventurine #hsr ratio #dr. ratio #veritas ratio #this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned #can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh #no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me #still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system #i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa #also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me

[bloobydabloob]

I have no mouth and I must scream if AM was Hal (for some reason) and all 5 people were Dirk. I did this as kind of a joke but it got out of hand

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #lil hal #hs fanart #blooby posting #Kind of a shitpost #I’ll make actual art soon #don’t know if I should bother posting this haha #do I need to tag for gore actually #gore #? #tw #I don’t know. Sorry if I’m doing it wrong. #correct me #edit : #Should clarify that the pillar Ted sees in the story is the monolith here #…you know. From 2001 #because Hal. Yeah #edit edit : Thanks to the ask that told me to turn off ai sharing on here. #I didn’t know about that. Turned it off

[mischiefmanifold]

autism is not just social anxiety and being awkward and having an interest

ADHD is not just being fidgety or loud

some of you need to do some serious research on these conditions before claiming that you have them, because it’s getting exhausting correcting people’s misinformation

#no this does not mean that I’m anti self dx #HOWEVER #many. many people have been using social media to dx extremely complex disorders #(cough. tiktok. cough) #and y’all need to FUCKING STOP IT #at the very least if you’re going to inaccurately dx yourself #please for the love of the gods #SPREAD CORRECT INFORMATION #and like ‘quirky’ people who have level 1 / low support needs autism? #shut the fuck up and let higher needs people talk #autism #adhd #actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd #neurodivergence #actually neurodivergent #neurodivergent #audhd #actually audhd #misinformation

[kierancaz]

Balin always showing up to exposition dump about Thorin while Thorin is standing like a few feet away staring dramatically off into the distance will never not be funny to me

#idk exactly how many times this happens but I’m pretty sure it’s more than 3 #I wanna know what Thorin is thinking in those scenes #like he is definitely hearing all this is he ever just want to correct balin like ‘actually 🤓☝️’ #Thorin is literally so dramatic I love him #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit balin #gandalf #thorin x bilbo #bagginshield

[justgleekout]

#glee #klaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #my art #klaine fanart #is it anatomically correct?? who knows #does it convey passion?? I bet your ass it does #also hey I’m back from the dead #this one is messyyyy but actually I love it? #I was a bit nervous to draw for fun again so keeping it messy kept the pressure off

[foamloam]

Boyfs who like to annoy each other

#this took me a really long time because I studied the actual school map Starfleet was filmed in to get the details right #and I also studied a bunch of different screenshots from the movies to get the buildings correct #so I’m pretty proud of this #yay I love to be accurate it makes me so happy #Anyways still not a major fan of AOS but they’re a little funny I guess #ok tags now #star trek #spock #kirk #star trek aos #star trek kelvin timeline #aos kirk #aos spock #aos spirk #spock my winkle bop #oh also I love AOS spock he’s so cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤️ #but I slightly dislike Kirk.. STOP BEING SO FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR TOWARDS WOMEN. #loamsart

[blaithnne]

I wanna draw more of them but I’m not in the mood to draw ducks so

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (post-casefiles)

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

#herons name is Chinese! #REALLY hoping I got the naming conventions right pls correct me if I’m wrong #huifen is the first name btw #it means smart I believe #but I mainly chose it bc it sounds similar to heron #beakkey is an irl surname with English origins #and it means ‘person with a big nose’ #so it’s actually fitting lmao #but idk I might change it in future we’ll see #ummm anyways I love them #wanna do more of these for ducktales characters so I can draw other dynamics #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #bentina beakley #mrs beakley #beakley #black heron #black heron ducktales #ducktales black heron #beakheron #gjinka #humanisation #gjinkas #humanisations

[kimaisalloren]

Je suis obsession

Bonus: this doodle when I was listening to don mccleans Vincent 😔😔😔😔

#fun fact about me #I actually can read and understand French #but I refuse to use it correctly because I hate French #but I studied and took it for many years #so #you know #in b4 some ouiaboo is like I’m actually it’s obsede and you’d say #‘je suis obsédée’ is correct grammar : ) #bitch I KNOW #hoo wee #anyways this #is quite possibly the queerest art I’ve ever drawn #vincent charbonneau #dead plate #dead plate vincent #dead plate Rody #rody lamoree #dead plate manon

[mumblesplash]

Hey. Sorry if this is too forward but I saw your post about bones and. Would you like to do unethical experiments for the purpose of research into inventing the ability to shapeshift?

being too forward in asks: unacceptable

unethical science experiments on human subjects: okay and fine as long as you asked politely

#obviously yes. you’ve got the only coherent moral beliefs i’ve ever seen anon #also on a more serious note i have been doing research and i’m beginning to think i was even more correct than i previously imagined #you actually CAN change your bones to a much greater extent than most people realize #and the kicker is—if you’re not doing it on purpose you’re doing it on accident #splashasks #anonymous

[ghostvibesonly]

JAY GOT HIS MOM TO VOICE ODYSSEUS’S MOM I’M SOBBING

god listening to the underworld hurts so much more after learning that “fun” fact (genuinely it’s so sweet oh my god but i’m using humor to cope)

“i took too long. I ventured too far while you were waiting”

“I’ll always love you”

#i guess beautiful voices run in the family #yes i also audibly gasped when polites showed up #epic #epic the musical #epic underworld saga #epic odysseus #epic odyssey #epic spoilers #epic the musical spoilers #it is an actual crime this saga is only three songs #i’m already on my fourth listen (the first two were the watch party) #correction: now on my fifth i finished the fourth listen while making this post #don’t even get me started on no longer you or the powerful orchestrals at the end with tiresias’s haunting vocals #or jay’s acting oh my god the anger and hurt and betrayal throughout the entire saga #tHE GROWLS I LIVE FOR WHEN ACTORS GROWL IN THEIR SINGING ITS SO GOOD #but also the quieter peaceful moments of love when he sees polites and his mom again #congrats on completing act one jorge!! #i am in your walls!!

[quibbs126]

So I know very little about One Piece (I’m watching someone review the series currently since my interest has been piqued), but a couple of the things I do know is that Crocodile, Mihawk and Buggy the Clown have apparently made some sort of organization/polycule (according to tumblr at least), and also the Crocomom theory

And so now my brain’s imagining Buggy at one point randomly going to Luffy “I fucked your mom/dad”, leaving, and Luffy just being confused at the interaction

#I don’t know how accurate this is #I don’t know when the whole Cross Guild thing happens #people who actually consume the series feel free to correct me #I’m considering it but I don’t know where to start honestly #but it at least has a proper anime unlike Berserk #one piece #monkey d luffy #buggy the clown #crocodile #sir crocodile #crocomom #random stuff

[llettucestuff]

I remember seeing someone’s hc a while ago that in rba their energon is pink instead of blue like tfp (cuz yk, aligned continuity) because ratchet or someone else finally finished the synth energon formula and NOBODY TALK TO ME

#im sick I’m in shambles #the implications RAAHH #if someone could help me find the og i will give u a kiss on the forehead like a little cat #I’m jk but ohhhh my gosh #it’s on the brain #and YES im actually really I’ll right now so yk the fever brain isn’t helping HAHA #ILL as in SICK not I’ll my bad #I don’t feel like correcting the whole tag lmao #tfrb #tf #transformers #transformers rescue bots #rescue bots #rescue bots academy #tf rba #transformers rescue bots academy #ALSO ik I said a post would be out today and IT WILL BE… like before midnight my time hahahehfahjljkl

[wispscribbles]

When I finish my ghoap Christmas oneshot that I started way back in start December, and have been struggling with since, then it’s over for you fools 🎅

#maybe it will be done by next Christmas lol #god no I’m scared of jinxing it #it’s not even THAT long I’ve just constantly had to step away from it and start over #and I don’t even think it’s good 😭 but I want it done #and there are bits I like that I want to share so I need to finish this bitch #y’all better be ready to find some leftover Christmas cheer when I post it #we will pretend that it isn’t several months late 😀 #they kill Santa and it’s funny and I don’t want to leave that forever in my wips #correction: they kill someone dressed as Santa but they take it very seriously #it has very much the same vibe as ‘Clue’ did and ppl enjoyed that one a lot #so I hope I’m just overly critical of myself and that this fic is actually alright #how did I write clue in one night????? where did that superpower go???? #might share some snippets at some point idk #wispy update