#take a seat

[teacherdespair]

Spooky Masters relate.

#halloween #star wars #teacher despair #teacher #student #apprentice #master #funny #Star Wars meme #Anakin #mace windu #trick or treat #pumpkin #meme #take a seat #Skywalker #Jedi #council #spooky #ahsoka #rebels #spooky season #happy Halloween

[cruella1989]

What do you think they’re talking about?

#star wars #memes #palpatine #sheev palpatine #mace windu #master windu #anakin skywalker #anakin #obiwan kenobi #obiwan #star wars prequels #funny #sw memes #i hate sand #i have the high ground #i am the senate #take a seat #we do not grant you the rank of master #sw prequels

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Take It Slow

A sequel to Take a Seat

Warnings: allusions to mafia/crime, intimidation, suggestions of verbal and mental abuse, toxicity.

This might just be a drabble, but I'd appreciate a reblog and some feedback! You are loved and appreciated. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

You sit in a haze. You try not to twitch at the prodding beneath you, the obvious delight of your keeper. Thor’s arm wraps around your middle as he holds you in place, making himself your seat, your throne as he proclaimed boldly to Travis’ face. He won’t forgive you for this one, you’ve humiliated him.

Yet, you can hardly worry about that. You can only wonder how this night will end. Will this brute of a man laugh and let you go? It must all be a joke, similar to a hazing, he is testing his man, that’s all. So you will face the consequences of his ploy.

You wiggle uncomfortably as you keep your head down. It’s humiliating how he continues to beckon men to his table, chatting as if your aren’t even there, his arm hooked firmly around you to keep you from escape. He way his hand runs up and down your side, at times venturing down your thigh. You shift again and he groans.

“This one is getting impatient,” Thor chuckles as he brings his hand up the front of your dress and tickles your throat, “as am I. Leave us,” he commands away another man in black, “I think this night over.”

The man leaves and Thor pulls his hand away to snap in the air. Another approaches, the black-haired one Travis told you was the boss’s brother. You stare at the table.

“Brother, clear this place out,” he says, “and see if you can’t find Mallory.”

The slender man takes his order but not without a grumble. He struts away and Thor turns back to kiss your crown, growling as he inhales the scent of your hair, bowing to press his lips to your shoulder. You assume he will hand you back to Travis now so you can spend the night in his wrath.

“What a prize I’ve claimed this night,” Thor rumbles and turns you in his lap, “I see you are tired, kitten, so let me find you a bed.”

He scoops you up in his arms and you squeak in surprise as he stands. He is much taller than you expect. You glance around and he chuckles, bending his knees as he angles you towards the table. You take his intent and reach for your clutch.

“I... what about Travis--”

“Say his name one more time, kitten, and I will have be certain to make him nothing more than a memory,” he girds and fire crawls up your body. His tone is dangerous and his strength is obvious in his easy hold on you. “Forget your old life, sweetheart, I will give you a new one. A better one.”

Your lips part and you close them. You’re too afraid to ask why? Why you? Is this still a game? He can’t mean a life, maybe only a night.

“He doesn’t deserve you and you deserve much better,” Thor purrs as he carries you across the room.

“I...” you murmur into nothing. This cannot be real. 

You fall into silence. Not so much accepting as terrified. A man this big, this powerful, is not to be defied. You are in his territory. Travis was right, he shouldn’t have brought you here.

Thor carries you across the lobby of the hotel and angles to hit the elevator button. He stands and waits as you stare at the golden doors. They part and he steps on, turning as he keeps you steady in his arms.

“Top floor, sweetheart,” he says.

You hesitate before you reach out and hit the button. It lights up at your touch and the doors close. You shiver as you rescind your arm against your chest.

“Cold?” He wonders coyly, “I’ll be happy to warm you up, kitten.”

You dip your chin down, horrified by his suggestion. He is not an unattractive man, he is tall, blonde, and well-defined. Any woman, yourself would swoon over him, and yet the situation has you locked in terror.

“Why are you so afraid?” He asks as he nuzzles your hairline, “have I been unkind so far?”

You shake your head, the edges of your vision glossy with the threat of tears.

“So why cower and hide away? I mean only to worship you, kitten.”

You inhaled and clasp onto your purse tightly, stilling the tremble in your, “I... I don’t know.”

“Was he such a man that you would laugh at the idea of me? The way he spoke to you, the way he dragged you around as nothing more than an accessory, I saw no man,” the elevator dings and he steps off, “I saw lesser than you should have.” He stride breezily down the hall to the corner suite, “I will be your king.”

He stops before the door and his chest puffs out, “the door key is in my jacket, would you mind?”

You stare at his collar then let go of your clutch. You slip your hand beneath his blazer and feel the firm muscle beneath his satin shirt, the top button open. You twist around to feel the inside pocket and slip the card free with two fingers. You retract and reach for the door. He lowers you so you can slide the card through.

The censor flashes green and he moves you closer. You turn the handle without prompt and he carries you within. He kicks the door shut with his heel and the snap of it makes you flinch. He marches around the suite, and airy front room with a full bar and sofas, opening onto a high balcony with lights. 

He turns through a doorway to the bedroom and takes you to the bed. You brace yourself for the drop, closing your eyes and tensing. How many times had Travis tossed you back so you bit your tongue?

He lays you on the mattress gently and slips his arms out from under you. You slowly open your eyes and look up at him. You sit up as he takes your clutch and sets it on the glass console table near the wall. He rolls his shoulders and groans, slipping free of his jacket.

“What do you expect, my queen? That I should throw you around like a ragdoll? I should mistreat you as that worm must’ve? I feel how you steel yourself. How you wait for me to hurt you,” he faces you as he drapes his jacket over the velvet chair paired with the sleek desk, “it is not my intent to offer anything but delight.”

He comes to stand at the foot of the bed, “you are tense, you could use a hot bath. And in those shoes,” he peers down at your strappy heels, “you must be aching for it.”

You are put off by his suggestion, more innocent than he means. You glance down and tuck your feet back so your skirt hides them. You shrug and rub your naked arm, “I...”

“Kitten, you do not need permission. You say it and I will make it so,” he brings his hand up under your chin, “come, let us wash away this night.”

He squeezes your jaw and you stand. You wave as you’re trapped in his allure. Your eyes cling to his oceanic blue irises, sinking into them as his hand drifts down your neck. His other tickles along your stomach and to your shoulder. He slips the straps of your dress down your arms and guides the fabric down your figure. You quiver at the brush of his rough fingertips. 

He reaches around you smoothly to unhook your strapless bra. It falls away as you gasp. His eyes follow it to the floor and he lowers himself to one knee, then the other. He brings his hand around your heel and unclasps the buckle of your shoe. He wiggles your foot free and you stand flat, then he removes the other heel and tosses them aside.

He puts his head straight and leans forward, kissing the front of your panties as he looks up at you. You gape down at him as your body tingles. Another wave flows over you, guilt; betrayal. What would Travis think?

He frames your hips and rolls your panties down your legs. You don’t stop him. His touch grazes your legs and you step out of the dainty fabric. He takes your hand as he gets back to his feet. He tugs on your arm as he turns and guides you away from the bed. Your skin speckles with goosebumps as you enter a spacious bathroom with a square hot tub in the corner.

He leads you to the tub and lets you go. He bends to flip up the faucet and turns it to adjust the temperature. You watch his back as his shoulders stretch the satin tautly. He rises and faces you as he plucks at the buttons.

You stare dumbly at him as he undresses. His muscles are thick but defined, his fingers move lithely, his jaw sets as his eyes blaze back at you. He drops his shirt then bends to pull off his shoes. He undresses, piece by piece, never looking away. 

As he pushes down the elastic of his briefs, he has no shame. He is wanting. You try not to look as he smirks and reaches for you. He takes you by the wrist and steers you toward the tub. Without a word, he urges you in ahead of him. He climbs over the side and puts your back to him, lowering you both into the basin. 

He leans you against his hard torso and his hands rove and wander over yours, tickling, stroking, cupping as a tremor rolls through you. He purrs and twitches against your back. His hands never stop moving, eager to explore, eager for more.

#thor #dark thor #take a seat #mob au #dark!thor #thor x reader #avengers #mcu #drabble #unexpected series #series #marvel

[navybrat817]

Can we all agree if Sugar was in the kitchen baking something special just for Hottie (no, he can't help) that he would walk in with a pillow and lay on the floor?

"What are you doing?"

"Waiting for you to take a break and sit on my face."

I mean. Stud would do the same thing. Happy FriYAY, lovelies. ❤️🔥❤️

#navybrat thots #bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x female reader #bucky barnes headcanon #hottie and sugar #stud and smartie #take a seat #if he dies he dies #bucky barnes smut #tattoo artist!bucky barnes #roommate!bucky barnes

[zencaia]

Date with Felix <3

#fan art #fanart #The Wayhaven Chronicles #TWC #twc book 3 #twc scene #felix hauville #had to reread both book 2 and 3 to get some room details right lmao #especially the unicorn pendant #now grab that popcorn #take a seat #and enjoy some comedy movies :D

[thatmanchris]

Someone come massage my legs for me please. They’re tired after the workout 😮‍💨

#me #myself #leg day #bisexual #take a seat

[patriciastrike]

Take a seat, please.

#our comfy couch #take a seat #spring snow fall #april #montreal

[uwhe-arts]

yellow . . . | uwhe-arts

#take a seat #photogrpahers on tumblr #uwhe-arts #armchair #yellow #empty place #uwhearts #floor lamp #home interior #design

[allthedesiredusernamesaretaken]

... take a seat ...

#take a seat #armchair #cosy #floral #design #interior #interior design

[euesworld]

"Dance with me, dance until you can't stand on your feet.. dance with me as we wave like the sea, and when we take a seat.. kiss me. Kiss me as if everything is washed away, I'll caress your face and as the kisses rain away the night.. I'll be your moonlight."

I just wanna dance with you under the moon - eUë

#dance with me #dancing with you #dance #dancing #ocean waves #ocean #the sea #take a seat #dancing on the moonlight #moonlight #moonchild #moon #kiss me #kiss #kisses #poem #poetry #poetic #poets on tumblr #poet #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday #romance #romantic

[willkimurashat]

Me, preparing to have a conversation with Henri and Candace after their date:

#come hither #take a seat #don’t worry it won’t be painful #ththg #too hot to handle the game #too hot to handle game #thth game #thth candace #thth henri

[lostcauses-noregrets]

Lost Causes and No Regrets

Hello and welcome to all the new followers who’ve flocked to this hellsite over the weekend!  It’s great to see so many familiar folk from twitter, but there are also lots of names I don’t recognise, so by way of introduction Hello! I’m Lost, I’m a veteran fan in every sense of the word, and I’ve been keeping the Eruri flame burning here on Tumblr since 2015. If you visit my blog at lostcauses-noregrets.tumblr.com you’ll find 7 years worth of meta, fic recs, fan art, and official merch, along with my own Eruri fics, which you can also read on AO3.  

You can find a page of fic recs here; Eruri Fic Recs, and there are more tagged fic rec on my blog.  If you’re interested in meta, you might want to check out the following tags - erwin meta, levi meta, eruri relationship.  I tag artists by name, but there are too many to list individually, so just follow the tags to find some of the stunning art that’s been posted by incredibly talented Eruri artists over the years.  You can also find my main tags listed here; Lostcauses tags. 

My ask box is always open (unless people get really shitty) but I’m often slow to answer because I can never quite catch up, so please be patient. I get a lot of fic rec asks, which is ironic as I’m a bit of a picky reader and tend to rec the classics over and over again. I’m always happy to try and help people find fics they’re looking for though. 

One last thing, I have no patience for ship wars, so I tend to ignore any asks that are likely to stir up trouble. Other than that, feel free to get in touch, and I hope you enjoy the Eruri archive ♡

#welcome to eruri hell #take a seat #make yourself comfortable #the view is wonderful #eruri #snk

[krskrash]

#grogu #baby yoda #baby yoda meme #wholesome bby #take a seat #take a seaty-seat #grogu hansen #chris hansen

[esaari]

#oc #gabe #take a seat #you cant see it but there is a seat for you #hi folks hi back from wallowing in self pity for now

[papirouge]

You got some serious Tik Tok brain rot...please seek help 😭

"tiktok brain rot" and all the brainless hate wagon against this app is gonna be the new anti woke. A stupid culture panic lousy contrarian movement to act intellectually/ culturally superior to (what I assume) conceal some inner insecurity from realizing that mayyybe you're not that interesting/relevant as you thought you were and feel the compulsive need to look down on others to feel like you're actually the shit?

#bestie you're on the blorbo from my show website #take a seat #it's very interesting how barely talk abt tiktok and my pretty lose consumption of it #but you immediately assumed I had to be somehow addicted to it just bc I didn't jump on the #bandwagon along all the useful idiots who agree with banning the only social media #that's been consistently useful to cover the biggest genocide in the world rn 🙃 #brain rot? yeah you called it lol #answered

[livingadreamylife]

(via Alhambra – Andrew Howard Interior Design)

#design details #wallpaper #take a seat