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“hes addicted to popping off and he wont stop!” -sap
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So since you did it for Maneskin what's your favourite and least favourite dteam fits?
ok so i’m gonna be doing this in a more good-mid-bad format rather than best and worse bc it’s a little harder to judge these guys for their outfits bc most of their appearances are casual appearances and not stage or performance wear . so .
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good - the most recent pictures from his instagram about his tour idk if this is a tour outfit or what but this is a very well styled outfit . the colours are cohesive from head to toe the silhouette is loose and gives that trendy oversized almost modern grunge like feel with the red and black as well which suits him more than i expected it to tbh . huge fan of the cargo/parachute pants my only qualm is i’d go a bit heavier with accessories but i think this is super flattering
mid- streamys we all know this oen i’ve talked about it in depth this has rlly good potential to be a great outfit but the layering just felt really blocky to me it wasn’t the most flattering shape for him there was a lot of club lines around the neck area which was a little distracting could be improved by removing the hood i believe . and tucking in the shirt .
bad - the fucking la velada brown hoodie blazer combo deluxe whatever the fuck . i don’t like thin materials made into hoods or trying to replicate the effect of a hoodie to me personally it looks rather cheap despite the fact this garment costs an arm and a leg . it could also be tailored better for dream the proportions just seem off
ok gerog
good- streamer awards . y’all knew it was coming this is such a perfect outfit again it’s styled phenomenally. skipping the option of a tie or bow tie was genuinely the best option for geirge opening up those top buttons giving the area more volume more texture opening it up so you can see and appreciate the accessories with the chain and the tailoring on this outfit is incredible the fit is perfect it is so incredibly flattering on him no notes
mid - la velada . this wasn’t a bad outfit per day but like dreams streamy awards outfit it just felt too boxy . like there was layering going on but it wasn’t giving the desired effect for that kind of mix of textures keeping the shirt closed and untucked was just a little to much of. a straight silhouette for me
bad- this is just twitchcon he doesn’t dress up much so i picked this bc it’s still an outfit he wore to a major event and none of the colours r coordinated or look cohesive in the slightest but like it was a stretch to find something that fit my criteria of not casual instances
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good - again i picked steamer awards i like this bc it keeps a lot of sapnap’s personality w the cap as his main accessory i love that and i think the all balck was a good choice for him i definitely think it’d be more flattering that a white shirt this is a good look for him my only qualm is that i wish it was tailored a little better but he looks fantastic
mid - again la velada i love this prada shirt it’s super interesting it’s just his kind of style but to me it just felt like there wa something missing maybe it’s the kind of thing i’d personally style as an over shirt maybe it needed to be like a half tuck situation unbutton the top button idk more texture was needed it was a little flat to me
bad - again this is just a casual photo it was a bit of a stretch for the criteria but i’m peroablly not a fan of the high neck sweater with basketball shorts it seems like it’s mixing two very different vibes i know the anime print is acting as the tie in from kind of smart casual of high necks to the leisure casual of the basketball shorts but it’s not two vibes that i would probably try to bring together . idk this just seems like more of a wide leg jeans sweater to me than basketball shorts .
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✰ MARAUDERS ✰
☆ JEGULUS:
NOW I SEE │1.5k │Seer AU
He thought back to those dreams of his, of him dying in that cave, all alone. Was there a way to prevent that? Would leaving give him a chance to fight against his fate?
I'LL CALL OUT YOUR NAME AND YOU WON'T CALL BACK │1.2k │hurt no comfort
Regulus goes home after having a great year at Hogwarts, getting a boyfriend and reconciling with his brother. Then his mother gives him veritaserum, finding what really happened at Hogwarts.
☆ MOONSEEKER:
I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET │1.1k │ Regulus lives AU
AU were Regulus lives and becomes a Hogwarts Professor. Lupin finds out he is alive when he becomes a Professor during Prisoner of Azkaban. Emotions ensue.
☆ WOLFSTAR:
SPOTLIGHT│2.2k │Writer!Remus / Actor!Sirius │ Ongoing
They are making a movie out of best selling author Remus Lupin's novel. Remus is working as a consultant for the film, when they cast his celebrity crush, Sirius Black. They have to work very closely together, how long will it take them to realize they are in love?
✰ SUPERNATURAL ✰
☆ DESTIEL:
DEAN WINCHESTER'S COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH DEATH │1.2 k │5 + 1
5 times Dean and Castiel met after death + 1 time they stayed
✰ WEDNESDAY ✰
☆ WYLER:
ALL ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS│1.4 k│Tyler Character Study
Tyler is taken to Willowhill Psychiatric Hospital and thrown into Solitary Confinement.
✰ S AND D TIER ✰
A DIFFERENT TAKE ON THE VAMPIRE ARC │2k │Vampire AU
Morgan gets turned into a vampire, and Alex does his very best to take care of him.
✰ LIFE IS STRANGE ✰
☆ AMBERPRICE:
SANTA MONICA DREAM│2.2k │AU canon divergence
What if Chloe got a dream about the dark room? Scaring her into leaving town with Rachel before it happens.
✰ OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB ✰
ROOM SPINNING│1.4k│KyoHaru Sickfic
Haruhi comes in sick to the Host Club and passes out. Kyoya has to figure out what's wrong with her and take care of her.
✰ DREAM TEAM ✰
☆ DREAMNAP:
YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE IT TOO│1.6k│Hurt Comfort
Dream convinces Sapnap to record a shock collar video with it on his neck. Sapnap is not the biggest fan of this idea, but goes through with it.
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Wake up brain is back :D
So I have this idea that Dream likes to take advantage of how insanely ticklish Sapnap’s neck is. He "accidentally" brushs his fingers along it, he'll cup his face just to flutter his fingers down his neck, he puts his hands on his shoulders while he's working and just works his way in, when they're hugging he cradles the back of his neck and uses that. So Sapnap started doing it back...to his back ;)
"Accidental" brushes in passing, scratching his back while trapped in a hug, insisting massages to "help with tension", pinching more sensitive areas to get his attention, doing the 'spiders crawling up your back, snakes slithering down' when he's working or when he's bored ext. :)
okay......i have some mixed thoughts here. some soft, some mean....😇
dream definitely takes advantage of how sensitive sap is on his neck. @awkwardtickleetoo and I have a specialty when we hc with each other about the position of a ler holding the lees jaw up with one hand, and using the other to gently trace fingers along the lees chin and sides of their neck 😵💫. so i think, especially because dreams hands are huge (😵💫😖), he grips under sapnap's jaw and just tips his head back, sapnap giggling and pleading with dream for him to let him go, but dream just giggles and shakes his head and begins the little stroll that his fingertips are taking up and down the sides of his neck. sapnap is essentially howling in less than a minute. dream begins to start scratching the nape of saps neck whenever they hug, which completely makes sap jump out of his skin. he bothers him while he's editing or trying to film, and is just an overall menace of a housemate. dream loves that he has the power to take sapnap apart with just a few gentle traces on his neck.
now listen............if you know me you know i am a the #1 fan of the dream-has-the most-sensitive-back-ever club. so when sapnap brushes against his shirt one time while passing by him through a doorway and dream absolutely shrieks and jumps away, sapnap cant help but take advantage of that little weakness. besides, paybacks a bitch, right? so sap starts with those stupid little kid games (that dream refuses!!!!!!!!!! to admit he loves!!!!), coming up behind him while hes in his chair and just spidering his nails all up and down dreams back, making him cackle and squirm but strangely enough he doesnt lean back to stop sapnaps hands 🤔 then its tkly massages after a work out, hands grabbing lower back when sapnap sneaks passed dream, and stealing dreams signature move - cuddling him into a big hug so he can run his nails up and down the expanse of his back.
dream's just wiggling everywhere even though he's trying soooooo hard to stay still. and he hides his face into saps neck, which then tks sap because of how sensitive his neck is, and soon they're both just giggly little messes squirming around in each others arms 🥺
#lee!sapnap#lee!dream#ler!sapnap#ler!dream#sleepy anon#asks#omg#i loved this SO MUCH#the last part too#i want to write this#sap and dream just lazily tkling each other#omg omg i love them#i love DREAMNAPPPPPPP#anyways#thanks sleepy!#mushie concepts / hcs#mcyt tickle
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Helloooo ‘tis I again
Do you have any lil fun facts abt Friends in the Walls au (because I don’t know if you could tell, but I love Friends in the Walls au, especially Wilbur the prick 👹)
(We should start a Friends in the Walls Wilbur fan club at this point-)
Hello again, If you want to start a fan club by all means go for it, I would love to see what comes from the club shenanigans.
As for some fun facts I can give you...
Phil is the only one of the giant members of the craft family who has no desire to store away the smaller members of the family, not to say he won't if he needs to.
This is how the level of urge goes in the household, Wilbur (he's has a hard time not picking up the smaller members to pop them into his mouth, sometimes just to naw on them gently). Techno (his urges are more protective based, if another giant gets too close he will snatch up the smaller members to protect them. It almost happened in meeting the neighbors since Bad set him on edge). Tommy in his giant form (He just wants to seem big and cool). Phil ( only does it for safety reasons)
Tommy and Sapnap become super fast friends due to them sharing a degree of demon blood, though they each are envious of the others powers (Tommy can change size while Sap can use mild flame magic)
Thats the most I can come up with for now, but I can come up with for now, but I’ll have more in due time.
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I posted 1,075 times in 2022
That's 380 more posts than 2021!
589 posts created (55%)
486 posts reblogged (45%)
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I tagged 938 of my posts in 2022
Only 13% of my posts had no tags
#mc - 598 posts
#jane answers - 231 posts
#dnf - 170 posts
#dream - 96 posts
#dnp - 81 posts
#gnf - 56 posts
#atsoop - 42 posts
#dnf fic - 41 posts
#dreamnotfound - 38 posts
#dteam - 28 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#dream was like here is where u dud an awesome play and fished some pearls and george was like yeah well here is where i died multiple times
My Top Posts in 2022:
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I choose to believe they're getting the entire howell-lester clan together for Xmas, somehow I think Adrian and Cornelia might get along?
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Oh noo hope you feel better soon and it heals fast!!
I'm thinking about sapnap. How devoted he is to them, how much he loves them. He moved to dream and drove from Texas to Florida with one day notice and when George said he was lonely in London, the next day he renewed his visa :(( they all have such a strong bond, they choose eachother over anything else..
Sapnap is ride or die. Dream once said the thing he loves most about Sapnap is that he "has never once doubted that Sapnap is [his] boy and will have his back through anything". And you can see it.
Like, however much Sapnap and George have a sibling-like rivalry, Sapnap would go to war for George if he asked. (And he might, knowing George).
He was "just the cameraman for now" and made sure George and Dream were both okay during their meeting and was happy to take a back seat and that in itself is fucking amazing.
And it's not just dteam. He and Karl have a tax that if you cross one you pay the price of having crossed the other by default. He defends his fans in valo lobbies when people try to talk shit. Hes allowed to rio the shit out of his friends but if anyone else tries it he'll kill them with a glance. Heck, even for all the ways he has a tendency to get caught up in trying to seem cool, he's never once rolled over on his friends or what they do and the game they play even when it would have been easier to do so.
Sapnap is ride or fucking die.
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#3
i like how phil sits next to dan when they eat rather than across from him
If I had Phil Lester in the house I'd sit next to him too
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#2
I cannot shut up about how Dan was in that video. Like, it had such good vibes. Relaxed, mature, comfortable?
The persona as we know it was gone, remember when he seemed so angry all the time? It's just so so sooooo nice to see him happy and proud of a thing.
After everything he's been through to come out the other side like that. You love to see it
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My #1 post of 2022
All the sunlight of our past (COMPLETE)
Phan, E
Tags: Exes to lovers, canon divergence, secret identity
Summary:
YouTube is a mess.
Phil's been struggling with it for a while and has just taken a job as a video editor to make ends meet while he figures out whether he still loves it anymore.
Dan's channel has been dead ever since he started working at BBC Radio One and the two haven't seen each other in years.
During a chance meeting in 2019, Dan gets papped coming out of a gay club and his life is sent in to turmoil. He blames Phil, because it had been his idea to go there in the first place, so they're straight back to not talking.
The only recourse Dan has to salvage his career is to return to his YouTube channel after all these years and make a coming out video on his own terms. What he doesn't know is that Phil is the editor he just hired to help him with it.
Notes:
Written for @oldschoolpbb with accompanying art by @snekydingdong
[Read on ao3]
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wait he didn't go with them? who did go to the clubs?
fan met them in some gay club without george and sapnap last night
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you and me having 2/3 of c!karlnapity fan art as our backgrounds says a lot but it would say so much more if we found someone with c!sapnap fan art and we formed a club or something
dude we should
anyone got a c!sapnap phone background 👀
#c!sapnap#c!karlnapity#we can sit around our virtual table and talk about how we got fucked over in terms of the fiancés#dsmp#mcyt
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Hi! I'm Foxie and I'm new to tumblr so here's something about me and also my interact list!
I'm transgender / aroace , I use He/Him but I'm fine with neos! please do not sexualize me , it's weird..
I'm also an artist / cosplayer so reblogs are very appreciated
Let's move on to my DNI :D
Interact w me pls:
- FNAF , DSAF , Detroit: Become human fans!
- ed norton fans
- Fight club enjoyers
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- anyone who isn't in my DNI basically
- just ryan gosling, any movie , please.
-spn fans, destiel, sabriel shippers
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- proshippers , comshippers
- ableist , homophobic, transphobic , racist peeps
- minx defenders
- toxic genshin players
- hankcon shippers
- people who ship Martin Vail and Aaron stampler (Primal Fear 1996)
- sapnap fans
- toxic Quackity/Dream stans
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- girls who fetishize gay men/mlm's (seriously fuck u)
- wincest shippers.
That's it I think , after all enjoy the stay!
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good night? to
good night to.... doki doki literature club enjoyers but specifically ppl who love monika or sayori, genshin players who are pulling for hu tao rn(wish you a very win ur 50/50), anyone who had a percy jackson phase, anyone who had a marauders phase, midzys whos bias is yeji, HUENING BAHIYYIH, people who love sapnap, anyone who likes ycgma or miwb, ITS ALL FUTILE ITS ALL POIINTLESS STANS, anyone who listens to lovejoy actually, anyone who watched yuri on ice, people who still havent watched my hero academia season 5, sae-beyok simps, emma langevin simps, people who watched scotts pov in last life, ldshadowlady fans, people who follow the empires smp, azula and sokka kinnies, young royals enjoyers, and finally good night to anyone whose favorite taylor swift song is champagne problems, paper rings, all too well, or just lover stans ing general <3333
#ddlc#doki doki literature club#monika#sayori#genshin#genshin impact#hu tao#percy jackson#pjo#marauders#wolfstar#itzy#itzy yeji#HUENING BAHIYYIH#sapnap#ycgma#lovejoy#its all futile its all pointless#pebble brain#wilbur soot#mcyt#yuri on ice#anime#mha#bnha#squid game#emma langevin#smajor#last life#last life finale
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they should invent a sapnap that can be my husband
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Talked about this on YouTube but thought I’d expand in the universe I created here (it’s not going to completely follow DBH s actual plot but-)
So excuse the shitty drawings they were done at 2 AM when the idea of Benson being Sumo shot me wide awake
So first- Conner and Hank are RANBOO and Tubbo. Dream is Amanda who is charge of overseeing the RA-800’s progress of capturing and stoping the devient problem. Dream is modeled after the current president of Cyberlife (more on this later*) instead of watering roses or whatever, Dream listens to music and reads.
Tubbo is the Detroit police department’s youngest lieutenant (He’s at least 18 years old or something) He’s helped solve a ton of Red Ice cases and because he lost his dad to a heart attack due to exsessive drinking and Red Ice overdose. Hates androids because an android took care of him, and he died under its care, but deep down Tubbo knows it’s not the androids fault and that his dad was pretty shit anyway.
After he lost his dad, he had no one else, so he lives alone, developing a terrible sleep schedule and unhealthy eating habits. (Tubbos just passed out from exhaustion when Ranboo collects him for the Eden club mission). He used to be best friends with a person named Tommy, but they drifted apart after Tubbo got busy after his promoted and Tommy was grounded for a while.
Also Benson is Sumo and I can’t decide which is funnier- Benson being an actual duck that Tubbo tried to sick on Ranboo or is a duck lamp that Tubbo just chucks at Ranboos head.
Wilbur is Kara, Tommy is Alice, Techno is Luther and Philza is Rose.
Tommy is a kid who lives with his older brother Jack, older sister Niki and their caretaker android- Wilbur. Tommy is neglected and mistreated by both of his siblings and gets blamed for everything bad that happens to them. Wilbur eventually has enough and runs away with Tommy, heading to a cabin where a guy named Philza and his wife helps deviated androids cross the border. Another Android called Technoblde, who was hiding with Phil and a few other androids, goes with Will and Tommy to ensure they make it to the boarder safely. Tommys not an android cause that’s a stupid twist and defeats the whole purpose of showing humans and androids can get along. There’s found family, Tommy gets the siblings he’s always wanted, and SBI enthusiasts, you’re welcome.
Quackity is Markus, Karl is Simon, Sapnap is North, George is Josh, Eret is President Warren
Quackity used to work under a terrible guy named Schlatt for a few years, and after he died, Quackity didn’t want to go to another human who could possibly treat him terribly again. He diviated and took a few years (?) to repair and recover himself from the damages Schlatt caused over the years headed to a place where devients are said to gather (Kinoko Kingdom? El Rapids???) There he meets Karl, Sapnap, and George. Together they start a revolution against Cyberlife and fight for their rights and freedom. President Eret watches as the revolution unfolds. Dream is not happy about his creations rising against him.
George wants to do things peacefully, no fighting. He doesn’t want to get too involved if they don’t have to. Sapnap wants to fight back, start a whole war. Saying the only way for the people to understand their message is to fight. Karl is in the middle, usually the mediator between the two.
*George and Sapnap were Co-founders of Cyberlife along with Dream. At first they created the company to advance technology in a positive way, planning to make it big together. However, over the years Dream changed his ideals and the co-founders quit after no longer being able to morally support Dreams decisions. They are one of the few humans who were there before Quackity joined, helping form the safe space to spite Dream.
Woooo that’s a lot, I don’t know if I missed anything but here’s to any fellow Detroit Become Human fans who got dragged back into DBH hell from tubbo playing the game
#dbh au#dream smp#mcyt#georgenotfound#ranboo#dreamwastaken#tommyinnit#tubbo#karl jacobs#sapnap#wilbur soot#technoblade#eret myct#dsmp niki#jack manifold#philza#momza#benson my beloved#dsmp au#quackityhq#schlatt
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summer love ➷ Eret
pairing: EretxReader (i tried to write the reader as gn, but its my first time so if I made some mistakes- I'm sorry!)
summary: summer, pool parties, alcohol, meeting your crush for the first time in rl- yeah, nothing can go wrong.. right?
this is a mix between some angst, fluff and summer vibes
tags/warnings : alcohol used as a coping mechanism, they/them pronouns for Eret
words: 5984
a/n: hellou my loves! I can´t believe my last post was Halloween. I hope you are well and take care of yourself <3
This is my first mcyt-content I post on tumblr, wuhu! Maybe I´ll post some more, if you have wishes please tell me :)
important links: rules + masterlist
🌿 reposts and comments are appreciated, they motivate me a lot and keep me writing <3
Parties had never really been your thing. Sure, you've been to the club a few times with friends or were forced to go to birthday parties of school acquaintances, friends of friends - no matter what it was, you were always glad when you could finally fall into bed afterward.
This party wasn´t one of those.
Will had invited you to an evening at the vacation home he had rented with Niki, Phil, Tommy, Tubbo, Eret, Jack, and Fundy after the first day of VidCon that had everyone in great excitement and joy of reunion. You, as the ´new one´ to the DreamSMP and the group, had been especially nervous, most of whom you hadn´t met in person before; one of the reasons Will had forced you to come, even though you had been more than exhausted after the day.
You didn't regret it tho, the group was always been fun to hang out with over the internet, but the hours at VidCon had proven how much nicer it was in real life.
The hours on the convention besides meeting fans and other creators had been spent mostly filming content for your channels, whether it was for Instagram, videos for Tiktok, or vlogs; such an opportunity for this kind of content didn't come around often, and you had made an effort to do something with everyone.
Phil had filmed you and Will with Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo and Jack glued to your sides, screaming loudly for merch or snacks until in the end all six of you had stickers on your arms.
With Niki and Puffy you had done a photoshoot for your merch website, which at one point had been stormed by Quackity, Karl and Sapnap, which in turn had attracted the younger ones, who had forced Will to come along until it had ended in a big group photo.
After a successful afternoon, the only thing you had wanted was to say goodbye but ended up in a cab with Will, Niki, Tommy and Tubbo on the way to the house and not to your hotel room, which was in the other direction.
It was a large house in Seal Beach, a half-hour drive from the convention center and maybe a five-minute walk from the beach. The property was gigantic; the backyard alone had the same area as the house itself.
The first floor of the house consisted of two open parts, except for a separate bathroom and two storage closets. To the left of the hallway was the kitchen with a large kitchen island where you just washed the last remnants of breakfast, behind it on the wall the remaining shelves, another stove and next to it the oblong table with two benches. Across the hall was the living room. From your place at the counter, you could see the sofa nook in one corner of the room, where Niki was sorting pillows, putting the TV controls in the wall cabinets, and, you could see Will, picking up the last of the items lying around to carry up the spiral staircase between the living room and the kitchen. Upstairs there were two hallways, one to the left with the largest bedroom and a bathroom and on the other side were the remaining three bedrooms.
Since your group had agreed to -okay, Will had decided for you- clean up the house, Phil and his wife Kristin had grabbed Jack and Fundy and gone grocery shopping from the convention, the loud honking from the driveway announcing their arrival, as did the loud sounds of Dream's song ´Roadtrip´ which Jack persisted was a part of every car drive.
Ready to help, you left the dried glasses on the counter behind you and walked from the open kitchen into the hallway where Tubbo and Tommy were racing each other to get outside. Just as you were carefully walking across the stones of the driveway to the car, you had preferred to quickly go with socks on, not wanting to unnecessarily put on your shoes, Tommy jubilantly slapped the red hood of the car Phil and Will had rented for their time in California and thus received a light admonishing slap on the back of the head from the older.
"Mate, I've got to give the car back in the same condition I got it, stop banging your hands on it and help," Phil laughed at the blond. Tommy grinned. "I still won."
"Because you passed me on the stairs! I almost fell off!", Tubbo interfered and you could see all Phil's features slip away. "If your parents find out, they'll kill me," you could hear him mutter to Kristin, who reassuringly pressed a kiss to his cheek.
Although Tommy and Tubbo were the human form of chaos on two legs, especially when Ranboo and Jack were thrown in, they hadn't done anything extraordinarily risky- yet they still scared everyone with comments like that.
"How many did you invite? All of Twitch?" you joked at the sight of the overflowing trunk Jack stood in front of, handing everyone bags or baskets.
Fundy shrugged, eyeing the pile like a normal week's shopping. "Oh, Jack paid, so we just took whatever caught our eye."
Immediately Jack's eyes widened and he fumbled for his wallet in his back pocket. "What do I have? Guys- how did you get my card? How much did you spend?"
As he continued to figure out whose idea it was, Fundy grinned at you and raised his eyebrows. "Youtube Money," he breathed, and laughing, you accepted a basket of bottles.
It took a while before everything was cleared out and put away inside, in the meantime, Puffy and Eret's cab had arrived, which you didn't notice in the garden, busy with unpacking and inflating the air mattresses and pool floats that were also bought.
Cross-legged, you sat at the dry edge of the pool, its quiet splash and rushing of the pool filter drawing you into a relaxed state. You didn't hear the balcony door open or the footsteps in the grass behind you.
It was only when a shadow suddenly bent over you and two hands placed themselves on your shoulders that you flinched, startled, and bent forward a little too far, your face coming closer to the pool.
Just in time, the hands held you, accompanied by a deep laugh that sent more goosebumps down your spine.
"Idiot!" you gasped out of breath in shock, your pulse wouldn't calm down, possibly due to the person who was now settling down next to you.
"I'm sorry love, but the way you sat there in your own world was too inviting." Eret apologized and leaned back, resting their hands on the grass. They had tied their long curls in a braid, only single strands framing their face shining in the sun. "How can I make it up to you?"
Shaking your head, you waved it off, the pump still in your hand. "It's okay, it wasn't that bad."
"Well then. If you think of anything you're welcome to tell me," they offered anyway, pressing their knee briefly against yours. Even that slightest touch caused a fire to start under your skin, hot it crept from your knee to your face where it let your cheeks burn.
Quickly you let go of the swim ring in front of you so you could hold your hand in the cold pool water and then place it inconspicuously on top of your other one; right over your racing pulse.
You had been aware since you met Eret that their voice did things to you and that their words made your head spin, but that had only ever been through Discord and mostly in your room, your safe place. There you were alone, able to mute your reactions and take your time to calm down.
That had been one of your biggest fears before this trip, what if you met in person and your screen no longer protected you.
It had been all the more important for you to plan the meeting down to the last detail.
Eret would have texted you when they entered the convention, then you would have sent them your position and could have prepared for it.
Nothing had come as it should.
You had just been shooting a clip for your vlog where you and Foolish were acting out your DreamSMP characters and he had put an arm around you, when all of a sudden they were standing next to you, throwing a playful "What? A reconciliation without your boyfriend?" in the direction of the camera as they and Foolish leaned down for a kiss on your cheeks.
If Niki hadn't been recording the whole thing on your phone, you swear you would have fainted. Their lips on your cheek, their hand around your shoulders, the flowery smell of their perfume, everything had burned itself into your memories like a brandmark.
The surprise must have been written all over your face, because not only the guys but also your friends had started laughing, fans who had overheard the whole thing cheered for an interaction of their streamers and you´d just stood there, completely overwhelmed with everything.
'That's what you get for faking a relationship on a minecraft server- the falling in love for real is preprogrammed...' you thought to yourself, back from the memories to the present were Eret sat next to you, feet dipped in the pool.
"Did you enjoy the day? This must be your first convention as a creator, right?" they asked without taking their eyes off the circles of water caused by the tapping of their toes on the surface. You too watched as the circles started small and gradually grew larger.
"Yeah, before I just attended events like this and admired people like us, it was funny now to see kids coming up to me. Luckily they were all nice, I'll be honest, I wouldn't know how to deal with hate to the face. Nah, they were all wonderful. Especially when they cosplayed, some of them looked more like me than I did!" you shared.
Eret laughed, deep and warm and yet you felt a chill down your spine. "You could hardly tell it was your first time doing this, the way you handled everyone. And I don't think anyone could look as wonderful as you, no matter how great the cosplay was."
The last part made you look up from the water with a jolt, and despite your frantic movement, Eret continued to smile at you.
Their words caused your spinning thoughts to shut down, complete shutdown, zap. Nothing to help you form a more appropriate response other than, "Oh, thank you."
Nothing to stop you from blushing, something Eret definitely saw.
Inside, the stereo was plugged in, 'Roadtrip' echoing through the open doors and windows, Jack starting to sing along, and slowly you regain your composure.
"Are you done here? We could help inside with the final preparations," Eret asked. You agreed with them without hesitation, the last of the swim rings left on the slightly wet poolside.
Gradually the house filled up, the first official guest being Ranboo, who had been driven by his parents and waved to you with an overnight bag slung over his shoulder as Tubbo and Tommy pulled him up to their room on the first floor.
A little before seven Puffy, Foolish and Sam arrived, the boys carrying packs of beer as well as Puffys bag, while Puffy had her hands full with a tray of jelly shots.
You downed two of them with Puffy and Niki in the kitchen minutes later, Eret's smile in your head as the alcohol burned down your throat.
The Dream Team was the last to arrive, Sapnap and Punz headed straight for the kitchen while Dream said hello to everyone with George, Karl and Quackity in tow.
Around eight the pizza was delivered, the poor delivery boy was fortunately relieved of the large boxes by Sapnap, Foolish and Eret who took them outside to the garden where everyone enjoyed the good weather and the pool.
Niki, Puffy, and you had purposely laid down on three towels a little farther away from the pool after Tommy, Jack and Will had started a water gun fight against Fundy, Ranboo and Tubbo which didn´t really stayed inside the pool.
All six of them chased each other around the lawn so loudly, using anyone who suited them as a shield, whether the person wanted to was unimportant. In the end, however, everyone was not averse to a little cooling off, the sun still shining down on California from a clear sky despite the later hour.
"If every day is going to be the same for the next week, I don't ever want this week to end," Puffy asked from beside you, and Niki sighed. "That's right. Can't we stay longer? The weather in Brighton will never come close to this."
"Yes, please. Isn't this that influencer life everyone talks about?" you agreed, resting your head on your like sunscreen-smelling arms. The warm sun shining down on your backs had lulled you into a tired state. If it weren't for the constant fear of being included in the water fight, you would have been guaranteed to relax for a nap, but not under these circumstances.
"At least we're finally together. I'd take this over any Discord night," you add. The look Niki and Puffy gave each other didn't escape you. "Something wrong?"
"Nope." Niki drawled the word innocently. Puffy, in turn, grinned broadly at you. "I didn't doubt for a second that you were enjoying this."
Raising an eyebrow, you looked at the two women. "Oh, why is that?" you pecked, but at the same moment Eret stepped out, two glasses in their hands and a searching look on their face that was exchanged for a smile when they found you.
"You don't even listen, I see my statement thus confirmed," you heard Puffy say softly to Niki. The blush shot up your cheeks and you were glad your arms covered your face. "I don't know what you're talking about.", you mumbled into the crook of your arm, which made the women laugh louder.
Sure you knew what they meant, you had told them both about your crush on Discord months ago. All-day at the convention they had been quietly laughing trying to play matchmaker by sending you both off to get something or had put you next to each other at the DreamSMP meet-and-greet. Little things that drove you crazy.
Although your gaze was fixed on the patterns of your towel, you felt Eret approaching.
"Hi. The boys were mixing some alcohol inside and made a few too many glasses, would you like some?"
Covering your eyes with your hand you sat up, pulling your knees to your chest and smiling up at them. Also smiling, they held out a red, orange drink to you, which you gladly accepted. "Would you like to sit down?"
Grateful for the offer, Eret settled down on the towel at your feet, the towel didn't offer any more space than that, but it wasn't anything that seemed to bother either of you.
Curious, you took a sip of the drink, but grimaced at the bitter taste of blood orange and the strong vodka. "Oh God, someone needs to ban them from making cocktails!"
Eret's eyes also teared up at the tasting. Next to you, Puffy cleared her throat. She and Niki had stood up, their dresses laying on the towels. "At first I was going to complain why you didn't bring us drinks when there were so many," Puffy began, bracing her arms at her sides "Then I saw your reactions to those drinks. Niki and I are going swimming, have fun!" She said the last part winking in your direction. While Eret blushed at the fact that they had only brought you something to drink, the wink caught you.
"Who do I actually have to charge for this bad cocktail?" you redirected the topic once the two were out of earshot.
"Sapnap, who else? Dream, Sam, Foolish and him have definitely brewed worse, but I didn't want to do that to you."
Pressing the straw against the ice cubes, you nodded in understanding. "Why doesn´t it surprise me that they are doing this? Okay, Dream doing this suprises me. I thought he doesn't drink?
Eret smirked. "That doesn't mean that he doesn't enjoy pouring alcohol into glasses. He mixes, the others taste, add and pass it out. If you want more, I definitely recommend smelling the glasses... and definitely don't take the really light ones or the really dark ones, there's the most in there- hey, I thought you didn't like yours?"
Guilty, you took the straw out of your mouth. During their talking, you had caught yourself staring again and the only distraction had been the drink.
At least it cooled you down. "I don't want to throw it away." You grin sheepishly into the half-empty glass, ice cubes clinking against the sides, a pleasant breeze brushing your exposed body parts.
Eret slides a little closer, putting their hand on your knee, holding the glass up to you. "Here's to bad drinks and a good evening?"
Loud laughter from the water fight echoed over to you, the light of the late sun made their eyes shine like the blue of the sky, stained with golden flecks, the air around you smelled of sunscreen, vodka and fresh grass, and it was all punctuated by the soft clink of your glasses.
"Here's to bad drinks and a good evening."
In the same second that your glasses clinked together, everything in the world except their hand on your knee becoming unimportant, you sipping from your glass, you could see Will climbing out of the pool behind Eret. A smile that you knew from moments that did not end well for you was on his lips and your eyes open wide in fear.
Loudly he called your name, whereupon Eret also turned around. "Eret," your voice became panicked. Will sauntered closer, dramatically charging the water pistol and firing a warning shot past you.
"Eret, please.", your plea was thankfully answered, as Eret extended an arm to Will. "One step closer and I can't guarantee anything! Step back while you can!" They straightened up, held out their hand to you, and you grasped it gratefully.
Will didn't seem to care about the words, he was now pointing the water gun at you. "You! You haven't been in the pool yet! Eret, get out of my way, I have host duties to attend to."
Eret shook their head with a laugh. "Oh Will, I'm afraid I can't let you do that" They squeezed your hand assuringly. "Don't worry, nothing will happen to you."
The spectacle quickly attracted the attention of your friends, which Will used to his advantage. "Fundy? Jack? You guys want to call a truce for a minute and help me with a problem?" shouted Will without looking away from you, which made you cling to Eret's hand all the more nervously.
Every hair on your body stood out with excitement, every pulse beat echoed in your ears, just like your pleading, "Eret.. Eret, he's not stopping. Eret, what should we do?"
Suddenly Eret turned to you, their eyes glinting in the sun, their curved lips twisted into a confident smile. "There's only one thing we can do- we have to take away his victory in throwing you into the pool. On the count of three we'll run." they laid out the determined plan for you. Eret didn't wait for you to agree; your look had told them everything and your hand in theirs confirmed you were both in.
"One, two, three!"
They didn't even have to have said three, you both had jumped up at two and were off and running.
The grass tickled under your bare feet and between your toes, lukewarm water sprayed from Jack's and Fundy's water guns hitting you everywhere. Will, who had thrown his gun on the grass, barely understanding what you were about to do, tried to reach for you, but just as his fingertips touched your arm, Eret pulled you closer from the other side and Will slid away on the grass.
"Watch out for the poolside!" shouted Phil at you, poking his head out the patio door, and to be on the safe side you slowed down the wetter the area around the pool got.
No one was going to get hurt, after all.
Just before the pool, Eret stopped all at once and looked deep into your eyes. "Do you trust me?", their rough voice went under your skin, in no world you would be able to deny this question. "Okay well, I've always wanted to try this and I can't imagine doing it with anyone else."
And then something happened that you have seen countless times in books, the images that had blossomed in your mind from those words became true in an unbelievable way.
Eret turned their back to the pool in which Tommy, Puffy, and Punz had swum out of the way, and pulled you to them, falling backward.
Pressed against their chest, your arms wrapped around their middle in shock, you landed in the water. It splashed loudly, the pleasantly cool water enveloped you, and dully you could hear the laughter of your friends.
You tried to orient yourself with your legs in the nothingness, all you could see was Eret's brown hair, the blurry blue shirt you grabbed for support after you had let go of them in surprise while diving under.
What seemed an infinite time to you, from the moment Will had approached you to now, when Eret stood in the water and thus pulled you above the surface, had all happened in a few minutes, if not seconds. Gasping for air and blinking rapidly, you leaned your wet forehead against Eret's shoulder, trying to wrest control of your breath back to yourself.
"Are you all right?" asked Eret, and you looked up. Laughing, they brushed hair strands from your face, their hand lingering on your cheek, their thumb stroking your parted lips.
You didn't know what it was exactly, the alcohol, hormones, the adrenaline that clouded your senses and inhibitions, but you jumped over your own shadow and doubts and bridged the few inches between you.
It wasn't a long, intense kiss like you knew from movies, just a brief collision of your lips, it still robbed you of everything that was left of your breath.
The cheering of Punz and Tommy saying "That must taste really disgusting because of the chlorine" transported you harshly back to reality.
A reality in which you kissed Eret, Eret, in front of all your friends.
A reality in which they didn´t react to the kiss, but only looked at you with wide blue eyes.
Now that you had laid your cards open on the table, you felt naked under the many stares, even if most had turned away again, Erets you would never forget.
Ashamed, you disengaged from them, another embarrassment as your legs were wrapped around their waist. Still nothing came from them.
As you got out of the pool you wrapped the next best towel around your body, but it didn't help with the feeling of having exposed yourself to everyone and tears gathered in your eyes. Without looking back one last time, you fled into the house, ignoring the guys in the kitchen and grabbing one of the light drinks with which you barricaded yourself in the second-floor bathroom.
Despite the weather, you couldn't find any warmth in the room, instead, unpleasant goosebumps rolled over you. Your clothes stuck coldly to your body, the now wet towel and also the burning feeling of the chlorine in your eyes didn´t let you forget what had just happened.
You lifted the glass with both hands, trying to numb the feeling of their lips on yours with vodka, however, resulting in a hot throat and more tears that you couldn't blink back.
Chewing your lip, you slapped your hand over your mouth, tears rolling inexorably down your cheeks.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" The words were no louder than a whisper, in the middle of them you stopped to catch your breath; the tears constricted your throat.
The knocking on the door, from which you stumbled backwards, seemed all the louder. As much as you wanted to shout that it was occupied, that whoever the person was should go somewhere else, nothing came out.
Slowly, the door handle pushed down.
"It's me, Puffy. I'm coming in now."
She immediately took you in her arms, listened to your sobs, ran her hands through your hair, and handed you a glass of water again and again.
After a while, Niki joined you as well, fresh clothes of hers under her arm.
The two women helped you out of the clothes, hanging them on one of the clotheslines while you put on the short black pants and one of Niki's gray sweaters.
Neither of them spoke about what had happened, leaving you to decide if you wanted to talk.
You just looked at the toilet seat folded shut, your eyes unfocused on the white tiles. Niki was squatting between your legs, had your hands in hers, and was stroking the back of your hands soothingly. Puffy stood beside you, busy blow-drying your hair.
"Can either of you get me my cell phone? I need to call a cab." you asked in a raspy voice and Puffy turned off the blow dryer, combing through your now dry hair one last time. "You can spend the night here. We can both fit in my bed," Niki suggested.
That neither of them wanted to let you drive a cab alone for an hour in that state was clear.
The alcohol had brought down all your walls, the caring of the two women made tears well up in your eyes again, which Niki immediately wiped away with her thumb. "Why did I do this? I can never be close to them again. I've ruined everything." You sobbed, followed by a vodka-tasting hiccup.
Ever since Niki and Puffy had taken on the task of helping you, you had been desperately thinking about what you could do.
From apologizing, to lying, to ignoring what happened, everything had been there, but nothing made you particularly happy. You could never apologize, lying would be too much of a strain on your emotions - the only logical thing in your eyes was to run away.
You would never survive the next two days of VidCon. To be with them in that building among thousands of attentive fans who wanted to take group photos was unimaginable.
It would probably be best to get on the plane home as soon as possible. You could ignore them, block them in an emergency so you wouldn't double-cross yourself and text them after all. Maybe you'd take a break from social media, try to get over your crush, but you were still playing a couple on the DreamSMP and that was ultimately what triggered this whole crappy situation.
A cool glass of water was thrust into your hands and you looked up from the tiles at Puffy and Niki. "What would you guys do if you were me?" Exasperation underlay your tone.
"You should talk to them. Running away might sound like an easy solution at first, but it won't do you any good in the future." Puffy's suggestion made you scrunch up your face, you had expected that, but you didn't want to hear it.
Niki nodded in agreement. "It would be for the best. I think they would understand you, they´re the last person who would judge someone for something like that. You can't help the way you feel, they know that. Don't you think you'd feel better if you confided in them? Then you can get some closure."
Your sniffling became quieter, you knew they were right. Nevertheless, the thought made you afraid to face Eret.
For half a year now you knew each other and there were hardly any days when you didn't have contact. Sometimes it was simple text messages, a photo of things you noticed and wanted to share with the other, but most of the time you sat in Discord, in private calls where you talked for hours, tinkered with lore for the DreamSMP or just used the presence of the other to work on your own stuff.
And you had destroyed that in a second, guided by feelings for your best friend.
Would you ever be able to be alone with them again without thinking about today?
Would you ever sit laughing in Discord again until the reason you were laughing was long forgotten, but their laughter continued to carry you away?
You made a decision- you weren't going to throw away your friendship, not if you could help it.
Taking a deep breath, you stood up. Nervousness slowly crept up your spine, making itself comfortable in the back of your neck.
On the short walk to the door, you started making up sentences, throwing words together, and yet nothing meaningful came out.
None of it mattered.
Because your brain stopped when you opened the bathroom door, Puffy and Niki right behind you, and Eret standing in front of you, hand raised to the handle and with a similar thoughtful look as you.
The world stopped for a moment.
Not really, that wouldn't be possible, but it felt like it.
Frozen in place, you stopped in the doorway, unable to let go of the handle for fear of losing your balance. Puffy and Niki bent down under your arm, ducking past you at the side, and you almost yelled at them to stay there.
Instead, you stayed still as Eret slowly blurred through the tears in your eyes. Even against that you couldn't do anything, you could just stand still and hope your circling thoughts would stop taking your breath away.
Eret took the first step, into the empty hallway, where they sat down in front of the closed door of their room. With a nod of their head, they gestured for you to follow them, and burying your hands in Niki's sweater, fingers pressed into the heels of your hands, you sat down in front of Will's room on the other side.
You hated that the hallway wasn't even six feet wide and yet the distance between you felt enormous.. Not even 48 hours ago, continents had separated you and it had felt closer than this.
"I'm sorry," you cleared your throat without looking up from the hem of their shirt. When they didn't answer, and the silence smothered you, the words tumbled out of you, "I'm sorry I kissed you. I- I don't know what had gotten into me, okay, maybe I did, but I should never have done it. I forced myself on you, embarrassed you in front of everyone. I certainly didn't mean to, I don't know what I meant to. I'm so sorry, Eret. I'm acting like a child and not an adult."
"You're kidding, right?"
The harsh words made the blood run cold in your veins. You could see them pushing their shoulders back, tensing their thighs.
Before they could speak further the door to the room at the end of the hall opened and Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo came out. Ignoring you and with all the time in the world, they walked past you, bent over Tommy's cell phone with interest.
Time didn't seem to pass, and your panic at what Eret had said increased. They were angry with you after all, you couldn't interpret the tone in which they spoke any other way.
In your mind, you said goodbye to the life you had led in the last half year.
Eret, however, surprised you by sliding into the middle of the hallway as soon as the younger ones disappeared down the stairs. They put their hands flat on your thighs, asking you to look at them. You refused, by now you had started crying again and you didn't want to embarrass yourself any more.
"Can you please look at me? Please, stop crying, I can't take it! Hey, it's all good, please. I'm not mad at you.", they talked to you softly, leaning closer until their forehead touched yours. This gentle contact confused you, continued to throw your thoughts out of whack. "You're not mad?" you whispered. You had to concentrate on the soft music from downstairs, Eret's regular breaths, the warmth of their hands on your legs, their forehead against yours, or you would have lost the battle against the growing panic.
It was ironic, Eret had taught you this method of calming down after you had finished your first lore stream and a particularly aggressive and threatening message had appeared on your twitter timeline.
And they helped you now, too, despite what had happened.
"I'm not mad, maybe because you're dragging yourself down. It's all my fault, I should have reacted directly, then none of this would have happened and your pretty face wouldn't be full of tears. Please, look me in the eyes, do I look angry?" they asked and indeed their look was filled with concern, not anger, their blue eyes widened when they saw your reddened cheeks, the wet traces of tears. "Oh, my love. I guess I did some major damage there by not returning your kiss, didn't I? May I make it up to you?"
Confused, you nodded, nothing really making sense until they tilted their head and kissed you. "I'm sorry." they whispered against your slightly parted lips. "When you kissed me in the pool I wanted nothing more than to kiss you back and finally tell you how much I like you. I couldn't quite manage that, it was suddenly too much all at once and then you were gone. I would have run after you right away, but Foolish and Niki stopped me, asked me to give you time. I'm sorry if I destroyed anything, it was never my intention."
As Eret poured out the words over you, they moved closer and closer until you were sitting between their open legs. "I thought I ruined our friendship with my crush," you whispered, the tension falling from you like a stone. A laugh escaped you, "Oh fuck, we're both blind."
Eret had to laugh as well. "We are. You know, Niki showed me the video from today at noon, the video where we first saw each other. That's when I got all the teasing from Foolish. He told me many times that we should finally open our eyes, only I never wanted to believe him."
Instead of answering them, you kissed them again. This time Eret kissed you right back, pushing you further back until your back was pressed flat against the door. Their hands moved from your thighs to your face, embracing it, their fingers stroking your cheeks.
It was everything you could ever imagine and more. You had never felt so comfortable, their lips were soft, the kiss at once gentle yet demanding, their touch made flames lick across your body.
After half a year of longing to be in their arms, to see them laugh, to feel them under your fingertips, your fantasies came true and exceeded.
You didn't even notice that Foolish, Niki and Puffy came creeping up the stairs half an hour later and found you sitting snuggled close together in the doorway, heads together, whispering softly and seeking each other's kisses.
You had a lot to tell each other, a lot to catch up on.
#mcyt#eret x reader#eret myct#the eret#foolishg#captian puffy#niki nihachu#wilbur soot#dream team#dream smp
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Dream SMP Underrated Memories/Moments
Everyone’s always talking about the wars, but I wanted to just gather a list of some of my favorite lesser-appreciated moments that aren’t remembered as much! I’ve been thinking about this list for a while and thought this might be a nice time to post it, seeing as it’s really the start of something new :’)
Just some of my fond memories from the past several months
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- Shortly after the first revolution, Tubbo announces that he has finally seen Hamilton and understands all the references. He, Tommy and Wilbur then spend like 15 minutes arguing which characters they are. Wilbur explains that Tubbo most resembles John Laurens, and everyone’s like “oh cool” until they remember that that would mean that Tubbo has a tragic death in the future. Tommy says, “Let’s not foreshadow the next WAR, GUYS!” in a joking manner. Haha, very funny Tommy.
- Dream and his parrot. The parrot dies, Dream instantly ends stream, then starts it again and builds a memorial, heartbroken. Rest in peace.
- Sapnap borrowing Spirit only to instantly lose the horse to a creeper explosion, THEN accidentally crafting some leather into an item frame that was meant to hold Spirit’s leather. No wonder Dream no longer keeps pets.
- Theropay and premium bonds
- The original L’manberg war being pushed back a day for Dream’s serious stream, and Tommy reacting to it live in the most hilarious way possible.
“No, George and I are not dating--” - Dream
“--NOOOOOOOOOOO” - Tommy, immediately
- In the days leading up to the L’manberg war, Tommy builds a fight club underneath the embassy but gets distracted with speaking Dutch to Fundy, eventually leading to him wandering around the Prime Path putting signs down that say “The green bastard shall die!” in different languages, as propaganda to Dream’s viewers who may be able to speak those other languages
- Wilbur asking Dream out on a date with Tommy as his wingman (before he joined the SMP? I think? Not sure), leading to the most infamous conspiracy/plot that would go on to stretch all the way to the ELECTION. New fans...you have no idea how lucky you are to have missed the torture.
- Wilbur and especially JSchlatt joining the SMP in general. Tommy being in awe of his SMPLive heroes. The SMPLive Cuck Shed is replicated in the Dream SMP. Wilbur logs off for what was going to be his last time in the community house, giving Tommy ownership of his ball house. Schlatt is kicked and banned.
- Tommy gives a surprisingly good performance of Macbeth and then Hamilton to Dream while held at gunpoint, winning over Dream’s favor with the power of music. Dream mentions Heathers in game chat, but Tommy doesn’t know what that is. Is there a word that means “unintentional foreshadowing?”
- Tommy and Wilbur construct a park composed of alleyways and drug pits to attract drug dealers and women, instead attracting a mysterious Dream. They challenge Dream to a trivia contest and he loses to Wilbur, then jumps off a cliff in despair. We should’ve known trivia was his greatest weakness. Again, is there a word that means “unintentional foreshadowing??”
- Tommy is ecstatic at Jack Manifold being whitelisted after the L’manberg war, only for Dream to try and get Jack to join the Dream SMP side instead through bribery and secret-code-filled books...and it kinda worked?
- Fundy gathers obsidian for the new Manberg flag, leading to the hilarious sequence of him desperately trying to google common English phrases that Schlatt says, as he doesn’t know what they mean.
“I’ve taken a few pages out of his book” - Schlatt
*Fundy googling “take a page out of his book meaning”* “Yeah”
“do you know what 'idioms’ are?” - Schlatt
*Fundy immediately googling what an idiom is* “uhhhh yeah yeah - yeah, of course”
- Niki joins the SMP after the L’manberg war. They take down the original Camarvan, and Wilbur performs the L’manberg anthem for the first time.
- Tommy getting Quackity into a VC to try and intimidate Skeppy (he fails) before asking Dream to whitelist him. Dream promptly does.
- That one day that Quackity felt that Tommy was giving more attention to his new pet Henry than to the cartel, so Quackity kidnaps Henry and forces Tommy to play a cruel Saw-like trivia game to bargain for Henry’s life. Tubbo betrays Tommy and cheers on Quackity for the entertainment. It ends in bloodshed, but thankfully Henry is safe... Yeah, we all just kinda forgot about that day, huh?
- Tommy and Tubbo building the nuclear war bunker
- The birth of Big Law at Fundy’s trial over the mysterious disappearance of Beenis. “Be careful, I’m a lawyer!”
“What do you do for a living, Tubbo?”
(After proclaiming that he’s a lawyer for 30 minutes) “I paint...sofas”
- Karl joining the SMP, creating a new ugly beautiful Minecraft skin...and putting it on backwards
- Purpled starting his stream right before Eret betrays L’manberg in the war, having no clue of what’s going on. He occasionally joins the VC to hear things without context, and stumbles upon where people are gathered, only to be baffled at what’s happening.
- That early on stream where George texts Dream’s mother that he’s Dream’s boyfriend, and she replies. He and the other SMP members spend an hour going back and forth on how to respond.
- The entire Church Prime stream. Honestly the funniest stream I’ve ever seen, no doubt. I was literally crying tears of laughter at times while simultaneously on edge worrying about them getting cancelled.
- The original Deal or No Deal stream where Tubbo won his Happy Meals
- The hunt for Taco Bell
- Drista. Enough said.
- Fundy joining L’manberg, and Tommy accusing him of plagiarizing the L’manberg outfits due to his crayon suit, only for Wilbur to explain that Fundy is his son. Tommy is, as expected, quite confused.
- Dream giving Fundy and Tommy hundreds of dollars in gifts in the most intimidating and nerve-wracking way possible, holding them at gunpoint.
- Purpled’s fall trap at the Socializing Club causing multiple people, including Dream, Fundy and Tommy to all fall down and die, causing their items to get mixed together, leading to arguments and drama.
- Tubbo’s Stress Relievers
- Tommy and Tubbo, during the Pet War, going up Punz’s tower to defend Fundy. They aren’t in VC, and start saying identical things in chat in Perfect Grammar while in full netherite, ominously looking slowly back and forth at each other, looking like evil twins straight out of a horror movie.
--- Feel free to add on with your own :)
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when i got into the dsmp i started a note and wrote down any quotes or moments i thought were funny, and im bored at 3 am so enjoy some of them
how is being arrested real? just walk away!!!”
⁃ “once an american always an american. go...go protests masks...or something”
⁃ “...yEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE WAP” “what’s...whats wap?” “...WORSHIP AND PRAYER”
⁃ “HOW DO YOU LIKE POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER”
⁃ “i’m naked” “...no you’re not” “i can be...”
⁃ “uhhhh i’m in a high stress situation....i deal with these poorly”
⁃ “i should go first i’m naked”
⁃ “yEAHHHH WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS”
⁃ “what are you going to do?” “i...have no idea i think i’m gonna start out by punching a tree”
⁃ “tOmmy...did i just hear you say shit ass looking mofo?”
⁃ “i aM gOinG to gEt nAkeD to iNtiMidAtE HiM”
- “...i want freedom !” “you want BALLS.”
⁃ “...down the line. yeah that’s where we discover the art of cannibalism” “oh it’s an art?” “it’s an art”
⁃ “oh there’s some logs here. wonder what they’re saying to me. uh huh. uh huh. oh yeah that’s very racist” “tommy you gotta burn those logs.” “burn ‘em before they spread their racism to other logs”
⁃ “are you pooing?” “*whisper* i’m charging up-““ “he’s ejaculating on the tent.” “he’s WHAT?”
⁃ “he’s sPEEDING. LOOK HOW FAST HES GOING” “i’ve taken so many drugs. someone tell badboyhalo”
⁃ “we should make a pact. and that pact is, uh, we make a book...and in that book...we declare that saying ‘muffin’ is a, is a slur”
⁃ “i was thinking what if one day your bladder just,,,,stopped working.....AGGGFFFFF i was tHINKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY IVE GOT TO PREPARE IVE GOT YO PREPARE thisiswhydiapersaintthatbad”
⁃ <sapnap> i think i was ordered to um
<tommyinnit> boobed
<sapnap> kill you
<tommyinnit> boobs
<sapnap> if this happens
<tommyinnit> think about boobs man
<sapnap> tsk tsk tommy
<tommyinnit> iM DISGRUNTLED
⁃ “why is this deadman so good at making drugs”
⁃ “i just learnt that a girl hero is called a heroine and it freaked me out”
⁃ “memento memento me-“ “that’s actually the worst word i know so you can’t keep saying that” “oh, really.....? have you ever heard the term ‘racist’?”
⁃ “the person who invented the phrase ‘be yourself’ hadn’t met you!”
⁃ “you seem like the type of guy whose dad would throw him overboard as a joke but he would just drown”
⁃ “shout out to dream for twerking!”
⁃ “let’s talk......let’s talk about sex” “wonderful. what do you think about sex, lazarbeam?” “i ain’t saying SHIT in front of a sixteen year old”
⁃ “what the- i think i’m seeing things” “....tommy i told you not to drink the sea water” “well i DID drink the sea water because it TOLD ME TO”
⁃ “it’s like the movie when that guy gets stranded on an island and has sex with a coconut” “whAT?? dream- dream, you vastly misinterpreted this” “it one hundred percent does”
⁃ “oh mastICATE.....isn’t that when a fish turns inside out?”
⁃ “what are some bad words YOU know, clay?” “i don’t-“ “what about ‘terrorist’?”
⁃ “my mind has to be on the same frequency as jesus when he walked on water”
⁃ “you wanna know why i was late?” “no i really do-“ “i was having a MASSIVE poo. really just a HUGE poo”
⁃ “jUST CUZ YOU TALK ABOUT POO ONCE AND THEN YOU SEE A BIG GREEN BASTARD AMD YOUR LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THEN YOU CANT REMEMBER- YOU CANT REMEMBER IF IT WAS YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW YOU HURT THAT WOMAN”
⁃ “i love america. mmmmm patriotism
⁃ “LIFE IS NOT A HAPPY SONG KERMIT THE FROG”
⁃ “please stop taking the cock”
⁃ “two four six eight who do we appreciate? not the government let’s gooooooo”
⁃ “oooo look at the dogs😍” “wHAAAAAT. WHAT. THERES ACTUALLY LIKE. A MILLION DOGS HERE. WHAT THE HELL.”
⁃ “yeahhhhh bitch i stab- i don’t stab women-“ “woooooooah tommy you stab women?” “heyyyy sapnap”
⁃ “do you know what happens whne you reach the top of the ladder? there’s only one place to go.” “.....side to side😨” “down.” “...i really thought you were gonna say side to side🥺”
⁃ “one last time.” “just like in hamilton😓”
⁃ “you don’t know how many times i’ve mistaken trees for hot women”
⁃ “ i don’t feel better i just destroyed penis”
⁃ “i’ve never seen a snail with bad morals”
⁃ “awwwwwwww😢 i’m doin’ drugs🤧 just like the good ol’ days😓” “.....define the ‘good old days’” “back when i did drugs”
⁃ “have you ever fought a baby? i have and it was trivially easy to defeat, phil.”
⁃ “the only other i egg i know about was the one i learnt about in school....not allowed to say which one....”
⁃ “did you know one of my new years resolutions is to be more like 2010 justin bieber?”
⁃ “apparently cats don’t lay eggs”
⁃ “thinking about trees- if i saw a tree with a beard mmmmmm...holy shit id hit it”
⁃ “we’re in hell dude. science doesn’t matter here”
⁃ “i cant die i cant die i’m GOD”
⁃ “hey pig your letter is the same as pussy, hmm?”
⁃ “are we cool are we COOL guys? CRYSTAL COOL like CRYSTAL METH”
⁃ “he- he’s crying because - because i killed his mother isn’t that right? mother dearest mother deadest mother gonest”
⁃ “bro ive been drinking since i was six and let me tell you...it’s not good to be drinking that young. led to some poor life decisions when i was 8” “what did you do” “i cant say” “...who did you hurt” “....only myself”
⁃ “je suis” “ay i know what that mean you prick” “what does it mean” “it means you’re racist dickhead”
⁃ “i’d never poo in the presence of a women- which is why i’m scared to get a girlfriend i think i’d just explode”
⁃ “biff tannen is one of my idols”
⁃ “black widow died and i thought ‘wow it should’ve been the man’ because he’s a man”
⁃ “there’s a character called captain america and i think he’s stupid”
⁃ “i’m a GOOD LAD i’ve got GOOD MORALS and if i’ve DONE SOMETHING WRONG it WASNT MY FAULT I JUST GOT A LITTLE EXCITED”
⁃ “sam....what’s the longest you’ve ever wiped your arse? for me it’s 48 minutes”
⁃ “why are you standing in the shitter?” “....that’s a SINK” “uhhh welllll” “hAVE YOU SHAT IN THE SINK?????”
⁃ “you’re like a living ghost” “...i think that’s called a human, tubbo”
⁃ “maybe i accidentally kill ranboo and we just never see him again *laughs* ay? and then i go ‘april foooools!!!’ and then i kill their child. i kill him”
⁃ “you built a penis” “it’s a PENIS OF SAFETY”
⁃ “i saw the penis of safety and i pressed mouse button four my friend”
⁃ “the penis on the other side of the river is larger” “ive heard that before....”
⁃ “you’ve turned the penis into a wall” “a wall of safety is better than a penis of safety” “i think the penis was better”
⁃ “if you wanna make a penis i know where we can make a penis and i know how big we can make it”
⁃ “i don’t conceptualize death but i think i just saw it!”
⁃ “yeah i- yeah i know i’m- my first impression on eret was making him read a shrek fan fiction so- i’m not one for first impressions”
⁃ “i-i’m scared for him- i’m scared OF him. yknow the first thing he did when he saw me was imMEDIATELY strip down then jump off then immediately die?”
⁃ “where are you?” “getting stabbed, one second”
⁃ “you’ve seen the joker?” “yea-“ “i resonate a lot with that man” “...oH. oh. that’s- that’s not-“
⁃ “he bURNT DOWN MY HOUSE” “out of LOVE”
⁃ “ohhhh my god stop making me play with the neighbor kid” “o-okay if you don’t go play with him i’m kicking you out of the house-“ “wHAT THE FUCK???”
⁃ “there’s a STRIP CLUB” “oh yeah for wood!” “are you into strippers?” “i mean all it does is make the wood look different so....yeah it doesn’t really do much”
⁃ “no no we have categories, we have the poo-saster- you might have to take a shower after-“ “no, no i’m gonna stop you right there”
⁃ “as i was saying you can have a 1-to-3 wiper, that’s an A-tier poo, my friend”
⁃ “i want you to eat your sock”
⁃ “you know i’m a child- i’m a minor” “sO AM I DICKHEAD”
⁃ “everyone is calling you dresus” “yeah i am”
⁃ “ayyyy ayyyy los DROGAS LOS DROGAS” “no no big q- she’s thirteen- how does this happen with every 13 year old girl you meet?”
⁃ “my poo has muscles like i do”
⁃ “i cant hear the words among us without crying they’ll say there are aliens among us and in the back youll just hear me *choking noises*”
⁃ “tubbo...tubbo is like...tubbo is like mary” “.....did you just call me the Virgin Mary?”
⁃ “i’m just saying, have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room?”
⁃ “do you smoke sam” “all the time”
⁃ “i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”
⁃ “have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”
⁃ “we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be good”
⁃ “THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”
⁃ “you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”
⁃ “....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”
⁃ “he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”
⁃ “well i’ve moved now, KING”
⁃ “what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with my friends they use the word angst a lot”
⁃ “yeah yeah yeah i bench”
⁃ “sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”
⁃ “i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”
⁃ “i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”
⁃ “i’m under the influence of big cock”
⁃ “it’s meeee big cock man”
⁃ “i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”
⁃ “you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”
⁃ “i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“
⁃ “STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”
⁃ “at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“
⁃ “is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
⁃ “.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”
⁃ “okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”
⁃ “sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“
⁃ “please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”
⁃ “why is there an anus in my tie?”
⁃ “what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”
⁃ “whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”
⁃ “i’d be an antivax landlord”
⁃ “jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”
⁃ “can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“
⁃ “you know i fuck with satan”
⁃ “i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“
⁃ “are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”
⁃ “even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”
⁃ “the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“
⁃ “......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”
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IT
Bill Denbrough
Richie Tozier
"Please cuddle me all day"
Summary: Your boyfriend Richie comes over to hang out with you but all you want to do is sleep.
Eddie Kaspbrak
Beverly Marsh
Ben Hanscom
Mike Hanlon
Stanley Uris
Henry Bowers
Reginald “Belch” Huggins
Victor Criss
Patrick Hockstetter
Seaquest DSV
Lucas Wolenczak
Happy Couple
Summary: On Captain Bridger’s tour of the SeaQuest he meets Y/N and Lucas, the only teenagers, and the only ones who can sustain a healthy relationship.
Newsies 1992
Jack Kelly
Spot Conlon
Surprises on Set (Gabriel Damon x Reader)
Summary: Max flys Y/N out to Universal Studios to visit her boyfriend, Gabriel Damon, who has been very moody lately.
David Jacobs
Racetrack Higgins
Kid Blink
Skittery
Mush
MCYT
Dreamwastaken
Georgenotfound
Sapnap
Karl Jacobs, Sapnap and Quackity streaming with a scottish!reader
Wilbursoot
Fundy
Karl Jacobs
Karl Jacobs, Sapnap and Quackity streaming with a scottish!reader
Quackity
Karl Jacobs, Sapnap and Quackity streaming with a scottish!reader
Tubbo
Tommyinnit
Cuddles with Tommy include
Angel
Summary: Tommy complains about Y/N’s new nickname for him.
Chill Stream
Summary: Sbi, Tubbo, Dream and George gushing over Tommy and Y/N being couple goals
Come see the stars
Summary: Tommy takes his best friend stargazing.
Nihachu
Ranboo
The Outsiders
Ponyboy Curtis
Dating Ponyboy Curtis Would Include:
Sodapop Curtis
Dallas Winston
Johnny Cade
Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Luna Lovegood
Draco Malfoy
Ginny Weasley
Back to the Future
Marty McFly
George McFly
Lorraine Baines
The Mighty Ducks
Charlie Conway
Spy Deal
Summary: Coach Orion has a little job for his younger sister
Adam Banks
Guy Germaine
Ken Wu
Luis Mendoza
Dean Portman
Fulton Reed
Dream a Little Dream
Bobby Keller
Dinger Holfield
Dating him would include
What are my Flaws
Summary: After being invited to a party some truths come out after a silly drunken conversation.
Goonies
Mikey Walsh
Clarke “Mouth” Deveraux
Andy Carmichael
Clueless
Cher Horowitz
Dionne Davenport
Defending Jacob
Jacob Barber
Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm Wilkerson
Reese Wilkerson
Nail Polish
Summary: Y/N finds Reece's many bottles of nail polish and paints his nails.
Unexpected
Summary: A sworn enemy sparks a romance at a Halloween party?
Miraculous Ladybug
Adrien Agreste
They're Whipped
Summary: Head canons about some miraculous characters being whipped for you.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Nino Lahiffe
They're Whipped
Summary: Head canons about some miraculous characters being whipped for you.
Luca Couffaine
Chloe Bourgeois
They're Whipped
Summary: Head canons about some miraculous characters being whipped for you.
Félix Graham de Vanily
The Black Phone
Vance Hopper
Finney Blake
Bruce Yamada
Billy/Paperboy
Robin Arellano
Sidemen + Friends
KSI
Wroetoshaw
What Happens in Mykonos Stays in Mykonos
Summary: After a drunken night of clubbing Harry and Y/N exchange some intoxicated words.
Behzinga
Vikkstar
Zerkaa
Miniminter
TBJZL
Calfreezy
Drunk on Cam
Summary: Cal and his girlfriend have a bit too much fun helping Tobi film his video.
"Y/N and Cal being our favourites"
Summary: If a fan made a compilation of Cal and Y/N's best moments.
Stephen Tries
Twitter
Summary: A little twitter thread
Harry Pinero
Yung Filly
Ginny & Georgia
Matt press
Get Out Of Your Own Way
Summary: Matt Press can never seem to get out of his own way.
Marcus Baker
Abby Littman
Young Zion Miller
Young Joe
Beta Squad
Chunkz
KingKennyTv
Niko Omilana
Cutie Patooties
Summary: Niko's day seems to lighten up incredibly after a certain guest is invited into the studio.
Sharky
Aj Shabeel
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