Bruce Wayne x Reader: Incorrect Quotes - 2
Y/N: "Thank you for walking me back."
Bruce: "My pleasure."
Y/N: *sees shadow inside her house and pauses* "I think someone's inside the house.."
Bruce: *creeps over to porch silently. Looks at Y/N and points to his eyes with two fingers then points at the rooftop, forming a plan.*
Y/N: *confused* "You want me to stab you in the eyes on the rooftop?"
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Incorrect quotes: BG3 "threesies"
Karlach: We’ll have to take my motorcycle. I’ve always wanted to do threesies. Who wants the handlebars? Shadowheart, it feels like you.
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Steve: What part of "stay put' is confusing to you?
Eddie: The "put" part. I wasn't "put" in the first place, Steve. The whole expression is a complete disaster.
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*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*
Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.
Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?
Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.
Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.
Bruce: I did not vouch for you.
Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.
Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.
Dick: Let’s hug it out.
Bruce: Put your arms down.
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*Bruce and 9yo Dick playing chess*
Dick: Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.
Bruce: Stop, stop. *pointing to Bishop* What is this piece called?
Dick: I call him Dwight.
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Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?
Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?
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Natasha: I need to get something off my chest.
Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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Incorrect Quotes: BG3 “super smeller”
Astarion: You don’t smell that?
Karlach: I don’t smell anything.
Astarion: That’s because you don’t have the Super Smeller!
Karlach: You have got to stop calling your nose the “Super Smeller”. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt man! Call it the “Tightbouncer” or the “Hexagon”. Ladies are going to dig that, I’m telling you.
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Syzoth: H-hey Johnny, how would I go asking somebody out?
Johnny Cage: Well Syzoth, first you need to -
Kenshi: Don’t ask him for advice, he asked me out in the middle of a fight covered in blood.
Johnny Cage: …you said yes, though.
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*Dick and Jason are kidnapped and the evil guy is holding a vial of poison*
Evil guy: One part cyanide, one part strychnine, two parts atropine, with just a shake, not stirred, of boat cleaner. And it’s all for you.
*Points at Jason*
Dick: That’s not gonna work. I can’t watch him die. You’ll have to kill me first.
Jason: You must be out of your damn mind. If you think I’m gonna sit here and die after watching you die with some ridiculous grin on your face because you’re thinking of some stupid pun or something.
Jason: And do you have just the one needle? Do you plan on sterilizing between uses?
Dick: Surely you can’t be serious.
Jason: I don’t know where all you’ve been, Wing.
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