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oliversshipacc · 8 months

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The Office quotes as Lucifer characters

Lucifer: I am dead inside.

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Lucifer: Why do you care whether we like them or not?

Trixie: I care if you like them

Lucifer: Why? I'm not your father

(post Daniel's death and pre-hell/he doesn't go)

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Lucifer: I'm in love with you.

Dan/Chloe (either): what?

Lucifer: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to.

Dan/Chloe: I- can't. (I'm in love with Charlotte/Pierce)

Lucifer: yeah...

Dan/Chloe: you have no idea.

Lucifer: don't do that...

Dan: what you mean to me.

Chloe: what your friendship means to me. (yes they would say different things)

Lucifer: I don't wanna do that, I wanna be more than that.

Dan/Chloe: I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault...

Lucifer: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our relationship.

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Daniel: at least once a year I like to bring in some of my Dan's famous chili!

#the office #douchifer #deckerstar #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #daniel espinoza #trixie decker #chloe decker #ships x quotes

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evermoreismychild · 21 days

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regulus: it’s like we finish each other’s—

james: …homework

regulus: ???

james, in tears, sliding his potions work over to reg: please

#he can do it #he just doesn’t #it just isn’t interesting enough for poor james #wolfstar #remus lupin #regulus black #james x regulus #james potter #hogwarts #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #sirius black #rosekiller #fandom ships #jegulus

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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months

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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 2 months

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Gwaine: it’s like Merlin always says: If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Arthur, the skeptic: Merlin? Merlin always says that?

Lancelot, wiping a tear: Inspirational.

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ruubesz-draws · 2 months

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Godzilla❤️Mothra

(ALSO! THAT SECOND TRAILER AAAAHHHHHHH!!!)

#godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #valentine's day #godzilla x mothra #they are my beloveds #never gonna stop shipping them huehuehue #i love them so much...#SO WHERE IS MOTHRA?!?!?#THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE #WE NEED MORE MOTHRA!!!#anyway got this quote from this one kdrama #ANYWAY THE SECOND TRAILER IS OUT!!! YAAASSSSSSS #SO EXCITEDDD #do not repost #my art

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kirbyskisses · 9 months

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jason todd is the living embodiment of that one tiktok that goes

bf, as a prank: bitch, what’s for dinner?!

gf, quiet and nervous: ….grilled cheese 🥺

bf: ….

bf: 😕

bf: hey baby, look at me. if i ever speak to you like that for real you’d better beat the shit out of me, understand?

bf: *is immediately soft and comforting*

#ship: jayby <3 #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #batfam #fluff #incorrect quotes

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imgoingtorunyouover · 2 months

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i am so sorry for the 3 consecutive pings @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11

#ddvau #desert duo vigilante au #desert duo #ddvau cute guy #ddvau hot guy #cute guy #hot guy #ddvau shipping #ddvau incorrect quotes #hot guy x cute guy #this is the last of them for now #im so sorry but this is legitimately my entire thought process i can't stop thinking about THEM #oh also tango's here #ddvau tango tek #i am very sutble about who my favorite character is (lying)

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marauderstars · 8 months

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Sirius: Who hurt you?

Remus: What do you want, a list?

Sirius: …Actually yes.

Sirius: Names and addresses.

#wolfstar #remus lupin #remus and sirius #sirius black #harry potter #hp marauders #marauders era #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #remus x sirius #harry potter marauders #marauders ships #the marauders

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morganadeservedbetter · 26 days

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Merlin: God, if only someone loved me… Arthur: standing behind them with a wedding ring roses Freya: holding box of chocolates Gwaine: has balloons Gwen: holding out a flower crown Mordred: has a card Morgana: bringing him special books Lance: literally just dropped everything he was doing because Merlin needed help carrying things Gaius: facepalms This is sad.

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blitzwhore · 2 months

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Helluva Boss as textposts part 12/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22

#helluva boss #Blitzwhore shitposts #helluva boss incorrect quotes #helluva boss meme #Helluva boss memes #Helluva boss as textposts #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss stolas #stolas helluva boss #stolitz #crimson helluva boss #striker helluva boss #verosika mayday #helluva boss verosika #no image description #Okay let's be real here the Alessio x Crimson ship is FIRE #Don't @ me. I'm right. I know it.

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thattheater-kid · 2 months

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Charlie: Vaggie, I’m cold.

Vaggie: Here, take my sweater.

Angel: Damn, I shoulda worn a jacket.

Husk: Don’t worry, I got you. *wraps his wings around Angel*

Lucifer after seeing these interactions: Alastor, it’s kind of cold out.

Alastor: What do you expect me to do? I don’t control the weather.

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oliversshipacc · 8 months

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Daniel: The very thing that distinguishes us both is that I wouldn't hesitate to choose you in every lifetime, but you wouldn't even choose me in this ONE, and although I gave you my flesh and bones I know I cannot love you into loving me. So there you are overflowing with my love and here I am pleading for a droplet of yours or whatever I could salvage, but there must come a time where you recognize that to grieve someone hurts a lot less than forcing them to be apart of you and I know I should not beg for love but just once I wanted someone to be afraid of losing me...

#douchifer #douchifer angst #ships x quotes

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bee-a-garbage-shipper · 5 months

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Civilian Tim AU

Tim: *Deciding to seduce The Red Hood.* I am a native Gothamite. I haven't thought through a single decision I have ever made and I'm damn sure not about to start now.