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mangekyuou · 4 months

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★ a-list actress nico robin, my beloved.

cw: nsfw. m!reader. amab!reader. reader implied to be in early twenties. inexperienced!reader. purely self-indulgent. not proofread. hear me out. MINORS DNI.

── actress!robin who is a household name and is beloved by millions worldwide. she’s one of the top actresses of this generation and will leave behind a legacy to be studied by upcoming actors and actresses for generations to come.

── actress!robin who has recently begun looking for a new personal assistant since the one she had since the beginning of her career, has retired.

── actress!robin who watches from outside of the room when her long-term manager gives you a hard time during your hard time after finding out you have no experience whatsoever in this field and accuses you of being a young fan attempting to get closer to her.

── actress!robin who, despite just how much of a disaster your interview was, gives you a chance to prove yourself. a week, that’s all you get. if you fuck up once, you’re out.

── actress!robin who is probably the nicest one to you when you first join her entourage and tells the others to give you a chance.

── actress!robin who notices just how hard you’re working to prove yourself. arranging and scheduling meetings, helping with event planning, answering phone calls, running her personal errands and making sure she’s well taken care of, being up to date with all the deadlines. all the things in your job description, plus more.

── actress!robin who is flattered that you memorized her coffee order and that you bring it to her at the same time every morning before talking about her upcoming schedules and what discoveries that you made which you stayed up all night working on

── actress!robin who gently grabs your face when you’re in the middle of rambling on and on about important events, shutting you up in the process. she lets her soft thumbs move under your eyes, seeing your dark circles that weren’t there before. she can’t help but lecture you on how you should be taking better care of yourself and that you don’t have to worry about proving yourself to anyone, you’re an amazing PA and she wouldn’t even think about hiring anyone else.

── actress!robin who mentions you in her award speeches along with the rest of her entourage.

── actress!robin who is always by your side at important events, as she knows you’re not used to this lifestyle yet. but she just wants to keep an eye on you.

── actress!robin who can tell by your body that you’re nervous to be alone with her and enjoys teasing you about it, oftentimes closing the space between you to see how you respond, openly flirting with you, interrupting your business talk with questions about your personal life.

── actress!robin who is straightforward in her questions, never beating around the bush. she nearly makes you choke when she asks you if you find older women attractive and if you find her attractive. she loves your nervous answer of how to say yes but to also be respectful about it.

── actress!robin who hates how far you live from here so you gets you an apartment closer.

── actress!robin who is anything but professional when she calls you over late into the night to perform outlandish errands for her. all just to see your handsome face at 2 in the morning.

── actress!robin who is already awake the next morning when you come to debrief and you find her in her backyard, relaxing in a lounge chair in a bikini. it’s not the first time you have seen her in a bikini, you have seen past photoshoots of her. but seeing all of her exposed skin in the comforts of her home felt different, felt much more intimate. she looks at you over her sunglasses, motioning for you to come sit next to her. trying to get those impure thoughts of your boss out of your head, you end up sitting on the floor next to her instead of the lounge chair next to her that she was pointing at. actress!robin who says you look even better from down there.

── actresss!robin who knows what effect she has on you. wearing tight and short clothes to show off her beautiful figure. bending over to show off her ass, reaching over the counter to show off her chest because you just sucked at looking anywhere else and playing it off.

── actress!robin who answers the door in lingerie, with a robe thrown lazily on top of it so the black lace can still be seen.

── actress!robin who leaves the release party for her new hit movie early because she’s not in the mood for loud music and cocktails. but invites you over to celebrate with wine and kisses you like you’ve never been kissed before.

── actress!robin who thinks you’re cute when you tell her you’re inexperienced. she tells you that she can teach you, as she guides you off the couch to your knees in front of her, as she makes you beg desperately to put your mouth on her pussy. when she feels that you have begged enough, she guides your head to her cunt, teaching you how to properly lick her pussy as you unintentionally bucked your hips against the floor.

── actress!robin who slips her arms out of the sleeves of her dress, pulling it down and slipping off her bra to reveal her breasts to you. she kneads them, as she watches you adoringly, giving you praise that made your cock twitch in your slacks.

── “you always take such good care of me, ( y/n ). my pretty boy~ just like that. make me cum”

── actress!robin who cums on your tongue and grinds against your face to ride out her orgasm, before finishing the last swig of her wine. and is surprised when she feels your muffled shaking moan against her folds.

── actress!robin who asks you if you came just by eating her out. she takes your face into her hands, pulling you up to kiss her again before guiding your hands up to touch her breasts, as she knows you've been wanting to.

── actress!robin who fucks you like you’ve never been fucked before. lying you on the sofa, slowly sinking down onto your cock, making your eyes roll to the back of your head when she finally got to the base. as her nails graze your sensitive chest, sending goosebumps down your spine. that and her praise alone is almost enough to send you over the edge.

── actress!robin who loves riding you like you’re her toy. using your chest for leverage as she slams herself over and over again against you.

── actress!robin who is a pleasure dom, and finds such pleasure in making you cum as many times as she can before you pass out under her touch

── actress!robin who allows you to grind your cock against her clothed ass outside next to the pool while she’s reading on her stomach. she loves feeling how desperate you are to be inside, but you can’t. she loves hearing you whimper and mewl as you soil her designer bikini bottoms with your sticky cum.

── actress!robin who lets you suck and play with her tits while she jerks your cock and calls you her pretty boy after a long hard day of work.

── actress!robin who is still holding the reigns even when you’re on top pounding into her. when you get close, she tells you to stop, and you do so without question. she’s got you trained.

── actress!robin who gives you a quick handjob between scenes in her dressing room, covering your mouth with her free hand so no one can hear you. your moans and body are for her only.

── actress!robin is who lets you fuck her smooth thighs as long as you promise to stay quiet so she can focus on reading her script.

── actress!robin who cockwarms you when you stay up all night working. you’re not allowed to fuck her until you put the laptop and paperwork down.

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shayneysides · 11 months

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hobie: kill yourself

pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO

original format from @ha-youwish in this post!

#across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #gwen stacy #miles morales #astv fanart #spiderman #sorry im overtagging so much i just spent way longer on this than i should've #also the post editor seems to have compressed the image to hell so i rly hope it doesn't post so fuzzy #anyways. pav is so so silly #astv #spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #again i'm sorry for overtagging this movie just has SO MANY TAGS #spiderband #spiderman across the spider verse #edited because it suddenly started getting a ton of notes and i hated that i mischaracterized pavitr in it

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mokeonn · 9 months

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"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

#simon says #i love learning so much and I hate the USA's college debt system #once they make that shit free I will be unstoppable #this topic sprung up because I had the idea that im very academic and annoyingly analytical that I might as well get a degree in it #because without a degree you just seem like an autistic asshole #but with a degree? then you look like a CREDIBLE autistic asshole #don't worry I will still learn but I still want that funky piece of paper to tell everyone I learnt it #also there's some things that are VERY difficult to learn #like I would love to persue this topic further but unfortunately I would need help with that #also before you say 'try taking [blank] classes instead! it's less expensive than a degree!' im broke #my only learning resource is the library sorry about that #also this is not the post to give me unwarranted financial advice #finances are one of the topics I DO NOT care about and I WILL NOT listen to a word you say

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enderscribbles · 3 months

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Dunmeshi request, Chilchuck and Marcille interacting? 🥺 Or standing next to each other that works too. Could be hugging, or sharing a meal/food, or…

Got a bit out of hand with the prompt XD I ended up doing a scene inspired by this fic! Based on that time Marcille Izutsumi and Chilchuck were sharing a bed in chapter 47. It felt very memorable so I tried to recreate it but I kind of went offscript because I was basing it on my recollection of the fic lmao

^Obsessed with this guy and how he lets Izutsumi use him like a hot water bottle bc it's comfier.

I think he'd hardly ever act this soft + tolerant of physical affection unless it's situations like this: When the others are too sleepy to remember it LOL

#dungeon meshi #ダンジョン飯 #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #marcille donato #fullertom #izutsumi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #also i ended up drawing his dottirs whenever possible #idk if i like the values for the colors all that much but it's been around too long #so i really just want to post it LOL #uncaptioned #<- ill do this later when im not sleepy asf. or if you want to caption for me ill credit you and add it in alt #january 2024 #my art #sorry i havent stopped drawing chilchuck sorry for being a chuckhead.#except not sorry. you will see more of him

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dickandballsdotgov · 8 months

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I love you he/him lesbians

I love you she/her gays

I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio

I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis

I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present

I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"

I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight

I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces

I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends

I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)

I love you all aromantic/asexual people

I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all

I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"

#lgbtq #lesbian #gay #bisexual #trans #queer #nonbinary #mogai #aroace #aromantic #asexual #i love you all so much youre all amazing #sorry i saw a post with a lot of people saying “im gay/bi/trans and i dont like people flaunting their sexuality” and grrrrrrrr #its like bro we're on your team dumbass

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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annabeth, screaming at percy mid battle: haec est culpa tua!

percy, sighing: yeah i know

grover: when did you learn latin?

percy: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language annabeth speaks

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cheekylittlepupp · 2 months

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#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion gif #bg3 gifs #bg3 gif #yeah im sorry i couldn't help myself lmao #mims posts ~#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 astarion #why DOES THIS FIT HIM SO MUCH #my gifs ~

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months

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it went differently in his fanfics

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #wintersberg is so funny to me im sorry #i can only ever make joke posts #they have so much comedic potential

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qiinamii · 9 months

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"Xiao does things" (and friends) twitter log part 2

-- UPDATE: removed some of the arts to make its own individual post since I am bad at organizing, sorry! (but the last one is new lol) xD

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mjulmjul · 1 year

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Katya / Goncharov

#yeah ik ive posted them before sorry but i REALLY like how these look together #martin scorsese #goncharov #artists on tumblr #illustration #unreality #<— posters for a ‘movie’ that doesn’t actually exist but is a tumblr meme in which everyone pretends it does&makes content for it #fascinating how we’re immediately personable w katya by knowing her first name while only knowing goncharov’s surname keeps us at a distanc #combined with him being the only major character to go by a moniker it emphasizes just how much he's been consumed by the role he plays #who is goncharov? does he know and keep it secret? or has he too lost his sense of identity?#it's reflected in these posters as we SEE katya but goncharov remains elusive - yet clearly time is running out for them both #lakjdklf ok im done now i never post meta on here so im having fun with the fictional movie #btw I updated both of the illustrations compared to the original posts but will leave those as they were #woudl be cool if my post showed up. u can do it tumblr

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ruporas · 9 months

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the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.

happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)

#vash the stampede #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun maximum spoilers #trimax spoilers #vashwood #i actually made it... im crying... was devastated for a bit bc i thought i wouldnt had anything for vash's bday!!#but happy birthday to the twins.. vash and knives...#no matter what i was going to make a vash centric post im sorry knives... i have a comic in progress also but it was taking too long T_T #that one would celebrate both of them slightly more fairly! but anyway.#birthdays to someone like vash must not mean a whole lot. even the first one - him and knives were like oh what... cool.. i don't think the #had the chance to celebrate much after that :pensive: and vash probably spent most of his birthdays like any other day so i kind of just #wanted to celebrate him living and being alive - living for as long as he did and the people that eventually made living worth it #keep counting the years vash!!! even if you dont have birthday parties - it's still very very special #quote is directly from rem’s speech in ch 41 also #ruporas art

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celestialwrites · 6 months

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saying ‘i love you’ without saying ‘i love you’ dialogue prompts

@celestialwrites for more!

♡ “to me, you are perfect.”

♡ "don't you realise? you are my world."

♡ "you brought me back to life."

♡ "the only way i know how to describe what i feel around you is home. i feel at home."

♡ "it's as if my entire life i have been sinking in a storm and you came and pulled me out."

♡ "you know i stayed for you, and frankly, i don't regret it one bit."

♡ "with the whole of my heart, i believe that together we are infinite."

♡ "i never intend on leaving you. you hear me? never."

♡ "thank you for being the shoulder i always needed, even when you hated me."

♡ "i can't live without you!"

♡ "never leave me, my heart couldn't bear it."

♡ "i've spent my whole life waiting for you."

♡ "consumed in darkness, you darling, were my light."

REBLOG TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WRITERS!!<3

#when i tell you guys im so sorry i haven’t posted much recently - i really am so sorry!!#writing and reading slumps suck and i’ve been so busy #thank you all for your patience !#writing prompts #writing prompt #creative writing #angst prompt #angst writing #writing fluff #fluff prompts #domestic fluff #writing inspiration #story prompt #dialogue prompts #dialogue prompt

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kirazdaha · 4 months

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they're not that nice......

#um. hi :) i wanted to post more but life got in the way so im just gonna leave these here.....#the nice guys #holland march #jackson healy #holly march #my art #im soo normal about them etc....#ive actually been drawing these guys so much ive just also been trying out a lot of stuff #so i barely end up finishing it. sorry...#anyway. i hope this reaches the 4 remaining the nice guys fans thats all i want

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them

#i read 'barnaby bites wally out of affection' exactly Once and it imprinted in my brain forever #its so damn cute... what the fuck... who authorized that....#one thing about me: yes i Will exaggerate size differences. no im Not sorry #listen one thing i love more than the big guy & their lil buddy dynamic #is big guy & their lil buddy 'rough-housing'#where it looks vicious but the big guy is actually being so so gentle and careful <3 #it kills me every time!!!#AND THESE TWO ARE PERFECT FOR BOTH BABEYYYYYY #the bestiessssss themmmmm them them them #i have so many thoughts / feelings about them and many of them Directly Conflict <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #wait when. when did i start drawing barnaby so damn much #every other scribble is Him #uh oh! looks like hes Blorbo!!!#anyhow sometimes i sit on doodles for Days and Days #until it occurs to me that hey. i can post these #i havent been scribbling much bc ive been chipping away at comms when i have the free time to do Art #the only non-comm stuff have been silly warmups riperoni #BUT! AHA! last week's me (early this week???) was in their Barnaby & Wally feels!!!#providing current me with Crumbs to post!

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ew-selfish-art · 6 months

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Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.

Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.

Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.

Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.

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Tim Drake is having a horrible day.

He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.

Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.

They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.

"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.

Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.

The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.

"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.

"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."

"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"

"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."

"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"

"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."

"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.

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Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.

Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.

And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.

Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.

But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.

The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.