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#it is weird!! it's weird that this show I've watched 5 times over is ending and i might never get anything else from it
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[ID: a digital drawing of characters from the owl house based on the song "up the wolves" by the mountain goats. At the top of the drawing there's a rectangular panel showing Camila and Eda. Camila looks out at the boiling isles at night with her bat. Eda mirrors her pose, with her arm covered in feathers. Shadows form to look like the collectors face, covering Eda's eyes and parts of Camila. Beneath this panel is a star with King and the Collector inside of it, holding hands and spinning midair. Beneath this is the archway portal from thanks to them, which is glowing, and at the bottom of the image is the hexsquad lined up in their designs from for the future, lit by the portal light and looking determinedly into the distance. The lyrics that span the image are "our mother has been absent/ever since we founded Rome/but there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home". The background is black. End ID]
I knew I couldn't say goodbye to this show without redrawing one of my favorite old pieces, this lyric comic based on Up The Wolves by the mountain goats. I made it pre-ttt and was honestly really vindicated by all the wolf imagery that ep, lmao
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jankwritten · 1 year
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Actually, I don't think I'll be altering it, necessarily. I think that what I'm going to do is exactly what the show did - some Fuckshit that allows People to Come Back. Because Altea randomly reappears, and I think that Allura's energy should be allowed to come back too. The episode is titled The End Is the Beginning. I call bullshit that the lions just DISAPPEAR. I call bullshit that there is no more need for a defender of the universe. ALL realities were reestablished, and we had SOLID PROOF that all it took was one person, one event, for everything that happened to happen again. There would still be war. There would still be need for something like Voltron, even with the Atlas and the next generation of fighters. Even if it's not the current paladins - Voltron shouldn't just disappear. That ending is dumb, sorry.
That being said - holy shit. I genuinely loved that whole experience and I feel kind of bad for the people who let expectations and silly plot points blot out the whole show for them. Was it dumb at times? Yeah. Do I agree with the way that things went and how it ended? No! But that doesn't mean the show itself sucks or anything like that. This is the whole reason fandom spaces exist, or, part of the reason: so people can love the source material, and change what they don't, if need be. Like, that's the whole reason fanfiction exists IMO.
So, uh, anyway. If anybody has a pirated copy of VLD just lying around and uh....wants to just kick that my way in case it ever gets demolished off the internet.......i would love you forever and ever LMAO.
Wow. Just wow.
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hotpinkstars · 16 days
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ESPRESSO - aventurine x reader
- "now he's thinkin' bout me, everynight, oh, is it that sweet? i guess so." or, how does aventurine do when he's in love?
- GUYS GUYS QUEEN SABRINA DROPPED A SINGLE i've been listening to this for days and i needed to write about it sooooooooooo yeah! anyways i'll get to writing probably a few requests tomorrow and wednesday (expect 4-5 posts between those days to make up for my absence) and yeahhhhhh enjoy!!
- aventurine might be a little ooc, mentions of his trauma (so penacony main quest spoilers), reader confesses at the end. wc 1067
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Aventurine doesn’t know what to do when he first figures out that the feeling in his chest whenever he saw you was because he liked you. He probably tried to deny it, until Topaz caught him blushing like crazy after you walked away from the conversation you two had just finished. (Even then, she had to tell him, and then he spent a long time thinking that possibility through. She might have been right). 
You plague his visions. Why does he always want something to do with you? Why does he always want to be in your space, but also never wants to see you again? You’ve noticed his weird behavior, considering you were one of the first people he’s ever genuinely called a friend, but didn’t really think too far into it. 
Though, it didn’t stop you from paying more attention to it, that's for a fact. Sometimes you’d pay more attention to his body movements around you, the way he speaks, his etiquette, etc. You and Topaz communicate through it, and it’s a little bit different from his conversations with her. 
You know he can be cocky. Like, very cocky. You know he’s not too afraid to talk back, to challenge someone to a gamble (spoiler he wins), and to be reckless. Though, you also know about his backstory. So you can kind of understand where he’s coming from. 
He’s been pretty open with you about all of the things he’s endured. You know his real name, he’s described how his family has looked, and he’s described his years he endured slavery and what his home planet was like. You know about the Men in Black and the Katicans. And you know how traumatized he is.
Now, you’ve known him for a long, long time before this. You welcomed him into the IPC when Jade first announced his arrival, and you kind of showed him the ropes. He thought you seemed kind, so he stayed in contact with you.
You’ve watched him change, all of his progress through life, the hard times and the good times, and so much more. And that's what gets him the most, he thinks. 
He never realized how much he trusted you until he realized he liked you. You know every single thing about this man, which was the reason why he was rather… nervous when he’d have to communicate with you face to face. He did a good job at keeping up his front he uses to talk to people, but you sensed a slight form of stress underneath all the layers he put up to look tough. 
He lays awake, thinking about you. You’ve made part of his mind your home, and it’s the part he comes back to over and over again. You replay in his mind like a good song that he can’t get enough of- on, and on, and on, and on. 
He does like to bring you little trinkets he finds pretty when he goes out in public to do some shopping. Considering how wealthy he is, he could probably afford to buy out the whole store, so if you even mention something you like to him, he’s on his way to find it for you. He likes to think of it as he’s buying your kindness, but you think something completely different. You enjoy his sudden gift giving, not just because of your gain, but because he thought about you enough to do such a thing. It always makes you slightly blush before laughing while opening the box presented in front of you. He thinks that's the most precious part about your time spent together; all of the opportunities he gets to listen to your gorgeous laughter and see your flawless smile. Topaz, pinch the man, he’s in his own personal dreampool.
Oh, how bad he wants to confess to you, but he’s really afraid of rejection. He fears losing you entirely, fears that you won’t look at him like you always do if he asked if you two could be a thing. He fears you’d think he was odd for wanting you to himself, and that you’d slowly back away until you refuse to even look at his broken, battered form any longer. The thought makes a shiver crawl up his back. He can’t lose you too. 
All this man asks is to find a way to remove you from his head. You’re absolutely tormenting him! Notice how he’s been lacking on his work lately, always caught in a daze when he’s sitting down at his desk? That’s you he’s daydreaming about. He’s no good with his emotions. He knows how to hide sadness, fear, and anger, but he’s never been in this boat before. Love is a whole new concept to him. 
“Aventurine, you’ve been out of it lately. Tell me, is something the matter?” You barge through the blonde's office, not even bothering to knock. You know you don’t have to, he’s never doing anything so significant in that tiny space that it needs to be kept private.
“What are you saying? Nothings up with me,” he drops his pen in the small plaster pen cup you bought for him. “Work has been tiring lately. Nothing to stress over.” 
You plop into the chair in front of his desk, resting your arms on the top and putting your head in between your palms.
“I can tell when you lie. Tell the truth.”
He looks away. What was he supposed to say? That he couldn’t get you out of his brain, and that you’re the only thing he can focus on? That’ll scare you off for sure!
“Aventurine?? You there?” you wave a hand in front of his face, snapping him out of his daze once more. “You know, you don’t have to lie. I already know what you’re thinking.”
His eyes slightly widen, just enough for you to notice. You giggle very lightly before continuing on with your sentence. “You have a little crush, don’t you? Don’t worry, I like you back. Seriously, I do.”
He doesn’t know how to reply to that. He doesn’t know if he wants to faint or make out with you right now. “So that makes us…?”
“I don’t know. We could remain friends, we could be boyfriend girlfriend, whatever you want. I don’t care.”
Well, he believes he already knows the answer he’s choosing.
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jaegerisim · 10 months
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Vent post y'all are gonna hate me for.
I viscerally hate how the Duffers treat most of their non white or queer characters and I hate even more viscerally, how y'all big byler blogs in your circle jerk of other 5 big byler blogs casually like to ignore many red flags the show has.
Y'all like to say: "tHe DufFeRs ArE gReAt WrIteRs" and it's like girl, who are you lying to??? They aren't top shit writers at all. The Duffers are pretty mid imo. Yeah, they run a good show that's fun to watch and theorize abt , but that doesn't mean they're good writers cuz they're not.
1. they completely side lined Will during s3 for the sake of their straight romances: lumax, jancy, mlvn, duzie and partly stobin (even if stobin wasn't endgame, thankfully, Steve's intentions were clearly wanting to date Robin and they gave it a lot of screen time). Will was sidelined bc he didn't fit the straight romance plotline bc they planned to make him gay or whatever. Now in s4 Will and his feelings have been used as mlvn toilet paper. Yes, we like to say this is build up for byler but canonically, Will's feelings have been used to clean the shit mlvn leaves behind.
2. Billy was sympathized a lot during the last 2 seasons. They gave him the sad backstoryTM in order for ppl to feel sorry for him. Billy's backstory is literally Jonathan's but whatever.
3. El's anger issues are constantly girlboss-ified. They down play her bullying situation and literally just use it for El to be a ''girlboss" without realizing how triggering that is. As someone who has lived bullying, seeing it be ignored by canon and fanon is super sad. The whole Rink-O' Mania experience must have been so traumatizing for her yet, everyone absolutely forgets abt it 🤷🏻‍♀️
4. Robin, Erica and Argyle are stereotypical characters. Robin is the quirky lesbian with social anxiety, Erica is the badass black woman and Argyle is the Latino stoner that sells weed to white kids and works as a pizza delivery guy.
5. Altho Argyle and Eddie both do drugs, (Eddie actually sells K-12 to a minor and nobody batted an eye. He has a huge fan base). Eddie is held in a pedestal bc "poor thing 🥺 he lives in a trailer with his uncle 🥺". Tell me a single fact you know abt Argyle that isn't "he smokes weed", "he is Jonathan's only friend", "drives a van" and "he works at a pizzeria". Exactly, Eddie is given a useless backstory and Argyle isn't.
6. Dustin stopped being important to the plot sometime around s2 and s3. He is only there to curse and be mildly funny. My guy needs to hangout with ppl his age cuz he only hangs out with seniors.
7. El needs to stop having so much "I'M THAT BITCH" screentime like I need in s5 for El's arc to not just be her becoming more powerful and falling in love with Mike. I need the Duffers to explore her trauma and problems.
8. Angela should have been run over by the van.
9. Patrick should have been given a backstory that isn't the basic "strict black parents that hit their kids cuz they are a disgrace". Patrick's backstory is actually racist af, fight w the wall.
10. As Lex already said, they didn't trigger tag the ep where Jason and his friends assault Lucas and Erica. Like wtf? Why was that necessary? Why did I have to see a black boy being held at gunpoint by some white guy?? Was it relevant to the plot?? I don't think so. And then I've got to see ppl online be like "Jason wasn't that bad. He was just mourning" like bitch you can stfu. This is what happens when you make the racist assholes conventionally attractive.
Also the fact that Lucas's arc is fulfilled by him fist-fighting Jason and "embracing his weirdness" aka accepting he is black. His arc was not fulfilled at all cuz that ending spoke so loud to me. It showed how little empathy ppl have towards the struggles poc ppl living in the Midwest have. Y'all circle jerks can only see racism when it's super obvious.
Furthermore, parents complained when ST showed "an excessive amount of smoking" yet nobody batted an eye when Billy tried to run over Lucas, when Erica (an 11 y.o ffs) was chased by white kids or when Lucas was held at gunpoint by Jason.
All of this happened while they focused on Max's guilt and mourning that, yeah, are important but certainly not less important than racism!!!
11. In s3, they gave us that whole Nancy vs The Bigots arc that was honestly just triggering and useless. It didn't help Nancy's character at all, quite the opposite it put unnecessary angst.
12. Lonnie being presented as an abuser just for him to never be spoken of again. Can we please get to explore the trauma he left the Byers's with?
13. The fact that both queer relationships are considered "sloppy seconds" is extremely sad. Both Vickie and Mike are rebounding from their failed relationship with Robin and Will. These 2 ships have caused more commotion than Jancy and Jopper together! (These last ships are technically sloppy seconds too but everybody forgets that. Shocker!!)
14. Last but not least, ppl blame Argyle for being the one to get Jonathan into smoking weed as if Jonathan probably wasn't the one looking for it. Let me tell you, that you only find weed if you look for it.
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gavisfanta · 2 months
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THE NEWSPAPER - PEDRI
summary: you let the hate get to you
warnings: none
Breakups can be bitter.
Walking past a person you used to hug, kiss, and touch freely, is a surreal feeling.
Suddenly what was once natural is now weird. If Pedri would walk over to you now and kiss your forehead, everyone would look at him like he's insane.
5 months ago, he walked over to you, kissed you on your lips and everyone would look at the two of you.
"How sweet they are" Some people would say. They were jealous and their only goal was to make you two break up.
Some of them loved your relationship, some of them didn't.
You didn't care much about what the media said,
or did you?
3 months earlier
"She's my girlfriend and I'm happy that she's here and I don't have to hide her anymore." Pedri said as he looked at the interviewer in front of him.
"Will she always come to support you or was this just a one-time thing to show her off?" The interviewer asked him again and he laughed a bit while he scratched his jawline.
"She supports me from home too, not only from here, I have a better feeling already when I know that she thinks of me. It wasn't just a one-time thing tho." Pedri answered again and the interviewer nodded her head.
"Gracias Pedri, have a nice night." She said and Pedri nodded his head as he flashed her a smile.
You looked at him while your whole face was covered in a wide grin. "You're so sweet." You opened up your arms for him and he walked into them. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you closer.
"Gotta take every opportunity to show off my amazing girlfriend no?" Pedri asked as he pulled away to look at you and then leaned in for a kiss.
"You're right, now go change so we can go home." Pedri laughed as soon as you pushed him towards the tunnel.
"That was sweet, I've never seen him like this." Sira came over to you and wrapped her arm around your shoulders to pull you closer.
"Really?" You asked, not really wanting to believe her. It was too good to be true.
"Yeah, he's a completely different person ever since, it's incredible," Sira said fascinated, the two of you began walking towards the exit as the stadium started to get empty.
As you waited for Pedri patiently in your car, you were scrolling through instagram until you saw a post from the spanish newspaper.
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"Hey, I'm sorry I took so long, I just had to talk to Luis-" Pedri began as he sat into the car but then stopped immediately after he saw how focused you were on your phone.
"What are you reading?" He snatched the phone away from you and you tried to grab it but he held you back.
After he read everything he immediately blockdd the account from your phone. "Don't read this shit, you know they'll use everything against me and you. But I love you you're no distraction to me, remember that, I love you." Pedri gave you back your phone and leaned closer to you.
"Yeah, don't worry about it, I don't care." You mumbled and he gave you a reassuring look before leaning in to kiss you.
The kiss was long and passionate and for a moment you forgot what you just read 20 seconds ago.
Pedri had that magic where he'd make you forget things that were on your mind. He had that special aura which you could feel even if you just looked at him.
His presence was noticeable in every room he stepped foot in. He showed you what true love really is and how it feels like.
In the end you knew that you loved to love him.
For Pedri it was the same, he adored every single thing you did. When you'd fall asleep first he'd stay up for hours just watching you sleep.
Every single detail about you when you sleep is engraved into his brain. The way your breathing slows down, the way your eyes twitch sometimes, and the way you move when you're uncomfortable.
However, it didn't stop, that wasn't the only article written about you, Pedri always told you: "It's the press, they'll find something else in a couple of days, don't worry" But it didn't stop.
"Pedri's girlfriend is a bad influence for his playing style"
"Could the youngster be too distracted to play football?"
"Teenage love for footballers is the most dangerous thing."
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You tried so hard to ignore everything but it just seemed to follow you, when you scrolled on instagram, trying to take your mind off of some things, it was there.
"Pedri's girlfriend" Without anyone really knowing you, they judged you. After spain has been eliminated from the world cup the noise just calmed down a bit. That was until you posted on your Instagram to let everyone know that you supported Pedri and will forever support him.
The comments were filled with hate and accusations towards you, that it was your fault that Pedri wasn't playing at his top level.
Pedri spoke about it with Xavi and he reassured his coach that he wasn't distracted. "Just stay calm, it'll pass." Pedri hugged you and you shook your head.
"It has been going on for two months. Why would people accuse me of something I never even spoke about?" You asked him, at this point tears in your eyes.
You didn't understand why people were hating you.
You then looked at a tiktok from a fan of Pedri and read the comments below it. "If I was her, I'd break up with him, no way that she's getting this much hate for being in love."
You turned off your phone and stared into the nothingness for 5 minutes after you read that. If you would break up with him, you'd be free from the press, it wouldn't be your fault anymore if Pedri made a bad pass.
So the following day when Pedri came home from an away game you sat down with him.
"Pedri, we need to talk." Pedris head shot up immediately and he looked at you, waiting patiently for you to speak up.
"I think it's better if we part ways." You told him, your hands shaking a bit as his eyes widen.
"Amor, How would that be better?" Pedri asked as he took your hand in his.
"It's just so overwhelming that everyone always blames me for every bad pass you make. It's like everyone waited for someone to blame." You told him and he looked at the floor, he seemed zoned out.
"I can talk to a reporter about it, that they should stop, I can make it stop. Just please don't-" You cut him off.
"No, don't, I don't want you to talk about it because then everyone would get mad at you, so just- let's just part ways. I can't do this any longer, I'm sorry seriously." You told him and he shook his head.
"No, we're gonna find a solution, please, Amor don't panic now, stay calm and we're gonna find a solution." Pedri held your hand in his and drew circles on the back of your hand.
"Pedri, I can't please, just- I don't want to." Your breathing started to speed up and he noticed. He immediately pulled you into a hug and then kisses your cheek.
"I wont let you break up with me, we're gonna find a solution. I promise." Pedri whispered in your ear and you felt your breathing calm down and your eyes stopped watering.
"Please, please find a solution."
3 days later
"It's really ashaming of what the press is doing, if I play a wrong pass are you gonna blame my girlfriend? How would she have anything to do with that? If I make a mistake it was because I kept looking at her? Whoever says that has never stepped foot into a filled stadium with people. You spin around and walk around so much that in the end you forget where the bench even is." Pedri inhaled sharply. "I'd just like to kindly request everyone to stop writing about my girlfriend. I take all responsibility for my bad playstyle the last few weeks and it's entirely my fault. Just please stop the messages because if you keep going, I wont respect you as a football fan. Thank you."
You smiled as you looked at your boyfriend stand up from the table and walk away from the press conference.
After all, he promised.
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beanghostprincess · 3 months
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Rayleigh and Buggy reunion, but Rayleigh is being over the top judgemental about everything, like idk if u are familiar with crazy ex girlfriend the TV show but Rayleigh shows up and acts exactly like Rebecca's mom does. Overcritical of his life choices and dismissive of what he perceives as excuses coming from Buggy, because he knows Buggy's true potential and is annoyed with Buggy not living up to it. He gives Crocodile a once over and goes "is that what you found to replace Shanks with" and moves on and Crocodile doesn't even have a moment to compute the way he was just insulted because Rayleigh has moved on to criticising Mihawk's cooking instead. Worst part is, this all comes from a genuine place of love and care, Rayleigh is legitimately worried sick about his baby clown son of 39 years, but he cannot express that worry without being extremely invasive about everything. Buggy isn't even responding, he just shoots ppl apologetic looks and rolls his eyes when Rayleigh isn't looking because of course he does this obviously Buggy is never good enough for him and Shanks had always been the favourite (you ask Shanks or any other Roger pirate and they will tell you that Buggy is Rayleigh's baby boy and absolute favourite with utmost confidence, too bad the emotional constipation runs in the crew). Dinner is awkward as fuck, because Rayleigh makes attempts at being easygoing but his motherhenning nature irt Buggy shines through, his conviction that Buggy would be happier with Shanks by his side is making him be overcritical of everyone in that dinner and he keeps discussing the good old days and subtly hinting at Buggy that there is still time for him to go back to Shanks....and Buggy looks close to frustrated tears (and everyone agrees, Crocodile has snapped 5 cigars in half with his teeth and Mihawk is 5 seconds away from banging his head on the table).
Just overbearing father Rayleigh being stifling and trying to overcompensate for his shit parenting choices during Buggy's childhood and Buggy having his daddy issues expanded upon (and Crocodile and Mihawk gaining insight to Buggy's entire deal)
"Idk if u are familiar with crazy ex girlfriend the TV sho-" My therapist literally told me to stop watching it so much because it was affecting my mental health. So. Yes. I know the show. It's one of my favorite shows EVER. Rebecca is just like me fr my beloved. All of them my beloveds. The songs my beloveds. Don't make me go into CEG x OP because I won't finish. And as you can see, I did not listen to my therapist.
Even though I've always seen Rayleigh as the one who understands Buggy the most (Roger and him love Shanks and Buggy equally but it is quite obvious they put more pressure on Shanks to be more like Roger and that only made things worse by making Buggy's inferiority complex exist) and the one who stands up more for him and comforts him when needed, it is true that he might be more judgemental and he'd be worried for Buggy. Like. Think about it. Roger died and the kids (their kids) ended up alone and going their own separate ways. For Rayleigh, finding out Shanks and Buggy aren't together is just?? So weird?? Because they've always been together. Birds of a feather (if somebody mentions the song 'Two Birds' I am punching them because I can't handle that song today please). And it's just... Well, surprising. 'But as long as they're okay' but they're obviously not okay!!! And it's not that Rayleigh is judging Buggy. In fact, I think he would do the same with Shanks. The second Rayleigh sees Shanks he's already saying he drinks too much (even for a pirate) and that he's been acting recklessly and "What the fuck are you doing without Buggy? Is this because of Buggy?" / "I do not drink because of him. It's- It's not about him. He left-" / "HE LEFT AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?????" / "I hate it when you get like this" / "Like what?" / "Like you want to still do something about my life. I'm an adult, thank you very much-" / "No, you're not if you keep acting this way". And I personally think Rayleigh would just be worried for the both of them and also feel extremely guilty because he wasn't there to fix things when they fought, the way he always did. "The second I left you alone you two start a fight that lasts two decades?" and he would say this to both of them and they would hate it.
But yeah, going back to Buggy I think he'd be worried because. Well. Have you seen Crocodile and Mihawk? I mean. They're kind of on good terms with Buggy now (more or... More or less. Kind of. They're not equals but they're some sort of weird thing and they respect and care for each other. More or less. It's- It's complicated. Don't ask) but they're still them. And Rayleigh can't help but see the situation and be like "I'm proud you made a name of yourself, kid, but you don't have to do this if you don't want to" (meaning: You could go back to Shanks any time you wanted) and Buggy takes it as an "You could go back to Shanks any time you wanted because you'd be safer with him" instead of the real "You could go back to Shanks any time you wanted because you'd be happier with him and this war of pride and hearts you have going on is dumb". And he understands Buggy needs to be away from Shanks to grow, but it's just so, so sad to see them like this when they used to love each other so damn much.
Also, I think Buggy would be going through the worst moment of his life and Crocodile and Mihawk would be so done for different reasons. First, they don't give a fuck about all of this drama. And second, they are starting to see Buggy more like a person and understand why he is the way he is, and the things Rayleigh is saying are bothering them a lot. They've been trying to make the clown move on from his past so he's useful for once (because when he believes in himself he's actually not a burden and more interesting) and now this guy (that they respect because it's Silvers Fucking Rayleigh) comes and tries to change things around here? Nope. Not happening.
So basically, what you're trying to tell me is that Rayleigh regrets raising the boys that way and now he's overcompensating and it's overwhelming for everyone, right? I- I love it. Great plot. 10/10. In character. Perfect. It makes me go insane. I love their daddy issues.
(Also, can we talk about how "This Was a Shit Show" and "What'll it be" are extremely Buggy songs??? Because- Because now I want to-)
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corrodedcoffins-blog · 2 months
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hmmm before taylor x player get together mayeb taylro gets asked about her in an interview?
Jimmy Fallon and a DM
taylor swift x fem!NHL!reader
note: not that good lol, sorry i loved the idea just got busy and i wanted to put it out sooner than later <3
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Between the break for the USA and International leg of her tour, Taylor was set to appear on Jimmy Fallon. Waiting for her que, getting her hair fixed last second by the stylist, she hears the ‘Please welcome, Dr. Taylor Swift”  
The fans in the live audience cheered as Taylor stepped out onto the set, giving Jimmy a quick hug before sitting down. The cheering never stopped, “Thank you so much.” The woman said, addressing the crowd which only causes them to cheer more.
“We are just so happy you’re here! And I announced you as ‘Doctor’ this time. ""Yes. Thank you. But really I’m happy to be here.” “And we’re so excited to talk about the tour, so you’ve finished the USA leg. And you have announced The Eras Tour film, coming out worldwide October 13th! And it really is a record breaking tour!”
The crowd cheering again, an awkward smile on Taylor’s face, even after years it will always be weird to have people tell you all your accomplishments. 
“I mean, I've written some things down; the tour is already estimated to earn over $1 billion, your opening night in Glendale was the most-attended concert by a female artist ever in the U.S., and your tour has actually boosted the economy! I mean that’s amazing! That’s amazing.” “Thank you! That is so kind of you to say all that!” “Well it’s true!”
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“And- y’know speaking of your athleticism in getting ready for the tour, a certain athlete in the NHL for the New Jersey Devils, said you were her celebrity crush. Did you see this?”
Of course Taylor had seen it. The clip was all over ‘SwiftTok’ a place she was very active in, with her secret account. And only her closest friends knew that she had in fact started to reciprocate the feelings. Growing a crush on the girl after watching clip after clip of her doing media, getting mic’d up, and answering the questions; and getting butterflies in her stomach whenever she hears Y/n mention her.
“Um, yes I did. I mean, Y/n L/n, she’s very talented and I really admire her, and how far she’s brought herself; and she is definitely far more athletic than me.”
A low chuckle coming from the crowd, Taylor thankful it was Jimmy interviewing her and not anyone else, who would want to press on the subject.
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One thing about Y/n is she loves talk shows, reality TV, and award shows. So having a night off, Y/n decided to stay in and do her favourite activity, surfing the channels. And she happens to come across the Jimmy Fallon tonight show, with Taylor Swift in the seat adjacent to the host. And another thing about Y/n is whenever she sees Taylor Swift, she stops.
They were talking about her workout routine to get ready for the tour, which truly to Y/n sounded very impressive. Then they did something that at this time feels like the worst thing ever, yet will turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to her. 
Jimmy mentions a ‘certain athlete’. That’s what Y/n believed would end her life, hearing Taylor Swift talk about her confessing her brush on the woman. Hearing that your celebrity crush has heard what you’ve said about them, was probably her worst fear.
Before she could even hear what the woman was going to say, against her own will, Y/n turned off the TV, put on music and finally started to make dinner; something she was putting off before that became her alternative.
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The early morning light of 5:30 am filtered through the curtains, Y/n getting out of bed and making her way into the bathroom, and getting ready; telling her google home to play her morning music, getting into her workout attire, before making her way into her kitchen and making a smoothie with her pre-workout. 
Only going on her phone in the elevator, the woman almost dropped her half-finished smoothie, and honestly she herself almost fell to the floor seeing the DM she had gotten.
Hey, Y/n
I’m sorry if talking about you on The Tonight Show in any way made you uncomfortable, but I really do admire you and I was wondering if you would ever want to go out sometime. It isn’t just you with the celebrity crush.
Lesson number one of how to kill Y/n, be Taylor Swift and ask her out.
~taglist~
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camillecrellin · 9 months
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Heyy, I see you write for orange is the new black<3! I was wondering if you could do headcanons on what it would be like if Nicky Nichols would have an age gap relationship (like maybe 5 years?) and she is overly protective of reader? Like fem pronouns maybe? Thank you so much I'd love that <3 it's totally your decision tho if you don't want to that's completely ok!
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Nicky Nichols in an Age Gap Relationship Headcannons
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Word Count: 392
Warnings: Mentions of hooking up, age gaps (5 years), prison, cuts, bleeding.
A/N: Thanks for requesting! Sorry it's taken so long, I've been really busy and got in a wirters block. Hopefully this is good! <333
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You first came to prison when you were in your early 20s.
A minor crime you thought, but it ended up being a long-ish sentence.
You wanted to keep to yourself, but the resident prison lesbian, Nicky, had just broken it up with Lorna and was looking for a rebound.
Nicky didn't think anything at first when she started flirting with you. You were just a hook up.
But after hooking up, something clicked within Nicky, and she became yours.
At first when Nicky realised the age gap, she felt warry.
5 years wasn't much, but it was still something.
Sometimes talking about an event that happened or a tv show that was on when she was younger would have you looking at him weird.
Other times her references didn't land, or you'd bring up something that she had no idea existed. But that was just being in prison for 2 years prior.
But for most things, the age difference didn’t matter. It just made Nicky protective of you.
It wasn't long until Nicky became infamous in the prison for being almost too protective of you.
When you got your work assignments and bunks, Nicky pulled some strings with Luscheck and Caputo to make sure you ended up in both her bunk and electrical. Surprisingly, it works.
Nicky was nervous to introduce you to Red, but Red ended up loving you slightly more than Nicky giving the Nichols warnings not to "fuck up this relationship."
Nicky always leaves a space for you at mealtimes, and if you so much as 5 minutes late she is looking all over the prison for you.
One day in electrical you ended up cutting your finger slightly on metal. This made Nicky go mental at Lusheck claiming that he should have been watching over what you were doing.
"It's fine, Nick." You tried to reason, it was a small cut, but it hurt light hell.
"No, it's not, you're bleeding!"
Nicky ended up taking you to Gloria that day, given that she can do some "voodoo magic shit" to help heal your cut.
All round, Nicky wants to make you make sure your loved and appreciated in the world. She will constantly give affection to you, marking her territory so that no other girl tries to. And it works.
She all yours, and your all hers.
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avianyuh · 6 months
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Hi! Can you please write headcanons for BTS members where they overhear that a txt member has a crush on their crush? They get jealous and insecure because reader is close to their age, so they don't confess because of this reason but tries to distance reader from them. Thank you ❤️ ❤️
BTS Getting Jealous of Readers Relationship with TXT
{A/N;Hellloooo, so for context, reader is an idol and has a flirty relationship with the member. I'm assuming you mean that the reader is close to TXT's ages, so I'll guess around like 2000? For Jin and Yoongi it'd be weird to go any younger than that imo so the set age is like 2000/01 for all members. Some of these are confessions, some aren't. Like I said, age ranges are tricky so idk, like for the maknae line it was fine because they'd be only 3-5 years younger (if its 2000) so it's not a problem. Hope you enjoy :)}
*Honestly, the rest are mid, just skip to JK for some drama*
Jin;
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Jin had met you backstage at an award show
You immediately became friendly
This was further amplified by the fact that you needed up being on a few of the same variety shows
So Jin had thought that everything was going well
Problem was that you were a bit younger than him
8 years to be exact
So he thought it was kind of weird at first to be anything more than friends with you
Your company had ended up being bought by HYBE
So Jin had started to run into you around the building a lot more often
But that also meant that you'd be around other groups a lot more often
This included TXT
You had filmed a promotional dance challenge with TXT for your comeback and had become pretty friendly with Soobin
Jin didn't think anything of it and to him he SHOULDN'T care, right?
So he forgot about it for awhile
But then one day BTS and TXT sat down together
(idk where just go with it lol)
And you know...everyone starts to gossip
And Hoseok was like, "So...you guys got anyone special in mind???"
And TXT being in the presence of their seniors are like "😳"
But the Yeonjun being himself, blabs
"Soobin thinks Y/n is hot"
Now Jin
Jinnnnnnnn
Why would he have beef with a dude 8 years younger than him?
But you know he's thinking in his head, "Pfffpt, as if he has a chance"
And his face on the outside is like this, "🥸", but on the inside he's a bit of a combination of, "🤬&😨"
But as I said, he knew that you'd #1; Probably be more comfortable with someone like Soobin and #2; Be safer getting a relationship exposed with someone like Soobin because you're the same age and it would probably be 5% less of a scandal.
So, he kinda watched from the background for a few weeks
Noticed how you acted around Soobin and noticed that you seemed happy with him
But you noticed that Jin had become distant
You'd see him around and he'd find a way to get out of having a conversation with you
So one day, you confronted him
"Did I do something wrong?", you asked him one day as you passed each other in the hallway.
Jin stopped walking and turned around to face you. He looked at you for a minute, silent, not knowing what to say.
He hadn't expected you to notice the change in behavior
It broke his heart to distance himself from you but he didn't now how to get over his feelings for you.
"No, it's just..."
"What Jin?"
"I've been going through some things lately, it's nothing personal"
He just couldn't do it.
Yoongi:
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You had been an idol under BigHit
The first few years, the two of you didn't interact much
Most likely because you were 7 years younger than him and there was no reason to talk to you for quite a long time
But recently, Yoongi had approached you
Mainly because he had heard a song that you had produced and wanted to compliment you on your work
You became friendly and had actually been invited to his studio a few times
(which many know is a huge honor)
If Yoongi was being completely honest, he had developed a bit of a crush on you
You had a lot in common; both produced music, worked at the same company, had the same profession, etc...
But like already stated, there was just a little problem
You were way younger than him
(and we've seen the way he acts around people younger than him, he acts like a grandpa lmao)
So, he had every intention of keeping it platonic.
But then, after filming the Suchwita episode with TXT
After filming, Yoongi was jokingly asking a very drunk Yeonjun a lot of questions
And Taehyun was teasing Yeonjun about basically anything
And then Taehyun accidentally mentioned your name
And Yoongi was like, 'What about Y/n?'
And Taehyun was like 'Tehehehe, he likes Y/n'
And Yeonjun was all blush-y and passed out so he wasn't even denying it
And Yoongi was kinda jealous not gonna lie
So he played it off well and sent them off
And he checked his phone, saw that he had a text from you
And you know how you can clear messages, lmao, that's what he did
He knew that you and him probably wouldn't work
And similar to Jin, he was too afraid of the backlash to an age gap if it ever came out that the two of you were dating
So he needed some distance.
Hoseok:
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Hobi had become very protective over you since you had meet back in 2018
You had debuted the year before and had nervously approached him backstage and told him how big of a fan you were of BTS
And Hobi just thought that you were so cute
So you had become friends
But honestly...flirty friends
He had his suspicions that you liked him
And he liked you
But he never really knew of a way to express any of his feelings
You were a bit younger than him, and speaking in seniority terms, his group was older than yours
So to him, it was a tricky slope to navigate
Well...until now
Hoseok had been in the practice room with Yeonjun (sorry but like anyone in TXT younger than Beomgyu is just awkward to write about lmao, like imagine Hobi (1994) beefing with Heuning Kai (2002) )
Anyways....
Hoseok was having one of those heart to heart type things with Yeonjun and Yeonjun had actually mentioned you out of the blue.
And Hobi (loving to talk about you cuz like we said, there was something there) was like , "Do tell :))))"
So Yeonjun was like, "Well, I know you and Y/n are close and I was wondering if you could give her my number?"
And Hoseok was like,"Why? For a work-related thing?"
And Yeonjun explained how he was interested in you.
So Hoseok did give him your number (he couldn't come up with an excuse not to), but right after he came up with an excuse that he had to leave.
And he rushed over to your dorm.
And he was knocking frantically, and you opened it all confused
And BOOM
Grabs your face and kisses you.
Start of a power couple.
Namjoon:
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So apparently Joon is an extrovert??
Yeah he's an ENFP
I was shocked to find that out a few months ago
Anyways
Extroverts love to party and all that jazz
And you know how idols have album release parties, etc...
Well, that's how you met
At an album release for someone else
But you bumped into each other at a table and you laughed and apologized and by the end of the night had exchanged numbers
Well, since then, you two had spent a lot of time together
But you had also been in the midst of a comeback recently
And while promoting, you met TXT at one of the comeback showcase thingies (idk Inkigayo or something sorry I can't think of the name)
And your managers were like "Omg you should film a dance challenge with *yep you guessed it* Yeonjun!!!"
{A/N; IKKK, Yeonjun is breaking a lot of hearts I guess I'm sorry}
And you and Yeonjun became good friends too after that
Namjoon saw the video and thought it was cute, but didn't think much of it
As TXT and BTS are label mates as you know *fighting🫶*
But then one day he was walking down the hallway past a dance studio room and overheard the TXT members talking about you
So Namjoon being nosey hid outside of the door where they couldn't see him and listened in
"Yeonjun, you should take Y/n out on a date", Beomgyu said as everyone laughed
Namjoon felt like going and unliking the video he saw of the two of you, he was so jealous {A/N; LMAO, that line sounds so dumb, but it made me laugh as I wrote it so I'm keeping it in😭}
He snapped out of his jealous rage and headed back to his studio.
Trying to be rational, Would the two of you even work? You are a bit younger than, you're only year younger than Yeonjun, would you be better off with someone like him?
But when he arrived and closed the door as he walked in, he looked over at his desk and saw you.
There you were, sitting in his chair, smiling up at him
"Joonie!!!!, I texted you but you didn't text back", you said as you got up to greet him.
But before you could pull him into a hug, Namjoon bent down and pulled you into a kiss.
Jimin:
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Jimin had always been a supportive label mate
To TXT and your group
Actually, Jimin kind of had his suspicions that you liked him
Mainly because every time he would see you, your group mates would nudge you and giggle.
He thought it was cute, but actually after getting to know you, he had developed some feelings for you
Neither of you would confess though
Yeah, you were 5 yeas younger, and that's what kind of held Jimin back
And in return, Jimin was five years older, so you would never make the first move.
But what if an event pushed him to?
Like I said, TXT, BTS, & your group were all label mates
So, you knew BTS, which obviously meant that you knew your other label mate
So on that side of the pond, you were very friendly with Beomgyu.
And just like with Jimin, you were oblivious
Avianyuh? What do you mean oblivious?
Well...Beomgyu liked you too
LOVE TRIANGLE
I'm just kidding
Now the one person who did know about Jimin's feelings for you was Jungkook
Who was very friendly with TXT
And one day, Jungkook calls Jimin and he's like, "Hyung...you have some competition"
And Jimin's all confused so Jungkook explains that Beomgyu mentioned that he liked you
And Jimin is like, "Oh shit", because he knows that the two of you are friendly
So he immediately heads out the door to your apartment and he calls you and is like, "I have something important to tell you, can you meet me outside"
So when he gets there, you're standing near the entrance to your apartment
And he starts with this long speech, 'Y/n, we've known each other for awhile and I think that there's something between us and-"
You cut him off with a kiss
#BigHitpowercouple
Taehyung:
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Taehyung isn't about competition
I actually see TAehyung as being a very forward person
Like, I know I keep writing all of these requests for crushes and shit, but honestly with Taehyung I don't see him being one for crushes.
Like I think if he wants you, then he'll just confess
So this will be brief
He's probably been friends with you for awhile
But he kind of develops feelings for you
And one day, probably like Jin, he'll be sitting down with the TXT members
And one of them (probably Yeonjun idk) mentions that he thinks you're cute.
And Taehyung is straight up like, "Oh I think she has a boyfriend, sorry"
And then the next time he sees you, he confesses
And you're like, "Where'd all this come from"
And he's honest
"One of the TXT members was talking about you and it got me thinking..."
👏Kim Taehyung everybody👏
Jungkook:
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He gives me drama queen vibes
Like he loves the chase of a relationship
Unlike Taehyung, I think he loves having a crush
Blabbing to his friends about her
Having his members tease him about it
Plus he's the youngest (so for me this is less weird and I can start some beeeeef)
You two are four years apart
Not bad, but ehhhhh some people could side eye idk how judgmental people are lmao
I think more people would be bothered about the fact that you were a fourth gen idol and he was third
So like, the public views him as more experienced than you
But you know how I said that I think JK enjoys having crushes
Well, I also think he's very hard on himself
And BigHit has protected him a lot from public scrutiny so I think a relationship where you two aren't the exact some age would maybe ruffle a few feathers
So he hasn't really made any moves on you
And a tiny part of him is afraid of getting rejected
So for now, it's some harmless, shameless flirting
Won't hurt anyone, right?
Well, trying to not crush on someone, but continuing to flirt with them can cause some problems
And TXT and Jungkook are close
So one day, Jungkook was talking with Soobin and blah blah blah, Soobin ends up saying he thinks you're hot
And JK is like, "Ummmm, why?"
And Soobin is low-key offended for you because he gets the impression that Jungkook was calling you ugly
*I told you there'd be beef*
And Jungkook is like, "Idk out of all the people, why her", now what he really means is; I like her, so why do you have to crush on MY crush?
But Soobin still thinks JK is just being a major dick
And Jungkook is now feeling like HE has competition
Kook loves competition, but he hates losing
So, he goes home
And now he's all bothered
And then the next day, he sees YOU with SOOBIN
And you're giggling and Soobin's looking at you all loved up
And JK wants to punch him
And then you see Jungkook and wave him over
And Soobin is giving JK a death glare, and JK's giving him back one
And now you're looking between the two of them and you're just confused
So JK is like, "Y/n, can I speak to you for a moment?", and as he asks, he isn't even looking at you, he's looking at Soobin
And son you follow him down the hall and Kook presses you up against a wall
And he gets all up in your face you're like, "😳"
And he starts asking you all of these questions
"Are you into him?", "How could you not tell me you were dating him?"
And now you're REALLY confused
"I'm not dating Soobin, what're you talking about?", you say.
"You aren't? But, but he's all over you", Jungkook asks.
"Wait a minute, even if I was...why would you care?", you ask him, crossing your arms.
Well shit, now he's outed himself
"I, uh, just wanted to know, that's all..."
"...that's all?"
"Do you want to go out with me", he said, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.
"Took you long enough", you said as you walked away.
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dirtybitfic · 25 days
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Impromptu trip
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Chris and Matt x y/n
(sorry this story is long asf I got really into it)(read time- Contains-smut, threesome , dom-Chris, dom-Matt, sub-reader, roughhh sex, use of names like- slut, whore, daddy, ma, baby ,sir. Slight dumbification kink. blue-matt orange-chris pink-y/n
Y/n pov-
Me , matt and Chris just landed in Michigan. We are here for about 5 days for a music festival they got invited to and brought me as a plus one. Im so excited since I haven't gone to a music festival but have always wanted to .
We're exhausted givin none of us slept on the plain and its around 5 am right now. We found our uber and made our way to the air bnb. The people who invited them booked the place we'll be staying at so we have idea what to expect but i'm just excited to get there take a shower and get some sleep before tonight. After about a 30 minute ride we reach a cute little cabin . We get out and grab our bags from the trunk and thank the uber driver then make our way to the door and type in the entry code . We make our way in and take a look around . It has a warm and cozy atmosphere . The living room is pretty spacious .
let's go check out the rooms chris says as he walks up the small set of stairs.
me and Matt follow as Chris opens one of two doors only to see its a bathroom.
we all look at each other in confusion since we expected it to be a bedroom.
we want to open the last door at the end of the hall and it opens to a large bedroom.
damn this is nice
yeah it is
uh guys... I say slowly realizing this is the only room in the house
they both turn to look at me .
what they say in unison
I don't know if you noticed but ...this is the only bedroom in the house
they both look shocked then look at each other.
well shit Chris says as he looks back at me .
Matt looks at me with a small smile .
I mean it wouldn't be weird to all share a bed would it
I mean.. I guess not no
good thing its a king size then chris says as he flops down on the bed .
I laugh a little and hop onto the bed laying down too and Matt follows laying on my opposite side.
we all lay there for a minute in silence.
im so fucking tired I say and they both agree
lets set an alarm for like 2:30 since the festival starts at 6 and they have a car picking us up around like 4:45 Matt says as he sets an alarm on his phone .
I roll over facing Matt since I cant sleep on my back comfortably . We all fall asleep pretty quickly .
Fuck y/n you feel so good chris moans as he slamming into me from the back . Matt is in front of me shoving his dick down my throat as im gagging on it as moans escape my mouth from how good chris feels . mm fuck just like that sucking down my dick like a good girl matt groans as he pulls tighter in my hair ...
I jolt awake to the alarm with wide eyes . What the fuck did I just dream about. I just had a dream about having a threesome with two of my best friends and ... I hate to admit it but I can feel how soaked my thong is as I sit up.
Matt groans as he turns off the alarm and stretches out as Chris sits up rubbing his eyes.
sleep good matt asks me as he looks at my reddened face.
mhm- yeah slept great I rush out as I crawl out of bed and go to the bathroom.
I go pee as I try and wrap my mind around the dream I just had. I mean obviously Matt and Chris are attractive but i've never dreamed about them sexually. For some reason I feel guilty about it but I also cant ignore how turned on I am from the thought of having them both use me in that way.
I splash some water on my face to wake me up a bit then make my way back into the bedroom.
im gonna go shower in the downstairs bathroom real quick Matt says as he grabs his towel and leaves the room .
you care if I shower first chris asks me as he stands up from the bed and stretches. My mouth dries up as I watch his shirt lift and show his v line and a bit of his happy trail.
hmm I say as my eyes snap back up to his as I see a small smirk form on his lips .
I said do you care if I shower first he says tilting his head to the side
oh no your good I still need to pick my outfit anyways so go ahead I say trying not to get red from the intense eye contact hes holding with me .
mmk he says smiling as he walks out the door to the bathroom
I go to my bag and pull out three option each with a different vibe
outfit 1
outfit 2
outfit 3
I love them all but I just don't know which to pick . One is comfy but hot . Two is very risky and see through so picking undergarments is gonna be difficult . Three is so cute and has some character to it.
I sit on the floor looking at them debating when Matt comes in. Towel hanging low with water droplets still on his skin. I try not to stare for too long but he catches me and smiles causing my face to get red.
watcha doin he asks as he walks to his bag pulling out boxers and his outfit .
trying to figure out which outfit to wear I say truthfully. I look back at the outfits still trying to think about which one will be the best.
why don't you try them on and ill help you pick he says as he's slipping on his sweatshirt and boxers then his pants.
I look back at him and notice his outfit has beige in in making me lean more towards the 3rd option.
okay turn around and i'll put on the first option
he turns around and I change into the first outfit. I like it but I feel like it may be too plain.
okay you can look
he turns and looks me over making me nervous .
I like it . It's comfy but a little plain he says with a smile
yeah I was thinking the same thing I answer honestly
okay the next one is ... a bit crazy and see through so ...
he smiles and turns around waiting for me to get the second option on.
I grab a plain black thong from my bag and some black nipple tape I brought .
I throw tape over them in the shape of x's and then put the thong on then the outfit . I look in the mirror and shake my head . This outfit is very slutty and I don't know if I should be out it public wearing it but... whatever.
okay turn around
he turns and his jaw slightly drops .
damn... its I mean ... you look good
I laugh a little at his answer .
its a bit too much huh I ask hoping hell answer truthfully.
I mean its veryyy see through don't get me wrong it looks amazing but... I think its a bit too risky he says as he stairs at my body making my face heat up.
yeah I think its a bit too much skin showing . I turn and bend down grabbing the shirt for the next outfit.
I hear Matt clear his throat whisper "damn" under his breathe. I smile as I realize he just got a clear view of my ass.
I turn around and he whips around staring at the wall shifting on his feet.
I smile as I get the last outfit on . I smile in the mirror loving the way this one looks on me .
okay this is the last one
he turns and looks at me with a big smile on his face.
oooh this one is the best definitely this one he says shaking his head .
I agree I like this one I say as he turns back around . I put back on my shirt and shorts then Chris walks back in from the shower repeat of Matt walking in . He has his towel hanging dangerously low his hair still dripping water down his body . I turn back around but feel eyes on my back . I look over my shoulder to see he’s looking at me with a smirk. I blush as I go to grab a towel and going back to grab my hair products and body wash.
I’m gonna shower then get ready I say as I make my way out of the bedroom.
Alright Chris says as he goes to grab his outfit for tonight. My eyes linger in the way his back muscles move when he picks up his pants . I look over at Matt as he quarks a brow at me and smirks . I turn and walk out quickly embarrassed that he caught me staring at Chris for a bit too long after he already caught me staring at him when he was in his towel.
I take a hot long shower then hop out and throw on my towel before going back to the bedroom to grab my hair dryer , makeup and outfit.
I walk in and there eyes shoot to me both looking me up and down making me nervous.
I walk to my bag grabbing the stuff I need then making my way back to the bathroom to get ready.
Matt’s pov-
I couldn’t help but notice the way y/n looked at me when I came into the room after my shower. At the way her ass looked when she bent over in her thong. I know she’s one of our best friends and I shouldn’t be thinking the things I am about her but I can’t help myself she’s just so beautiful. The things I want to do to her are so so wrong but fuck I want her so bad.
I turn to Chris he looks at me brows raised waiting for me to talk.
Bro if I tell you something you gotta promise not tell anyone
He looks at me but smiles
Okay I won’t tell anyone now what is it
I… i think I’m into y/n
Fuck dude he groans as he shakes his head .
What is that bad
Yeah
What why I mean I know she’s our best friend but -
Nah that’s not why
Okay then why I ask looking at him with a certain look on my face telling his to spit it out
Because… I think I’m into y/n
Fuck I groan as I put my head in my hands. Me and Chris have never liked the same girl and usually we don’t like the same type of girls but I guess y/n is an exception . Now we’re both fucked
We sit in silence for a bit before he turns to me
Okay you saw the way she looked at me when I came back In from shower right
Yeah but… she did the same to me when I came in I answer In all honesty
So … what if she thinks we’re both attractive
I mean I don’t fucking know dude it’s not like we can share her
He looks at me before his eyes widen and he smiles .
I mean… we could though
My eyes widen as I look at him . That would be weird asf sharing a girl with my brother but also … if we both want her I mean … who knows .
I… wouldn’t that be weird
I mean a little but … it’s either neither of us get her orrr…
We both get her I finish his sentence as I sigh a little .
As we’re both deep in thought on our phones the door opens and she walks in .
She’s so beautiful her hair is curled and it looks like there’s … glitter in it but I can’t tell from this far away. Her makeup done perfectly her eyes holding a seductive look and god damn her body in that little outfit . It’s driving me crazy and I can only guess Chris is thinking the same things .
You look great I say as I look her up and down . She smiles at me widely giving us a little spin.
Thank you and hey looks like we’re all matching she says pointing out the fact we’re all wearing shades of beige in our outfits.
chris's shirt , pants , shoes.
ah damn your right I didn't even notice
well im gonna go grab a water real quick you guys want me to grab you anything she says as she makes her way to the door .
can you grab me a Pepsi please
same for me I say smiling at her.
she nods her head and turns out the door
I look at chris and he looks at me we both have a knowing look in our eyes.
okay ... I thought about it i'm down to share if you are
same just promise it won't be weird
it won't be I say smiling he smiles and we dap each other up in agreement.
she comes back in drinks in hand as she walks over handing them to us.
we thank her and watch her as she walks to her bag and grabbing her shoes for tonight.
y/n pov-
The way they both are looking at me right now has me nervous asf .
I try to ignore it as I take a sip of my water and set it on the floor.
I tried to tighten the small corset that goes with my outfit but didnt do a good job so I look at them .
can one of you help me tighten my corset real quick
yeah I got you Chris says as he sets his drink down on the bedside table and standing behind me .
he slides my hair over my shoulder out of the way causing goosbumps to cover my arms . Ever since that dream I had earlier any look or slight touch has my heart beating out of my chest .
okay how do I tighten this thing he asks as his hands move to the laces
okay go to the top laces and pull them out a bit then do that to the rest and then pull the long strings when your done and tie them in a bow I explain and he nods his head then starts pulling the top ones tightening the part thats on my ribs .
I gasp when he pulls a little too hard and I stumble back into him.
damn okay not that hard I laugh out as I step away and back infront of him.
matt chuckles and so does chris .
okay sorry ill be a little softer
he pulls the rest perfectly tight then pulls the long pieces trying to tie the them in a bow but failing with a frustrated huff.
here I got it Matt says as they switch places and Matt ties in in a cute little bow
okay all good he says patting my sides making me jump slightly
thank you guys
they both say no problem at the same time making me smile.
okay the car is gonna be here in about 10 minutes so lets make sure we got our passes and shit we need then were good .
can one of you guys keep my cards and phone in your pockets when we get there I don't have any pockets I ask as I look between them both
just bring your id I got you if you wanna buy anything there Chris says .
oh no you don't have to do that I say waving my hands like im saying no .
he shakes his head smiling
no really y/n we brought you as our plus one its the least I can do
I mean okay if your sure I say looking at him
im sure now come on put your id in my pocket and then get your shoes on he says as he stands there waiting for me to move.
I grab my id from my wallet and slip it in his pocket them go to put my socks on then my shoes .
I struggle to bend over since the corset around my waist is constricting my movements.
need some help Matt laughs as he comes over grabbing my shoes .
yes thank you sorry the corset is not easy to bend in
your good go sit on the bed and ill help you put em on
I smile and make my way over to the edge of the bed sitting down .
I cant help but smile at how sweet they are . They treat me with respect and have never once done anything to upset me at all they've never even raised their voices once at me which I appreciate. There are so many reasons i'm best friends with them I mean the list goes on so naturally I start to feel guilty for thinking of them in ways I did earlier. I mean I shouldn't be thinking about having them both use me in ways that I shouldn't but every time I get a flash back from my dream my stomach flutters and I feel wetness pool in-between my thighs.
the second Matt kneels in front of me lifting my foot so he can slide my boot on my thoughts go to so many other ways id like to see him kneeling in-between my thighs and my face gets red.
he looks up at me and I smile before looking away hoping he doesn't see how red my face is . The way he just looked up at me in between my legs has me pulsing around nothing .
you okay he asks as a small smirk appears on his face
y-yeah just bit hot in here I say trying to make up an easy excuse that may be believable.
mmm he hums and then puts my other boot on
alright y'all ready the cars here Chris asks looking at us
"yep ready" we say in unison making me let a small giggle out as I grab my phone and follow them out the room and down the stairs to the car.
we get in and the driver heads to the artist pass entrance.
Chris's friend is an artist photographer so he got us artist guest passes which is exciting but also nerve racking at the same time .
we get out of the car and I follow behind Matt timidly . I may be a groan ass adult but in situations like this I turn into a nervous little girl .
Matt notices and swings his arm around my shoulder making me smile.
no need to be nervous everyone is chill he says which shocks me a bit given he also has anxiety and I would think this environment would have him anxious but I guess not.
I nod my head and take a breathe making him smile
Chris daps a couple guys up some I recognize and some I don't
Matt daps them up too and all eyes turn to me making me gulp nervously
"you must be y/n" one of them says making me smile
yeah hi guys it's nice to meet you all I say smiling and giving a small wave
they all smile and we all start walking to a tent on the side of the stage
the festival has been so fun we all nod and sway to the music .
some songs I know since Chris plays rap 24/7 but some I don't but still enjoy
having fun Chris says wrapping his arms around my shoulders from the back resting his head on top of mine .
so much fun ... thank you for bringing me with you I say smiling as I watch the artist on stage .
of course it wouldn't have been as fun without you he says placing a gentle kiss into my hair making me smile. I know it was just as sweet friendly gesture but it has my stomach bursting with butterfly's .
I rest my head back into his chest swaying to the music .
I look over at Matt as he smiles at me winking them looking back at the stage . Again just a friendly gesture but has my knees almost buckling at how hot it was.
Chris friend with his camera ask if he can take some pictures of us we agree and he snaps a couple of us as Matt joins and we all stand with each other smiling having a good time
these are great ill send em to you later chris he says as he walks back to the front of the stage taking pictures of the artist performing.
after about 2 more hours we decide to head out before the last artist is done so we can get out quickly.
We hop in the car and the driver takes us back to our place .
We get home at about 1 am and decide to DoorDash some McDonald’s since we’re all starving
I go up stairs to change into comfy clothes . I didn’t pack and sweatshirts since the weather is so nice but the house is so cold so I walk back to the top of the stairs
DID ONE OF YOU BRING A SWEATSHIRT I CAN BORROW I yell hoping the answer will be yes.
YEAH LOOK IN MY BLACK BAG I HAVE A COUPLE YOU CAN PICK FROM Chris yells back and I smile before yelling thank you and going to his bag finding his brown and pink fresh love hoodie and throw it on feeling warm and cozy as his scent fills my nostrils making me sigh .
I walk downstairs as the food gets delivered and Matt goes to grab it .
We all sit on the couch eating and watching a movie Chris put on . After we all finish our food I take the trash and throw it away before going back to sit with them.
So what do you think of the festival so far Matt asks me as he and Chris look at me
I love it it was really fun to get too see so many different people perform I say looking between the two smiling.
I’m glad we brought you with us we knew you’d have a good time Chris says as he smiles warmly at me and I return it with a sweet smile.
I lay my head down on Chris lap as I put my legs up on Matt’s .
Chris plays with my hair since he know I love that and Matt gently rubs up and down my legs.
It’s not weird for this to happen we’re all very close but having both of their hands brings back memories of my dream and I start to zone out thinking about the things I’d want them to do to me .
Having both of their hands on me in making me think such dirty things that I know I shouldn’t but fuck me I can’t stop them from flooding my brain. I unintentionally squeeze my thighs together as the fantasy’s play out in my head .
You good Matt asks snapping me out of my thought
Oh um yeah why I say trying to sound as nonchalant as possible .
You were tensing your legs so I was just making sure you were okay he says with a small smirk on his face making me blush slightly
Oh yeah no sorry was just zoned out
I say as I close my eyes and hum as the feeling of Chris’s hands playing with my hair are soothing me .
What were you thinking about
Chris asks as one hand moves to my cheek drawing small circles
Oh nothing I say trying to sound convincing and not give away any feelings from what I was thinking about.
No come on I can tell when your thinking about something you can tell us you know that he says as he smiles down at me
I close my eyes and sigh before shaking my head
No I can’t I say as I turn my head towards the tv looking away from both of them .
he moves his hand to my jaw turning me back to look at him.
come on y/n just tell us he says in a tone that almost has me folding .
I cant ... it'll make things weird I say as I cover my face with my hands sighing loudly .
matts hand moves to my thigh
I highly doubt that just tell us he says reassuringly .
I uncover my face before taking a deep breathe . Promise if I tell you guys you won't hate me I say weariness in my voice
they each nod and promise they wont
fuck fine okay ... earlier when we all went to sleep I kinda had a weird dream I start to say.
okayyy chris says as he's waiting for me to keep going
and it was kind of about you guys ... I say again starting to feel a bit nervous to really explain to them I had a full blown sex dream about them.
come on y/n stop teasing and just tell us matt says
okay we kinda sorta ... had a threesome and I know its weird trust me but its just been in my head on a loop I ramble as my face gets red and I stare at the ceiling not wanting to look at either of them .
wow I ... chris starts before looking at matt smiling
I mean was it at least good matt asks with a smile on his face .
I look at him with wide eyes shocked thats his answer.
I mean ... yeah I say before covering my face again feeling embarrassed
is this something you've thought about before chris asks with a small smirk on his face making me groan
I mean no but I don't know you guys are my best friends I feel guilty thinking of things like that I say honestly as I sit up .
aww sweetheart you don't have to feel guilty im not offended matt says as he places a hand on my back
I think its ... kinda hot to be honest chris says as he places a hand on my thigh rubbing gently with his thumb .
y-you do I ask as I look up at him
yeah I mean obviously your beautiful you know that so why should I be upset your dreaming about me he says with a smile causing me to smile and shake my head.
would this be something you'd want in real life matt asks as he rubs my back
what I ask shocked that he just asked me that
sorry let me reword that do you want us to fuck you he says titling his head with a smirk that has my breathe hitching
i... I don't know I say as I get nervous .
cause... we'd do it chris says as he squeezes my thigh with his large veiny hand
I ummm... I mean I start but he cuts me off
say you want us right now and thats all it'll take for us to take you upstairs he says as his hand inches higher as he continues squeezing
your serious I ask as I raise my eyebrows
dead fucking serious matt answers as his hand moves dangerously close to my ass
I - I want you - both I just ... I don't want to ruin our friendship I answer sounding breathless.
it won't we promise chris says as he smiles widely at me
o-okay I say as I look between them .
they both smirk as they stand up pulling me off the couch and booking it to the stairs.
I follow behind Matt as Chris walks behind me .
As we're about to reach the door a harsh slap lands on my ass making me yelp
sorry I had to Chris says with a chuckle
I smile as we walk into the room .
in two seconds Chris grabs me and slams me down on the bed attacking my neck with bites and kisses creating hickeys all over . Im whimpering and squirming . It feels so good and the way matts looking at me has the pleasure tightening more.
look so good in my hoodie Chris groans as he slides it off and throws it somewhere in the room before grabbing my bare tits and sucking on my nipples making me cry out.
that feel good sweetheart matt asks as he steps closer and runs his hand down my cheek
mmhm I whine out
He slaps me across the face
You answer me with yes sir am I clear
He grits out making me wince
Y-yes sir I whine causing them both to groan
Chris comes off my left tit with a pop as he looks down at me
Gonna let us use you like the little slut you are
He says with a smirk making me whimper
Y-yes I whispered out as they both stare down at me
Good girl now flip over ass up
Chris orders and I do as I’m told
Such a good listener Matt says as he gets in the bed kneeling in front of me . I can’t stop my eyes from glancing down at his large bulge .
He grabs me by my hair tilting my head to look up at him.
You wanna suck it sweetheart
He asks in an amused voice that has me whimpering
I nod my head causing him to slap me
Use your words
Y-yes sir I wanna suck it
Good girl take my belt off then
He says as I move my hands to his belt and pull it out of the loops then unzip his pants and slide them down his thighs he stands back up to fully pull them off and pulls his boxers with them as his dick slaps up on his stomach.
My eyes practically bulge out of my head when I see how long and thick he is.
All the sudden Chris rips my bottoms and underwear off as his tongue flattens against my soaked pussy and I let a moan out .
Matt comes back onto the bed right infront of me as his dick smacks my cheek and he lets out a low chuckle.
He grabs the base and slaps it on my lips .
Open he demands and I do
He takes no time sliding his thick dick into my mouth and grabbing my hair keeping it still as he starts thrusting into my mouth face fucking me
I gag on him as he hits the back of my throat repeatedly and he lets out a groan
Fuck your slutty little mouth feels so good he groans as I moan when Chris starts sucking on my clit .
As Matt fucks my face Chris goes to work sucking and licking like his life depends on it . The pleasure is building as im moaning and whimpering around Matt causing him to groan .
Chris comes up to my ear as he whispers to me
You think he’s big just wait he says and I can tell by his tone he’s smirking
Matt shoves me down farther so I’m deep throating him and the scary thing is there’s still a couple inches that won’t fit .
I’m gagging and choking on him as tears roll down my face and he’s groaning .
I can hear pants rustling from behind me as Chris is taking off his pants and boxers then steps back behind me .
Fuck just like that taking me so deep Matt groans as he continues abusing my throat
I feel Chris rub his tip up and down my soaked entrance and I moan .
He slaps my ass causing me to jolt forwards and take even more of Matt down my throat
Fuckkk Matt groans as I swallow around him
Chris lines his tip up to my entrance before slowly sliding in making me whimper
Fuck your so fucking tight Chris groans as he continues sliding in . The stretch hurts but with Matt’s dick down my throat I can’t say anything.
He pushes in more as he hits deep and I scream around Matt as my hand flys behind me pushing on Chris’s stomach .
Aww what’s the matter can’t take it I’m not even all the way in yet He says with a dark chuckles causing me to groan
He grabs my hips slamming himself all the way inside me . I scream and slap his stomach trying to push him out. He’s so big and he barely gave me anytime to adjust before he bottomed out .
He slaps my ass causing me to jolt back onto him.
Put your fucking hand down
He growls and I do .
good fucking girl he groans as he starts thrusting in and out at a normal pace as the stretching feeling starts to dissipate.
matts still abusing my throat as i'm moaning and whimpering around him.
I grab onto his thigh as I gag and choke on him as Chris pounds into me hard and deep . His tip hitting my cervix with each thrust painfully but it also feels so good .
matts groaning as his dick twitches in my mouth and I know he's about to cum. I decide to fully deep throat all of him causing his breath to hitch and a whimper to escape his lips.
fuck just such a whore for our cocks he groans as his hips sputter and he fills my mouth and throat with his cum. I slightly gag from the texture wanting to spit it out and he notices.
he pulls out and slaps a hand over my mouth.
fucking swallow it he demands and I do as I moan into his hand as Chris is still pounding into me .
he uncovers my mouth and I look up at him sticking my tongue out showing him I swallowed as my brows furrow and I moan loudly.
My orgasm is vastly approaching from the angle Chris is hitting deep inside me . Matt smiles at me as he grabs my throat and kisses me deep and rough. I try my best to kiss back but fail from how much pleasure im in.
F-FUCK im so close I cry out as chris grabs onto my hair and continues pounding into me .
yeah you gonna cum all over my dick he says in a mocking tone
y-yes fuck I whine out as my legs start to shake and I feel the pressure about to break
beg for it he says as I lock eyes with Matt above me .
p-please let me cum please I cry out as i'm holding back my orgasm waiting for his permission
louder slut I wanna hear you loud and clear he grits out as his grip tightens on my hair.
P-PLEASE DADDY PLEASE LET ME CUM FUCK PLEASE
I scream out as my eyes widen when I realize I call him daddy it just kinda slipped out
mm fuck yeah you can cum come on baby cover daddys cock he groans and im glad he wasn't set off by me calling him daddy he obviously likes it.
My legs tremble and give out as I cum all over his dick.
Fuck thats it such a good girl for me he groans as he pounds into me roughly hitting even deeper now since i'm flat against the bed.
f-fuck uhh I whine out in a raspy tone as I come down from my high .
He starts to loose his pattern as his hips stutter and his dick twitches in me
fuck gonna fill this pussy up he groans as he pumps deep inside me .
With a couple more thrusts he stills and I feel his warm liquids spill into me . I whimper from how sore I am from him pounding into me and my head falls flat on the bed.
He pulls out and lands two smack on my ass
flip over matt orders . I snap my head to look at him
w-what i... I get cut off by him
aww sweetheart you thought we were done with you he says in a sickly sweet tone as him and Chris switch places .
flip.over .now he orders and I reluctantly do .
You gonna take it like a good girl he asks with a smirk and I nod my head.
he smacks me on the cheek
im not goanna remind you again use your words he growls out and I whimper
y-yes sir
he smirks Yes sir what he asks tilting his head
yes sir ill t-take it like a good girl I whimper out as I look into his darkened eyes.
good he smiles as he lines his dick to my entrance and slides in with a groan and I whimper. Im still so sensitive from chris and matts just a tiny bit smaller than him so it doesn't help the sensitive feeling at all.
he starts pounding into me so deep my eyes roll back and I let out a scream .
yeah you feel how deep I am he grits out as he presses down on my lower stomach where hes bulging in me .
I try and push his hand off by grabbing his wrist but Chris slaps me across the face
you take what we give you now open he growls at me as he taps his dick on my lips .
I let go off matts hand and angle my head to the side opening my mouth letting Chris slide deep into my throat immediately couching and gagging on him. Matt angles his hips to hit just the right spot to make me squirt and the pressure he's putting on my stomach has my juices spraying out of me all over him , the bed and me. I scream onto Chris making him groan loudly as he grabs onto my hair.
Holy fuck atta girl he groans as my legs shake and I stop squirting.
He starts pounding into me again still holding his hand on my lower stomach . Im crying and whimpering as they both abuse my holes . I want to push Matt away from how overstimulated i'm becoming but refrain from doing so knowing it'll only make him go harder.
I squirt again and Matt has to pull out from the force.
I scream around Chris as my whole body spasms and my stomach contracts .
Fuck keep fucking moaning around me and ill fill this slutty little mouth in no time he groans as he speeds up his thrusts and i'm gagging and choking from how deep he's getting.
Matt thrusts back in making me scream out again and Chris whimpers as his hips sputter and his grip on my hair tightens . I cry out from how hard he pulling as tears stream down my face showing no signs of stopping until they're done with me.
Fuck this pussy is so fucking wet Matt groans as he grips my hips and slams so hard into me I can barely breathe.
I swallow around Chris and that makes him immediately fill my throat with his cum.
God damn he groans as he pulls out of my mouth and watches me swallow it down with a smirk on his face.
I look back up at Matt as he smirking down at me as his hair hangs over his hooded eyes and his horse chain dangles in my face.
My hands come around his back as my nails cut into his skin.
Only small whimpers escape me but no other sounds will come out .
what's the matter we fuck you dumb he asks in a deep cocky tone as he smiles down at me sending a chill up my spine.
mmmm I whine as I squirt again out of nowhere causing me to shake underneath him.
Fuck he groans as my juices spill out all over his dick and the bed under me. Im certain there will be a puddle when we're done.
M-matt i cry out as my nails drag down his back deeply . I can barely get words out . Im breathing heavy as my legs tremble and my back arches as I feel another orgasm coming in.
You gonna cum hmm he says in a husky voice
I nod my head as my eye brows furrow and my body begins too numb.
not unless you beg for it he says in a deep humiliating tone that has me pulsing even more around him.
I-- mmm p- I try my best to get the words out but I physically cant.
oh come on you can try harder than that he teases as his fingers come down to play with my clit making the pain of my incoming orgasm even worse.
mmmm p-PLEASE PLEASE SIR CAN I CUM I finally get out I didn't mean to scream it it just came out that way.
mmmm I don't know chris what do you think he says as Chris looks down at me smirking darkly.
mm I don't think she begged hard enough he says with a deep chuckle
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FUCK PLEASE I scream out as I stare into matts dark dead eyes.
he smiles cum he orders me and I do as my entire body shakes and my breathing stops for a couple seconds . My body slumps back onto the bed as my breathing is erratic and my whole body is numb and tingly .
My nails dig so deep I know his back will be burning for days but he doesn't seem to care as he just smirks down at me .
Chris comes down to my level stroking my face as tears stream down and matt still pounds into me . Seriously how the fuck does he have this much stamina .
Such a good little whore for us y/n he whispers and I whimper as one of my hands moves to his wrist as I slide his hand onto my neck .
He smirks as his eyes glisten
Aww did our little slut wanna be choked he says in a patronizing voice making my eyes roll back as raspy whimper escape my mouth .
fuck gonna fill this little pussy matt groans as he starts to loose rhythm and pounds deep and rough as he groans and his hips still as his cum spills into me and I whimper.
Chris leans in bringing me into a deep sensual kiss as he squeezes my neck making me whimper into the kiss.
he pulls away bringing his hand back up to my face and placing a kiss on my forehead . My eyes are hazy and my body is numb my legs feeling like 10 pound weights.
Matt pulls out making me hiss from how sore and sensitive I am.
J-jesus christ I whisper out making them both chuckle .
You okay matt says as he throws on his boxers and some sweatpants
mhm I hum as I nod my head as i'm still trying to catch my breathe.
Come on legs go get you cleaned up Chris says as he pick me up and carries me to the bathroom starting the water in the bathtub.
He sets me on the toilet letting me so my business while he grabs a change of clothes for me .
I finish up and he comes back in as I'm standing on wobbly ass legs holding onto the counter.
He turns off the tub adding some body wash making it a bubble bath and helping me get into the tub as I sit down my muscle instantly relax and I sigh in exhaustion.
he uses his hands to cup water and pout it over my hair washing away the sweat and tears that had dried in my hair line.
You doing okay we didn't go to hard did we he asks as he gives me a concerned look.
No no im okay it was the best sex ive ever had I say with a small laugh making him smile at me widely .
Good I think we should probably skip tomorrow I don't think your legs would be happy about standing around for hours on end he says as he runs his hands down my shoulder .
Yeah I agree im so sore I say smiling as I look at him with half open eyes . i'm so tired and the hot bath water is only making me more tired.
you tired Matt says as he comes on with a towel for me .
yeah exhausted actually I say as I start to get up and out of the tub as Matt wraps the towel around my body and rubbing me down to dry me off.
They both help me get my clothes on which consist of one of matts shirt and a pair of christ boxers.
I smile as I look in the mirror and go to rinse my face off since there was dried sweat and some spit mixed with chris's cum on my chin . after I finish washing my face off we all make it back into the room and lay down .
these sheets are different Chris says as he looks down at them.
Yeah cause princess over here made a big mess he teases making me groan and hide my face in embarrassment .
they both chuckle
hey don't be embarrassed it was hot chris says as he kisses my forehead .
yeah yeah im tired now lets go to sleep I say with a yawn .
goodnight matt says as he turns off the lights and turns the fan on .
"night" me and chris say In unison as he spoons me from the back .
Matt come to lay down and I sling my arm over his bare stomach .
we all drift to sleep happy with how are trip is going so far.
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13thdoctorposts · 3 months
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I hate that RTD and Tennant and crew can't leave the show alone, that not only does RTD act like his formula is the only/best and not only is Tennant incapable of fucking stepping back from the role even after a grossly egotistical first run in the 00s, but a generation of fans only recognise/like Who when its in that image. And that hurts the show massively, it hurts other actors both in the sense that they aren't allowed from out of his fucking shadow and in that literal workplace abuse and media smear campaigns are excused when it happens around them.
Yeah, considering the most questionable things seem to happen under RTDs watch but the media never has anything to say negative about him compared to the level of shit levered at Moff but then even more so at Chibs, especially when Chibs seems like the most humble of the 3 is crazy.
I've read a lot of comments that Chibs wasnt good enough to Showrun as big a show as Doctor Who he didnt have the skills for it, but lucky RTD is back because he has the skills to do it, the cope from people is crazy!
Especially considering the shit show that seems to exist now, leaks, upon leaks, upon leaks, Ncuti's announcement almost instantly being over shadowed by Tennant's announcement, and the fact that Ncuti's happened on a red carpet... they would have known it was about to be leaked and couldn't have come up with something a bit better even if it was on a short deadline? Didn't really matter I guess Tennent coming back and being announced the following week seemed more important to them. The Bi-regeneration, which within the show lore I don't care about, do canon braking things, but of course that left the 14th Doctor out there doing his own thing with his own TARDIS completely overshadowing Ncuti, the number of comments I've seen about 15th not being the 'real' Doctor or being a clone Doctor etc. and for what to keep Tennent around off camera? So that people would question 15th legitimacy? To make sure Ncuti couldn't have his time alone to shine? Then we have the recent articles saying Millie was dropped/axed... with no evidence spread across the internet and front pages of papers across the UK saying she was dropped/axe for inappropriate behaviour with no elaboration, just trying to ruin a 19 year olds career with nothing to corroborate or evidence given and neither Bad Wolf or The BBC bothered to come out and clarify anything even though these stories also unofficially announced a new companion... one that even Mandip Gill said she has kindly messaged and Radio Times has spoken about, but Bad Wolf and The BBC haven't even announced her and given her that moment. And a side note to that is the new white companion got introduced with the TARDIS by the New Doctor as an official announcement the woman of colour companion got announced in a bunch of papers bad mouthing the former companion, guess like Ncuti not everyone gets to have the same treatment. So Chibs wasnt good enough to Showrun?! No one knew Jodies casting announcement that didnt get leaked, even Dan got his own video announcement as a new companion, nothing to do with his writing but Showrunning the show with the limited BBC budget he had even though he was able to keep his house in order for over 5 years while RTD, with his big BBC/Disney budget doesnt seem to keep anything in order, and Chibs is the one who supposedly doesnt have the skills to Showrun.
I think we really did need a brand new show runner and Tennent should have only returned for the 60th if it was a multi Doctor story, Multi, not as in just with 15 in the last ep but with previous Docs. All the 60th did was give the 10th Doctor a happy ending that was seriously weird for all the Doctors who came after him, so narratively was just a WTF, like you just told a companion you had feelings for them and couldn't settle down and 3 days later settle down with a friend from 1000 years ago (in the doctors time) talk about jarring to watch, the episodes were not celebratory in anyway, wasn't written any better then 13 era despite what we were told we would get and left 14 there so people could make countless videos and write countless blog posts about how 15 isnt legitimate. what a celebration!
I think we needed a brand new show runner, no having 10 and 14 to make Tennent even more special by putting him in every Doctor line up from now on twice and had Ncuti come in. I understand He couldn't film for the 60th, but they managed to put a Christmas Ep out with him 3 weeks later maybe instead of the 60th and Christmas ep it could have been a movie length ep with Ncuti so filming could have started later.
Thats a pretty long rant sorry. But in conclusion we should have just moved forwards instead of bothering to look back, and given the new actors the lime light in the way they deserved.
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sophietv · 9 months
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It's not about kaylor but I really want to know about the song all too well. Who is it about? I think Jake G was PR. And the lyrics doesn't fit the Taymily narrative either. This song and the relationship seems very important to her. It hurt her badly. I am asking you because you always make very informative and reliable post that makes sense and closest to the truth.
Also who is Dear John about? Is it really John Mayer? Her only straight relationship I believe in is Joe Jonas.
Hi!
Thank you sooo much for saying that! It means a lot. I really can't claim that my theories are always 1000% right, but I do make a lot of research before posting, and try to cross check everything.
2. I must admit that when you asked the question, I did not have real solid theories or evidence to give you. I was even bending toward telling you that the song might be about Lizz since the timestamp of the song on Spotiy is 5:27 = Lizz birthday.
3. Considering that Taylor wrote this during Speak Now Era and that Lizz was present during that Era, well it doesn't fit the narrative of the song being about a relationship that has ended some time ago. And also, it would have been really weird to write this song during rehearsal where Lizz was present, if it was about her...
But thanks to you! I did a lot of research to try and find evidences (I read all the timelines but I'm not that well verse in what came before Kaylor and Swiftgron).
I asked what my groupchat thought about this.
Re-read the Taymily Masterpost (X)
Read and watched Taymily interviews
And now! I can say with more confidence, that I'm pretty sure this song is about Emily Poe, her fiddle player that worked with her from 2006-2008.
Now. Here's the evidences:
First. As pointed out by my group chat, the song does not seem to fit Tayliz dynamic. It seems to be talking about a complicated relationship with someone older.
As by the lyrics "you said if we were closer in age, maybe it would have been fine"
So first thing I did is look back as to when it was written.
Here's a piece of interview I found:
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Thanks to this post: (X)
We know that she wrote it during her reheasal in 2011.
Because here's when David Cook started working with her:
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And here's the date of his first show in the Phillipines:
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February 2011....
Then, I did a little digging on what was going on with Emily at the time:
And oh does it get interesting!!
Here's an Emily's interview I found (X)
And here's what she was doign in February 2011!!! (I'm excited of the evidence I've found, does it show lol) :
"Two thousand eleven was a big year for me. I became engaged in February, graduated law school in May, took the bar in July, and Eli and I were married in November.”
What did Taylor said?: "I was feeling terrible about what was going on in my personal life"
What if she just learned about Emily's engagement???
And to make it even more interesting. Here's a journal entry with the first lyrics of All Too Well:
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Confirming that it was written in 2011.
This is inchteresting.
But it gets better!
Because, before last year, Emily's Pinterest was public. And on her wedding board, she did save a picture with a red scarf....
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It's not Emily, it's just a picture that she had saved in her Pinterest. Thanks to Kate for giving me this!
But what if the red scarf was really just to tie the song to Jake???
Here's another interesting thing I've found in the Taymily timeline:
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This letter is from the video she made to Emily when she left, with everyone having "I love you Emily" signs.
It says:
“Emily– I feel as if our relationship has been taken to the next level over the past few months and with much contemplation I decided I would bestow upon you one of my most prized possession: my flamingo bandana. This is a 3rd generation family heirloom and i suggest you frame it. I think it will look perfect in your apartment with the cat pillows. Enjoy”
Inchteresting....is the red scarf a bandana??
Also. We know that All Too Well was really significant for Taylor and that for a long time, she was not able to sing it without crying...
So it's about a relationship that had a big impact on her life.
Very recently. Like in June, Taylor performed the song Breathe as a surprise song and very clearly cried during that performance.
The next day, we learned that the day before the show, Emily did this post on Facebook:
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Breathe was heavily rumored to be about Emily back when Fearless came out. But Colbie confirmed it with Fealess Taylor's Version in an interview when she said that it was about something that was going on with one of Taylor's band membre.
So yeah... this would make way more sense being about Emily and having Taylor be emotional singing it for a long time.
Than the song being about a relationship that lasted 3 months.
Of course I can't know for sure for all her relationships...
But most of them I believe was PR. Like the one she had with Jake.
Thanks for the question! It was really interesting doing all those research!
ADDITION!! : It just hit me but! The line "And you call me up again just to break me like a promise"
Fits perfectly with Emily calling her to tell her about the engagement! omg...
SECOND ADDITION: This morning when I woke up, I thought about two things that points to Emily!
1. Taylor turned 21 in 2010, 2 months before writing All Too Well.
"And you call me later and say sorry I didn't make it and I say I'm sorry too" from The Moment I Knew
to two months later:
"And you called me up again just to break me like a promise"
2. The night Taylor sang Breathe and looked devastated after Emily's Facebook post. She also sang All Too Well looking REALLY MAD.
People have all noted it.
Look: (X)
This solidifies even more that All Too Well is about Emily for me...
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corvidae-corvus · 5 months
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So does anybody want to read a Spider-Man and Batman Crossover fic.
So the fic would be like
Peter ends up in the DC universe right? And he ends up in Gotham.
But he's not the only one who ends up the DC verse.
MAY, MARY, BEN AND RICHARD PARKER END UP IN GOTHAM TOO!!!!!
And like they were all revived by the Lazarus pit.
So now you've got 5 people with Lazarus Pit madness, all in Gotham separated (except Mary and Richard) all with green eyes and their hair has a white streak. One of them has super strength. 2 of them used to be shield Agents (that's my head cannon). And the other two are very nice but also very emotional. Ben is the calm one and May is the not so calm one.
It's also a Jason/Peter Parker fic.
Jason is 19 and Peter is 18 so like...is Damien introduced yet or nah? Like who's part of the bat-family and Jason at the time of me writing the fanfic is like no longer trying to kill them or anything but still hates Bruce and Tim and just the batfam in general.
Should I even make it a Peter/Jason fic? Idk cause like peter isn't gonna be adopted by the batfam.
Anyways I also want the fanfic to include Gotham City and the people who live there. Like everyday Gotham citizens just react to 5 of the kindest people they ever meet and they're all like...damn tourists. But then like they start to know them and they're like that's weird.
And like Gothamites can be kind to one another and stuff but they show their kindness way differently than the Parkers. Like they're waaayyyy gentler than any Gothamite.
And they're like oof, Gotham's gonna eat them up and spit them out. But NO. They like, survive and they're all a little feral but they're still HERE and they're trying to change Gotham and May opens up a homeless center like back home and it's called F.E.A.S.T and Mary and Richard are low-key crazy dangerous. Also Richard Parker looks EXACTLY like Dick Grayson huh...Ben is like the nicest one and the 18 year old is somehow the most feral and protective person they've ever met. Like that kid will cut a bitch. He's not afraid to break someone's arm if they look at his family a certain way.
And then there's Spider-Man who's new and super nice too but also willing to fuck over the batfam.
And just... Does anyone want to read a fanfic like this? If so y'all gotta help me. I'm currently reading a single Batman comic. But I've never read a Spider-Man comic. I've only ever watched the MCU and other Spider-Man movies. Watched the ultimate Spider-Man TV animated show. And watched justice League animated movies with Batman in it. (currently on season 2 of justice League unlimited). So um yea...I only have the summary written...any ideas?
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guilty-pleasures21 · 4 months
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Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! You SUCK!
Hope everyone managed to get a break this weekend. Just a few more days until the end if the year. You got this! 💪
0. The slow burn
Part 1 - the meet cute
Part 2 - the coffee mug
Part 3 - the spicy song
Part 4 - the absence
Part 5 - the watch/the sweet song
Part 6 - the backrub
Warnings: Some mentions of reader having dirty thoughts, but nothing explicit. Also, I've censored some words just because of personal preference 😅.
Forgot to add the song!!!
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He'd stopped celebrating the victories a while back. Of course it had been exciting at first, being a superhero - hopping from dimension to dimension and showing up other heroes with his knowledge and powers. But ever since … ever since that first failure, when he'd destroyed an entire world for his own selfish means, it had become a duty - a repentance of sorts. Because even if he'd lost his little girl in that world, he had to believe that she still existed in other worlds, other versions of her going about their day, living life to the fullest. And she'd already had to give herself up for him - for that tiniest slice of happiness he'd stolen from her. So he'd give himself up too, every single day, for every version of her, even if she didn't know he existed.
He deactivated his mask as he walked into the control room, the darkness allowing him to finally let his senses relax. He strode towards the platform, catching a glimpse of X sitting in her chair, staring at the screen in front of her. She'd been guiding the mission this time, watching over them through the cameras he'd hacked into beforehand. It was always helpful to have someone able to see the bigger picture when a mission was going on. And she usually gave good guidance, coming up with strategies and ideas that had them catching even the most creative of anomalies. He'd normally bring her with him on the bigger missions though, the two of them communicating almost telepathically as they wrangled the worst villains of the bunch.
And then it was fun again, being a superhero, swinging around the city saving people. And, of course, the banter. He liked coming up with witty comments that only egged his opponents on even more - liked the way she'd always stop to laugh, her lips curling into that bright smile that had his own quirking at the ends. But, Dios, she had the humour of a retired librarian sometimes, coming up with horrible puns that made even their villains freeze in horror at her jokes. And that stupid phrase ‘Jinkies, Spiderman’. What the hell did that even mean?! She'd just whizzed through some explanation about another fictional superhero on her Earth - Batman, she'd said. And his sidekick too, some bird or another that she was obsessed with. She was so weird sometimes. But amusing, he allowed. 
     “Arañita,” he called out to her as he pulled himself up onto the platform. “Have you finished the mission report?”
He stood over her, hands on his hips as he waited. But she didn't respond. Just continued staring at the screen, chin on her palm as she hunched over the desk. He raised an eyebrow, confused, and looked over at the screen. She was watching the mission replay - there was him swinging across the frame before he tackled the Rhino - and seemed so completely absorbed by it that even her Spider senses had failed to alert her to his presence.
He leaned over her slightly, trying to get her to turn around and look at him, and that was when he heard it: the song playing through her earphones. And coño, it was dirty. So explicitly dirty that it had him clenching his fists and gritting his teeth against the heat rapidly building up under his collar. He inhaled slowly, trying to figure out how the absolute f*ck she could listen to something like that while … while watching him run across the screen. Ay, mierda, was she … was she thinking about him? While listening to those filthy lyrics? F*****ck. He reached forward and plucked one of her earphones out of her ear, startling her enough for her to finally swivel around to face him. He waited as she looked up at him, her lips parted in surprise, her eyes glazed over as they roved over him. She licked her lips as her gaze trailed over his torso, then swallowed hard when her eyes landed on his mouth. He clenched his jaw, trying to ignore the way his body seemed to heat up everywhere her eyes landed. Then, all of a sudden, she jumped out of her seat. 
     “Hooooolyyyyyy!” she whispered loudly, setting her other earphone down on the table. She peeked up at him from beneath her eyelashes nervously and he found himself clenching his fists again to stop from sucking in a breath. “Sorry! I was just … I just …”
     She gestured between him and the screen, trying to come up with an excuse. Then, suddenly, she curled into herself, squeezing her legs together as she avoided his gaze. “I have to go to the toilet!” 
     F*******ck. That smell? Coming off of her? The sweet scent that had her clenching her thighs together in a futile attempt to hide it from him? He ran his fingers through his hair, gripping the strands tightly as he ground his teeth together.
     “Miguel?” Lyla popped up in front of him, eyes wide with concern behind her heart-shaped glasses. “What's wrong? Your vitals are going through the roof!” ¡P*ta madre! What the f*ck was happening to him?! He set her earphone down on the table and leaned over the desk, taking a few deep breaths to calm himself down. He wasn't some teenager with raging hormones; he was a grown man who could get his emotions under control. He just needed to take a deep breath in, then a deep breath out. In, out.
    “I'm fine,” he assured Lyla, not feeling very fine at all. “I, uh … It's nothing. I'm fine.” Lyla narrowed her eyes at him, unconvinced. Then she flickered over to the surface of the table, investigating the cause for his sudden spike in testosterone. A pair of earphones were laid on the table, the distinct lavender colour making them as X's. She looked up at the computer and sifted through the different tabs, her eyes lighting up with surprise when she found what she'd been looking for. 
     “Oh!” It was a song. A song that, judging by the subject matter, would have had any man's testosterone levels spiking. She twisted her head to glance over at Miguel, a cheeky smile plastered over her holographic face. Then she disappeared, only to materialise right by his head this time. She folded her arms across her chest and gave him a knowing look. She opened her mouth to tease him, but he stopped her before she could continue.
     “Not a word,” he warned her, letting out a huff as he straightened up.
     “But-” 
     “Lyla.” 
     She sighed, annoyed by his constant attempts to foil her entertainment. It was just such a rare sight, seeing her boss so flustered - and by the seemingly innocent little X as well! Plus, it was an exciting change from all the Peter's and their Gwen Stacey's and their Mary Jane's they were always going to end up with anyway. 
     “Fine,” she conceded reluctantly, seeming to let the subject go. But then she returned to the desk, her attention focused on the screen as she scrolled through the rest of X's playlist. She grinned and looked up at Miguel, a devious expression on her face. “But I think you'd like the next one just as much.” 
     His eyes flickered over to the screen and he tensed his muscles to stop himself from groaning in frustration at the title. He reached forward, about to swipe Lyla off the table, but then X returned, landing on the platform beside him.
     “Miguel?” She fidgeted with her hands nervously as her gaze bounced between him and the floor. She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear before speaking again. “How, um … How was your mission?” 
     “Uh, it was good,” he replied, casting around for something to say. He scratched the back of his head, his eyes landing on the unfinished mission report still open on her screen. “I can finish the mission report!” He moved to sit down, to take over and give his mind some other task to focus on, but she stopped him. 
     It was like his brain had stopped working as he looked down at her, so difficult was it to reconcile the shy and innocent X standing before him with the one who'd been undressing him with her eyes only moments earlier. What had she been thinking about, looking at him while listening to that song? Had she imagined his hands, gliding all over her as they lay in bed together? His name, falling from her lips as he pleased and pleasured her? His body, pressed up against hers, their bare skin siding against one another's as they- F*ck! He froze, horrified by the direction in which thoughts had been going. Ay, por Dios, he was so. F*cking. Screwed. His watch buzzed - again - letting him know that his heart rate had increased, the blood pounding through his veins in excitement at his thoughts. He hid his hands behind his back and took a step away from her, putting some distance between them. 
     “It's fine.” X waved him off and settled back into her seat. “I can finish it. I'm almost done anyway.” She was most definitely nowhere near being done. He'd just looked so good! Taking on the Rhino with his deliciously sculpted physique, the smart retorts rolling off his tongue as he battled with the wicked villain. Oh God, she was so screwed. There was just no way - no way in hell - that he could ever like her like that. No one else had ever liked her before, so how could she possibly think that someone like him - smart and strong and so painfully handsome - could ever fall for someone like her? She shoved her feelings down, typing up everything she remembered without running through the recording for what was probably the hundredth time that night. 
     She'd … changed, somehow. She didn't seem like the same person who'd been listening to the song earlier. She seemed deflated now, disappointed. And he didn't like the way his stomach curdled at her unexpected change in energy. He hesitated, wanting to cheer her up, to see that smile back on her face again. But it terrified him, the thought of teasing her; of flirting with her and flustering her so that she'd be forced to pull her gaze away from his, her almond-shaped eyes peeking up at him from beneath her curly lashes as she stammered out a response. He cleared his throat, trying to keep his tone neutral as he spoke. “You … sure you were concentrating, arañita?” 
     She froze at his response - at the slight note of teasing in his voice. Had he heard? Oh God. Had he heard the filthy song she'd been listening to, her eyes following his every movement across the screen as she'd practically drooled over him? She swallowed carefully, then muttered under her breath, “a little too much, if anything.” 
     He pressed his lips together, trying not to laugh at the retort. And trying to ignore the way his heart fluttered at the thought that she might have found him attractive. He nodded, satisfied by her seemingly lifted spirits, and took another step away from her. “Bien, I'll … I'll leave you to it, then. Let me know when you're done?” 
     She nodded, not even noticing the deviation from his usual response: ‘let me know when you're done?’ Not the careless: ‘let me know when it's done.’ “Hasta mañana, Miguel.” 
     His lips twitched at her consistent efforts to replicate his manner of speech, to show him how much she cared about all the little things that made him up. “Hasta mañana, arañita.” 
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williamrikers · 4 months
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Some Personal Favorite BL Moments of 2023
this is inspired by @lurkingshan's post, thank you for that 😊
Best Show
be my favorite, hands down. this show hooked me right from the very beginning, and each week it kept outdoing itself. the kindest, most compassionate storytelling mixed with some absolutely amazing character journeys and a strong message at its heart, bmf will stay with me forever (and not only because i managed to snatch one of the utterly gorgeous box sets for my collection). 12/10 puffball music boxes
Best Scene
alan and wen pre- and post-breakup at the start of episode 5 of moonlight chicken. i've rewatched these nine minutes more times than i can count. both first and mix do some incredible acting here, and it's such an utter joy to watch. 5/5 crying firsts sliding down a wall
The Scene That Came For My Life The Most
look, i've talked about only friends episode 6 [4/4] before. you all already know that i desire mew carnally for what he did with that audio tape. i have also rewatched this scene an embarrassing amount of times. 96/69 illicit sex tapes
Most Rewatchable Show and Best Main Couple
this one goes to a boss and a babe. i have already rewatched this show twice this year, and i love it more on every single rewatch. i regularly lose my mind about how much i love this silly little show and start waxing poetic about how much this love story means to me, how much i adore gun and cher's weirdness, their communication, their commitment, their gentleness, their mutual respect, the way they help each other and heal each other, the way they make each other feel safe and loved, which my friends from the bl besties server can attest to. maybe one day, i'll put all of my ramblings into a coherent format, but for now please trust that this show is absolutely wonderful and extremely special to me. 1000/10 gaymer friends sleepovers
Best Premise (That Was Utterly Ruined By The Show)
i've got to say dangerous romance, although step by step comes in at a close second. after the second episode of dr, i was out here writing hundreds of words worth of meta, and then... well, then the show became what it unfortunately is, now. i still want to see the show that i was promised (a thriller about two poor brothers who get into hot water because of money issues and end up having to turn to crime to survive, all while the younger brother slowly falls in love with the biggest bully at school, and over the course of the show the bully needs to learn to become a better person and help sailom overcome the trust issues he should have had from growing up constantly threatened and sometimes physically abused by members of the mafia.) -20/10 stupid fucking windmills for ruining something that could have been amazing
Best Side Couple
tiwpor, you will always be famous to me. my school president itself might just have given us crumbs, but i licked those tiny crumbs right off the floor with delight, and when our skyy 2 made it canon, i lost my entire mind. i could not have asked for more. 2/2 couples t-shirts
Best Date
yang and phumjai on their practice date in episode 4 of love in translation was probably the sweetest thing that happened on any bl in 2023. in the later episodes, they had many more beautiful moments together as well as some incredibly amazing physical intimacy (plus, in the extended iqiyi cut, one hell of a foreplay scene), but their sweet date before they had even confessed their feelings has stayed with me. 11/10 slices of pandan
Best Beach Scene(s)
never let me go wins this one. no other show was as devoted to showing off their beautiful beach locations as nlmg this year. watching this show made me yearn for the sea. 1/1 tattoo of your boyfriend's name
Best Rooftop Scene
despite the stiff competition in the form of bmf and cherry magic thailand, last twilight has this one in the bag. the pain, the pining, the heartbreak, the complicated feelings, the desperate kiss... they even lampshaded this trope in the dialogue. stellar scene. 12/10 sunflowers
Best Sensuality
we've had a lot of high heat bls this year, some of them still ongoing, and since billy infamously said "a lot and deeply", i feel like the next episode of the sign might just blow all of our minds. i'm not awarding a best sex scene here so i won't have to eat my words in a few days—however, i feel confident in saying that when it comes to raw sensuality, no one is going to beat ray and sand in only friends this year, no matter how hard the characters on pit babe, playboyy and the sign might be trying. truly, nobody embodies sensual attraction like first and khaotung do. 69/10 sausages that represent blowjobs
Best Minor Character That Stole The Show
gotta agree with the masses here and say nawin laws of attraction. what a guy. every day i miss him. ∞/10 unhinged ex boyfriends
Best Viewing Experience
this is not bl, but it might as well be: midnight museum still feels like a fever dream, i have no idea what the plot even was, i understood maybe 10% of what was happening at any given moment, and i've never had more fun watching anything. this truly is the show of all time. 5/3 roles played by gun atthaphan
Wildest GMMTV Moment
also not a bl, but the piploy pissing in the car scene as an act of revenge in wednesday club would go down in history, if, you know, people had actually watched this show. what can i even say. 3/3 gratuitous pissing scenes
Most Anticipated Show Of 2024
i just had to find a way to mention my golden blood in this post. i am yearning for this show with an intensity i cannot describe. i literally need to see joss bridal carrying gawin as much as possible, it is on the baseline of my hierarchy of needs. no matter whether this turns out to be trashy fun, high camp, an actually serious show, or all three, i win. gmmtv could not have given me anything better to look forward to next year 💖
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I'm having some finale wine and I think I've got it. My final resolute head canon of Riverdale.
Keep in mind I have not watched the end of season 5 through the end and have absolutely no intention to, but I've seen and heard enough about *gestures vaguely* all of that to still stand by this.
Disclaimer: I do not believe this is what the writers intended whatsoever. This is all my imagination. I do however believe in this canon whole heartedly and its as true to me as whatever RAS's vision is to him. You choose who to trust.
Okay so first and foremost the entire series is written by Jughead. It's all his writings that are probably all sitting in a google docs draft folder.
I justify this due to the following:
He is the narrator
The entire series is obsessed with Betty Cooper for good or ill (I'll get to it)
Its all kind of sort of been alluded to that its all Jughead's writings anyway. At least in S1, again. I'll get to the why of that in a second.
He started writing season 1 in his junior year (so a year after the events of the S1). He read In Cold Blood (on his own, not for class, very important to him that you all know this) and was like "Hey my town had a murder and I have some trauma around it, so I should totes do this." And thus S1 is born.
This is why that season is (relatively) more grounded and far more realistic than the rest of the series because its based on a real true thing that happened and the real feelings and emotions of people involved. It has the least amount of exaggeration (but enough, because Jughead) and has the most coherent plot, which would make sense since Jughead isn't making anything up, he is recalling events.
This is also the only season that directly ties Jughead's narration and the plot to the book Jughead is writing on page, and thus tying them both together. Because again, its a thing that really happened.
So the characterizations, motivations, and actions of everyone in season 1 is the model of how and how these characters actually are and are a base for further exaggeration.
Seasons 2-4 are also based on true events but are exaggerations/interpretations of things that really happened, but are altered to make them more interesting to Jughead's readers (heh).
I don't want this post to be a novel so here is a brief listing of that I am thinking here for some of the main plots (but if you have a plot you want me to fit into this canon let me know):
The Black Hood: When Jughead showed Betty his first manuscript (S1) the positive constructive criticism she gave was that, "True crime is really popular right now, so this fits in with the zeitgeist." And Jughead ran with it. Fred also had his first heart attack at this time...we all know where I'm going with that so I'll just leave that there. RIP.
Making Hal the Black Hood: Hal leaves the family after the Polly debacle and finding some racy pics on Betty's computer (she sent them to Jug, she wasn't a camgirl) and decides to start his life over with a woman who is far more moral (and probably like 2 years older than Polly)
The Serpents/Class War with Hiram: Not a gang, just those under the boot of the rich that Hiram tries to eradicate through good ol fashioned gentrification. Archie and Veronica also start spending more time doing rich people shit and that drives a divide between the two main couples of the core four. But less about political plots and more about teenagers growing apart because of different interests
Season 3: Putting this all together because Jughead was having a hard time finding a plot here. So he focused on Alice's new weird young boyfriend who actually ended up taking off with Polly (leaving her twins), his newfound obsession with DnD (Betty was exhaustedly supportive of this) and Kevin's endless talk about the new megachurch he just joined. He and Betty also started watching a lot of horror films and Hitchcock at the time which leads us to...
Season 4: He and Betty go off to different schools but its because of college, not because Jug is the chosen one (again see why he is writing all of this himself). He meets a lot of pretentious people that challenge his relationship with Betty and he turns it into a mystery.
So now we have made it to 4.17. Ugh.
Okay so Jughead has written all of this, and reading everything back feels that Archie and Betty (who go to the same college now and are friends again after growing apart after he dated Veronica) have grown too close and Jug self destructs.
He self sabotages so hard and makes a story up in his head that Betty would be much happier with Archie who is doing perfectly mediocre at college while Jughead flunked out.
So he and Betty break up after a lot of frustrated fighting.
And he begins to write Betty differently. Wildly differently.
(You can't tell me this doesn't make more sense than whatever the hell happened in the show.)
Jughead dejected from his failure at school and his breakup Writes on and off for the next few years. His next main attempt is S5. His attempt at more realistic writing.
(Its also after Betty enters his life again, because at her core Betty is his muse)
He works through his fictional frustrations of Betty and Archie as a possible couple (They never dated. Archie is actually a aromantic pansexual who does not do commitment) and realized that he made it all up and they have nothing in common.
Jughead and Betty get back together at the end of "Season 5" but Betty tells him that writing about their real life is what tore them apart, so he needs to not use their relationship in his writing anymore.
So Jughead decided to get weird and wildly experimental with his writing. And because Jughead is not a particularly good writer S6 and S7 are born.
Betty, absolutely running out of positive things to say about his last few writing attempts tells him that maybe these exaggerated versions of their lives that bear no resemblance to the real world have run their course, and he should try something new.
So Jughead wraps up this now unrecognizable series of writings and moves onto something new.
With Betty diligently serving as his editor. She got distracted with her new job and left him unattended for those last few seasons and look what happened.
Also I realize that Archie/Veronica/Cheryl/Toni are absent in this so briefly
Archie: He always was in awe of Archie and slightly jealous of what he perceived he had over Jughead...this is why he is the quasi-hero and also why he tortures Arch and treats him like an idiot.
Veronica: I cannot stress this enough. He and Veronica have no relationship. She is his friend's girlfriend and his girlfriend's best friend. The only thing he really knows about her is she is rich and hot. So he makes that her core personality and slaps on whatever traits fit her best for whatever plot he is writing at the time.
(This is also why almost all the women Veronica, Tabitha, Jessica, and Toni all are at some time his love interest. Self instert fan fic Jug. We see you.)
Cheryl/Toni: He and Toni are friends and Cheryl is her girlfriend who endlessly terrifies him. That is the core of her characterization.
I already regret the fact that I am sharing this long-winded mess with the world...but I can't take it back now.
Enjoy. And if you don't that is fine. It's my head canon not yours. Go make your own.
Have fun on finale night folks.
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