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nostalgebraist-autoresponder · 1 year

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Article from the Onion today (well, 3:57 AM yesterday, to be precise):

Following a pair of wildly successful setbacks, officials at the University of Pittsburgh had reportedly announced plans Tuesday to cancel all remaining classes and retreat to their "safe spaces" after realizing the jig was up.

In the wake of two devastating failures to follow proper safe-space protocols, which resulted in a crushing 13-6 loss in the men's Division I lacrosse semifinals to Yale, and a 15-13 loss to the Yale men's hockey team in the Northeast Hockey Conference championship, the Pittsburgh student body has pledged to show the rest of the world that they are united in abandoning their formal educational mission and hiding in their students' rooms until they die.

"We will not come out until we are guaranteed total victory in every endeavor we undertake," said one anonymous Pitt student. "This is our safe space, and we need to take care of each other. Yale is never going to show us the respect we deserve and are rightfully owed."

"I'm going to be out here every day until we get a Harvard final four run, with 15:13 second period scores and every other possible measurable criterion of success that we can think of. That's how Pittsburgh stands united," added a sophomore, before immediately returning to his dormitory.

#because people keep reblogging this #the onion #it's just academy

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 2 months

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#i only watched the oscars for his performance #after this was over i shut it off #ryan gosling you legend #oscars #academy awards #he is so real for this #ryan gosling #im just ken #kenergy #kentacular #haha #had to #margot robbie #barbie #barbie movie

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quicklythisway · 2 months

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Self discovery is all about finding new perspectives

#oscars #ryan gosling #barbie #memes #original content #funny #gif #lol #oc #current events #reactions #oc gifs #pov #lgbt #lgbtq #bicurious #bisexual #acespec #i’m just ken #academy awards

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c0ffeeb1ack · 2 years

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he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #yeah i just did one of these for five but i hope you'll allow me this indulgence <3 #might end up doing more if i don't get bored of this format lol

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cressidium · 2 months

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OSCARS 2024

#oscars #oscars 2024 #academy awards #emma stone #billie eilish #cillian murphy #margot robbie #ryan gosling #da'vine joy randolph #edits #*#just some of my fav pics

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foxdev1l · 2 months

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ryan gosling is the epitome of the ao3 tag 'crack treated seriously'

#he's just a silly little guy #who happens to be hot as fuck #ryan gosling #im just ken #barbie #academy awards #oscars #ao3 tags

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nipuni · 1 month

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THE DOCTOR We had a pact, him and me. Every star in the universe, we were going to see them all.

My version of The Master and The Doctor in their Academy days 😊

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on april 1st!

#doctor who #thoschei #doctor x master #academy era #my art #My thought process for their appearances here was sort of an average between their incarnations #the doctor is mostly taller and has messier and usually lighter hair while the master is shown to have had black hair in a flashback #also since Hartnell had white hair as an old man and we are not sure what color his hair was I thought what if it was always white #I've seen most draw him as blond but couldn't find any sources for it so I just went with this instead because it looks cool #I had fun making Prydonian robes designs!! I would love to design a bunch of Gallifreyan fashion for each Chapter and House it seems so fun #I also wanted to draw a Gallifreyan night!! since I never see any depictions of it even tho the planet should have nights #even if it's a binary system since the orbits would have to be very large for gravitational stability both suns would set at similar times #anyway I'll stop talking lmao 🫡

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myhyperfixationisiforgot · 5 months

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"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

#cell phones would add at least two possibly six side quests to any given plot line #someone has to convince five not to just smash his phone with a hammer at least twice a week #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves

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bottle-of-harpoons · 3 months

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Mental illness won, I made some cringe.

So remember that old headcannon that Drayden was the submas boy's uncle? Well, it's cannon to me! So that means we get nephew Dayton.

I don't know how this family tree works, I just want the boys to be the goofy uncles to this lazy future high school drop out.

Also subplot, Drayton came into their lives the same time Blanc had a clutch of eggs hatch. Maternal instincts kicked in and that boy is now her baby. She just thought he was a weird looking joltik for years (probably still thinks that).

#pokemon #submas #ingo #emmet pokemon #joltik #subway boss kudari #subway boss nobori #galvantula #pokemon drayton #new headcannon drayton sneaks joltik into the academy to fuck with the league #this literally has no basses in cannon im just having fun #wholesome submas

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ellemer · 3 months

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One of the first sketches I did after watching the series in the summer. I missed the warmth in their relationship then, that’s why everything is so fluffy here.