They’re just some little guys.
Not canon heights, but it’s the dynamic I always imagined between these three dummies.
623 notes
·
View notes
Lisa Simpson's sideshow presentation: "Video games as online-only live services are destroying every ounce of fun and creativity this medium is capable of."
2K notes
·
View notes
Rhysand: who got an STD? I need you to fuck someone for me
Azriel: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane
Cassian: biological whorefare
2K notes
·
View notes
Lucien, trying to buy a Father's day card:
Lucien: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"
Associate: Well I-
Lucien: How about "You banged my mom"
Associate: No...
Lucien: You know what, I'll just get a blank one
Lucien, writing in the card: You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
633 notes
·
View notes
Winner!!!!!
Congratulations to Harry du Bois for winning 2nd place in Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest!!
as the saying goes, second place is first loser! HDB, you'll always be the poorest little meow meow in our hearts. congrats!
oh and i guess also congrats to that other contestant or whatever
8K notes
·
View notes