Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused
Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys
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Miles Kane and his band - 07.08.2023
(via: liamtooon)
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giant pacific octopus when they see a shart: Mm mmm
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The assailant used a hammer, according to the Associated Press. Pelosi suffered blunt force trauma to his head and body and was being treated for bruising, severe swelling and other injuries, according to the AP.
San Francisco police officers responded to the Pelosi residence at approximately 2:27 am, according to a spokesperson. San Francisco Police Chief Bill Scott will provide more details Friday.
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit
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