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urfavcvntx · 3 months
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Horizon: Forbidden West #063
Source: TikTok her_and_me_plus_3
Seyka: Hey babe, are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more. Aloy: [sorta shy smile]
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marvelflame2010 · 2 years
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Thor: It’s something called Braxton-Hicks contractions
Loki: Oh god, its no big deal. Most women don’t even feel them
Bucky and Y/n and the same time: Ok, no uterus, no opinion
Bucky and Y/n: *high five each other*
Peter: *plays the THIS IS MODERN FEMINISM TALKING audio
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sea-owl · 1 year
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Some random titled lady: Gentlemen don't like loud women
Sir Phillip Crane, introvert botanist: Oh, like hell we don't. Somebody has to tell Cook I hate fish, and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.
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tanevcolton28 · 24 days
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Wonder what turbo and tye are talking about?? Food maybe
If u can’t watch the video on here I posted the link so for the original creator
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777di-or · 5 months
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whoskeida · 10 months
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You know it’s bad when the TRISHA PAYTAS thinks your cancellation is justifiable
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pinkydee10 · 1 year
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High on Life incorrect quotes I can’t figure out how to put in fics;
Casey (Bounty Hunter): Gene, you’re not dead! Where’s my guns?
Gene: Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.
Creature: NAKED GRANDMA!
Gene: Naked HUH?!
Gus: I wouldn’t wanna see that either.
Kenny: Can I have a waffle? C-Can I please have a waffle?
Casey and Lizzie: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-
Casey: I’m a demigirl.
Kenny: I thought you were a human?
Creature: Let’s tell secrets about ourselves! Sweezy you go first!
Sweezy: Alright. I hate you.
Creature: Oh.
Lizzie: There is only one thing worst than a rapist. Boom.
Knifey: A child!
Lizzie: NO!
Gene: What do you have?
Casey: *holds up Knifey* A KNIFE
Gene: NO!
Kenny: Oh my god, why did she pick up that knife?
Gene: Carful, it’s a little muggy outside.
Lizzie: I swear to god if there’s a bunch of mugs out on the lawn…
Gene: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Bounty: It’s a white flag, and you might as well start waving it-
Casey: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!
Gus: Good lord.
Casey: I’ve only had these guns for a few days, but if anyone were to hurt them I would destroy the entire universe and then myself.
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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years
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𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮: I'm breaking up with you.
𝗡𝗮𝘁: ???
𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮: Oh- L relationship
𝗡𝗮𝘁: :,(
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urfavcvntx · 3 months
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Horizon: Forbidden West #044
Source: TikTok houseofgaming
Tekotteh: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Hekarro: No. Dekka: Absolutely not. Hekarro: Nope. Kotallo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Hekarro: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Dekka: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Kotallo: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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secondgenerationnerd · 9 months
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Jon: I just didn't want to see you get hurt, okay?! I know you think you're tough but you are fucking five feet tall!
Irey: I AM FIVE FOOT FOUR
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novelist-becca · 2 years
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Luz: Hey, what’s up?
Hunter: Ugh, I don’t talk to losers.
Luz: That’s not true.
Hunter: What?
Luz: One time I caught you talking to yourself-
Hunter: >:O
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tanevcolton28 · 2 months
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Yall can talk about the best brothers in the NHL but the best brothers are the TANEV BROTHERS and there both HOT so what does that tell u
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Angelica: *pointing to presentation* you see the only thing worse than being in love with Alexander is *removes paper to say Eliza being in love with Alexander*
John: Eliza
Angelica: NO
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razorblade180 · 2 years
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She’s terrible at this
[dark humor]
Willow:Hey Whitley, what’s that on your arm.
Whitley:Huh? Oh those were just my self harm scars. It’s whatever I’m past it.
Willow:Aww, my little fruit ninja champion.
Whitley:There is no way you just said that.
Willow:Oh come on; it was supposed to be a compliment!
Whitley:How the fuck is that a compliment!?
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