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arc-misadventures · 11 months

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An Answer That Leads to More Questions

Jeanne: Uhh… Wasn’t it just going to be the four of us?

Juniper: Yes, but your sisters caught wind of our conversation so they demanded they be involved, and considering your secrets have included them to some capacity, I have elected that they can, and should join us for this conversation. Is that okay.

JJ: Perfectly.

Juniper: Okay, you may now begin.

Jaune: Okay, but first: What we’re about to say doesn’t leave this family. Second, suspend your feelings of disbelief. And, thirdly, save all your questions for the end.

Angela: Why should we suspend our…?!

Jaune: Save your question for the end!

Angela: Sorry.

Jaune: Haa… Okay, I’ll go first, unless?

Jeanne: I’ll interject when it seems appropriate.

Jaune: That works. Alright… This is the second life I have lived. In my first life I had seven sisters, and two parents. The same nine individuals you see before you, bar, Jeanne. Jeanne was not one of my sisters in my past life.

Jeanne: This my second life; In my first life I had the same parents we all have, Juniper, and Archeius Arc, but I had seven brothers, instead of seven sisters. And, Jaune was not one of my brothers in my past life.

Jaune: We lived two separate lives in two separate worlds of, Remnant. The worlds were mostly the same, but there were differences that allowed us to tell the difference between the two. The main factor was that most people in my world were of the opposite gender compared to, Jeanne’s. And, more importantly everything didn’t go to hell in her world as my did in mine.

Jeanne: We only knew about the existence of these parallel worlds because the two of us would randomly swap places with each other with no warning.

Jaune: We simply called the times when we switched places, A Swap. We would spend an indeterminate of time there, then randomly we would appear in a room we called, The White Room. Because everything was white. There we would meet up, chat, and randomly swap back. The randomness of the swaps caused us most of the problems we had with the swaps…

Jeanne: Yeah, I could be laying in my bed one moment, then I’m sitting at a desk in the cafeteria the next.

Jaune: Or, being grabbed by a, Beringel one moment where you’re about to slam your sword through the damn thing’s skull, only to slash through a plate of mashed potatoes in the cafeteria, covering everyone in said mash potatoes.

Jeanne: Confessing how much you’re in love to girl of your dreams, only to say it to a completely different person. And, told that your confession was pathetic so you spend the rest of your time trying to come up with something better instead.

Jeanne: Coming out of the, White Room to suddenly seen your teammates head has been shoved through a wall… again.

Jaune: Getting pelted in the face with a cream pie nanoseconds as you come back from the, White Room.

Jeanne: I got decked in the face one time because of that.

Jaune: My personal favourite was when I was having a conversation with someone outside, only to scream at her that no I did not ask her alternative universes male counterpart how big his dick was. Only to realize I said that in the middle of a classroom full of people.

Jeanne: These were just some of the more… pleasant times we experienced during our, Swaps.

Jaune: Pleasant for you! During our first swap, I was attacked; I was punched in the chest, tied up, was thrown about with a semblance, had a 50. cal pointed at my head, punched in the gut again, and then I was thrown into a cell in the depths of, Beacon Academy! All because I had somehow kidnapped their precious, Angel…

Saphron: Angel?

Jeanne: That was just a nickname I got because of my semblance’s abilities.

Jaune: You know damn well it was because of that smile you use on people!

Jeanne: Shut up.

Jaune: Don’t you try, and deny it, you flashed them that angelic smile once, they gave you tea, and cookies while I got a black eye!

Jeanne: Hehe… Because of me, and my influence most people didn’t like, Jaune in my world.

Jaune: Or, in mine either. Well, I think most people tolerated me in my world. After meeting, Jeanne they gave up hiding it, and outright showed their hostility, and indifference towards me.

Jeanne: Even our… well, my parents didn’t like you…

Jaune: Not even my parents liked me! Well, they didn’t have faith in me, which is debatably the same thing if you ask me. They offered you all the proper training, and equipment to become a, Huntress. Mine gave me encouraging words that it will be okay when I come home when I fail. Notice how I said, when, not if.

Jeanne: Well at least your team at, Beacon believed in you.

Jaune: Aye, but your presence made everyone else who believed in me cast me to the side. Hell, those bitches outright said it to my face, and acted like I wasn’t even there!

Jeanne: Well you ruined my relationship with people too just by showing up too!

Jaune: And, was that a bad thing?!

Jaune: …

Jaune: No seriously; Was that a bad thing? You broke off all contact with them yourself. Hell, you even got your partner kicked off your team because of me.

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Well… After you showed up, they did show their true colours, and show me that they were after me because they were in love with the image of, Jeanne Arc, and not the person who was, Jeanne Arc.

Jeanne: You don’t suppose their actions made me gay do you?

Jaune: No, you’re bisexual. Seeing, and dealing with their antics just tainted the possibility of you developing any kind of relationship with them; Platonic, or sexual.

Jeanne: I developed standards?

Jaune: Pretty much.

Jeanne: So my standards are you then~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: So, anyway the, Vytal Festival happened…

Jeanne: Coward.

Jaune: And, while the festival was ending, we were… I… I don’t think I should tell you what happened.

Juniper: Why not?

Jaune: Well… If I tell you something happened… Will it then happen?

Thiriana: Like in those stories where someone is told their fate, and they do everything they can to change their fate, but their attempt to change their fate they’ve sealed themselves to their fate?

Jaune: Precisely. I’m worried if I let something slip it could happen, and my life in my world was hell…

Jeanne: But, this isn’t my world, or your world at that, Jaune. There are already many differences in it, sure there are similarities, but they are not all the same. We can tell them, just not everything in extreme detail, okay?

Jaune: …

Jaune: We won’t tell them the names of people then. Otherwise things could get… difficult.

Jeanne: Good plan.

Angela: Soooo… What happened at the, Vytal Festival?

Jeanne: Well in my world my team competed in the Vytal Festival, and I managed to lead my team to victory! Even after we reformed our team a few weeks before!

Acheius: Impressive. You two will be in school when the next festival takes place; you two planning on entering?

Jeanne: We will destroy all those who stand before us!

Acheius: …

Acheius: Sweet.

Thiriana: I take it things weren’t as nice as that in your world, Jaune?

Jaune: We… We were attacked…

Angela: I don’t take it you’re talking about during a match?

Jaune: No… Vale was attacked… This shadow organization caused an attack that lead to the destruction of, Beacon Academy, and the deaths of hundreds.

Juniper: Oh gods…

Luna: Y-You were there when it happened…?!

Jaune: I was there… I fought during the, Fall. That’s… that’s what we called that day, The Fall. It was hell, Grimm roming the streets of, Vale, hordes of them pouring through, Beacon… So much, death, and destruction. I lost people there too, people I loved… People I was going to ask out on dates… But… They died that day too…

Angela: It was, Pyrrha… Pyrrha Nikos…

Jaune: What?

Angela: You said, “I don’t want to lose her again.” You said that when we talked about, Pyrrha Nikos.

Jaune: …

Jaune: It was, Pyrrha Nikos… She was my partner at, Beacon. We could have been more than that as well… but…

Luna: Oh, my god…

Janette: H-How did she die…? To the, Grimm?

Jaune: She was murdered… she sacrificed herself to defeat the villain who orchestrated the fall of, Beacon Academy. She failed though…

Juniper: Is this why you’re always training so harshly, and pushing, Jeanne to fight more smart, and honing her skills?

Jaune: Ehhh…?

Jeanne: That’s just playing smart. I wasn’t that good when I entered, Beacon. I was good enough to enter, but I was never that good. Besides, most of our training is us trying to get back into the same fighting shape we had in our primes.

Juniper: Then all the times you kissed the dirt… You were used to fighting as an adult, not a teenager. That’s why you kept falling!

Jeanne: Yep! That’s it! I’m no where near as tall, or as big as I was back then.

Saphron: How tall were you?

Jeanne: I’m about, 5’7” right now. I peaked at, 6’2”.

Thiriana: And, what do you mean by, big?

Jeanne: Double G Cup~!

Janette: What?! Bullshit!

Thiriana: Nice~!

Angela: Did you seriously become that big?

Jeanne: Don’t worry, I won’t be the biggest among us.

Luna: Who will be?

Jeanne: Thiri, Double H Cup.

Thiriana: FUCK YEAH!

Juniper: Oh my… She’ll be as big as me.

Jaune: Yeah, you lot can go to that store, and get those heavy duty support bra’s then.

Arc Sister’s: What bra store?

Jeanne: I’ll tell you later.

Juniper: What did you do after that, Jaune?

Jaune: Went to, Mistral, fought some guys, saved, Minstral. Then I went to, Atlas, became a licensed Huntsman, tried to save it, but then Atlas, and Mantle were destroyed. As I was trying to get everyone out of there, and get them to, Vaccuo, I fell off of this magical walk way, and fell into the, Ever After. Got stuck there for like… twenty years before I was reunited with my friends. Deaged back into my teenage self, and then I finally got out of there, and… And… I should stop… talking…

Arc Family: …

Jaune: …

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: They’re taking this better than I thought.

Acheius: Okay… Uhhh… W-What about you; What did you do, Jeanne?

Jeanne: Evading eh? Okay then. Well, I was still at, Beacon. But, my team was going through a major shift. You see one of my teammates his name was, Pyrros Nikos.

Angela: Pyrros? Was this your version of, Pyrrha Nikos?

Jeanne: Yep. He wasn’t as nice of a person as, Pyrrha is…

Juniper: What did he do…

Jeanne: Nothing to me! Though I wish he would have tried…

Juniper: What?!

Jeanne: H-H-He tried to force my friend/teammate to give him a kiss because he was, Pyrros Nikos! If he did it to me I would have decked him! That’s it! I swear!

Juniper: I see…

Jeanne: I would have broken his aura, and his face for doing that to my sister! But, Jaune beat me to it…

Acheius: Defending your sister’s honour? Good on you son!

Jaune: Ah-hahaaa… No… That’s not why I did that…

Acheius: Then why did you?

Jaune: Ohh… My, Beacon was a, Grimm infested hellhole, while hers was perfectly fine. Dealing with all the trauma I got from, The Fall. Pyrros, and a few other people who tormented me in, Jeanne’s world. Well… I just sorta snapped.

Jeanne: I’ll say; you broke their auras, broke their bones, shattered their egos, and were a huge turned on for, Rin!

Jaune: Jeanne?! No names!

Jeanne: Oh… Sorry…

Saphire: Rin; Who’s, Rin?

Jeanne: She’s is…! Was… my teammate in my previous life.

Juniper: What was she like?

Jeanne: I can’t talk about her… Whole alternative universe possibilities thingy.

Juniper: I understand. But, was she special?

Jeanne: Not in the way you think. But, yeah… she was…

Jaune: Don’t worry, Jeanne, we’ll see her again.

Jeanne: Hopefully… So, after that, I got a new partner, who I eventually married, hopefully you’ll get to meet her soon. I graduated, Beacon at the top of my class. And, I lived out a nice full life before I died at the age of one hundred, and three.

Jaune: Wait? You lived till you were a hundred, and three?! Wow… I didn’t know that.

Jeanne: I don’t like talking about my death. I have to bring up your death if I did, which I am still uncomfortable talking about.

Luna: Uhh… H-How did you die, Jaune?

Jaune: Murder suicide. I sacrificed myself to kill the bitch who murdered, Pyrrha.

Arc Family: YOU WHAT?!!

Jaune: So, that’s about it. The floors open for questions! Bar those about my death, there’s too much I would have to explain to explain that.

Juniper: You’re not getting out of it that easily young man.

Jaune: Watch me. Yes, Angela?

Angela: Okay, why should we believe you? I mean… This… thing, as ludicrous as it sounds. It explains… a lot about the oddities you two have done. But, why should we believe you? Everything you’ve said is about things that could happen, and that only happened to you two. Why should we believe you?

Jaune: Fair. I wouldn’t believe you either if I said that to you. So how about this… Saphron?

Saphron: Oh no…

Jaune: You have a secret girlfriend. Her name is, Terra Cotta, she has brown skin, brown eyes, and brown hair. She wears red glasses, and is as tall as you are. She lives in, Argus, and works as an, Atlassian Telecommunications Specialist. She was living in an apartment until recently because bought herself a nice little house at, 118th Street West, house number 3. As soon as she did this she sent you a message asking if you wanted to move in with her. You said yes almost immediately, but you scared to tell the rest of us that you are planning on moving out to be with your girlfriend.

Saphron: How the… How the fuck do you know all of that?! I haven’t told anyone that!

Jaune: You told me, but just not yet.

Juniper: Wait… Saphron… I-Is this true?

Saphron: I would have preferred to say this on my own terms, but yes… Yes this is all true… I was planning on moving out next month to be with her.

Juniper: Oh my… This is… Oh gods…

Acheius: Looks like they’re telling the truth, Juniper.

Juniper: Huw?! Oh yeah, they’re telling the truth… But, my baby wants to move out?! Oh gods…?!

Luna: She’s more concerned with the fact, Saphron wants to move out, then the fact the twins are reincarnaters…

Angela: This… This isn’t all that surprising honestly.

Saphron: Was she like this when I told her?

Jaune: More, or less.

Saphron: Ahh… Peachy… So, if you know about my girlfriend, what else do you know about her; any little hints you could give me?

Jeanne: Bar the fact I was super jealous of you for things I cannot explain. No.

Saphron: Why not?

Jeanne: Because if I did, it may not happen.

Saphron: Eh?

Saphire: Are you talking about how in stories people are given a prophecy of their future fate, and said fate is something they wish to prevent so they do everything in their power to ensure it, but that only makes it enviable?

Jeanne: Yeah, pretty much that.

Acheius: So that’s why you’ve been keeping secrets; you scared of what might happen.

Jaune: That, and we may be taken to a psych-ward, and locked up.

Acheius: Fair.

Juniper: What are the differences between this… universe, and yours.

Jeanne: Mostly small stuff. The Headmistress of Beacon is Selma, it was a guy in, Jaune’s world. In my world the, White Fang was a peaceful organization, or at least, it always was, instead of the radical race supremacists terrorist they are now.

Jaune: I didn’t have a uncle in my world, least, not that I know of. Uncle Roman wasn’t… Well actually bar the fact we’re related there is not much difference between the two.

Jeanne: I had an aunt in my world. I miss her.

Jaune: And, Winter Schnee isn’t our potential sister. So yeah, we have just as many similarities as differences in this life. So, we are refraining from telling what happened in our worlds because, well, we don’t know what may happen in this world.

Saphire: So then, in the book series I wanted you to read, Ninjas of Love. You said you didn’t want to read it, was that because you’ve already read it in your past life?

Jaune: Yes, you forced me to read it, and before you ask for my opinions, the entire series, eight books of nothing, but utter smutty trash!

Saphire: Eight books?! There’s only four out right now! It’s getting more; tell me when?!

Jaune: Oops…

Jeanne: Does that mean I have to read more of that trash?! Aww man…

Jaune: You’ve been reading that trash?!

Jeanne: She keeps using those puppy dog eyes on me, I have no resistance to it!

Jaune: Weak.

Jeanne: Shut up. Any questions?

Juniper: Yes; The reason you two are so well skilled with your chosen weapons, and in fact knew exactly what kind of weapons, and armour you wanted is because you had this gear in your previous life?

Jaune: Yep, I had all the same gear in my past life.

Jeanne: Same.

Acheius: And, the reason you’re so tactically minded, Jaune is because of all the battles you fought right.

Jaune: I’ve always had a tactical mind, I’ve just sharpened it over the years.

Angela: Have you made any plans on what you’re going to do in this life?

Jeanne: A few. Since we don’t know what’s going to happen in this life we’re mostly just waiting to see what happens, and go from there.

Angela: What do you have planned?

Jeanne: Mostly reuniting with our old friends, and having the relationships we didn’t get to have in that life.

Saphire: What kind of relationship?

Jaune: Some will be romantic if you must know.

Saphire: How many?

Jaune: Myself? More than one at the least, you, Jeanne?

Jeanne: You, and one other person. I’ll probably have a relationship with the other members of your inevitable harem.

Jaune: Well, considering who may be involved that should be a given.

Juniper: Do I get grandkids out of your harem?

Jeanne: Jaune gave you your first grandkid in my life! She was absolutely gorgeous!

Juniper: The other me’s male version of the other me’s Jeanne was the first one to give me a grandchild? What were those kids doing?!

Jeanne: That’s what I was thinking too! Jaune already had an adorable nephew in his world! I didn’t have shit until he knocked up my partner!

Angela: Wait, you knocked up her partner? Was this during a… You called it a, ‘Swap’ right?

Jaune: Yeah, I knocked her up during a, ‘Swap.’ It was consensual mind you! She saw me, and practically pounced me. It’s always the quiet ones… Whoo!

Thiriana: But, why did she do that?

Jaune: Uhh… Jeanne?

Jeanne: She was an orphan who lost her family at a young age like so many others. So, she confessed to always wanting to be a mother, and having a family of her own one day when she grew up. When the swaps started happened she was one of a few people that was always kind to, Jaune so the two managed to bound. But, what really caused her to fall for you was that time you saved her on a mission. We were dealing with a bunch of bandits, and Rin was captured. They were about to… do things to her, when we swapped. I was trying to negotiate with them to get her back, but when we met up in the, ‘White Room,’ Jaune was there covered in blood. He told me she was safe, she was fine. Her clothes were a little torn, but she was safe. When I came back, she was standing before me with a faint blush on her face. I teased her relentlessly about her crush on, Jaune for months, until one day, after another swap, and meeting in the, ‘White Room.’ Jaune confessed to knocking her up. After that, she dropped out of, Beacon, me, and my team went home, and left her with you to help raise their child. She eventually grew up to become a exemplary huntress, and proud mother in her own right. Haaa… I miss them…

Juniper: You’ll see them, again, Jeanne. I know you will.

Jeanne: I know. I just don’t want to wait longer.

Thiriana: So she fell for, Jaune because he was the whole, ‘knight in shining white armour?’

Jeanne: Yes, but the beard, and wolf tail certainly helped.

Acheius: You grew a beard; Was it any good?

Jaune: Better than yours; It may have been an unkempt mess because I couldn’t shave it in years, but the ladies certainly liked it.

Acheius: Well, the lady certainly liked mine! Right dear~?

Juniper: No I…?!

Jaune: No she didn’t! If mom had a son you had to shave it off, that was the bet you two made, and thank gods you lost it!

Jeanne: Yeah, that thing was hideous.

Acheius: Y-You remember that…?!

Jaune: I remember it.

Jeanne: We both remember it…

Juniper: You you two were just born?! How can you remember that?!

Jeanne: Hell if I know.

Jaune: The gods are a punch of dicks, what more can we say about why this all happened.

Angela: Gods, don’t you mean goddesses?

Jaune: No… wasn’t this world run by two brother gods…?

Angela: No, the legends say it was run by two sister goddesses.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Well the moon’s still broken; so instead of a punch of gods who are massive dicks, they’re a bunch of bitches.

Angela: They broke the moon?!

Jaune: And, they’re assholes, moving on!

Jeanne: Any questions?

Juniper: Does anyone…?

Arc Family: No. I’m good. Too much to think about to ask really.

Juniper: Okay… I guess that’s it. We’ll just ask you if there’s anything we think about.

Jeanne: Okay, that’s fine…

Jaune: I guess that’s it. We’ll talk later. Family meeting adjured.

Luna: Wait! One question?

Jaune: Haa… And, what’s that?

Luna: What’s the next winning lottery numbers?!

Jaune: …

Jeanne: …

Arc Family: …

Luna: What?

Jeanne: All these fascinating things could, and did happen to us, and you want to know lottery numbers?!

Luna: Yes…?

Jaune: Haaa…

Jaune: 40-21-588.

Luna: Fuck yeah! See you guys latter, momma’s gonna become rich! Hahahaha!!!

Acheius: A-Are those seriously the winning lottery numbers…?

Jaune: Nope. I just wanted to mess with her.

Jeanne: Nice~!

Acheius: Oh, okay then…

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Ughhh… It’s done… It’s finally done!

I couldn’t finish this for weeks, but it’s finally done! Not my best, but it is done.

Enjoy~!

#rwby #jaune arc #jeanne arc #juniper arc #acheius arc #pyrrha nikos #roman torchwick #lie ren #winter schnee #rwby salem

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littlelewdmable · 1 year

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I remember you saying you would be open to lewd shark Jaune. could you write Weiss responces to finding out her lover has two dicks

Going to go more comedy than smut here, but you'll probably get some war of the roses action in the reblogs.

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Weiss: So how big is your penis?

Jaune: ...Why?

Weiss: I'm having bet with Blake and Yang to see who's boyfriend's penis is the largest.

Jaune: ...Why?

Weiss: Because they both need to be put in their place.

Jaune: ...Okay...

Weiss: So?

Jaune: Well, first... Penises.

Weiss: Pardon?

Jaune: I have two dicks.

Weiss: ...How?

Jaune: Well, I mean, sharks do. I'm a shark faunus.

Weiss: Are they... shark penises?

Jaune: No, they're regular human dicks. You either get two human dicks or a shark one. At least that's what my dad says.

Weiss: Are they vertically stacked or horizontally?

Jaune: Huh?

Weiss: Side by side, or one on top of the other.

Jaune: Side by side.

Weiss: Do you have four testicles as well?

Jaune: No, I've got normal balls.

Weiss: Can you ejaculate from both of them?

Jaune: Yeah.

Weiss: From one at a time?

Jaune: Nope.

Weiss: Are they both the same size?

Jaune: Pretty much the same size. Both about 10 inches.

Weiss: 10 inches!?

Jaune: Yeah.

Weiss: Pants off now! I'm calling Ruby.

Jaune: And there goes my afternoon.

#rwby #rwby smut #rwby shitpost #shark!faunus jaune #jaune arc #weiss schnee #whiteknight

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sir-adamus · 9 months

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in terms of like, visual story-telling, the characters in RWBY all having unique weapons is great short-hand for telling you about them

Ruby’s scythe - it’s big, over-the-top, loud, it showcases her exuberance and imaginative thinking because she has to accommodate for its size and difficulty to use, which is why she’s a good leader because she’s already good at thinking around problems and using what she has available to her advantage

or Jaune’s sword and shield - it starts fairly basic and he’s not good at using them because they’re not his yet, Jaune doesn’t know who he is, so his weapon is straightforward and generic. as he progresses and upgrades his equipment, the weapon changes to reflect him - the Mistral upgrades when he’s on a self-destructive spiral focusing more on brute force that ultimately proves to not be particularly effective, especially contrasting his Atlas upgrades, which allow him to finally address his lack of a landing strategy and expand the shield, showing him more comfortable in his role as support and protector. and then the Ever After degradation, showing how he’s stagnated because he’s not been able to move forward

and on the flip-side of that, the weapons that aren’t terribly unique also tell you a lot about the characters

Cardin has a mace. that’s it. it’s blunt, brute force and aggressive but it’s also boring as hell. he’s a one-note bully with nothing much to him once you get past the bravado

similarly, James Ironwood has a gun. and that’s it. his upgrades involve: more gun. and then bigger gun. brute force trading out for even bruter forceness. it demonstrates his complete lack of imagination and how he focuses solely on direct action (which is reflected in how every strategy of his is ‘swing my dick giant army at it’, and we see in volume 8 how being the leader of the world’s only standing military means jack shit when you’ve never had to fight a war, and for all he brags about how advanced Atlas is - because that’s all he cares about - he’s never thought to update their strategy for the new equipment. using formations meant for horses and muskets isn’t gonna do you much good with giant robots and laser guns my guy)

#RWB/Y

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dragonotaku-justineverything · 1 year

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Okay Jaune you gotta tell me.

Who is the roughest in bed between Harriet an Elm? Who makes you pass out quicker or breaks the bed faster Hmmmm?

I get too carried away sometimes with asks. 2900 words exactly with this one! Hope you enjoy! It's been a long time in the making.

Jaune felt his throat dry up with nervousness and fear as he was asked that question. His extreme nervousness was elevated because the two women in question were sitting right in front of him. The fear was from them staring at him without looking away, both expecting and waiting for him to answer as well.

Harriet was leaning back on the couch in front of him nonchalantly, arms resting on top of the back of the couch, and smirking at him. An expectant look was very present in her dark pink eyes. She had her left leg resting on top of her right knee, bouncing it a little bit while waiting for his answer.

Elm was also leaning back on the couch just like Harriet, but her chest was puffed out proudly. The look in her eyes was more eager than expectant. Her legs were also spread apart and taking up most of the remaining space on the couch.

And Jaune was sitting in an office chair in front of them, slowly rubbing his knees with his hands. Being under the gaze of the two Ace Operatives was making it much harder than it already was to answer the question.

"W-well..." Jaune cleared his throat to keep talking. "T-they're both... 'rough' in bed in some ways. H-Harriet..." Jaune stopped, looking at the smaller woman in front of him, basically asking if it was okay to keep talking. He just received a quick wink from her, and he guessed that was an affirmative. "She likes to g-go fast. Like, 'almost using her semblance' fast sometimes in bed. She doesn’t like to waste any time. She also makes me cum the fastest. I'd probably say that she makes me pass out the quickest just based on that alone..."

Harriet let a proud smile jerk the corner of her mouth upwards. She knew it, so did he, and so did anyone that overheard them fucking after a mission. Buuuut getting him to blush was still pretty fun~. "Come on Jaune, tell Elm the record."

Jaune felt a mix of arousal and unease fill his crotch and stomach as she said that. He swallowed hard before speaking. "R-record? W-what record?"

Harriet leaned forward, uncrossing her legs and placing her elbows on her knees. All while smirking deviously. "The record of how quickly I've made you shoot that big load of yours before~."

Jaune's ears and cheeks exploded in a red blush. He wanted to say nothing, but he also didn’t want Harriet trying to break said record anytime soon. “..F-forty-eight seconds...”

“Good boy~.”

While Harriet drank in how red Jaune was turning, Elm was getting a bit impatient. With a grunt, she sat forward too. “That’s all nice and good, but how many beds has she broken with you Jaune~?”

“T-two.”

Elm eyebrows raised up slightly in surprise. “Oh... I actually wasn’t expecting that.” Elm looked next to her at her teammate. “Color me impressed Hare.”

Harriet gave a slight shrug with her shoulders paired with a cocky smirk. “What can I say, he makes it hard to stop sometimes.”

“Oh I know he does.” Elm crossed her arms under her much larger chest and matched Harriet’s smirk with her own. “Let me know when that number gets up into the double digits though, then we’ll talk.”

Harriet sensed the challenge Elm was putting in front of her, it was hard to miss. So she met it head on like she always did with any challenge. “Is that so Elm?”

“Mmmhm. The quickest one to go was after only 30 seconds of me riding his dick after 20 minutes of foreplay~. I didn’t stop riding him though. Like you said, it’s hard to stop sometimes~.”

Harriet nodded in understanding. She had said it because it was true, so she couldn’t deny it. “It sure is~. So you got the roughest while I have the quickest. No surprise there, but we still have something to figure out.” Elm nodded in agreement with her teammate. “Oh Jaaaune~?”

Jaune gulped nervously as he felt a sense of danger creeping up on him. “Y-yes Harriet?”

Elm and Harriet showed amazing teamwork as they both leaned in, looking Jaune dead in the eyes as they said together, “Which one of us do you like more~?”

The danger was no longer creeping! The danger was now pretty well known! The danger was very prevalent! Jaune stuttered harder than he had during any point of the conversation. “I-I-I-I don’t think I can answer that...”

Harriet chuckled before she responded. “And why’s that~?”

“W-well… I don’t think i-it’s nice or fair to compare you two.”

Elm disagreed, “I think it is.”

Harriet was not far behind her. “I don’t mind.”

Jaune let out a little groan at the two women in front of him. Of course they would be fine with trying to find out who was ‘better’. Jaune mentally scrambled for a quick way out of this that wouldn’t end badly for him. After a few seconds of thinking, Jaune one more time. “Well... it isn’t a fair comparison, you two are so different.”

“But that’s not what we’re asking you. One of us is still better in bed right? At least one of us has to be better for you right~?”

Jaune silently cursed Harriet for reasoning it out that way. “Well… I-I still won’t answer. And you can’t force me to.”

At Jaune’s declaration, Harriet simply looked over to Elm, still smiling. “He’s avoiding the question, Elm.”

“Not much of a surprise really. We sort of knew he would try to.”

“Plan B then?

Elm smirked and nodded, licking her upper lip as she did. “Oh absolutely~.”

Before Jaune could interrupt or get a word out to ask what they were talking about, they jumped into action. Harriet rushed forwards at Jaune with her semblance activated, making a trail of electricity behind her as she lunged forwards. She landed right in Jaune’s lap in less than a second and quickly draped her arms over his shoulders. Jaune instinctively placed his own hands on her waist. His blush didn’t go down at all as he looked at Harriet. His wide, surprised eyes meeting her half-lidded, sultry ones.

Jaune was so enraptured with her gaze that he didn’t know Elm had moved as well until her big, firm hands rubbed along his upper arms. She chuckled right in his ear as hands moved down towards his chest, then suddenly pulled him back so that he was held against the back of the chair. He squirmed a little instinctively, but he didn’t have any leverage to get himself free, and he definitely wasn’t strong enough to overpower Elm.

Two gentle chuckles from both Ace Ops got Jaune back to reality. “U-uuuh… L-ladies? W-what are you doing!?” His voice was both alarmed and nervous.

Harriet leaned in closer towards Jaune’s face. “Helping you decide, Jaune. Elm and I have been talking a lot recently, and we have both been reeeeally wanting to know something.” At this point, Harriet had started rocking back and forth in Jaune’s lap, letting her toned butt push into his thighs rhythmically.”Who do you like doing it with more~? And we both think that since you can’t, or won’t, make a decision on your own, the best way for us to figure this out for ourselves is to compare how great we are in the sheets at the same time~.”

Elm mumbled in a low voice, “This is going to be so much fun~” from behind Jaune’s right ear before she gently began nuzzling that side of his neck. Her soft lips were dragging along Jaune’s warm skin and her nose was rubbing cutely side-to-side on every now and then on Jaune’s neck as well.

Jaune’s breath hitched instantly as he felt the pleasant tickling on his neck. Elm’s warm skin just lightly pressing against his own was sending shivers down his back. As the pleasant shiver passed, Jaune stuttered out, “Y-you two can’t be serious…”

“Oh as serious as a Grimm attack Jauney~.” Harriet’s hot breath went right in his left ear as she spoke. “I mean, unless you want us to stop that is. We’re not going to make you do this.” Despite what she was saying, Harriet kept rolling her hips on Jaune’s lap. Elm had also stepped up her game as well and was now lightly kissing different parts of Jaune’s neck, traveling all along the back and right side of exposed flesh. Elm’s big hands had also slid much lower. She was now rubbing his abs and toying with the hem of his hoodie.

“So what do you say Jaune~? Wanna find out with us?”

Harriet’s question registered in the blonds head, but the sensations he was being put under and the strange reality of the situation made him unable to answer right away. Then Elm’s hands went under his hoodie, now rubbing his bare stomach.

Harriet’s hands started playing with his hair.

Elm’s kisses turned into softly nibbling his neck.

Harriet’s mouth was still right next to ear… and she was purposefully still blowing into it with gentle breaths.

And then she licked his ear lobe!

It was all too much! He was just one man! How could he handle all of this!?

“W-wait! S-stop!”

Immediately at Jaune’s statement, Elm and Harriet had listened. They both stopped there teasing on Jaune, pulled their heads and hands back, and looked at him. Though Jaune was still reeling from what he’d just experienced, he could tell they were a little shocked and disappointed. He could see it on Harriet’s face and heard the smallest of whines behind him from Elm. Jaune hadn’t even meant to say that out loud! But now that he had, and both women had indeed kept their word and did as he asked. Despite not wanting to, they stopped in the middle of their teasing. Now they were both looking at Jaune, waiting for something else from him.

However, nothing came from him.

Harriet just looked down and sighed, before muttering, “Okay then, I guess not.” The smaller Ace op started to slide back, getting off of Jaune’s lap. Just as one foot touched the floor, Jaune’s hands on her waist tightened on her and kept her from moving farther away, catching Harriet a little by surprise once more.

She looked back up at Jaune and saw his massive blush was still there, but so were the pieces of a smile. Then as she was looking him in the eye, those pieces fully formed into a lopsided, excited grin!

“I-I meant… stop… because don’t you think the bed or the couch would give us some more room?”

Jaune was only one man. A man that despite the vast odds against him, wanted whatever heaven was going to happen and the consequences that came from it.

“Oh ho ho~! You little shit~!” Elm immediately was back into her previous levels of excitement. Her arms were wrapped back around the knight’s upper half again, one hand reaching up as she did so and cupped his chin to turn his head. When his head was turned far enough, Elm leaned her head over his shoulder and captured his lips in a searing kiss.

Their lips remained locked for several seconds, with Elm dominating his mouth the entire time. Her tongue easily pushed his back and she sucked on his upper lip as she pulled back, slowly pulling it with her. She let it go and watched as Jaune tried to keep moving his head towards her for more. “Hehehe, easy boy. Plenty more where that came from~. And I’m definitely paying you back for that little fakeout!” In a bit of a showy fashion, Elm spread her arms out and let go of Jaune.

Seizing the open, Harriet finished standing up off of Jaune’s lap. She grabbed his hand as she did and pulled him to his feet with her. She smirked as his head snapped to look forwards after he stumbled out of the chair. She caught his eyes as she led him over to the couch they’d been sitting on before. She saw a wild, reckless excitement in his sapphire gems, and it made all the more excited as well.

Jaune was basically flung into the couch and immediately felt hands pulling at his clothing after his butt hit the cushion. He did his best to help, though it was barely needed. Harriet and Elm got his clothes off easily enough and soon he had nothing on other than his socks, and a topless Harriet on his lap stroking his cock down between her thighs. Jaune’s lips trembled as he moaned under her smooth handjob.

“Elm, I see his mouth is still available. Do you want to take it?”

“Hell yes I do~.”

Jaune was guided, rather firmly, to the fall to the side by a set of hands and laid down on his back, and stared up at the exposed, wet pussy of Elm. And it was as beautiful as always.

“Are you ready to really test your skills Arc~?” Elm reached down and spread her lower lips for Jaune to see. Jaune dumbly nodded to answer her question. Elm smirked down at him as swayed her hips slightly, giving Jaune a tantalizing show. “Then open up my little knight~.”

Before Jaune could willingly do as he was told, a sudden gasp did the job for him as he felt a warm, soft mouth wrap around his cock. He had totally forgotten about Harriet, who seemed to be content staying low on Jaune and wrapping her lips around his shaft in a surprise assault. Jaune didn’t get a chance to let out another sound though as Elm lowered herself down and planted her pussy on his mouth, starting to rock herself on Jaune’s face.

The two women moaned as they finally began to have the fun they’d been waiting for since they sat down to question Jaune. Harriet bobbed her head up and down Jaune’s cock while having a hand stuck down her pants, rubbing her cunt over her underwear. Elm felt Jaune’s tongue work like magic as he explored every inch of her pussy that he could reach with it.

And Jaune was in absolute bliss experiencing it all. A pair of thick thighs resting around his head as he ate out the beautiful giantess Elm Ederne, and having his cock sucked at a perfect, fast pace by the gorgeous speedster Harriet Bree was incredible. Absolute heaven.

And Jaune’s heaven had only just started.

For nearly the next two hours, all three of them experienced pleasures they hadn’t tried before. Jaune being fucked in the amazon position by Elm as Harriet took her own ride on Jaune’s face. Her pussy muffled his moans as Elm dropped her pelvis down rapidly, making Jaune’s cock bottom out in her each time. Then they moved on to Jaune fucking Harriet in a doggy style as he made out with Elm. Or more accurately, Elm kissed him with a loving ferocity and wouldn’t stop while Harriet moaned and told Jaune to go harder.

Harriet and Elm even got handsy with each other in the heat of the moment. Harriet didn’t mean to grab Elm’s tit, but she’d admittedly hadn’t been looking as Jaune fucked Harriet on her side. And when the tall woman moaned as she had another make out session with Jaune from her sudden touch, she didn’t want to just stop. And it was only fair for Elm to return the favor by squeezing and rubbing Harriet’s ass while Jaune managed to fuck Elm in a mating press and was fingering Harriet next to them.

On and on it went between them. The two Ace Ops finding new favorite ways to fuck their lover, discovering some fun between themselves in the process, and Jaune doing his best to keep up.

And he did not disappoint at all, much to the ladies' joy~.

However, despite both of the women’s valiant attempts, Jaune never did reveal who he thought was better, no matter how much they pleased him and drained his balls. Simply because he was on the verge of passing out by the end of it. Eventually the Ace Op women did stop, as Jaune couldn’t keep going. Truthfully, they were getting a bit tired as well, but with the way they’d been trading off riding his cock and teasing other parts of his body they could have kept going much longer than Jaune.

So after Harriet dismounted Jaune’s dick when he finished pumping his final, much smaller load into her and Elm had moved their drained boy to a bed to lay down, Elm got in the bed behind him and hugged Jaune into her body. Harriet climbed into the bed as well and Jaune used his remaining strength to hold her from behind. As their knight immediately fell asleep, the two Ace Ops agreed to try and find out the answer to their question again, but at another time. Jaune certainly gave quite an impressive performance to the both of them when he was trying to outlast two sexy operatives~. He also certainly seemed to have the ability to improve even more.

After discussing that, they had also agreed that they could both add a broken couch to their records~.

#rwby #jaune arc #harriet bree #elm ederne #jaune x harriet #energizer #jaune x elm #hammer knight #jaune x elm x harriet #ask #smut story #non sfw #lemon #anonymous

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divinecomedyproductions · 7 months

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I think I also want to explain my big bias about romance in epics: a heavily opinionated thread

Keep in mind, I’m not trying to throw shade at any indie creators who do this, just trying to explain my style and why

I really don’t like “Star-Crossed” Lovers and “Love interest to be built up and killed off” tropes. Not sure I ever did honesty.

I get why they work, they just don’t work for me. Unless like Peter Parker they get another chance again.

And three franchises were the final straw for me, and what drove me to go indie along with being inspired by indie works of others

First it was RWBY the tragic end of Arkos and what I feared to be sane of Black Sun among others along with the doomed fate of Oscar Pine

I tried to express my distaste of it on tumblr on my past accounts and RWBY wiki discussion forum(big mistake, I know) and I regretted it so much

Never had I met a fanbase so arrogant, self righteous, and sanctimonious about this kind of stuff, going on how amazing these tropes and dark stories like RWBY initially seemed circa V3-Finale along with Madoka Magica and Akame Ga Kill were and sneering at anything even one shade lighter than that

They were either passive-aggressively judging and gaslighting me, or outright lecturing me

How a epic story that has Dork knight and a lonely warrior woman isolated by society crushing on him, or a unlucky moody girl and sunshine himbo, a doomed hero having a well earned happy ending, especially if it involved resurrection as a good thing was nothing but “pandering”, petty, and worthless and the preference of the weak and cowardly

Even one fan said “people don’t find that interesting, sorry.” And that another fan seemed to stated characters like Pyrrha and Jaune are only fit for tragic endings because “that’s the kind of character she is” both of which these fans spoke as these things were gospel, or they themselves had some kind of storytelling authority

Then I heard about Superman and Lois Lane getting married and having a kid and even Bruce and Selena getting hitched, until hearing both marriages get trashed along with a few others

Along with the defense Dan Didio gave

It was absolutely MADDENING to me

"Heroes shouldn’t have happy personal lives. They are committed to being that person and committed to defending others at the sacrifice of their own personal interests.

That’s very important and something we reinforced. People in the Bat family their personal lives basically suck. Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon and Kathy Kane. It’s wonderful that they try to establish personal lives, but it’s equally important that they set them aside. That is our mandate, that is our edict and that is our stand."

Like, these guys want to hopeful, but only in certain ways the pop-culture/literary ‘intellectuals’ deem acceptable as well as what they deem to be ‘interesting’ and what I had in mind did not only not qualify, it was seen as outright heresy

When I brought this up in my grievances with stories like RWBY, one holier-that-thou jerk supported it because

“Single Batman and Superman sells well”

After writing my preferences off as “pandering” and only for the likes such as Disney and Marvel,

The Self-Centered hypocrisy was staggering because what he said and his many followers were basically saying this;

“We don’t like it when your niche interest stuff is forced into our stuff, but when the case is in the reverse? We’re totally cool with that, and we hope it keeps happening.”

other fans said what I wanted was only for sitcoms, imposing themselves as gatekeepers of *epic storytelling itself*

From where I was standing, there is a growing hatred of couples in epics go through and making it and even getting married and having children, especially those of certain dynamics all under the guise of “hopepunk” and “The Greater Good.” Or whatever the term is now

Prattled on by conceited fandoms who in my opinion, have become a bunch of literary snobs who think way too highly of themselves

Who go around deciding what ways are legitimate “raised stakes” and “consequences”,

both which might I add are defined by their *own* standards,

along with their own preferences, especially fates for of certain kinds of ships and characters, which they flaunt as “objective” and above those of “the unwashed masses” in order to justify glorifying them as well as themselves for liking them

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Which then afterwards these fandoms pressure these standards onto aspiring writers such as myself or be exiled to sitcoms, romcoms, Disney, or Marvel.

Because it’s not “entitlement” if it’s directed at the peasants I guess.

That along with the fact their so insecure and discontent with just being different, they need to feel superior than others for their own preferences

Nor they can’t handle the idea somewhere out there there is story that have characters like the those of the stories they enjoy, but with a different outcome

All epic fiction, its characters, its settings, its themes, its use of its inspirations, the creator’s style needs to begin and end on terms of these self-appointed arbiters who, once again, try to justify by presenting their preferences, tastes, and “personal emotional beats” as objective and superior

And once again: I’m *NOT* saying creators who goes with the tragic romance route are bad or malicious, most of them are just doing their thing

This problem lies with sycophantic individuals among fandoms who appoint their chosen champion’s ways as law and act offended on their behalf, even though they never spoken to these creators personally nor did these creators asked them to pick up a sword in their name and are not held accountable for their behavior

And what’s worse, is that these groups imply epic stories where heroic couples get married and have families are allegedly incompatible outside of Disney or Marvel or else it ends up as terrible story

Which they will imply is the case for stories like DragonBall Z, Sword Art Online, and Naruto/Boruto

But when *their* way of doing things ruins a franchise like DC comics and people complain about it?

It’s the whining of unwashed masses or vocal toxic minority opposed to the enlightened few or informed majority

Because *their* way makes everything better and always will

It’s incredibly self absorbed and narcissistic

So that’s why I’ve been so keen on having my heroes find love, get married and having families. Especially ones who’ve been through so much sorrow.

I’m just weary of this and tired of fandoms telling me when I’m disappointed;

“It’s not for you” and implying “nothing should be for you and everything should be for us”

And I’m certain I’m not the only one who feels this way

You don’t have to share my personal tastes and distaste’s in story beats in epics, once again, I just want you guys to understand.

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 1 year

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Ok so I learned on a show that dolphins are basically dicks and bully other fishes. My question is did Jaune ever have a problem with them?

INSPIRATION HAS STRUCK! (and I also did a post about that)

Jaune is out in Vale with Ciel. Their having a nice time until ...

???: WELL WELL WELL! If it isn't our favorite little Sand-Shark!

Jaune: Oh God.

Twelve imposing figures of Several Dolphin Faunus, the leader seemingly an Orca, Stand behind our lovely set of Marine Faunus.

Ciel: Jaune, are you alright? Who are these People?

Jaune: Ugh, a soccer team from Home. A bunch of jerks. The big guy's name Orkinus Salaco.

Orkinus: Aw, C'mon Jauney! It's been, what, A year and a Half!

Orkinus: And You ain't got your Sisters to protect you now!

Ciel: Excuse me, I am Ciel Soleil, Jaune's romantic Partner, And I would appreciate us if you left alone. Any quarrels you have with him, kindly Stuff up your ass until a later date.

Orkinus: Oh, some mighty big words from someone so small. You look and smell like an Atlesian.

Ciel: I am. What about it?

Jaune: Ciel, Honey, let's just leave! They'll get bored if we ignore them!

Orkinus: Maybe you should listen to your waste of space Boy-Toy. You Sky-City Pricks only pick up Faunus for social points.

Ciel: ... Excuse me?

Jaune: Oh You Shouldn't have said that.

Ciel: You realize that there are Faunus in Atlas, yes? That I'm one?

Orkinus: Oh really? What kind?

Ciel: Fittingly to my name, a Seal.

Jaune: Orkinus, really, I suggest you leave!

Orkinus: Can it Janet! Alrighty then! You must be pretty Stupid to not realize how fights between Orcas and Seals go in the wild! *He flicks Her beret off of her head.*

Jaune: ... Orkinus?

Orkinus: What daffodil!

Jaune: If you were a nicer person I'd say I'm sorry for whats about to happen.

Ciel picked her hat off the ground, dusting it off gently, and returning it to it's place on her head as she began removing her gloves.

Ciel: Before I do what I plan on doing, I will tell you your mistakes.

Ciel: One. You Disrupted my schedule.

Ciel: Two. You insulted My Boyfriend and I.

Ciel: Three. You've forgotten we aren't in Nature.

Ciel slashed her claws against his face, Furred arms and partially webbed fingers on full display. A Rocket Locker slammed into the ground between Her and the Prick. She pulled out her weapon, a large Flame thrower-esque contraption, with several moderately sized Dust containers of various colors.

Setting a gauge to Gravity dust, a dark cloud of weightless vapor pooling around the bully, causing him to float.

Spinning, Ciel Switched the Weapon into a Hammer form, knocking Orkinus into a build across the street. It collapsed into a Full Arm gauntlet with a nasty looking Drill on the end, Revving it to intimidate the remaining jerks.

Ciel: His fourth and Final mistake was deciding not to run!

Ciel: Don't Make the Same Mistake.

The Remaining Dolphins ran like their live depended on it.

Jaune: Well. Now we have Paperwork to fill out as for why the Locker was launched.

Ciel: I'm well aware. You'll help me won't you~

Jaune: Yeah. Of course I will.

Orcas also fuck with Seals and Sea Lions, and are dolphins despite the name "Killer Whale."

I'm glad I Wrote (Sh)Arc en Seal before this. Ciel is also a Non-Character, and therefore free real estate.

#rwby #jaune arc #ciel soleil #arc en ciel #shark!faunus jaune #seal!faunus ciel #asks and answers #rwby shitpost #also yes the Bullies are a Dndaddies reference #paybackcity1

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reashot · 4 months

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Have you ever thought about an au where Jaune is a wolf faunus and Ruby is a dog faunus?

When I look back, Jaune may have the appearance of a dog, but acts more like a wolf. I mean, he's the only one in the group who goes for a kill blow when an enemy is down.

Ruby has the appearance of a wolf, but she acts more like a dog. Being a silver eyed warrior, she is meant to preserve life. The worst she's done to a person was cut off Tyrian's tail.

If you did make this AU, I can see the relationship being that Ruby playfully dominates Jaune.

The Pupper and Woofy.

Wolf Jaune: I'm on a hunt. I'm hunter, a proud warrior like my father and his before me and I have my prey on sight...

Sheep Cruz: Baaaa..... (Oh no. 💕I hope no handsome blonde wolf attack and ravish me from behind. That would be so bad if it happens. *giggle*😋)

Jaune: Target located, ready to pounce and... Strike.

Cruz: Oh No!!! I'm about to be eaten by the big bad dic..... I mean wolf! Whatever should I do? 🤤

Dog Ruby: Have no fear for I am here! Get to safety you dumb sheep I will gladly put myself in harm's way to safe you! Go ahead wolf. Eat me but please leave the dirty sheep alone!

Cruz: Tsch! (Get a clue you dumb bitch!)

Jaune: Ehh.... What is happening?

Ruby: You heard me. Eat me. Ravish me, devour me (sexually) with your mouth... (Then your dick afterward.)

Jaune: I think I better go...

Ruby: Oh no you don't! Get back here and finish me! Mama wanted her climax!!!

Jaune: *runs away*

Cruz: No!!!!

Ruby: My Wolf D!!!!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #dog faunus ruby #wolf faunus jaune #jessica cruz #sheep faunus cruz #traffic knight #emerald knight

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juanarc-thethird · 4 months

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Ha! Who is the fool now?

Weiss and Bleiss are in the same room "studying". Weiss reviews today's class notes, while Bleiss… Um… polishes a certain skill.

Bleiss: *Sucking a dildo* *Slurp!* *Slurp!* *Slurp!* *Gawk!* *Gawk!* *Gawk!*

Weiss: Could you please stop your obscenities for just one day?!! I try to study!

Bleiss: I am also studying! Do you think this talent appears overnight?! No!

Weiss: As if it would be useful to have such a talent. You're a fool if you think that would help you one day.

Suddenly, the door to the room is kicked open. Nora appeared with a somewhat sick Jaune in her arms.

Nora: Help! A poisonous Grimm bit Jaune's dick! We have to get it out now!!

Bleiss looks at Weiss with a big cocky grin.

Weiss: Ugh! Do what you want, I'm leaving.

Bleiss: You don't have to tell me twice~💕

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ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma · 7 months

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wotw round 1

propaganda under the cut!

tim drake:

He's a sarcastic 17yo superhero who can go toe-to-toe with big league villains, but fandom loves writing him as a traumatised 10 year old for some reason.

Tim Drake as fanon knows him does not exists, he is not some simple all times sad boy who feels like his family doesn't think he belongs and wants to kick him out at all times, or who's so broken up over his favorite Robin Jason wanting to murder him (untrue) but it's fine he forgives him

Hes not some weak human recluse who only drinks coffee and doesn't take care of himself and has 0 friends (*he's literally one of the most social heroes in DC/Batman with a big team and so many connections and ugh)

Fandom took his characterisation from Red Robin (that has been stated multiple times *within* the comic to be very extreme/out of the deep end for him) and thought it applied to everything. They not only mischaracterize him but also all if his relationships or shift their importances around, making Dick and Tims relationship mean nothing while leaning everything on Tim and Jasons (nonexistent) one. Jason and Tim have a very different relationship to the one fandom always portrays them as and the common enemies to caretaker trope just undermines all of Tim's abilities So yeah to sum it up: They turn him unto a depressed boy with 0 friends or any good relationship who's been abused by his parents and co who's unsure of his standing in anything and just very delicate and breakable with no regards for his own health, ignoring the many many comics stating otherwise

cinder fall:

This has much more to do with the fandom than the show, which handles her backstory and character fine. The fandom likes to woobify Cinder by acting like she's some confused brainwashed girl who just needs a little love to become a good person and abandon the villains' cause. See, I see nothing wrong with making Cinder more sympathetic in fics, but canonically she's 1. A grown woman who's willingly joined and followed Salem, the main villain, for years 2. A murderer who killed dozens of people directly and arranged an attack on a famous school tournament, killing hundreds of peeople in the process (many were also students). Cinder isn't some poor traumatised baby, she's got trauma but her anger and lack of empathy are a huge part of her personality - it's a disservice to her character to ignore that. There's a section of the fandom that likes to ship Cinder with Jaune, one of the heroes, which is also part of her woobification and frankly weird- she killed his girlfriend Pyrrha. Straight up burned her into ashes in cold blood. If she gets a redemption arc, that's fine, but as it stands let Cinder be an evil badass lady! She should kill more people, in fact!

#tim drake #dc comics #cinder fall #rwby #tournament poll #wotw #round 1

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Oobleck: Now Ms.Arc what is the name of the island where the white fang headquarters are

Jeanne: Its M-Jaune: NO YANG I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG OF A DICK THE MALE YOU HAS THAT IS NOT SOMETHING GUYS TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT AND EVEN IF WE DID I DID'NT HAVE A OPPORTUNITY TO ASK BECAUSE I WAS ATTACK REMEMBER

Class:......

Jaune: I'm just gonna go walk around to clear my head because in my world we didn't have school today and hopefully not get jumped and you 5 (P RWBY) fuck off and die good day

Time to Swap Out

Oobaleck: And, after the, Faunas Wars were concluded, the worlds decided to give the, Faunas their own land; Ms. Arc.

Jeanne: Yes, Professor?

Oobalek: What is the name of the island that the faunas founded?

Jeanne: It is the island of M…

Jaune: FOR THE LOVE OF GODS, YANG?!! I did not ask what the dick size of your male counterpart is? Why the fuck would I ask that?! Guys don’t talk about that kind of shit!?! And, I was too busy running away from them, because they we’re trying to KILL ME?!!

Oobaleck: …

Jaune: What?!

Jaune looks around, and sees he’s in the middle of, Professor Oobaleck’s class.

Jaune: Eh? Why am I in, Professor Oobaleck’s class… we have class off to… oh… That’s why…

Jaune looked around saw some familiar faces: familiar faces he did not what to see.

Jaune: Oh… I’m back here again… Fuck…

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Jaune: So, yeah. You’ll be filling out the rest of time in detention when you get back.

Jeanne: Because you interrupted his class?

Jaune: No, I think it was because of the fact I got in a fight with, Pyrros.

Jeanne: Eh?! Why did you do that?!

Jaune: Oh, same reasons as last time. “Where is my, Angel!” Punch. “Tell me where she is!” Whack. “Ahh my groin!” Thud.

Jeanne: You punched him in the nuts?!

Jaune: The closest an, Arc is ever gonna get to ‘em.

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Pfft!

Jaune: Are you laughing?

Jeanne: N-No! I’m not laughing!

Jaune: So, what was it like in my world for you?

Jeanne: Well… I said I preferred waffles to pancakes to, Nora. She tackled me to the ground, and tried to choke me…

Jaune: Pfft! Hahaha! Oh, that’s, Nora alright!

Jeanne: Honestly if it wasn’t for, Ren, and Pyrrha, I thought I was still in my world with my same, Nora.

Jaune: In my world she said that she was a… multiversal constant?

Jeanne: Yeah, something like that.

Jaune: Yeah, I only partially understood that, and I don’t want to understand the rest of it.

Jeanne: Same.

Jaune: Did they get, Nora off of you? I don’t want to return to, Nora chocking me out.

Jeanne: Eventually… I think they were letting her get at me for all the trouble I’ve caused you.

Jaune: That’s…! Plausible…

Jeanne: Yeah, I don’t think people like seeing me in your world.

Jaune: They certainly don’t like me.

Jeanne: Yeah… I’m going to try, and fix that.

Jaune: Really, why?

Jeanne: Why? Don’t you want to improve the relations between you, and my team RWBY?

Jaune: Well, I would prefer not to be attacked on sight by them. But, considering our last parting was me telling them to, ‘fuck off.’ I don’t believe in your odds of improving our relationships.

Jeanne: Well, I can try, can’t I?

Jaune: Well, you can try, but does that mean that you’ll…?!

(SPLAT!)

Nora: Haha! Take that, Jeanne!

Ren: Uhh… Nora?

Nora: Our, Jaune-Jaune would have dodged that! For he is the superior Team Leader!

Pyrrha: Here’s a towel, Jaune.

Nora: Now suffer, Hahahahaha!

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: Ahahahah-Jaune?

Jaune: Hi, Nora…

Nora: You swapped just as soon as I threw the pie…

Jaune: Yep. You would have gotten her with that pie, Nora. She didn’t know that was coming, if she did she would have told me that was coming.

Nora: Sorry…

Jaune: Nahh, its okay. She would have gotten a kick out of it.

Pyrrha: Are you okay, Jaune.

Jaune: …

Jaune: I’m with you guys, so everything is fine.

Pyrrha: Ahh, that’s good to hear!

Jaune: Shame about the pie though.

Pyrrha: Yeah, I wanted to have that too.

Nora: All you have to do is lick some off of him if you still want some~!

Pyrrha: NORA?!

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #pyrrha nikos #bartholomew oobleck #yang xiao long #fem jaune

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doomatnight · 8 months

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Ren officially takes over the role of leader of team jNPR after Jaune proves how weak he is. Nora and Pyrrha rewarding their new leader and praising him while ignoring Jaune.

He is smarter, calculating, calm, capable, and caring.

Ren is a true huntsman, honoring the memory of his father by working his butt off to get into Beacon and train to be the best that he can be as a huntsman.

Meanwhile Jaune is a clueless loser who had to fake his way in despite having nepotism of his family legacy.

Plus Ren has a big dick

Jaune has a tic tac

The choice for Nora and Pyrrha was obvious

#lwde #rwby smut #rwby lemon #rwby nsft #nsft /#doomlewd.txt #jaune arc #lie ren

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palaceofpassion · 11 months

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Yo, as an author how do you handle overly harsh criticism. And the kind that seems to bash your story instead of giving you genuine feedback?

Do you just ignore it or address it because I think it might harm my story. Thanks

I mean if it's actual criticism then I take it and roll with it. If it's someone attempting to be a fucking dick for the sake of it, or talking about Clown Ruby fucking and raping others, then I delete it and move on with my day.

By the way, that last one isn't a joke, there is a actual psychopathic person, who loses their shit at the smallest thing.

So you kind of get used to it.

Edit: A big thing I get is how I write Jaune. There are people that get upset that I write him more emotional and grounded vs say as a shounen protagonist who can kick everyone's ass.

I tend to mock those, especially if they get pissed off that he has a shield for some reason.

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razorblade180-heated · 1 year

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Dream

[haha, Smut]

Life was evil! It always has been! Everyday, Yang strived to be a good person who listens to their friends and respected their boyfriend. Right now that second part was really hard, literally. Her relationship with Jaune had been pretty calm and steady; a wonderful piece of consistency in their chaotic lives. However, chaos creeps up in unexpected ways. This time it was pressing against her butt as Jaune big spooned her in bed.

Now Yang was pretty open when it came to things of sexual nature. She’d typically be the first person to say a cheeky innuendo or tease the poor boy with her flirtatious demeanor, and he’d always take it in stride despite the two of them not actually having sex with each other yet. It’s not like it was off the table. Jaune was pretty frank with her about not being that experience and no matter how she acts, Yang wasn’t well versed herself. Outside of pleasing her own needs and one person in her final year of combat school, Yang was pretty innocent. It’s why taking things slow with Jaune wasn’t a big deal. Kissing and a bit of intense foreplay had been all. Until now.

Now when Yang hilariously mentioned they should do No Nut November, she didn’t think he’d say okay. Pink blush and stuttering was all she wanted but instead she got an actual challenge. Not particularly because she needed constant relief, but because Jaune’s body had been really eager recently whenever they went to bed.

“How could a boy be fast asleep and raging hard at the same time!?” She thought, flustered from the way it twitched.

Any movement from her only made the heat against her butt throb and Jaune hold her closer. She wasn’t sure of Jaune’s sexual habits but the fact this had never been a problem before November meant he had to have been getting off every so often. It’s only been several days! Yang could feel her face getting hot. Now way anyone could sleep in this situation. Truthfully she was willing to fail the challenge in a heartbeat. The distressing problem was being literally in the arms of what drove her desires.

Could she try wiggling out? Nah, wiggling sounded bad for a variety of reasons. Yang didn’t want to just wake him up. Jaune deserved his rest and she didn’t want to have a conversation about his dick making her want to play with herself. Even Yang isn’t that carefree. It seemed like she was trapped. A weak attempt to break free only made her breath hitch as Jaune’s arm pulled held her waist firmer, his breath hitting her nape. God she needed a moment to herself! That’s when a dangerous thought crossed her mind. In a way…she was by herself right now.

Dark red blush spread across her face. No, no, no, what was she thinking? That would be crazy, and yet the idea played with her head and made her legs a little weak. It’s not like Jaune would notice, and her shorts were easy enough to work around.

“Am I really thinking about this!?” Yang screamed to herself internally. Despite her reluctance, her right hand was already making moves, sliding under her waistband and grazing the hood of clit. Guess she was well passed the thinking stage. Gentle, she lowered her hand slowly between her lips before curling her middle finger slightly and pulling back up.

A deep exhale left her nose as she repeated the process. Yang bit down on her bottom lip, stunned by her own immense warmth that surrounded her finger and made it grow increasingly wet. She had only just begun, yet her body was wanting. Maybe Weiss was little bit right about her being a bit of a perv? Nothing wrong with that! She was only this hot and bothered because of her own boyfriend!

Speaking of which, his scent wasn’t making things easy on her. He really was so close. Yang tried keeping a calm pace but did so in vain. Her hips pushed into him, feeling his length press hard against her thin shorts, and sway Yang into slipping her finger inside her. A long, satisfying tension crept up her back as she rubbed against her walls, dragging her first knuckle up against the top as if she was using her finger to call someone over.

“Nngh~” her voice leaked out. She but down harder on her lip to control herself better as she sped up her progress, pumping her finger faster as she closed her eyes. All she could think about was the growing heat against her. If only she could have him. This would feel much hotter, stronger even. The thought of his hips moving roughly against her made her mind stir. Her fingers couldn’t compare. Not when he felt so hot, heavy, and-

“Aaanngh~” Yang snapped back to reality and covered her mouth in fear. The bed creaked at Jaune began to move. “Shit! That was too loud.” Yang remained stiff as a statue with her right hand just outside her entrance as Jaune kept moving. Maybe he was still asleep?

“Yang?”

Nope! His voice was still filled with sleep. Yang stuck to her guns by remaining perfectly still.

Sleepy or not, Jaune wasn’t blind. Even in their dark room, the bright red embarrassment on Yang’s ears told him that she couldn’t have been asleep. He was about to sit up when a sway of his hips caught his attention. Now it was his turn to blush. Jaune could feel his full erection pressed heavily against Yang’s ass. Not only that but subtle difference in the shorts being bunched up, exposing even more of herself than normal. Was she….nooo. Unless…

“Yang?” He whispered, pulling her closer against him. All she did was gasp softly and remained facing away. “……..”

A few seconds felt like an eternity before Yang felt his hold on her lessen. “Oh thank goodness.” She exahaled silently. Her mind wrestled with the idea of continuing but maybe after he fell deeper into sleep? Yang slowly tried to move her right hand up out of her shorts when a sudden breeze hit her. A tug on her shorts moved fabric over to the side and Yang’s body jolted as something long and incredibly hot press in between her thighs and rub up against her mound. Her fingers brushed up against the tip of Jaune’s now wet cock as he pressed into her.

Her entire body temperature increased. Jaune’s free hand came over into the side of her tank top to grab a handful of her tit, squeezing it lightly as he pulled his hips back before thrusting forward again. Yang’s jaw was left open as breathless moans came out. Was this real!? Jaune was grinding against her.

Yang did a terrible job pretending to be sleep. Not only was she incredibly wet with her hand still in her shorts, but despite her conviction, her hips betrayed her by pressing into him as he rubbed up against her immense heat. Yet neither spoke to each other, feigning ignorance to each other’s actions. They were both asleep, this is just…instinctual.

Yang melted from Jaune fondling her boobs and teasing her pussy. Slowly the rhythm grew as they got in sync and the inner part of her thighs became wet with her arousal. The way the length traveled from tip to the base against her made Yang shudder. Her back began to arch and waited to feel the tip again before swaying her but, rubbing the swollen head near her entrance; the both of them panting like beasts. Yang didn’t want a tease. She wanted the entire thing, and Jaune couldn’t refuse, shoving it all in at once.

Yang felt her head go blank. Her voice came out between the gaps of her fingers as she let out a long, seductive moan as a rush of pleasures ran up her spine. If Jaune wasn’t aware she was awake, he definitely knew now.

The blonde boy grit his teeth as Yang squeezed down on him and trembled. The molten feeling that surrounded him made him crave her harder. He let go of her chest and held her waist as he started thrusting as Yang still dealt with her own orgasm.

She bit down on the sheets, whimpering and whining as Jaune used her recklessly, yet it felt wonderful. The tension building inside of her was begging for it as he reached deeper than she ever could, rubbing places kissing new spots that made her legs twitch as he fucked her sensitive hole. Yang wasn’t even sure if her first climax had completely subsided with how Jaune was treating her. All she cared about was focusing on her breathing while their bed creaked and the sounds of his hips slamming into her got increasingly wet. Now she was glad to be turned away from his view. Yang couldn’t imagine the look on her face.

“He’s…not stopping~” Yang wasn’t trying to hide her noises at this point, letting Jaune gladly hear just how he was making her feel as he hollowed her out. His body pressed against her back and his heavy breaths tickled her bright red ears. Yang couldn’t stop herself from grounding her ass up against his thrusts, earning a low grunt that only served to fuck her harder as his cock throbbed against her deepest spot. Yang felt a lump on her throat form. She briefly stopped biting the sheets and said softly…

“I want it~”

Those three little words must’ve broke something in Jaune, because Yang yelped as he delivered three of his strongest thrusts yet into her before a wave of hot seed flooded her insides. Jaune’s hand kept her butt right up against him as more kept pumping into her trembling body that squeezed out all he had to offer. After a few precious moments, their bodies finally stopped moving.

Hot and sweaty, Yang did her best to regain composure while her body felt Jaune pull out slowly. She buried her face into the pillow from a mix of pleasure and pure embarrassment as she felt the blend of their lust drip onto her leg. Yang was beginning to think she wasn’t as open as she thought, because no way in hell could she tell anyone about this in confidence!

“Nora would have a field day.”

Caught up in her head again, Yang was brought back to reality as Jaune sat up and removed the covers on top of them before turning her onto her stomach. Yang’s eyes grew wide.

I’m in darkness, the light glow of Yang’s hair gave everything the man wanted to see as he silently stared at her body. The way her torso was perfectly toned, sculpted by her training. His hands traced the outline of her body, slowly going lower and pulling her shorts down to her calves. His heart began pounding again seeing Yang’s plump rear be slightly red all thanks to him. His right hand gave her a firm squeeze before spreading her open to see his gift slowly dripping out of her aching core. That’s when he got a pleasant surprise when Yang’s back began to arch, her hips raising up to meet his rigid cock once again and rub her pussy against it. Jaune couldn’t believe any blood manage to reach his face for it to feel this hot. He looked at Yang who still refused to look at him and was quite. Just bright red ears attached to a redder face.

Yang clung to that pillow mercilessly, feeling a familiar pressure start to slowly pry herself with stopping. “Aaaannhh, Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh~” her hips felt numb as he bottomed her out, making their previous mess even messier as it coated his length and pushed more out down her legs. Yang felt both of Jaune’s hands hold onto her hips tightly when his hips pulled away, before pulling her body in close as he thrusted back in; every muscle tightened up and her heart fluttered in a way she never thought possible. It was going to be a very a long night.

xxxxxx

With morning here and coffee in hand, Yang stared into the brew blankly with last night’s events on repeat in her mind. She had no idea when it ended. All she knew was eventually she woke up to him holding her like he did from the start! The only thing keeping Yang from thinking it was a dream was the lack of clothes and the blissful ache between her legs that made getting downstairs incredibly trying. If Yang had to predict their first time, she could’ve imagined plenty of scenarios, but none that involved basically no speaking!

“He really fucked me speechless…” she muttered, blushing again. Technically she started the situation and wasn’t even mad at it. But like….damn. Yang never imagined Jaune had all that in him. Figuratively and oh so literally.

Footsteps from above made Yang stand up straight and almost knock over her coffee on the counter. Jaune came down and within the half a second they made contact, they both immediately looked away. Both of them definitely were still on the same wavelength. Jaune made his coffee then put himself in the opposite corner of the kitchen to sip his drink.

…………….

This was torture. Someone had to end it.

“Sleep well?” Jaune said, slightly higher pitched than he would’ve liked.

“I did. Had a…dream.”

“A dream? Heh, care to talk about it?”

“Uuuhhh let me get back to you on that.” Yang took a long sip. Damnit! He set it up for her and she just couldn’t knock it down!

“I uh, I had a dream too. A really good one in fact.”

“Oh…” her heart was fluttering again. “Cool. Me too; my dream I mean. It was….wonderful.”

Jaune smiled into his drink. “Good, I’m glad. Maybe…we’ll have more good dreams.”

Yang stood in silence briefly to think of her words, before putting her coffee far to the side. The bruiser took a deep, slow breath. “Wouldn’t mind a daydream.”

Jaune blinked twice. Did he understand that right? He finally looked at Yang to see her red in the face and still avoiding his direct gaze. He put down his drink and started walking.

Yang didn’t know how but each stepped was in rhythm with her heart. Right up to the point he stood in her way. Yang finally looked at him, more bashful than she’s ever been, as he put his arms around her body again to lift her onto the counter top. Yang placed her arms on his shoulders and leaned into a passionate kiss before leaning back.

“Don’t remember that in the dream.” Yang smiled, “Not that I’m complaining.” She kissed him again, longer this time. Both held each other closely and couldn’t help but Yep as she felt something rub against her again. Yang had a feeling this dream was gonna be better than the last.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby dragonslayer

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