#platonic incorrect quotes

[vvaspoppie]

Spider-Man Incorrect Quotes I gathered from watching Brooklyn 99:

Y/N: And why would I?

Green Goblin: Because I'm mentally unstable, high on bath salts and pointing a gun at you

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Peter: Don't worry, the Doctor said all the bleeding is internal, which is where the blood is supposed to be.

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Y/N: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Harry: You people already know too much about me.

Y/N: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Otto, in a lab that isn't his: No wonder you guys are such a mess! Look at this place. Half-eaten food, pictures of your families...

Y/N: Hey! What's wrong with pictures?

Otto: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.

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Max Dillon: Looking back, I have no regrets

Y/N: You should

Peter: You should have a lot of regrets

Max: Yup

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Y/N: There you go writing things down again. Like a nerd.

Gwen: I’m sorry, “writing things down” is nerdy? What do you do?

Y/N: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Y/N: So we have good news, and we have bad news.

Harry: My Dad always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: he made me cry a lot.

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Y/N: Look, I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Peter a little bit.

Otto: You just doodled your wedding invitations.

Y/N: No, that is our joint tombstone.

Otto: My mistake.

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Y/N: Sometimes, boys... Just need to be boys.

Peter: You do realize Doctor Conners did thousands of dollars worth of property damage, right?

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[mooncalf87]

Alastor: did it hurt

Lucifer: what

Alastor: when you fell from heaven

Lucifer: yeah, actually, it was really painful

Alastor:

Alastor: good.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Jason: I accidentally poisoned one of our drinks, but I don’t remember which one

Dick: EXCUSE ME-

Damian: With the way this gala’s going, I hope it’s mine

Tim: *chugs his drink*

Bruce: *quickly takes Y/N’s drink before she can do the same*

Y/N: Aw man :(

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[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

mai and zuko bestieism is so important to me

(ids in alt)

#atla #atla fanart #mai and zuko #mai and zuko fanart #mai fanart #zuko fanart #platonic maiko #I just love their dynamic so much #when I first watched the show they were my favourite couple #now I realise the problems and the nicer ships bUT #my love for them never left #I should mention that the last one comes from incorrect quotes generator #bc I’m not creative #anyways I love them and they are mlm wlw solidarity #oh mailee and zukka make an appearance #mailee #zukka

[moondustinfj]

James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

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[chaoticace2005]

Angel: Straight people real?

Husk: Nah, go back to bed. You had a nightmare.

Angel: Oh thank god.

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[nerdynuala]

Taking the first steps of my not-so-slow but definitely steady descent into a new hyperfixation fandom

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #fanart #yup it's that Legend of Korra scene #alastor #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #but as in that rivalry platonic weird thing they have going on in canon #charlie morningstar #hazbins #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #incorrect quotes #or memes #whatever #actually considering a side blog for Hazbin stuff #dunno #depends on if this obsession keeps growing which could actually be #my art stuff #just realized that I forgot Alastor's cute little antlers #that's what happens when you leave them for the end

[pearlynia]

Remus and Regulus discussing about books

Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?

James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!

Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!

James, fake sniffing: Regulus-

Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.

Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?

#this is canon #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #jegulus #marauders #effie potter #james x regulus #sirius x remus #starchaser #marauders era #platonic moonwater #platonic prongsfoot #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders headcanons

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

#stranger things #incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #steve harrington #robin buckley #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #eddie munson #mike wheeler #stobin #platonic stobin #steddie #ronance #*mine #dustin henderson #argyle stranger things #stonathan #jargyle #platonic edancy

[morganski-19]

Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?

Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.

Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much

Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?

Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are

Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt

Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch

Steve: Thank you

Robin: No problem

#stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie incorrect quotes #platonic stobin

[not-rab]

James: Reg have u seen my glasses?

Sirius: oh i’m not-

James: did i leave them in your bed again?

Sirius:

James: wait i found them

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

James:

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[lilyofthevalleyys]

*Sirius fucks something up*

Regulus: Now why would you do that???

Remus: Well, he’s not the brightest star in the sky

Regulus:

Sirius:

Sirius: Did

Sirius: Did you just-

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #black brothers #ancient and most noble house of black #marauders incorrect quotes #remus isn’t hearing the end of it for DAYS #platonic moonwater

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Regulus: um Sirius, I have to tell you something. I’m gay-

Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO

Regulus: -and I’m dating your best friend

Sirius: I-

Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO

#platonic moonwater #moonwater #regulus black #marauders #remus lupin #harry potter #jegulus #sirius black #incorrect harry potter quotes #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #sirius black x remus lupin #james potter x regulus black

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*The Batfamily: hiding to try to throw a surprise party for Y/N*

Jason: *from behind a chair* Stop moving, Dickie-Bird, you’re louder than a bulldozer!

Dick: *from behind the couch* Well, sorry that Steph won’t move out of my way!

Steph: *kicking him* This is my hiding spot! Find your own!

Damian: *rolling his eyes* You imbeciles are acting like children

Tim: Everyone shut up- I think Y/N’s walking into the house!

Jason: Oh, really? Because I couldn’t hear anything over your loud ass breathing, replacement!

Dick: *whining* Why can’t anything ever be easy?

Tim: You guys are all going to ruin the surprise, shut up!

Y/N: *crouching beside Dick* Who are we waiting for?

Batfamily: *all let out high pitched screams*

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[veethebeequeen]

James: I finally asked Regulus out

Lily: oh I'm sorry

James: why?

Lily: I assumed he said no

James: no he said yes

Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then

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[moondustinfj]

Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?

Sirius: *high pitched scream*

James: I don't find this weird anymore

Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-

James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS

#wolfstar #platonic prongsfoot #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #jegulus #marauders #incorrect quotes #source: new girl #the marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes