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writersdrug · 10 days

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COD men period comfort? 🥺

The way my period started right as I finished this... also, I have Endometriosis, so I wrote this with the idea that periods are very heavy and painful for the reader, sometimes making them bedridden. Shit's rough 🙃

CoD Headcannons: Comforting You While You're on Your Period

Fluff, slight nsfw, mentions of cramps and blood, mentions of fingerings, no "period? What's that?" behavior, these men are all educated, mentions of food anxiety, female anatomy

Captain John Price

If this was a competition, Price would be the winner. He doesn't need to look at your tracker app to know it's around the corner, he recognizes the signs immediately. As soon as you begin to dissociate for more than a minute or two, accompanied by your grumbles of how you've been craving junk food lately, he knows it's coming.

He's very intuitive when it comes to your needs. He knows you'll want to call out of work the first few days, so he does it for you. That way, you won't be stressing over it the night before. He plugs in your heating pad (leaving the setting on off, for now), so it's ready when you need it. He fills your water bottle with cold water, he fills the nightstand drawer with iron and protein laden snacks, and he puts a fresh box of your preferred pain medication in there as well. The bathroom is stocked with pads/tampons, and he even makes sure that the remote to the telly is on the nightstand.

He forces you to stretch every morning. It's the one time he ignores your protests and drags you out of bed, insisting you would feel much better - and he was right every time. He'd have you sit with your feet pointed forwards, bending your back until you could touch your toes.

"Gonna join me, John?"

"Psh, you know I'd snap like a twig, love."

Then he'd have you on your hands and knees, kneeling beside you and slowly guiding you to stretch your arms and arch your back, keeping your bum in the air (let's be honest, he doesn't kneel behind you for this because he'd be keeping you in that position for a different reason). He'd have a hand on your lower back, whispering small praises as you groaned from the relief. Once you were in that position, convincing you to get up was another hassle.

He understands that you can have mood swings - he always reminds you that communication is best, and even if you aren't sure what you want, you should still talk to him. Let him know if you're feeling too overstimulated, if his presence is a bit too overbearing in that moment, or if you want him there - whether that's sitting in a chair next to the bath while you take a soak, his hand running over your hair, or if he's cradling you in bed, hands gently massaging your abdomen/lower back.

You feel a bit silly, sometimes - being treated like a porcelain doll. As you promised him you would, you communicate with John that you feel bad that he's pampering you so much, and that you can't exactly return the favour at the moment. He'd listen, never shushing you or interrupting you, and at the end of your venting, he'd assure you that not only is this his obligation as your partner, but it's also something he enjoys doing - looking after you when you need it most.

As for making it up? "We'll explore what options there are when you're feeling up t' it" (He's talking about ovulation week).

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

You tell Gaz when your period is coming. He's not as intuitive as Price, but he appreciates that you let him know, and he helps you plan for the next few days. You go shopping together, stocking up on snacks, meds, and Liquid IV (Gaz had originally introduced you to it, and now it's an essential when you're on your period).

He once bought you a period massager that you found online. You thought it was the best invention ever, with both a massage and a heat setting, but it never could compare to Gaz's hands. You eventually ended up putting it on a shelf in the closet after telling him through tears, all while he massaged your stomach, that it felt like you were replacing him, and you hated it. You wanted to throw the damn thing away, but he convinced you that you might change your mind later.

Gaz treats this time of the month like it's the most normal thing in the world. Of course, he pampers you, giving you cuddles when you want them and helping you through the emotional shipwreck in your mind, but he knows you don't like feeling like you're helpless. So he does it all in the most nonchalant way possible. He'll play video games with you as the both of you lounge in bed; whenever you want a snack, he grabs one for himself (partially because you mentioned once that you don't like eating by yourself, partially because he's always hungry).

He refers to your period in different ways each time it comes around. "Is it shark week?" "I got you some more tampons, babe, for the ritual." Or, his favorite, when he sees you scowling at your period tracker app: "Ya got mad cow disease again, luv?"

He'll watch true crime with you per your request, but he's not thrilled about it. You've had to correct him multiple times that it's not about the killing, it's about the mystery of solving each murder that intrigues you. More often than not, you'll look up from where you're laying on his chest, and he'll be watching the telly with a grimace.

"What's wrong, Kyle?"

"It was the landlord - guy looks fishy, and his alibi is shit."

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish

Johnny understands what a period is - he's a smart man. However, when it comes to your cravings and raging emotions, he's like a devil on your shoulder. If you thought you were impulsive during this time of the month, he only adds fuel to the fire.

He comes back after a trip to the grocery store, announcing that he purchased everything you need for the next few days. The "everything" in question? Crisps, wine, and candy (your favorite candy, sure, but not much chocolate). You don't have the heart to tell him that, while you enjoy all the snacks and alcohol he bought, it's not necessarily the best food for your period - although, the part of your brain that was craving it was thanking him over and over.

You would be lying on top of him on the sofa, the telly playing a show that had been neglected by the both of you. He'd be rubbing your lower back with one hand and massaging your scalp with the other, listening to you as you tearfully explained how much you missed your childhood family dog, a husky named Janet.

"- and she was so cuddly and protective- *sniff*- and she- did I tell you, she used to howl when I cried, like- like she was crying with me? God, I miss her-"

"Sweetheart, why don' we just get ye a pup, eh? A husky, just like Janet, and ye can both howl together whenever ye feel like it."

"No- *sniff*- no, Johnny, we shouldn't-"

"Why not? It'll keep ye company when ah'm away. Ah've always wanted a pup myself, y'know."

It really didn't take much more convincing than that. The next day, Johnny was walking into the flat, holding a husky pup cradled in one arm, and a bag of dog toys and food in the other. You had already forgotten his suggestion to get the dog, and would have scolded him for being so impulsive, but the cuteness aggression had already set in. You squealed and ran over to Johnny, crying happy tears between peppering his face with kisses and cooing at the puppy. He had the proudest smile on his face, seeing how much happier you looked compared to the day before.

Oh, and if you tell this man your breasts are sore? He's running across the room, fast enough to break the sound barrier, to offer you a helping hand (or two).

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Simon has to remind himself that, when you're on your period, you don't always think logically. He's extremely patient with you, but he isn't the best with words. Or, rather, he isn't well-versed in the backwards rationality that comes with your period.

"Simon, can we get Chinese?"

"Sure, luvie, if you want it."

"Will you eat some?"

"Honestly, 'm not really hungry. But we can get what you want."

"... no, I'm ok. Nevermind."

"Wha'? Why not?"

"I don't need it."

Simon still doesn't understand why you won't eat without him, but he knows not to question it. He does, however, order your favorite takeout anyways, and he'll feed it to you if you still insist that you don't want it. He may steal a bite or two if you let him.

Like every good partner, he understands what a period is, and he understands the pain and frustration it causes you. He's still never entirely sure of how to help you, and he often doubts that he's being helpful at all. But that's where his military experience came in clutch: you tell him what to do, and he does it. You want to cuddle? "Scoot over f' me, luv." You want time alone? No worries, he can do some of his own work, just shout if you need him. You're running low on tampons and medication? He'll drop whatever he's doing and run to the corner store for it.

Massage KING, and he doesn't even know it. He huffs and says you're just trying to flatter him when you tell him how good at it he is. He treats you like you're in a spa, too: he dims the lights, he makes you wear an eye mask, he'll turn on the fan because he knows you love the white noise... he'll kneel behind you as you lay on your stomach, and this man will deliver the most tender, slow, and soothing massage of your life. His hands are already so huge and warm, and he somehow flawlessly works you into a drooling puddle each time.

He can't lie: seeing you there, passed out and snoring, no longer complaining about your aches and pains, fills him with just as much pride as it does relief. He's happy you're feeling well enough to rest, and that he's the one to get you there. He'll slowly get up, covering your lower back with the heating blanket, before leaving to replenish your thermos with tea.

König

Whenever you mention that your period is coming soon, he always panics a little. König is a strong soldier, not bothered or phased by much. But when it comes to you, he hates knowing that you're in pain, and that he can't do anything to fix it (despite how often you assure him that he's helping).

This man goes all out. He fills the fridge with healthy, colorful fruits and vegetables, meat, and a pitcher of your favorite drink. He has your heating pad ready to go by your bedside, along with two thermoses, one of hot tea and one of ice-cold water. He sets up a small tray in the bathroom with tampons, pads, fresh underwear, and even a few pairs of shorts. He has a fan in the corner of the room, pointed at the bed and ready to go if you need it. He even takes off work for a few days - he refuses to leave your side when you're in pain.

Like Ghost, he likes being told what to do. If you ask him to turn on the fan, to turn off the lights, or to refill your thermos, he's up and doing it before you can finish your sentence. He hangs on your every word like it might be your last (you'd think with how he acts while you're on your period, you might be dying). He snuggles you every second you're in bed, and despite it being a bit warm, you don't mind the constant affection.

He cooks for you no less than twice daily, and this man can COOK. In no way, shape, or form does König skimp on seasonings and portion sizes when it comes to you. He carries you to the kitchen and sits you on the counter so he can keep an eye on you while he prepares you a hearty, nutritious meal (he needs to make sure you're eating well, schatz, but he'll let you scrounge for lunch, if that's what you really want). Sits with you at the dining table and holds your hand while the both of you eat, listening to you talk. If neither of you have anything to say, or if you're dissociating, he'll just sit and enjoy the silence with you, occasionally brushing your hair from your face and leaning over to kiss your cheek.

Sometimes, he'll do some of his work in bed with you, if he absolutely can't put it off any longer. You were once snuggled up to him, half asleep in the crook of his arm as he typed away on his laptop. He would occasionally rub his large hand over your lower stomach if he heard you groaning in pain from your cramps.

"Schnuki?"

"Mm?"

"Do you want me to finger you?"

That just about made you bolt upright like a rocket. "What?!"

He pointed to his screen. "Everyone says it makes you feel better, no?"

"König, um..." You didn't hate the idea, but didn't he? "I thought you were working?"

"C'mon, liebe-" he closed his computer and put it on the nightstand, rolling on top of you. "Relax for me, I'll make you feel good..."

Please just let this man take care of you and tell him he's doing a good job, it's all he wants.

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bitchesgetriches · 2 months

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messyoungie · 2 months

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my favorite study tips i’ve received 📓🩰🖇️✦

it’s not about setting a time to begin your studies, it’s more effective to set a time you wish to have all your work done by.

invest in a whiteboard. trust me, it makes everything so much more fun.

need help getting motivated? do one to three small and quick tasks you consider productive before sitting down to study. that’ll motivate you to do your work since you’re already on a roll.

you don’t have to see the workday as 12 hours. a lot of us feel like when we mess up early on in the day, the day is ruined and the only time we’ll get to try again is tomorrow. that’s not true, so stop seeing a day as one long period of time and start thinking of it in terms of halves or quarters. you procrastinated all morning? that’s okay, there are still so many quarters of the day left. quarter one was a fail, sure, but that doesn’t mean quarter two, three, and so forth have to be.

this one shifted my mindset: I was told to see studying and the knowledge I’d gain from it like a muscle. if you use it— practicing equations, working on problems, doing assignments —it’ll grow stronger. if you don’t, it’ll weaken. in other words, don’t think of studying as something you have to do. think of it as practicing your knowledge to make it stronger.

if you have a dictionary in your home, find it, keep it within reach, and actively use it. drop the habit of googling words, it may be quicker but getting used to using a dictionary will not only help you learn the words you had in mind but will also expose you to words you had no idea existed. a simple but great way to start expanding your vocabulary.

after you’ve already completed the mandatory studying and homework, try studying without using technology. it can be fun and is a great way to challenge what you know if most of your studies depend on devices. challenge yourself once in a while to have a completely offline study session as a way of having a refreshing session.

don’t study until you get it right study until you can’t get it wrong. use free online practice work sheets and questions to help you be sure in your knowledge.

have a mini routine before you dive into your study session. like how people have a morning routine, make it a habit to maybe put your hair up, apply chapstick, and fill a mug with your favorite drink before you study. anything that’ll tell you that it’s now officially study time.

if planners seem too confining and strict but keeping all your assignments in your head is overwhelming, opt for an assignment tracker. keep a notebook to write down every single assignment you receive and it’s due date to easily overview and keep track of them all.

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yandere-kokeshi · 1 year

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Yandere Platonic Dad Ghost Headcanons

Warnings: yandere behavior. Talks about alcohol and pot. Another reminder: This is pointed at the platonic audience. Nothing romantic.

A/N: The ghost icon belongs to @/yumethefrostypanda; does not belong to me.

I got this idea from my dream. Idk why, but dad ghost makes me feral. Do y'all have daddy issues too?

As a father, his yandere traits are a bit higher; he’s stricter, always stalking you, and terribly protective. He’s in your shoes most of the time, watching what you’re doing and who and where you’re at; not to the point he’s breathing down your neck, but needing to see if you’re in a safe area with/or without him.

High chance with Simon, since he stalks a lot, he will put multiple trackers and microphones on you: your phone, the backpack you carry, your wallet, and your shoes. He's pretty secretive about it; not only does he put these on. But also there are a bunch of cameras in the home in case of any danger.

Because of how much he worries, high chance Simon will never get back into a romantic relationship. His main focus is on you. He prefers that way as he can watch you more closely than worry about another person. Plus, the relationship between you two is more special than the others.

With him being your dad, he’s always prepared for everything, including teaching you how to protect yourself. By your teenage years, you know how to use self-defense, how to handle guns, and take down men (and women!) twice your size, communicate with Morse code/radios, and know your way around a map. At best, how to drive a car and start it in the movies with the wires.

His work style makes it incredibly hard to pinpoint where and when he will be home, which at times, can be upsetting. Though, as one of your best supports, Simon will always come to your important events, even if you didn’t tell him or remind him (ex. Graduation, going to college, homecoming/prom, etc). But when he does arrive, he’s there in the crowd, possibly on the furthest bottom-left, clapping quietly while Soap is possibly yelling for you beside him (poor Ghost).

Speaking of Uncle Soap or any other member of TF-141, they often visit, if not stay for a few days after a long mission. You probably know all of them and Laswell pretty well; all of them are as protective as Ghost. They also try to attend important events, but because of Ghost’s privacy and his thing about keeping to himself, it’s rare.

Ghost is surprisingly open about everything, except for his past and possibly your mother (depending on the outcome). Other than that, he’s truthful about questions about how it’s asked and if you decide to ask about his work — likely he’ll ask you not to speak about that.

Being a single parent is hard. Ghost takes the space of a mother’s place, teaching and supporting you with certain issues you have in your teenage life or possibly pubescent years. If you ever have your period or insecurities, he's right beside you comforting you and reassuring you when you need it.

Trust issues are a big thing with Ghost. The only people who know about your existence are the team and Laswell. Anybody else he comes into contact with is immediately deemed as a threat to him. This includes him practically web searching and going deep diving into seeing if your friends are your ‘friends’. Don’t be surprised if one day, they decide to not talk to you anymore or ‘suddenly’ disappear one night.

With the talk of friends, It’s a high chance that you’re homeschooled or at least online schooling; which leads to the internet. While he tries his best to make your life as sociable as he can, his paranoia and anxiety gets the best of him. He still does try to let you be a teenager: experiencing friendship outside the house (with his permission), doing dumb shit that may or may not lead you to jail, and getting grounded for a month or two. Hell, he allows you to try pot or alcohol under his supervision. Ghost just has a hard time trusting people and he needs you to understand that.

With the topic of being a teenager, Simon lets you hang out of the house if you want, but you have a strict curfew he expects you to follow. As well as update him every hour, and if you change locations, you need to tell him. And yes, he may do the embarrassing thing where he picks you up late at night in front of your friends or ruffles your hair while kissing the side of your head.

His way of spending time with you is being in your space, or in other words: quality time. He likes having you by himself, and will say no if you ask him to leave the house; an “Because I said so,” Type of parental act.

His way of affection towards you is a bit uncomfortable but fatherly. He’ll occasionally pat your back, ruffle your hair, or kiss you on the side of the head; sometimes letting you hug him. However, he likes his personal space. But! If you need a hug or in the need of comfort, he’d shuffle around and let you cuddle him for as long as you need/of want.

When he does get the chance to catch up with things, he will ask hows school going, how are you feeling that day, and if you two could watch TV together; possibly ordering your favorite food and allowing you to pick the channel, even if it is MLP or TAWOG. Rarely does he judge or care, as long as he gets to spend time with you.

He also loves going outside with you. While he's a homebody, your home is likely in a huge cabin; which means you two can hike, go for walks to rivers or simply go see a waterfall.

While he's extremely protective of you - Ghost won't fully baby you. He’s not the type of platonic yandere who locks you up the minute you scrape your knee or because someone tried to flirt with you. He expects you, or more so, allows you to do things your way, and figure out and express yourself.

However, if he does see/or sense you are ever uncomfortable, extremely hurt (crying type of hurt), or scared, he will step in and take care of it; his dad-mode taking over immediately, which is not a pretty sight.

No romantic partners in the house. He doesn't care if you fight him with it, Simon will not allow you to date.

Though, one of the things he will let you have is having your own privacy. He’s not the type to breathe down your neck and ask if you need anything every 5 minutes. He knows you will come to him if you need it.

He allows you to play with your phone, not asking who you’re laughing at because again, he knows you will come to him if something is/or was bothering you. And if he does see something wrong, he’s gonna get worried and get to the bottom of it. Always reminding you that you can come to him, no matter the issue.

Everything about your life is taken very seriously by him. If you are crying over something ‘small’, he won’t see it as small, because to him and you, it’s rather a big issue because you’re crying over it and it’s making you upset. With this said, Simon is pretty good at helping you with solutions or coming up with plans to help you calm down.

Ghost spoils you rotten; not to the point where you believe you get everything but to an appreciation type of spoiling. On the days he returns from his missions, he comes home with a few gifts he saw that he thought you’d like. Some books and video games that had caught his eye (if you’re into that), and maybe grabbed an animal plushie as big as his forearm to sleep with.

Whatever you want, you immediately get. All he asks in return is for you to follow his rules and spend time with him when he gets off work. He loves being around you, even if on days he doesn't show it.

However, if you do decide to break his rules, you will get treated like a full child; everything all electronic is taken away (besides your phone to communicate with him but he will download Life 360), you have a bedtime, and expects you to talk to him when he asks you a question. Worst case scenario, he will cut off all your friends and tell you that you can't hang out with them till you behave.

He's always worrying. Even if the two of you are at a restaurant, going shopping, or decided to head to the ice cream truck. He's always looking around his shoulder, expecting the worst. The minute it does? Expect him to go ballistic, making sure the danger is obliterated and gone. Simon is immediately grabbing you, calls in Price, and shooting at anyone (or anything) to get you to safety.

Surprise surprise, you will see Simon’s face frequently, if not every minute of the days he’s home. Rarely will he put a mask on, unless he has a nightmare or when he expects company from the other team members. And yes, you are allowed to boop his nose or smoosh it jokingly.

Definitely the type of dad who he allows you to paint his nails, dress his hair in goodies, or put makeup on him; the only request is that you don't do lipstick (but we all know that's a lie :P)

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pammarie-gx · 10 months

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Black Cherry Ice Cream Tracker

So, I know a lot of people right now are concerned about privacy, especially around period trackers. Being able to track your period is pretty important for all sorts of health reasons, but obviously that data could be used against you in certain situations.

So! I made an "Ice Cream" tracker - a small, completely offline app that lets you track your periods (and also ice cream) in a non-explicit way. The data is stored locally on your device and is automatically deleted when you delete the app. There's no online functionality at all expect the initial download and updates from Google Play (sorry iPhone users, I don't have an apple dev account yet).

I went out of my way to make it as backward compatible as possible (it's been tested down to Android 9) and I used machine translation so it's available in the following languages:

Chinese (Simplified)

French (France)

German

Indonesian

Italian

Japanese

Portuguese (Brazil)

Spanish (Spain)

Spanish (Latin America)

Thai

The app currently uses the language settings on the device, but I might add some user settings later, in which case I'll add a language select option.

It also shows you your next expected period and a general fertility window (awkwardly phrased as a "possible messy time" because making that not explicit was harder than expected).

It's currently available here:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.anonymous.BlackCherry

I'd love some feedback (especially on the translations - I checked them as best I could, but I'm only fluent in English).

I have no intention of ever adding monetisation. I might not be able to add features to it quickly, but I want it to be free forever to whoever finds it useful.

#period tracker #android #app

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maochira · 7 months

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ERSTA

can I ask for headcanons or a drabble (whatever you prefer) for a male reader who has period cramps and his boyfriend (barou, Shidou and Reo + whoever you wanna add) try to take care of him? Bonus points if the reader is a bit dysphoric about it👉👈👉👈

Love you mwah mwah

Love you too Schatzimausi mwah mwah

Tags: trans masc!reader, established relationship, fluff, comfort

Barou

-he knows how to handle periods because he's used to it from his younger sisters, but when it comes to you he's extra careful because he doesn't want to trigger your dysphoria more than it already is by your period

-you're the only person he ever softens up for, but when you're on your period he becomes extra soft and more overprotective

-because most period tracker apps have a feminine design, Barou has one on his phone where he keeps track of it for you and he will text you if there's anything important

-because of that, he knows when your period approaches so he sends you special gender-affirming messages which you can wake up to

Shidou

-he buys one of those period cramp simulators because if you suffer he has to suffer too

-he's not used to this type of pain, so he says things like "You're much stronger than me for getting through this every month"

-he tries to comfort you by making you laugh. Mainly by making himself the victim of his jokes because he doesn't want to accidentally make a joke that goes too far

-before dating you he honestly didn't know much about periods (or cycles in general) so he did some research and also for ways to make you feel better. No advice he found online really fits him so he's doing it in his own ways (and it works!)

Reo

-he buys you everything you might need. Besides period products, he gets all your favourite snacks and some heating pads. He always buys way too much, but he wants to stock up on them just in case

-when he buys period products for you, he buys ones with packaging that looks as genderneutral as possible, or he takes them out of the packaging and puts them in a separate box on which he put silly stickers of your favourite animals and other things you like

-he treats you like a prince and will do anything in his power to make you feel better. He lets you vent and comforts you about what makes you feel dysphoric and he often reminds you that you're his prince who he will take care of

-you basically get showered in affection 24/7 and there's nothing that's gonna hold him back

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theyanderespecialist · 1 year

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Chris's Baby Girl (Headcanons) Platonic Chris Redfield X Adopted Daughter Reader

[Hello My Sexy Muffins, I am back with a new chapter! This Chapter is an OLD request off of Tumblr! Which is Platonic Yandere Father Chris Redfield x Adopted Daughter Reader! This will not be romantic, it is just a yandere type of protective parent! So please enjoy!]

(Disclaimer: THIS IS PLATONIC! NO ROMANTIC YANDERE IN THIS POST! Chris Redfield also is not yandere in canon. Like platonic Yandere characters are fine! As long as you are not illegal or gross about it and remember to separate fiction from reality. Platonic yanderes are not ideal parts to have and please be safe!)

.So Chris adopted you when you had just been a baby.

.You were a kid whose family had died due to, The mold.

.He could not just leave you, then when he locked eyes with you, he knew you were his daughter.

.He is beyond a protective platonic yandere parent

.in which he has protected you from so much throughout your life.

.Bullies being dealt with without mercy.

.yeah he would Frick those bullies up or at the very least get the parents moved out of state.

.He is also very caring to you as his daughter.

.he has been the type to dress up as a fairy princess, let you do his makeup, and play pretend.

.Though once you were old enough he began to teach you hand-to-hand combat, then later on how to shoot and use a knife.

.That is right he knows he will not always be around to take care of you. But he is not going to let you be hurt if he can help it.

.He would also be the type of platonic yandere parent that would NOT want you to date!

.Boys are nothing but trouble that will hurt you if you ended up liking more than just boys.

.then he will now have to deal with at least twice as many threats to your safety!

.when it came time for your period he was well stocked up! Every type of pad or tampon that you can imagine.

. A whole video presentation of what a period is and how a baby is made.

.He would not let you feel shame in being female and having a healthy body.

.When he finally lets you date he is the type of yandere parent to do a HUGE background check on your date whatever gender they might be.

.Of course, he already did a little something similar with friends you have.

.He really does not trust anyone with you his baby girl.

.He also would teach you not to take a crap, if you told a boy or anyone no and to stop but they did not, then to put them in their place.

.he raises you to be a young lady who knows what she wants, does not take crap or abuse, cares for others, and shows compassion.

.He has probably even chipped you with a tracker when you were born and tracks your online activities.

.Also would have a security team watching you all the time when he cannot be with you. To keep you safe.

.keeping you safe is his main goal.

.He will always protect his baby girl. No matter what.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy all of my muffins!]

#yandere #yandere chris redfield #yandere father #yandere platonic #yandere resident evil #resident evil #resident evil chris redfield #chris redfield #father chris redfield #platonic chris redfield #platonic yandere #platonic #yandere headcanons #headcanons

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givemea-dam-break · 3 months

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babes is back

hello my lovies!!!!!!

i am back!!!! much to your pleasure and simultaneous screaming because yes, if i am back, the fics will be back. and they will be painful.

i thought i’d give you guys a little explanation as to why i kind of randomly stopped coming on tumblr despite my reappearances in december, which were because the lovely @neewtmas had her 12 days of christmas (FIND THAT HERE) and we’re online friends in real life (if that makes any sense at all) and i wanted to support her!!!! my wife!!!!

under the cut below is my little rundown, under a cut simply because i don’t want to take up a million scrolls of your dash if you don’t want to read my reasonings or you are just happy i am back (i luv u)

i have felt terrible since becoming inactive on tumblr since i made so many friends and had so so so many people supporting not only my fanfictions but the edits i also started making, so this is also kind of like my apology to you guys because i went so unexpectedly and without any explanation. so if you want to keep reading, then keep reading!

BOO

scary cut. i know. it’s ok. i am here to protect u.

anyways, like i said, my inactivity on tumblr was a completely out of the blue thing that even i didn’t expect. one day, i just found myself unable to go on the app out of pure dread which i had never felt because it was one of my faves.

and not dread because of anything that had happened here per se, just because my life had been becoming a bit of a mess.

that goes way back, but the crux of it was when me and my boyfriend of 4 years (who i had been staying with after my mum moved away) broke up

i won’t get into details about the breakup itself for both my privacy and his (very unique instances caused it), but basically it got worse and worse, and by october time it was getting to a point where i wasn’t feeling right at all. he was messaging me all the time, begging to get back together, the usual, but he was always wanting to come see me at my dads and for SOME REASON felt as though he had some entitlement to meet my new cats aka my little babies. he was saying creepy things to me (that he didn’t mean as creepy) and by november i blocked him.

i wasn’t feeling safe physically, worried i’d see him on my walks home from the shop in a different town that he comes to often to hang out in with his best friend, but also mentally. i wasn’t in a good mental space at all. i was scared. i was confused. he had pushed all of the blame of the breakup onto me. i was working 35 hours a week while being a student (still am) and my brain had no time for anything but work, studying, and worrying.

tumblr isn’t my job, but the pure guilt i felt when i deleted the app hit me like a tonne of bricks. i felt terrible. one of the only things that gave me solace was something i couldn’t bring myself to go on to. i couldn’t bring myself to write the requests i had piling in, ones i still have huge guilt for never getting around to writing. i couldn’t bring myself to keep answering messages or reblogging things because i didn’t have it in me. i didn’t even write at all october-november because i just had nothing in me, which is so so unlike me.

one thing that did keep me going though, was my emails. “eden ew ur job alert emails? ur period tracker app trying to get u onto premium? the emails from the joint account u had with ur ex for his music career that went kasplut?” no silly. maybe the job alerts - my job has too much drama.

no. 15 year old eden logging back into tumblr and setting email notifs on for comments, tags, and inbox was perhaps the smartest thing she did, and she got all A’s in her exams.

every now and then, i’d get a little tumblr notification. one of those “put this in the inbox of one of your favourite blogs blah blah blah” i luv em. can never get myself to do them because of the 13 year old in me screaming to never do chain mail again after carmen winstead and her creepy voicenote. but i love them, and i appreciate every single person who sent me one.

i could see people commenting on my fics, and absolutely loving them. i could see what my mutuals tagged me in, even if i wasn’t able to react to them.

it gave me peace of mind to keep going with my life while still being able to cling onto the happiness this site brings me while not actually accessing it.

i will always be sorry that i left so suddenly, but it was a spur of the moment thing and something i couldn't even explain myself.

i'm back now, but i likely won't be as active as i used to be. i'm prioritising work and my studies as much as i can while still finding time to write. this being said, i can't promise that all requests sent to my inbox/messages will be answered. part of my leaving was being so overwhelmed by them all (and i thank you all for choosing me to requests fics from, it means a lot!) so if your request doesn't get answered, i truly am sorry and it isn't anything personal! maybe I'll get around to it in the future, but for now i want to bring the joy back to writing for me so i will not be overloading myself like i used to!

i hope you can all understand, and know i love you all so, so dearly! i wouldn't have the friends i do or be where i am in life without all of you!

love u all lots lovies <3

-ur favourite person ever ever ever, eden MWAH

#givemea-dam-break #if you read the whole of this whopper i luv u #if you did not read the whopper i still luv u

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csuitebitches · 1 year

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January 2023 Recap

Goals Post

Hits:

Career

- I attended that really prestigious networking conference I wanted to.

- I launched my start-up event and it went well.

- I’ve committed to my newsletter (1x week = 4x month), Uncultured.

- I’m working on a local mentoring business with my friend, to be launched in March.

Charity

- I found a tiny underprivileged school that I’m going to be working with. I’m still debating what I can offer to them and where I can help.

Personal growth

- I read 3 books

- I did an online course on Vastu, the ancient science of architecture, as I’m intrigued by Vedic sciences. I was initially going to do a course on emotional intelligence, but I’ve decided to renovate my room completely and I felt that the Vastu course would be more relevant. I’m going to be delving deeper in ancient sciences as well - I want to sign up for Ayurveda (herbal medicine) courses next, and then Vedic Maths.

- I have been consistent with my brain games (I play this short mental math game everyday)

Beauty

- Got the spa day I needed

Health

- I’ve limited my junk food intake to almost zero this month (just one night, but I chose aglio olio pasta with lots of veggies), despite socialising nearly every weekend. I also managed to stop myself at the exact amount of drinks I wanted to - 2 to be precise - and I’m glad I did that. I’ve been drinking green juices and soups religiously. Weirdly enough, even though I barely worked out this month, my weight dropped by a kilo, and so did my waist measurement, by like an inch.

Misses:

Health

- Working out. I fell sick majority of this month with a bad flu, then just as I got better, I got the most excruciatingly painful period. 10/10 to my body. I only managed to work out towards the end of the month.

Career

- I missed 2 virtual seminars I wanted to attend so badly because of the flu. They were scheduled at 3:30 am for me because it was an international event, so I literally couldn’t attend it. This was, unfortunately, unavoidable.

Personal Growth

- Meditation consistently and consecutively. The only excuse here is the lack of discipline. I hate that I fell off the track.

Lessons Learnt:

1. Stick to my schedule. I can plan well, but I need to be more consistent.

2. Waking up early has been a boon.

3. Double check everything that I write/ receive at work. I can be careless at times.

4. I tend to forget things if I don’t note it down. I still forget to note down 30% of the things I have to do and then I recall it at a time when it’s not appropriate.

5. The habit tracker helps a LOT.

6. Meditating in the morning after showering but before my breakfast is the most convenient way to stack that habit.

#c suite #powerful woman #strong women #ceo aesthetic #personal growth #that girl #c suite aesthetic #working woman #empire #beauty #diary #schedule #recap #to do #progress #habit tracker #what I did this month

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lemme-overthink-this · 2 years

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[ This isn’t the kind of usual stuff I like to post but I feel like this is critical coming from teen who’s living in America at this moment. ]

To all my AFAB peeps living in the USA.

If you track your periods with a mobile app:

DELETE IMMEDIATELY!!

The data that’s gathered has been coincided and is benign used against anybody who’s looking for an abortion.

https://mobile.twitter.com/evacide/status/1521568113250082816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

“The stark reality is that while cycle tracking apps can be useful, they also harbour serious privacy risks. Any[one] who uses a menstrual cycle tracking app could expose [them]self to the potential that [their] data might later be exploited to mount a case against [them] if [they] suffers a legitimate miscarriage.”

https://www.tyla.com/news/period-tracking-online-roe-v-wade-20220506.amp.html

https://slate.com/podcasts/icymi/2022/05/period-tracker-phone-selling-data-anti-abortion-groups

In other words; If you do plan to protest against having Roe v. Wade being overturned! Please protect yourself and stay safe lovelies!!

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lilartifex · 3 months

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Amazing Names for Your Stories, Worldbuilding, and Pretty Much Everything

I feel like somewhere on this site, someone has to have posted about this, but I haven't come across it yet, so here we go:

I'm not sure about everyone else, but for me, coming up with names is, by far, the most difficult thing about creating anything.

Years ago, I found the most amazing website with over 1200 name generators. It has names for, and I'm not exaggerating here, EVERYTHING.

Names for fantasy characters of any species? Done.

Names from specific origins and time periods? Yup.

Names for towns, cities, spells, plants, books, new species, councils, countries, or online usernames? Here ya go.

It even has a section where you can find names suitable for most pop-culture fandoms. Like, there are name generators in there specifically for Weeping Angels from Doctor Who, all the way up to names for your Minecraft dog.

There are even description generators, if you're completely stuck trying to find a good description for a character, or just need to see one written out to get your creative ideas flowing.

All names and resources are submitted by fans of the site and are completely free to use; it also adds new generators all the time. Whether you're looking for a name or just inspiration, you'll probably find it there.

On its sister website, there are things like flag creators, map makers, town creators, a combat and initiative tracker, and even family tree and language generators.

The site's called Fantasy Name Generators, and you can find it here:

And here's the sister website, where you can find a bunch of tools for DnD-type games or just worldbuilding in general:

#name generator #creative writing #writing #roleplay #fantasy #original character #rp resources #writing resources #dnd #creative inspiration #inspiration #worldbuilding #worldbuilding resources #help with writing

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eternitysoup · 26 days

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Sunday Funday today, it seems. My sister found me online this afternoon and joined me on No Man's Sky. Then my boyfriend joined us. I started a new save in survival mode this time to make it harder. It's a real seat-of-your-pants gathering on the planets. I'm still hoping to get my freighter on my other save. I didn't really use my original save as much, the one I posted about here, so I deleted it.

My new main save has matching pets with my sister and boyfriend, as well as shared bases, so I use it a lot more. I'm enjoying this new save though; I adopted a really cute six-legged dog with a horn on its nose. I named the species after my dog, hoping to forever immortalize my best old man.

For lunch, while we gamed, my boyfriend made a great tuna croquette and mashed potatoes lunch. I'm making chicken and shrimp curry for dinner later.

We agreed that tomorrow will be our no-nonsense cleaning day for the week, so today is just for fun and food. I started tracking my Fitbit steps again, and I'm still aiming to keep my longest inactive time under an hour. So far, so good.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm just posting really boring things here, but I realized it's helpful, even if it's mundane. When I'm laid up in bed from my period, I blog more, and the other day when my period tracker went wonky, I was able to go back and check the dates here to see when I had gotten it this month and straighten out my tracker. It was helpful.

It's also helpful when I get chatty and start blogging about all the things I want to do but then never put them on my list. At least when they're written out here, they're not forgotten blips of thought. I'm sorry if it's a little boring for you readers, though.

#journal #my blog #blog #life #my journal #my stuff #my post #sorry for being depressing

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asterpollux · 4 days

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Hello! My name is Oli and this is my 1x1 roleplay finding blog.

Upfront, I am 32 and will not RP with people under 21. I am from the UK, and am trans masc nonbinary (he/they pronouns, no preference).

At the moment I'm seeking lazy literate, multi times a day replying, third person POV writing roleplay partners. Some of my favourite genres and settings include medieval high fantasy; modern with magic; Sci-fi; Cyberpunk; Solarpunk; Steampunk; real life/modern world; and finally historical periods e.g. from the Ancient world to the early 2000's. I tend to prefer MalexMale, MalexNonbinary, and associated pairings, generally. I will sometimes play a more Masculine role in other pairing types, too, such as MalexFemale, so feel free to ask nicely. I am much pickier about these, though. Trans and otherwise queer characters are always, always welcome.

I like playing older men and/or playing against them, either as an older man myself or a slightly younger character. I'm 32 and find life experience brings something to an RP that an 18 year old character just can't. I will not RP against muses or with muns who are under 21, and generally prefer relationship muses to be over 25 and have a faceclaim that fits that, if we're using FCs at all and not just descriptions. Generally my character will have at least a Carrd Dossier style profile but I often write some of their history too. This will be provided on request of course, or when we start to RP.

Most of my favourite faceclaims are in their 30s or 40s, though some are older than that.

I am not much of a fandom roleplayer and tend to only write as OCs who have real world faceclaims or no faceclaim at all.

I am happy to double/multimuse so long as we both get fair time RPing our favourite pairings. I strictly only RP on Discord in personal servers at the moment, though I could be convinced to do otherwise for the right plot/pairing/etc. I have Nitro and def don't mind using Tupperbox or similar too, in fact I prefer it highly for anything multimuse.

I have very few guidelines which can be summed up with this: Don't ghost me, bring the same enthusasm and energy I will have to the RP and plotting, and talk to me OOC if there's any kind of problem! RL always comes first. I love moodboards, playlists and generally bejng really into my characters and their loves and lives.

I definitely enjoy smut and ERP, but it has to be based in a plot for me. Same with adult themes otherwise, and kink or dead dove. I don't have many triggers or squicks, and I'm very much open to kinkier/darker plots or scenes. In fact, I can get bored if there's no smut whatsoever in romantic plot lines. Platonic plotlines are different, but generally I like to base an RP around at least one solid romantic couple to be honest with you.

Ideally you'll be someone over 21 who enjoys talking OOC and becoming friends or at least acquaintances, and who loves doing things like playlists, mood boards, graphics and other fun little bits and bobs. You'll also be someone who can reply a few times a day. I am online most of the day due to disability stopping me from working, so while I don't mind slow RPs or ones which vary in intensity, I'd love to find people who can reply as often as possible.

Check out my interest tracker form below and fill it out if you think you'd be interested! I'll then get in touch with you via Discord or Tumblr and we can have a chat.

LINK TBC

You can also check out my guidelines, my contact page, RP ideas and hooks, and my other info at this Carrd link. This link also includes some of my favourite characters profiles too.

LINK TBC

#pinned

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ebookporn · 1 year

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Points mean pages: why I’ve embraced the world of online reading challenges

I’ve set a goal of reading 50 books this year, and logging my progress is strangely satisfying. Some might not approve of turning reading into a game, but if it works for you, why not?

There’s a difference between entering a competition and being competitive, writes Joanna Cannon.

This year, for the first time in my life, I signed up for a Goodreads challenge. I decided on the number of books I want to read over the next 12 months (a very modest 50, compared with someone else’s bewildering 300, which I saw float past on my newsfeed) and very quietly I am working towards meeting my target. I have never attempted anything like this before. Reading has always been a very personal thing, a topic to speak about only if someone asks, and I held the firm belief that challenges and targets belonged to my Peloton and not to my bookshelves. Now, however, I have a little percentage tracker on my home page, Goodreads friends applaud my progress each time I finish a book, and it feels … strangely comforting.

The games, challenges and competitions start with gusto in January. No sooner have we dusted ourselves down from everyone’s “best books of the year”, we’re thrown straight into a literary Alton Towers with an endless choice of book rides on which to hop. The Goodreads challenge is the most straightforward, and based purely on numbers, but elsewhere online you can commit to a month of reading stories set in certain time periods or in particular countries, books within specific genres, a year-long A-Z challenge with a selective version of the alphabet (they tend not to bother with X), or even novels only with yellow covers. My particular favourite is a form of book bingo, in which there are no monthly constraints, but you just need to complete all the reading tasks (for example, a book set in France, a book about vampires) in time to shout “Bingo!” very loudly into the internet before New Year’s Day.

#gamification #goodreads #literacy #book publishers #book tumblr #librarians #english teacher

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a-shape-changer-in-winter · 2 years

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some quick privacy tips

browsing:

stop using chrome, swap to firefox - on desktop and mobile (use firefox focus on mobile)

use https://duckduckgo.com instead of google as your default search engine [https://appletoolbox.com/change-default-search-engine-iphone-browser/]

when doing research or activism use: https://www.torproject.org - NEVER visit your blog or login to your social/email accounts while browsing with tor

recommended firefox extensions:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/https-everywhere/

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/decentraleyes

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/clearurls/

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/facebook-container/

email:

stop using google suite (gmail especially) if possible, especially for anything health/political related ( use https://proton.me/mail )

have unique https://proton.me/mail emails for health, political, and personal - never ever email across those accounts, or share contacts across accounts, forward messages, etc

use a service like firefox relay to conceal your actual email address: https://relay.firefox.com/

messaging tools

use https://signal.org and https://getconfide.com for messaging, stop using SMS/iMessage - Whatsapp is ok for 1-to-1, but it’s not safe for group chats

do not use telegram, slack, discord, or direct messages on social platforms for any sensitive conversations

account security:

use 2FA - ideally a physical key https://www.yubico.com/products/

use a password safe like https://1password.com/

use complex passwords that do not repeat

DNS

if you are familiar with Docker/Linux I highly recommend using https://pi-hole.net AND/OR https://github.com/StevenBlack/hosts

https://1.1.1.1/ is a decent fallback option, but doesn’t have any blocking, and is operated by Cloudflare

Gmail/Youtube/Google History

run security checkup: https://myaccount.google.com/security-checkup

delete and turn off all your history for your google account (web/app, location & youtube): https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity

Health/Fitness/Data Trackers

disable and delete as fast as possible, fitbits and apple watches already track your period/sleeping/health habits which could be leveraged against you

https://nordvpn.com/blog/google-alternatives/

https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/delete-significant-locations-iph32b15b22f/ios

https://nordvpn.com/blog/iphone-location-history/

buy reproductive healthcare products with cash locally, stop buying pads/tampons/condoms, etc on amazon

Protecting your identity/accounts

create a unique user on your computer for protected browsing, always browse connected to a VPN and never login to any of your personal accounts (social, slack, spotify, etc).

check your passwords and email addresses on https://haveibeenpwned.com/

look at using a VPN service that doesn’t log data, I use: https://www.privateinternetaccess.com,

other good options

https://nordvpn.com/

https://protonvpn.com/

try to keep your online identities as compartmentalized as possible

INSTALL YOUR SECURITY UPDATES

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