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rainofthetwilight · 2 days

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''I can feel the gong resonate inside me'' hey wouldn't that mean cinder also felt kai's rising dragon technique resonate insi-

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #crossfireshipping #levi's shitposts #I'M SORRY 😔#this was funnier in my head tho ngl

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rengokussy · 1 month

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Levi would for sure be the kind of guy to use his scars and injuries to mess with kids.

“How did you lose your eye?”

“I didn’t listen to my mother”

“Why are you missing fingers?”

“This is what happens when you don’t eat your veggies”

#I think he’d hate to keep the reputation of humanity’s strongest soldier post war #levi ackerman #snk #aot #my post #shitpost

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l3viat8an · 10 months

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*Games night in Levi’s room*

Mammon: Damn this game is crazy!

MC: Crazy?

MC & Levi:*In perfect sync* I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy?-

Mammon: What the fuck is wrong with you two????

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lyrichi · 3 months

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mc, randomly at dinner: how do y'all feel about demon slayer

luci: demon what?

mc, taking a bite of rice: slayer

asmo: slay

levi: I wanna be a demon slayer :(

satan: levi, you are a demon

levi: owee :((

#I find it kinda funny #that uh #some of my fav media is centered around demons :/#um #levi goin oweh is suppose to be like the sad but deranged noise ppl make #how the fuck do you make that into letters #UH #ok #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #yeah

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astaroth1357 · 11 months

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If MC shouts one of the brothers names' loud enough in the Devildom, they will hear it and run right to them like it's an emergency.

Lucifer and Mammon are the fastest getting there.

Levi and Belphie are the slowest.

Beel and Satan will just cut a straight path to wherever MC is, even if they have to bust through walls and throw people to get there.

And Asmo never shows up alone. He'll always tell whoever he's with that MC needs help so he shows up with up to 10 guys as backup.

#blonde twink in a sweater busts through your living room like the Koolaid man #blink and Mammon's already punching a bystander in the face #asmo shows up with the whole posse and brings the knives #levi and belphie are useless don't bother #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me headcanons #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me shitpost

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meekesthero · 1 month

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conjoured this up real quick

#my mc the one asking btw... just forgot to draw em...#mc clove never gives him a break #obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #om! leviathan #my art #my art stuff #obey me art #obey me shitpost #shitpost art #shitpost

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notcreative360 · 1 month

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Mammon: *Running around the house like a madman*

Lucifer: *Catches Mammon* What did you do this time?

Mammon: MC is sick!!

Lucifer: They wh-

Levi: I GOT THE MEDICINE!

Beel: I have the soup!!

Mammon: TAKE IT ALL TO MC, NOOOOWW!!

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sakura-chan-25 · 1 year

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How the brothers enter MC's room

We all know that NO ONE in this demon-filled household really knocks, but how exactly do they enter MC's room? Do they knock and just walk in? Do they throw the door open? Here's some of my headcanons of how each of the brothers enter MC's room:

Lucifer:

Knocks and enters without waiting for an answer

Like a parent

Probably entered MC's room while MC was in an awkward position once

Now he knocks and waits for a few seconds before entering

Still doesn't really expect an answer though

Mammon:

Just barges in like a madman

Awfully loud when doing it, too

Definitely lost the door handle once and now there's a hole in the wall

Covered it up with a poster of him that was in a majolish magazine

Leviathan:

Knocks but it's so quiet

Opens the door really slowly too

Nervously peaks his head in, asking if he can come in

He needs to show you something, MC. Let him in.

Although he already is halfway in the room

Satan:

Knocks and enters after a few seconds

If he's excited though, he'll just barge in

For example that one time he had to tell MC about that new book he started reading

Which they should read too btw

It's really good, MC. You really should give it a try, MC.

Asmodeus:

Just barges in like a (pretty) madman #2

You can hear them already in the hall before he barges in

The safest option would be to already open the door for them

Be ready for a lot of high-pitched squeals if you do that

Beelzebub:

The only one who respects privacy

Knocks & waits for a GODDAMN ANSWER

Sometimes messages MC before standing in front of their door

Letting them know beforehand like the sweetheart he is

Unless he's hangry

Belphegor:

Just walks in

Super quietly too

Poor MC had a heart attack when they came back from their bathroom

And suddenly their supposed to be empty room had a sleeping cow in the bed

A/n: They'll never learn... Oh, well. I hope you enjoyed and have a good day/night! :D

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me brothers #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me mc

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ur-dad-satan · 2 months

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I headcannon that none of the brothers are actually scrawny or anything like that. Like obviously Beel is buff as fuck, but I also feel like Luci and Mam are buff too (Luci just covers it up) I feel like Sat and Asmo are lean but kinda muscular. Not too much for their own reasons. And then Belphie and Levi? Sleeper builds. Like they don't look muscular until they take off their shirts or flex. Levi's shy about it but the first time MC saw him shirtless, they drooled and the same happened with Belphie and NO ONE can change my mind.

#obey me shitpost #obey me brothers #obey me crack #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie

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tsukii0002 · 2 years

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Imagine Mc being fascinated by the demon form of the brothers. For this reason, they usually collect the feathers, the scales of tails and wings or the bits of dead skin of the horns that the brothers leave around the house. And finally, they keep this things carefully in a little box in their room.

When the brothers find out, I imagine the different posibles scenarios. Maybe, this seems gross to the demons, like wtf human? Who keeps those things? Or maybe this is like courtship behavior between demon, like the ones that birds and other animals have. In this last situation the brother are like "oh". And then, one of them be like:

"wait, which of us is they courting?... They are trying to form an harem??!!!!"

Meanwhile Mc is happily observing their treasures: "wow this scale looks like a hexagon"

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