#only in the batfam

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Jason, texting : *Sends a voice message* Bruce, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Jason: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *Later* Bruce: *Presses play* Jason's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

#jason being jason #bruce has had enough #bruce #bruce wayne #jason todd wayne #jason wayne #jason todd #jason #incorrect batfamily quotes #only in the batfam #batfamily #Bat Family #BatFam #bat

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

#tim and damian started with black capes that are only yellow on the outside #and they’re still very good obvious they’re all bats #but its not quite the same #jason todd #dc #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batman #bruce wayne

[melmov]

Batboys profiles

#just some practice #doodles #pls don’t expect this from me ever again I can only do good profiles and nothing else #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #batfam #batfam fanart #batkids #batdad #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #dc #dc comics

[qweenofurheart]

he’s the only nineteen year old alive who can pull off that stupid ass outfit. also i think im onto something with the pink pants..

#the bottom image is an abandoned wip of jason and tim getting mcdonalds (tim was brought against his will) #the way i draw him is def inspired by the one and only mammutblog ☝️ #they draw him so well 🥲 #jason fans…im with u #my art #batfam #batfamily #batman #batman comics #batfam fanart #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #dc comics #red hood #red hood fanart #jason todd #jason todd fanart

[mysterycitrus]

he’s a silly guy

#jason todd #dick grayson #dc comics #batfam #anti batfanon #mart #this is my final word on the subject and only becuz it’s funny

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Batkids calling Bruce when they need him.

Dick gets arrested for underage drinking call my dad now he's not in the slightest scared but he wants his dad. Bruce who already got bail done and is wrapping Dick in a blanket.

Jason crashes a car already on the phone with Bruce who is speeding to him.

Tim is falling asleep at the office and wants to go home dad please pick me up. Waking up tucked in Bruce's bed.

Damian gets in a fight at school you call my father right now. He suspended but Bruce hugs him on the way out.

Cass standing face to face with David Cain the man who should have been her father but isn't but before she can scream for Bruce she's wrapped in his cape.

Duke calling Bruce because the kids at school have never been nice to a kid from the wrong side of the tracks and getting ice cream just because.

Stephanie just calling Bruce to talk knowing no matter how busy he is there will be time for her.

Babs who even though Jim Gordon is a great man after a nightmare about the joker only wants one man. Bruce running in the middle of the night to her door. Wrapping his batgirl in his arms.

Kids who aren't afraid to call Dad. He wont be mad he wants them to call. To know he will drop everything to get to his boys, or his girls. Scared birds shouting for the big bad bat and he comes running.

#good dad bruce wayne #protective dad #tim drake #batfamily #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne #bamf batfamily #batfam #Bruce is only a phone call away #he always answers

[violent138]

While I'm sure bad guys in Gotham have learned over time that the Bats don't kill, that even after bashing your teeth in they'll flag down an ambulance or dump you unceremoniously at the ER, it's still a shaky trust.

One that is easily shaken seeing a child wielding a sword in the dead of night; nobody wants to learn how that is handled nonlethally. Or bad guys just surrendering one late night after running into an alley and Nightwing's standing over their unconscious buddy, holding the gun he wrestled away. They watch Red Hood break into the place they're robbing with a crowbar in hand and just decide they'd rather not chance it. They see a shadow that could be Black Bat and-- you get it.

#I love the idea that so many things can kill you in Gotham that the Bats are one of the only things a humble goon can trust #only in gotham #batman #batfam #dc comics #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #batfamily #robin #jason todd #dick grayson #gotham city

[rad-batson]

I’m like 99% sure the Gotham Elite’s social customs are fucked up because Autism-in-Human-Form Bruce Wayne was just so fucking tired of high society’s weird and incomprehensible (and frankly ableist) social etiquette that he went full Virgin Mary About-to-Invent-a-Major-World-Religion, said “oh haven’t you heard?” and just started making his own random social rules. Like who’s going to stop him? The other elites? The dinosaur CEO’s? He’s richer. He hosts the better parties. He could tank your business in a weekend. So when he says “Weird passive aggressive fork language is out. Having a different utensil for every different food texture is in,” you use a different utensil for every food texture. Now when foreign elites visit Gotham, they have to learn a completely new set of social customs to fit in. It’s like a cult, but the cult is run by the most influential man in the world and Gotham’s personal Jesus. The followers are more likely than not mafia bosses named after a bird. You will be judged. There’s a test. Yes, you do get brownie points for being nice to the servers. For the love of god, stop making so much eye contact. The cloth napkins are folded into little ducks. Welcome to Gotham.

#autistic bruce wayne #bruce wayne #dc universe #dc #batman #batfam #batfamily #gotham #only in gotham #gotham city

[catpriciousmarjara]

Getting a PHD literally anywhere else: Wow! Congratulations! What a great achievement! Amazing!

Getting a PHD in Gotham: Wow! Amazing! You're now on several Government, Civilian, and Bat watchlists.

So if any of the Wayne kids get a PHD, then the entirety of Gotham would be squinting at them suspiciously. They're rich, so resources, and most likely already insane with all the shit they pull.

What I'm saying is if Jason went and got himself a Doctorate in Literature, the whole city would anticipate the appearance of his villainsona called the Dead Poet(emphasis on the dead) or Bookkeeper or something else similarly nerdy and themed like that for sure.

I just know that it would turn into some Gotham inside joke with memes abound, and everytime Jason would, I don't know, give more funding to the neglected Arts Departments in Gotham University, or go to a school for read alongs to encourage kids to read, Gotham social media would go crazy and be like:

"The Dreaded Villain Dead Poet Reads Alice in Wonderland to Children! How Despicable!"

"Villain Dead Poet Lambasts Government on Banning Books! Leads Librarians to Riot!"

"Dead Poet Ramps up his Villainy by Establishing Educational Programmes in Crime Alley! Uplifting the Poor! What a Dastardly Villain!"

"Dead Poet Goes on Live Ranting About his Favourite Books! Favourite Author is Jane Austen! Is this the Feminist Agenda?"

And so on! It's a meme that refuses to go away. His siblings actively participate, and make the situation worse.

Dick held an online Gotham Villains and Anti-Heroes Poll and Dead Poet came out on top, over Red Hood. Jason is an actual Gotham crime boss, but his crowdfunded villainsona is more popular. No he's not salty about it at all.

Duke would create a montage of Dead Poet sightings.

Stephanie would make a Dead Poet meme compilation.

Tim would arrange Wayne Enterprises to donate to local libraries after allegedly being threatened by the heinous villain Dead Poet. (Jason did ask Tim to do that but not like that)

Barbara created an extremely popular Villain Watch account for Dead Poet.

Cass tweeted out Jason's favourite books as the villain Dead Poets reading list telling people to avoid them 'wink wonk', causing a massive uptick in the sale of those books ala Bigolas Dickolas.

Damian of all people tweeted out a pic of Jason playing with Alfred the cat accusing the evil villain Dead Poet of attempting to kidnap his cat.

And thats not to mention all the shenanigans they pull in their batsonas.

God bless Gotham and it's home grown, organic, not even remotely ethically sourced, free range chaos.

#for real every mofo with a doctorate in Gotham is gonna get criminally side-eyed the moment they say Hi I'm Dr- #you know I'm right #Jason and his crowdfunded villainsona #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Stephanie Brown #Barbara Gordon #Cassandra Cain #Damian Wayne #Duke Thomas #Siblings being menaces to society #Wayne Family #Batfam #Batfamily shenanigans #Onlyingotham #Gotham City #Only in Gotham? #DC Batman #DC #DCU

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Tim, sleep deprived just wanting a coffee: A coffee?

Staff, mishearing: Yes sir, a cake. What would you like your cake to say?

Tim: No a-

-he pauses, eyes widening-

Tim: Your cakes talk?

#cake #gotta love cake #talking cakes #gotta love talking cakes #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #bat family #batfamily #tim #tim drake #tim wayne #tim drake wayne #tim drake robin #coffee lover tim drake #tim without coffee #batfam incorrect quotes #only in the batfam #incorrect batfam quotes

[mammutblog]

tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

#jason: ive only had timmy for a day and a half etc etc #and dick is like so tell me jason are you taking joy in being an older brother figure #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #my art #timmy au

[dragonpyre]

Jason: I have a DNR Dick: Jason, you're 23 Jason: yeah, and I don't wanna go through that shit again

#incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #dnr means do not resuscitate btw #usually only used by older ppl

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason is terrified of Damian al Ghul-Wayne.

Talia dipped him in the Pit, fed him lies, put him through the worst kinds of pain possible for the sake of training and turned him into a monster that went to heel when called. A monster even Ra’s was wary of.

He’s terrified of Damian, because if his mother managed to manipulate and play him like a fiddle, then she must have taught the same to her son.

Damian, who only has memories of a catatonic Jason cooing at him, cuddling him and protecting him, is becoming progressively more distressed by Jason’s perpetual cold shoulder and skittish behavior whenever Jason sees him.

#and round we go #to lose our minds and find our soul #Jason thinks his instinctive protective feelings and affection for Damian were planted there by Talia #in reality Jason pretty much raised Damian #only he can’t remember #and Damian is heartbroken because when he went to Gotham he wasn’t really looking for Bruce #he was looking for JASON #who he’d been told was dead/missing/gone #while Jason is freaking out #thinking he’s gonna be manipulated by another al Ghul #jason todd #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batfam #robin #Damian wayne #damian al ghul #red hood #misunderstandings #prompts #fic #fanfiction #ideas #miscommunication

[salmonchan]

Damian: Here is book with 100 and 1 instruction on how to look after Drake, because he's an imbecile that has less will to live than an orchid. Also if you harm him in any way I will make sure that your demise is long and painful

Bernard: Nice

#dc fanart #batfam #batbros #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bernard dowd #kind of a showel talk?? #except jason is the only one talking

[mikeluciraphgabe]

I think there should be more fics about Gothamites talking back to the bats - specifically Batman

“Get inside” “you’re not my dad”

“Stop trying to fight the joker, PLEASE” “fuck you, I do what I want”

“The streets aren’t safe tonight” “bro it’s Thursday, one of chillest days. Please shut the fuck up about telling me about gotham like I wasn’t born here thanks”

#i think it’s funny #gothamite #only in gotham #gotham #gotham city #Batman #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne batman #bruce wayne #dick Grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas